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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR LIKES HARRY POTTER A LITTLE TOO MUCH Can you please give Mr. Cole [Smithey] some toilet paper so he doesn’t keep using the pages of the Maui Time to wipe his ass? It is amazing to me how someone who obviously loathes something as much as Mr. Cole did [with] Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire also found it so interesting that he remembered every detail (“Conspiracy of Dunces,” March 23, 2006). Now while I have no personal investment in whether Mr. Cole likes a movie or not, it is personally assaulting to have to wade through paragraph after paragraph of what can only be described as verbal diarrhea. Perhaps I am being overly critical of Mr. Cole. Perhaps he is crippled in some way and can’t help himself. Or perhaps he is so full of shit that that is all he can produce????? -Anonymous, via fax
YOU’RE WELCOME Hi my name is Samantha West Gruys and this man Trevor Jones is my grandpa (“The Shantyman,” Mar. 16, 2006). I really appreciate you putting him on the newspaper or whatever you want to call it. So thank you over and over a thousand times over for doing this for grandpa. -Samantha West Gruys, via email
DON’T JUDGE A GIRL BY HER GRAPHIC Holoholo Girl: You really don’t look like your graphic (“Friday Night,” Mar. 16, 2006)? I am saddened and disappointed. You exist in my head and online, and now I find out you are not really you. How online can it get, where the reality is not what is portrayed? I have to tell you, from here in Washington D.C., YOU are the only reason I check the Maui Time Weekly. I look for-
ward to your adventures and confessions, pinning them to your picture, and all is well. Now I will have to come up with some other visualization of my MTW goddess. The new visual will no doubt include feet of clay, but don’t fret, I still adore you. -Bill, via email
Samantha Campos responds: Dearest Bill, oh how your words cut! But I have a confession to make--I actually do look exactly like the graphic. I just said that I didn’t in order to deter the undesirables, certainly not meaning YOU, Bill! In fact, often after I’ve a read a book, rode my bicycle to the bar or held a bottle of bubbling booze and a martini glass, strange men will approach and say, “Holoholo Girl, you’re everything I’ve always wanted! Marry me!!!” But then I have to adjust my pigtails and turn my oversized head to my friends, Betty and Veronica, and roll my Disney-ethnic eyes. Really, it’s uncanny how accurate the artist was, given he had never seen me before he designed the graphic. Still, I can’t help but think that if he had produced an image more akin to real folk, I could at last be taken as a serious journalist. You know, like Brenda Starr or something.
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What Governor Linda Lingle said in a Mar. 29, 2006 press release on Chinese Vice Premier Wu Yi’s Apr. 3 visit to Hawai’i: “It is an honor to welcome Madame Wu, whose visit will continue our ongoing effort to strengthen relationships between Hawai’i and China, as well as expand our cooperative economic partnerships.”
What she didn’t say: Since the early 1970s, U.S. officials and business leaders have been saying that stronger economic ties would lead to better respect for human rights in China. Yet the latest U.S. State Department human rights report for China—released Mar. 8, 2006—describes the country as an “authoritarian state” whose “human rights record remained poor.” Don’t worry—it gets better. “[T]he government continued to commit numerous and serious abuses,” continues the report. “There was a trend towards increased harassment, detention, and imprisonment by government and security authorities of those perceived as threatening to government authority.” Good thing Lingle got us those new tourism agreements. -Anthony Pignataro
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Reading the March 20 Maui News made Irene Bowie uneasy. Bowie, the Pacific Whale Foundation’s managing director from 2002 to 2005, was shocked to learn that Terry O’Halloran, the chairman of the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Advisory Council (SAC) had just been hired to be Hawaii Superferry’s new public affairs director. “This just sounds like a conflict of interest,” Bowie said. The SAC is an advisory body to the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary (HIHWNMS) Managers. They provide advice and recommendations on managing and protecting the humpback whales that visit Hawaiian waters. Bowie wondered why the Sanctuary, the entity entrusted with protecting humpback whales, would put two Hawaii Superferry officials on their Advisory Council. Terry White, the Superferry’s Vice President of Operations, is also on the SAC. O’Halloran, who is entering into the second year of a two-year term as SAC chairman, doesn’t believe his new job will be a conflict of interest. “I will not chair any issues regarding the Superferry as SAC Chairman,” he said. “I will ask Vice Chair James Coon to chair any Superferry discussions.” O’Halloran added that he will be recuse himself from voting on Superferry issues. Hawaii Superferry plans to start inter-island cargo and passenger ferry service in 2007. Sanctuary manager Naomi McIntosh sees no problem with O’Halloran’s double duty. “All council members must follow strict guidelines outlined both in the National Sanctuary Advisory handbook and the HIHWNMS Advisory Council Charter to avoid any conflict of interest issues,” she said in an Apr. 3 email. “In addition, if the Council believes there to be a conflict of interest they may choose to vote on whether or not, or to what degree a member should be allowed to participate in the matter.” But Bowie isn’t the only one who was taken back by the announcement. When the SAC learned during their Mar. 16 meeting that O’Halloran will assume his new post with Superferry, Inc. on April 1, alternate council member Duane Erway asked, “Is this an April Fool’s joke?” In his new role, O’Halloran will be responsible for community outreach, public and government relations and communications activities for the company. In other words, he’s Superferry’s lobbyist. He will meet with the newly formed advisory boards on Maui, Kauai and Hawai’i.
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“My top priority will be to see what the needs of various community groups are and address those needs,” O’Halloran said. One of the community groups Erway wants the Superferry to address is the one that includes humpback whales. Erway is concerned that the Superferry’s Whale Avoidance Policy (WAP)—approved by the SAC at its May 12, 2005 meeting—will not protect any endangered humpbacks, to say nothing of seals, turtles or dolphins. At that meeting, O’Halloran—who also cochaired the SAC’s whale-vessel interaction group—didn’t exactly reassure anyone. “The council members recognize that no policy will guarantee that a vessel will not interact directly with a whale, however we felt that these measures represent the best that can be done to avoid whales with the current available technology,” he said. Sanctuary managers also accepted the policy but believe it will not eliminate the risk of whale collisions. The policy includes posting dedicated shipboard lookouts, avoiding areas of high whale density during whale season, using radar and reducing vessel speed when in Sanctuary waters. But Erway doesn’t believe this represents the best that can be done. “Even at the reduced speed of 25 knots in shallow water, the 14-foot bows of the Ferry will kill, injure and harass whale calves and moms,” he said. Erway wants the Superferries equipped with forward-looking sonar. “Last year at this time HSF planned sonar and promised that they would avoid whales by 500 meters, but this is impossible for the 400-plus whale calves and moms who hang just below the surface and can’t be seen by radar or through fancy binoculars,” he said. He also wonders
how accurate whale detection will be during rough weather or winter storms. Dr. Joe Mobley a professor of Comparative Psychology at the University Of Hawai’i, West Oahu, has studied humback whale populations in Hawaiian waters since 1980. He’s been studying the feasibility of avoiding whale collisions through the use of radar for the past four years. He says whale detection radar is still in the experimental stages—with documented successes—but believes incorporating high frequency sonar would help with detecting the presence of whales. Yet at the January 12, 2006 SAC meeting, Superferry employee and SAC member Terry White announced that his company’s first ferry wasn’t equipped with the special sonar, saying that technology wasn’t sufficiently mature. Mobley says the Humpback population, which he says is increasing seven percent a year, has grown accustomed to the sound of propellers. He says they even ignore the noise. “With 75 percent of the humpback whale population located inside the Sanctuary’s 100-fathom line, there will certainly be fatal collisions with the whales with the ferry traveling at a ‘reduced’ speed of 25 knots,” he said. Mobley recommends that when the ferry is traveling through the Sanctuary, it should slow to less than 20 knots. He believes that public pressure is needed to get the Superferry executives to use more accurate technologies. MTW
As is not really well known, the Maui County Department of Liquor Control enforces crowd control regulations on liquor licensees. Many jurisdictions are more than happy to let the local fire department handle issues of whether too many people are crowding into an establishment at a given time. In theory, establishments that don’t serve alcohol could get crowded as well, though I have no idea why. In those places, the LC has no jurisdiction and would never see if there were too many people crowding the lanes and making it impossible for people to escape in case of fire or another emergency. But Maui’s different. Here, the LC gets to handle the crowded aisles of all liquor establishments, while the fire department worries about them everywhere else. It’s quite a division of labor. LC violations of this type around here are rare, but not unknown. At the Apr. 6 Board of Adjudication hearing, Kihei’s Tiki Lounge will plead no contest to one charge of violating Section 08-101-90(b) of the Rules of the Liquor Commission: failing to “ensure that aisles or walkways are cleared of any congestion or blockage which would prevent any person from moving freely within any aisle or walkway.” It happened late on July 1, 2005, at about 1:15 in the morning. It was Friday night/Saturday morning, and Tsunami in Wailea had uncharacteristically closed early. That let a flood of people into Kihei, and many of them made their way to Tiki Lounge. “We got bombarded,” owner Gabriel Sallard said. “Tsunami’s closed early, at midnight. We had no warning. We were swamped. The LC came in and took pictures.” Hence the no contest plea, which also comes on the same hearing day that Tiki Lounge is pleading not guilty to two counts relating to an overservice charge.
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A&B’s drop reflects news about its Alexander Dam on Kauai getting “red-flagged” by state inspectors. It’s not in any immediate danger of falling, but inspectors noted a couple recent landslides in the area. And that’s not good, considering that a similar—read: earthen, old and un-inspected—collapsed a couple weeks ago on Kauai and killed seven people. And Hawaiian Telcom rises on news that even though they’re a privately owned company— privately owned by none other than the ultra-rich Carlyle Group—they’re releasing their annual financial earnings. If they’re good, Carlyle may actually let Hawaiian Telcom go public. Woohoo! MTW
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MAUICOUNTY It’s a good thing Hawai’i has two major daily papers that cover news of statewide importance. Some deride the papers as just following each other, ultimately just reporting the same stories over and over, but that’s just not true. Take today’s papers, both of which lead with updates on the Mar. 8 crash of a Hawaii Air Ambulance plane in Kahului that killed three people. “FAA asks air medic company to hold off,” announces the Honolulu Advertiser, detailing how the Federal Aviation Administration has asked the ambulance firm to “ground” its transport flights for as long as it takes safety inspections to continue. Yet over in Honolulu Star-Bulletin country, the headline is “Air ambulance planes inspected, ready to fly.” Does it really matter that both stories source their definitive, completely contradictory headlines to the same guy, Hawaii Air Ambulance CEO Andrew Kluger? Um, yeah, I guess it does. Well, as it turns out, they’re both right, kinda. The FAA did ask the company to ground their planes— a while ago. And they will be able to fly when the inspections are done—whenever that is. See? We’re all better informed… In somewhat but not really related news, three-year-old Winston-Salem, North Carolina-based Hooters Air just cancelled regularly scheduled service, claiming high fuel prices had made operating impossible. Though the airline never made it as far as Hawai’i—hell, they never made it as far as California—every true red-blooded American male has a special place in his heart for the restaurant chain that boasts beautiful waitresses wearing tight tops and dolphin shorts while they serve thoroughly inedible chicken wings.
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FRIDAY, MAR. 31 What was supposed to be a real forum on the proposed Superferry last night at the Ocean Science Discovery Center in Ma’alaea turned into a one-sided argument against the so-called “H-4.” This is because representatives from Superferry, Inc., Maui Land & Pineapple Co. and the state Department of Transportation all declined invitations to attend. According to today’s Maui News, Maui Land had a scheduling conflict and the other two said they stayed away because “some of those involved in organizing the forum were involved in legal actions against them.” And that’s fair, though it does carry the scent of fear, which moves very far in political circles. Superferry, Inc. especially has been very touchy lately when accused of trying to push through its plan to start running high-speed ferries between the islands next spring. Opting out of forums like this sends the message that since it beat back court challenges demanding it complete a full environmental review of the project, it only sees the need to talk to the public when—and if—it chooses.
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TUESDAY, APR. 4 Great news: we’ve got nothing but good weather forecast for the foreseeable future, so state officials can get back to inspecting all our old, earthen dams. See, for the last couple of weeks the weather has been so awful that no one could get close to the dam. But now that the rain is gone and there’s no more chance of flash flooding, the inspectors can go in and see if the dams are prone to flooding. Isn’t this wonderful? Anthony Pignataro easily throws the most smack in his crew, yet he still eats canned vegetables. MTW
SATURDAY, APR. 1 In a move that will both send a strong, antiaddiction signal throughout Maui’s correctional world and most likely break the back of the local prison economy, Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) has banned all smoking throughout one of its men’s dorms. In a few days, they’ll do the same with a women’s dorm. “Because half of substance abusers in recovery die of tobacco-related chronic diseases, this is a leap in the right direction for our program,” Maui Drug Court administrator Barbara-Ann Keller said in a press release sent out today. “If we are truly providing quality substance abuse treatment services, we should be assisting the inmates with nicotine treatment because they can never be fully sober while still being addicted to nicotine.” Man, no more smokes in prison: incarceration’s rough.
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across the hall from the new hospital cafeteria, according to today’s Honolulu Advertiser. Set up years ago, the morgue is much too small to accommodate the island’s current death rate, forensic pathologist Dr. Anthony Manoukian told the paper. Manoukian said space is at such a minimum that decomposing bodies are often placed next to the recently deceased. Some bodies are even moved to an “auxiliary chilled unit” where… I’m sorry, but I’m having trouble focusing on anything other than hospital officials’ motivation for having people eat perilously close to where they keep the dead people. By the florist shop? Sure. Next to radiology? Okay. Across the hall from the snack bar? You know, that might even be fine. But near the cafeteria? Unconscionable.
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Forty-eight of the nation’s 50 states are better than Hawai’i at not leaving children behind, according to a preliminary study by the U.S. Department of Education, according to an Associated Press story today. That’s right—just 34 percent of this state’s schools are meeting the math and reading test score requirements mandated by our wonderful No Child Left Behind Law. Of course, a recent NPR story on the law reported those states with rising math and reading test scores have only been able to do so by pulling resources and money away from history, science, the arts, etc. But we don’t need those subjects! This is the 21st century! Who needs to know science? That’s what we have computers for… Oh, you want to know which state is dead last in the list? Let me give
you a few hints: the state has a lot of beaches, tons of cranky old people, one of Dubya’s brothers for a governor, far too many incidents in which someone gets wholly or partially eaten by a reptile and a name that’s pronounced Flor-i-duh. Any guesses?
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GOVERNMENT IN ACTION During President Bush’s recent trip to India, 17 Secret Service Labradors and German shepherds accompanying him (each with its own police rank like “lieutenant”) were housed in five-star hotels in Delhi, according to local press stories. Delhi police dogs, assisting in the same missions, went home to kennels. Faring less well was one of the three teams of search-and-rescue dogs assigned to find Hurricane Katrina victims, which had to be sent home in March because of a hotelbooking snafu, for which FEMA and Louisiana officials blamed each other.
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ne of the most rewarding relationships you can have is with your dog. At best, your canine friend provides companionship, unconditional affection and protection, as well as seat-warming, feetcleaning and garbage disposal services. If only all relationships could offer as much! But if you go through obedience training with your dog—as you should—you may unexpectedly get something else. This kind of behavior modification means that you become skilled at asking for and getting what you want. Recently, I attended a six-week, Maui Humane Society dog-training course, led by instructor Kinee Hanson. In her lessons, Hanson gave tips to facilitate the consistent success of basic commands to give your dog. She emphasized patience, having a positive attitude, rewarding for good behavior, and the importance of training chains and scooping your own poop—valuable concepts for any relationship. In fact, as I went through Hanson’s class, I was struck by how her instructions to owners concerning their dogs translated to, well, let’s just say other kinds of relationships. Don’t believe me? As you read the following, try swapping the word “dog” with other terms like “son,” “boss,” “lover,” etc. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Week One: General Canine Psychology When it comes to rewards, use whatever motivates your dog the most, be it praise, food or a toy. Do
not over-praise (causes a hyperactive response) or under-praise (does not motivate). Your dog will quite naturally resist your initial attempts to control him, but once you have learned to communicate your leadership, he will accept and obey you willingly… We often think of pets as our children. But dogs are pack animals. On their level, there is no equality—only dominance and submission. It is our job to not only establish a bond and trust, but also control. And part of this entails communicating clearly what we need and when. When you set the tone, your dog will synchronize with your tone. Anger and frustration have no place in the relationship; patience is key.
Week Two: Walking on a Leash Use a slack leash; you cannot control your dog if the leash is tight. Complete attention on the handler is a goal—do not watch the dog continually, he should be watching you. Move at a brisk pace; this encourages attention and enthusiasm from your dog… When walking, turn in the opposite direction of where your dog wanders off so that his attention comes back to you. Don’t show your dog uncertainty. Walk with decisiveness—let your dog know you have control. “The more you look forward,” says Hanson, “the more your dog will look at you. The more you look at your dog, the less he’ll pay attention to you.” You set the direction and the pace. If they walk ahead of you, reverse your
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direction. If your dog stops to sniff, keep going and he has to catch up. Different temperaments will dictate which approach is best. If your dog is rambunctious, be a drill sergeant. If they are timid, sweet-talk them.
obey the “down” command in this area, it negates the need for him to be banished outside or to another room. Do not get
Week Three: Sit & Automatic Sit A dog’s hearing is seven times more accurate than ours; there’s no reason to repeat the command. Be calm, clear and firm. Do not use your dog’s name with a negative tone. If your dog does not sit, correct by gently pressing down on his hindquarters… The “sit” command can be awkward for most untrained dogs. Yet it seems to be the one every owner works first. This is your dog’s initial experience following a worded instruction so don’t expect them to be able to translate right away. “Remember their brains don’t work as quickly as we do,” says Hanson. “You gotta give ‘em a second to think, and then do it.” She also advises the use of treats—it changes their demeanor immediately.
Week Four: Down & Control Center Give the verbal command, “Down” low and firm. When your dog goes down, praise immediately and calmly with “Good Down,” as you give the food reward. If your dog does not go down on command, correct him off balance so that he does not resist your correction… A “control center” is a comfortable place your dog will go willingly and lie down. If you train your dog to
pushy with this command. Encourage your dog to stay down by giving quiet praise and petting slowly. Everything is about calmness, being placid. “If it’s just for the treat initially,” says Hanson, “well, that’s wonderful that they’re doing it at all.”
Week Five: Sit-Stay, Down-Stay & Wait As you and your dog become more confident, slowly start to increase the amount of time you ask him to stay, as well as increasing the distance you move from him. Be patient and move slowly, but with confidence. Once your dog knows the downstay well, he should be tested around distractions… From two-minute sit-stays to out-ofsight, long period down-stays, the stay command is about full-on control and authority. And for your dog, it’s probably the least fun to practice. Be persistent and firm, stand upright and use eye contact. One thing your dog must understand is that you are more stubborn than they are. Walk towards your dog when breaking or releasing from the stay command. Give praise, but don’t overdo it.
This is not a command you will be good at in a week. You might be good at it in a year… maybe. But if you find yourself using a lot of correction, you are not using your building block correctly.
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Week Six: Come Use a long line and real meat treats for optimal motivation. This is an opportunity you give your dog to be loose. Do you trust them? Don’t chase your dog. You’re not as fast and they know that. You want your dog to come quickly and in a straight line. But as long as they’re coming, it’s okay. Use tons of enthusiasm. Do not become aggressive by tone or attitude during this particular command; when we do, we expect that our dog will run up to us but we wouldn’t if we were in the same situation. Initially, you can say anything you want to get your dog to come to you. But do not welcome their approach with anything negative. If your dog doesn’t come at first, get low to the ground and act playful, or run away. Dogs love to play chase. Don’t chase your dog, but it’s perfectly okay to entice our dog to chase you. Play hide-and-seek and they’ll check up on you—make them understand that you can disappear if they’re not paying attention. Keep a smile on your face. Be positive. This command can be a tough one. “Dogs are creatures of habit,” says Hanson. “Yes, they’re coming just for the food—that’s why we’re using it. We’re creating a pattern of behavior. That’s what dog training is all about.” The next six-week session of MHS dog training classes will start Apr. 10. The fee is $110, with a $50 discount if the dog was adopted from Maui Humane Society. For more info, call 877-3680. MTW
She’s been a behavioral and obedience specialist for 33 years. She first got involved in training horses then dogs, including rescue and police canines. She was also involved in wolf research in Alaska, and has done commercial work with big birds and cats. Although her focus with the Maui Humane Society is mainly on obedience and control, Hanson also offers private training and education, basically just “getting people dialed in with their dogs.”
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One of the great aspects of our office moving to Wailuku has been trying out a bunch of new lunch spots. For the first few months, we would put the paper on hold while we assembled during our lunch hour to chow at one of the local nearby hotspots. Then as the months went by, the dine-out lunch group began to dwindle as people cultivated their favorites or went back to their old habits of just packing a lunch.
Mike’s Restaurant 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888 Open daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. $ One place we still visit on a weekly basis is Mike’s Restaurant, located on Main in Wailuku just around the corner from our office. Mike’s offers a full variety of fresh and delicious Chinese food all day and the option to dine-in or carryout. Mike’s popularity in our office is also due, at least in part, to their reasonable prices and generous portions. While Mike’s has a pleasant dine-in area, the fastest and cheapest way to get your food is to hang a left a soon as you walk in and head towards the counter. When you arrive at the counter you’ll see a variety of hot prepared dishes such as Kung Pao chicken, orange chicken, sesame chicken, broccoli beef, stirfried vegetables and sweet and sour pork. If you’re in a hurry or just can’t resist
the smell of the food in front of you, one of the servers will prepare a hot plate for you on the spot. For just a few bucks you can feast on a heaping portion of lo mein, and/or fried rice and choice of main dish. If you have trouble deciding between the many options, spend an extra couple of dollars for a second or third item. If none of the prepared items suits your fancy, try ordering something off the menu like the fresh lobster or crab or fresh island catch (market price). Last time I ate at Mike’s, I ordered the Wor Wonton Mein. It takes a few more minutes to prepare than the plate lunch but it’s worth the wait. The steaming bowl of broth is swimming with hearty ramen noodles, wontons, shrimp, chicken, char sui and assorted vegetables. Don’t be surprised if you see one of the owners carefully stuffing and folding soup wontons at a nearby table. On that day Anthony, who joined me for lunch, ordered the two-item combo. Always indecisive about whether to get fried rice or chow mein, he opted for half and half. The rice was fluffy with plenty of vegetables. The chow mein uses wider, almost fettuccini noodles than the traditional skinny noodles, but is still tasty. A fan of all the usual suspects, he went with the broccoli beef and the kung pao chicken. He commented that the beef strips were small but flavorful. The broccoli was large and more tender than he tasted in fancier restaurants. He thought the Kung Pao chicken was good, but not so spicy. But a good dowsing of sriracha will fix that up nicely. Overall Mike’s is a quite tasty meal. MTW
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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 8748600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$
During Happy Hour
Quesadilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5.00 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.50
Air Conditioned Smoke Free Bar TV’s • Pool Tables • $2 Beer • $4 Glass of Wine
Served from 3:30pm to 5:00pm in the Bar & Lounge Area Only
Mango Wings . . . . . . . . . . . . .6.00
Homestyle New American Comfort Food
Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
Friday Dekuyper Tropicals
Saturday Bloody Marys
Onion Rings Cup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2.95 Bowl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.95
Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager
DA KINE CALENDAR
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
APRIL 6, 2006
DININGLISTINGS Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Th, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 7 a.m.-3 a.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8797224. $$$ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$
APRIL 6, 2006
Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 8911120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches & pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.8918860. $$ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K
UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 5799453. $ K
Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 5798844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 8781313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 5732998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 6679062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$
Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TuSa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6613160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940sstyle. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 6670787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 6614500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 6619999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 6693474. $$ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$
$$$→$40 and up
Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6651822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 6672929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$
Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $
Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.
Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$
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Lahainaluna Friday-Saturday, 5 p.m. It’s a once in a lifetime celebration! Well, Lahainaluna will only turn 175 years old once. So show your support of their amazing Alumni, me included, by participating in the anniversary celebration. The fun starts on Friday with a huge parade that features classes from 1941 to present marching together by class down Front Street in Lahaina. The opening ceremony at Kamehameha Iki park will follow hosted by none other than Russell Yamanoha (class of ’84, you go Russell!), KHNL 8 sportscaster. On Saturday you can join everyone chowing down on some onolicious kau kau at the Lu’au at Lahainaluna High School. Tickets are only $10! The David Malo Pageant concludes Saturday evening paying tribute to Lahainluna’s legacy with song and dance. This entertainment filled pageant is hosted by Michael (Pangan) Tabura (class of 89) and Kathy Nakagawa (class of 88) from KSSK FM. C’mon, it’ll more fun than high school, plus you can buy commemorative shwag too. For parade info call 661-5332; luau and pageant tix call 662-4000; www.lahainaluna.com. [JEN RUSSO]
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Ballet NY Thursday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [DANCE] Founded in 1997, and directed by ballet-world famous Medhi Bahri and Judith Fugate, Ballet NY is “an urban legend you can believe... this company explodes across the stage with a diverse repertoire and superb dancers, each a star in his or her own right. As always, the program promises to be one of athleticism, artistry and huge appeal, with four emerging allAmerican choreographers… creating dances especially for this season and pointing the direction for the future of ballet” - according to the website www.broadwayworld.com. Tickets: $10, $25, $40, half-price for keiki. Call 242-7469.
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The Nellie Olsens Thursday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC [COMEDY] It’s time for your monthly dose of the Coconut Cabaret. Nora Burns, Terrence Michael and John Cantwell make up this fearsome threesome known as “The Nellie Olesons.” The show is sketch comedy that Burns describes as “crazy and fast-paced, with campy dance numbers, political take-offs, lots of costume changes...” and more. They have toured and are loved and hated throughout the world. You aren’t funny unless somebody hates you. Think about it. New York Times calls it, “...inarguably hilarious.” You won’t want to miss this. Tickets: $18. Call 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]
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Friday and Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m. at the Iao Theater [STAGE] In 1979, it won nine Tony Awards. And now, Maui OnStage presents Stephen Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, a comically macabre, musical thriller featuring suspicious meat pies, sex, revenge and serial killers—all the best ingredients for a night out (but obviously, not suitable for keiki or easily offended adults)! The opening night gala dinner entails a meet-andgreet with the director, Kristi Scott, with a Sweeney-themed menu and beverage for $20. Show tickets are $20 for adults, $18 for seniors and students, and $15 on Sunday for everyone. Visit www.mauionstage.com or call 242-6969.
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Hapa Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [HAWAIIAN MUSIC] The music of Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau has been revered for years. And their most recent work has been called, “A soundtrack for 21st century Polynesia where native art, history and music are pulled together by the powerful force of Maui.” Actually, I believe it was Flanagan who said that. But anyway, the magnificent chanter Charles Ka’upu adds his stories with resonating boom, and Kawena Chun provides the dramatic grace of hula to the beauty of Hapa’s unforgettable musical and cultural milieu. Tickets: $10, $28, $35, half-price for keiki. Call 242-7469.
[DANCE] On the second and fourth Saturday of every month, BellyRoll Dance Company performs an ancient art of seduction—the bellydance. It is a dance with debatable origins—likely to be from the Mediterranean, Middle East and Africa—dating from as far back as 14th century BC. Like many of the world’s greatest arts, belly dancing was once banned for its sensual, “immodest” circular hip motion. Thank goodness we’re past that. But the modern appeal of belly dancing transcends its sexuality, for it’s a dance that celebrates women’s bodies in all their most natural, rounded, exquisite glory. Woohoo! Flat abs, be damned! This week’s special guest is Lori Tawasha, who has been studying the dance for over four years and is now performing her first ever live tribal-fusion solo. I guess it’s sorta like a belly recital! No cover charge. For info about Belly Roll Dance Co., call Beka at 280-5814.
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Mad Hot Banderas Ballroom dancing goes to public school again Since the success of last year’s dance documentary Mad Hot Ballroom, Hollywood has thrown together a formulaic narrative riff on the idea of New York public school students learning ballroom dance as a way of socializing poor kids out of their lower class traps. Antonio Banderas saunters through his performance in a glorified rendition of real-life ballroom dance teacher Pierre Dulaine, who brings classical dance training to bear on a group of tin-eared hip hop-crazed high school misfits.
Take The Lead
★★★★★ Rated PG/108 mins.
Forget that the real life Dulaine taught much younger elementary school kids because this is by no means a biopic. Director of Photography Alex Nepomniaschy (Narc) fumbles with where to put the camera to capture JoAnn Jansen’s ill-conceived choreography. Every sub-plot wilts on the vine in a redundant movie lacking narrative focus. Beware the words, “feature film debut of veteran music video and commercial director.” You can barely speak the well-worn phrase without spitting. In this case, Liz Friedlander proudly wears the crown of thorns that signals an inability to create any narrative arc that stretches for more than three minutes. The movie starts out with a cliché montage of divergent characters dressing up for a night out on the town. Pierre Dulaine shines his black leather shoes while ghetto kid Rock (Rob Brown—Finding Forrester) primps in front of his bathroom mirror before needlessly taking off his button down
shirt so that his alcoholic father can vomit on it. Pierre rides his bicycle to a dance function while Rock is refused admittance to his high school’s hip-hop party. A couple of hoodlums taunt Rock into vandalizing the school principal’s car with a golf club before he’s seen committing the violent act by Pierre. This petty set-up allows Pierre to find Principal Augustine’s (Alfre Woodard) parking permit that he dutifully returns to the school the next day to give her. The wobbly tone of the movie is somewhere between teen comedy and drama with an emphasis on an inevitable clash of musical and dance styles. The well-dressed Pierre is challenged by Augustine’s cynicism toward his mannered nature in the context of her largely doomed student body. Pierre volunteers his dance teaching services for the delinquent kids relegated to after school detention, and has his bicycle stripped for his altruistic efforts. Before Pierre can teach his random batch of problem kids the names of the classical dances in the repertoire, they are busy mixing in freeform hip-hop dance steps. The students soon butcher standards like Gershwin’s “They Can’t Take That Away From Me” with hip-hop beats that create a musical fusion. All suspension of disbelief is jettisoned as the screenwriters, director, and choreographer press the untrained dancers toward a citywide dance competition that serves as the denouement of the movie. The filmmakers proclaim that Take The Lead is “inspired by the life of Pierre Dulaine,” but the dance teacher’s name seems utilized more to endorse a product that never earned approval. As a dance movie Take The Lead is downright incompetent, and as a feel-good teen drama/comedy it has no pathos or humor. It’s a throwaway movie. MTW
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jerking bonds. I’m all choked up already. 108 min. (HK)
Now Showing ATL - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A 17 year-old has to assume the position of man of the house. His younger brother is getting into a bad scene and his only joy is going to the hip hop rollerskating rink and being with his girlfriend. I think it’s going to be a cross of Saturday Night Fever and Boyz in the Hood. 105 min. (HK) BASIC INSTINCT 2 - (R) - Crime, Thriller - This, the not-at-all awaited sequel to the 1991 Basic Instinct, finds novelist/psychotic killer Catherine Trammel (Sharon Stone) living in England. Oh, and Stone—who’s 48 years old now—supposedly she gets even more naked than in the original. Enjoy! 114 min. (AP) FAILURE TO LAUNCH - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker star. It reminds me of How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. McConaughey (Tripp) is charming and sexy and doesn’t want to commit. Parker is a Professional Motivator who’s hired by Tripp’s parents to get him to finally leave the nest. But have they finally stumbled upon their soulmates?!? 96 min. (HK) FINAL DESTINATION 3 - (R) - Thriller, Horror Follows the same story line as the first two. High school girl predicts a tragic incident, this time it’s a roller coaster accident, then it happens. The people she convinced to not ride the ride now have to try and cheat death again and again and again... 92 min. (HK) THE HILLS HAVE EYES - (R) - Drama, Horror, Thriller - A family sets off to have a fun little road trip down to San Diego. Their tires mysteriously blow out and leave them stranded in the middle of nowhere. Creeping noises and inexplicable things start to happen... aaaaaaaaaaand... enter the mutant people, begin bloodfest. 107 min. (HK) ICE AGE 2: THE MELTDOWN - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Animation - I’m sorry, but I loved the first one. Suprisingly, the sequel may just be up to par. They’ve got the original voices for this unlikely group of pre-historic animals as they cope with a new set of rules due to the ice, y’know, melting. (HK) INSIDE MAN - (R) - Crime, Thriller - Directed by Spike Lee, this heist-that-may-not-be-a-heist picture stars Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster and Willem Dafoe. You tell me if it’ll be good. 129 min. (AP) PINK PANTHER - PG - Comedy - Steve Martin plays well-to-do Inspector Clouseau. The Pink Panther is an amazing diamond that has been stolen and the Inspector, through “unintentional” slapstick comedy and dumb luck, is trying to catch the culprit. Don’t forget about his hilarious accent. 92 min. (HK) THE SHAGGY DOG - (PG) - Comedy, Family - Now Disney is ripping off… Disney. In this “update” of the 1959 Fred MacMurray film of the same name, Tim Allen plays a workaholic District Attorney who turns into the family dog. Man, that’s science fiction! Who’s going to believe Allen is a DA? 98 min. (AP) SHE’S THE MAN - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - A teenage girl poses as her twin brother at a new school. It’s a love octagon with everyone crushing on somebody else, teenage angst, confusion and sexual awkwardness. Amazingly, it might actually be funny. 105 min. (HK)
5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER CASANOVA - (R) - Comedy, Drama, Romance Heath Ledger plays the infamous lover that no woman could deny. Well, except the one. Of course, that’s the one he falls in love with. Isn’t that always the way of it? You want what you can’t have. It’s all part of the game. 108 min. (Heidi King)
Wednesday, April 12 5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER SOMETHING NEW - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama, Romance - A girl buys a new house. She thinks her life is complete. Then, she meets the gardener and he’s totally hot. Sparks fly, romance blooms. It seems divine. Except all of her friends are against the relationship because she’s black and he’s white. What to do?! 100 min. (HK)
New This Week BENCH WARMERS - (PG13) - Comedy, Sports - It’s Revenge of the Nerds meets Bad News Bears in this tale of dorks overcoming all, starring Rob Schneider, a pack of SNL alumni, and that guy from Napoleon Dynamite. Mel the Millionaire Nerd hatches a plan to form a team of pariahs to do battle against the toughest little league team in the state and enlists the aid of Gus and his misfit friends, Ritchie and Clark. Gus’s prowess on the diamond earns him the adoration of the dweeb masses, but what happens when they learn that he was once a bully? I think smell Oscar. 80 min. (Will Watkins) LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN - R - Thriller, Crime, Gangster - Josh Hartnett stars as Slevin, the victim of both an unfortunate name as well as a case of mistaken identity, who finds himself in the crossfire of two warring New York crime bosses known as The Rabbi (Ben Kingsly) and The Boss (Morgan Freeman). To further complicate matters, he must also stay one step ahead of the dogged Detective Brikowski (Stanley Tucci) and the nefarious assassin Goodkat (Bruce Willis). Wackiness ensues. 110 min. (WW) PHAT GIRLZ - (PG13) - Comedy - Mo’Nique Imes plays a fashion designer who wants to sell trendy but plus-sized clothes and then wins a trip to Palm Springs where she meets a hot Nigerian doctor. Could happen. Happened to my cousin. I mean, we all think that’s what happened, but we’re not sure because we never found the body. 93 min. (Anthony Pignataro) TAKE THE LEAD - (PG13) - Drama, Biopic Antonio Banderas plays a ballroom teacher/competitor who volunteers his services to New York inner city high school kids. They know how to work it already, but to hip hop. Caring is sharing, so each will learn the other’s type of dance moves. In doing so, building one of those tear-
16 BLOCKS - (PG13) - Action, Thriller - Bruce Willis plays an aging cop that is assigned to get Mos Def’s character from the jail to a courthouse. The problem is, cops want dude dead. It’s tough to be a cop running from the police. 101 min. (HK) SLITHER - (R) - Horror, Sci-Fi - Something evil is lurking beneath the genteel charm of a small town... (hmm, wonder if it has anything to do with gossiping neighbors?!) Pets start missing, and the rich guy’s acting weird... (Does this movie take place on Maui or what?) As events get more gruesome, the Sheriff and his team resolve to stop the mysterious dark force. (Is it a dark force called “Overdevelopment,” maybe?!) 96 min. (Samantha Campos) STAY ALIVE - (PG13) - Horror, Thiller - There will be no disco dancing in this one. Video game fiends get their paws on a new game that hasn’t been released to the public. Oddly, as gamers die on the screen, they turn up dead in the real world. (HK) ULTRAVIOLET - (PG13) - Action, Sci-Fi - For those of you who missed Aeon Flux back in December but can’t wait for it to come out on DVD, have no fear! This is the exact same movie—hot chicks, lots of gunplay, flashy future, evil government—except with Milla Jovovich instead of Charlize Theron. I can hardly wait! 87 min. (AP) V FOR VENDETTA - (R) - Sci-Fi, Action, Drama - A masked vigilante (Hugo Weaving) known only as “V” rescues a young woman (Natalie Portman) to join him in a struggle against the force of oppression that is the totalitarian government of the future. 132 min. (SC) WORLD’S FASTEST INDIAN - (PG13) - Adventure, Drama - In this biopic, Anthony Hopkins plays Burt Munro, a 68-year old Kiwi and damned fool who rebuilds a 1920s Indian motorcycle into a racer capable of taking on the land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats. 127 min. (AP)
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Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee ATL - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 6:55, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:15, 6:55, 9:30 Bench Warmers - PG13 - Fr (12:30, 1:10, 2:45, 3:20, 5, 5:30), 7:10, 7:45, 9:25, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1:10, 2:45, 3:20), 5, 5:30, 7:10, 7:45, 9:25, 10, M-W (2:45, 3:20, 5, 5:30), 7:10, 7:45, 9:25, 10 Eight Below - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 3:50), 6:40, 9:25, Sa-Su (1:15), 3:50, 6:40, 9:20 Hills Have Eyes - R - Th only (1:40, 4:10), 7:15, 9:45 Ice Age 2 - PG - Th-Fr (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:40, 3:10, 4, 4:50, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:40, 9, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:40, 3:10), 4, 4:50, 5:20, 6:50, 7:20, 7:40, 9, 9:30, 10, M-W (1:30, 2:40, 3:10, 4, 4:50, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:40, 9, 9:30, 10 Lucky Number Slevin - R - Fr, M-W (1:40, 4:20), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:40), 4:20, 7, 9:30 Pink Panther - PG - Th only (12:35, 2:45, 5), 7:10, 9:35 She’s the Man - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:20, 4:10), 6:45, 9:10, Sa-Su (1:20), 4:10, 6:45, 9:10 16 Blocks - PG13 - Th only (12:30, 4:55), 9:40 Slither - R - Th-Fr (12:50, 3, 5:15), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:50, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:50, M-W (3, 5:15), 7:30, 9:50 Stay Alive - PG13 - Th-Fr (12:45, 2:55, 5:10), 7:35, 9:45, Sa-Sa (12:45, 2:55), 5:10, 7:35, 9:45, M-W (2:55, 5:10), 7:35, 9:45 Ultraviolet - PG13 - Th only (2:50), 7:25 World’s Fastest Indian - PG13 - Th (12:40, 3:25), 6:30, 9:20, Fr-Su (12:40, 3:25), 6:30, 9:15, M-W (3:25), 6:30, 9:15
900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Bench Warmers - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:30, 7:30, 9:40 Failure to Launch - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:15, 9:35, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:45, 7:15, 9:35 Ice Age 2 - PG - Th (4:15), 7, 9:25, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (1), 4:15, 7, 9:15 She’s the Man - PG13 - Th only (4:30), 7:15, 9:45 Stay Alive - PG13 - Th only (4), 7:30, 9:30 V for Vendetta - R - Th (3:45), 6:45, 9:50, Fr, M-W (4), 6:55, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45), 4, 6:55, 9:45
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Making Scents The distilling art of Jack Chaitman and Joana Johnston Of all our senses, smell is the most difficult to describe. For instance, trying to explain the intoxicating scent of your lover can be as elusive and subjective as trying to describe an abstract expressionist painting. Colors, textures and shapes swirl and blend, creating images that may conjure powerful feelings for the viewer that no one else will experience from the same work of art.
The Ancient Art of Smell Friday, 7 p.m. at The Studio Maui Admission: $25. Call 575-9390 Jack Chaitman and Joana Johnston view their line of scents—called the “Scents of Knowing”—in the same manner. They believe their uniquely distilled plant essences have the power to transform. “Smell will help bring me to understand my emotions,” says Chaitman. “Smell can bring you to the feeling of who you are, not just the concept of who you are.” As a scent is released, it filters through our olfactory regions and into the limbic system—the emotional and motivational part of our brain—altering how we feel, as we smell. And when our feelings change, the scent changes. Chaitman and Johnston encourage “staying with” the smell and seeing how the process alters our perception of the scent, and vice versa. This artistic alchemy may sound esoteric because as humans, we aren’t trained
Is there an essence of dillweed? to use our sense of smell as much as our other senses. However, most of the animal kingdom depends on smell for survival—to find food and potential mates, to establish location and recognize danger. Plants especially use fragrance to attract pollinators and repel predators. It’s this life force that Chaitman and Johnston hope to retain in the roots, resins, flowers, seeds, fruits and woods they gather by
based, by-products of the plant distillations. And of course, all their products are edible. “If you’re absorbing them through your skin,” says Chaitman, “they should be edible.” “There’s a difference you can feel in your whole body,” says Johnston. “And we want to show this experience to others—that there’s an alternative to synthetic. It’s the love of something pure.” MTW
utilizing hydro-distillation and pure silica crystal quartz glass flasks. “There’s an intelligence of nature that keeps everything working,” says Chaitman. “The more intact this intelligence is, the more life force [the plant essence] has.” Aside from their essential oils, Chaitman and Johnston also have a line of water perfumes, lotions and hydrosols—pure, therapeutic, water-
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APRIL 6, 2006
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Tickets: $44, $33. MACC, 242-7469.
Nellie Olesons - Thursday (tonight!). The original renegade punks of sketch comedy. Named after Laura Ingall’s rich-bitch rival on the classic television series, Little House On The Prairie, the Nellie Olesons have been performing their clever cutting-edge comedy in cities from NY to LA for the last 10 years. “Campy, outrageous and refreshingly raunchy,” - LA Times. A portion of the proceeds benefit Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets: $18. For more info, visit Thenellieolesons.com or NeoComedy.com. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ballet NY - Thursday (tonight!). Ballet New York is comprised of the cream of the world’s dancers from leading dance companies, each a star in his or her own right. That pedigree, as well as the founders’ relationship with George Balanchine and New York City Ballet, ensures an amazing range in the company repertoire, including commissions of exciting new works from today’s leading choreographers. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sweeney Todd - Friday, Saturday & Sunday through Apr. 30. In Victorian London, a vengeful Sweeney Todd returns from jail overseas for a crime he did not commit. With his dazzlingly demented accomplice, Mrs. Lovett, she and the “demon barber of Fleet Street” cook up a hilariously macabre revenge scheme in this crafty, darkly comedic and captivating musical. Tickets: $20, $18, $15; purchasable at If the Shoe Fits. For info, visit www.mauionstage.com. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969. Hapa - Saturday. The evocative island sounds created by the slack-key/vocal team of Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau have a magnetic appeal. Flanagan’s slack-key innovations are enriched by the vocals and compositions of Aweau, who is as adept with beautiful Hawaiian music as with smooth jazz grooves. Renowned chanter Charles Ka‘upu adds another cultural ingredient to this engaging program. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Lei of Stars - Sunday. Maui's “Lei of Music Stars” includes choirs who are in the community making beautiful music each week, including; Keawala'i Church, Maui Youth Chorus, the Maui Concert Chorus and the Makawao Union Church Choir. $10. 3:30-5:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church, 870-5560. Thomas Purviance - Sunday. After more than 10 years, pianist Thomas Purviance returns to public performance with a beautiful program to include Beethoven’s Sonata Op.27 No. 2 (“Moonlight”), Schoenberg’s Opus 19, works by Liszt, and an allChopin second half: Ballade No. 4 in F Minor and selected nocturnes and etudes. Tickets: $18. 5 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Aha Mele - Monday nights, through Apr. 24. The weekly concert features island personality and storyteller Kathy Collins along with one of Hawai’i’s most loved recording artist, the Grammy nominated slack key guitar master George Kahumoku, Jr. Guest artists will join Collins and Kahumoku each week. Some of the upcoming artists include Ledward Kaapana, Richard Ho‘opi‘i, Leiohu Ryder, The Hula Honeys and Brother Noland. Tickets: $50, $35, $25. 6 p.m., Maui Myth and Magic Theatre, Lahaina, 661-9913 or 877688-4800 or visit www.ahamele.com School Concert - Tuesday. King Kekaulike High School Band Concert. Free. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC.
TICKETS ON SALE Mele No Ka Oi - Apr. 14. An evening of Hawai‘i music greats: Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Brittni Paiva and Owana Salazar, Grammy winner Jeff Peterson and the renowned Braddah Smitty will be singing and playing old favorites in his own inimitable style. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dames at Sea - Apr 14-16. An affectionate spoof of 1930-40’s movie musicals; full of comedy, tap dancing, comic love songs and a dash of local Maui flavor. It's toe-tapping fun for the entire family. Tickets: $38. Fri, 7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 3 p.m., The Fairmont Kea Lani, www.proartspacific.com/tickets.htm or 875-4367.
Damian Marley - Apr. 21. “Junior Gong” has honed his skills to this point with a unique gift for blending hard-hitting reality rhymes and eclectic musical interests... a classic reggae sensibility edged with hip-hop, r&b and dancehall. 2005's Welcome to Jamrock became an urban phenomenon, and Marley won two Grammies for his efforts. He says, “We’re taking the baton from the elders who made rebel music—we’re new leaders of the old school.” Get irie. Tickets: $35, $29. 7:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Craig Morgan & Neal McCoy - Apr. 21. Craig Morgan started writing songs during a 10-year stint in Panama & Korea, remembering the small, meaningful things in everyday life and turning them into tunes to reflect the poetry that surrounds us all. Country music icon Neal McCoy is known as a true and giving citizen as well as a talented musician. He was named the Country Radio Broadcasters' “Artist Humanitarian of the Year for 2005” for his work with the Angel Network and his frequent treks abroad as a USO headliner… wherever American troops need a taste of home. Tickets: $49, $44, $39. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Servant of Two Masters - Apr. 21. This rollicking comedy is about a crafty servant who turns somersaults to please both his masters. Tickets: $18, $12, available at www.mauiacademy.org and Queen Ka’ahumanu Center Customer Service Kiosk. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, 2448760. The Songmaker’s Chair - Apr. 27-29. The first full length-play by Albert Wendt, one of the Pacific's foremost novelists and essayists, The Songmaker's Chair introduces audiences to the lives of those courageous migrant families who have made Auckland their home. A story of conflict, continuity, and change in three generations of an extended Samoan family. Adult themes suitable for high school age and above. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Brothers Cazimero - May 2. They’re baaaack. Each year Robert and Roland Cazimero play their ever-popular Maui May Day Concert. Their beautiful harmonies and acoustic arrangements, along with lively humor, great showmanship and pervasive spirit of aloha have helped spread the love for Hawaiian music around the world. Hula is also a key element on every Cazimero stage. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Spray - May 11. Acclaimed New York City writer/performer Mike Albo presents a humorous fast-paced collection of monologues, characters and dance breaks that take the audience on a tour through freaky, apocalypse-sensitive America, full of botoxic beauty, government fear factors and constant reality show orgasms. A portion of the proceeds go to Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Rampage In Vegas - May 13. Who wants to watch some Vegas styley boxing?!? This girl right here does, I’ll tell ya that much. 12-13 bouts featuring amateur boxers from Hawai’i and Las Vegas. All proceeds benefit Doc Broadus Sports & Entertainment and the local boxing clubs. It’s a reason to feel good about watching some dude get his ass handed to him. Tickets: $500, $300, $100. Italian-American Social Club, 2333 E. Sahara Ave., 280-4174. Frank De Lima - May 19-20. Frank De Lima's comedy show is a witty revue of banter and songs that poke fun at people, places or situations; whatever he thinks could use a quick kick in the funny bone. Be prepared with new giggles, as Frank constantly updates his show and his collection of outrageous characters, goofy costumes, funny songs and “zinger” asides to keep the show fresh and funny fo’evah! Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Alison Arngrim - Jun. 8. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy one-woman show, Little House on the Prairie’s pre-eminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
Gypsy Pacific - Apr. 15. Gypsy Pacific is an incredible acoustic string quartet specializing in “gypsy jazz” featuring Tom Conway (guitar), Willy Wainwright (violin), Marcus Johnson (bass), Phil Benoit (guitar). Special guests are Kelly Covington, Dave Choy and Gene Argel. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
Dance Extravaganza - May 20-21. Celebrate dance with Maui Academy of Performing Arts in two spectacular shows for the entire family. The weekend will open with The Extravaganza, a toe-tapping, heel stomping review of jazz, tap, lyrical, and hip hop on Sat. To close the event MAPA’s ballerinas will perform an elegant rendition of the ballet Gaite Parisienne on Sun. Tickets: $20, $14, $12. Sat, 2 p.m.; Sun, 3 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
Kokua Festival - Apr. 19. Once again, Jack Johnson will headline. Now, brace yourselves, Ben Harper is going to perform, too! Also Willie Nelson & the Planetary Bandits, Henry Kapono and Paula Fuga. It’s comin’ up quick, so don’t forget to request the day off.
Lahainaluna 175th Anniversary - Fri-Sat. It’s the Lahainaluna High School 175th anniversary celebration!
U2 CONCERT NIGHT TO BENEFIT A REAL MAUI CAUSE
Saturday, April 8th 7.00pm till Close With the postponement of the U2 Concert in Oahu this Saturday, fans on Maui will have the chance to enjoy everything about Ireland and U2 while supporting a very worthy cause on the island. U2’s front man Bono cancelled the final ten dates of the tour including the Oahu show at Aloha Stadium due to “an illness of an immediate family member of the band”. The band has been hush-hush about the circumstances largely thought to be due the eight year old daughter of the band’s guitarist The Edge, Sian, and her battle with leukemia. Maui Musicians are teaming together Saturday night, April 8th to fill the void left by the postponement and benefit a good cause at the same time. We will also be celebrating the birthdays of Pete Sebastian and Scott Johnson
ANYONE E bringing g theirr U2 2 concertt tickett willl gett 50% % offf all drinkss and d entry y too alll competitionss forr U2 2 PRIZES. A $20 0 donation n att thee doorr willl goo too thee Mauii Memoriall Medical Centerr Foundation n in n conjunction n with h thee Williee K Challenge For information or 7:00pm - Celtic Tigers reservations call 874-1131 8:00pm - Lava Mulligans on the Blue, Wailea 9:00pm - Special Guest 10:00pm - U2 Cover Band 11:00pm - U2 DJ’s and Patrick Woods from Longhis 12:00am - U2 Trivia, Rare Dvd U2 footage and surprise guests.
Irish born Bartender and host for the evening Robin Phelan, who has seen the band 57 times including 7 shows on their current “Vertigo” tour said “Our heart goes out to the family and we will continue to respect their privacy while at the same time search for a Miracle Drug”.
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The New Project $5, 10pm
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Saturday04/08 Sunday04/09 Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm
Industr y Night w/DJ No cover, 9:30pm
Monday04/10 – Wednesday04/12 MON - Duane & Tish Feig, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Pr oject w/Jay Molina, Gilbert Emata & Marja, $5, 10pm; WED - DJ Shark In The Water, No cover, 9:30pm
Shimmy Night 7 & 8pm
MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm
Marty Dread & The Kryptones $10, 9:45pm
DJ JP & DJ Boomshot $5, 9:45pm
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Blast, $10, 9:45pm
Inna Vision & DJ Durty 9:30pm
MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm
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MON - W i l l i e K , 9pm; TUE - Mr/Ms Ultra Fab Pageant, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm
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The Edge No cover, 9pm
A parade on Front St followed by and opening ceremony in Armory Park on Fri. An onolicious luau followed by a pagaent at the athletic field of the high school on Sat. Luau $10. Others events are free. Events begin at 5 p.m. For info, call 662-4000. Why Whales Do That - Mon-Sat through May 15. Free informational center about whales with free ongoing showings of the film, Why Whales Do That. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Alongside the Ma'alaea Harbor. Contact: Anne Rillero 249-8811. Dog Show - Wed is the deadline to get your pooch entered into the upcoming dog show. A class to train ring stewards will be offered Apr. 9 by VIKC, just to help you and your pet prep. Visit akc.org or call 5731192 or 572-0257.
THURSdAY, APRIL 6 Dress for Success - Learn how to dress to empower your career, personal success, and style with professional wardrobe, image, and beauty secrets. Presented by Diane Alba-Means, author of Feng Shui Fashion Makeover for Success. $20. For more info, visit www.HawaiiFengShui.com. 6-8 p.m., Judy’s Gang Dance Studio, Wailuku, 242-1397. “9/11 and the American Empire” - A screening and talk on “omissions and distortions” and unbelievable discrepancies in the official 9/11 Commission 7 p.m., MCC Ka Lama 103, Report. www.mauipeace.org or 573-3255.
FRIdAY, APRIL 7
Tango - New beginners’ Tango class, starting this week and continue on Fridays through May 12. Bring a partner if you can. $10. 6-7:30 p.m., MACC, www.loveoftango.com or 876-0485.
Maui Underground No cover, 9pm
Chance & the Blues Daddies No cover, 9pm
Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s-and America’s-greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, email@example.com, 667-9513.
MONdAY, APRIL 10 Camera Club - Meets on the second Monday of the month. Get snappin’. Free. 6 p.m., Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Meeting Room, Kahului, 242-1033. Strictly Ballroom - Hawaii Ballroom Dance Association, Central Maui Chapter, final class registration and first dance session. Annual membership dues are $10 and the cost for each 3 month class is $8. 6:30-9 p.m., Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, 873-8605.
TUESdAY, APRIL 11 Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team meeting to develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy. 3:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 270-7765 or 891-2348. Dog Training - Tue. night classes begin this week. Dogs will learn basic obedience like walking on a leash and coming when called. $110 ($50 discount if your pet was adopted from MHS). 6-7 p.m. Call 877-3680. Belly Dance - Juliet Malin, Leyla Atwill and Barb Walsh make up Tiara Bellydance Company. Y’know, I’ve always said every girl should own a tiara. Have dinner and enjoy the show! 7:30 p.m., The Greek Bistro, 879-9330.
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Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-1174. Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall, 873-8247. English as a Second Language - Every Tue & Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.
Grand Reception - Fri. “April Fools No One” by “surreal” Debris and “unreal” Davo. Art work will stay on display through April. 6 p.m., Lahaina Arts Society Gallery, Old Lahaina Courthouse, 661-0111.
Maui Live Poets Society - Thu. It’s the first Thu. of the month, that means it’s time for open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, www.peacepoem.org or 661-0517. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.
TUE - Cur tis, 7pm
a benefit for the Maui Arts & Cultural Center! I feel like I’m yelling at you! $500, $150. 6:45 a.m., Makena Resort, 242-2787 ext. 225. Fundraiser - Sat. “A Walk for our Kupuna and Caregivers”. Maui Adult Day Care Centers Annual Fund Raiser. Mini walk will be held in Queen Ka'ahumanu Center. Large Walk will begin at Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, go through Keopuolani Park and then back to Queen Ka'ahumanu Center for free food, prizes, fun, health fair, and entertainment. 7-11 a.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, 871-5804.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.
WEDNESdAY, APRIL 12
Poetry Reading - Every 2nd Tue. Read your own poems or your favorite poems in any style. 6:30-7:45 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.
Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.
Dog Training - Wed. night classes begin this week. Dogs will learn basic obedience like walking on a leash and coming when called. $110 ($50 discount if your pet was adopted from MHS). 6-7 p.m. Call 877-3680. “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Jamie Lawrence Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8:00 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.
GMO Free - Sat. GMO Free Maui will join with other Hawaii GMO-Free groups and... the World! in protest of open-air field tests in Kihei. Protestors will signwave in shifts through-out the day near Mansanto’s field test site, corner or Piilani and Mokulele, Kihei. To take part, or for more info, call 572-1865.
Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.
Meet the Author - Sat. Magician Clark Tuitele, "Reading is Magic", to make an appearance. All ages welcome. 10:30 a.m., Kihei Public Library, 875-6833.
Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.
SATURdAY, APRIL 8
Healthy Kids Day - Sat. Family competitions and carnival games as well as music, a silent auction, food and entertainment throughout the day. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., YMCA, 250 Kanaloa Ave, Kahului, 242-9007.
Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.
That Rocks! - Crystal, gem and mineral show. It should be the largest collection of gems and stones so far in one place on Maui and a lot of fun and good energy. Free. (also on Sun.) 10 a.m.-7 p.m., Aloha open market on 1794 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.
Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 34 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku, 2445911, ext. 35.
Shimmy Night - The bellyroll girls are back again, this time with special guest Lori of Black Sheep Bellydance. 7 & 8 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.
After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku, 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.
Scents of Knowing - Experience the beauty of the ancient art of smell and the union with plants. Jack Chaitman artistically distills plant essences: roots, resins, flowers, seeds, fruits and woods from Hawai’i and the world to allow the souls of the plants to release themselves into rare oils and hydrosols. $25. 7 p.m., www.thestudiomaui.com or 575 9390. “The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill” - A screening of teh 2005 documentary that tells the true story of a bohemian St. Francis of Assisi and his amazing relationship with a flock of wild parrots. Donations welcome. 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 244-9091. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! 7-10 p.m., Front St., 667-9194.
Weekly Fundraiser - Ballroom and Latin dance. Get your practice on. Singles and couples welcome. $5 donation for Greg Roberts' battle with Skin Cancer. 6:15-9:45 p.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center's Omori Studio B, 874-0297.
SUNdAY, APRIL 9
That Rocks! - Crystal, gem and mineral show. It should be the largest collection of gems and stones so far in one place on Maui and a lot of fun and good energy. Free. 10 a.m.-7 p.m., Aloha open market on 1794 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.
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Weed Warriors - Apr. 22. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14+, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. The upcoming trip is pulling ginger in Waikamoi Rainforest. Space is limited, so call now if you’re interested. 573-6472.
Words of Peace - Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m., KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.
Service Trip - Fri-Mon. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater and stay at Holua Cabin. Participants will remove invasive species and weed and trim nene habitat.There will be time for relaxation and photography or exploring. www.fhnp.org or 248-7660.
SPORTS Golf Tournament - Sat. It’s the 18th Annual Central Pacific Bank Golf Tournament! It has a really big title! It’s
Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.
Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567.
Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Kenny Roberts, 6pm
El Nino 6pm
The Dogg House 10pm
MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 10pm
Crunch Pups 10pm
Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J 9pm
Adam Bowen 9:30pm
MON - DJ Cr onic, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai & J Dawg, 8pm; WED - Music w/Cur tis, 9:30pm
D a m i e n Aw a i 10pm
36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
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Brian & the boys fr om Cool Rush, 9pm
Pimp Daddy Gnash 9pm
1000lbs & Hoopili 9pm
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm
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Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m., Wed; Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.
Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.
CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului. Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
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KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
DJ El Gato & DJ Ray Masters $5, 10pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
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■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thus, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sat Drums of the Island 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8p.m. 7-8 p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30 p.m. – 8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7p.m-8p.m. All Shows free. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.
MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm
Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm
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East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.
EAST MAUI Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
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Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s
■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211
Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 69 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.
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1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
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MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
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Wailea Nights w/Bar ry Flanagan & Eric Giliom, 8pm
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U2 Benefit 8pm
Cr unch Pups
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Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am
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SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
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505 Fr o n t S t . , L a h a i n a - 6 6 7 - 4 3 4 1
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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Hyatt Regency, Kaâ€™anapali - 667-4727
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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
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Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm
Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm
Jerry Caires Jr. Evolution $3, 9pm
Ken Rovak & Fr e e d o m $3, 9 pm
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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I love books. I can be half-starved, counting change to buy dinner, but if I can get a book I want for the same price, I’ll go without food. I’m not one of those people who just lets books sit on a shelf for years without reading them, either. Those books get tossed into bags, carried everywhere, and read on trains, toilets, queues and barstools, and end up dog-eared and loved. What do you love more than food? What will you sacrifice to have it in your life? Please tell me there’s something you’re that passionate about (write Caeriel@yahoo.com). If there isn’t, spend this week figuring out just why that is.
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re fantastic in many ways—just possibly not in exactly the ways you wish you were. Examine that. Are you not trying hard enough, or not giving it enough time and energy? Could it be that this simply isn’t your thing? I won’t counsel you to ever give up on your dreams. But may I suggest that you take a break from this one, which may not come to fruition for a long time (if ever)? Give yourself a chance to shine right now. Do what you’re good at for a little while. Then go back to your aspirations, if you still want to.
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Sometimes your life is about doing the least objectionable thing on your to-do list. Instead of assessing your agenda in terms of your actual priorities, you’re all about avoidance, procrastination, and simply not facing up to the really hard or challenging shit you don’t want to do. Hey, I’m not condemning you; I’m a big-time lazy-ass procrastinator, too. But sometimes you’ve just got to grit your teeth and make it all happen, whether it fits your mood or not. This, my dear, is one of those weeks. Reorganize your head and look at the tasks ahead of you in terms of what’s most important, not least unpleasant.
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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos love to lounge. Although you’re capable of summoning forth tremendous energy (enough to outshine virtually anyone else), unless you’re properly motivated you’re world-class slackers. What then is your motivation? It could be anything—a desire to create beauty, to have fun, to simply relieve your boredom—because eventually even your devoted friends will tire of entertaining you. This week, you’ve got to face facts: even though you’ve surrounded yourself with hilarious pranksters, movers and shakers, there comes a time when it’s up to you, and only you, to make shit happen. This, darling, is that time.
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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’ve been working incredibly hard for quite some time now, but I have to ask: is it really getting you somewhere? Because sometimes Virgos can get so caught up in the activity itself that they don’t necessarily examine the results. It could turn out that you’ve been swimming furiously around and around inside a fishbowl. You’re exhausted when you finally discover you haven’t actually gone anywhere. Stop. Take a breath. Float. See where you actually are, in more detail than the usual blur you surround yourself with. Is it where you were headed? No? Better or worse than what you expected? Once you’ve assessed your progress, then (and only then) can you get yourself really (back) on track.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Some of my crazier friends have gotten so drunk or high that they’ve become lost in familiar environments. They were so out of their minds that they noticed completely different things than they did when they were sober. Because they were surrounded by landmarks and details that they’d honestly never seen before, they couldn’t figure out where they were. I don’t particularly recommend getting that fucked up, but if you could so drastically and dramatically change the lenses and filters through which you view the world, that would not be a bad thing at all.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Reality is subject to our thoughts. Quantum physicists are discovering that when you get right down to it reality is made up of nothing. The only reason it seems so solid to us is because we view it that way. The truth is that we have tremendous influence over it simply with the power of our intentions and perceptions. Scorpios should be amazingly good at this, except for the fact that you’re constantly second-guessing yourselves. Give the universe a mixed message and what do you get back? A mess. If you could, though, just once, truly make up your mind about what you really wanted…well, anything could happen.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) This is a week of unsolvable problems. These are the kinds of dilemmas whose solutions represent more trouble than they’re worth. I’m talking about when your neighbors start using power tools at inconvenient hours. There’s nothing you can really do about it, and trying will only earn you their animosity and possibly, more hassle and annoyance. Your primary option this week is to just grin and bear it and wait it out, and resist trying to do anything about it, because you can’t. If that’s too much for you to accept, consider this: There are, of course, always answers to your problems. They just might not be answers you like.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Capricorns are familiar with the idea, “if you can’t fix it, get used to it.” When something you don’t like crosses your path, you now habitually do a quick triage: Can I change it? Avoid it? Or must I get used to it? This is a pretty healthy habit, actually, as it’s this kind of realism and self-appraisal that helps you guys be so efficient and effective. But there are those in your life who have perhaps never looked at anything in such stark, unyielding terms, let alone themselves. They dither and wring their hands and worry at problems because they can’t accept their harsh reality, or don’t know how. Your job this week is to help them out. This might require a bit of tough love, or saying shit they just don’t want to hear, which won’t make you popular. Nevertheless, you’re the right person for the job.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Aquarians are actually quite judgmental. Like your opposing sign, Leo, you never lack for an opinion on anything. Where you differ is in your flexibility. Not that those proud Lions can’t change their minds; it’s just that they can’t do so with the grace and ease that characterizes your entire attitude. You’re always ready to give someone a second chance, and often a third or fourth one, too. That someone will need it, this week, when it would be in your best interest to rethink your first impressions, as well as your second, third and fourth. If you can get over yourself long enough to figure out who they actually are, you’ll be glad you did.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Everything unraveled for me yesterday. Three long-standing plans I supposed were solid and nearly set in stone revealed themselves to be, one right after the other, completely untenable. Suddenly I had to rethink a whole host of things I’d put behind me as taken care of. Now I know what a Pisces’ daily life feels like, when everything is perpetually up in the air. How overwhelming! Luckily, I’m not the only one trying on someone else’s role this week—you can finally take a break from so much uncertainty as one sure thing after another unfolds in front of you. Don’t just enjoy all this stability and certitude, though. Run with it.
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It happened shortly after 5 a.m. last Friday. Ironically, it had been raining heavily all evening. And yet, during a brief, dry interval, a 1989 black Jeep Wrangler YJ parked in a Wailuku driveway suddenly caught fire and was soon engulfed in 15foot high flames. Once the fire trucks and the police cars finally cleared, with the very nice investigators from both departments inconclusively shrugging their shoulders, I sat staring at the charred heap in disbelief. Sure, it’s just a car. I realize that harboring attachments to material objects is wholly unhealthy. And yes, I have insurance. But no monetary value could possibly replace what Rocky meant to me. It was early ‘98 and I had been trapped on the Westside with no vehicle for about six months when I saw the Jeep parked with a For Sale sign. At the time it belonged to a pleasant young guy, a newly transplanted entrepreneur in Kula, who suggested I head Upcountry and test-drive it. So I did—consequently, on the same day that my boyfriend had confessed to cheating on me. And I couldn’t yet drive stick shift so I begrudgingly had the boyfriend come along for assistance. When we test drove it, the entrepreneur took us to the top of Polipoli, where we promptly ran out of gas and proceeded to cruise down the curvy road and all the way to the gas station next to ACE Hardware. I knew it would be the first of many adventures so I bought the Jeep on the spot. After one quick lesson, I dropped the wayward boyfriend and took off into the hills of Haleakala, having no idea where I was going and not really caring where I ended up. I remember that initial feeling of driving alone in the Jeep, how it actually felt like the first time I was really free as an adult. I had just graduated from college, was living on a tropical island far from home, and was now driving a beefed-up Jeep that could cover any terrain. It was liberating. All my free time I spent scouring the island with my new pal I mockingly called, “My one true love.” He felt like a trusty companion, providing me with mobility as well as the thrill of adventure. In time, Rocky became an extension of me, a part of my personality that wasn’t so readily apparent—tough, fearless, adventurous. With his big, beefy tires, thick custom bumper, three-inch lift and the loud rumble of his turbo muffler, every time I started him up I felt empowered. When I drove, I felt electric. He was one of the main reasons I was able to enjoy Maui so much. I could experience all the elements of the island’s beauty through the open portals of the Jeep’s frame simply driving down the Pi’ilani. One of my favorite things to do was venture out to La Perouse. That’s where the Jeep officially became known as Rocky, after kicking major ass over the lava and boulder laden trails of the King’s highway. With Rocky, I never felt alone. But now, looking at how the salt air is oxidizing his melted parts, the way the sun catches light in the shattered glass that used to be his windshield and the bizarre metal skeleton of his seats and doors, I feel very alone. I wanna take a picture of the front grill, instill some sort of life back into the tires that tread so much road in our eight years together. I wanna sit one more time in the back seat, once again looking up at the stars on a random night trip down some side road to nowhere. I’d like to rest my head on the steering wheel that captured so many tear drops caused by the frustration of failed relationships, uncertainty, restlessness and longing. The insurance guy says I should just throw my keys inside before they haul it away to that big metal scrap yard in the sky. I jiggle the keys for a long moment, thinking about all the times I climbed into Rocky and took off, just for the hell of it. Then with one last sigh, I throw my keys into the hollowed out carcass of the passenger cabin, turn around and with tears in my eyes, walk away. Rust in peace, Rocky old pal. Samantha Campos would like to thank the very kind people from MPD and MFD for all their work and sympathy on Friday, assuring them (as well as her friends and mother) that she might’ve noticed how “hot” they were if she weren’t so bleary-eyed and in shock over the demise of her auto-buddy. MTW
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