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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR A HOUSE DIVIDED…

SAVE HONOLUA!

The only thing less efficient than having the government run something is having a non-profit corporation run it. Take the Community Land Trust—a SPECTACULARLY good idea (“Dream Home,” Feb. 22, 2007).

Instead of having the County of Maui jump in with both feet and acquire some land—maybe even crown lands—to be leased to owner-builders so they can build their own houses, we are gonna cross our fingers while we watch Tom Blackburn-Rodriguez and John Andersen try and pull this off.

Yeah, they raised $100,000 so far.

What are they gonna spend the money on? Their own salaries and office rent.

I’m a retired Big Island contractor knowledgeable about constructing owner-built Hawaiian “post” houses for $50,000 of wood, glass, plumbing and appliances. I have experience with co-op housing and “worker owned” housing from Germany to California. I’ve emailed and phoned Rodriguez and Andersen three times offering to help and have never even received a reply. Bad start already.

Why bring someone who actually knows what they’re doing into the loop? Better to let non-profit corporate bureaucrats run it with their newfound developer friends, so the county is off the hook, and the people pay $200,000 for a $50,000 house. And five years from now we’ll still have our fingers crossed waiting for something to happen.

Housing is too serious to be left up to the non-profits.

-Rich Zubaty, Kihei

We must stop Maui Land and Pineapple Co. from developing Lipoa Point (The Maui 10, Feb. 1, 2007). Their conceptual plans are morally reprehensive. I do not see how they can consider themselves socially responsible planners with the future in mind and I do not see how they can consider themselves culturally aware.

Just because they hire a Native Hawaiian consultant to tell them how they can properly handle and move ancient bones does not mean they are culturally aware. If they were truly culturally aware, they would leave my ancestors’ bones where they are and not handle them at all. They would let my ancestors rest in peace where they wanted to be buried, and build their parking lots, condominiums, golf courses and swimming pools on their own cemeteries.

Maui Land and Pineapple claims to be Inclusive, Authentic, Sustainable and EcoSensitive. These are empty promises, words that look good on paper. It may be true they are perhaps 10 percent better than other corporations who are 100 percent about making profit, but that still makes them 90 percent about making a profit.

They care about ecology when it is beneficial to them. If they can make the valley thrive, make the environment look good, they can sell it for a big profit. The problem is you can only do this once. Once you sell out, once you develop it, once you ruin it, it’s done; it’s gone forever, gone for future generations.

For thousands of years, Hawaiians have lived in harmony with the land based on the concept of ahupua`a. Some say ahupua`u means land division—that is a concise definition. Literally ahupua`a means a heap of stones topped by an image of a pig, because a pig or other tribute was laid on the altar as a tribute to the

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Traditionally, people in a particular ahupua`a were self-sufficient. They took care of the land and the land took care of them and their keiki and their keiki’s keiki. My people had all the resources necessary to live a happy and productive life within a single ahupua`a.

In just a few generations, Maui Land and Pineapple’s development of the famous Honoapi`ilani (or the bays of the Chief Pi`ilani) has done tremendous damage to our ecosystems. Fish that our ancestors caught and knew where to find for generations are rapidly disappearing.

Many of the various types of limu can no longer be found at places Hawaiians have gathered limus for centuries. Bays and beaches where Hawaiians have fished and camped for centuries are now off-limits.

Auwe! Honolua Bay/Lipoa Point was inclusive, authentic, sustainable and ecosensitive, the way my ancestors took care of it—NOT the way that Maui Land and Pine does. To develop it further would be a step in the opposite direction of not only Maui Land and Pineapple’s goals, but also our goals as a community. If they are going to claim to be inclusive, authentic, sustainable and eco-sensitive, it has to be for real. It can’t be only when it makes them look good. It has to be 100 percent of the time.

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The Senate committee has already changed HB 1452, removing a provision for air and water and limiting testing to just Schofield.

“I personally feel that rather then see the bill killed we’d change it,” says Senator Lorraine Inouye (D, 1st District), who chairs the committee. “Originally it was asking for too much.”

For those who favor of the bill, the general consensus is that it does not do enough to address the problem, but is nonetheless necessary. It “keep[s] the issue alive,” Senator Shan Tsutsui (D, 4th District) says.

When the bill passed out of committee, it did so under the disapproving glare of Senator Fred Hemmings (R, 25th District).

“This whole hearing process was an indictment against the military,” Hemmings said. “None of the testifiers were from the military.”

The state Department of Health (DOH) has concerns of its own. Should the bill be made into law, the DOH would oversee the military personnel carrying out the testing process.

“There are no certified labs in Hawai`i to do this kind of testing,” says Laurence Lau, DOH’s Deputy Director for Environmental Health Administration.

“They are expensive and would have to be sent to the mainland.” He estimates that the testing would cost $5 million a year.

“I think the military should deal with the problem,” Lau says.

Bill 1452’s next stop in the coming weeks is the Senate Ways and Means Committee. While the committee has killed similar bills in the past, this one shows some promise. Senator Rosalyn Baker (D, 5th District), the committee’s chair, voted for it in the Health committee last week. MTW

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You could say the debate was heated.

On Mar. 21, the state senators who sit on the Intergovernmental and Military Affairs Committee took issue with the U.S. Army’s use of depleted uranium munitions at Schofield Barracks on Oahu and a proposed bill that would require soil testing in the area.

House Bill 1452 originally called for the testing of soil within 500 feet of all military bases throughout Hawai`i.

The process would be used to determine the presence of radioactive material in the soil that could have been deposited by the firing of the weapons.

Depleted uranium (DU) is a toxic byproduct of nuclear enrichment. The remaining material is called U-238.

The material is extremely dense, which is why the military likes using it for armor piercing munitions, though other materials like tungsten—which is not radioactive—apparently work just as well. DU can cause serious health problems if absorbed through the skin, but its greatest risk comes from ingestion or inhalation.

DU self-ignites when exposed to temperatures above 600 degrees Fahrenheit. This is easily achieved when it is fired through armor. When the DU breaks into pieces, it can spontaneously burst into flames, leaving behind a fine radioactive dust, which is easily carried on the wind. What doesn’t blow away will settle into the soil or get washed into streams or other water sources.

For many years the military maintained that it had never used DU in Hawai`i. Then in 2005 officials admitted that they had fired considerable DU munitions at the Schofield Range Complex. The evidence came to light when a contractor hired to clear the area wrote an email to an Army official

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Maui’s Top 10 Ongoing Environmental Challenges 10 - GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISMS Biotech mega-corporation Monsanto just announced signing a 99-year lease on Molokai to expand existing seed corn test plots. The biotech/seed corn industry just climbed into second place in the state’s list of top agricultural revenue generators, above sugar and just below pineapple.

Meanwhile, worldwide experts are reviewing honey bee Colony Collapse Disorder and pondering the possible causes—pesticides, herbicides and a proliferation of genetically modified crops are under scrutiny. As Maui District Health Officer Dr. Lorrin Pang has stated, probably 90 percent of GMOs aren’t harmful. It’s the other 10 percent we don’t know about.

9 - RUNAWAY DEVELOPMENT Recently, an ad hoc group of surfers, Native Hawaiians and West Maui residents formed the Save Honolua coalition to oppose a new golf course and more luxury homes proposed for the area by the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. The battle has been fought elsewhere, including Speckelsville, Hana and at Wailea 670. You’d think 17 golf courses on one island would be enough. Ditto for the gazillion dollar homes.

8 - MILITARY It’s a problem when the Pentagon thinks it doesn’t need to abide by the same laws that apply to everyone else.

Such is the case with its claim that U.S. Navy Sonar testing doesn’t require any legal environmental review. The National Resource Defense Council has taken legal action on the Navy’s Low Frequency Active Sonar testing. So did the California Coastal Commission. Dr. Marsha Green, who has extensively studied the effects of marine noise pollution on whales and other animals, recently rallied support on Maui to challenge the Navy.

Meanwhile, the top of Haleakala is now an alternate site for building the Pan-STARRS (Panoramic Survey Telescope & Rapid Response System) telescope. Because of its ability to track not only asteroids, but also satellites, Jim Albertini of the Big Island believes that Pan-STARRS is part of a first-strike nuclear weapons system. Do we want a facility of that

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LC Watch Rookies, Part II When the Maui County Liquor Commission meets on April 11, one third of its membership will be brand new. Well, kind of new. It almost goes without saying that all three of its new members are retirees—young people rarely apply for county boards and commissions, and the Liquor Commission, which grants new liquor licenses, isn’t exactly a stepping stone to high office—but two of the three “new” members are actually Liquor Commission veterans.

Merlyn Winters of Makawao spent five years on the commission from 1996 to 2000. “[I] thoroughly enjoyed the experience,” Winters, who’s worked as an office manager, drug store cashier and department store manager, wrote on her commission application. “Having been off for the past six years, I wish to serve again.”

But that’s nothing. Robert Tanaka of Wailuku has already spent two full terms on the Liquor Commission.

Tanaka, a retired engineer and past president of the Maui Contractors Association, also served five years on the Maui County Police Commission.

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7 - STORM RUNOFF Imagine how healthy our reefs and near shore waters might be without the continual siltation from agricultural lands. Yet, periodic tropical storms deposit tons of material from our ranch lands and sugar cane and pineapple fields into the ocean.

Last year, flooding from Kailua Gulch forced the closure of Baldwin Beach Park three times. One of those occasions happened under sunny skies, as a Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar reservoir failed, sending a muddy plume into the sea. And last March, a torrent flowed through a recently tilled cane field and into the ocean, eroding dozens of Hawaiian burials at an undisclosed site.

6 - MONTANA BEACH Can we PLEASE stop calling it Montana Beach? The traditional name for this coastal area is Kapuka`ulua. The Paia Lime Kiln site encompassed sand mining and processing for much of the past century. Now this beachfront parcel has been cooking up controversy because of go-aheads given back in 1999 to develop three luxury beachfront homes. Two

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of three former property owners settled their legal disputes, and the County of Maui owns their lots, including a 2,250square-foot, two-story structure, which sits vacant. But what gives Asghar Sadri and his lawyer the idea they can strongarm the county into allowing him to build on a lot he doesn’t even own? Sadri invested $125,000 towards an agreement of sale that is now defunct, since building see TOP 10, page 13

“I’m retired and would like to serve the community and the County of Maui,” Tanaka wrote on his application. “With my experience, I think I can make a little difference in the quality of life for the people of Maui County.”

The wild card rookie is Henry Kauka of Molokai, who’s taking over the remainder of Zachary Helm’s term (which ends Mar. 31, 2008). Kauka retired from the county’s Department of Finance in December 2006 after working there 22 years as a vehicle registration clerk and driver’s license examiner.

He’s never served on a county board, but his application states that he’s owned a laundromat, tended bar on Molokai, worked as a food and beverage manager in Southern California and spent six years in a U.S. Navy Underwater Demolition Team.

A guy with actual liquor industry experience who’s also blown up stuff underwater? It’s going to be an interesting year.

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Cut costs? Lay off workers? Things are going to get better, right? MTW

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sumers who want to buy hybrids?). Anyway, in all likelihood truly clean-burning cars are probably a long way off.

That’s because one of the most powerful Democrats in the House of Representatives is Michigan Congressman John Dingell (D, 15th District). He chairs the Energy and Commerce Committee, which has jurisdiction over any potential energy bills. Guess where he gets a huge chunk of his campaign money? According to the Center for Responsive Politics, Big Auto gave Dingell $103,350 during the 2006 election. In fact, the top three contributors to Dingell’s reelection campaign were General Motors ($31,250), Ford ($30,600) and DaimlerChrysler ($20,750). To be fair, Dingell is promoting hybrid engines right along with Bush, though both men stop far short of advocating zero-emission electric cars.

lot more attention these days on those seven U.S. Attorneys who got canned than the war.

SATURDAY, Mar. 24 The Maui News is reporting that feral pigs are running amok in Olinda? And that they’ve been tearing up the yard of a “mostly vegetarian” woman? Damn, I love Maui.

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WEDNESDAY, Mar. 21 Why must we, the taxpayers who pay for this great nation of ours, constantly baby the automotive industry? Did Henry Ford get a secret amendment to the U.S. Constitution saying, “We the People hereby grant Big Auto whatever the hell they want” or something to that effect? I thought of these unfortunately rhetorical questions after reading the very strange Washington Post story “In Detroit, pressure builds,” which ran in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. The gist of the story is that Congressional Democrats, environmentalists and even corporate and retired military honchos have automakers on the run as far as engine emissions standards are concerned. The story makes it seem like biofuel-powered vehicles are a done deal—so obvious, in fact, that President George W. Bush is out stumping for hybrids right now (though some people advising the president want automakers to get “substantial incentives” from the federal government to make the hybrids, which is asking taxpayers to pay for the same car twice. Hey! How about the government subsidizing the con-

THURSDAY, Mar. 22 So I guess we’re all stuck with the hated Certificate of Need (CON) process. For those not up on the nuances of state law, CON mandates a lengthy series of hearings, discussions and applications before a new hospital can be built in the state. It’s what ultimately killed the proposed Malulani Hospital for Kihei.

Anyway, state Representatives—including rookie legislator Joe Bertram III, who represents South Maui—crafted a bill that would revamp or even end the whole CON thing. But yesterday, according to today’s Maui News, a state Senate committee killed that bill in a 3-1 vote. In an ironic turn that should but probably won’t give Malulani proponents pause, their ostensible nemesis Roz Baker cast the lone vote for the bill. Now more than a few hospital boosters have lately been ripping Baker a new one in the pages of The Maui News with some pretty vicious ads saying she hates babies, heart patients and medical professionals. So what’s next? Hopefully a new round of ads calling state legislators monsters who hate old people, heart patients and medical doctors. Man, I can’t get enough of those.

FRIDAY, Mar. 23 Congresswoman Mazie Hirono (D, 2nd District) calls today’s 218-212 vote in the House of Representatives setting a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq “historic,” and it may very well be, though given the way President Bush was snarling while promising to veto the thing, I doubt it. He and the Republicans will call it “micro-managing” the war effort, which may be nonsense—how can you “micromanage” a war that isn’t being managed in the first place?—but it will keep the Democrats fractured on the war. And while the thought of the U.S. Congress dictating an end to the ruinous war is a pleasing thought, I see no reason to abandon the thesis I articulated last week, namely that the Democratic leadership doesn’t want the war to end. There is no way a withdrawal timetable will pass in the U.S. Senate, and even if it did, there’s no way Democrats could muster the majorities needed to override Bush’s assured veto. House leaders like Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D, California) know this, which is why they seem to be spending a

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“Today a $6.4 billion juggernaut, Starbucks is a respected and financially successful enterprise that doesn’t spend a hill of beans on advertising,” writes Susan Sunderland. Don’t know about the first part of that sentence, but there’s no question that last part is true. See, Starbucks doesn’t need to buy advertising as long as there are “reporters” like Sunderland perfectly willing to give the company free publicity in the form of embarrassingly fawning cover stories about the company in publications like Midweek, which is owned by the Honolulu Star-Bulletin—in this case, the issue that came out today. Did you know that “hanging out at Starbucks” is “an ultimate pastime”? Or that Starbucks is a “public venue” with “a trendy atmosphere and camaraderie” that has “cornered the market and built a cult based on coffee”?

Or that “You don’t stand in line at Starbucks just to buy a cup of coffee. You stop for the experience surrounding the cup of coffee”? Sunderland certainly does—all the above quotes are from Sunderland herself. If she gets anything less than a lifetime supply of free lattes for her “work” she’s been ripped off.

MONDAY, Mar. 26 Today President Bush told automakers that motor vehicles which run on fuel based on something other than petroleum— which actually date back a century or so— are “a major technological breakthrough for the country.” We are so doomed.

TUESDAY, Mar. 27 By the way, Monsanto Hawai`i recently signed a 99-year lease to take control of 500 more acres on Molokai to grow genetically modified crops. That means the company that gave the world the deadly herbicide Agent Orange, Roundup and plants immune to Roundup will now be able to farm 1,200 acres of Molokai, according to the Pacific Business News.

It’s been a dandy week, hasn’t it?

Anthony Pignataro somehow managed to get this far in journalism without ever drinking coffee. MTW

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The Kibera neighborhood in Nairobi, Kenya, and the Dahravi section of Mumbai, India, are two of the planet’s most appalling slums, but residents have recently discovered well-off international visitors roaming their toxic, fetid urban hells as voyeurs on travel agency-arranged tours. “[Tourists] want to come and take pictures... tell their friends they’ve been to the worst slum in Africa,” lamented one resident of Kibera, speaking to a Reuters reporter in February. But a March Smithsonian magazine piece quoted a Dahravi tour entrepreneur as promising to show the slum’s “positive side”— for instance, the community spirit that discourages street beggars in a nation otherwise teeming with them.

CULTURAL DIVERSITY The U.S. Border Patrol has for three decades worked with a small group of Native Americans who call themselves the Shadow Wolves and who proudly use ancestral techniques to help track down drug smugglers and human traffickers along the Arizona and California borders with Mexico.

According to a February Reuters dispatch, the Wolves can detect “barely visible scuff marks” on the ground and know how to follow trails of tiny fibers.

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES TV evangelist Darlene Bishop (Monroe, Ohio) had a wrongful-death lawsuit filed against her in late 2006 by the family of her brother, who died after a battle with throat cancer, which the family says Bishop convinced him (on his deathbed) that he had defeated through her ministry of prayer. Before her brother was stricken, Bishop’s main healing example was herself, in that she

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touted prayer as having enabled her to beat her own breast cancer, but she later conceded that she merely believed herself stricken and that no formal diagnosis had been made.

Bishop’s brother was a prominent country and western songwriter, and the family members are contesting his considerable estate.

TWO SOLUTIONS TO BULLYING In November, a mother (with her two daughters and a family friend in tow) rushed to a school in Charlotte, N.C., to defend her 15-year-old son, who had been complaining of bullying. Logically, a defense by one’s mother might not put an end to bullying.

And the South Korean government commenced a pilot program in March to supply to-and-from-school bodyguards for kids who complain about bullying, to be funded by private donations. But the bodyguards would not actually sit with kids in class.

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US Brian Ward, 29, was arrested in St. Clairsville, W.Va., in February after a student’s parent saw him acting strange while parked across the street from St. Clairsville High School. The parent reported that Ward appeared to be having a seizure, but police found that that was just his reaction to an illegal inhalant, which was not identified.

LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE In January David Eddings, 75, who has written 27 novels, accidentally destroyed his garage and part of his next-door office while he was flushing out the gas tank of his idle sports car. He said later that his intention was to remove the gasoline from the car to reduce the fire risk, but then he saw that some fluid had leaked onto the garage floor.

For some reason, Eddings’ curiosity about the leak caused him to light a piece of paper and toss it onto the puddle, just to find out.

“One word comes to mind,” he later told the Nevada Appeal. “Dumb.” MTW

4 - SUPERFERRY Nothing puts the “impact” in Environmental Impact Statement quite like the thought of a 350-foot long twin-hulled catamaran, traveling at 35 to 40 knots, colliding with an 80,000-pound humpback whale. Of course, Hawaii Superferry, Inc. still has their free hall pass from being required to study potential impacts on whales, invasive species, traffic or anything else. We can thank Governor Linda Lingle, her Department of Transportation Director and our own Representative Joe Souki (D, 8th District) for that.

Pending any legal decisions in the meantime, Superferry hopes to begin service on July 1. But wait—will the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers require permits for improvements in four harbors, in essence taking the hard environmental look at impacts that the state was unwilling to do?

3 - PEST DE JOUR Just when we got familiar with coqui frogs, miconia, and the erythrina (wiliwili) gall wasp, along comes puccinia psidii! Oh, you haven’t seen the hundreds of decimated rose apple trees along roadsides through Haiku and out the Hana Highway? What might first be mistaken for mango blossoms is the withered new growth affected by what is known as ohia rust. First observed on Oahu in 2005,

2 - RECYCLING In many California communities yard trimmings and branches, as well as other recyclables, are picked up at curbside. If this service were available on Maui, huge amounts of compostable green waste could be diverted from our landfill. But local compost operations need help. EKO Compost has garnered national awards for their operation, which utilizes green waste and sewage sludge. But they are bursting at the seams of their limited permit area and have been forced to give away mulch to make room.

In Kihei, Maui Earth Compost finally passed Department of Health hurdles last summer and reopened their facility. A County recycling grant award of $75,000 was intended to allow them to accept residential green waste for free, just like EKO. Though approved by Public Works and the Mayor, the grant got stuck on the desk of the Budget Director, who was hung up on the wording, even after two revisions. Auwe!

And the number one environmental challenge facing Maui is…

1 - CANE BURNING Year in and year out, HC&S continues to harvest the majority of their 37,000 acres by burning, citing astronomical costs to retrofit their equipment and operations in order to “green harvest” the cane. For years, a debate has smoldered over the archaic practice of igniting enormous bonfires as a precursor to hauling sugar cane to the mill. Last month, The Maui News published a letter from Frank Gomes of Makawao. Gomes wrote that we can no longer ignore how cane burning contributes to global warming. “It would be extremely irresponsible to continue the burning of the fields when there are other more responsible and productive ways of processing sugar,” he wrote. He added that it’s time to look at this with new eyes and open minds. Bravo!

Though it’s hard to imagine how the sugar industry can survive without some sort of ultimate makeover, stopping the burn would be a wonderful place to start.

Any changes HC&S makes towards ethanol production or diversification into food crops would not only be environmentally wise investments in our future, but also sorely needed good public relations for their often maligned plantation. MTW

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A Council committee studied the issue and did nothing. In 2005, the sand barge sailed for Oahu 96 times.

Last year, the numbers were similar, but a much bigger barge was utilized, beginning last July.

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Inland sand may be cheaper and cleaner than offshore benthic sand.

On April 24, Hawaiian Cement will petition the Maui Planning Commission for a Special Use Permit to continue sand excavation on an Alexander & Baldwin parcel near Waikapu. To date, they have disturbed more than 60 Hawaiian burials on that site.

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Cause for concern? You bet! The Maui Invasive Species Committee already has its hands full, and the rapid spread of the wiliwili gall wasp shocked us by showing how fast a pest can annihilate strong, healthy trees throughout the islands.

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Seated in her modest Planned Parenthood office in Kahului, Dr. Ann Rahall’s eyes light up when she talks about what she does for a living. Rahall, who has worked with Planned Parenthood of Hawai`i (PPH) for more than a decade, recently moved to Maui to become the first physician in PPH’s Kahului clinic.

“I love taking care of women,” she says. “It’s very satisfying to not only help them with medical problems, but to educate them on taking care of themselves. To do this, it’s important to know about the woman’s life in terms of relationships, family, work, stress, exercise and eating habits. I prefer a holistic approach to health care.”

Rahall’s credentials are impressive. She’s a Board Certified OB/Gyn (Diplomat of the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology) as well as Fellow of the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists.

On Thursday, Feb. 22, the Kahului Clinic held an open house to publicize Rahall’s arrival. It began at 3 p.m., and by 4:30 p.m., the clinic’s small waiting room was packed with people. Among them were several PPH officials who had flown from Oahu.

The mood was festive as potential patients and others who stopped by were greeted warmly at the door.

Everybody got a full tour of the clinic. Afterwards, attendees headed to the snack table, where a smorgasboard of food awaited them.

As the sun began to set, several of the visitors from Oahu gathered around a window to gaze at the West Maui Mountains. The sky was streaked with hues of orange and purple.

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out here,” says Melinda Wood, President of the PPH’s Board. “There’s less traffic, it’s more relaxed, and it’s so beautiful.”

Mention the name Planned Parenthood to most people, and the first thing they’ll probably think of is abortion. PPH officials would like to change that.

“I think the hardest thing is to reduce the stigma about going to a clinic,” Wood says. “People assume that if you’re going to a clinic it’s about sex. It can be about other things as well.”

“We really have a three-pronged approach,” said Barry Raff, PPH’s Chief Executive Officer. “The clinic provides health services, and then we have the sexual education in schools and a public policy office… A lot of people think that we are just a place that performs abortions, but in reality that is only about 15 percent of what we do.”

Planned Parenthood of Hawai`i (Disclosure: they advertise in this publication) was founded in 1966.

Since then, it has grown to three clinics on Oahu, Maui and the Big Island. They have an annual budget of $2.5 million, 85 percent of which comes from the patient fees. The other 15 percent comes from donations. They see 7,500 patients a year.

“Most of our services are geared towards the cashpaying patient, those who don’t have health insurance,” Raff says. “We do accept almost all insurance and half of our patients do use their insurance.”

Among the services provided are annual exams, a wide variety of contraceptives, HIV and other STD testing and counseling, pregnancy counseling, midlife/menopause services and abortions. Payment for all services is on a sliding scale.

This year Planned Parenthood Hawai`i wants to pass four pieces of legislation. The goals of these bills are to provide state funding for family planning, add a requirement for emergency rooms to offer emergency contraception to rape victims, require organizations receiving state funding for sex education to only teach medically accurate sex ed and require insurance coverage for the HPV vaccine.

“Hawai`i is fourth in the nation in laws, legislation, services, etc.,” Raff says. “We are given an ‘A’ rating by Planned Parenthood in those areas.” Though he added that they still have work to do in implementing legislation.

Other states apparently have it much harder. “We have no targeted regulation of abortion clinics here,” he says. “In states that are anti-choice, they regulate everything—the size of the bathroom, the amount of airflow in the clinic. And it’s only for the abortion clinics, nothing else. They have regulations requiring that women wanting abortions come in to see a physician, and then they have to go home to think about it for 48 to 72 hours. Even then, 85 percent of counties don’t have abortion providers. Women have to travel hundreds of miles. It’s an access issue. Here, we have a provider in every county.”

“The culture here is very accepting,” Wood adds. “They let people make their own decisions. People here are very socially progressive.”

In fact, it’s hard to think of a more desirable place for a family planning doctor than Maui. Rahall moved here from Oahu two and a half months ago with her two sons. “It’s wonderful here,” she says. “There’s less traffic, it’s more relaxed, and the wind is better for windsurfing.” She added that she’s happy with the great variety of yoga available, which she’s been practicing for 12 years.

Rahall knew she wanted to be a doctor by the time she was in junior high. “I just knew I wanted to help people,” she says. That realization took her from her hometown of Beckley, West Virginia to Loyola University Chicago Stritch School of Medicine. After that she completed her residency at the University of Southern California.

“At that time, it [the residency] was probably my biggest accomplishment,” Rahall says.

“Four years at one of the busiest hospitals in the country. In that four years we delivered 45,000 babies.”

It was that residency that brought her to Hawai`i. “I had a two month rotation at Kaiser on Oahu during the third year of my residency,” she says. “I really fell in love with the place and wanted to come back.”

A year later, with her residency completed, Rahall did just that. When she arrived on Oahu in 1996, she found an opening at Planned Parenthood and has been there ever since. Within a year she had moved from a staff position to take over as part-time medical director. She still holds that title, which brings her back to Oahu one day a week.

Rahall has been seeing patients at the Kahului clinic and is available for appointments three days a week. Before she took appointments here, patients sometimes needed to see other hospitals for certain procedures. Now

they have more flexibility.

“It’s exciting to be able to expand reproductive health care services for the women of Maui,” she says. “We see clients of all ages, from teens through post menopausal women.”

Lots of clients. So many, in fact, that it’s stretching the clinic’s resources.

“At first I thought it would be difficult to get into places, but it really isn’t,” says Sonia Blackiston, PPH’s sole full-time sex educator.

“If you look at the stats, parents and teens support [the education].”

Recently Blackiston hired a part-time assistant, but she still says her biggest challenge is being understaffed. “My assistant is a huge help, but she can only really work for 16 hours a week,” Blackiston says.

She says requests for her program should be made two to three months in advance, and schools should call even earlier than that. “With schools, I would like them to call as soon as possible,” Blackiston says. “I had people last August making appointments for May. But if we can fit them in at the last minute, we will.”

Blackiston provides what she calls “medically accurate” sex ed. It teaches that abstinence is the only 100 percent effective way to prevent unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), but also provides information on contraceptives and health questions for those who don’t practice abstinence.

“We help anybody who needs info,” she says.

“Public and private schools, community organizations, and even faith based organizations…

None of the information is directive or fear based. We help each person define sex and abstinence. Your definition of abstinence should be based on your own personal values and beliefs. You need to know what your values and limitations are for your definition and be able to communicate that with your partner.”

She added that Hawai`i’s federally funded “Try Wait” program—which is run by Catholic Charities and tries to convince teens to wait until marriage before having sex—does nothing to address these issues.

Raff agrees.

“We teach abstinence-based education,” he says. “Abstinence is the only 100 percent sure way to prevention, but we don’t ignore kids who will have sex. For those kids we teach the benefits of contraception and the prevention of disease and unwanted pregnancies. One of the tenets of the federally funded ‘abstinence only’ program states that if you have sex before marriage, it will cause harm to a person’s mind and body.”

Blackiston says there’s no research to support the notion that sex before marriage is harmful.

“We are not out there to teach people how to have sex,” she says. “We are teaching them how to make healthy choices. Medically accurate sex education actually delays [teens] beginning to have sex.”

Raff added that the Hawai`i is already ranked 12th in the nation for unwanted pregnancies. “Education is key to reducing them,” he says. “If we do that, abortion goes down.”

For more information or to make an appointment, call the Kahului Clinic at 871-1176. MTW

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

Maui Ocean Grill Small place, big choices Let’s start at the end, with dessert.

“You really should try the fried ice cream,” Penny Thomas, the young woman working the counter at Maui Ocean Grill, told us. “It’s soo bad, but it’s soo good.” With a description like that, how could we refuse? Thomas then handed us a single scoop of extremely cold vanilla ice cream, which was encased in a fairly thick and slightly cinnamony crust and then covered with chocolate sauce, strawberries, whipped cream and crushed walnuts. Wendy, who took the photos accompanying this story, said it tasted like a sundae wrapped in a churro.

Later Neto Soledad, one of the grill’s owners, laughed when I told him that.

“We make the fried ice cream every other day,” he said. “It’s one of our biggest sellers.”

Though it’s located in the Maui Marketplace’s Kau Kau corner food court in the old Aloha Grill location— Soledad worked there for two years before buying the place last year–Maui Ocean Grill doesn’t offer typical food court dining. “Kahului

needed something a little healthier,” said Yuri Soledad, who along with his brother Neto and Mauricio Abreu, is also a part owner.

Maui Ocean Grill Maui Marketplace, 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0263. Open daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m $

But it’s Neto who designed the menu.

Currently attending Maui Community College’s culinary program, he moved to Maui from Brazil in 1999. He’s worked at a small bakery in Paia, a restaurant on the Wailea Blue golf course, a cinnamon roll place, a catering operation in Waikapu, Bella Luna in the Diamond Resort and the old Aloha Grill.

His Neto’s Salad is apparently one of the grill’s more popular items. Start with a bed of greens, then add sprouts,

carrot shavings, tomatoes, goat cheese crumbles, balsamic dressing and then a huge slab of tender ahi that tasted like it was just taken from a backyard grill.

Wanting something a bit more filling, I ordered the fish ‘n chips, another popular item. A few minutes later Thomas handed me a plate holding four fingers of fried Mahi sitting atop an overflowing bed of skinny, delicious French Fries.

Unlike some places that plaster their fish with enough batter to poke your gums when taking a bite, Maui Ocean Grill’s fish had very little covering, but a great deal of flavor, even without dipping into the dollop of tartar sauce that came with the plate. Eating the fish took very little time—the fries, a bit longer.

“I make my own mixture of crumbs and herbs,” Neto said.

“Some places you need the tartar sauce because the fish has no flavor.”

Even the cole slaw was different—and by “different,” I really mean “crispy,” a word seldom used to identify slaw of any kind.

“I don’t really like the cole slaw served here [on Maui],” Neto Soledad told me. “You can taste the mayo, or it’s too sweet. We wanted to offer some balance.”

Of course, Maui Ocean Grill also offers an array of plate lunches, including kalua pork, Maui Cattle Co. steak, blackened or charbroiled fish, and burgers—made with your choice of chicken, fish, beef, garden or taro patties.

It’s not a big place, but there are a lot of choices. MTW

Fish and Chips (top right), Neto’s Salad with Ahi (left), and Penny Thomas with the Fried Ice Cream (right)

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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-

9080.

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron

Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-8:30

p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate

a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MF, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270

Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-

8580. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 3 p.m, 5 - 9 p.m.; Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., 5 - 10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3 - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku,

244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.

199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului,

and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-

877-7776. $

2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center,

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort

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871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-

7276. $

food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $

Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa,

Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu,

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German

• TROPICAL SALAD WITH PAPAYA SEED DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95 •

TROPICAL SALAD W/PAPAYA DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95

Kahului, 877-4950. $

Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

TROPICAL SALAD W/PAPAYA DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy.,

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

242-6000. $$

cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355

p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000.

E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

$$

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

& burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182.

p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th,

a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8

p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Kahului, 871-7782. $

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th,

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St.,

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Kahului, 873-5550. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.;

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cui-

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-

F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center,

sine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku,

879-8600. $

0822.

Kahului, 248-7829. $

242-7928. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli.

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.;

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m.

Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10

Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m.,

2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

1567. $$

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli.

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

Kahului, 871-1414. $

M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku,

a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului,

243-9560. $$

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877-2877. $

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean,

875 - 9669. $ Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m., Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Rd., 874-0788. $

874-6000. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd.,

local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10

p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave.,

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

Kihei, 875-2910. $

Kahului, 877-0121. $

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.;

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S.

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S.

Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave,

p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku.

Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Kahului, 877-0706. $

249-8955. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

sine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa,

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-

Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind

Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9

E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei

p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

Rd., 875-0188. $$

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12

a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;

a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-

Gian Dons - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill,

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa,

6400. $

Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd.,

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

874-4041. $$

Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local,

Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Center, 877-8744. $

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S.

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30

Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E.

a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.;

Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

9033. $

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

1234. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5

bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion din-

Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.;

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,

Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-

877-8707. $

10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225.

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

$

restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424

Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a

Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-

Wailuku, 242-4371. $

9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos,

Wailuku, 242-8813. $

Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical

Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St.,

Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-

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Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,

ner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott,

steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-

Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea

9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sand-

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11

wiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd,

a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

Kihei, 879-4700. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. 5400

9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30

p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1368. $

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

1400. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2

p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

2323. $

Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais &

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2

Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10

4244. $

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F,

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750

p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9

Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5

p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hoonapililani Hwy,

Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei

(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,

Waikapu, 242-1130. $

Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

879-9944. $

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Rock N Roll -

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m.,

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd.,

Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store,

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

878-1313. $$

appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-

Ma’alaea

Waterfront

Restaurant

-

Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from

Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760

S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

St., 244-9028. $$

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

7555. $$$

UPCOUNTRY

p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr,

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

Wailea, 874-1234. $$

and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and

6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa,

shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-

Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-

Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village

10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

Center, Kihei. $

8080. $$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.;

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall,

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Kihei, 874-5605. $

8366. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor.

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9

Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei,

p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2

a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m.

a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$

Village, 874-6444. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

1131. $$

Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia,

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-

579-6323. $

2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

8488. $$$

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave,

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Paia, 579-8078. $

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-

Milagros - South American cuisine with island

9065. $

influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia,

day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao

Ave., 572-0220. $$

579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy.,

Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily,

treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village

11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

Center, Kihei. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

1488. $

Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F,

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-

Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei

11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900

Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

8000. $$

Rd. 891-1991. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7

a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for

Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh -

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style

sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave.,

cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-

Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Makawao, 572-2000.

9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

7679. $

2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd,

atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily,

Kihei, 875-0839. $

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

891-2002. $

cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11

wiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10

p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

1333. $

and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3

7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet,

p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei

Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Rd., 874-0813. $

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping

Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120.

Vietnamese

-

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89

10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty

Cuisine

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-

9363. $

preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m.

8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by

879-8611. $

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway,

Paia, 579-6009. $

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Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Vietnamese

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7

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a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

$$$

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

7261.

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine din-

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

ing. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

rant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Dr., 874-8880. $$$

Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican can-

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily,

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

tina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao

11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888.

Ave., 572-7808. $

Lahaina, 661-0348.

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

$

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant -

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St.,

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12

Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

Lahaina, 667-5444. $

a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cui-

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch

and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

sine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali,

p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,

with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127

662-3210. $$ K

667-0968. $

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty piz-

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate

zas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina,

p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

-Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8

661-5648.

8939. $$$

p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Pukalani Terrace Center, 572-8258. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa,

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily,

8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku

9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

661-3160. $$

Marketplace, 575-9588. $

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with

a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-

roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

“Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

2744. $

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style cof-

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

feehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

Lahaina, 661-6193. $

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese

0937. $$

cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 - 10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl.,

G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

3322. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort,

661-9091. $

2003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K

p.m. - 10 p.m. Hyatt Kaanapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr.,

Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$

a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., 667-

Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina

Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific

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Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center,

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa,

667-7572. $

11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining,

Square, 661-4370. $

1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cui-

Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

sine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna,

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8

Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and

Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cui-

a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-

sine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Lahaina, 667-9616. $

9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su,

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30

4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl.,

sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St.,

a.m.-2

Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

p.m.;

Nightly,

5-10

p.m.

4474

L.

Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

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Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs.

Daily,

9

a.m.-9:30

p.m.

Lahaina

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina

Fiesta Time

Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-

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Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

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831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 Expires 3/31/07

a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cui-

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-

sine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd.,

11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani

p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4

drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cui-

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11

p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

sine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly

a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 5-10

from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11

p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

2288. $$$ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, sum-

St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower

p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $

mer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ.

Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262.

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m.

$

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily,

rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 6693474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St,

Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo

6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,

667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St,

a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Square,480 Wainee St, Lahaina, 661-8883;

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Honokowai, 665-5900. $

delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St.,

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a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village,

661-0011. $$

Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly

8815. $$$

from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse,

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza,

p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and

calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840

appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office

Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza

Harpoon

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11

Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

Rusty

Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center,

661-6628. $

1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5 - 10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5 - 10:30 p.m.

Hyatt Kaanapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-

Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

4506. $$.

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt

Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

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Booty-Dance Extravaganza Saturday (Mar. 31), 5:30 p.m. at the A&B Amphitheater, MACC [HIPHOP] This is gonna be off-the-shizzle, fo-nizzle. Ya dig, homey? Fine-ass shorties, do-rags, lots of baggy jeans, Sean Jean shirts, Baby Phat tanks, and dry-humping. I’m pretty sure that I’m gonna get sufficiently “happy” before I even stumble through the gates. You know what I’m talking about, doggie—Spring Jam ‘07! You’ve been hearing about it for weeks on the radio and it’s finally happening this weekend! Do you have something to wear? I bet Spotlight Fashions at the Maui Mall has been crazy busy with shoppers this week. Do you think the gold chain that hangs down to my crotch is good, or should I go with an understated popped-collar? Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Baby Bash, the new NB Ridaz and Maui’s own Gorilla Jazz (see p.

28)... But you already knew that. Word to yo mutha. Tickets: $35. For info or tickets, call the Maui Arts & Cultural Center box office at 242-7469. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Time to HA Saturday (Mar. 31), 10 p.m. at Charley’s

Twisted Sisters

[ROCK] If you’ve never heard local musician Howard Ahia, or haven’t checked him out in awhile, you’re in for a treat. Seriously. There’s nobody else who rocks as sweetly as he does. His debut release, It’s Killing Me, is an alternative rock album of sonically smooth, emotionally deep moods and melodies, with a solid, edgy core. Hits like “Fly Away” and “You’re So Right” are well suited for mainland college radio, and those of us music lovers who appreciate original, rockin’, artistically intelligent music. Cover: $7.

Thursday (Mar. 29), 9:30 p.m. at Casanova’s [FOLK ROCK] The Webb Sisters, Charley and Hattie, have cute names. Not to mention, according to photographic evidence found on their MySpace page, they’re hot. To top it all off, they’re musically talented and from the UK—which means that they probably have adorable, smart-sounding accents. I love them already, or is this feeling just pure jealous hate? So hard to tell the difference.

The Webb Sisters have been playing music together since they were little kids (aww! how sweet is that?) and are stopping on Maui as they travel around the world spreading messages of good cheer and folk, pop-rocky music. Tickets: $10 advance, $15 at door. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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Dancing by Internet

Punk, Reggae and Sarcasm

Saturday (Mar. 31), 7:30 p.m. at Seabury Hall

Friday (Mar. 30), 10 p.m. at Longhi’s, Lahaina; Saturday (Mar. 31), 9 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [SEATTLE ALT. ROCK] Some important things to know about Seattle’s Nigel Mustafa, who play Longhi’s this Friday: 1. They openly and pleasantly refer to themselves as “tards”-specifically, the “world leaders in Avant ‘Tard Geek Rock.”

2. They play a song, “My Mom’s in Jail Tonight,” which apparently summarizes the experiences of a band member’s mother, who may or may not have done time for felony stalking.

3. Two of their newest songs, “We Need Beer” and “Rasta Ninja” are whimsical blends of punk, reggae, and sarcasm, and are available for download on www.nigelmustafa.com.

4. The have warned that on Friday “German tourists will frantically try to translate that which does not exist in Deustchland-humor.”

5. They’ve apparently never heard of David Hasselhoff.

6. They’re highly likely to hurl electric bolts of lightning tunes, humor, and good fun down upon Longhi’s Koa wood dance floor (and highly unlikely to play “Puff the Magic Dragon,” a relief to any regular to Longhi’s Friday nights). [COREY NIELSEN]

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[CONTEMPORARY DANCE] Maui’s TILT Contemporary Dance Company is presenting “Off Center,” a David CutlerRenee Beauvais collaboration of virtuosic, eclectic music and balletblended modern dance. Of course, it’s a collaboration that spanned 2000 miles, with performers auditioning online. “The Internet has been my connection to the global dance community for the last decade,” says choreographer Renée Beauvais, in the production’s press release. “I posted my audition notice in virtual studios across the country. I viewed video samples from potential dancers on their web sites or public sites such as You Tube and My Space.” That’s virtually awesome. Anyway, this weekend’s real performance on Maui will feature live music by Tri Facto.

The production is followed by a “meet the artists” reception, where pupus by John Paul Fine Foods and Pizza Fresh will be served. Seabury Hall is located at 80 Olinda Road, Makawao. Tickets: adults $25, keiki $17. Call 572-3094. [KIRA SABINI]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Diamond Out of the Rough Joseph Gordon-Levitt navigates a bank heist gem A fresh take on a well-worn genre— the bank heist movie—infuses unexpected humor from Jeff Daniels’ brilliantly modulated performance as Lewis, a blind companion to Chris Pratt’s (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) mentally challenged bank janitor.

Writer/director Scott Frank (screenwriter on Out of Sight and Minority Report) perfectly balances unpredictable plot twists with emotional pangs as car crash victim Chris tries to negotiate a normal small-town life in spite of constant memory lapses that impugn his sanity. A nasty gang of thieves exploits Chris’s vulnerability by making him act as a lookout for a robbery at the bank where he works as a night custodian.

High school hockey champ Chris suffers a traumatic brain injury when the car he’s driving crashes on a highway lit only by starlight. He’s travelling at high speed with his girlfriend next to him and a couple of friends riding in the back seat when he cuts off the headlights so they can savor the brilliance of the stars on a miraculously clear summer night.

The scene says a lot about Chris as a character blinded by his own romanticism. He loves the contrast of speed with the limitless dark beauty of the night sky, but he also relishes scaring his friends who yell at him to turn the headlights back on. Here is an innocently selfish boy doomed to be physically punished and emotionally haunted for a moment of blithe thoughtless-

ness. The scene is sublimely tranquil and yet fraught with excruciating suspense.

Several years later, Chris is a walking ball of dislocated longing and debilitating forgetfulness. He keeps a spare key in his sock as a safeguard against his recurring habit of locking himself out of his car.

Meticulous lists guide Chris through endless days where a task as simple as opening a can threatens to bring his survival to a halt.

The Lookout

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He makes inappropriate passes at his mental health counselor, and lashes out at Lewis, his blind roommate and mentor.

Like a high-functioning autistic person, Chris struggles with social interaction.

During a visit to a neighborhood bar, former high school peer-turned-smalltimecriminal Gary Spargo (Matthew Goode— Match Point) spots Chris and strikes up a “friendly” conversation. Sizing up Chris’ acute need for female attention, Gary seizes the opportunity to introduce him to Luvlee Lemons (Isla Fisher) whose phony name carries on her status as former stripper.

Throughout Chris’ headlong plunge toward victimization at the hands of Gary, Lewis is a recurring voice of reason. But

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it’s a Thanksgiving dinner that Lewis attends, with Chris and his wealthy yet apathetic family, which brings Chris’ back story to a boil. Lewis bears witness to Chris’ unbalanced familial reality, and the uncomfortable event marks a turning point for the elder Lewis to view Chris from a more fatherly position—Lewis dreams of opening a diner that he and Chris will run.

The fairly botched bank robbery that transpires is the centerpiece of the movie.

Its aftermath tests Chris’ unique ingenuity of planning his actions backwards in order

to save himself and Lewis. There are surprises here, and for all of the film’s apparent similarities to Chris Nolan’s Memento, The Lookout proves a much more entertaining and satisfying experience.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Mysterious Skin) is the new Ed Norton; he’s an actor of nuanced subtlety whose careful choices are as transparent as they are visible. His contribution fulfills The Lookout as that rare character-driven movie screenwriters dream of creating, and then rush to copy after seeing it. It’s a gem of a movie that beckons repeated viewing. MTW

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THE TIGER AND THE SNOW - (NR) Subtitles - I can’t call it a comedy because it takes place in occupied Iraq, where the people are screwed enough without some washed up director/actor trying to woo their pretty women. Benigni gets on my nerves–he shouldn’t need to pay his wife to tell him he’s good in bed and he definitely needs a new story line because he used this one last time (Life is Beautiful). 110 min.

(Kira Sabini) *Reviewer ranting aside, I figured you might like to know that this movie is about a lovestruck poet who travels to Iraq to save the woman he loves. - (Liliana Begley)

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BLADES OF GLORY – (PG13) – Comedy – The latest Will Ferrell comedy finds him as Chazz Michael Michaels, half of the world’s first all-male figure skating duo. Also stars John Heder. 93 min. (Anthony Pignataro) THE LOOKOUT - (R) - Action - Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets caught in a bank heist as he plays the pretty janitor. At least the supporting actress is a hot redhead to keep the testosterone going. Couples, have fun. 102 min. (KS) MEET THE ROBINSONS - G - Animation Pixar does it again: time machines, dinosaurs, caffeine patches, you name it.

The best line comes from a Tyranosaurus Rex who explains his failure at eating a small boy with, “I have a big head... and litttle arms.” That must really suck. 110 min. (LB)

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the first movie) once lived. 100 min. (LB)

300 - (R) - Action, Adventure – Movie adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel adaptation of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, in which 300 brave Spartans fought Persian King Xerxes and his entire army, allowing the slightly less brave but really, really smart Athenians to escape and invent democracy. 106 min. (AP)

I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE - (R) - Chris Rock plays Richard Cooper–a guy who has a good wife and a good job. Everything’s cherry, except that he’s a complete horndog who can’t stop fantasizing about every chick he meets. A hot old friend pops into his life and his fidelitiy’s on the line.

What’s a guy to do? Don’t get me started. 94 min. (LB)

AMAZING GRACE - (PG) - Drama - Fancy costumes are the perk here. The movie is about William Wilberforce (say that out loud) who tried to get rid of slavery in the 18th century British Empire. 111 min. (LB)

LAST MIMZY - (PG) - Family, Adventure - Two kids, brother and sister, find a mysterious box filled with what appears to be “toys.” Weird stuff starts to happen–like getting freakishly smart and all XMen-ish with strange powers. 105 min. (LB)

ASTRONAUT FARMER - (PG) - Comedy - Billy Bob Thornton plays the civilian hero fulfilling his personal dream, as the government whines of the threat that he and his family poses. A family must-see. 104 min. (KS)

LIVES OF OTHERS - (R) - Foreign - Moral Nazis? You think you know what you’d do in this situation but you just don’t. Peeping tom Nazi watches a freedom writer. 137 min. (KS)

BLACK SNAKE MOAN - (R) - Drama - Samuel Jackson and Christina Ricci star in this twisted tale of mending broken hearts... by beating people and chaining them to a radiator while versing scripture. I think I like it. Where’s my crop? Lily’s been a bad, bad girl... 115 min. (LB) DEAD SILENCE - (R) - Horror - Dummies in a horror movie! Never seen that one before. Saw must be getting boring if the makers have turned to playing with dolls. A ventriloquist’s worst nightmare. 90 min. (KS) GHOST RIDER - (PG-13) - Action, Comic Motorcycle stuntman Johnny Blaze (Nicholas Cage, who’s a little old to be playing a “motorcycle stuntman”) sells his soul to save his girl and then gets super powers that let him ride around while on fire. Would love to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this one. 114 min. (AP) HILLS HAVE EYES 2 - (R) - Horror - Oh dear.

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PREMONITION - (PG-13) - Thriller - Oh, no! My husband’s cheating on me and won’t listen when I say to stay home. Whatever shall I do? Bullock scrambles to make sense of time that just won’t flow in order of event sequence.110 min. (KS) PRIDE - (PG) - Sports, Drama, Biopic - Terrence Howard stars as Jim Ellis, who in 1973 turned a motley band of troubled teens into Philadelphia’s first African-American swim team. Just because it happened in real life doesn’t make it any less cliché. 108 min. (AP) REIGN OVER ME - (R) - Drama - Two college roomies meet up at a pivotal time in each of their lives. One guy’s lost his whole family and is withdrawn and the other is freaking out because he’s overwhelmed by his family. The grass is always greener... 128 min. (LB) SHOOTER - (R) - Action, Adventure - An exMarine Corps sniper returns to action, then gets pissed when the most powerful people in government double-cross him. Like that never happened when he was in the service. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Danny Glover. 106 min. (AP) TMNT - (PG) - Action, Family - That would be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I have been waiting 20 years for this movie. I’ve always had a secret thing for Casey Jones and Michaelangelo.

Good thing I can use my five-year old as an excuse to go! 90 min. (LB) WILD HOGS - (PG13) - Comedy - A group of four middle-aged family-type guys set off on an adventure on steel horses. John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence star in this tale of male midlife crisis. 110 min. (LB)

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NUMBER 23 - (R) - Thriller - Jim Carrey stars as some tripped-out guy whose life gets really crazy after he becomes obsessed with the number 23.

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ZODIAC - (R) - Thriller - David Fincher directs Mark Ruffalo, Jake Gyllenhaal and (sigh) Robert Downey Jr. in this suspenseful scare-fest based on actual case files. Warning: this killer destroys more than just lives—investigators may lose their minds. 98 min. (KS)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 300 - R - F-Su 12:45, 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45; M-W 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45 Amazing Grace - NR - Th-W 1:35, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 Astronaut Farmer - PG - Th only 1:40, 4:05 Black Snake Moan - R - Th only 7:10, 9:50 Blades of Glory - PG13 - F-Su 12, 12:30, 2:15, 2:50, 4:35, 5:10, 6:55, 7:35, 9:25, 10; M-W 2:15, 2:50, 4:35, 5:10, 6:55, 7:35, 9:25, 10 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 I Think I Love My Wife - R - Th, M-W 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50; F-Su 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Lives of Others - R - F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:35, 9:35; M-W 3:30, 6:35, 9:35 The Lookout - R - F-Su 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35; M-W 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35 Number 23 - R - Th only 5 Premonition - PG13 - Th 1:30, 2:25, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40, 7:15, 9:15, 9:40; F-W 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:15 Pride - PG - Th, M-W 2:25, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55; FSu 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45, F-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 Zodiac - R - Th only 1:35, 8

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Dead Silence - R - Th only 11:45, 2:45, 4:55, 7:30, 9:40 Hills Have Eyes 2 - R - Th-Su 11:15, 1:20, 3:25, 5:30, 7:45, 9:45; M-W 1:05, 3:25, 5:30, 7:35, 9:50 Last Mimzy - PG - Th 11:30, 2, 4:25, 7, 9:15; FSu 11:20, 1:40, 4:15, 7:10, 9:25; M-Th 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10, 9:25 Meet the Robinsons - G - F-Su 11:30, 2, 4:25, 7, 9:15; M-Th 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15 Reign Over Me - R - Th, M-W 1, 3:45, 6:40, 9:20; F-Sa 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:05, 9:50 Shooter - R - Th, M-W 12:45, 3:50, 6:45, 9:30; F-Su 11:05, 1:55, 4:35, 7:25, 10:05 TMNT - PG - Th 11, 1, 3, 5:15, 7:15, 9:30, F-Su 11, 1, 3, 5:05, 7:05, 9:00; M-W 12:35, 3, 5:05, 7:05, 9

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 300 - R - Th-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Su-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Last Mimzy - PG - Th-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50; Su-W 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Meet the Robinsons - G - F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10; Su-Th 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Premonition - PG13 - Th only 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Shooter - R - Th-Sa 1, 4:05, 9:40; Su-Th 1, 4:05, 7

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) 300 - R - Th, Sa-Su 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40; F-W 4:15, 7:10, 9:40 Last Mimzy - PG - Th, Sa-Su 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10; F, M-W 4:45, 7:40, 10 Meet the Robinsons - G - F, M-W 4:30, 7:30, 9:50; Sa-Su 1, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Premonition - PG13 - Th only 1, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Shooter - R - Th, Sa-Su 1:15, 4, 6:50, 9:30; F, M-W 4, 6:50, 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Blades of Glory - PG13 - F, M-W 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15 Hills Have Eyes 2 - R - Th 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30; F-W 7, 9:15 I Think I Love my Wife - R - Th only 9:50 Pride - PG - Th 4:15, 7:15; F, M-W 2, 4:30; SaSu 11:30, 2, 4:30 TMNT - PG - Th 1:30, 4, 7:30, 9:40, F, M-W 1:30, 3:45, 6:30, 9; Sa-Su 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:30, 9

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Fun with Guns Gorilla Jazz shoots off about music, Maui and MySpace It’s noisy whenever the six members of Gorilla Jazz get together.

Usually it’s in their practice studio, onstage at a gig or at a table in a quiet bar, with the ruckus generally consisting of much laughter, music and energetic discussion.

Gorilla Jazz

Photos: Sean Michael Hower

Saturday, Mar. 31 at A&B Amphitheater. Spring Jam ’07, with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

Tickets: $30, $35. Call 242-7469.

But here in the middle of a ravine in Upcountry Maui, the sound of Noah Francis loading a shell into the chamber of his borrowed 12-gauge shotgun silences everyone. He raises the pump barrel, aims and fires.

His target explodes and the excited chatter and rousting continues.

“Oh, you’re a natural, Noah,” says Easton H. (a.k.a. “Quest Eons,” vocalist and MC). “I didn’t know GJazz was a gangsta group!”

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“I’ve never shot a shotgun before,” says Noah, G-Jazz’s bassist. “But I pumped myself up with a bunch of butt-rock on the way up.”

“Usually it’s the gorillas getting shot!” says Beau Sun, MC. “I’m gonna come down here every Sunday for practice,” says James “Cotton” Hartman, guitarist.

“I dunno,” says Easton, as he takes a seat on the bench. “I’m not a gun kind of guy. I have ADHD—you don’t give people with ADHD a gun, man.”

There are ducks everywhere. But fortunately, they are not the intended targets of this day’s shoot at Maui Trap & Gun Club.

Instead, owner Art Shepard is instructing the guys on how to hit clay pigeons—an activity that’s providing a welcome release from the pressures G-Jazz face as they lead up to opening for their biggest show

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ever, this weekend’s Spring Jam ’07 featuring Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

It was Easton and George Jackson (a.k.a. “Chef Strum,” electric ‘uke player) who originally came up with the concept of Gorilla Jazz, while also performing with Amphibeus Tungs, a mainly MC/DJ hip-hop crew, about a year ago. But it wasn’t until last fall when the two starting hanging out around gigs in Kihei, often jumping on stage with The Easy and Byron Brown and the Derelicks, that they began formulating their unique sound.

“I wanna do ‘70’s choruses with dope hip-hop rhythms,” says Easton. “Like Earth, Wind and Fire, Al Green, Mos Def—where did the soul go in music?”

James Bowersox, who was drumming for The Easy, began jamming with Easton and George

first. They then recruited Noah, who was initially bassist for The Easy then Byron Brown. Soon Beau, who was also rapping for Amphibeus Tungs, joined too. By winter, the group was ready to play gigs.

But something was missing. The band was convinced they needed Cotton’s edgy riffing. Except he wasn’t around—a few months prior, Cotton had left The Easy and Maui and was trying to re-infiltrate the music scene back in his hometown L.A. Undeterred, his former bandmates on Maui began a relentless phone-campaign to bring him back.

“It got to the point where I was, like, ‘Okay, I’ve got a band and a job and friends waiting for me in paradise,” said Cotton.

“What am I doing here in L.A.?’”

Once G-Jazz was complete in midDecember, they began gigging all over Maui. And the response was electric.

By fusing the hip-hop sounds of Amphibeus Tungs with the islandrock-ska-metal of The Easy, two oftendisparate crowds also came together, building a fanbase larger than the two bands had previously experienced.

They were even cited on MySpace’s home page, further building their popularity and leading to a successful show at Pipeline Café on Oahu.

They’ve only been playing for three months and yet an album is in the works, as well as a mainland tour in the fall. And then, of course, there’s this weekend’s show at the MACC. But at the shooting range, George is having second thoughts.

“Dude, I’m gonna get hurt,” he says, as he walks away from the firing line.

“Don’t get weird, George,” says Noah.

“What? You’re not gonna do it?” asks Easton from the bench. “Are you being a poon? This is going in the article, George!”

Easton turns to me and lowers his voice.

“Just put I have a broken finger,” he says. “See?” Meanwhile, Cotton is in the lead

with the number of targets he’s hit, which impresses Art, and is really starting to rile up Easton.

“That fucker—no wonder he wants to come here,” Easton says. “He picks the thing he’s good at!”

“Well, next time we can do the pony rides,” says the six-foot-two Beau, smirking.

“Next time we can do the giraffe chasing, Beau,” says Easton, who is less tall.

The guys convince George to return to the lineup, and he hits his mark with no incident. He smiles.

“That’s my boy!” Beau says.

“That shit feels good, man,” George says. “Powerful.”

“George is a Happy Valley marksman,” Easton says, proudly.

“Seriously, man, he could hit a Somalian chicken!”

“A lot of people are attracted to the mental aspects of shooting,” Art says.

“You’re just trying to control your mind and what your hands are doing.”

“I need a beer,” George says.

Maui Trap & Gun Club is located at 499 Hali`imaile Rd., Hali`imaile, 572-0689. They’re open Wednesdays, 4:30-10 p.m., Sundays 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and for private practice. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS The Webb Sisters - Thursday, Mar. 29. Yes, they are really sisters and they play folk, rock, and pop—harp and all. Not to mention those cute UK accents and they were on the Sharon Osbourne Show. I love Sharon Osbourne! 9 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220.

Wynonna - Thursday, Mar. 29. Wynonna Judd is coming to Maui. Wynonna holds gold, platinum, and multiplatinum records for the over nine-million albums sold throughout her solo career. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., MACC, Castle Theater, 242-7469.

Spring Jam ‘07 - Saturday, Mar. 31. This is a big one! Island Soul Entertainment along with a herd of other sponsors are bringing Bone Thugs-NHarmony, Baby Bash, and the New NB Ridaz to Maui. Enough said, right? Tickets: $35, $30. 5 p.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.

Off Center - Saturday, Mar. 31. The cool thing about this is that most of the dancers auditioned over the Internet. “Off Center” is a concert of contemporary dance and sound, mixing ballet with modern style dance to virtuosic, eclectic music.

Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., Seabury Hall, 572-3094.

TICKETS ON SALE “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” - Apr. 6-29. A Maui OnStage production. Kristi Scott directs this non-top comedy about a slave who tries to win the hand of a beautiful but kind of dumb courtesan for his master in exchange for freedom. Tickets: $20. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.

Krishna Das - Sun, Apr. 22. On tour in support of his new CD release, Flow of Grace—Chanting the Hanuman Chalisa. Bring your bhakti and join Krishna Das as he shares the magic and enchant-

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Dalai Lama - Wed, Apr. 25. Tenzin Gyatso, or “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama” will be speaking at the War Memorial Stadium. This event was originally scheduled to happen at the MACC but the public response was so great that it had to be moved! The topic of the speech is, “Eight Verses for Training the Mind: A Buddhist philosophical discourse.” Tickets: $20. 2-3 p.m., War Memorial Stadium, 242-7469.

Tea for the Ladies - Sun, May 6. Women Helping Women is holding it’s 10th annual “Elegant Afternoon, Royal Tea Affair.” The afternoon is fit for a Queen—silent and live auction, entertainment, best decorated hat contest, yummy desserts, teas and scrumptious food by Chef Bev Gannon. 1-4 p.m., Chef Bev Gannon’s Sugar House in Haliimaile. Call 242-6600 for tickets or to donate to auction.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:308 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, March 29 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walkins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Shymadas and Guests - Enjoy a night of classical Dhrupada music and mystical poetry from India. I have no idea what Dhrupada is. If anyone out there knows, will you email me? It’s too early in the morning to Google. $10. 7 p.m., Temple of Peace, Haiku, 575-5220.

SATURDAY, March 31 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only.

Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5722424.

enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Line Dancing - Every Sunday. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, April 02 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 9:30 a.m.

Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103.

TUESDAY, April 03

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

`Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walkins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

Trippy Lovin’ - This event is technically titled,”Garden of Mystic Lovers,” which totally reminds me of the time(s) that I was frying balls in some Haiku jungle, running around in a pair of Gilligan-jeans and eating rose-apples. Anyway, get together with a bunch of other trippy people and vibe out with song, poetry, meditation, transformation and celebration. Sudhananda and Dreaming Bear (some spiritual ecstasy dude) will be there. $12. 8 p.m., Manadala Ethnic Arts.

FRIDAY, March 30

SUNDAY, April 01

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins,

Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold

WEDNESDAY, April 04

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and

Thursday, March 29

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ment of kirtan to Maui. This program sold out last year, so get your tickets early. Tickets: $25. 7 pm., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BOCALINO/TIPS-UP TAVERN

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Thursday 03/29

Friday 03/30

Saturday 03/31

Sunday 04/01

Monday 04/02 – Wednesday 04/04

Willie K

Wild 105

Club Bing

Call for details

WED - Ultra Fab Night

Kilohana No cover, 10 pm

LAWA $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Martini Night, TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Drink Special Night

Mojo Gumbo

Dorothy Betz, Les Adams, Don Lopez and guests

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover

CASANOVA

The Webb Sisters $10, 9:45 pm

Island Sound, Island Beat $5, 10pm

Nigel Mustafa $10, 10pm

WED - Ladies Night w/DjBlast, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Marty Dread $7, 10pm

Mana`o Radio Orchestra $7, 10pm

Howard Ahia Band $7, 10pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

Hawaiian Music No cover, 6pm

DJ $10, 10pm

Hawaiian Music No cover, 6pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114

hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations.

Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Stressing about Spring Break? - Now through Mar. 30. Yeah, I know. Spring Break used to be fun. Now that you’re all grown up it’s not about seeing how many times you can make out on your mom’s couch without her freaking out about it, and all about finding someplace to send your kids... so they’re not making out (with that creepy neighbor kid) on your couch. The YMCA is here to help. Sign up now for the Spring Break program-—the kids can do fun stuff like archery, basketball, cooking, theater etc. while you work.

Sounds like fun. 242-9007.

Lucky Ducks - Mon-Fri, now through Mar. 30.

Okay, so ducks don’t live in the ocean, but they do like water. Close enough. The Maui Ocean Center is holding a spring ocean camp that frankly, kicks some major ass: crab fishing, arts and crafts, shark feeding, etc. Kids these days are so lucky. Punks. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7085.

Here a Bear, There a CheerBear - Sign up’s going on daily now until Mar. 30. Contact Chrissy for more info. Keiki Time, Maui Mall, 280-3019.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions--dialog and a readers’ circle, too. Various times, island wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

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Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details.

Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center.

Great American Cleanup - Now through Mar. 31. Get off your butt and go pick up all that litter you threw out your car window last week. You don’t need to be sentenced community service to participate in community cleanup and beautification, you know. Various island locations, 877-2524.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Master Yoda - Okay, so I got you to look.

Actually, it’s Aikido. Every Tue in March, an adult and teen intro course to Ki-Aikido will take place Upcountry. $40 for the course. 7-9 p.m., Pukalani Community Center, 244-5165.

Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Windsurfing - Now through Apr. 1. The Maui No Ka Oi Pro Windsurfing Triple Crown is getting close.

This means one thing: lots of hot guys in Paia.

Score! See ya at Milagros! Free to spectators.

North Shore, Maui, 575-7335.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins. 6:30

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Uncle Jobe Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4pm

p.m., Front Street, 661-6284.

Jan Shaner - Every Thu in March. Plein Air artist Jan Shaner will be demonstrating the techniques she uses in creating her Maui landscapes in which she captures incredible color and light. Noon-3 p.m., Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.

Bob Hoffmeyer - Every Wed in March. At the age of 65 Bob Hoffmeyer decided to take up creating glass art jewelry. His work is truly stunning.

Meet with the artist and view his work. 5-9 p.m., Maui Hands, Hyatt Regency Kaanapali, 667-7997.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m., The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Shirley Hartley - Every Tue in March. Shirley’s “Island Memories” is being featured at the Lahaina Art Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery. Check out her oil paint and palette knife technique. Gallery hours Daily 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Lahaina Art Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery, 661-0111.

Wahine, Waves and Wonder - Sat, Mar. 31.

Meet National Geographic photographer Dewitt Jones at the opening reception for his exhibit at Viewpoints Gallery. Free. 5-8 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao, 572-5979.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

MON-WED - Open Stage

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon-Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the Internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. 6-9 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri-Sat, acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/29 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Friday 03/30

Saturday 03/31

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Free Spirits No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog 10pm

TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

JACQUES

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Jared 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

Crazy Fingers $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

TBA the band 10pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10 pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

MON - Tom Cherry, 10pm; WED - Adam Bowen, Anuhea, 10pm Sam Ahia 6:30pm

TUE-WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

Monday 04/02 – Wednesday 04/04

DJ El Gato $5, 10 pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Sunday 04/01

Sin Service

DJ El Gato

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Tue-Wed, Fri-Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 5-8:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;.

Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

CENTRAL MAUI

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

mony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting cere-

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

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■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/29 LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Rampage

Sunday 04/01

Gorilla Jazz

Fine Line

Crunch Pups

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - DJ Nexus & Stripbeat, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa

MON - Salsa, TUE - Rainbow Night

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Adam Irish No cover, 10pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - Comuter DJ, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10 pm

MON - Dj Tara, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Howard Ahia, No cover, 10pm WED - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

PARADICE BLUZ

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

MON - Dollar Balla, $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Live Music

Live Music

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

Monday 04/02 – Wednesday 04/04

DJ Mackie No Cover, 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 03/31

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Friday 03/30

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke 9pm

UNISAN

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

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WED - David Choy Jazz Night, 8pm

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I often think of Rams as charmed, practically unstoppable people. You don’t necessarily have easy existences, since some people don’t share my wholehearted appreciation of you. Those people don’t matter, though, because they can’t really hold you back. In fact, the only thing that can decisively trip you up is your own hypocrisy, should you fall prey to it. Keep your actions and words perfectly consistent with one another, however, and there’s virtually nothing you can’t accomplish.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) A humble microorganism called toxoplasma gondii (which we catch from cats) may be changing our entire race. It messes with our moods (making women friendlier and men more paranoid and neurotic (bad news for lonely cat ladies). Would-be mothers infected with the parasite are also twice as likely to give birth to boys than they would be otherwise. If you’re tired of Bullishly banging your head against a wall in order to create change, maybe you should take your inspiration from this microscopic animal, and slip between the cracks of the wall, instead of trying to knock it down.

Most people won’t even notice, then, when you totally rearrange their world.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I have high hopes for you, Gemini. I’m not talking about how you’re going to save the world.

My expectations have more to do with how you’re going to rock April Fool’s Day. You’ve pulled off some seriously good pranks in past years, but this year I’m hoping you’ll outdo yourself, if you can.

You’ve a couple friends who could really use serious distractions from some of the other shit going down in their lives. One of your carefully planned silly stunts would be just the thing.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Libra is the sign of partnership, so when the Moon, your ruling “planet,” is full in Libra on the 2nd, I would imagine your thoughts and actions might in some way pertain to that topic. You haven’t been especially good at partnership in the past; it’s always a balancing act between any two people, but you have to admit many of your relationships have been rife with inequity of one sort or another. You may never be your partner’s best friend as well as his or her lover, but this week, if you’re open-minded and creative, you might move a few steps closer to true equality.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I don’t know if I’ve become more like my dog or if he gets it from me, but neither of us is particularly socially needy. He’s perfectly happy when someone decides to come over and pet him; he’ll roll obligingly onto his back in hopes of a good belly rub. But he’s not especially inclined to go asking for it. I mention it because this week is a good one to address any lingering vestiges of emotional neediness you might still have, and come at least a little closer to a place of being happy with whatever attention is already coming your way.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) What you’re doing is aiming at too many birds in too many different trees. For someone who likes to accomplish a lot, you’re not being especially efficient about it. This is a good week to fix that, if you want. You’ll be amazed at how much of a difference you can make by dropping one or two activities (in favor of a couple better-suited ones) and subtly rearranging your schedule. Try it for a week; if you’re not bringing down twice as many metaphorical birds with the same number of stones, I’ll be greatly surprised.

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You can push the gas pedal to the floor all you want, but you’re not going to go very fast unless you also shift gears. Where’s your famous flexibility, Libra? With the Full Moon in your sign on the 2nd (and during the entire week leading up to it) you’ll have plenty of fuel in your tank; it’s just a matter of making the mental shift required for you to make good use of it. How can you do that?

It’s simple. The first step is taking your foot off the brakes. After that it’s all about not crashing into anything—which will be far easier than you imagined.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I love to drink a cup of really good coffee or high-quality wine, but that doesn’t mean I’m a total snob about it; if all that’s available is a mediocre cup of joe or some cheap merlot, I make do. You have your own well-developed preferences regarding certain things (Lovers? Chocolate? Cars?) but you shouldn’t get carried away, since that would just limit you, needlessly. Sometimes the stuff you especially like simply isn’t obtainable, like this week. That’s when it’s in your best interest to do your best to enjoy whatever you can get, rather than going entirely without.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I’d never put it past a Cancer or an Aries to publicly scold someone whose actions they disapprove of, but that’s not usually your style. You avoid embarrassing people in that way; instead, you tend to deliver your corrections privately, making good use of your ability to talk companionably to virtually anyone in a way they can hear. However, sometimes a public spanking is the only way someone will actually change his errant ways, and sometimes, like this week, it may fall on you to deliver that embarrassing verbal ass-kicking. Don’t hold back. It’s for their own good, and yours.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Someone in Chongqing, China, reminds me of you. A developer refused to meet the price he asked for his house, so he refused to sell it, forcing the developer to take drastic measures, digging around the property; now his home is perched on a tiny island with a 30-foot drop on all sides.

Just like that brave (or greedy, depending on who you ask) little guy, you’ve stuck to your guns; you’re also similarly isolated as a result. He might stubbornly live in those ridiculous and stressful circumstances but doing something like that would ultimately make you miserable. You can’t win every battle, and the price of this one is too high, anyway. It’s time for a little flexibility on your part, I think.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) It might feel tricky adjusting to a new paradigm or a different way of doing things, but someone as brilliant as you shouldn’t have this much trouble re-calibrating your mental habits. This is something like switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius. You might not, at first, know if 30° is hot or cold weather, but given a little time to adjust, you’ll figure it out. All that’s required is a little more information and an open-mind. You can get the information. Can you also provide the open mind?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You Fish are in my bad books. I sent sweet happy birthday emails to five of my favorite Fish last month, and not a single one bothered to even send a “hey, thanks,” response. I know I was probably the victim of good intentions they failed to follow through on, but it still sucks. Be careful and honest with yourself. My friends may have meant to write me the juicy, rich emails I deserve, but they should have realized they might not get to it, and at least sent cursory, two-minute messages in the meantime. How are your ambitions outstripping your actions? Aim for the moon all you like, but before you do, make sure you send a shot towards something that’s much easier to hit, first.

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My Great A.S.S. Blessed is the person who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot The results are in. Not counting the surprising number of you I saw out who had to mention how you still have yet to turn in your mind-blowing answers to my Great American Sex Survey, I gleaned much from those who followed through and… submitted… to my sexual inquisition.

To you, I throw Kama Sutra honey dust over your toes and applaud your high Libido Quotient. There were more surprises than not here and, lucky for you, I am the type to kiss and tell.

Nearly twice as many women as men responded—further proving my theory that women are more, uh, responsive sexually—however, men were more forthcoming in providing additional commentary with their answers.

Yes, this is will be an innuendo-laden column. Protect yourself.

Of the straight women who responded—about 60 percent of my readers, apparently—you’re across the board in varying degrees of relationship status.

Those not married prefer condoms; my gay and straight married women don’t find the need at all. And all of you have cheated at some point, although at least one of you decrees that if both victims know, it’s not necessarily “cheating.”

Another sees it as no reason to quit drinking tequila.

Sock it to ‘em, sister!

Those of you straight girls who are in a relationship or married mostly find your sex lives exciting and fulfilling. This is delightful news. Also, most of you don’t find the need for casual sex anymore, given how you stock up on those Costco-sized battery packs. And this info just gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling as well: you’re not only down with the motion lotion and dildos, you wanna know why I didn’t mention the handcuffs and vibrating cockrings.

Sigh. Yeah, me, too.

Now, my gay sisters say they never fake orgasms. Don’t worry, I’ll be getting the 411 on those workshops they’ll be conducting later.

Just as titillating? The knowledge that ALL you girls had, or would have, sex on the first date, given the right circumstances. No pressure there, guys.

But the best news of all, the tidbit that doesn’t shock as much as it tickles me in that one spot I’ll never tell, is that nearly all you gals—gay, straight or bisexual only when drunk—prefer to have sex at least once a day. Cue the trumpet.

“Quality” is the predictable common key to great sex, with “variety” following close behind—ouch—for both sexes. Still predictably, a few more women wouldn’t mind a bit more passion—men, more quantity—to beef up their time in the sack.

And as for my brave and studly men, those of you who are committed also find your sex lives exciting and fulfilling.

Gay or straight, a surprising number of you—the majority, in fact—say you’ve never cheated in a relationship, but have been cheated on. And every last one of you has an adult video or 20 in your toy chest.

Can we pause for the crickets here?

Anyway, you men are a bit more tolerant when it comes to the need for casual sex—even given the limitations and possible television coverage if you live on the Westside—and yet, you’re unbelievably divided when it comes to having sex on the first date. Still, like your fellow non-fellows, you’d prefer the coitus at least once a day.

Can we all please get on the same page now, people?

So to all my dear readers for sharing these intimate details with me about your lives in bed, once again, spank you very much.

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CLASSES & INSTRUCTION TANTRA SCHOOL-April 16-20 Improve relationships, heal hurts, go deeper than ever before, feel your oneness, eliminate infidelity, master sexual energy, heal the planet, become a tantra teacher–some of the many reasons to join Our Tantra Certification Program.

Singles, couples.

Register at 244-4921, 244-4103.

SACRED TOUCH BODYWORK & COUNSELING SERVICES Upcountry. $50/hr. Call Autumn 344-4814. 8am-5pm. Special rates for women.

CLASSIFIEDS Ad Deadline Monday 4pm To Advertise Call 244-0777 Fax Number 244-0446 Email classifieds@mauitime.com

Relax to a deeply healing therapeutic massage by strong, sensitive, intuitive hands.

Lomi Lomi--Hot Stone Deep Tissue--Aromatherapy Ask about our TROPICAL BLISS sessions with two synchronized therapists Have Table-Will Travel to your place or a beach near you.

For more info call 283-6938

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BOOK YOUR AD TODAY! Call 244-0777 by 4 pm on Monday to get your ad in Maui Time Weekly!

Full Time Massage Therapy 750 hours Course Starts April 3rd only $4500!

Full Time Esthetician Course Starts May 1st

PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 244-0777

CLASSIFIED LINE AD RATES 5 lines included – approx. 140 characters

Additional lines are $3 per each

Frequencies of 1-8weeks $18/week* Frequencies of 9-26weeks $13/week* Frequencies of 27-52weeks $9/week*

Bold and/or caps are $3 per line *Does not apply to Backside or Adult Services.

Please call for pricing details.

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Large 3 bedroom, 2 bath condo located near schools, parks, shopping and the ocean.

side HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK! CALL (808) 283-3260 for complete details!

Take Hinau St. exit off Honoapiilani Hwy. just north of the Sugar Cane Train

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

Sweet Life Fruit Company Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers

West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate!

Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide.

Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

EVENT PHOTOGRAPHY

(2) Technics 1200MK2 turntables (never left the house), Stanton needles, Vestax PMC270A Mixer and a crate of House music records. Drive it away for $750. Mark 298-5692

Weddings, parties, individual and family portraits at very reasonable rates! 808-264-5225

MAUI TATTOO COMPANY Traditional, Custom, Polynesian, Cover-Ups, Portraits. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., under Lu Lu’s. 8740034

On The UPside with TERI MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM. Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-242-7800.

MODELS NEEDED! Pro photographer hiring models for beauty, fitness and lifestyle stock photos. $50 per hour.

No experience necessary. E-mail photo to ron@ronchapple.com. Or mail photo to RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Call (808) 874-5755.

BLUE BAMBOO Chinese Medical Center & Spa

WHEELS OF STEEL

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED LA FLEUR PLUMERIA-FULL ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM SERVICE NAIL SALON Presented by Maui Onstage, April 6-29, Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30p.m., Sundays at 5:00p.m.

Iao Theatre in Wailuku. Call 242-6969 for more information.

COMING SOON!!!

The Grand Re-Opening of Maui Motorcycle's all-new Motorsports Superstore on Lower main in Wailuku. Watch Maui Time Weekly for details.

Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 875-7595

Complete Remodeling Services Is it time to Is your hom? e remodel yo ur home too dark or condo?

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YOU DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME! Call CCF

280-4934

email: ccfmaui@earthlink.net Window and Door Installation • Drywall • Painting • Stairs

QUALITY CARPENTRY WORK

Drafting/Design/Cost Planning We work with licensed plumbers and electricians.

ORGANIC PEST CONTROL SPORTFISHING

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Any TWO treatments on the same day.

Combine a massage, facial, and/or acupuncture for yourself or a friend.

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Valid Saturdays and Sundays only through March 2007.

2099 Wells St., • Wailuku 244-6778 • 7 Days A Week

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Bertram Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is (16 caught in 2006)

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667-2774

Toll Free 1-800-590-0133

Returns with Nigel Mustafa! March 29 at Maui Brewing Company, March 30 at Longhi's and March 31 at Casanova's. www.nigelmustafa.com

Anti-Aging Medicine

Comprehensive Pain Management

Helping Patients to Find Exceptional Surgical Care and Alternative Therapies

SEATTLE NIGHT ON MAUI

Feel & Look Young

Dr. Robert Ley Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Neurologic Injuries & Diseases Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain

20% OFF All Services for a limited time only!

Open 7 days a week in Kihei's Dolphin Plaza.

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