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Editor: Anthony Pignataro anthony@mauitime.com (Kilauea Snowball) Associate Editor: Samantha Campos sam@mauitime.com (Endangered Species Supreme Dark Chocolate bar) Calendar Editor: Liliana Begley calendar@mauitime.com (Pound cake) Contributing Writers: Caeriel Crestin, Rob Parsons, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey Illustration: Guy Junker, Glenn Watson Photography: Daniel Bendjy, Bill Geoghegan, Sean M. Hower, Pietro Ortiz Intern: Kira Sabini Art Director: Wendy S. H. Ortiz wendy@mauitime.com (Ruth’s Chris Chocolate Sin Cake) Production Assistants: Megan Baker, Anastasia Gilliam, Rae Jensan, Bryon Sparks Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers brad@mauitime.com (Starbucks coffee ice cream) Advertising Coordinator: Krista Sherer krista@mauitime.com (Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie) General Manager: Jennifer Russo jen@mauitime.com (European chocolate wafers with hazelnut filling called “Nanettes”) Administrative Executive: Judy Toba judy@mauitime.com (A fudgcicle) Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown jennbrown@mauitime.com Web Design: Bump Networks www.bumpnetworks.com Publisher: Tommy Russo tommy@mauitime.com (Mint chocolate chip ice cream)

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR ACCOUNTING ABOVE AND BEYOND Anthony, there’s a reason the Maui Fire Department award for Lani Gomes “makes her sound like a clever accountant” (Coconut Wireless, Mar. 8, 2007). Beyond being a great firefighter and a good paddler, she’s actually a clever accountant as well. She’s been employed as such for Maui United Way, among other organizations. So it might not give the full picture, but I’m sure it represents projects she has performed for MFD. They depend on accountants and planners as well, you know.

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BIOFOOD FOR THOUGHT I just thought of this. Perhaps someone else already has, but wouldn’t it be good for Maui’s image if we (like Brazil) used sugarcane to make ethanol (Rob Report, Feb. 22, 2007)? And wouldn’t it be good for Maui’s economy if the sugar mill stayed open?

And wouldn’t it be good if the sugar mill that already generates power generated more power by supplying our kerosene-burning turbines at the power plant with ethanolbased biofuel?

Couldn’t we then make Maui the

first place where fossil fuels have been replaced? Wouldn’t that make Maui a world leader in the economy?

Just a thought.

-Peter A. Lago, via email

NOW THAT’S SUPER I’ve come to Maui for the past four years. Now my partner and I live here.

We don’t take up much room. I work in the Farmer’s Market one day each week for peace, and we ride our bicycles quite often instead of using our cars.

We’ve come to know a few people here and would like to help in the transition of Maui to environmental and economic sustainability.

The Superferry is one issue many people here oppose (Rob Report, Jan. 18, 2007). What are the concerns?

It has been said that it will connect the islands. Do we want them connected if that means Honolulu and its hurried built-up atmosphere will expand to Maui like a virus? Do we wish to have more trade and development pressure that is sure to come from a stressful big city?

It has been said that safety is an issue and that is a reason for connecting the Hawaiian Islands. That is surely a fear tool and not realistic. Small businesses are certain to be even more stressed.

Relationships and customs that have been formed over years will be affected.

Then there is the issue of more fuel into the ocean. This seems so small, but many drops fill the bucket and our oceans and atmosphere are already so polluted.

Remember when you were a child and thought it was endless and unspoilable?

We fight over it and say a 2,000-plus year-old nation can’t build nuclear plants.

Why would they want them anyway? Why not make an effort to do it right?

Finally the issue of protecting one of the main sources of tourism, if that is your only value for protecting whales, is a valid one. Let’s not let the state government ride carelessly over the `Aina. Better lifestyles and even technology are available.

As the day is drawing closer, I wonder if we need to step up efforts to oppose it. Recently I found that selling pineapples in the local farmer’s market was actually supporting Maui Land and Pineapple Co. and that was a tough pill to swallow: $1 million were given to the Superferry. Some local organic pineapple production is available and we should support that.

We should also meet and strategize on steps to stop the super-ferry. If you are interested in helping to organize or take part in this effort, please email me. We’ll set up a time and date to meet at the Kihei Canoe Club.

I also suggest incorporating the Baldwin Beach House into our efforts

at creating sustainability because we need attractive commercially self-sustaining community places for people to gather and be able to use office facilities. We should organize a gathering there in the near future as well with music and poetry and our children’s participation.

-Rob Clay, Kihei

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PINEAPPLE PATCH Is Maui Land & Pineapple Co. great or what? Last week ML&P officials were a bunch of sad sacks, “exploring all options” and “reorganizing” following earnings reports that the company’s agriculture division bled $9 million in the fourth quarter of 2006. They canned—pun very much intended—Maui Pineapple Co. czar Brian Nishida and moved some other people around, but company officials darkly hinted that they may have to get out of the processed pineapple business entirely. Then on Mar. 17 the Honolulu Advertiser reported that the U.S. International Trade Commission had agreed to keep 25 to 51 percent tariffs on canned pineapple originating in Thailand. It’s a huge victory for ML&P, which will continue to enjoy significant price advantages over Thai pineapple.

Good thing for Maui Land & Pineapple that all the Republicans who run the federal government don’t support free trade nearly as much as they say they do.

GAS SPIKE As I write these words on Mar. 16, with Wall Street closed for the weekend, shares of Tesoro are going for an astounding $96.83—nearly 50 percent more than their price just three months ago. Much of the rise is due to gas station acquisitions the company just announced it wants to make on the West Coast, but corporate executives say they aren’t worried they’ll be losing money anytime soon. “Cheap gas ain’t gonna happen,” Tesoro CEO Bruce Smith said in a March 2 Bloomberg News story. “I used to say it was going to be over in 2010-2012. I think it’s going to go on for a long time now.” Given who sits in the White House and rampant violence and instability that marks the Middle East these days, I don’t doubt that he’s right. MTW

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Rookies, Part I It’s hard to say how the retirement of M.D. Alborano and Tami Nascimento will change the nine-member Liquor Control Adjudication Board. Nascimento was quiet, but generally fair to licensees hauled before the panel, but Alborano was far more stern—I never actually saw her wag her finger at a bar or restaurant owner accused of selling to an undercover minor, but the sentiment was definitely there.

Economists seem to live on a different planet. Their model is like that of cancer cells; that the economy must grow forever. But we’ve used up what should be the rightful legacy of our children and grandchildren.

– David Suzuki, scientist and environmentalist David Suzuki is a riveting speaker.

The night of Wednesday, Mar. 14, the scientist addressed an overflow crowd at the Maui Arts and Culture Center’s McCoy Theater as part of the Focus Green lecture series. His topic was our narrow window of opportunity to alter the collision course we are on with the planet that sustains us. Or, as he quoted his daughter: “This is the moment when we will define the future of humankind and all species.”

Absent from the listening audience were members of the Maui County Council, who were busy deliberating a rezoning application from Wailea 670 (Honua`ula) to develop 1,400 new housing units and a golf course in South Maui.

Given the urgency of Suzuki’s message and the apparent folly of constructing a seventh golf course in the Kihei-Wailea-Makena region, perhaps the Council Members’ time would have been better spent listening to Sukuki.

David Suzuki received his doctorate in zoology in 1961 and conducted genetic research with fruit flies. He is the popular, respected host of the Canadian television series The Nature of Things, as well as the author of 34 books, half of them for children. He has spent the last 35 years fighting logging in British Columbia.

Suzuki told his audience that the environment did not exist as an issue until 1962, when Rachel Carson’s Silent Spring detailed the deadly effects of the pesticide DDT. Today, scientists at the South Pole can detect every toxic chemical released into the atmosphere. Ninety percent of commercial fisheries are gone. Fifty-five thousand species become extinct every year.

Human beings are now the most numerous mammals on the planet. In 1900, just 16 cities worldwide housed more than a million people. Today, half the world’s population lives in big cities. More than 400 cities hold more than a million residents. The 10

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Sliding into their seats are two veterans of county boards and commissions—one of which has even sat on the Adjudication Board before.

First up is Marilyn Colvin, who works as Maui faculty coordinator for the University of Hawai`i at Manoa. Her application also lists a Masters Degree in Education from the University of Houston and previous membership stints on the Mayor’s South Maui Advisory Committee, Salary Commission, Board of Variances and Appeals and the Real Property Tax Review Board. She’s also an Accident Prevention Counselor for the Federal Aviation Administration, Certified Flight Instructor and a part-time pilot flying the T-Shirt Factory banner over Maui’s beaches.

“I humbly ask that I be allowed to continue my service to the County,” she wrote on her application. With that resume, it’s a wonder people didn’t loudly demand she run for mayor last year.

Suzuki largest cities each have a population greater than 10 million, with Tokyo the largest at 26 million residents.

“In the real world, everything is connected to everything else,” Suzuki said.

“In the urban setting we forget that we are biological creatures.”

Since 1980, big money investors have dreamed of developing 670 acres of South Maui scrub pasture into a luxury golf resort community. Originally, two golf courses were conceived in the project area. That changed in 2000, when WCPT/GW Land Associates purchased the property. They proposed a gated community holding 600 single-family and 800 multi-family housing units.

Hiring former county Public Works Director Charlie Jencks, they began addressing traffic, water, sewage and other concerns to bring their Project District plans forward to the Planning Commission and County Council for approval. And in a public relations move, they changed the project name from the dry though technically correct Wailea 670 to “Honua`ula,” the old Hawaiian name for the South Maui land stretching to

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Makena and all the way to Kaho`olawe.

Of course, the adoption of the traditional name did not make the owners any more local. In fact, the investors in WCPT/GW Land Associates LLC, registered in California, are among the biggest fish in the global investment pond. Lehman Brothers ranked 62nd on see CONNECTED, page 11

ILWU Local 142 Business Agent Jerrybeth DeMello is the second “new” member. DeMello’s already done a stint on the Adjudication Board (1990-1995) as well as on the Salary Commission. What’s interesting about DeMello’s application is that she specifically asked for another commission assignment.

“I served on the Board for Liquor Control Adjudication during 1990-’95 and also for Salary Commission 1996’04,” she wrote. “I requesting [sic] that you will give me the opportunity to serve on the Liquor Control Commission.”

What’s ironic is that Liquor Commission—which grants new liquor licenses—had three vacancies this year, and DeMello couldn’t get any of them.

-Anthony Pignataro

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commissions are not providing adequate service in releasing executive session minutes and notifying the public about meetings,” states the release on their annual “Freedom of Information Compliance Audit,” which measures how well our state is doing what Aiona insists they’re doing.

“The public deserves better than this.” The coalition audit found instances in which board were ignoring requests for executive session minutes, improperly rejecting requests and publishing board meeting agendas that were “so vague that the public could not understand what was being discussed behind closed doors.” Now isn’t it ironic that Aiona never mentioned anything about the administration pressuring, haranguing or harassing state and county boards to open up in his little op-ed?

THURSDAY, Mar. 15

WEDNESDAY, Mar. 14 In honor of Sunshine Week, His Excellency Lt. Gov. James “Duke” Aiona has an op-ed in today’s Maui News on all the great things he and Governor Linda Lingle have done to “restore trust in government by creating a transparent and open system that is fair to everyone—not just to those who make campaign contributions or are otherwise politically wellconnected.” If you want to go ahead and sigh, feel free. I did, but that’s because I had a Mar. 13 press release from good government coalition Freedom of Information Hawai`i— which includes representatives from the Society of Professional Journalists, the Big Island Press Club, Honolulu Community-Media Council and the League of Women Voters—sitting on my desk while I perused Aiona’s mash note to himself.

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While there is a lot of good information in the guide (“coconut bras or Tahitian headdresses are not Hawaiian”), it’s hard to take the guide seriously as it preaches

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FRIDAY, Mar. 16 Man, Hawaii Superferry, Inc. really cashed in last week when they hired McNeil Wilson Communications to do public relations. This afternoon a McNeil Wilson flack blitzed the media today with an email guaranteed to grab people all over the state: “INDEPENDENT POLL SHOWS WIDESPREAD SUPPORT FOR HAWAII SUPERFERRY.” The poll, conducted by QMark Research & Polling, is based on 407 telephone interviews and has a 4.86 percent margin of error. After QMark pollsters read statements like “A ride on Hawaii Superferry will be as stable as any cruise ship in Hawaiian waters” and “These ferries operate all over the world and are safe and environmentally friendly” to those they were surveying, they asked questions like “What if [the proposed] new law [requiring an environmental review] means Hawaii Superferry may cancel plans to ever start service in Hawaii?” As such, it’s not really surprising that four out of five of those surveyed have “favorable” opinions of Hawaii Superferry or that three out of four “want operations to start on time.” PR firms produce polls like this all the time, but calling this an “independent” poll is stretching the term a big far. See, QMark is a subsidiary of Starr Seigle Communications. And on Mar. 8—just one day before Hawaii Superferry, Inc. hired McNeil Wilson—Starr Seigle and McNeill Wilson announced that next month both companies would merge into the state’s largest PR firm. Now isn’t that cozy?

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President George W. Bush ordered our military and the mighty “Coalition of the Willing” to invade Iraq. Despite all our fighting, torture, killing and even that newfangled counterinsurgency escalation dubbed “Surge” by our fearless leader, the death rate of U.S. soldiers in Iraq still averages three per day. What was a simple insurrection three years ago long ago gave way to bloody, sectarian anarchy. But don’t look for it to end soon. The Democrats may control Congress, but they’re still arguing over a “timetable” for withdrawal that will likely wither and die long before it reaches Bush’s desk. Don’t expect the arguments—or the war—to end soon. See, the Congressional leadership can oppose the war vocally but doesn’t need to do anything about it. They can threaten this and that for two more years, while popular opinion slowly strangles the Republican Party to death, leaving the White House vulnerable to… Hillary Clinton? Barack Obama? Of course, even if that happens, U.S. troops will probably stay in Iraq. Why? Because there is no Democrat or Republican with any kind of authority and ambition who has the political courage to say what should have been said four years ago: that our invasion was an act of aggression born of corporate and imperial greed but cloaked in lies and fear; that the army cannot bring a rule of law to a nation that lacks a civil society; and that perpetuating a war that was wrong to begin with is an even greater wrong. Every Democrat and Republican who wants to be U.S. President still wants to believe in the absolute power and legitimacy of the American military, even if that was proven mythical 40 years ago in Vietnam. Our leaders and wanna-be leaders have grown so addicted to the notion that the U.S. is the World’s Only Superpower that they dare not even think that we might actually be just like any other nation, with motives that aren’t entirely pure and an army that isn’t invincible.

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Given how most of our elected leaders like to follow the status quo, South Maui Councilmember Anderson is an exception. At the Mar. 14 Council meeting, she highlighted zoning application requirements that were inadequate, or missing altogether: no Department of Transportation comments on the traffic analysis; no baseline study or preservation plan for environmentally sensitive areas; no state-mandated provision for access trails for native gathering rights; no details of water delivery plan; no cumulative impact analysis of all South Maui developments, especially on overstressed beach parks.

She noted that Alan Arakawa, during his tenure as Council Land Use Committee Chair, declared he would not accept incomplete applications.

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It’s easy to see Wailea 670 as just another Monopoly board piece in a familiar community debate over losing open space, cultural sites and quality of life while over-stressing our infrastructure. But contractors, realtors, landowners and investors seem ever willing to support even the largest projects. And as they do, highend luxury developments have widened the chasm between the haves and the have-nots, adding elements of stress to our island’s social fabric.

The Maui News reported that the Maui County Council, which deferred the zoning request until early summer, focused their discussion on two topics: a private water system and potentially needed highway improvements. But the paper missed reporting on testimony on native plant habitat, community needs versus developer wishes and specifics of affordable housing promises. They also failed to note a vintage performance by Councilmember Michelle Anderson, who took issue with the Planning Department’s failure to require a complete zoning application or to assess cumulative impacts of all South Maui planned developments.

Planning Department reverted to their old ways.

Deputy Planning Director Colleen Suyama retorted that they rely on other agencies to provide comments on impacts. It’s easy to pass the buck, Anderson shot back, if you don’t have enough info in the application to provide worthwhile comments in the first place.

Committee Chair Mike Molina attempted to hold the debate in check, but Anderson held her ground. “I won’t belabor the issue, Mr. Chair, I just want to make a point,” she said. Jencks, sitting three rows behind Anderson in the Council gallery, snickered and feigned histrionics to the supporters and consultants sitting with him.

Anderson noted that there is just one road in and one road out of the area. The only consideration for an emergency evacuation plan would be to, as she put it, “put on your tennis shoes and run.” With no current plan for a reliever two-lane road, planning for an alternate road should be happening right now. But no mauka road corridors were included in project maps.

“We should have maps showing surrounding properties,” Anderson said.

“Good grief!”

Council member JoAnne Johnson chimed in where Anderson left off. She noted that five more traffic signals would be required on the Pi`ilani Highway. She couldn’t fathom how that would work since there seems to be a disconnect between the specific project and the Big Picture.

Relegated to the back burner of the Wailea 670 discussion was a recent study

by University of Hawai`i Professor Lee Altenberg of a remnant native dryland forest community, located on an a`a lava flow at the property’s south end. The habitat is one of only three sites on Maui where Rock’s nehe, Lipochaeta rockii, survives, and one of only five sites on Maui where you can find candidate endangered species awikiwiki, Canavalia pubescens. There are also wiliwili trees 40 feet tall and likely hundreds of years old on the property.

Wailea 670 hopes to construct a portion of their golf course in this area, with a wastewater treatment facility at the southeast corner. Testifier Kehau Filimoeatu said that Hawaiians are not content to have their culture put in a museum or preserve. They need real, living places where they can practice the culture, she said.

Suzuki, who works with Canadian indigenous people, or “First People,” said that elders are a repository of knowledge that we desperately need now. It remains to be seen whether that urgency will be recognized by those wanting to cash in on Maui with luxury developments, or by the elected officials entrusted with planning our island’s future. MTW

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Mount Diablo High School (Concord, Calif.) students met in racial groups in February to prepare for upcoming statewide tests, to motivate them to improve their race’s “team� score from the year before. Principal Bev Hansen defended the strategy of dividing whites, blacks, Hispanics and Asians, pointing out both its previous successes (increases of 46 points for whites to 80 points for Hispanics) and its ability to motivate by positive ethnicity (rather than allowing intergroup taunting over scores to fester).

A January National Geographic TV special revisited an underreported Cold War struggle between Soviet and U.S. scientists rushing to perform head transplants.

Russian Vladimir Demikhov, working in secret in the 1950s, grafted the head and upper body of a puppy onto the neck of a large mastiff (and both reportedly bemusedly tolerated the other for the four days that the “puppy� lived). American Robert White of Cleveland, Ohio, reportedly transplanted a dog’s brain into another dog’s neck and noted which characteristics transferred with the brain, until the dog died days afterward. When even limited word got out about White’s 1970 rhesus monkey head transplant, the public outcry forced his lab to close.

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Biggest item is Newcomber-Lee Land Surveyors, Inc. and Ko`olau Cattle Company “appealing the Director of Public Works and Environmental Management’s determination that preliminary subdivision approval for the Waihe`e Valley Large Lot Subdivision is null and void.� Yikes.

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Budget and Finance Committee East Maui District Thurs., Mar. 22, 2007 at 6 p.m.

Public testimony on the Mayor’s Proposed Budget, which is available for review on the county website.

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Affirmative Action Advisory Council Fri., Mar. 23, 2007 at 2 p.m.

Agenda unavailable at press time.

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Maui Planning Commission Tues., Mar. 27, 2007 at 9 a.m.

Public hearings include A&B Properties’ Kahului Town Center Project and Lahaina Cannery Mall, LLC’s wish to expand its complex.

The Planning Director wants comments on the Environmental Assessment Draft on the proposed West Maui Hospital and the proposed Pali to Paumana Project.

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Budget and Finance Committee Molokai District Tues., Mar. 27 at 6 p.m.

More budget testimony.

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Budget and Finance Committee Upcountry District Wed., Mar. 28 at 6p.m.

Budget testimony.

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Commission on Culture and the Arts Thurs., Mar. 29 at 9 a.m.

First they talk about upcoming Culture and the Arts Day (Mar. 31) and then beautifying the county building.

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I believe it was the astronomer Carl Sagan who once noted that, “If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” Brilliant about the birth of stars and the search for extraterrestrial life, perhaps, but Sagan must have been a lousy cook—do you have any idea how long it takes to broil a universe? Since most people don’t have the time—to say nothing of the counter space—to do that, in this, our annual Food Issue, we just skipped ahead to the apple pie. Here’s a roundup of our Top Five selections for all manner of sweet, fattening ways to end your meal. Read it in good health.

(Contributors: Samantha Campos, Anthony Pignataro, Jen Russo)

Top 5 High End Desserts Banana Pineapple Lumpia Pacific`O It’s almost funny how the Pacific`O menu underplays this little treasure: “Pureed pineapple and bananas wrapped in lumpia wrapper. Served with macadamia nut ice cream.” Have you ever seen this thing, to say nothing of actually tasted it? Take one creamy spoonful—doesn’t even have to be heaping—and there is no way you will stop.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. (AP)

Portuguese French Toast Son’z at Swan Court This recipe comes straight from the kitchen of executive chef George Gomes’ Portuguese grandmother. Way to go, Grandma! And this is no paltry, WonderBread-soaked-in-eggs- for-breakfast kind of creation. Son’z is one of the top

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10 best new restaurants in the country, according to Gayot’s annual Restaurant Issue released last October. Anyway, Gomes elevates his grandma’s recipe to fancy new heights, with his special touch by adding sautéed local bananas, “Foster’s” style. Hyatt Regency, 200 Nohea Dr., Ka`anapali, 667-4506. (SC)

Apple Tart Sansei Seafood Restaurant

Apple Tart from Sansei Seafood Restaurant

I know that when you’re at Sansei you want to gorge on their fantastic sushi and seafood, but I’m saying you better save room for their apple tart. Once you order one you will be compelled to do so every time you’re go to Sansei. They take ripe and juicy Granny Smith apples, slice

them thinly, bake them on top of some delicate and crisp puff pastry and then serve it hot at your table embellished with their homemade caramel sauce. You can even get it a la mode if you wish.

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That’s right, a sundae. Only this one’s got fudge, bananas, coconut-pineapple as well as banana-fudge ice creams, whipped cream and toasted coconut. Actually, the busser highly recommended the Warm Banana Spring Roll with carmelized phyllo, smothered in a rum-caramel sauce with chocolate ice cream and macadamia nuts but I’m kind of a sucker for anything named Bangkok. Oh, go on.

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There’s something irresistible about the churro. It’s Mexican, fun to say and so easy to scarf down. You can get jumbo delicious churros at Maui Tacos all over Maui for just $1.75 each. That’s one economical way to get your sweet on. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726; Kamaole Beach Center, 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5005; Pi`ilani Village Shopping Center, 247 Pi`ikea Ave., Kihei, 875-9340; Lahaina Square, 840 Waine`e St., 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 6650222. (JR)

People line up at the door for these cream puffs and our neighbor island friends covet them. If you happen to be going inter-island bring a box for your hosts and you will be the toast of the evening. And if you find yourself gobbling one down for breakfast consider yourself lucky. Komoda’s is one of Maui’s oldest and best-known bakeries. Don’t want a creampuff? Then try their doughnut sticks, long johns, anpan or malasadas. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261. (JR)

Soufflé is very good. But when I go to Roy’s, and after dinner there remains in my stomach some portion of empty space just large enough to hold something incredibly rich and sweet, I ask for the Crème Brulee. It’s soft and creamy, like a cloud—assuming, of course, that the cloud is full of sugar. I’m not even what you’d call a Crème Brulee fan, but this is the best Crème Brulee on the planet Earth. Pi`ilani Shopping Center, Kihei, 891-1120; 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-6999. (AP)

Top 5 Under $5 Desserts Maui Cane Sugar with Lime Juice Crepe Café des Amis This is a cozy, global bohemian café known for crepes. They’ve got breakfast crepes, Mediterranean crepes, crepes with apples, avocado and Brie—you get the picture. But my hands-down favorite crepes are of the dessert variety—big surprise there—and they’re actually all under $5, with the most expensive being the Strawberries and Cream ($4.75). And then, of course, there’s the Nutella, the honey with sliced almonds, the bananas and chocolate, and so forth. I prefer the light and tangy, oh-so-refreshing Maui Cane Sugar with Lime Juice crepe ($2.50).

Its simplicity delights my usually gluttonous sweet tooth and balances me out for the five other desserts I may have later— sort of like a dessert amuse-bouche! 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. (SC)

Tapioca Pudding Bangkok Cuisine It’s served in warm coconut milk, just like your mom may or may not have made. What’s not to love? 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. (AP)

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Chocolate Sin Cake Ruth’s Chris Steak House Rich, dense layers of—oh, yes—sinfully good chocolate and espresso that I once suggested might be used in lieu of morphine in addiction treatment centers across the nation. And if it’s wrong to eat this cake, I don’t want to be right.

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Chocolate Diablo Cake Fred’s Mexican Cafe This is Fred’s one and only dessert, which I suppose makes it the restaurant’s signature dessert. The devil certainly played a role in the in this wonderfully evil concoction of chocolate mousse, brownie chunks and whipped cream. 2492 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. (AP)

Chocolate Chocolate Tower Outback Steakhouse This dessert is soooooo chocolatey, the only way Outback could describe it to customers is by putting chocolate twice in its name. It had to be that way.

It may be difficult to picture eating so much chocolate after one of their delicious slabs of prime cut beef but not impossible. Besides, beef and chocolate go hand in hand, mate. This tower is aptly named for what seems an endless layer upon layer of chocolate cake and

dark fudgy frosting. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400; 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. (JR)

Chocolat Pot de Crème Penne Pasta I’ll admit it—I’m addicted to this light mousse cup of chocolate with chocolate drops and caramel drizzles. Even to the point of driving all the way to Lahaina from Wailuku just to get it. Aside from being perfect because it’s made with CHOCOLATE, it’s a refined dessert in an unpretentious setting, which makes me all the more comfortable to scarf the whole thing down by myself before my bellyaching drive back. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. (SC)

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Top 5 Desserts That Have Fruit Triple Berry Pie David Paul’s Blueberries and raspberries and strawberries, oh my! Or is it, blackberries and blueberries and raspberries?

Well, whatever. I’m sure David Paul’s Lahaina Grill, esteemed “Best Maui Restaurant” winner for the past 14 years in a row according to the Honolulu Magazine readers’ poll, knows how to pick the most luscious berry combination for their signature dessert. And not a pie to rest on its, uh, berries, the Triple Berry Pie is also served with vanilla bean ice cream, raspberry sauce and whipped cream, with a extra dollop of me, drooling off to the side. 127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5117. (SC)

Inside-Out Banana Cream Pie Main Street Bistro It’s just what the name implies—slice a couple bananas lengthwise, arrange them in an X, then cover them with cream pie filling, drizzled caramel and pie crust crumbles. I made three mistakes the first time I ordered this wonder. First, I shared it with just one other

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person—two or even three others dipping in would have been preferable.

Second, I found it so delicious I rapidly ate nearly three quarters of it at one sitting (which reminded me that bananas, caramel and pie filing aren’t exactly light on the stomach, especially when consumed at a frightening pace). And third, I ate it just a few hours before I was to sit on a panel with other journalists and talk about media ownership. Yeah, that went real smoothly... 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

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Passion Fruit Mousse Market St. Café Imagine, if you will, a short but stout cylinder of passion fruit mouse—thick enough to hold its shape but creamy enough to yield to the slightest fork pressure—topped with whipped cream, a thin wafer cookie and then drizzled with strawberry sauce, and garnished with a couple translucent lemon and lime slices. Now go get it. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. (AP)

Oh my goodness, if you’ve never eaten the apple strudel at Moana Café, go get one now! It also comes in cherry. It’s the perfect strudel. Ever since my girlfriend and I tried one it’s the first thing we order when sitting down for lunch at Moana Café. Yes first–before tasting their delicious lamb wrap; before tackling their awesome seared ahi wrap; before even ordering drinks. We might even finish off the meal with a second one. And take one to go, too. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999. (JR)

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The quintessential Hawaiian dessert is sort of a cross between pudding and Jello. The creamy coconut flavor pudding served in a square you can pick up with your hands. It’s delicious, light and the perfect finale to your Hawaiian plate lunch. At Aloha Mix Plate you don’t even have to order it, it just comes with your Hawaiian plate, but if you wanted to get their amazing chow fun instead, it will just cost you a dollar more for the haupia.

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Top 5 More Or Less Healthy Desserts Vegan Chocolate Cake Veg Out Here’s a transcript of actual dialogue between two people tasting this cake for the first time: “This is the best chocolate cake I have ever had.”

“Mmmm… This cake is like steak.”

“How?” “It’s hearty.”

“I know! How do they get that goodness in there and still be vegan?!” 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. (AP)

Carrot Cake Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods Let’s be serious here—carrot cake just sounds healthy because it’s got root vegetables in it. I don’t feel the least bit guilty eating Hawaiian Moons’ carrot cake for breakfast or sharing it with my one-year-old. It’s got tiny shavings of carrot throughout and walnuts and is topped with a delightful cream cheese frosting. Hawaiian Moons has a terrific deli, as well as chocolate pudding, chocolate decadence cake, tapioca and pineapple cheesecake. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. (JR)

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Ohana Café This is no mere cookie. About the size of a compact disc and yay thick, it comes individually wrapped in plastic.

And unlike most oatmeal raisin cookies, this one has a kick to it. “It’s spicy and distinctive,” was how a friend described it. Spicy and distinctive—sounds like this girl I used to know… Anyway, like all the desserts at Ohana Café, the cookie is vegan and wheat-free. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. (AP)

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Carrot-Orange Muffin Café Marc Aurel Chefs are interesting people—a lot friendlier than your standard chemist, but holding many of the traits typically associated with mad scientists.

For instance, what on earth was going through the mind of the first person that mixed carrots and oranges? And yet we have carrot-orange soup, carrotorange salad, carrot-orange cake and, at Café Marc Carrot-Orange Muffin from Café Marc Aurel Aurel, a wonderful carrotorange muffin that gives you just the bless our God-given vessels with low right combination of Vitamin C and sugsugar, salt and fat diets. 1237 Lower ary icing. Mmm… icing. 28 N. Market Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774. (JR) St., Wailuku, 244-0852. (AP)

Sugar Free, Fat Free Banana Cream Pie AK’s Café At least Elaine Rothermel, the chef and owner of AK’s Café, is looking out for those folks trying to keep their sugar and fats in check. I can’t think of another restaurant that has a dessert that a diabetic can order. You don’t have to give up taste with this pie, either—delicious cream, bananas and crust are all present. Her little café has all kinds of healthy entrees for those of us trying to

Top 5 Desserts To Go Chocolove Bars Working in an office environment definitely has its perks, from time to time.

Like the Chocolove bar bribery, for instance, that former Maui Time Weekly associate Heidi King used to dole out to me in order to quell my tyranny over her calendar-editing domain. On those spe-

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cial days, she’d breeze into my office with a sweet, knowing smile, and quickly hand over the Belgian Dark, Strong Dark, Extra Strong Dark, Raspberries in Dark or Cherries and Almonds in Dark Chocolate bar, while she’d read to me the love poem on the inside wrapper— and I’d stuff my face with its contents like Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The poems, like the chocolate, are all swoon-worthy classics. But it just so happens that my favorite poem, “She Walks in Beauty” by Lord Byron, also accompanies my favorite flavor, the 77 percent cocoa, extra strong dark Chocolove. Available island-wide. (SC)

Hana Bar CJ’s Deli It’s pretty much your standard epic pastry, styled out with vanilla ice cream and a mango-apricot glaze. Hey, the judges at Taste of Lahaina gave it Best Dessert a couple years ago. Fairway Shops in Ka`anapali, 667-0968. (AP)

Brownie Dips Dominos So you just pick up the phone, dial B for brownie and then this delivery guy and a gooey fudge square with

legs show up at your door. You may think you’re having a surreal moment but when you come back to reality you have actually eaten a whole pizza and a box of chocolate fudgy squares that you dipped in chocolate before washing it back with a soda, all without leaving the couch. Yeah, it’s Twilight Zone dessert time. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6000. ( JR)

Chocolate Chip Cookie John Paul Fine Foods If you don’t feel like cooking but still have a taste for a gourmet home-cooked supper, John Paul Fine Foods is deli chock full of, like they say, fine foods.

They have excellent items such as salmon poisson cru, spinach salad, couscous, duck confit and macaroni and cheese. It’s best to top off your order with their chocolate chip cookie. It’s spectacular and worth the $2 price tag.

Full of chocolate chunks (not just chips) and baked crisp on the outside, tender within, it’s got this yummy exotic flavor you can’t quite pinpoint—nutmeg or something. Well, they aren’t handing out the recipe so you’ll just have to go try it for yourself. 81 Makawao Ave, Pukalani.

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Top 5 Frozen Desserts Maui Gelato Paradise Café/Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill Paradise Café sells a lot of flavors of this popular Italian ice cream-like substance—dairy-free strawberry, mango, chocolate, mint—but hold out for the “Maui Gelato,” which tastes like coconut. Unless you’re one of those

rare freaks out there who eschews coconut, in which case you can get a cup of another flavor or just take a hike. For those who don’t want to drive all the way to the Ka`ahumanu Center, Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar sells the stuff, too, so now you have no excuses.

Paradise Café, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 893-2233; Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. (AP)

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This little wonder starts with a plain, ordinary scoop of vanilla ice cream, which is then rolled in graham cracker crumbs. Nothing particularly difficult there, but then it’s plopped into the fryer for the briefest of moments. Then the fried ice cream scoop gets placed into a crispy tortilla shell that’s been virtually painted with cinnamon, and finally doused with honey and walnuts. It is divine. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-5588. (AP)

Sundae and Shakes Cool Cat Cafe There’s nothing like a nice cool treat on a hot day in Lahaina. When you’ve got to cool down in what’s got to be the hottest town in Maui–perhaps even Hawai`i–then head up to the third floor of the Wharf. There you can get a sundae at Cool Cat Cafe done up the old fashioned way. Cozy up with your latest crush over hot fudge and whip cream with a cherry on top. Not crushin’? Then sit at the bar while you suck down a malt with a little shot of Bailey’s Irish cream and swoon over Howard Ahia’s vocals.

Either way you’ll cool your heels in a sweet way. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908. (JR)

Top 5 Desserts That Contain Liquor Kaiserschmarren Spago Mmm… Kaiserschmarren. Just saying it sends a thrill throughout my body. Well, you know how I love German words, too.

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Chocolate Martini from I’o crème fraiche set atop a bed of fresh strawberries surrounded by a moat of Gewurtzraminer-strawberry sauce. Have this with a glass of Dolce—a rare wine from Napa Valley that is referred to as “Liquid Gold”—and you, too, will be mouthing the word “Kaiserschmarren” well into your dreams. Quite honestly, I recently had a multi-course meal at Spago Wailea and would have to say I’d consider just about everything that came out of the kitchen, dessert-worthy. Even the chef.

No, I kid. But I’m not joking about that $130 Japanese Wagyu steak. I might even forgo chocolate for that one—just don’t touch my Kaiserschmarren. Four Seasons Resort,Wailea, 874-8000. (SC)

Tiramisu Casanova Like pizza, tiramisu is an Italian delicacy with many variations. But, I have to say, of all the tiramisus I’ve tried so far, Casanova gets those cocoa-sprinkled, soft, fluffy, rum-soaked layers of cake, mascarpone and zabaglione down to perfection. Oh, there’s also some espresso in there, which only partly explains the translation, “pick-me-up.” The other, perhaps more interesting reasons go back to the debatable origins of tiramisu.

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Le Panier De Fruits De Saison Parfumes Au Grand Marnier Chez Paul Can we say, “Ooh la la?” I can’t help it, along with the cheese (which Chez Paul also has listed as a dessert), the French really know how to serve it up simple and fresh… and with liquor! Them’s my kind of people. Loosely translated, this dessert features fresh seasonal berries with Grand Marnier and crème fraiche.

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CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m.

385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080.

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-8:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MF, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 2441124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

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Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 2440852. $$

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Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. SuF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

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Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 8710828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. MSa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese.

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.

Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2 p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. 1486 Hoonapililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

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Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m., Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-6000. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8799033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais & Rock N Roll Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m., Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875 - 9669. $

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Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

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Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$

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Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 5721488. $

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor.

Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 410 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m.

Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 8748000. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

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Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

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South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m.

3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Cafe O’ Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

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Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

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Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380.

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 5759588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

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Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., 6672003. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 6613322. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic.

Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:309:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomatoes Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks.

Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.

126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 - 10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Hyatt Kaanapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 6674727. $$$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6617082. $

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 6672663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Wainee St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close.

669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

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DININGLISTINGS Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6650512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 6614300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style.

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 410 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

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Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636. $

Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro.

M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m.

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su-Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr-Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Kaanapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$.

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

FRIDAY 9:30p-12:30a

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

SONNY B SATURDAY 9:30p-12:30a

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

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Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Dinner Menu Served ‘Til Midnight 661-7082 Dickenson Square 180 Dickenson St.

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No Doubt? No Duh! Friday (Mar. 23), 9 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [ROCK TRIBUTE] You know you’ve made it when you have a tribute band and/or impersonator in your honor. Key examples of this are: Elvis, Tom Jones, Paris Hilton (unfortunately, I am serious), and No Doubt. I love No Doubt!

They are sooooo senior year! The greatest thing about the whole No Doubt/Gwen Stefani thing is that her music has evolved and changed over the past decade and she has somehow managed to stay really cool, even while married to the lead singer of Bush. Talent! Anyway, No Duh is the No Doubt tribute band from California and they are supposed to rock steady. They have performed with No Doubt—Gwen Stefani even says, “They’re amazing!”—and celebrities often speckle the crowds of their concerts. Call Paradice Bluz for more info: 667-5299. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Movement of Jah People Friday (Mar. 23), 6 p.m. at War Memorial Stadium [REGGAE] Hey, you know what this weekend calls for?

That’s right, kids—a reggae festival. This one features Grammy Award-winning masters Inner Circle and Third World headlining, with reggae superstar Pam Hall and Mauibased Free Spirits opening the Exodus Reggae Concert Series. All-ages.

Gates open at 4 p.m.

Tickets: $30-$35. For more info visit www.exodusconcertseries.com or call 573-3115.

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NIGHTLY SPECIALS ~ DINNER NIGHTLY 5PM - 9PM 1881 S. Kihei Rd. Foodland Shopping Center Reservations 879-0133

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Saturday (Mar. 24), 11 a.m. at the Lahaina Cannery Mall [ICE SCULPTING EXHIBITION] It always amazes me what man can accomplish when presented with tools. Seriously, it’s like, “Hey, here’s some frozen water, a pick and a chainsaw—have at it!” and then a while later you look back and it’s turned into something like a three-foot goldfish jumping out of a bowl. How in the hell does that happen? These people aren’t merely “Ice Sculptors,” they’re freaking sculpting ninjas! This Saturday, professional ice carvers from Japan, New York, Honolulu and Maui showcase their unique and fascinating artistic style by sculpting a single block of ice into a breathtaking work of art. Yeah, I’ll drive to Lahaina for that. Free. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 121 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 661-5304. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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Party with the Duke!

Saturday (Mar. 24), 11:30 a.m. at the Dunes at Maui Lani Restaurant [REPUBLICAN PARTY CONVENTION] If there’s a political party that likes to party, it’s the Republican Party. And of all the 50 state parties Hawai`i’s Republican Party parties the hardest.

I mean, look around: they’ve got an ironclad, hardened steel LOCK on the offices of Governor and Lt. Governor.

For all intents and purposes, the Democrats didn’t even show up to run against Linda Lingle and James “Duke” Aiona. They just walked in and walloped the Democrats like they own the place, which they do. Of course, the Democrats dominate both the state House of Representatives and the Senate with dictatorial majorities, but really, all those guys do is write the laws. The real fun is in the Governor’s Mansion! That’s why the local Maui County Republican Party Convention is going to be such a blast. They’re going to elect party officers!

And special guest star Aiona will be on hand to speak! And possibly answer questions! Just keep in mind that these are Republicans, so the buffet lunch costs $20. For more info, call 870-1994.

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Karajoke Saturday (Mar. 24), 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC [COMEDY] This weekend showcases the Asian Kings of Comedy, which features local comedian Paul Ogata (and winner of “the funniest AsianAmerican Comedian in the U.S.” at the nationwide TakeOut Comedy Competition), one of the godfathers of Asian-American standup comics and lactose-intolerant sufferer Shecky Wong from Showtime, laid-back Filipino comedian Edwin San Juan from BET, and the edgy Korean comic with middle-class Irish parents, Kevin Shea from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who says (in a July 8, 2005 San Francisco Chronicle article), “People need to know that Asian comedy is about more than Dat Phan.” Tickets: $35. For info call 242-2787 or visit online at www.mauiarts.org.

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Ghetto Theme Park Terrence Howard goes off track With the success of last year’s exceptional films Hustle & Flow and Crash, Terrence Howard’s career has become a bellwether for the plight of the black actor in America. He’s a vanguard for the next generation following at the heels of performers like Don Cheadle, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith and Forest Whitaker. Based on the true story of inspirational swim coach Jim Ellis, a beacon of community renewal in 1970’s Philadelphia, Pride blends that era’s racial and economic realities into a Hollywood smoothie of

Pride

★★★★★ Rated PG/108 mins.

formulaic pablum. A funk inflected musical score screams out “good times” from every other scene, and the miscasting of Tom Arnold and Bernie Mac in supporting roles provides an unintended jocular static. Pride portrays an unrecognizable version of America’s racial sadness that Charles Burnett’s 1977 film Killer of Sheep examined thoughtfully in the context of a Watts ghetto.

Jim Ellis (Howard) fights with a white police officer on the deck of a swimming pool where his high school

team of all black swimmers has been disallowed from competing against an all white squad. Ellis’ subsequent arrest and incarceration are hidden from the audience so that the story can lurch forward, from the mid-’60s to 1973, after he has graduated from college and is looking for a job in academics. The screenwriters are in such a rush to get a pat on the back for “demonstrating uncommon valor” that they ignore the painful event that the audience needs to calculate the maturing of Jim Ellis’ character.

Instead, Terrence Howard, the actor, is relegated to modeling duties with a wardrobe of crisp and stylish shirts that further obscure Jim Ellis, the man. This isn’t simply a chapter from modern black history lite; it’s a commercial for a cinematic ghetto theme park we can visit anytime we like and feel all right about it. You don’t have to feel too uncomfortable about a rival swim team’s racist coach because it’s Tom Arnold in the role.

After being condescended to during an interview for a job at a Philadelphia college, Ellis takes a low-level city assignment closing down the Marcus Foster recreational center in an impoverished neighborhood called Nicetown. On his first day, Ellis encounters a group of energetic boys playing basketball outside the center just a few feet from where a local drug lord plies his trade.

Inside the disused facility that houses an empty swimming pool, indolent maintenance man Elston (Bernie Mac) puts up a gruff affront that Ellis dutifully ignores as he starts boxing up the mountains of

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Upon filling the pool using only a garden hose—Ellis has plenty of time since he’s taken up residence on a cot—he informs the boys outside that they can swim if they adhere to the pool rules of “no clowning.”

With their basketball hoop confiscated by the city, the youngsters engage Ellis to share his swimming skills with them. In a blink, the motley group becomes a fullfledged swim team with the addition of an experienced girl swimmer who wafts into the pool out of nowhere.

Loaded words like “pride” and “hero”

obfuscate the real work of everyday people who follow their inner voices to make the world around them better. Pride is a movie that suggests Jim Ellis’ arrest before college gave him something that he could never live down. It fails to show what that experience truly entailed, and how this irrepressible man absorbed it to become a guiding force for generations of kids. Pride mitigates and collapses its subject into a pop mentality, afraid of the trouble it aspires to disclose. It is a cowardly and cynical movie. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Mar 28

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 God Grew Tired of Us - PG - Wed only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

GOD GREW TIRED OF US - (PG) Documentary - Brad Pitt produces this heartwarming film about a small group of boys from Sudan who come to America is search of a new life. 86 min. (Liliana Begley)

New This Week HILLS HAVE EYES 2 - (R) - Horror - Oh dear. Cannabilistic mutants are waiting patiently for more poor unfortunate souls to come their way in the hills, where the illfated Carter family (from the first movie) once lived. 100 min. (LB) LAST MIMZY - (PG) - Family, Adventure Two kids, brother and sister, find a mysterious box filled with what appears to be “toys.” Weird stuff starts to happen, they get freakishly smart and get all X-Men-ish with strange powers. 105 min. (LB) PRIDE - (PG) - Sports, Drama, Biopic Terrence Howard stars as Jim Ellis, who in 1973 turned a motley band of troubled teens into Philadelphia’s first AfricanAmerican swim team. Just because it happened in real life doesn’t make it any less of a cliché. 108 min. (Anthony Pignataro) REIGN OVER ME - (R) - Drama - Two college roomies meet up at a pivotal time in each of their lives. One guy has lost his whole family and is withdrawn and the other is freaking out because he’s overwhelmed by his family. The grass is always greener...

128 min. (LB) SHOOTER - (R) - Action, Adventure - An exMarine Corps sniper gets returns to action, then gets pissed when the most powerful people in government double-cross him.

Like that never happened when he was in the service. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Danny Glover. 106 min. (AP) TMNT - (PG) - Action, Family - That would be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I have been waiting 20 years for this movie. I’ve

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Wow, look at those guns! always had a secret thing for Casey Jones and Michaelangelo. Good thing I can use my five-year old as an excuse to go! 90 min. (LB)

Now Showing 300 - (R) - Action, Adventure - Movie adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel adaptation of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, in which 300 brave Spartans fought Persian King Xerxes and his entire army, allowing the slightly less brave but really, really smart Athenians to escape and invent democracy. 106 min. (Anthony Pignataro) AMAZING GRACE - (PG) - Drama - Fancy costumes is the perk here. The movie is about William Wilberforce (say that out loud) who tried to get rid of slavery in the 18th century British Empire. 111 min. (LB) ASTRONAUT FARMER - (PG) - Comedy - Billy Bob Thornton plays the civilian hero fulfilling his personal dream, as the government whines of the threat that he and his family poses. A family must-see. 104 min. (KS) BLACK SNAKE MOAN - (R) - Drama - Samuel Jackson and Christina Ricci star in this twisted tale of mending broken hearts... by beating people and chaining them to a radioator while versing scripture. I think I like it. Where’s my crop? Lily’s been a bad, bad girl... 115 min. (LB) BREACH - (PG-13) - Thriller - Chris Cooper plays Robert Hanssen, real life FBI agent turned Cold War commie spy. 110 min. (AP) BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA - (PG) - Fantasy An 11-year-old boy and a shunned girl classmate create a magical world of trolls and giants for kicks. 95 min. (AP) DEAD SILENCE - (R) - Horror - Dummies in a horror movie! Never seen that one before. Saw must be getting boring if the makers have turned to playing with dolls. A ventriloquist’s worst nightmare. 90 min. (Kira Sabini) GHOST RIDER - (PG-13) - Action, Comic Motorcycle stuntman Johnny Blaze (Nicholas Cage, who’s a little old to be playing a “motorcycle stuntman”) sells his soul to save his girl and then gets super powers that let him ride around while on fire. Would love to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this one. 114 min. (AP)

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Breach - PG13 - Th only 12:05, 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th only 12:10, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10, 9:25 Dead Silence - R - Th 12:20, 2:40, 4:55, 7:30, 9:40; F-W 11:45, 2:45, 4:55, 7:30, 9:40 Hills Have Eyes 2 - R - F-W 11:15, 1:20, 3:25, 5:30, 7:45, 10 Last Mimzy - PG - F-W 11:30, 2, 4:25, 7, 9:15 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Th only 12:30, 2:50, 5:15, 7:35, 9:45 Norbit - PG13 - Th only 12, 2:15, 4:35, 7, 9:30 Reign Over Me - R - F-W 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 Reno 911: Miami - Th only 12:15, 2:30, 4:30, 6:45, 9:10 Shooter - R - F-W 11, 1:45, 4:40, 7:25, 10:10 TMNT - PG - F-W 11, 1, 3, 5:15, 7:15, 9:30

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 300 - R - Th 1, 4:05, 7, F-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th only 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Last Mimzy - PG - F-W 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Premonition - PG13 Th 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, F-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Shooter - R - F-W 1, 4:05, 7, 9:40 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th only 1:15, 4:15, 7:15

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) 300 - R - Th 1:15, 4, 7, 9:40; F-W 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th only 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 9:20 Last Mimzy - PG - F-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10 Premonition - PG13 - Th 1, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50, FW 1, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Th only 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 9:55 Shooter - R - F-W 1:15, 4, 6:50, 9:30

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I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE - (R) - Chris Rock plays Richard Cooper, a guy who has it all—good wife, good job, everything’s cherry. The only problem is he’s a complete horndog who can’t stop fantasizing about every chick he meets. A hot old friend pops into his life and his fidelity’s on the line. What’s a guy to do? Gee... Don’t get me started. 94 min. (LB) LIVES OF OTHERS - (R) - Foreign - Moral Nazis? You think you know what you would do in this situation but you just don’t. Peeping tom Nazi watches a freedom writer. 137 min. (KS) MUSIC AND LYRICS - (R) - Romantic ComedyDrew Barrymore fills Hugh Grant’s life with needed words. But will he use them to find love or the pop-star girlfriend of his manager’s dreams? 106 min. (KS) NORBIT - (PG13) - Comedy - Eddie Murphy stars in this comedy about a born-loser trying to win over his true love. 110 min. (LB) NUMBER 23 - (R) - Thriller - Jim Carrey stars as some tripped-out guy whose life gets really crazy after he becomes obsessed with the number 23.

For the record, I have always found Carrey disturbing. This is just proof. 95 min. (LB) PREMONITION - (PG-13) - Thriller - Oh, no! My husband’s cheating on me and won’t listen when I say to stay home. Whatever shall I do? Bullock scrambles to make sense of time that just won’t flow in order of event sequence.110 min. (KS) RENO 911: MIAMI - (R) - Comedy - Finally, finally, FINALLY, one of Comedy Central’s funniest shows gets the big screen treatment. All your favorite Reno Sheriffs deputies—including Lt. Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon), complete with moustache and short shorts—head to a cops convention in Miami, which is then attacked by bio-terrorists. 84 min. (AP) WILD HOGS - (PG13) - Comedy - A group of four middle-aged family-type guys set off on an adventure on steel horses. John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence star in this tale of male midlife crisis. 110 min. (LB) ZODIAC - (R) - Thriller - David Fincher directs Mark Ruffalo, Jake Gyllenhaal and (sigh) Robert Downey Jr. in this suspenseful scare-fest based on actual case files. Warning: this killer destroys more than just lives; investigators may lose their minds. 98 min. (KS)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 300 - R - F-Su 12:45, 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45; M-W 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45 Amazing Grace - NR - Th-W 1:35, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 Astronaut Farmer - PG - Th 2:25, 5; Fr-W 1:40, 4:05 Black Snake Moan - R - Th 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50; F-W 7:10, 9:50 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 I Think I Love My Wife - R -Th, M-W 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50; F-Su 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Lives of Others - R - F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:35, 9:35; M-W 3:30, 6:35, 9:35 Number 23 - R - Th 7:25, 10, F-W 5 Premonition - PG13 - Th, M-W 1:30, 2:25, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40, 7:15, 9:15, 9:40; F-Su 12:05, 1:30, 2:25, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40, 7:15, 9:15, 9:40 Pride - PG - F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55; MW 2:25, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45, F-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 Zodiac - R - Th 4:30, 8, F-W 1:35, 8

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Astronaut Farmer - PG - Th only 1:15, 4 Breach - PG13 - Th only 7:15, 9:45 Hills Have Eyes 2 - R - F, M-W 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 11, 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30 I Think I Love my Wife - R - Th 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30; F-W 9:50 Pride - PG - F, M-W 1, 4:15, 7:15; Sa-Su 10:30, 1, 4:15, 7:15 TMNT - PG - F, M-W 1:30, 4, 7:30, 9:40, Sa-Su 11:15, 1:30, 4, 7:30, 9:40 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th only 3:24, 6:09, 9:31, 11:44

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MARCH 22, 2007

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Make It Sweet A look at four local dessert cookbooks

101 Great Desserts

Heavenly Island Desserts

by Cheryl Chee Tsutsumi

By Susan F. Shizuru

This is a high-quality, spiral-bound cookbook filled with glossy color photos and enticing desserts from the finest restaurants in Hawai`i—and all your high-end faves from Maui. Now you, too, can impress the fam with your rendition of the Chocolate Paté from I`o, the Green Tea Brulee from the Banyan Tree, Passion Fruit Soufflé from Spago Wailea, Baked Hawai`i from Hula Grill and Sweet Avocado Mousse from Ma`alaea Grill. Plus, there’s a cool section on local gourmet product businesses and a listing of the best bakeries in Hawai`i. (Island Heritage Publishing, 2005, 182 pages)

If you just want a no-nonsense collection of family recipes, this is the book for you. Shizuru covers the gamut of desserts—cookies, bar cookies, cakes, pies, breads, breakfast desserts, etc.—and makes it simple for the busy working folk in Hawai`i to bake a quick haupia cake, macadamia nut tassies or creamy mango gelatin to take to the weekend potluck, or somebody’s godforsaken birthday at the office.

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Who doesn’t love cookies? And they’re just so easy to make! Well, that is, unless you’re like me, who’s a bit of an amateur with a baking sheet. Thankfully, Muriel Miura takes the mystery right out of the elusive cookie by giving in-depth “cookie basics” in things like cookie history, equipment, ingredients, measuring, decorating, storing, freezing and packing for mailing.

She then shows you how to make everything cookie, from your very own Tropical Thumbprint to the dignified Russian Tea cookie. There’s also an assortment of nobake cookies for you oven-phobes, which include Cherry Date Coconut drops, Hawaiian Energy Bars and Rum Balls. Yum. (Mutual Publishing Co., 2006, 152 pages)

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Exodus Reggae Concert - Friday, Mar. 23. Not that I’m complaining or anything, but what the heck is up with all these reggae concerts? Free Spirits, Inner Circle, Third World and Pam Hall are playing at the War Memorial Stadium. I saw Inner Circle play about 12 years ago and they were pretty awesome.

Holy smokes! 12 years ago? That was a La-la-la-laLong time ago. You caught that, right? Tickets: $35, $30, $25. www.exodusconcertseries.com.

No Duh - Friday, Mar. 23. So when I saw this flyer I was like, “Score! No Doubt’s coming to Maui?!”

Then I was like, “Oh, it’s No Duh. Duh... I think I would’ve known about No Doubt sooner than this.

And then I was like, well, let’s check this No Duh thing out, and then I was like, “Score! It’s like No Doubt only cheaper! Duh!” Like, yeah. Anyway, they are supposed to be really good and are celebrity endorsed. If they’re good enough for Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith and Gwen Stefani, they’re surely good enough for lil’ ol’ me. 9 p.m.

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Funny Asians - Saturday, Mar. 24. “The Asian Kings of Comedy” will be performing for one night only!

Don’t miss this chance to watch Paul Ogata, Shecky Wong, Edwin San Juan, and Kenn Shea. Tickets: $35.

7 p.m., MACC, Castle Theater, 242-7469.

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Dennis and David Kamakahi - Saturday, Mar. 24. Father and son duo. Dennis has played the slack key and `ukulele since childhood. He has more than 400 songs to his credit. Both father and son have Hoku Hanohano awards. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., MACC, McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469.

Buy Back the Beach - Saturday, Mar. 24. The Maui Coastal Land Trust is holding the 6th annual “Buy back the beach” event at the Old Lahaina Luau. Funds will be used to preserve and protect coastal land and open space on Maui. Tickets: $135. Call 244-5263 for more information.

TICKETS ON SALE Wynonna - Thu, Mar. 29. Wynonna Judd is coming to Maui. Wynonna holds gold, platinum and multiplatinum records for the over nine-million albums sold throughout her solo career. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., MACC, Castle Theater, 242-7469.

Spring Jam ‘07 - Sat, Mar. 31. This is a big one!

Island Soul Entertainment along with a herd of other sponsors are bringing Bone Thugs ‘N Harmony, Baby Bash, and the New NB Ridaz to Maui. Enough said, right? Tickets: $35, $30. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.

Krishna Das - Sun, Apr. 22. On tour in support of his new CD release, Flow of Grace-Chanting the Hanuman Chalisa. Bring your bhakti and join Krishna Das as he shares the magic and enchantment of kirtan to Maui. This program sold out last year, get your tickets early. Tickets: $25. 7 pm., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Dalai Lama - Wed, Apr. 25. Tenzin Gyatso, or “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama” will be speaking at the War Memorial Stadium. This event was originally scheduled to happen at the MACC but the public response was so great that it had to be moved! The topic of the speech is, “Eight Verses for Training the Mind: A Buddhist philosophical discourse.” Tickets: $20. 2-3 p.m., The War Memorial Stadium, 242-7469.

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Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:308 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, March 22 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intu-

itively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Sonar and Stuff - The Pacific Whale Foundation will be presenting a video on “update on high intensity sonar and current naval activities around the Hawaiian islands. Dr. Marsha Green to speak. 6 p.m., Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, Maalaea.

“Voices in Wartime” - “Voices in Wartime,” a 2005 film will be shown—it’s filled with images and words depicting the experiences of war. Open mic to follow. 6 p.m., MCC Kalama room 103.

FRIDAY, March 23 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free.

2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Be Like Angelina Jolie! - Keep up with the Jonses... the Jolie’s, Pitts, Madonna’s and Meg Ryan’s. Hawaii International Child is holding a general information session on adoption. Open to the public. 4:30-7 p.m., MCC Hale 216, 808-589-2367 ext. 207.

SATURDAY, March 24 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free.

1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Bridal Fair - I love bridal fairs. It’s so fun to watch a bunch of women get freaky-intense over wedding stuff while their very afraid-looking fiancés nod as though in a Percocet-induced stupor. I had a shotgun wedding so I didn’t get to enjoy this whole process. I was the one in a Percocetinduced stupor. Put on by the Maui Wedding Association. Free. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Tropical Plantation, 270-0307.

Ice Sculpting - Awesome. Seriously.

Professional carvers from Japan, Honolulu and Maui will be hacking, dicing, shaving and chainsawing blocks of ice into magnificent works of art.

Free. 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh, hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

SUNDAY, March 25 Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Line Dancing - Every Sunday. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

TUESDAY, March 27 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

WEDNESDAY, MarCH 28 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5732424.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three

DA KINECALENDAR months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

Essential Oils - Intro lecture on the benefits of essential oils by Thomas Von Rottenburg, a natropath and hydro therapist from Berlin. $15. 6-8:30 p.m., Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani, Wailuku, 249-0254.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Ocean Center Fun - Now-Mar. 26. In celebration of their 9th anniversary, The Maui Ocean

Center will be hosting activities for kids provided by non-profits. That’s the activities that are provided by the non-profits, not the kids... Anyway, everyday will be something different. Before you get the kids all excited, don’t forget that you still have to pay to get into the Center. It’s worth it. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7089.

Stressing about Spring Break? - Now-Mar. 30. Yeah, I know. Spring break used to be fun. Now that you’re all grown up it’s not about seeing how many times you can make out on your mom’s couch without her freaking out about it, and all about finding someplace to send your kids... so they’re not making out (with that creepy neighbor kid) on your couch. The YMCA is here to help. Sign up now for the Spring Break program—the kids can do fun stuff like archery, basketball, cooking, theater etc. while you work. Sounds like fun. 242-9007.

Lucky Ducks - Mon-Fri, now through Mar. 30.

Okay, so ducks don’t live in the ocean, but they do like water. Close enough. The Maui Ocean Center is holding a spring ocean camp that frankly, kicks some major ass: crab fishing, arts and crafts, shark feeding, etc. Kids these days are so lucky. Punks. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7085.

Here a Bear, There a CheerBear - Sign up’s going on daily now until Mar. 30. Contact Chrissy for more info. Keiki Time, Maui Mall, 280-3019.

Sleeping with the Fishes - Sat, Mar. 24. How cool is this? Kids can spend the night at the Maui Ocean Center—pizza party, pancakes, scavenger hunt and more. I think I may pose as a 10-year-old just so I can go. Thank God puberty wasn’t very eventful for me! $55. 5:30 p.m.-8 a.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would

like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Selling on the Internet - Thu, Mar 22. The topic of this lecture is on the “sales and distribution” of selling your art, books and music on the Internet. $45. 12:30-4:30 p.m., Maui County Business andResource Center, 873-8247.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Smarter Than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center.

Great American Cleanup - Now through Mar 31. Get off your butt and go pick up all that litter you threw out your car window last week. You don’t need to be sentenced community service to participate in community cleanup and beautification, you know. Various island locations, 877-2524.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

12 oz PRIME RIB FANTASTIC MEAL–GREAT PRICE! Early Bird Special

Only $12.95 844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

Master Yoda - Okay, so I got you to look.

Actually, it’s Aikido. Every Tue in March, an adult and teen intro course to Ki-Aikido will take place Upcountry. $40 for the course. 7-9 p.m., Pukalani Community Center, 244-5165.

Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 perclass. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Psychotic Runners - Sat, Mar. 24. As a recovering ex-cross country runner, I can vouch that runners are crazy. Exhibit A: The Valley Isle Road Runner’s Run to the Sun. Runners RUN from Maui Mall to Haleakala... and they pay to do it! Crazy to super insane. I love it! $125 individual, $200 relay teams. 4:30 a.m., Maui Mall, 280-4893.

Windsurfing - Daily, Mar. 25- Apr. 1. The Maui No Ka Oi Pro Windsurfing triple Crown is getting close.

This means one thing: lots of hot guys in Paia.

Score! See ya at Milagros! Free to spectators.

North Shore, Maui, 575-7335.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins. 6:30 p.m., Front Street, 661-6284.

Jan Shaner - Every Thu in March. Plein Air artist Jan Shaner will be demonstrating the techniques she uses in creating her Maui landscapes in which she captures incredible color and light. Noon-3 p.m., Maui Hands, Paia. 579-9245.

Bob Hoffmeyer - Every Wed in March. At the age of 65 Bob Hoffmeyer decided to take up creating glass art jewelry. His work is truly stunning.

Meet with the artist and view his work. 5-9 p.m., Maui Hands, Hyatt Regency Kaanapali, 667-7997.

Always Serving Late ‘til 11pm Fantastic Margaritas!

FREE

Chips & Salsa

with any meal purchase 2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

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BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BOCALINO/TIP-UPS TAVERN

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Thursday 03/22

Friday 03/23

Saturday 03/24

Sunday 03/25

Monday 03/26 – Wednesday 03/28

Willie K

Wild 105

Club Bing

Call for details

WED - Ultra Fab Night

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

Tom Cherry $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Martini Night, TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Tom Cherry

Chavez- Drumming

Pau Hana Party!

T-Shirt Show Reception

Natural Feeling and Sudden Rush

Closed for renovations

Versatile $10, 10pm

Conscious Healing $7, 10pm

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Marty Dread $7, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Third World and Inner Circle Party

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover WED - Wine Tasting Closed for Renovations

MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays

Salsa $5, 10pm DJ $10, 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114

Open Stage

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m., The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Shirley Hartley - Every Tue in March. Shirley’s “Island Memories” is being featured at the Lahaina Art Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery. Check out her oil paint and palette knife technique. Gallery hours Daily 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Lahaina Art Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery, 661-0111.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Uncle Jobe, Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4pm

Open Stage

KNUI 900 AM.

Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia.

All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. 6-9 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 5-8:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Focus Green - Wed, Mar. 21. “Conversations on Climate Change” by David Suzuki. 8 p.m., Akaku 53.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;.

Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

TV/RADIO

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m.,

Dr. Marsha Green - Fri, Mar. 23. Green will be a guest on “On the Upside” with Teri Lawrence. 121 p.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Kamehameha School - Fri, Mar. 23. Annual song contest to be broadcast live. 7 p.m., KMKK 102.3 FM and KUMU 94.7 FM. Focus Green - Fri, Mar. 23. “Conversations on Climate Change” by David Suzuki. 7:30 p.m., Akaku 53.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed, Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri, Dave Carroll; Tue, Jazz Night; Every other Thu, Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat, Howard Ahia. Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

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Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower

MARCH 22, 2007

MON-WED - Open Stage

Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

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WED - DjBlast, 9:45pm

Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Sat, Joshua. 7-10

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Thursday 03/22 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Friday 03/23

Saturday 03/24

MGM No cover, 9pm

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

Jared 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

L Dog 10pm

TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

DJ Cronic No cover, 10pm

Danny Murray $5, 10pm

DJ Cronic No cover, 10pm

TBA the band 10pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Sunday 03/25

Monday 03/26 – Wednesday 03/28

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

MON -Crunch Pups10 pm WED - DJ Brudda Dave10pm

DJ mix 10pm

p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

DJ mix 10pm

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

JD’s Band 8:30pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Send your listings and

Mele Mele Lounge - Nightly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

photos for the Da Kine Calendar to

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900

calendar@mauitime.com

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

or fax (808) 244-0446

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea

EAST MAUI

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/22 LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Friday 03/23

Saturday 03/24

LAWA

Plate Lunch All Stars

Crunch Pups

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - DJ Nexus & Stripbeat, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;

Call for details

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Call for details

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

WED - Karaoke, 9pm Call for details

MAUI BREWING CO.

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - Comuter DJ, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10 pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10 pm

MON - Dj Tara, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Howard Ahia, No cover, 10 pm; WED - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Throbbing Thursdays

No Duh

Natural Vibes

Reggae Night w/Paakai

MON - Dollar Balla; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Live Music w/Anden

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Adam Irish No cover, 10pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Tony Rae $3, 9pm

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Voted “Maui’s Best”

3(;, 50./; +0505.

KAPALUA - Thursday and Friday KIHEI - Thursday thru Saturday 10pm to 1am - Guests 21 and over w/ID

50% OFF

Sushi and Appetizers FREE Karaoke Draft Beer and Sake Specials

669-6286

KIHEI TOWN CENTER

879-0004

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WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke 9pm

UNISAN

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Call for details WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

PARADICE BLUZ

Monday 03/26 – Wednesday 03/28

DJ Mackie No cover, 9:30pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Sunday 03/25

Closed

WED - David Choy Jazz Night, 8pm

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EMPLOYMENT

Wanted: FT Product Manager Requires Bachelor’s degree in Business Administration or equivalent, 2 years in product marketing in windsurfing/surfing products, concepts and target markets.

Weekend, evening work, international travel required. Send resume to: Naish Sails Hawaii, Attn.: Andrew Church, 810 Haiku Road, #387, Haiku, HI, 96708 or email to jobs@naishsails.com

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I’m fond of the way your mind works. You’re often able to cut through bullshit and achieve brilliant insights invisible to everyone else. What I don’t like about your mind is how you can forget your genius idea as soon as your next flash of inspiration strikes you, and leave it behind forever.

Then you do the same thing with this new idea when the next one comes along, forever leaving behind a bread-crumb trail of outstanding, undeveloped ideas. Keep those original concepts flowing—but don’t let yourself get carried away with each one. Pick one, and finish it, before you move on to the next.

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If you strip the glossy veneer of fame from a celebrity crush, you’ll notice they’re not necessarily much better-looking than some of the folks in your local coffee shop. Renown adds sex appeal points, no question. But let’s not be blinded by it. Isn’t it possible that you’re allowing the alluring sparkle of someone’s reputation (real or imagined) affect your perception of them? Peel some of that back, won’t you? Who is this person, really? Do your best to honestly assess them, free of outside influence, so you can have the kind of relationship with them you deserve: one of equals.

I moved to Germany three years ago, and I still laugh every time I see someone sporting that embarrassing (and astonishingly frequently practiced) socks-and-sandals fashion faux pas.

However, although I find it hysterical, I wouldn’t keep it from letting me get to know someone. It is, after all, a cultural difference, and a superficial one at that. Aren’t you getting hung up on something similarly trivial, which is keeping you from connecting with someone who might otherwise be a very good friend to you? The stars say yes. I say get over it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Acceptance is this week’s key word. Even your most trusted friends agree that you’ve done all you can regarding a certain troubling situation. You’ve spoken your piece, apologized and/or made restitution when necessary, and been there in times of trouble. You’ve even made personal changes. Yet the situation persists unaltered. It’s quite simply out of your hands. I think even you, in all your stubbornness, are tired of banging your head against this particular wall. Walk away. The only way anything will change is if whoever we’re talking about decides to walk after you—and that too, my darling, is not up to you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos don’t respond well to lack of freedom. You need choices. The irony is that the person who most often restricts you is you. Even quite tyrannical bosses will give their employees more flexibility than you sometimes allow yourself. Give yourself some options, won’t you? Even if they’re options you don’t like, you’ll thank yourself for it. (Today, for instance, I told myself: “Go write, or stay home and give the dog a bath.”) You’ll also get a hell of a lot more done, one way or another.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) At first, new technology is often resisted (even occasionally protested), then eventually embraced until it’s so incorporated into our daily existences that it’s hard to imagine life without it.

The telephone, television, cellphone, email, and even social networking websites have all gone through transitional periods like this. Ideas do, too, though it’s more subtle and harder to track. (Just look at how attitudes towards marriage and sex have mutated over the last half century for an example.) Your newest ideas (though on a much smaller scale) have to endure this gauntlet of resistance and eventual acceptance as well, so don’t be discouraged. Just be positive, patient, and stick to your guns.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Being your own taskmaster only goes so far. You can sternly tell yourself, “The deadline for this project is March 31st,” but it simply won’t carry as much weight as your boss warning you: “Get this done by the end of the month, or you’re fired.” You wouldn’t get shit done because you’re actually scared of your boss (hopefully). You’d finish your work because you wanted to keep your job.

You don’t need a boss. You need consequences, which are great motivators. Give yourself some.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’re not used to being overlooked. It just goes to show that even after you think you’ve experienced it all, there are new experiences to be had, even if they’re not all pleasant. Being forgotten or going unnoticed are never going to stand out as experiences you want to relive again and again, but they are ones you can learn from, and learn to live with. Someday, you’ll be glad you learned to cope with not getting the kind of attention you thrive on, and you’ll also appreciate that attention more, when you do get it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

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Full-Time: Starting at $29,500 per year Plus Benefits Part-Time: Starting at $14.14 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 25% Cost of Living Allowance) Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 • TTY: 1-800-887-5506

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I planted my balcony garden yesterday. Last year I focused entirely on my favorite bloom, and for one glorious month my balcony played host to dozens of gorgeous bobbing sunflowers—but was fairly barren the rest of the time, since I’d planted nothing else. This year, I decided to plant a “surprise” garden instead, sowing dozens of different kinds of seeds everywhere. You’ve also tried carefully cultivating a single crop (with both disastrous and brilliant results). However, you’d be better off trying my method this season. Plant many different things, and see what comes up. Have faith. Something great will sprout, something you could never have produced through planning.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) What you’re doing now is like holding your breath and diving underwater, as deep as you can. I get your caution: You’ve not only got to watch for sharks and sea snakes, but also monitor your oxygen supply, and make sure you turn back before you’re halfway out of breath. However, you’re playing it awfully safe, aren’t you? I don’t want you to drown in your own ambitions, but even you could throw caution to the winds a little, right now, couldn’t you? Go on, dive a little deeper. You can.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) What are you taking for granted? There are at least three things that you’re very lucky to have in your life—that most people lack, utterly—and you’re not appreciating them in the slightest. Well, watch out, baby, because this week’s catchphrase is “love it or lose it.” If you don’t give the best things in your life a little TLC and soon, they’re not likely to stick around much longer. Go on, get to it. You’re boring when you’re lonely and miserable, so it’s in everyone’s best interest that you make sure everyone you love (and therefore also yourself) feels as happy and appreciated as possible.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Pisces have a flexible relationship to the truth. It’s not that you lack morals; you’re simply quite amorphous beings. You also recognize that we all play different versions of ourselves in different contexts; our online personas differ from the ones we present to our friends and those we bring to work, for example. That yours contradict and often stand in direct opposition to one another is what some people can’t wrap their heads around. How can you go to environmental rallies on the weekends, and then put on a suit and work for Big Oil Monday morning? That’s an extreme example, but you embrace dichotomies like that all the time. This week, your job is to help the rest of us accept those contradictions with the same ease you do.

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Sex and Consequences Still tabulating those results from the Great American Sex Survey (Mar. 8, 2007). But I am a little surprised that last week’s column, “The Funhouse Mirror of Love,” elicited such an overwhelming and mixed response from you, my dear readers—much more, in fact, than the circled answers to my questions about your torrid (and not) lives in the sack. Am I to understand that you’d rather hear about my shit than tell me about yours? Fair enough. And, well, thank you for your support. And now, here are excerpts of what some of you said regarding my hapless relationship botching during the infamous birthday weekend:

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Dear Sam, Sorry to hear your b-day went so right and sooo wrong. It seems to me that you aren’t really ready to sacrifice your holoholo lifestyle to a long-term relationship and nothing wrong with that. It’s just coming to that realization is the painful part. It is more than a bit ironic you are doing an interview with the author of Men are Easy (another book you and I will never read). You might have to abandon the BF. He sounds too sensitive and why isn’t he out drinking with you—friend conflict?

-A Aloha girl, Don’t f—k this up. As I said to my husband of 15 years when we had the whirlwind romance across 3,000 miles—“don’t miss me... I could be someone real in your life.” As someone else once said to me, “never turn your back on love.” Your boyfriend is testing the waters and wants you to be about commitment—to time, your word, etc. I figure you’ll always want to do your own thing. Therein lies the tradeoff. Hubby told me when we got “committed” (and I felt I should be after two marriages) that I would probably keep doing it, until I get it right. Yeah, whatever; I’m still learning and so is he.

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Aloha Samantha, I was moved by your column this week and the story of your birthday. Your candid honesty of yourself is always provocative yet intrigue prompted me to contact you. I have been a recovering alcoholic for about five-plus years. I have led a life like yours—always looking for the next party, consumed with my inflated ego, having the least things set me off and constantly blaming others. Now I am not saying this is you but was me. Being on this island for some 25 years, I could walk into most any bar and have a drink waiting for me. Life was great for a long time but somewhere along the line the drugs and the booze did not hide my fragile, hidden feelings about myself anymore. I found the person I detested the most was me. So why am I telling you this? For some reason, I seemed to find some underlying call for help between the lines of the Holoholo Girl column. Perhaps I am wrong. I do not mean to offend either way, not my intention. I have always read with interest your column, perhaps remembering my old days living vicariously through you, I’m not really sure. I am attracted by your writing skills, your knowledge of the arts, being well read, etc. I suppose I just want you to know if you ever decide the partying life is not for you anymore, we’ll be saving a seat for you at our AA meetings. Perhaps one day we could meet for coffee, who knows, we might become friends. Take care of yourself.

-C Girl—I feel for you. My friend just wrote a book called Men Are Easy. It’s great bedside reading and is very simple and direct. I’m not making any money on this and have nothing to do with her book or promoting it but I think you might glean some good info about yourself and your beau if you read it. I’m pretty sure it’s still at Borders and on Amazon. Maybe he IS the right one for you. Maybe he’s not right now. You appear to be on the cusp of something. Figuring out what it is will be the interesting part.

-D Sorry—didn’t see you had already reviewed Men Are Easy [“You Can Change Him… Just Shut Up, Mar. 15, 2007]. So go ahead and read it!

- D, again Samantha Campos is currently entering negotiations for featuring her first full-length bio-novella entitled My Hot Latina Life in Spicy, Medium and Mild in the Oprah Book Club. MTW

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