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When Helicopters Crash Barely a week before two sightseeing helicopters crashed just four days apart on Kauai, killing five and injuring three, the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) criticized the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) for not properly conducting safety checks of tour companies. In Maui County alone, NTSB reports show 16 sightseeing helicopter crashes since 1985. While that’s a tiny number compared to the total number of sightseeing flights, three of those crashes–nearly 20 percent–took place in the last year alone:

Nov. 12, 1996: A McDonnell Douglas 369D operated by Alika Aviation rolls over after landing in Hana. None of the five aboard are injured.

Jan. 29, 2006: An Alika Aviation Eurocopter lands hard in a Kahului field shortly after takeoff. No one aboard is injured.

Feb. 28, 1994: An Aerospatiale AS350D operated by Papillon Helicopters loses power and makes an emergency landing in Huelo. None of the five aboard are injured.

Jan. 10, 2006: Six people are injured—one seriously—when a Sunshine Helicopters Eurocopter loses engine power and crashes on steep slope near Kaupo.

Jan. 5, 2006: Following a loss of engine power, a Blue Hawaiian Eurocopter does a hard landing in Honokohau Valley. The six people aboard escape injury.

Oct. 14, 2005: An Alika Aviation Hughes 369D helicopter crashes at Kahului Airport after its tail rotor fails.

None of the five aboard are injured.

July 21, 2000: Seven people die aboard a Blue Hawaiian Aerospatiale AS helicopter when it slams into a cloud-covered mountain in Iao Valley.

April 21, 2000: A Sunshine Helicopters Eurocopter makes a hard landing in Iao Valley following a loss of engine power. None of the six aboard are injured.

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Oct. 11, 1995: Though the pilot of the AlexAir Hughes 369HS wasn’t injured when he performed an emergency landing at Hana Airport following engine failure, his four passengers did receive minor injuries.

Oct. 24, 1994: A Papillon Eurocopter hits the trees near Kaupo after losing power.

All four aboard suffered minor injuries.

Sept. 16, 1993: Seven people die when the pilot of an Aerospatiale AS-350B crashes in Hana during bad weather.

Mar. 10, 1993: An Aerospatiale AS350B makes a hard landing in Kahului following loss of engine power. None of the six aboard are injured.

May 5, 1991: Three of the five people aboard a Hughes 369HS are injured when the pilot makes a hard landing in Keanae following loss of engine power.

May 19, 1986: Two die and two are injured aboard a Bell 206D that hits power lines in a canyon. The pilot later tells investigators he never saw the power lines.

Sept. 26, 1985: An Aerospatiale AS350D crashes in Kula due to pilot error. Of the six aboard, one dies and the rest receive minor injuries.

June 15, 1985: A Bell 206B-III hits the surf off Lahaina after suffering engine failure. None of the four aboard are injured. MTW

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

The Commish What’s up with Pacific Radio Group’s Wendy Osher joining the county Fire Commission? accountable, and it’s hard to hold the fire department the job to provide information regarding road closures, Wendy Osher wants to join the Maui County Fire accountable if you’re part of the Fire Commission.” storm warnings and our recent earthquake. I was on the air and Public Safety Commission. Assuming the Maui Osher would only comment by email for this story. with the story about 15 minutes after the earthquake hit.”

County Council approves her appointment during its “Maui is a small community,” she emailed me on Mar. 9.

At least some of that information came from the county’s Mar. 16 meeting, Osher’s five-year term will begin “[C]onflicts perceived or otherwise are bound to occur.”

Fire Department, and that’s why her joining the Fire next month. As many residents know, Osher is a But she vehemently denied that her joining the Fire Commission raises concerns. As one of the nine Maui Pacific Radio Group reporter who often covers fires Commission was even a perceived conflict of interest.

County Fire and Public Safety Commissioners, Osher will and public safety issues.

“By the tone of your questions, it is obvious that you are review the operations and budget of county’s Fire “Journalists should avoid conflicts of interest, real opposed to my involvement in the aforementioned commisDepartment and Civil Defense Agency. She can also make or perceived,” states the very sober code of ethics of sion,” she emailed me. “Unlike yourself, I don’t view my role recommendations on how to improve service, as well as the very respected Society of Professional Journalists, as a journalist to be automatically adverwhich has been advising reporters sarial in my dealings with government.” of all forms of media since 1909.

On her Fire Commission applica“Journalists should remain free of tion, Osher wrote that her decision to associations and activities that apply came specifically from her may compromise integrity or “You’re supposed to be vigilant and courageous experience covering public safety on damage credibility.”

Maui. “My knowledge of both agenCredibility is what elevates about holding those in power accountable, and it’s cies and their role within the commujournalism above propaganda. nity can provide the commission with Of course, which “associations hard to hold the fire department accountable if an additional perspective to work and activities” damage a from,” she told the county. reporter’s credibility is a matter you’re part of the Fire Commission.”

Osher expanded on this view in her of interpretation. email to me.

Some reporters, like Jim Lehrer — University of Hawai`i Journalism Professor Beverly Keever.

“In addition to being a journalist, I am of the PBS show Newshour with also a citizen of the County of Maui,” she Jim Lehrer, take the code to the wrote, “and, as such, feel that if I can extreme, refusing to vote in popumake a contribution to helping improve lar elections, believing that their and/or enhance the community’s level of casting of a single ballot influpublic safety—it is not only my right, but my responsibility, as investigate complaints against Fire Department personnel. ences the world they cover. In the old days, reporters well, to do so… If I can help bring awareness on how best to Taking on this dual role raises numerous questions. took a more leisurely view of ethics. During the 1980 expedite and enhance communication during crisis situaWhen Osher interviews Fire Department personnel, will presidential election, columnist George F. Will secrettions for the benefit of our residents, I am willing to risk critshe do so as a reporter whose job is to disseminate inforly assisted Ronald Reagan in preparing for his debate icism from those who are content to remain on the sidelines mation to the public or as a Fire Commissioner who has against Jimmy Carter, even though he was also writand simply point fingers.” some measure of department oversight? Will her seat on ing about the election in his column.

It’s an attractive argument. There’s no question the the commission get her access to exclusive information And then there’s Osher. Since 2000, she’s worked county desperately needs people to volunteer for its 34 for her news reports? Will she disclose during her radio as News Director for Pacific Radio Group, which owns commissions and boards. reports on public safety that she is a member of the counsix island stations: KPOA 93.5 FM, Da Jam 98.3 FM, While Osher denies that there’s any problem with her ty Fire Commission? And will she mention during Fire KISS 99.9 FM, The Point 101.1 FM, ESPN Radio 550 joining the county Fire and Public Safety Commission, Commission hearings—both open and closed—that she’s a AM and KNUI 900 AM. Osher’s news updates run on she did leave open the possibility that a “potential” conmember of the news media? those stations periodically throughout the workweek, flict might occur in the future.

“On the face of it, I would say it is a violation of the and she also hosts a one-hour news show on KNUI “In the case that, in my view of that of my employer, Code of Ethics of the Society of Professional 900 AM each Saturday and Sunday afternoon. But there is such a conflict I will recuse myself from such disJournalists,” said Beverly Keever, Undergraduate Chair she’s best known for her breaking news reports durcussions,” Osher wrote to me. “And if these types of situof the University of Hawai`i Journalism Department. “I ing times of crisis. ations arise on a consistent basis, I will be the first to withthink it’s a real conflict of interest. You’re supposed to be “I take my work very seriously,” Osher told me in a draw from the commission.” MTW vigilant and courageous about holding those in power Mar. 9, 2007 email. “I have spent many late nights on

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BY ROB PARSONS ROBPARSONS@EARTHLINK.NET

Wake-up Call What to do now that we’re at the end of oil “We spent our wealth acquired in the twentieth century building an infrastructure of daily life that will not work very long into the twenty first century. It’s worth repeating that suburbia is best understood as the greatest misallocation of resources in the history of the world.”

So says James Howard Kunstler in his 2005 book, The Long Emergency: Surviving the End of Oil and Other Converging Catastrophes of the Twenty First Century.

Kunstler will speak on Maui Wednesday, March 21 as part of the Focus Green lecture series, sponsored by Dowling Company. While the 6 p.m. presentation at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center is free, the public should know that there will be a hefty price to pay for our world economy and social construct’s delusional reliance on cheap oil.

Since stepping away from corporate journalism in 1975, Jim Kunstler has penned nine novels and three non-fiction works, including his treatise on the downfalls of suburban sprawl design, The Geography of Nowhere. Besides his current incarnation as an author addressing energy, geo-politics and economic issues, he is also a prolific oil painter.

In The Long Emergency, Kunstler presents a sobering, academic study of the history of oil, its economics and politics, the meaning of “peak oil,” and why the fossil fuel bonanza was a one-time deal. “Beyond peak, all bets are off about civilization’s future,” Kunstler wrote.

World oil prices soared in 1973, with the OPEC embargo, and again in 1979 during the Iran hostage crisis.

The industry’s response was a huge push in oil exploration, assuming that high prices were here to stay. But by 1986, world oil prices collapsed. West Texas crude dropped from $31.75 a barrel to $10. A 15-year glut was on.

Concurrently, a free-market global economy arose, promising something for everyone, and all at discounted prices. The “oligarchial corporations” which operated globalism made piles of money, while systematically undermining local economies and communities. Kunstler defines corporations as a “group enterprise given the legal status of a ‘person’ with ‘rights’, but in fact devoid of any human qualities of ethics, humility, mercy, duty, or loyalty that would constrain those rights.”

In the American sprawl model of

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LC Watch No Appeal So much for Casanova’s big appeal against the Liquor Control Board of Adjudication. Judge Joseph Cardoza has thrown it out and said there was nothing wrong with the board’s convicting the popular Makawao restaurant and nightclub for two instances of over-service last year, said Maui County Department of Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva at the Mar. 1, 2007 Adjudication Board hearing.

Hey, appeals are rare because they’re tough. The last time a licensee won an appeal was May 2004, when Judge Joel August ordered a do-over after the Adjudication Board convicted the Kahului Ale House of over-service.

Since then, that order has become a favorite of defense attorneys—like those representing Casanova—who were fighting over-service charges.

But in response to Cardoza’s recent ruling, First Deputy Corporation Counsel Tracy Fujita Villarosa told the board that Casanova’s attempt to use the Ale House order was foolhardy.

“An old order from another judge is not precedent-setting,” she said at the Mar. 1 hearing with more than a little smugness.

As if “precedent” was a concept taken seriously at the Adjudication Board.

In any case, rather than discuss the merits of the appeal or Cardoza’s rejection, the board itself seem preoccupied with the whole idea that some judge might reject their hard work.

development—the “geography of nowhere”—Wal-Mart springs up outside of seemingly every community, along with an accessory consumer-friendly tapestry of factory outlet malls, fast-food outlets and corporate coffee shops, all connected by asphalted roadways for SUVs guzzling imported oil.

After peak oil, the point where we have extracted more than half of all the world’s supplies, diminishing returns mean it will cost more and more to extract less and less. Most Americans largely believe that another energy source will bail us out, just in the nick of time.

But Kunstler reviews the alternatives, including natural gas, coal and tar sands, shale oils, ethanol, nuclear power, hydrogen, solar, wind, wave energy and methane hydrates. He concludes that these sources require an underlying fossil

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Board member Glenn Kunitake asked if a judge could reverse an Adjudication Board decision or merely send it back to them, as he did in the 2004 Ale House matter (that board responded by tossing the whole case). When Villarosa responded that a judge could do either, numerous board members suddenly sat up. “He can?!” they said.

But then Villarosa tempered their concern by saying the County could then appeal that decision.

“I can’t think of one instance when it’s been reversed,” Silva said. “[Cases have] been remanded, but never reversed, that I can remember.”

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HOME SWEET HOMES Can you imagine how great it must be to be A&B? How much easier it is to get up in the morning knowing that you’re one of the most powerful land owners and developers in the state who happens to share a seat on the Maui Chamber of Commerce with the publisher of The Maui News?

Couldn’t say it was a surprise when The Maui News ran the front page, above-the-fold story “A&B files for new residential project in Kihei” on Mar. 7. The company is years away from breaking ground, but that didn’t stop the paper from giving maximum play to A&B Vice President Grant Chun–A&B’s representative on the Chamber–and his wish to build “68 acres of multifamily units” (condos), “25 acres of single-family residences” and “1.4 acres of commercial space” near the intersection of Pi`ilani and Mokulele in North Kihei. The amount of money A&B would make off such a project is conspicuously absent from the story, but it must be quite a bit, given the righteousness of the last line in the story: “But he [Chun] said A&B’s preference would be to provide housing aimed for the local resident sooner rather than later.”

FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOODFELLOW Goodfellow Brothers moves up a notch because in the very same story, they’re mentioned as the contractor doing the $22.5 million project to widen and realign the whole Mokulele-Pi`ilani intersection. This work is so important that without it there’s no way A&B could bring about the grand residential development plans cited above. Right now, as residents are only too aware, the intersection is confusing and nearly always jammed with traffic. But once Goodfellow finishes its work, A&B’s Grant Chun says the intersection will have even more “capacity and efficiency,” according to The Maui News. MTW

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citizens can see public officials’ financial interests outlined on a yearly basis. On her 2007 disclosure form—which is posted on the Ethics Commission website— Lingle checked the box marked “I HAVE NO CHANGES TO REPORT SINCE MY LAST FILING.” Since her last filing indicated she still owned the first Hawai`i Kai condo, anyone looking just at the forms would conclude that she never sold anything. Now how is that ethical?

using that word.

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In a move that makes your typical “corporate welfare” handouts pale into irrelevance, Norwegian Cruise Lines (NCL) and the Hawai`i Department of Education have signed a “memorandum of agreement” to start funneling public schoolchildren on Maui through visiting cruise ships so they can learn about the cruise industry and, presumably, eventually work there. Oh, wait—there’s no “presumably” about it: “By exposing these students at an early age to potential careers on cruise ships, we hope to excite their interests in such studies as science, mathematics, history, language, engineering, mechanics and much more,” NCL Hawai`i operations director Robert Kritzman said in a story posted today on the Pacific Business News website. I’m sorry— beyond enjoying a truly bitchin’ field trip, schoolchildren are also going to learn about history and science? Excuse me?

Cruise ships are floating hotels, staffed by poorly paid individuals from all over the world—guess that’s where language comes into play—who work as stewards, bartenders, servers and dishwashers.

We’re talking The Love Boat here, people!

I used to watch that show when I was a kid, and I don’t recall learning much about engineering or science, though I did often wonder what legal nuance of Maritime Law made that goof Merrill Stubing a captain. Of course, a good amount of engineering expertise goes into designing and stocking a cruise ship breakfast buffet, so I suppose our kids will learn something of value.

FRIDAY, Mar. 9 Mmm… breakfast.

SATURDAY, Mar. 10 Let’s say Governor Linda Lingle is completely honest and upfront about why she sold a Hawai`i Kai condo last April—just 15 months after she bought it—as the

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Looks like the slowing of the housing market across the country that’s been talked about in all the big financial pages and business programs has finally come to Maui.

Thank God. According to today’s Honolulu Advertiser, February 2007 saw a drop in the median price of a single-family home from the same period last year. In February 2006, the median price sat at the nosebleed level of $669,500, but last month the median price dropped to just $645,000. Just $645,000! What a steal! Of course, the median price for a condominium rose rather sharply—up to $560,000 in February 2007 from a mere $430,100 in February 2006, which partially explains why Realtors Association of Maui boss Terry Tolman used the word “healthy” to describe the Maui housing market in the Advertiser story. Considering how the median single-family home price remains at slightly more than 10 times the local median income, it’s hard to see how Tolman justifies

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SUNDAY, Mar. 11 Anyone?

MONDAY, Mar. 12

Lingle: “NO CHANGES”

Associated Press reported in today’s Maui News and Honolulu Star-Bulletin. Let’s say, as her spokesman Lenny Klompus does, that the whole thing had nothing to do with the $178,864 profit she made off the sale. Let’s say Klompus is correct when he insists the timing of the sale had nothing to do with pending legislation that will tax the hell out of people who flip houses in exactly that fashion. And let’s even say that Klompus is absolutely correct that the only reason she sold the condo and then bought another in the same complex—this one costing $614,055—is because she wanted a bigger place (even though Honolulu property records suggest both condos are 1,287 square feet, with two bedrooms and two baths). Even if we agree to all that, there’s still the question of why she failed to report the sale last month on the Disclosure of Financial Interests form she filed with the state Ethics Commission, which is posted on the commission’s website. The AP is much too forgiving at this point, choosing only to quote Ethics Commission Executive Director Dan Mollway as saying Lingle did report the sale back on Aug. 25, 2006 on a candidate’s form that isn’t posted on the commission’s website. This is bogus—the whole point of having these yearly forms and posting on the web is so

So Mayor Charmaine Tavares says it’s going to take about two years—maybe a bit more, perhaps less—to stabilize the cliffs along Pi`ilani Highway as it runs from Ulupalakua to Kipahulu and reopen the road, says today’s Maui News. The road’s been closed since the big Oct. 15 earthquake knocked even more rocks and boulders than usual onto the road, all but cutting off Kaupo and Kipahulu from the outside world. What’s more, county officials insist they can reopen the road without dynamiting more rocks or dropping mesh nets over the cliff sides, though it’s hard to see how. That road was rugged and treacherous before the quake, and photos of it now show that it eerily resembles one of those winding passes through the Hindu Kush. Oh, and hey: great idea putting up a sign this week for the tourists driving into Ulupalakua announcing that the road is blocked long before it reaches Hana or even Kaupo. Now visitors won’t need to pester the good people at the Ulupalakua Ranch Store about getting to Hana—so why didn’t the county put it up back in October when they first closed the road?

TUESDAY, Mar. 13 Maui Land & Pineapple Co. just got $15 million from the founder of eBay and a former corporate boss of AOL and Time Warner? Wow, business is worse than I thought.

Anthony Pignataro really doesn’t enjoy waiting for answers to simple questions. MTW

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Look for discussion on County Council and the Mayoral salaries, the reformation of the Departments of Public Works and Environmental Management and the Chair and Vice Chair Elections. They will also discuss a letter from Liquor Control Director Frank Silva on how his salary measures up to other department heads.

Mayorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lounge, 9th floor of county building 200 S High St., Wailuku

Maui Redevelopment Agency Fri., Mar. 16, 2007 at 1 p.m.

Look for a review of a mini-park design, a Tri-Isle resource report and the proposed municipal parking lot.

250 South High Street, Planning Department Hearing Room, Wailuku

Maui County Workforce Investment Board Fri., Mar. 16, 2007 at 1:30 p.m.

Look for monitoring Kevin Kimizukaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s workforce development and MCCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ku`ina Program. Plus announcements on Steve Kealohaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s business Education Partnership issue.

MCC Laulima Building room 225, 310 Ka`ahumanu Ave. Kahului

Urban Design Review Board Tues., Mar. 20, 2007 9 a.m.

Look for thankful resolutions to outgoing board members Frank Skowronski and Warren Suzuki.

Then Kahului Airport requests a Special Management Area Use Permit for more privacy-negating antiterrorist operations.

Planning Department Conference Room, Kalana Pakui Building, 250 S High St. Wailuku

Grants Review Committee Wed., Mar. 21, 2007 from 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.

Agenda not online until Mar. 14.

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Maui Police Commission Wed., Mar. 21, 2007 at 10 a.m.

Look for the Chiefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s report, and some other boring police communications.

Chiefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Conference Room, 55 Mahalani St., Wailuku

Board of Water Supply Thurs., Mar. 23, 2007 at 9 a.m.

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Lost in all the discussion over what will happen with the state Senateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s compromise bill that requires a full Environmental Impact Statement on the proposed Superferry (at taxpayer expense) but allows Hawaii Superferry, Inc. (HSF) to start operations this July is what will happen if the bill manages to make it all the way to Governor Linda Lingleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s desk. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t expect it to be pretty. In addition to Garibaldiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contribution cited above, hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what HSF principals and investors gave to Lingle during the 2006 campaign:

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that, the activists approached the whaler and tossed the acid onto the deck, injuring two crewmembers.

OH WELL In January in Austin, Texas, a 45minute delay occurred between when a nighttime 911 call was made to report a building on fire and the time firefighters arrived. According to the Austin American-Statesman, the delay could have been due to uncertainty about the seriousness of the “fire,” in that the building in question, with smoke spewing from it, was Bert’s Bar B-Q, which has smoke spewing from it frequently. The building was destroyed.

HOT CASE Robert “Drew” Stephenson, on trial in Fort Worth, Texas, in January for “torturing” an ex-girlfriend, acknowledged her severe burns but said it wasn’t his fault. He said the two were having sex in a house that had no heat, and to warm himself, he ran the flames of a lantern up and down his arm. According to him, his girlfriend said she wanted to be warmed up with flames, too. He was convicted, and in February, after four other women testified that he had beaten them, was sentenced to life in prison.

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In February, two anti-whaling activists (one from Australia, one from Los Angeles), intending to attack a Japanese whaling ship near Antarctica with a bottle of acid and a smoke bomb, got lost in the fog in their small dinghy and were rescued with the help of several boats, including the whaler. However, as soon as the activists were safe, one thanked the Japanese crew but said, “I guess we’re back on schedule, and we’ll be pursuing you again.” Shortly after

GEEK LAW A group of so-called “gifted” eighthgrade students filed a lawsuit in 2003 against the Beaubien School in Chicago because officials denied them their “right” to wear a “Gifties” T-shirt. The school, with similar numbers of “gifteds” and regular students (who, the Chicago SunTimes reported, are referred to as “tards”), works to tamp down divisiveness and controversy between the two groups.

However, said one giftie, “There’s a certain point when you have to stick up for your rights,” and not only was a lawsuit filed, but when it was tossed out by the first judge to hear it, the students appealed, and argument was heard in January at the U.S. Court of Appeals.

CIVILIZATION IN DECLINE The Netherlands broadcaster SBS 6 was scheduled to launch a reality TV show in February, Love at Second Sight, which has been described as a dating show for the “visibly disfigured.” An SBS 6 spokesman said the show’s goal is to fight prejudice (which is why the producers changed the name from its original name, Monster Love). MTW

ROBREPORT OIL: continued from page 8 fuel economy. He raises the question of whether we’ve exceeded the carrying capacity of this planet so egregiously that no ventures into alternative energy will allow us to keep the current game going.

“Fossil fuels allowed the human race to operate highly complex systems at gigantic scales,” he wrote. “Renewable energy sources are not compatible with those systems and scales.”

Kunstler believes the future U.S. economy is not likely to center on high-tech, information, services, space travel, tourism or finance, but on farming. But while succumbing to modernity, we have forgotten the sustainable living practices that date back thousands of years.

I recently spoke with Kunstler at his Saratoga Springs home in Upstate New York: MAUI TIME WEEKLY: For an island community largely dependent on the importation of oil, food, building materials and tourist dollars, what is an important first step?

JAMES KUNSTLER: Well, to recognize our assumptions we carry with us about the way things will work in the years ahead are likely to be wrong.

Vis-à-vis energy systems and our ability to run the mechanisms of our current economy.

Your opening chapter is titled, “Sleepwalking Into The Future.”

What will it take us to collectively wake up?

That’s a really good question. It seems that the American public has not felt the pain of the oil economy yet. The current scene is that the pain is exported to Third World countries, while advanced nations are getting a free ride. But soon advanced nations will be competing with each other for dwindling resources. When that happens, it may lead to even more delusional thinking. We may act desperately, not sensibly, in the face of these things.

What is likely to be the initial effect on our tourist economy as resources dwindle and prices soar?

The bottom line is that, clearly, Hawai`i will not be able to rely on the tourist economy of the past 40 to 50 years. Continued investments into the infrastructure of that economy may turn out kind of tragic. It’s hard to be optimistic about the U.S. commercial airline industry with more than a quarter of their operating costs being jet

Oil and the U.S. • Worldwide discovery of oil peaked in 1964 and has followed a downward trend ever since.

• The United States passed peak production in 1970. The Alaskan North Slope fields peaked in 1988.

• More than 60 percent of the remaining global oil endowment lies under the Middle East.

• The United States possesses three percent of the world’s remaining oil reserves but uses 25 percent of world daily oil production.

• China has even less oil than the U.S., and four times the population. China’s oil imports doubled over the past five years.

• The explosive rate of world population growth has run parallel to our rates of oil use (in fact, oil enabled the population explosion).

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fuel. Hawai`i could even become a bit disorderly socially and economically. A veneer of consumerism has kept ethnic conflicts to a minimum for the past 15 years.

What about the local push for biofuels?

I believe that cars will have a diminished presence in our lives, no matter what they run on. It’s understandable that there is wishful thinking to get something for nothing, to change the fuel we’re using for happy motoring. But it’s in the realm of fantasy.

We’ll be disappointed by what alternative fuels can actually do for us. It also creates competition for land use for food.

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Delusional thinking is fantastically high.

They are prisoners to a paradigm they can’t escape, that things will run the way they did in 1994. One impediment to getting with the reality program is the belief that energy and technology are the same.

The idea that if you run out of one, you just plug in the other. Commerce, farming, food, transportation, manufacturing… My view is that we must make other arrangements, including how we inhabit the landscape. MTW

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or the last four years Keoki Kalani has served as the Hana Youth Center’s Executive Director. Recently I was fortunate enough to spend several days working with him and the youth who attend the center each day after school lets out. Near the end of my time there we talked about the Youth Center, the Hana community and the Hana way of life:

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Hana embraces a strong sense of community. Let’s start by discussing your ideas of what makes up a community.

KEOKI KALANI: I guess my idea of a perfect community would be one that practiced healthy behaviors and had the resources to help those who needed change. A community that had healthy beliefs and held positive standards would be great. And community that supported all families in need as well as supporting the school system would be very good as well.

Do you feel that the Hana community is unique in any way?

Hana is unique in that it supports many Hawaiian values. This is visible in everyday life where families look out for one another. Many live and practice aloha and try very hard to protect this lifestyle. Hana has its own Aloha Week festivities and it is a community that is culturally strong. I believe the people of Hana have a sense of belonging.

I understand that Hana Youth Center has been open for nearly 21 years. Since you began working there four years ago how have you seen it change?

I am certain that there have been changes with each directorship along the way. Prior to starting at HYC I really wasn’t that involved with the center so I can only evaluate what I’ve done to try and improve. I do appreciate hearing that the community is pleased with the center and I feel privileged to be a part of this organization.

Can you describe some of these changes?

We are most fortunate to be a part of the County of Maui budget. I believe there are nine youth centers currently in Maui County that receive funding as well. Therefore, as not to take advantage of the fact that a part of our operating expenses may be part of a budget drawn from taxpayer’s money, a big responsibility to make the most of what is received and not waste anything as well as showing results is important.

HYC works with other organizations and agencies to develop better programs as well.

Receiving support is great, lending support to others serves as an example for our youth.

How many kids attend HYC? We currently have 136 members with an average of 25 youth attending daily.

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How do you believe the Youth Center benefits the youth?

It’s a safe place where youth can come and hang out versus getting in trouble somewhere else. HYC offers a setting that is fun; free from the influence of tobacco, drugs and violence.

HYC supports positive interactions; it reinforces positive Hawaiian values and encourages youth to improve health, moral and social habits. Our mission statement is “E kipaipai i na ‘opio i na hana ku i ka pono mai keia manawa a mau loa aku,” which translates as “Inspiring youth to make positive impressions that last a lifetime.” HYC tries to make positive lasting impressions that will hopefully build self-esteem and assist our youth in making wise choices now and in the future.

Can you describe some of the successes that you’ve witnesses in your time with HYC? We are still open! Other than that, I’ve seen members graduate, some have gone on to college and some have begun careers. I’ve seen families of members participate more in the community. I believe more successes are yet to come.

How do you measure success?

Right now I think it is through participation and by feedback from the community. While we are providing positive information, reinforcement and reminders, I believe that it is not until later will we see if everything kicks in.

Maybe one day a former member will say they were inspired by something that they experience at HYC. Are there any failures that you would like to share?

I’ve heard where youth may have done something wrong at home and for punishment they were restricted from coming to the center.

It’s unfortunate that at times HYC is being used as the leverage to control youth behavior.

How has the Youth Center helped to integrate the community at large?

HYC along with a collaboration of others has encouraged family strengthening in a program called Hana Pa`a where families are taken camping and taught family strengthening skills. Within the `ohana, families are able to bond, families bond with families, organizations bond with organizations and it grows.

What would you consider to be the biggest challenge directly regarding the youth and their positive growth?

Motivation seems to be an ongoing challenge. It is so easy for youth to pass up positive opportunities. To get youth to buy into something that requires effort on their part, to broaden their prospective on views and to build confidence are things we are trying to instill.

I was involved with your monthly event called Movie in the Park. Would you like to explain a little about how that works?

Three organizations have joined together in this effort. With `Ohana Makamae, which is the Hana Family Resource Center and Hale Hulu Mamo, Hana’s Senior Center, we are able to provide a family strengthening activity once a month that is affordable. The movie is selected and voted based on values and it is shown for free. We also provide a balanced dinner plate and other concession items for a reasonable cost, which our attendees appreciate. Prior to the movie, a small forum is available to either showcase maybe a film a youth created, have a short entertainment segment or the sharing of concerns and happenings that are going on at each of our organizations.

There is a lot of energy that is required to put this together and I am grateful for my co-agencies because we would not be able to do it as well by ourselves.

Sometimes we make a small profit and sometimes we don’t. However, this teaches collaboration, teamwork and cooperation and we have incorporated parts of this effort in our youth programming. I just hope it sets an example for the future.

We also visit community members who may be in the hospital. A current movie could be included as well. Parents are provided with our jam-packed itinerary so as not to worry when we roll in close to midnight. Our effort is to provide something memorable, something so that they will say, “I learned something new.”

Are there particular activities that the youth prefer over others?

Definitely. However, it is equally important for youth to learn from the programs that promote responsibility as well. Sometimes we have repackaged the programs so that they appear more appealing. On the other hand, we Beach Cleanup: (left to right; sitting) Breezy Kalalau, Hula Helekahi, used to have monthly dances that were popuKamalei Pico, Kaena Park, (standing) Tyris Kahalehoe, Mikiala lar but working towards our detriment.

Keaulana, Dawn Harris (staff), John Villiarimo (staff) We were promoting a nightclub mind-set have helped our youth in that even if there are chalwhich constantly required policing and was burning us lenges within the home, youth know that they have the out. We turned the activity around by making them power to make a healthy choice for themselves. quarterly and creating youth themes. Youth were What is the annual shoe donation to the HYC?

I understand that you and your coworkers organize field trips. Are there any in particular that you would like to share?

So as not to waste a whole day, I believe that for many in Hana, Kahului trips are targeted to get what you need and return to Hana and still have time in the day to do other things. We have created quarterly field trips that encompass things that erase the rushed time factor to return to Hana and we do things that are out of the “going to the other side” norm. Participation in this is based on having a good standing. We try to include things that are educational, cultural and inspirational.

Trips normally begin very early. Breakfast (left to right) Maluhia Scott, Uncle Keoki (staff), Tiare Helekahi. could be either made by the youth at a park watching the sun come up or maybe they’ll pracencouraged to be youth and not little adults with attitice ordering at a sit-down breakfast. A visit to a musetudes. We created activity stations, a photo booth, um, an art exhibit, a hotel tour, MCC [Maui group games and contests. Now we don’t worry as Community College], golf lessons, bowling or cultural much because everyone wants to participate inside as sites. Roads rarely traveled have been included, also. compared to hanging out outside and getting into trouSwimming seems to be necessary, whether it is at a ble. Our goal is to offer activities that the youth will pool, beach or `Iao Stream. take advantage of and also be rewarding for them and staff alike.

Are you content with the youth’s participation with the community? Do you believe that the Youth Center has helped in rendering a better idea of what it means to be a part of a community?

Hana Relay: (left to right) Melanie Coates (Board Member), Joe Alueta (Hana Relay Coordinator), Echo Kahula (Board Member)

Being content can make you complacent and we can always improve. Youth involvement in a monthly anti-drug rally was beginning to dwindle. Kids couldn’t relate how their participation helped any.

So arrangements were made for individuals from the community who were in recovery to speak to the youth. Our members were able to hear first hand from an aunty or uncle, a big cousin, how their participation inspired them and reminded them to stay clean. These speakers

Several years ago I met a couple who were visiting Hana, after touring our center they asked if the youth would appreciate a donation of shoes from their company: onlineshoes.com. An agreement was formed and this has been the fourth year HYC has been able to distribute shoes to the membership and to our senior center. Our friends at onlineshoes.com believed in what we were doing and we are most grateful. This past year we put together a slide show set to music, which was sent to them and they shared it with their employees. I hope it provided that tingly feeling in their na`au [gut] that their shoes have given our youth members.

Does the community seem appreciative?

This Seattle-based company has embraced our community and they have touched our lives.

Hopefully we have shown appreciation by sharing with them what we have done as well. Maybe one day our youth may have the means to help others less fortunate. They definitely see a positive example today.

Are there any major changes that you foresee taking place within the Hana community that would directly affect the HYC? The cost of living in Hana continues to soar. Grants seem more complicated as well. It is our hope one day to have an endowment where we could operate from the interest and not have to spend as much time searching for operating funds. On another note, the school system continues to affect the center. This is our first year in a year-round schedule. Hana School also has an optional Friday program which affects parents and youth as well. Are the youth benefiting from it?

Time will tell.

What makes you most proud?

I was surprised this past Aloha Week by being bestowed the Hana community’s Tiny Malaikini Mea Kokua Award. Previous recipients have inspired me from when I was little. I hope I can do the same for our youth today. MTW

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY LILIANA BEGLEY LILIANA@MAUITIME.COM

Hello Bentos Rice, shrimp, vegetable tempura with a side of Hello Kitty As a kid, when we’d want to get a good bento, we’d head over to Shirokiya’s, which used to be in the Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. It was awesome. When I was in kindergarten I became totally obsessed with Hello Kitty paraphernalia and shrimp tempura. Shirokiya’s was the one place you could go to get both.

TJ’s Warehouse

Photos: Bill Geoghegan

876 Alua Street, Wailuku, 244-7311. Open M-F 6:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $

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A few years ago, Shirokiya’s closed and Maui was left to scavenge Asian bentos and My Little Star pen sets from other places. Not that you can’t find good bentos and Hello Kitty other places on Maui.

C’mon, it’s Maui. We’re like 60something percent Asian dominated here. Okay, technically it’s like 30 percent, but I don’t think they took Kahului and Wailuku into consideration when they polled. So like 60 percent... at least downtown.

This major cultural problem that was caused by Shirokiya’s packing up and closing was solved when TJ’s Warehouse Outlet and Bento and Catering opened in the Maui Chemical building in Wailuku. Yes, the Maui Chemical building. In the Maui Chemical building you can

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buy massive amounts of cleaner, paper products, office supplies and (surprise!)

Hello Kitty and bentos.

Yippee! Wait, I’m not five anymore.

TJ’s Warehouse has bento specials Monday through Friday. On Mondays you’ll find cold udon, chicken katsu donbori and oyaku donbori. Tuesdays are hamburger steak, yakisoba combos and won ton days. Wednesdays are all about the chicken hekka, pork tofu and somen salad, while Thursday rocks the Hawaiian plate, beef stew and teriyaki meatball. Fridays are my personal favorite: tempura and butterfish bento, Korean chicken and tofu patties. Greasy, delicious and wickedly satisfying.

On any given day you’ll find the usual local favorites like yakitori chicken, kalbi short ribs, maki and cone sushi, musubi, corned beef patties, mochiko chicken, chow fun, shrimp tempura (Hooray!), mac salad, teriyaki hot-dogs and more.

This ain’t no health food store—weight watchers can just stay far, far away. This is dining for the hungry, the non-calorie counter, the flavor lover. This is local food at its finest.

There is an outside area where you can sit and eat your lunch, though it seems most people order their food and then dash back to work. TJ’s Warehouse also does a lot of catering—people can order food by the half or full pan. They also offer a “Five Course Menu” for as little as 10 people.

Then there’s their great supply of Asian dry goods—stuff that may be hard to find in the regular grocery store, if you’re one of those people that likes to suffer the

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pain of actually preparing a meal yourself. And they have a huge supply of Sanrio (a.k.a. Hello Kitty) stuff.

Backpacks, lunch pails, pens, staplers, you name it, they have it.

Listen close, ladies: if you’re over 12, you should really leave this stuff for the kids.

Go ahead and buy it, but don’t hoard it for yourself. Give it to your niece, daughter, the neighbor kid— whoever, but for the love of God, let go of Hello Kitty already.

Yeah, that means you should take the HELLO KITTY IS MY BFF frame off your license plate. Really, she’ll understand.

Hello Kitty has new friends now. Oh, and while you’re at it, evict the stuffed animals from your bed and go to TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering and buy some lunch for your husband. He deserves it. MTW

(top to bottom) Spam Musubi Bento, manager Todd Kawasaki, Butterfish and Tempura Bento. (bottom left) Marie Fukushima gets her lunch from Todd.

DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron

Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and

p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461.

fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-8:30

$$

p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate

a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy.,

p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-

F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270

8580. $

Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-

Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 3 p.m, 5 - 9

0263. $

p.m.; Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., 5 - 10 p.m.; Daily

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

take-out only 3 - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776.

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku,

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

244-8282. $

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-

and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-

2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului,

2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center,

877-7776. $

871-6977. $$

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-

1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

• TROPICAL SALAD WITH PAPAYA SEED DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95 •

Voted Maui’s Best Fish & Chips

By Maui Time Readers

Have any item broiled or try our famous tempura

TROPICAL SALAD W/PAPAYA DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95

lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6

TROPICAL SALAD W/PAPAYA DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95

9080.

• TROPICAL SALAD WITH PAPAYA SEED DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95 •

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-

7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050

Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu,

242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355

E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m.

350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182.

Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9

Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

Kahului, 871-7782. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th,

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St.,

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Kahului, 873-5550. $

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY 3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli.

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily,

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,

T-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m.

5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-

steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

2323. $

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli.

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku,

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-

M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8

243-9560. $$

p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102

9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului,

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sand-

877-2877. $

1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10

wiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd,

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean,

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3

Kihei, 879-4700. $

local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7

p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave.,

p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. 5400

p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Kahului, 877-0121. $

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5

Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2

p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hoonapililani Hwy,

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30

Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.;

p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku.

Waikapu, 242-1130. $

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave,

249-8955. $

Kahului, 877-0706. $

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4

Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

7726. $

E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local,

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2

sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Wailuku, 249-8533. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa,

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063

L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cui-

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu

Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

877-8707. $

restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach

Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Kahului, 871-1414. $

Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais &

Rock N Roll -

Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

SOUTH MAUI

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-

4244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E.

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9

Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

sine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,

8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind

10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10

Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei

p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei

Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m., Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

875-9669. $

Rd., 875-0188. $$

Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

242-7928. $

Rd., 874-0788. $

Center, 877-8744. $

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

sine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku,

chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei

p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.;

1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

Wailuku, 242-4371. $ TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos,

Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-

6400. $

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd.,

Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa,

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-

Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9

9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

Wailuku, 242-8813. $

Building), 244- 7311. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300

p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St.,

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

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Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott,

Wailea, 879-1922. $$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-bar-

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F,

and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand

bie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281

Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei

11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900

Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Rd. 891-1991. $

Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily,

Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-

Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$

a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

1811. $$

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cui-

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11

sine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10

sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh -

a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave.,

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly,

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cui-

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-

Makawao, 572-2000.

from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-

7767. $$$

sine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui

Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

0813. $

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2

entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-

8883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941

S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd.,

atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

Tips-Up Bar & Grille - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with

Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast

mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7

Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-

Vietnamese

Cuisine

-

Vietnamese

with

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

rant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and

Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store,

878-1313. $$

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760

Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs

S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli

and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

St., 244-9028. $$

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

UPCOUNTRY

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr,

quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

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Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-

shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-

10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

8080. $$

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village

8366. $

Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall,

Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor.

Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei,

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-

1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia,

p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama

Village, 874-6444. $

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

9065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao

Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

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Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily,

a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-

11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

1488. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89

Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily,

Center, Kihei. $

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty

LIVE MUSIC

Paia, 579-9453. $ K

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

= DAY =

healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy.,

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m.

Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

ST. PADDY’S FEATURING

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage

ISLAND SYTLE

579-6323. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m.

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11

7261.

8880. $$$

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine

Restaurant

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Waterfront

wiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

7555. $$$

Ma’alaea

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet,

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m.,

Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta

Kihei, 875-0839. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd,

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th,

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137

9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina

Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

9588. $

0937. $$

Square, 661-4370. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cui-

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku,

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

sine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna,

575-9363. $

10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily,

Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort,

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cui-

9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

sine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,

8711. $$

Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily,

Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2,

ery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cui-

WEST MAUI

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bak-

a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

661-9091. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho

Lahaina, 661-4888.

Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate

The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-

- Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8

F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11

p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,

a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Pukalani Terrace Center, 572-8258. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9

Milagros - South American cuisine with

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily,

4051. $

8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily,

9999. $

Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

sine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa,

a.m.-2

p.m.;

Nightly,

5-10

p.m.

4474

L.

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888.

Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

$

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St.,

with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

Lahaina, 667-5444. $

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

667-0968. $

8939. $$$

11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

Lahaina, 661-0348.

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina,

661-3160. $$

a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

661-5648.

8030. $

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and

Basil Tomatoes Italian Grill - Northern Italian cui-

daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.;

sine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali,

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,

662-3210. $$ K

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style cof-

575-9242. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty piz-

a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-

feehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

zas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

2744. $

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao

p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican

Ave., 572-7808. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant -

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily,

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a

a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy

9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., 667-

2003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center,

Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with

Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127

“Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K

667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

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Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and

with

Pineapple BBQ Sauce

Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,

Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily,

Fiesta Time

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs.

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Daily,

9

a.m.-9:30

p.m.

Lahaina

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Asian fusion. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m.

845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Expires 3/31/07

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza deliv-

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani

ery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close.

9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center,

11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani

Rd. 661-9888.

669-7499. $$

661-6628. $

Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily,

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily,

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4

8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina,

7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

661-7082. $

7758. $

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd.,

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

Lahaina, 667-5683. $

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily,

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30

Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9

Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front

St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11

p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd.,

a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, sum-

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

mer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly

p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cui-

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

sine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

2288. $$$

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m.

1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

661-0011. $$

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30

p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $

p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse,

Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Rusty

Tavern -

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza,

American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village,

Harpoon

Restaurant

&

calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840

Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,

667-2525. $

8815. $$$

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian

3474. $$

steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St,

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo

Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St,

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office

Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-

661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt

Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

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Be Free Sunday (Mar. 18), 10 a.m.-6 p.m. at the Eddie Tam Memorial, Makawao [CULTURAL FESTIVAL] This event claims that the participants are “a mind blowingly diverse, cross cultural, mutlidisciplinary, and uniquely passionate group of artists, visionaries, performers, philosphers, scientists, stewards and world bridgers,” formed from the attendees. If I didn’t know any better I’d think this was just a way for lazy artists to throw a performance party without having to organize roles. Can anybody blame them, though, with the spectrum of talent arrayed on this island and those who visit—any director would be hard put to present everyone in their best colors. That’s why you’re invited to present yourself. Those of you who would refuse attendance out of shyness, don’t! This event needs you, too, to perform as audience and backdrop. Just think how amusing it’ll be to watch your neighbors strutting their stuff in public when you usually have to peek at them through their window. If you know in advance that you want to actively participate then the noon to six Saturday pre-fest would be a good place for you to meet your co-conspirators and devise the intention field for the following Sunday. (Be wary, HAARP believers.) The free Ua Noa (Be Free) Festival is brought to us by the New World Group, Izanai Dance Academy, Beauty Engine, and you. For info, call 888-285-2844. [KIRA SABINI]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

“Waiting for a show like you...”

Friday (Mar. 16), 7 p.m. at the A&B Amphitheater, MACC [ROCK SHOW] I am more excited about this Foreigner concert than I should be.

It’s almost embarrassing—I wasn’t even born when Foreigner formed back in 1976, but I love them all the same. How can you resist tunes like “Waiting for a Girl Like You,” “Feels like the First Time,” Double Vision,” “Juke Box Hero” and “Hot Blooded?” I mean, “Hot Blooded?!” That song is fricking awesome—a perfect driving-too-fast-with-a-head-in-your-lap kinda song. Don’t act like you’ve never been there... or at least wished you were there. For Friday’s concert, here’s the performers that will be gracing the stage: Mick Jones (duh), Jeff Jacobs, Thom Gimbel, Kelly Hansen, Jason Bonham and Jeff Pilson. So get out your fishnets, leg warmers and patent leather, then tease your hair until it’s all whacked out and crazy, and rock out ‘80’s style, baby! Tickets: $50, $43, $36. For more info call 242-7469.

[LILIANA BEGLEY]

THURSDAY

Dollar Drinks

TUESDAY MAR. 20

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[HIPHOP, ROOTS, ROCK] Everybody, and I mean everybody, is just going ape-shit over this new band that’s hit the island over the past few months.

Well, actually the band is new but the members come from established acts on Maui. Gorilla Jazz is the culmination of dudes from hip-hop group Amphibeus Tungs and rock-island-ska-metal band The Easy. The result is a sound that vocalist/MC Quest Eons says is, “something different but not weird,” combining the vastly diverse influences of its members to introduce a new type of music that they call “G-Jazz.” However you might define the sound, these are musicians who know how to put on a skankin’ high-energy show and really get the crowd to go bananas. And that’s not something I’d fling poo about.

Cover: $7.

Photo: Sean Michael Hower

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Monkey Business

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10:30p-12:30a $3 Cover After 10p

Drink Specials All Day Long!

GREEN BEER $2 IRISH CAR BOMBS $5 IRISH WHISKEY SHOTS $2 GUINESS PINTS $3 On Front St. in Lahaina upstairs in

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Love, American Dream-Style

Betrayal in C Minor

Wednesday (Mar. 21), 5 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater

Saturday (Mar. 17), 7:30 p.m.; Sunday (Mar. 18), 2 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [OPERA] Okay, so everything I know about the opera, I learned from the movies. You probably don’t know much more, because this weekend is the first time ever that a full grand opera is coming to Maui. What I do know is that the whole opera thing seems really cool; you get to wear fancy clothes and mingle, you get to be all classy, and weird things like murders, political back-stabbings and illicit affairs tend to happen in the balcony seats. How exciting is that? Madama Butterfly—the opera that’s coming here—is about a geisha who marries a U.S. Navy guy and the love and (you know it’s gotta happen) betrayal that goes along with it. The sets and costumes are supposed to be unbelievable. They’re designed by worldrenowned artist Jun Kaneko. The composer for Madama Butterfly is Giacomo Puccini. Seriously, you don’t want to miss this opportunity. Leave your stiletto blades, hanky panky and coded messages at the door. Tickets: $125, $75, $55, $30, $10. For more info call 242-7469. [LB]

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[FILM] Themes abound in Sweet Land. The film tells—in English, German and Norwegian, with English subtitles (what, cuz, no pidgin?)—the story of a land heir torn between selling his family’s sacred grounds and holding onto the sentimental plot. The movie’s told in flashbacks, which can be cool (especially when you’re stoned) into the early days of the family tree, when immigrants had to struggle for every shred of dignity they could earn. Focused primarily on Inge, the heir’s deceased grandmother (played by the impressive Elizabeth Reaser), the film captures the magic of adventure and the power of love to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. As if the powers of love and the potential of the American Dream weren’t enough, Sweet Land is a visual feast offering majestic landscapes of farmland and wide open, country spaces. As Lou Lumenick of the New York Post puts it, the movie is “captivating”—whoa, man, what an understated genius! Tickets: $10.

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Kohomua with special guests

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Music starts at 9:45 pm $ 15 cover

ST. PATRICK’S DAY WITH

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BYRON BROWN & THE DERELIKS Rock and Funk with special guests

Gorilla Jazz – Acoustic Hip Hop Music starts at 10 pm $ 5 cover

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Bullock Jumble Domestic troubles arrive in a puzzle of fate Ageless beauty Sandra Bullock gives her typical automated performance in a superficial cross between the recent Deja Vu and Bullock’s own excruciating movie The Lake House.

Time folds back and forth in various permutations as suburban housewife Linda Hanson (Bullock) awakens to discover that her husband Jim (Julian McMahon) has been killed in a car accident, except for the times that she awakens to discover that he’s still alive. Clues about Jim’s fate mount alongside bizarre events, such as Linda’s eldest daughter becoming horribly scarred after running through a plate glass window or watching Jim’s coffin break open when it’s dropped on the ground moments before his funeral.

The Premonition

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/97 mins.

The non-linear plot becomes an annoyingly repetitive device that stalls before the final act stitches the narrative puzzle together. Admittedly, there’s a guilty pleasure in watching any Sandra Bullock movie because of the commercially generic choices she makes at every level of production and performance.

Composer Klaus Badelt (Pirates of the Caribbean) teases with an evocative score that, like everything else in the movie, will fall short of its perceived aim. Early in their relationship, Jim gives Linda a substantial three-bedroom house as a perfect place for them to raise a family. As with The Lake House, the dwelling functions as an emblem of compatibility whose foundation is tested under supernatural conditions.

Fast-forward to nearly a decade later and the couple has two little girls. The family is living a life torn from a SUV commercial. Still, tragedy strikes after Linda listens to a telephone message from Jim where he professes his love for their daughters before dropping the call, ostensibly to talk to a woman whose voice we hear in the background. His voice sounds depressed, as if he may be considering suicide, and his manner spurs the dramatic tension.

Then a police trooper informs Linda of her husband’s death after a big rig jackknifed on the highway. Where many women might faint at such news, Bullock’s Linda remains stoic until she wakes up shocked to find Jim drinking coffee in the kitchen. The surreal episode transforms Linda into an investigator searching every cranny for clues that might enable her to preserve her husband’s life.

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You know, I had no idea that Nip/Tuck guy did movies

Already in a vacuum-sealed role, McMahon (Fantastic Four) carries his death-warmed-over persona too far. There isn’t a whiff of chemistry between he and Bullock. When the couple argues about the wilting state of their marriage, a contagious apathy flies off the screen. Screenwriter Bill Kelly’s priest coaches Linda with platitudes about her wretched existence and brings the movie to a screeching halt in the name of backpedaled exposition.

There’s no pretending that The Premonition is anything more than a cheap knock-off of an M. Night Shyamalan thriller. The melodrama here is so rotten that the riddle is moot.

Nevertheless, Sandra Bullock is the girlish tomboy that grew up to forge a cottage industry of mediocre cinema. Her movies somehow improve when they’re screened on airplanes. So what if you come out numb. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

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Wednesday, Mar 21

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Castle Theater, 572-3456 Sweet Land - PG - Wed only 5, 7:30

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

SWEET LAND - (PG) - Love story. This movie won numerous awards and is highly praised. Features lots of corn, immigrants and 1920’s stuff. 110 min. (Liliana Begley)

New This Week DEAD SILENCE - (R) - Horror- Dummies in a horror movie! Never seen that one before.

Saw must be getting boring if the makers have turned to playing with dolls. A ventriloquist’s worst nightmare. 90 min. (Kira Sabini) I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE - (R) - Chris Rock plays Richard Cooper, a guy who has it all—good wife, good job, everything’s cherry. The only problem is that he’s a complete horndog who can’t stop fantasizing about every chick he meets. A hot old friend pops into his life and his fidelitiy’s on the line.

What’s a guy to do? Gee... Don’t get me started. 94 min. (LB) PREMONITION - (PG-13) - Thriller - Oh, no! My husband’s cheating on me and won’t listen when I say to stay home.

Whatever shall I do? Bullock scrambles to make sense of time that just won’t flow in order of event sequence.110 min. (KS) THE LIVES OF OTHERS - (R) - Foreign Moral Nazis? You think you know what you’d do in this situation but you just don’t.

Peeping tom Nazi watches a freedom writer. 137 min. (KS)

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MAR 17-18

• SAT 7:30pm SUN 2pm Castle • $10-$125, 1/2 kids

He thinks he loves his wife... but he thinks he loves that girl, too

Now Showing 300 - (R) - Action, Adventure – Movie adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel adaptation of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, in which 300 brave Spartans fought Persian King Xerxes and his entire army, allowing the slightly less brave but really, really smart Athenians to escape and invent democracy. 106 min. (Anthony Pignataro) AMAZING GRACE - (PG) - Drama - Fancy costumes is the perk here. The movie is about William Wilberforce (say that out loud) who tried to get rid of slavery in the 18th century British Empire. 111 min. (LB)

GHOST RIDER - (PG-13) - Action, Comic Motorcycle stuntman Johnny Blaze (Nicholas Cage, who’s a little old to be playing a “motorcycle stuntman”) sells his soul to save his girl and then gets super powers that let him ride around while on fire. Would love to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this one. 114 min. (AP)

ASTRONAUT FARMER - (PG) - Comedy - Billy Bob Thornton plays the civilian hero fulfilling his personal dream, as the government whines of the threat that he and his family poses. A family must-see. 104 min. (KS)

MUSIC AND LYRICS - (R) - Romantic Comedy - Drew Barrymore fills Hugh Grant’s life with needed words. But will he use them to find love or the pop-star girlfriend of his manager’s dreams? 106 min. (KS)

BLACK SNAKE MOAN - (R) - Drama - Samuel Jackson and Christina Ricci star in this twisted tale of mending broken hearts—by beating people and chaining them to a radiator while versing scripture. I think I like it. Where’s my crop? Lily’s been a bad, bad girl... 115 min. (LB)

THE MESSENGERS - (R) - Suspense, Horror I’m having a bit of deja vu here, but here’s the deal: creepy sunflower farm, sweet family, dad starts doing weird stuff. I’m scared already. So scared I could just sleep. 110 min. (LB)

BREACH - (PG-13) - Thriller - Chris Cooper plays Robert Hanssen, real life FBI agent turned Cold War commie spy. 110 min. (AP) BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA - (PG) - Fantasy An 11-year-old boy and a shunned girl classmate create a magical world of trolls and giants for kicks. 95 min. (AP)

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DREAM GIRLS - (PG-13) - Drama - Beyonce Knowles stars as one of three girls in a musical group that slowly rise to the top in the 1960’s by spotlighting the most attractive of the girls and then boosting only her. Hmm... sound familiar, Beyonce? Also stars Jamie Fox and Eddie Murphy. 130 min. (Heidi King)

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NORBIT - (PG13) - Comedy - Eddie Murphy stars in this comedy about a born-loser trying to win over his true love. 110 min. (LB) NUMBER 23 - (R) - Thriller - Jim Carrey stars as some tripped-out guy whose life gets really crazy after he becomes obsessed with the number 23.

For the record, I have always found Carrey disturbing. This is just proof. 95 min. (LB)

300 - R - F-Su 12:45, 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45; M-W 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45 Amazing Grace - NR - Th-W 1:35, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 Astronaut Farmer - PG - Th 12, 2:25, 5, 7:30, 9:55; F-Su 12, 2:25, 5; M-W 2:25, 5 Black Snake Moan - R - Daily 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50 Dream Girls - PG13 - Th only 3:20, 9:20 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th 1:30, 2:30, 4:05, 4:30, 5, 6:40, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 10; F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 I Think I Love My Wife - R - F-Su 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50; M-W 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Lives of Others - R - F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:35, 9:35; M-W 3:30, 6:35, 9:35 Number 23 - R - Th 2:30, 5:05, 7:25, 10; F-W 7:25, 10 Premonition - PG13 - F-Su 12:05, 1:30, 2:25, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40, 7:15, 9:15, 9:40; M-W 1:30, 2:25, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40, 7:15, 9:15, 9:40 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45; F -Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45; M-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 Zodiac - R - Th, 4, 4:30, 7:35, 8; F-Su 1, 4:30, 8; M-W 4:30, 8

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Breach - PG13 - Daily 12:05, 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Daily 12:10, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10, 9:25 Dead Silence - R - F-W 12:20, 2:40, 4:55, 7:30, 9:40 Messengers - PG13 - Th only 12:25, 2:25, 4:25, 7:25, 9:45 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Daily 12:30, 2:50, 5:15, 7:35, 9:45 Norbit - PG13 - Daily 12, 2:15, 4:35, 7, 9:30 Reno 911: Miami - R - Daily 12:15, 2:30, 4:30, 6:45, 9:10

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 300 - R - F, Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:30; Su-Th 1, 4:05, 7 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th, Su-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 9:50 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th only 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Premonition - PG13 - F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su-W 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Su-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) 300 - R - Th, 9:45; F 4, 7, 9:40; Sa-W 1:15, 4, 7, 9:40

RENO 911: MIAMI - (R) - Comedy - Finally, finally, FINALLY, one of Comedy Central’s funniest shows gets the big screen treatment. All your favorite Reno Sheriffs deputies—including Lt. Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon), complete with moustache and short shorts—head to a cops convention in Miami, which is then attacked by bio-terrorists. 84 min. (AP)

Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th-F 4:15, 7:15, 9:20; Sa-W 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 9:20

WILD HOGS - (PG13) - Comedy - A group of four middle-aged family-type guys set off on an adventure on steel horses. John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence star in this tale of male midlife crisis. 110 min. (LB)

658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

ZODIAC - (R) - Thriller - David Fincher directs Mark Ruffalo, Jake Gyllenhaal and (sigh) Robert Downey Jr. in this suspenseful scare-fest based on actual case files. Warning: this killer destroys more than just lives; investigators may lose their minds. 98 min. (KS)

Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th only 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Premonition - PG13 - F 4:30, 7:30, 9:50; Sa-W 1, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:30; F 4:45, 7:40, 9:55; Sa-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 9:55,

WHARF CINEMA CENTER Astronaut Farmer - PG - Th 1:15, 4, 7, 9:30; F, M-W 1:15, 4; Sa-Su 10:45, 1:15, 4 Breach - PG13 - Th 1, 3:30, 7:15, 9:45; F-W 7:15, 9:45 I Think I Love My Wife - R - F, M-W 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 10:30, 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th 1:30, 4:15, 7:30, 9:50; F, M-W 3:24, 6:09, 9:31, 11:44; Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4:15, 7:30, 9:50

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

You Can Change Him… Just Shut Up Maui author Lynn Rassmussen insists Men Are Easy

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harks don’t scare me. I don’t faint at the sight of blood. When onboard an especially turbulent flight, I am cool, calm and collected. But if there’s one thing that gets my palms sweaty, causes my pulse to race and my stomach to turn into knots, it’s hearing the words “We need to talk.”

We’re all taught communication is the key to a healthy relationship. We’re also told all relationships take work. And isn’t it common knowledge that you can’t change people—you can only change yourself?

Lynn Rassmussen disagrees. She’s the author of the recent book Men Are Easy: A simple guide to fun, sexy, happy, and easy relationships. She says we’re stuck in outdated modalities, yet we live in a fast-paced world that places many more demands on our time than our parents had, and our ideas about relationships need to shift.

“As little girls, we’re graded and so structured,” said Rasmussen, who has a Masters in psychology with an emphasis in systems thinking. “We learned to strive for perfection. We are not told to trust ourselves. It’s the industrial age metaphor: Love is hard work, it’s rare, expensive and if you don’t get it, you need experts. Let’s pretend it’s part of nature, but not in a new-agey way. Love is the flow of energy between people. It’s genetic, made for our survival.”

First of all, there’s no such thing as a relationship.

“A relationship is a process, not a thing,” Rasmussen wrote in her book. “When you act from common sense, you relate well.”

That’s what it says in chapter four, “There Is No Such Thing as a Relationship,” which comes between the chapters “Communication is Not the Key,” “You Can Change Him” and “Don’t Work at It.” Yes, this is a self-help book that promotes positive reaction by strongly encouraging non-action.

Basically it’s a multi-step program on how not to try to fix your problem. And apparently, housework is the leading cause of most distress in domestic relationships, even more so than finances. But contrary to public opinion, Rasmussen believes the best way to approach a solution is to not come up with one, at least right away.

“What I’m saying is, yes, the household is a mess,” she said. “First, get yourself together—focus on you, first. This doesn’t mean take a vacation or get a massage. I mean put food in the fridge, do laundry, sleep. And then you can think straight.

“Problem solving is a poor way to do things,” said Rasmussen, who is also a professional business and life coach. “We have to get creative, use a different approach. You need to play, not work at it. When you lighten up, your perspective opens up. When you’re

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tem; sometimes you need an upgrade. But it doesn’t happen overnight.”

Now married for 31 years, Rasmussen has discovered a new perspective on communication and relationships, one that values chaos, self-care and playtime.

“I want to have more fun, I want to be happy,” she said. “It changes the feeling, opens people up to start to see what’s possible. There’s always a risk to being open but it’s the only alternative. Start to trust it. People start responding to you differently. It happens with business, too. All systems are the same, especially with kids. I’m not pro-marriage; I’m for the design of a good life.”

For more info visit www.menareeasy.com. MTW

afraid, you don’t see clearly.”

She’s had firsthand experience. After 12 years of marriage and seemingly everything in its rightful place, Rasmussen hit a roadblock.

She said that even though it didn’t make sense—that she had two beautiful children, great friends and a successful, loving husband—she was miserable. Now she believes that we all go through life transitions, or times of intense internal growth, whether we know it or not. And sometimes, our brain simply can’t keep up.

“In machine thinking, chaos means death,” she said. “In systems thinking, there’s a breakdown in organization before you reach a higher level.

People get scared because they think they’re crazy. Think of yourself as an evolving sys-

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Foreigner - Friday, Mar. 16. Foreigner is so hot I can barely stand it. I’m sorry,I have a thing for the ‘80’s. Their music has made generations of people feel frisky and I bet at least three people in your family (your mom included) have at some point gotten into the back seat of a car to either, “Hot Blooded,” “Urgent” or “Feels Like the First Time.”

Admit it and be free. $50, $43, $36. 7 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Save the Bag Pipes - Friday, Mar. 16. Benefit concert for Maui Celtic Pipes and Drums. These guys rock, and by rock I mean kick ass on the bag pipes and drums so majorly that it gives you instant chicken skin and reduces you to tears in sheer moments. Benefit concert to include world renowned champion piper Jack Lee, drummer J. Reid Maxwell, and Michelle Nadeau—a highland dancer. Shortbread and Trifle will be served. Yes! Tickets: $15. 7 p.m., Makawao Union Church, 573-1130.

Cris Williamson - Saturday, Mar. 17. The Legendary singer/songwriter Cris WIlliamson is bringing her 30th anniversary show to the Iao Theater along with guests Teresa Trull, Barbara Higbie and Vicki Randle. Williamson’s classic album, The Changer and the Changed sold nearly a million copies. Tickets: $32, $64. 8 p.m., Iao Theater. Tickets on sale at Bounty Music, Requests Music and Collections in Makawao, or by phone 800-838-3006.

Madama Butterfly - Saturday and Sunday, Mar. 17-18. The first full grand opera on Maui! Tragic drama filled with “soaring melodies and deep theatricality that bridges East and West.” Geisha plus US Navy guy plus love and betrayal. Sounds emotional and opera-ish! Be fancy. Go see the opera.

Tickets: $125, $75, $55, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m. (Sat); 2 p.m. (Sun), Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Exodus Reggae Concert - Fri, Mar. 23. Not that I’m complaining or anything, but what the heck is up with all these reggae concerts? Free Spirits, Inner Circle, Third World and Pam Hall are playing at the War Memorial Stadium. I saw Inner Circle play about 12 years ago and they were pretty awesome. Holy smokes! 12 years ago? That was a La-la-la-la-longlong-long time ago. You caught that right? Tickets: $35, $30, $25. www.exodusconcertseries.com.

Buy Back the Beach - Sat, Mar. 24. The Maui Coastal Land Trust is holding the 6th annual “Buy back the beach” event at the Old Lahaina Luau.

Funds will be used to preserve and protect coastal land and open space on Maui. Tickets: $135. Call 244-5263 for more information.

Spring Jam ‘07 - Sat, Mar 31. This is a big one!

Island Soul Entertainment along with a herd of other sponsors are bringing Bone Thugs N Harmony, Baby Bash, and the New NB Ridaz to Maui. Enough said, right? Tickets: $35, $30. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.

Dalai Lama - Wed, April 25. Tenzin Gyatso, or “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama” will be speaking at the War Memorial Stadium. This event was originally scheduled to happen at the MACC but the public response was so great that it had to be moved! The topic of the speech is, “Eight Verses for Training the Mind: A Buddhist philosophical discourse.” Tickets: $20. 2-3 p.m., The War Memorial Stadium, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:308 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, March 15 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Madama Butterfly Artist - This is cool. Jun Kaneko, the genius artist behind the amazing sets and costumes of the first full-scale opera to hit Maui, Madama Butterfly, will be talking and presenting a slideshow on the development of his work. Free. 5:30 p.m., McCoy Theater, 242-7469.

Maui United Way - My sort-of ex mother-inlaw/daughter’s grandma used to work at the Maui United Way. That’s all I can say about that, besides I think that I should get free tickets just because.

Mayor Charmaine Tavaras, Honorable Richard T. Bissen, and John Tomoso will all be there—and

most importantly all you can eat mahi-mahi and prime rib. $35. 5:45 p.m., Maui Beach Hotel’s Elleair Room, 244-8787.

Ocean Geniuses - To start the Lahaina’s Ocean Arts Festival, Flip Nicklin, a super duper underwater photographer, will be presenting a talk and video presentation with five of the top whale researchers in the industry. It’s a little bit like Christopher Moore’s FLUKE, without the little creatures and alternate lands in the belly of whales. Free. 7-9 p.m., Campbell Park, Front Street. Bring a beach chair or a mat. 667-9175.

FRIDAY, March 16 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walkins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Musicians Swap Meet ‘07 - Join in the fun at the 1st annual Musicians Swap Meet and Musical Extraviganza today through the 18th. Concerts, Clinics, sell, buy or trade, booths etc. 3-10 p.m., Kihei Charter School Concert Hall, 875-0700.

Wave for Whales - Dr. Marsha Greene will be holding a peaceful information sharing and sign waving on the harmful effects of noise pollution ion the whales and other sea creatures. 4-6 p.m., Kaahumanu Ave in front of Queen Kaahumanu Center, 573-0967.

Ka’ahumanu Festival - In celebration of the Queen’s birthday, the public is invited to bring a fresh flower lei down to The Queen Kaahumanu Center to present to the Queen’s statue.

Ceremonies to be held by th Aha Hui Ka’ahumanu Society. Free. 6-8 p.m., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-3369.

SATURDAY, March 17 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Laser Healing - Okay, this is like the dream medicine for all you Star Wars fans. Dr. Larry Lytle, BS, DDS, PhD. is holding a seminar that teaches how to ease pain through low level lasers. For real. I didn’t even know you could buy your own laser. This is news to me. regardless, it sounds interesting and he does have lots of fancy letters after his name so I’m sure it works. Right? Right. $79 (for you and two guests, lasers not included). 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Maui Beach Hotel, Maui Room, 605-342-5669.

Lahaina’s Ocean Arts Festival - Celebrate Maui’s cool marine life with a bunch of other sea lovers at this year’s festival. There will be arts, crafts, livemusic and family entertainment. Free admission. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 667-9175.

Flower Essences - Matthew Hammond of the Dragon’s Den teaches people how to use flower essences to get on a fast tack to emotional healing. Free. 9:30-11:30 a.m., The Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Ka’ahumanu Festivities - In celebration of Queen Ka’ahumanu, performances by Iolo Balubar’s Halau Hula O Keola-Ali’iokekai and Ulewehi Guerrero’s Halau Hula O Ka Makani Wili Makaha O Kaua’ula and Derick Sebastian will be held center stage at the mall. 11 a.m., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877- 3369.

St. Patty’s at the Wharf - The Wharf Cinema Center is going all out this year in celebration of St. Patrick’s day: The Maui Celtic Pipe and Drum band, face painting, an Irish buffet and more. I’m guessing green beer is probably involved, but you can bank on Guinness—a whole lot of Guinness.

Festivities begin at 2:30 p.m., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-8148.

Musicians Swap Meet ‘07 - Still going on...

See Fri, Mar. 16. 3-10 p.m., Kihei Charter School Concert Hall, 875-0700.

African Music - Mapenzi Marimba and Zuni Miguze. African food available. Free. 6-9 p.m. at the Paia Train Depot, 280-6717.

WYNONNA!

SUNDAY, March 18 Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Lahaina’s Ocean Arts Festival - Last day to celebrate Maui’s cool marine life with a bunch of other sea lovers at this year’s festival. There will be arts, crafts, live music and family entertainment.

Free admission. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Banyan Tree Park,

Wynonna Judd Thursday March 29

An Evening With

Castle Theater 7:30 pm tickets:

242-SHOW • www.MauiArts.org

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POOL TOURNAMENTS! Every Wednesday 9pm and Sunday 10pm

Now Delivering! in Lahaina town Only $2 residential Businesses FREE! 11am -2pm & 4pm-9pm

Great Asian Food & Sushi!

Call for a menu FAX

Monday Nights 10PM 505 FRONT STREET LAHAINA / 667-4051

900 Front St. • 667-7400 • Lahaina

Kiss My Taco Tuesday with Beautiful Sunsets and Fantastic Margaritas

•$250 & $350 Tacos •$250 20oz Bud & Bud Light •$450 20oz Margaritas 844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/15

Friday 03/16

Saturday 03/17

Sunday 03/18

Monday 03/19 – Wednesday 03/21

Willie K

Wild 105

Club Bing

Call for details

WED - Ultra Fab Night

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

LAWA $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Martini Night, TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Tom Cherry

Hand Jive Trio, 7:30pm

Pau Hana Party, 4-6pm

F-Word Folk, 7:30pm

Kohomua $15, 9:45 pm

Byron Brown and the Dereliks and Gorilla Jazz

Gorilla Jazz $7, 10pm

Natural Feeling & One Vibe $7, 10pm

BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BOCALINO/TIPS-UP TAVERN

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Marty Dread $7, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES

MON - Open Mic Night, 7pm, No cover Scott Baird and Deon $7, 2pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

DJ $10, 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

Lahaina, 667-9175.

Musicians Swap Meet ‘07 - Last day! See Fri, Mar. 16. 3-10 p.m., Kihei Charter School Concert Hall, 875-0700.

TUESDAY, March 20 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

Maui Ocean Center Unplugged - Okay, so we’ve all been to the Ocean Center, and we know it’s amazing. In celebration of their 9th anniversary, they are providing special “behind the scenes” tours to places that the regular visitor (that would be me and you) have never seen. Snazzy. 9 a.m., 11 a.m., 1 p.m., 3 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea, 270-7089.

Eat for the Ladies - It drives me nuts that in 2007 we still need to fight for women’s equality.

What kind of crap is that? Everyone knows we’re the dominating sex anyway. Hello? Lactation and Childbirth. Beat that! Anyway, The Maui Business and Professional Women’s org is holding a dinner where they will be honoring two women—Pamela Tumpap and Rita Barreras—for their contribution to Maui and the world for equality in the women’s work force. Tickets: $30. 5:30 p.m., Spices Restaurant at the Maui Coast Hotel, 877-8963.

WEDNESDAY, March 21 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walkins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Shoulder Pain? - If you’ve got shoulder pain, look no further. Kihei physical Therapy is here to help. They will be holding a clinic on: Rotator Cuff strains and Shoulder impingement. Learn ways to get better and ease pain. Refreshments served.

Free. 7 p.m. at Kihei Physical Therapy. Call Christie Newsom at 875-6690 for details.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations.

Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

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WED - DjBlast, 9:45pm

program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Ocean Center Fun - Mar. 18-26. In celebration of their 9th anniversary, The Maui Ocean Center will be hosting activities for kids provided by nonprofits. That’s the activities that are provided by the non-profits, not the kids... Anyway, everyday will be something different. Before you get the kids all excited, don’t forget that you still have to pay to get into the Center. It’s worth it. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea, 270-7089.

Book Signing - Sun, Mar. 18. The authors of Goodnight Hawaiian Moon will be signing and selling their book at the Maui Ocean Center Store. You do not have to pay admission to enter the store.

How convenient is that? 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7089.

Stressing about Spring Break? - Mar. 1930. Yeah, I know. Spring break used to be fun.

Now that you’re all grown up it’s not about seeing how many times you can make out on your mom’s couch without her freaking out about it, and all about finding someplace to send your kids—so they’re not making out (with that creepy neighbor kid) on your couch. The YMCA is here to help. Sign up now for the Spring Break program—the kids can do fun stuff like archery, basketball, cooking, theater, etc. while you work. Sounds like fun. Call 242-9007.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Freaking Book Burners - Sat, Mar. 17. So I can understand the whole bra burning thing—I mean, by all means, set your boobs free... But books?

Stay the hell away from my books, buddy, or I’ll blow your damn head off. Hawai`i author Dr. Rebecca Knuth will be holding a discussion on, “Burning Books and Leveling Libraries: Extremist Violence and Cultural Destruction.” Light refreshments will be served. Free. 1:30 p.m., MCC Library classroom. 984-3583.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Master Yoda - Okay, so I got you to look.

Actually, it’s Aikido. Every Tue in March, an adult and teen intro course to Ki-Aikido will take place Upcountry. $40 for the course. 7-9 p.m., Pukalani Community Center, 244-5165.

Your Canoe or Mine? - Sun, Mar. 18. The Kihei Canoe Club is holding intro practices for new and current members. Adults 8-10 a.m., kids 10 a.m.-

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Uncle Jobe- Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4pm

noon. Newbie’s welcome! Call 874-6431.

STAGE Pirates of Penzance - Now through March 18.

MAPA is puting on another play, this time with pirates! Shiver me timbers and all that good stuff.

Tickets: $15, $12. Fri-Sa, 7:30; Sun, 2 p.m., The Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 244-8760.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins. 6:30 p.m., Front Street, 661-6284.

Jan Shaner - Every Thu in March. Plein Air artist Jan Shaner will be demonstrating the techniques she uses in creating her Maui landscapes in which she captures incredible color and light. Noon-3 p.m., Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.

Bob Hoffmeyer - Every Wed in March. At the age of 65 Bob Hoffmeyer decided to take up creating glass art jewelry. His work is truly stunning.

Meet with the artist and view his work. 5-9 p.m., Maui Hands, Hyatt Regency Kaanapali, 667-7997.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m., The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Shirley Hartley - Every Tue in March. Shirley’s “Island Memories” is being featured at the Lahaina Art Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery. Check out her oil paint and palette knife technique. Gallery hours Daily 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Lahaina Art Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery, 661-0111.

MCC Art - Sat, Mar. 17. An opening reception is being held for the talented art students of MCC that are participating in a current exhibition at the school. Noon-1 p.m. at the MCC Library. For info call 984-3202.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Local Talk - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. 6-9 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take

MON-WED - Open Mic

calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga.

All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/15 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Friday 03/16

Saturday 03/17

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

McEdge No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli

Karaoke

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MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog 10pm

TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

JACQUES

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Jared 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

DJ Cronic No cover, 10pm

Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

TBA the band 10 pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10 pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

MON - Danny Murray 10 pm WED - Tom Cherry Band10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

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Monday 03/19 – Wednesday 03/21

DJ El Gato and Louie Mole $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

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Sunday 03/18

DJ mix 10pm

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Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 5-8:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by

DJ mix 10pm

Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

JD’s Band 8:30pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

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Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

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MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - DJ Nexus & Stripbeat, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

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St. Patty’s Countdown No cover, 10pm

Patty’s Festival No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Dj Tara, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Haiku Hillbillys, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic, No cover 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

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Shadow Bar

St. Patty’s w/Mike Carrol

Dub Rockers and Mikey Dread

MON - Menage Trois; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dollar Live

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DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

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888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

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DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

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There may be a huge difference between cubic zirconium and a real diamond. Most people, however, can’t tell which is which, unless they see a price tag. If the “fake” ring looks identical to the real one to anyone but a professional jeweler, what difference does it make? You’ve recently been obsessed with authenticity, and mostly I admire that. It’s often important. But there are some things that really are just about appearances, and what’s beneath doesn’t really matter. This week, accept the “ring” without wondering whether it’s cut glass or “the real thing.”

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Some hilariously backwards woman in Florida complained about the marquee of a local theater putting on a production of The Vagina Monologues. Consequently, the thing was changed to the laughable title, “The Hoohaa Monologues.” I’m actually more concerned about the theater owners, who backed down on the basis of one complaint, instead of sticking to their guns (especially since The Vagina Monologues is about women reclaiming their hoohaas). There’s nothing wrong with listening to people’s concerns, but kowtowing to them (especially when they’re just plain ridiculous)—just makes you a laughingstock. Keep that in mind this week.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) A couple weeks ago, I tried to see the lunar eclipse. The weather, however, interfered, so all I could see were dimly illuminated clouds. Oh well. Shit happens. I mention it because you’ve spent an undue amount of time and energy lately kicking yourself about stuff that you had little to no control over. I know you hate feeling helpless, but in this case exaggerating, even in your own mind, how much power you actually have is simply self-destructive. Sometimes we really are quite limited as to what we can do, and it’s better to simply accept that (especially once the situation is over, and there’s really nothing you can do, anymore).

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) The U.S. Postal Service, apparently in response to frequent complaints about long waits, has decided to “solve” the problem by removing clocks from their post offices, so people won’t notice how long they’re actually waiting. Besides being utterly impractical, this non-solution is also embarrassingly laughable. Who do they think they’re fooling? Someone close to you is likely to attempt a similarly childish and transparent ploy in order to address a problem or get your attention. It’s up to you to decide how much credit they should get for good intentions.

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You’ve heard this before but it bears repeating: you reap what you sow. You’re acting like a gardener who goes out to her vegetable patch, then acts surprised that what’s come up is corn, carrots and tomatoes, instead of peas, okra and broccoli; the plants that grew are the ones whose seeds she planted, so she has no right to complain. To be fair, you might be upset because only corn and tomatoes grew, when you also planted, right next to them, seeds for cauliflower and potatoes. Maybe you put the seeds in the wrong place, or in the wrong kind of soil, or gave them too much or too little water. Shit happens. Move on, and eat your vegetables, instead of complaining about the ones that aren’t there.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Unless it’s a computer or other hi-tech gadget, I don’t particularly like the look of anything that appears to be brand-new. Most things look better with some wear, from books to clothes to buildings.

People do, too. Sure, you don’t necessarily want someone who’s worn out, but a few scars and scratches, evidence of having lived, can be incredibly hot. You’ve lived, and survived some pretty rough patches. That’s sexy, which is why I’m confounded whenever you try to hide that and appear more innocent or less battle-scarred than you are. Flaunt it baby. Anyone who’s going to get as close as you want them to is going to find your scars, anyway, so why not show them off from the get-go?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Just as the most homophobic people back in high school were almost invariably closet queers, those doing the “persecution” now are the ones most guilty of whatever they’re persecuting. Keep that in mind as you fight the good fight—those on the other side may merit your scorn and derision for being such haters, but they deserve an ounce of compassion, too. What they hate is probably something inside themselves, and that’s got to be hard to live with. Don’t cut them any slack, but remember that they’re suffering, all the time, just by being themselves.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Wanting to be in love isn’t the same as actually being in love, and you know it. You might try to pretend otherwise, but wishful thinking isn’t going to make something work. Luckily, I’m referring not to you, but to one of your closest friends. Someone you know and adore might be deluding themselves with good intentions and high hopes, and it’s your thankless job to disabuse them of those foolish and dreamy notions. Be kind, my dear. Don’t shirk your duty, of course—but be gentle while you do it.

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The Funhouse Mirror of Love The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others. – Marcus Cato As a girlfriend, I can be a bit of a nightmare. I am dramatic, self-righteous, moody, distant and uncommunicative. I keep long hours at work, and I bring it home with me. I’m self-absorbed yet have trouble saying no to my friends, am frequently broke, always restless, physically demanding and tend to obsess over any sign of discord, whether it’s an argument about the electricity bill or a dirty sock left on the floor.

According to an ex, I’m a rigid “defender of my groove.” I have an inexplicable desire to be honest at all costs and often write about the most personal aspects of my life in this column. Though I don’t act on it, I develop crushes on nearly everyone I meet.

Without a partner, these flaws are inconsequential. Or, that is to say, in the previous four years of my lone-rambling, nobody was pointing these things out to me. And more importantly, nobody was offended by any of it.

But I guess the beauty of a relationship is that it can show you the ugly parts of yourself, too. After about six months or so, that mirrored soft focus lens gets replaced by a 32x magnifier on every bruise, pimple, scar and ingrown hair that lies just beneath the surface of the Mona Lisa smirk of my enormous, eggshelled ego.

This is the lesson I learned a couple weekends ago when I celebrated my birthday.

Since I chickened out of a weekend in Vegas with my girl Sonja, BJ decided to take me out for a drink after work. I convinced The Boyfriend I’d be home in an hour or two, and trotted off to the Dog and Duck—that new Irish pub in Kihei.

A couple friends joined us there, over Guinness and shots of Bailey’s, including yet another Palm Springs buddy I hadn’t seen in 15 years. He was sweet, and while he harked back to his band’s many parties at the abandoned nudist colony in the desert, I too reminisced.

Did we have sex? I wondered. I could not recall if it was he or his brother.

But then I couldn’t remember if he even had a brother…

A few “Duck Farts” later, BJ and I thought it time to run across the street and down some sushi at Hirohachi before we ventured over to Bada Bing’s, where Gus, Daniel J and our old Hapa’s bartender Jorge treated me to a birthday shot or two and then we darted to another bar where we met another friend and his pal who was maybe not as inebriated as I was and who, for some reason, started playing some game of wits or something with me and I was pissed because I was losing but I just couldn’t quit and I really started to believe I was 21 again.

Meanwhile, The Boyfriend, waiting patiently back at home, blew out the candles on the birthday cake he’d made for me and went to bed.

The next day, after a very sincere apology for my no-call, no-show at home, I trotted off to Lahaina to continue the birthday celebration with my girls on the Westside.

Simply replace the previous night’s components with “Mind Erasers,” Sly Mongoose, Paradice Bluz, Bamboo, Blue Lagoon, an after-hours party and another amazing display of relationship ineptitude—and this time my birthday cake was replaced with a text message somewhat resembling a really twisted fortune cookie saying: “Work and parties are your life, not commitment, love and passion.”

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LMT #3132

Gift Certificates Available

CLASSES & INSTRUCTION

HypnoBirthing®

NIA-GET FIT LESS BORING Experience an aerobic, strengthening, creative, exciting blend of Heart to Heart SEXUAL HEALER martial arts, dance, yoga, bodyWHOLISTIC APPROACH awareness tools & amazing Breathe deeply - awaken the senses feel more aliveness music... for everyBody. www.niaShift awareness - release unhealthy maui.com 280-0149. Classes at belief systems and heal sexual wounding and shame - open to more love The Studio Maui & Maui Lotus Feel more connected - feel empowered Yoga.

Be the love you are now!

For more info call 268-1337

Childbirth Classes For easier, more comfortable birthing in the way that most mirrors nature.

PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 244-0777

Ronda Rice CHC, Cht.

808-573-3402

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THAI

Try a 30 minute massage for

30

$ Full Time Massage Therapy 750 hours Course Starts April 3rd only $4500!

Full Time Esthetician Course Starts May 1st

• Exclusive Clothing Line & Boutique • Over 25 Classes • 7 Days a Week • Beginner to Create More Advance

PIPES Mind Body Spirit

Upcountry Bodywork • Vaporizers • Grinders with Richard NEW! VAPOR PIPES! Experience a Swedish-based sesHand Made on Maui sion, incorporating a variety of therapeutic bodyworks. Deep Tissue, Acupressure, Reflexology and Sports Stretching. Schedule a INTRO HIP HOP DANCE CLASS 19 Baldwin Ave Beginners and Veterans welcome! relaxing and healing session by Paia March 3, 10, 17 and 24 at 10:15 - calling 280-8557 11:15 am at Valley Isle Fitness in 579-9922 the Kaanapali Fairway Shops Experience True Thai Bodywork (Formerly Gold’s Gym). $40 for Herbs, Balms, and Ancient ALL 4 classes , members free. Techniques to Relieve Stress and ALOHA MARITAL HEALTH & HAPPINESS Class maximum so register early. Clear Obstructed Energies. Call Counseling 808-667-7474.

344-2695 for appointment. $40 For all Sex &

Mind Body Spirit

CLUB TANTRA Tantra class followed by party.

Saturdays, 7PM, Tantra School March 19-23. Singles and couples master tantra and strengthen relationships. Tantra Temple Sundays, 9:30AM. Registration, interview required.

Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103.

Connecting Spirit with Motion

Company That Actually Did Have The Best Live, Raw, Rejuvenating Products You Have Ever Seen?

AND Could Show You How To Make More $$$ Faster, Longer, & Stronger.

I Would Want To Know About This Company, Wouldn’t You? Call for Free CD Contact Carol Small

BODYWORK

Call for details.

MAT # 8803

Balancing your health in a harmonious way!

Traditional Japanese Acupuncture • Herbs • Skin/Body Restoration

249.8280 2114 N. CHURCH ST. • WAILUKU

CLASSIFIEDS Ad Deadline Monday 4pm Website www.mauitime.com To Advertise Call 244-0777 Mail 33 Market Street, Fax Number 244-0446 Suite 201 Email Wailuku, HI 96793 classifieds@mauitime.com

Ancient Techniques with Herbs & Balms

$40

LOCATED IN PUKALANI

“Nom” 344-2695

CLASSIFIED LINE AD RATES 5 lines included – approx. 140 characters

Additional lines are $3 per each

Frequencies of 1-8weeks $18/week* Frequencies of 9-26weeks $13/week* Frequencies of 27-52weeks $9/week*

Bold and/or caps are $3 per line *Does not apply to Backside or Adult Services.

Please call for pricing details.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MARCH 15, 2007

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side HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK! CALL (808) 283-3260 for complete details!

COMING NEXT WEEK! 2007

Advertising Deadline: Mar. 16th Publishes: Mar. 22nd

For advertising rates & information, call Brad at 283-3260 or Tommy at 283-0512

Feel & Look Young

Dr. Robert Ley

Anti-Aging Medicine

Comprehensive Pain Management

• Permanent Hair Reduction (Underarms, Legs, Bikini) • Cosmetic Dermatology • HGH • Botox • Collagen - Restylane • Foto Facial IPL Laser • Chemical Peels • Natural Hormones (Female) Testosterone (Male) • Wrinkle Removal Acne Scars, Age, Sundamage Spots, Lip Enhancement, Microdermabrasion DNA Skin Stem Cells Offices in

Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Neurologic Injuries & Diseases Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain Helping Patients to Find Exceptional Surgical Care and Alternative Therapies

Wailea•Kihei Makawao•Lahaina

Located in Kukui Mall

808.276.4130

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 875-7595

Trained at the Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN

BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.

EVENT PHOTOGRAPHY

Sweet Life Fruit Company

Weddings, parties, individual and family portraits and glamour shots. 808-264-5225

Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers

MAUI TATTOO COMPANY Traditional, Custom, Polynesian, Cover-Ups, Portraits. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., under Lu Lu’s. 8740034

On The UPside with TERI MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM. Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-2427800.

MODELS NEEDED! Pro photographer hiring models for beauty, fitness and lifestyle stock photos. $50 per hour. No experience necessary. E-mail photo to ron@ronchapple.com. Or mail photo to RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753.

Call (808) 874-5755.

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide.

Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

HOT DOLLAR DVD DAYS AT PARADISE SPICE! $1 per hour for select 4-5-6 hour XXX DVD's.

Plus 25% OFF STOREWIDE CLEARANCE. 1010 Lower Main Street, Wailuku. 249-2449 SEE OUR AD ON PAGE 3 OF THIS PAPER!

LAHAINA COOLERS ISLAND STYLE ST. PATTY'S DAY

ALOHA SWIM & GOLF SPRING BREAK SAVINGS!

Live Reggae Music with Sonny B, Saturday 8PM-Midnight. Irish Food Specials Too! 180 Dickenson Street, Lahaina. 661-7082

Save up to 50% OFF brand name swimwear from Vix, Blink, Rusty, Lucy Love ad more.

Fairway Shops, Kaanapali. 661-1929

MAPENZI MARIMBA ENSEMBLE

MAUI TIME IS HIRING

With special guest artist Zuni Migoze from Kenya.

Saturday, March 17 at the Paia Train Depot. 6-9 p.m. No Cover. For more info call 280-6717

Positions open: Admin. Assistant, Ad Coordinator, Sales Rep. Please send resume to jen@mauitime.com or fax to 808-244-0446.

OCEAN VIEW LOTS

2 half-acre, R-3 zoned, Upcountry building lots, 3 water meters.

$875,000

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

Complete Remodeling Services Is it time to Is your hom? e remodel yo u too dark or condo?r home W hat abou Do you need?a new deck?t a new kitchen

YOU DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME! Call CCF

280-4934

West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate!

Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005

email: ccfmaui@earthlink.net Window and Door Installation • Drywall • Painting • Stairs

QUALITY CARPENTRY WORK

Drafting/Design/Cost Planning We work with licensed plumbers and electricians.

ORGANIC PEST CONTROL

BLUE BAMBOO Chinese Medical Center & Spa

SPORTFISHING

15off

$

Any TWO treatments on the same day.

Combine a massage, facial, and/or acupuncture for yourself or a friend.

MAE #2016

Take Hinau St. exit off Honoapiilani Hwy. just north of the Sugar Cane Train

COME SEE OUR NEW LIGHTING SYSTEMS

Valid Saturdays and Sundays only through March 2007.

2099 Wells St., • Wailuku 244-6778 • 7 Days A Week

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Bertram Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is (16 caught in 2006)

FREE (808)

667-2774

Toll Free 1-800-590-0133