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CONTENTS

VOLUME 11 • ISSUE 20

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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What’s your Hobo name?

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The county planning department finally responds to our story on disappearing beach access in Letters. Anthony Pignataro gives you 15 things to consider when you go to the upcoming Superferry EIS hearing. Rob Report goes all the way to Bali to find solutions to some of Maui’s problems. Bad news at the pump means good news for Tesoro in The Maui 10. It’s time to denounce Bamboo Forest litterbugs in Eh Brah! Then Kimo Apana makes an unexpected appearance in Coconut Wireless. Then News of the Weird looks at justice Dubai-style.

Cole Smithey says great voices and great animation make Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who a great kid’s flick.

14 FEATURE STORY The state Legislature only meets for a few months out of the year, and in that brief time they move through a lot of bills. Greg Mebel dug through their piles and found three proposed laws that haven’t gotten a lot of publicity but are really important.

16 ONO KINE GRINDS Starr Begley finds 808 Deli in Kihei, and wonders if it’s the island’s best sandwich shop. Then in Take Five Jessica Armstrong talks St. Patty’s Day fare.

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24 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Some chick named Lindsey Riesinger can’t believe world music artist Ty Burhoe is returning to Maui. Then Mind Candy offers three points of view on Jack Johnson’s new album Sleep Through the Static.

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR PLANNING DEPT. SPEAKS The Planning Department would like to offer the following in response to the Feb. 21, 2008 article “Line in the Sand.”

The Planning Department agrees that public access to our shoreline is of great importance to the quality of life for our citizens. The department tries to use a variety of tools that are available in order to improve and protect public access to and along the shoreline.

The Hawai‘i Coastal Zone Management Act empowers the county to provide and manage adequate public access, consistent with conservation of natural resources, to and along shorelines with recreational value. The Planning Department works with other county authorities, such as the Maui Planning Commission, to achieve reasonable dedication of shoreline areas with recreational value for public use as part of discretionary approvals during the Special Management Area (SMA) permitting process.

Recent approvals such as the Wailea Renaissance, Wailea Marriot, Maui Palms, Kapalua Bay Hotel, and the Royal Lahaina improved access by removing pools and structures out of the shoreline setback area, increasing

public parking, improving trails and paths, and providing access for those with disabilities. Maui Land & Pine is constructing a 3.5-mile linear shoreline trail connecting five beaches in West Maui.

When land is subdivided, the County Code requires that a right-of-way be dedicated for public use to the shoreline at 1,500 foot intervals provided this is feasible considering safety and terrain. In 2005, the county bought a 600-foot wide, 1.5-mile long strip of coastal land during the Ukumahame Subdivision SMA process. This coastal land is the first phase of the Pali-to-Puamana coastal park plan.

The department has also drafted the Countywide Policy Plan that contains policies speaking to assuring public access, not just to shores but also to the mountains. The draft Plan was recently transmitted to the County Council for their review and adoption.

The department also helped Tri-Isle RC&D and the Kihei Community Association restore access in Kamaole II and dunes in Kamaole III parks by using sand donated by [the Department of Land & Natural Resources] DLNR and the Whale Sanctuary.

These community efforts reflect that active, concerned citizens working in collaboration with the government is an effective way to get things done.

Enforcement of existing rules is a key to success. With only a few enforcement personnel it’s challenging, but the County Council did approve two new zoning inspector positions in this year’s budget. We often seek compliance and improvements to shoreline access when someone proposes to redevelop their oceanfront property.

The department is also actively enforcing our existing regulations. For example, in 2006, the department fined a shoreline landowner $50,000 for un-permitted shoreline work. The money will be used for beach nourishment projects.

Access that is on private property must be purchased or dedicated by easement to the county in order for the public to have a right to use that access, and many historic access points never were dedicated. While the department is trying to assure access when new development is proposed, we cannot easily go backwards in time regarding already approved developments.

The county can condemn lands as was done at Montana Beach, but it’s very expensive. That is why we generally use the SMA and Shoreline permit process to restore access and help property owners keep structures and homes out of harms way from coastal hazards.

In 2005, the Department updated the Shoreline Access Guide and added a webbased Inventory of Shoreline Access

Points (www.mauicounty.gov/departments/Planning/czmp/beach.htm). The guide notes if an access point is dedicated to the county. If you would like to add an area that isn’t currently dedicated, contact your elected officials and ask them to support your request.

-Thorne Abbott, County of Maui Planning Department

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Boat Talk 15 reasons to worry about the Hawai‘i Superferry The state’s doing the whole Hawai‘i Superferry Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) thing bassackwards, which means hearings on how the big boat will affect us are starting up now, after the boat’s been more or less operating for four months. Here are 15 things to think about during the upcoming Maui hearing:

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1 Hawai‘i Superferry Inc. officials told the state Public Utilities Commission that, at most, the Alakai would lose 10 days a year to bad weather. Since the boat started service on Dec. 13, she’s missed 14. 2 The Superferry Alakai is, at the moment, still being repaired after being seriously damaged when company officials had it drydocked to repair an auxiliary rudder problem.

3 According to the Feb. 2, 2008 Maui News, Mayor Charmaine Tavares banned all county employees from using the Superferry for official business. 4 Two words: seasick pills. 5 A Dec. 29, 2004 Department of Transportation (DOT) memo written by unknowns and unearthed by the Advertiser during a public records request says requiring a Superferry environmental review before the boat begins service is the “Right thing to do,” brings “Less risk in that we avoid probable challenges,” “Would address

public concerns,” “minimize opposition,” “gain support” and is necessary because “Comments received to date are valid concerns and should not be left unanswered.”

6 Despite investing $1 million in Hawai‘i Superferry, Inc., the Maui Land & Pineapple Company is not using the boat to ship any fruit because, according to the Feb. 3, 2008 Honolulu Advertiser, it’s not “cost-effective.” 7 The boat, despite being capable of carrying 866 passengers and 282 cars, hasn’t carried anywhere near those numbers. 8 It costs an extra $20 on top of the regular passenger fare to get into the Hahalua Lounge that overlooks the boat’s bow. 9 John Lehman, HSF’s Chairman of the Board, is a former U.S. Navy Secretary who once ordered Naval Investigative Service agents to investigate an archbishop simply because he was an outspoken opponent of Lehman’s plan to name a nuclear-powererd attack submarine the USS Corpus Christi. 10 State Senator J. Kalani English sent out a Dec. 18, 2007 press release saying that he “received a report that a Young Brothers vessel carrying goods to Maui was forced to remain outside Kahului Harbor while the Superferry was docked” and that while he understood “that was because of security measures… we should not have to decide between serving inter-island travelers and serving our own residents’ daily needs.” 11 That same Dec. 29, 2004 DOT memo cited above said not doing a Superferry environmental review before

Remember when the Superferry used to do this?

service began “may trigger a challenge where we may be subject to the courts’ schedule and processes.” 12 The unanimous Aug. 23, 2007 Hawai‘i Supreme Court ruling saying that contrary to the insistences of HSF and Governor Linda Lingle, there did in fact need to be a Superferry environmental review. 13 Despite repeated assurances from HSF officials that they intend to return to Kauai, the Superferry has not attempted to return to Nawiliwili Harbor since Aug. 26, 2007, when nearly three-dozen protesters on surfboards blocked its arrival.

14 On Nov. 9, 2007, a few days before Judge Joseph Cardoza lifted the injunction he’d placed on the Superferry preventing it from entering Kahului Harbor, HSF officials told the state Public Utilities Commission that “an emergency exists”

and that they need special expedited review of new promotional fares because “any delay… will result in substantial damage to HSF. The PUC agreed and approved the new fares without public comment or even announcement, which is completely legal in the State of Hawai‘i. 15 Between 2004 and 2007, Hawai‘i Superferry officials spent $175,000 on lobbyists and political campaign contributions—$12,000 of which went to Governor Lingle, HSF’s staunchest supporter during the time.

State officials will hold two “informational meetings” on the Hawai‘i Superferry EIS on Monday, Mar. 17 (25 p.m., 6-9 p.m.) at the Henry Perrine Baldwin High School Auditorium, 1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku. MTW

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Bali Spirit

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Ancient roots bear 21st century fruits Bali is the most celebrated of the 13,000 islands comprising Indonesia. Well-known for its talented artists, sculptors and carvers, it’s also steeped in culture, religion and ceremony, with most of its three million residents following a type of Balinese Hinduism.

The island also shares similarities to Maui. Though three times larger, the islands are of remarkably similar shape, including the 10,000-foot volcano Mount Agung on Bali’s larger eastern end. Both islands are, of course, highly dependent on tourists and imported goods, and both share awareness for recent wake-up calls over limitations of mass tourism and the need to pursue a sustainable future.

The Indonesian economy took a nosedive in 1998 that led to a proliferation of illegal logging. Over the past decade, Indonesia has had the highest deforestation rate of any country in the world, according to United Nations Environmental Committee statistics.

While some places in Bali have made way for strips of luxury resorts, a Hard Rock Café and even McDonald’s and KFC, much remains of the agrarian lifestyle of rice-farmers and of the unique island culture and art.

Recently I sat at a short wooden table in the corner of the bustling Bali Spirit Kafe in downtown Ubud, eager to talk story with Made Gunarta, known to friends as Kadek. Serving healthy foods and drinks, the Kafe is one of several businesses at his family compound and has become a favorite of expatriates visiting Bali, many of them taking advantage of the Wi-Fi hotspot to check in on the rest of the world via their laptops.

My intention was to talk with Kadek about his handmade furniture from recycled woods, and his part in conceiving of the first annual Bali Spirit Festival. But my bout with the local bugs and dysentery in the past few days brought about my initial question. “Do you have a favorite remedy,” I asked, “for the ‘Bali belly?’”

Kadek smiled. “I’ll order you something that works for me,” he said.

Soon, two orange-colored drinks arrived. While patrons around us had their coffees and teas, we each sipped our “Belly Juice,” consisting of fresh turmeric and aloe vera, blended with a fresh apple. Before long, my stomach somersaults subsided.

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LC Watch All Frank Wanca wanted to do was explain to the Liquor Control Adjudication Board what he saw as a flaw in the way LC personnel alert liquor license holders that they’ve committed a violation.

At the Mar. 6 board hearing, Wanca repeatedly admitted that an employee of his establishment—Kala Mart in Kihei—had sold alcohol to a minor back in the summer of 2007, and that he was sorry and would plead no contest to the charge.

But, Wanca said, it was crazy for the LC to have given his employee— the same one busted for selling booze to a minor—notification of the violation. As a result, Wanca said, he had no knowledge of the incident until just a month ago. “What incentive does the employee have to tell their employer?” Wanca asked the board members.

Unfortunately for Wanca, the board is notoriously hostile to anyone who dares openly criticize either the methods or the motivations of anyone in the LC. Members reacted with predictable harshness.

New Years Eve on Bali

adek’s great-grandfather founded the village of Ubud, so he naturally holds a responsibility for helping guide its wellbeing. He explained the family lineage of artisans. Great-grandfather was an undagi, or Balinese architect. As such, he incorporated spiritual aspects into the practice, including asking permission before cutting the trees and only moving into a dwelling on auspicious days. His grandfather also was a house-builder, while his mom, dad, and uncles were painters.

“I got my chisel when I was six years old,” Kadek said. Nowadays, he wears a number of hats, including business owner, landlord, architect, builder, furniture maker, festival organizer and father to four-year old daughter Bella, along with his wife Megan, a native New Yorker.

Barely able to speak English, Kadek first visited the U.S. in 1991, when he worked as an agent for an import/export business.

Later he traveled often to nearby Java and filled containers with furniture and antiques for clients in San Diego, San Francisco, Taos and elsewhere. He made a number of connections that to this day provide sources of recycled wood from old houses and other structures, including railroad ties from a defunct sugar company railway.

Megan, an art history major, helped open their first business at the family compound. Tegun Gallery is a museum-like menagerie of artifacts, antiques and tribal

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arts from Bali and throughout Indonesia.

The Kafe is indicative of the new wave in Ubud, a growing awareness of health consciousness and environmental stewardship. When the October 2002 bombing of a Kuta discotheque led to a travel ban, the critical blow to the tourist industry led to a flurry of properties for sale. “It was a big reality check on the mass tourism idea,” Kadek said. see BALI, page 12

“When you put someone in charge, they’re responsible,” board member Glen Kunitake told Wanca.

“The blame is not on the Liquor Department. The blame is on the guy who hired the employee. He is your representative when you’re absent. Period.”

Wanca said he understood that, but then Board chairman Donald Fujii started in on him for failing to review surveillance footage the night of the incident. “You said it was his first time?” Fujii asked. “As a business person, that’s when I’d review the tape.”

Even after the board deliberated and announced a fine of $2,000 ($1,000 suspended pending no further violations for a year) board member Jerrybeth DeMello tore into Wanca.

“Mr. Wanca, when you leave your establishment, you leave responsibility to them,” she said.

Only board member Joe Tanaka seemed to acknowledge that Wanca might have a point. “We checked the procedures, and we feel the procedures are okay,” he said.

“But we’ll inform the department of our concerns.”

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

Thorn. In case you haven’t heard of him— and I can’t think of a reason why you would have—he was the Project Technical Manager for the Hawai`i Superferry at the Austal shipyard in Mobile, Alabama.

Put much too simply, he’s the guy who actually built the Superferry. Anyway, I called Thorn because I wanted to find out what the people at Austal thought of Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. CEO John Garibaldi’s saying in the Feb. 21, 2008 Honolulu Advertiser that a “design flaw” in the Superferry’s rudder was at fault for the boat’s recent pitching troubles. “That’s an erroneous statement,” Thorn—who strangely enough hadn’t been asked his views on the Superferry’s notorious rudder problems until this morning—told me.

“There was a design change that we made that didn’t filter down to this boat. It’s not a major big deal—well, it was a major big deal that we had to go back and fix it—but it happens. The problem goes back to [designers in] Australia. That’s actually part of the issue, but we’re doing a lot of our own [design] work now. It’s just one of those things.” Now we may just be splitting hairs on this whole “design flaw” vs. “unmade design change” issue, but Thorn did seem really optimistic about the Superferry’s current state of repair. Of course, this might be because yesterday Thorn and the rest of his Superferry team won the “Engineering Project of the Year” award from the Mobile Area Council of Engineers. Anyway, Thorn finished up our chat by saying that Austal workers have finished fixing the Superferry’s rudder problems, and are now fixing the damage caused when Honolulu shipyard workers apparently “misblocked” the boat as they drydocked her. “She’s a great ship, man, she really is,” Thorn told me. “We just have to get her running on a consistent basis.

Should be a couple, two-three weeks now.”

Let’s start the week off right—with a lawsuit filed by five citizens alleging that in 2007 the Maui County Council’s Land Use Committee repeatedly violated state open meetings laws while deciding what the hell to do with the big Wailea 670 project.

“The Hawai‘i Sunshine Act requires that the County Council allow public testimony on every agenda item at every meeting,” Lance Collins, the attorney for the five citizens, said in a press release sent out today. “Last year during the Wailea 670 meetings, Land Use Committee Chair Mike Molina avoided public testimony requirements by engaging in a running recessed meeting several times.”

Now I can just visualize Wailea 670 “representative” Charlie Jencks throwing a hissy over this one, sputtering and stammering about how public comment just droned on and on during Land Use Committee hearings on Wailea 670, and that is actually a fair point. Many people did get to testify in public on this project. But that’s not the issue: for years, Wailea 670 boosters like Jencks have been sneering that they had an “entitlement” to the land. And using the strictest, narrowest legal definitions, they were correct. Hence the beauty of today’s lawsuit, which is every bit as narrow and legalistic as the arguments used by the Wailea 670 people.

The law is the law, right?

Across the country, the sub-prime mortgage-lending crisis is ballooning into a full-fledged cataclysm and may in fact be dragging the entire nation into recession. Foreclosures are rising, home prices are falling. Can you think of a better time to jump into the local real estate market? And can you think of a better, sharper person to just walk in and clean house (so to speak) than… James “Kimo” Apana? I certainly can’t—and neither can Prudential, which could barely contain their glee in an ad that’s running in today’s Maui News classifieds. “Welcome Kimo!” the ad announces. “As a former Mayor of Maui, Kimo’s knowledge of the community and its people are unsurpassed. Once again, Kimo is showing his willingness to work with and help the people of Maui fulfill their dreams of home ownership.”

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SATURDAY, Mar. 8

Had an interesting chat with Doug

Remember these guys? the Superferry would be able to sail again.

HSF officials announced today that she’ll stay in drydock another six weeks. “[W]ork to repair damage to the ship that occurred during the drydocking process is going to take longer than was previously projected,” stated a McNeil Wilson Communications press release I received this afternoon. “Based on the latest repair schedule, reservations for sailings after April 22 are now being accepted.” April 22? Hey, the Superferry still exists, right?

It wasn’t totally smashed into a million pieces when they hauled her out of the water, right? And all these delays aren’t just so the company can figure out a way to tell us that they really, Really, REALLY screwed the pooch?

FRIDAY, Mar. 7

Well, Thorn wasn’t even close on when

SUNDAY, Mar. 9 I’m just asking.

MONDAY, Mar. 10 Speaking of screwing the pooch, the news today is just packed with evidence that the War in Iraq is yet again headed for complete disaster. President George W. Bush and Republican presidential nominee John McCain insist we’re winning, so how come the Associated Press is reporting today that the monthly cost of the war is now running at $12 billion? Typical inflationary pressures? Remember the good old days when the war cost just $9 billion a month? Of course, if you really want to get nostalgic you can think back all the way to 2003, when the Bush Administration was saying the “oil revenues” would pay for the war and we’d have lower gas prices to boot. Yeah, good times… Anyway, suicide bombers killed eight American soldiers today, the first

time this has happened in about a year.

But there’s also good news! Vice President Dick Cheney’s old company KBR, Inc. has finally stopped supplying our troops with “unmonitored and potentially unsafe” water, according to an official Pentagon report obtained by the AP. KBR insists it meets all our military’s “contract standards” and has an “unwavering” commitment to our troops’ safety, but otherwise can’t really explain why “dozens” of our servicemen and women got sick when exposed to the water.

TUESDAY, Mar. 11 And now some really bad news about a war that has yet to start. Today Admiral William Fallon resigned as our head of Central Command, which has complete military authority over the Persian Gulf region.

Fallon’s ousting–resignation was apparently not his idea– is apparently due to his outspoken views (highlighted in a recent Esquire profile) that a war with Iran would not be in our best interests.

“Admiral Fallon’s decision to resign is yet one more example of this Administration silencing our top military leaders,” U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai‘i) said in a press release sent out hours after the news broke. “It is not only necessary but mandatory that these military experts who have spent years in the field serving our country have the ability express their concerns without fear of censure or reprisal.”

Get updates throughout the day from Anthony Pignataro sent to your cellphone by texting “follow apignataro” to 40404. MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD YIKES! The divorce of Anton Popazov and his wife, Nataliya, is about to go through, but the couple are still contractually committed to the Moscow State Circus, where their act includes Nataliya’s shooting an apple off of Anton’s head with a crossbow. The Times of London asked Anton during a show in Sheffield, England, in February whether he was afraid. “I still trust her because Nataliya is very professional,” he said. “[T]he show must go on.”

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had fallen into his clothing as he prepared for a flight to Dubai.

INEXPLICABLE In January, Derry, N.H., Town Administrator Gary Stenhouse told Thomas Souhlaris that he’d have to move his sausage stand because he was trespassing on city property. Souhlaris had set up the stand at the town’s garbage transfer station, and Stenhouse said there might be municipal liability issues, especially if other food vendors followed Souhlaris and set up stands at the dump.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE

CLEVER!

Two Park Vista High School girls who admitted that they swiped money off the table of a Girl Scout selling cookies at a supermarket in Boynton Beach, Fla., in January told WPBF-TV later that they had no remorse. “We went through all that effort to get [the money],” one said on camera. “We got all these charges [against us], and we had to give the money back. I’m kind of pissed.” Added the other, “I’m not sorry. I’m just pissed that I got caught.” The victim’s mother said that the girls returned to the supermarket the next day and taunted the little girl.

In January, Shafkat Munir, 26, was sentenced to 12 months in jail for an attempted hoax in Lancashire County, England, in 2007 after receiving three speeding tickets. Rather than pay the fines, totaling the equivalent of about $350 (and retain his license, since his record was otherwise clean), Munir created his own death certificate to get the charges dismissed. Said an official, “I have never known anyone to go to such lengths [over speeding tickets].” The judge also revoked Munir’s license.

DUBAI ‘JUSTICE’ In February, a court in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, sentenced Briton Keith Brown, 43, to the standard four-year minimum term in prison for violating the country’s extreme “zero tolerance” drug laws, even though the only drug found was a “speck” (0.003 grams) of cannabis caught in the tread of his shoe and discovered only because the Dubai airport uses sophisticated drugdetection equipment. Previously, a Canadian man was imprisoned for “possession” of three poppy seeds (from a bread roll he had eaten at Heathrow Airport in London) that

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT On Nov. 30, for a social justice project at Cheektowaga Central High School (Buffalo, N.Y.), students spent an 18degree night in cardboard boxes on the school’s lawn, in supposed solidarity with the area’s homeless population.

According to a Buffalo News report, the suffering students brought DVD players to watch movies inside their boxes, ate donated Dunkin’ Donuts and pizzas, and ducked into the school’s heated gym whenever they got too cold or bored.

THINNING THE HERD In January a 39-year-old man fell to his death while trying to slide down a banister in the Hollywood & Highland Center mall in Los Angeles. MTW

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ROBREPORT BALI: continued from page 6 The Kafe is also home to non-profit organizations like the Sumatran Orangutan Society office, which fights rainforest habitat destruction. The corner where we sat featured SOS t-shirts, recycled shopping bags sewn with plastics tetra-pak containers and other products benefiting worthy organizations.

A few years ago, Kadek and Megan started Balispirit.com, promoting healthy living, eco-consciousness, healing and spiritual practices, including yoga. They opened a small yoga space—12 feet by 24 feet—that drew increasing crowds. Soon they converted Kadek’s export warehouse into The Kafe, featuring salads, soups, juices and coffees.

he Kafe gets organic greens from Sari Organik, a small experimental family-size farm growing chemical-free vegetables, fruits and rice. Situated in the middle of rice fields from one horizon to the other, Sari Organik provides salaries for 15 families with their gardens, food processing and an open-air restaurant for those willing to make the 10-minute walk up from Ubud. Motor scooters are also able to navigate the winding path amidst the dozens of rice paddies.

Under the direction of a charming Israeli expatriate named Oded, Sari Organik is creating a fair trade system where farmers sell directly to customers, and also grow indigenous, more nutritional varieties of rice, processing it themselves to ensure a whole-grain rice.

Vegetables thrive under bamboo-framed shade houses, producing a range of

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“The Balinese used to eat a lot of pork,” Kadek said. “Now it’s getting back to more vegetables.”

The focus on healthy living has been a boon to Bali’s visitors and people alike.

Kadek and Megan bought a larger space and built the Yoga Barn, using recycled materials. A stunning three-story creation, it provides a community space for music, dance, yoga and more.

The integration of all these things somehow gave birth to the Bali Spirit Festival, where visiting musicians, artists, teachers and workshop leaders carry out a week-long slate of activities. The kick-off event featured a benefit concert by Michael Franti, raising $25,000 for the Bumi Sehat Birthing Center—a clinic for

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The previous evening, Elle magazine had done an interview with Kadek and Megan. Today, they both seemed calm, despite juggling scores of festival details.

It’s possible that Kadek found his flair for gala events when he and his uncle traveled to Seattle in 1995 for the Bumbershoot Festival. Creating a feature called Burning Spirit, they constructed an 18-foot tall paper mache statue. After acquiring city permits, they then set it ablaze, right underneath the Space Needle.

When asked if this could have been the seed for the Burning Man gatherings, Kadek laughed and said he didn’t know. Yet, it was certainly similar to the New Year’s Eve ceremony we witnessed a few nights earlier.

Young men of the various villages comprising Ubud spend two weeks constructing large bamboo-framed Ogoh-Ogohs, grandiose monsters symbolizing the inner demons of evil energies or uncontrolled desires. After parading them through town, accompanied by a fascinating cacophony of gamelan musicians, they are then burned, symbolizing purification and transporting the demons away.

The following day, Nyepi, is the Day of Silence. The previous night’s purification ceremony allows one to begin the New Year “empty” and to meditate on the good.

“Religion is like a big frame for life,” Kadek said. “Inside, you need a good picture.

It should involve all the various talents.”

Kadek is also on the town’s development committee, and helps oversee planning for the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary of Padangtegal, an oasis of ancient trees home to 300 native longtailed macaques. Revered as a sacred Balinese Hindu site, written records indicate a temple was built there in the mid14th century. Other archaeological evidence indicates the site may have been a Vishnu Temple dating as far back as the ninth century. Balinese Hinduism combines aspects of Animism, Ancestor Worship, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Kadek told me his great-grandfather helped rebuild the main temple in 1952.

Now a popular tourist attraction, visitor entry fees have paid to expand the sanctuary by four hectares, or about 10 acres.

Tree-planting certificates are available to expand the forested area with some of more than 115 species of trees identified in the sanctuary. Kadek believes it’s beneficial to expand this area for educational and recreational purposes, as well as to allow the continuation of ceremonial practices. The monkeys, he says, are the guardians of this spiritual place.

Deeply rooted in its cultural past, Bali thrives today, integrating the old and new with a style all its own. In many ways, it provides a unique mind-body-spirit blueprint to find harmony in an increasingly crowded and cluttered world. MTW

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State legislators meet for just 60 working days a year, and during that time scramble to craft and pass all sorts of bills. Here’s a look at three that aren’t getting nearly the publicity they deserve:

THE MENTALLY ILL AND PRISON One thing’s for sure: the state has a huge job to do, dealing with a prison population where four of 10 inmates are mentally ill. And, according to a recent Pew Center report, this is the first time that one in 10 Americans is behind bars.

America is the world’s No. 1 incarcerator.

In Hawai‘i, there’ve been major problems with overcrowding and dealing the mentally ill who find themselves behind bars. The U.S. Department of Justice even sued

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the state for not treating mentally ill prisoners up to modern day standards.

There’s just not enough room to house prisoners here, and so state officials outsource the job to privately run prisons in Arizona. Recently, the State of Hawai‘i decided to build “tent-like” structures to house more inmates here in the islands. But the tents are just a short-term solution—and a way to capture federal dollars that were earmarked for a facility like the one planned for Pu‘unene but are going to expire at the end of the year.

The elephant in the room is that the problem of overcrowding could soon be magnified. This year Arizona Governor Janet Nepolitano is pushing legislation to stop the free importation of murderers, rapists and other felons into her state. “It’s a matter of public safety,” Dennis Burke, her chief of staff, says.

And depending on what happens there, Hawai‘i may need to ramp up, and quickly. But the state government hasn’t been able to do much quickly. And when it’s tried, it’s stepped on toes and broken laws—a la the Superferry.

The State of Hawai‘i was first brought up on charges of mishandling its incarcerated by the Department of Justice in the 1990s. In 2006, state officials formed yet another task force to study some of the issues and propose solutions. The legislature noted in the language first ordering the task force that there had been a host of proposals, but to organize them better, they should first do a study.

Maui’s own Senator Rosalyn Baker (D, South and West Maui) chaired the task force and presented its findings to the 2008 legislature. By all accounts, they produced a comprehensive, valuable report, chock-full of solutions.

But the slow beast that is government doesn’t run.

Hence it’s not really surprising that a bill passing through the state halls this session that would have attempted to address a portion of the problems at Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC), has now changed from action to just another task force study.

On Maui there’s a shortage of mental health workers and

inadequate mental health facilities to deal with the growing numbers of mentally ill people who find themselves in jail.

The state psychiatrist comes just twice a month. If someone’s in crisis, he or she gets shipped to Oahu, either to the correctional center there or to the state hospital.

Senate Bill 2524 originally required all community correctional centers to set up separate mental health areas for prisoners with mental health issues. It would also have kept those with mental illness in quarters separated from the rest of the prison population. And the bill sought to end the practice of putting unruly, mentally ill prisoners in solitary confinement.

Says the chair of the State Council on Mental Health, Ku‘ulei Kilioa, “If you take anyone and put them in solitary confinement, if they don’t go crazy, they should be locked up.”

But in testimony before the legislature, state Attorney General Mark Bennett warned that if your job is to handle someone who is dangerous to others, and you can’t confine them away from others, then you’ve got a problem; one that would open the state to costly litigation.

Beyond that, there were questions about cost and space. “This bill first asked for separate facilities to be established,” Baker says. “That approach had lots of problems associated with it.”

And so another feasibility study is being proposed.

Another year gone by.

But baby steps are happening. The state’s Adult Mental Health Department has a conditional release program that provides services to the mentally ill who are out of jail but still require psychological treatment. The idea is to keep as many people out of the State Hospital as possible, where treatment costs about $870 per day.

That program saved the state $10 million in three months alone, according to a 2008 legislative report. The program’s staff consists of only nine forensic coordinators. Governor Linda Lingle has asked for 21 new positions and $662,250 for Public Safety Department mental

health workers in her 2008 Supplemental Budget request.

This year legislators have much on their plate, much to consider and many stakeholders to satisfy. Being a lawmaker isn’t an easy or super-lucrative job, but perhaps with a goal to study results instead of task force findings, more problems and more inefficiencies will be solved instead of simply pondered.

CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS “We need change in Washington!” It’s a popular rallying cry heard in the presidential primaries over and over again. But what does it really mean? For some, change means getting big money and corporate interests out of politics. The idea being that decisions would then be made on the merits of the issue, instead of how much big companies and professional lobbyists donate to a politician’s campaign coffers.

This year’s state legislators will hear two bills that address these issues head-on. The first, HB 661 would set up a system whereby candidates can access public money to run their campaign.

The next bill, SB 2455, was actually killed in the House of Representatives, but was then magically reborn as an amendment to Senate bill 2204. This proposed law changes the amount of money a corporation could give to a candidate from $1,000 to “unlimited.”

HB 661, heard on March 11 by the Senate Committee on the Judiciary and Labor, has been deferred until March 17.

The bill’s still alive, but it has been killed nine years in a row.

Bill Moyers, a popular Public Broadcasting System (PBS) journalist, states in a video promoting public campaign financing, “Today elections can be bought,” and that special interest dollars are “choking democracy to death.”

Representative Joe Bertram III (D, South Maui) surmises that people are soured on politics and one reason is that they see it as being unduly influenced by those with the money. “People need some sort of reform,” he says. “People need hope, especially in the state with the lowest voter turnout in the nation. And Maui’s Number One.” The Big Island County Council has voted seven to two to be the first pilot case in Hawai‘i. But here the State Campaign Spending Commission regulates campaign spending, even at the county level. So passage of the state bill will decide if the county pilot program will fly or not.

It’s widely expected that if the bill passes, it will already have been modified to allow full public funding only on the Big Island at the start.

Ironically, there is already $5.5 million in a state fund earmarked to help fund campaigns. It began in 1978 to allow for partial funding of campaigns.

Maui County Councilmember Gladys Baisa applied for partial public funding during her 2006 race. “I don’t have any problems with it [the bill],” she says. “In the last election I went for public financing. I was a first-time candidate. What I raised, they matched.”

But Korey Payne of Voter Owned Hawai‘i says the partial funding option doesn’t give most candidates a fair chance. Payne says that on the state level in 2002, just 10 percent of 400-plus candidates opted for the current partial funding option. He says that in 2006 the average winner spent $36,000 on his or her campaign, while the current system would have provided a mere $4,600.

V o t e r O w n e d Hawai‘i asserts that this is one reason more people from different socioeconomic backgrounds don’t go into public service, and why it’s so hard for lawmakers to ignore special interests.

Opponents counter by saying the program actually constitutes a form of welfare. Said one legislative staffer of a Republican State Senator who requested anonymity, “Why would I want to pay for a candidate I don’t even support?”

What’s more, Barbara Wong, Executive Director of the state Campaign Spending Commission, has said that there are certain scenarios where the state’s coffers wouldn’t cover projected costs. Whether those scenarios will ever come to fruition is part of the current debate.

“At a county-level, people will see it [a difference in the system with publicly funded elections] and check-off the box on their income taxes more often,” Representative Bertram says. “They’ll be more inspired. We should just try it. So it fails… It might succeed.”

Then there’s SB 2455, which would eliminate the current $1,000 limit on corporate contributions. That bill failed, but the corporate contribution provision is now an amendment to SB 2204.

Maui Mayor Charmaine Tavares challenged the limit during her successful 2006 mayoral campaign and Maui Circuit Judge Joseph Cardoza backed her.

Cardoza ruled that corporations could donate directly to a candidate without limits. The state Attorney General’s office agreed.

But the state Campaign Spending Commission cried foul and strenuously opposed SB 2455. And it’s against SB 2204. In fact, 22 states have banned direct donations from corporations to candidates.

“The law is fine the way it is now and I think if SB 2204 were passed it would be like stepping into a time capsule and going back to the days of good ol’ boy politics,” Representative Angus McKelvey (D, West Maui) said. At press time, the Legislature deferred the measure, which usually means it’s dead, but considering that it’s died before, it’s hard to say for certain.

SEX ED Our last bill’s a bit sexier than campaign spending or prisoners’ mental health. The Women’s Caucus, a group of female lawmakers, introduced SB 1117 that would require schools receiving public funds to teach medically accurate information on abstinence AND contraception.

That’s right, sexual education.

There’s the rub. In the last eight years, sex ed. has been taught with an emphasis on abstinence, per feder-

al law. This has pleased many religious and conservative groups trying to get information about fornication out of public school.

Sylvia Frerking, Peer Education Teacher at King Kekauliki High School, says all public high schools have had to follow the same mandates. Sex ed. is now taught to kids in fifth, seventh and tenth grades, but students must have a signed waiver from their parents allowing their attendance. She says that about 99 percent of students attend the classes.

“Across the country, it’s all abstinence-based education,” she says. “The tide of education comes and goes. It’s been very conservative for the last eight years. Not when like I was in school.”

For most schools in the U.S., there aren’t any places to get condoms in school or to talk about options if a highschool girl gets pregnant.

“Upcountry kids have a hard time,” Frerking says.

“They don’t necessarily have access to get downtown to Planned Parenthood. And access could possibly prevent many teen pregnancies.”

Still, she says that although kids are taught to wait, they are also taught about contraception, pregnancy, violence prevention, drugs and alcohol. One method of prevention involves discussing the top 10 things a boyfriend will say or do to convince his girlfriend to have sex.

“When we ask female students what they’ve heard, they mention every one of them [before seeing the list],” Frerking says. MTW

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Five Star Sandwich The wonders of 808 Deli in Kihei A few weeks ago I got a tip that a new restaurant called 808 Deli opened up by Moose’s across from Kam Two in Kihei. My source said they had the best chicken pesto sandwiches on the island. Now this is a bold statement. I’ve had my fair share of delectable pesto sandwiches, so I had to investigate.

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It’s unfair to call 808 Deli a “hole in the wall,” but it’s also no Gian Don’s or Tommy Bahamas. It’s pretty small and tucked away right off South Kihei Road.

My first impression was that it was super clean and that the two men behind the counter were friendly and approachable.

My second thought occurred as I glanced up at the overhead menu–there was no way in hell I was going to be able to decide what to eat. Sure, I had come for the chicken pesto sandwich, but they so many other sandwiches–paninis, wraps, you name it–and hotdogs listed that I felt obligated to my taste buds to try something else.

The hubby and I decided that we would order two paninis and swap halves. Then owners Josh and Jim Richardson had an even better idea— they’d make us a bunch of half sandwiches so we could try out a lot of things.

While we waited (five short minutes) for our food, we checked out the great view from the deli. I love peoplewatching on South Kihei. Not to mention, the ocean was a gorgeous, glassy and deep blue.

The Richardson brothers brought us our first tray of food–potato chips, a mini pickle and halves of the chicken pesto and the special of the day, which was a turkey panini with cranberry aioli.

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When I asked the brothers how do they came up with such an interesting, gourmet, diverse menu, they said that they had both worked for many years at the Four Seasons in Wailea.

“That level of service is kind of instilled in us,” Jim said. “We want to treat all of our customers like they are dining at a place like [the Four Seasons]. If someone comes in and wants something special, I always tell them that I will make whatever they want with whatever I have available.”

I tried the chicken first, and it was delicious. They sliced the chicken breast thin, allowing the flavors of sun-dried tomato, toasted pine nuts and smoked mozzarella to blend perfectly on the grilled Shepherd’s bread.

The turkey with avocado and a cranberry aioli was also delicious, striking a great balance of richness between the avo and the fresh tang of the aioli.

Next they brought out their special house chicken salad in a herb wrap and–thank you culinary gods–their kalua pork panini. The chicken salad was refreshing and totally satisfying and perfect food for or after the beach. It was filled with the usual suspects of chicken salad, but made special with the occasional chunks of cranberry and walnuts.

But my favorite was the kalua pork. I’m a sucker for the stuff and always get frustrated when a restaurant offers a kalua pork sandwich covered in BBQ sauce.

Most of the time it’s so overpowering that you can’t even taste the meat.

Not so at 808 Deli. When I bit into the rye bread and my teeth touched tender, shredded pork, smoked mozzarella and mango salsa, I knew that I would be braving the Mokulele traffic a lot more often. MTW

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TAKEFIVE

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG JESSICA@MAUITIME.COM

Places to Enjoy St. Patrick’s Day DOG AND DUCK IRISH PUB Maui’s best “bangers and mash” come from the kitchen of this small, friendly, family-owned Irish pub. The two zesty British links come with green peas and creamy mashed potatoes and gravy. Rosemary’s chicken pie is another good bet, with big chunks of tender chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce under a flakey shell of puff pastry. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9669, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. $

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE South Maui’s Irish headquarters is getting a head start on St. Patrick’s Day by celebrating a day early. Their shepherd’s pie comes with ground beef and fresh veggies smothered in mashed potatoes and gravy—it’s perfect for soaking up the pints of Guinness Stout, Harp Lager and shots of Irish whiskey you’ll be putting back, so you just might be able to party properly the next day, too. 100 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 874-1131, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. $

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MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF This dark and unassuming little bar gets packed with wild Westsiders every year for a big St. Patrick’s Day party. Gaelic steak and corned beef and cabbage with slow cooked brisket top the menu’s Irish fare, but there are also burgers and “pubwiches” for less traditionally minded diners. Proprietor and Irishman Kevin O’Kennedy provides hours of entertaining limericks and traditional Irish pub songs. Oh, and there’s lots of dark, delicious Guinness to drink. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8881, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. $

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL Obviously, this is not an Irish place, but it’s still bound to be packed with St. Patrick’s Day partiers, listening to music, playing darts and shuffleboard or just kicking back. They’ve got one of best cheesesteaks on the island, as well as some really good spaghetti and meatballs. And beer, of course. Lots of beer. 141 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-2849. Open daily 10:00 a.m.-1 a.m.. $ MTW

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An Evening for Jacquline Saturday (Mar. 15) 8 p.m. at Jacque’s Bistro, Paia [BENEFIT] There is nothing on Maui more meaningful or important than An Evening for Jacquline, a benefit for Jacquline Wenzler-Steves, a little Maui girl that’s been bravely battling Ewing’s Sarcoma for over a year. Ewing’s Sarcoma is an aggressive form of bone cancer, and since diagnosed, Jacquline has endured 14 rounds of chemotherapy and eight surgeries. This little girl and her family (Vince Steves, her father, was named Firefighter of the Year) have been through major battles over the past year and have come through with poise, grace and an amazing inner strength that we should all have.

The irony is that we’re going to help them by attending a fun “Maui formal” affair at Jacque’s–one of the best restaurants on the island. There will be lots of great people and live music by Faux Pas–Andy Church, Jimmy C and Steve Cunningham–who will please the crowd with tunes from The Violent Femmes, Sublime, The Doors, The Killers, Rolling Stones, Tom Pettty, U2 and Johnny Cash. And Ben Meyer and The Bone House Band will open for them. So it’s not like we have to do anything crazy like walk over broken glass to help this amazing kid out... Although if it would help Jacquline, I would totally do that. Tickets: $10 or more donation. 100 percent of admission will go to Jacquline.

For more info call 205-2473 or email andy@naishsails.com. To learn more about Jacquline, visit 4jacquline.com. [STARR BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Starr Begley

Holo Holo Paniolo

Thursday-Saturday (Mar. 13-15) 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC

Thursday (Mar. 13) noon, 1:45 p.m., 3:15 p.m. at Pi`iholo Ranch Store, Makawao

[MUSIC/STAGE] This week the Castle Theater is the “G-Spot” of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. That’s because this week there are three great “G” shows happening there. On Thursday, there’s the Giordano Jazz Dance troupe from Chicago.

From what I hear, they’re a little jazzy, a lot graceful and a ton acrobatic. On Friday, Hawai`i’s Amy Hanaiali`i Gilliom will take the stage. She’s always a crowd pleaser!

And then on Saturday, it’s all about Kenny G, who is still super-popular after all this time and all that hair. True story: I’m a closet Kenny G fan. Tickets: prices vary. All show’s 7:30 p.m. www.mauiarts.org or 242-7469.

[FILM] Did you know that 2008 is The Year of the Paniolo? Did you know that we had “cowboys” here in Hawai`i long before the West was even close to being won? Sometimes, the Hawaiian cowboy seems lost in the mix of boots, spurs, sequins and country songs. There are unfortunate mainland souls with no clue that we have more than just beaches and mai tais on our island, let alone historic ranches. No more!

Holo Holo Paniolo is a feature-length film shot

by Santa Cruz filmmakers Susan Jensen and Paul Singer about the people who work Hawai`i’s ranches today.

For one afternoon, folks can see the film for free and meet the filmmakers. They’re also offering discounted DVDs of the film. I’m feeling a revolution. Free. 573-5546 for more details.

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Thanks and Praises Thursday (Mar. 13) 10 p.m., at Casanova, Makawao [MUSIC] A Sista Kat show is kind of like a religious reggae experience. With a smooth voice and penetrating beat, Sista Kat captures her audience and spreads a soulful and passionate message of love and peace with her conscious lyrics. Lots of her listeners find spiritual meaning in her smooth sounds—even when she’s not singing her devotion to Jah. But mostly this charismatic lady has versatile talent that blends elements of hip-hop, dance floor, jazz and, of course, reggae into sweet harmonies with quick-flowing messages. You’ll be devoted to her after just one show when she comes to perform with unique dancehall master and chant artist Biblical. Tickets: $10. myspace.com/sistakatoneness, 572-0220.

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Car Crazy Sunday (March 16) Noon-4 p.m., Dairy Center, Kahului [EVENT] Yeah, I drive a Maui cruiser. She’s three shades of blue–two of which are bondo–has over 200,000 miles and is nowhere near waterproof. But she runs well. And just because I drive a junker doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a perfectly cherry ride. Like the ones that will be sparkling in the sun at this Dairy Center car show. There will be hot rods, exotic rides, British and classic models and, to rev your engine a little more, a few four-wheeled Hollywood celebrities. General Lee, the Dixie-horned, Confederate-flag-clad Dodge Charger from the Dukes of Hazzard, will make a special appearance beside Back to the Future’s 1981 Delorean, which comes complete with a functioning flux capacitor. Of course, there will be more practical things as well like food, live music, and entertainment for the kiddies. Admission is free. 264-0733. [JA]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

More Animated Dr. Seuss gets a spotless facelift The best-loved 1954 children’s book by Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss) gets an appropriately colorful and vibrant film treatment with the aid of beautiful animation and expressive vocal performances. “A person is a person, no matter how small,” is the lesson that the sensitive jungle elephant Horton learns and shares with other animals when he discovers a city of little people living on a dust spec that he protects on a piece of soft clover.

The well-worn story’s sheer poetry comes through in this masterpiece of children’s cinema.

Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who

★★★★★ Rated G/88 min.

There’s an existential element to the guiding ethic that Geisel leads the humanitarian Horton to champion with Dr. Seuss’ trademark tonguerolling poetry (eloquently spoken by Charles Osgood). Screenwriters Cinco

Paul and Ken Daurio have done an outstanding job of fleshing out Giesel’s sparsely told original story to fill out a feature length movie.

A terrific voice cast that includes Will Arnet as the black-bottomed eagle Vlad, Steve Carell as the Mayor of Whoville, and Carol Burnett as a confrontational kangaroo, is led by Jim Carrey’s effortless incarnation as Horton. There’s real chemistry among the actors’ vocal characterizations, and their giddy infectious humor resonates against a cheery animation design.

Far from the scantily colored line drawings of the book, the movie excels in bringing scale to Horton’s jungle life as opposed to the world of Whoville. When a bunch of dastardly blue monkeys fire bananas at Horton by squeezing them through the armpits of an especially large primate, the playfulness of the slapstick comedy is charming to a fault.

Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who is an inspired cinematic adaptation that improves on the book in a way that a movie of this magnitude should. There’s nothing heavy-handed here, and no fart jokes to taint the quality of the story.

It’s a movie that instantly appears as the kind of old friend that you expect it to be based on past experience. Will you still have to read the book to little kids? You bet, but now you’ll have a much better grasp of the inhabitants of Whoville and of Horton’s bravery. MTW

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Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 Sharkwater - PG - W only 5, 7:30

SHARKWATER - PG - Documentary - Dive in to some of the worlds most shark-infested waters in marine reserves offshore from the Cocos Islands, Costa Rica and the Galapagos Islands. 86 min

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Bank Job - R - Th 3:30, 6:30, 9:10. F-W 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9:10 College Road Trip - G - Th 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. F-W 1:15, 3:30, 7, 9:20 Horton Hears a Who - G - F-W 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9 Semi Pro - R - Th only 3:30, 7, 9:20 Vantage Point - PG13 - Daily 1:30, 4, 6:45, 9

New This Week DOOMSDAY - R - Action - Think Mad Max meets Escape from New York, only it’s set in Scotland after some weird pandemic wrecks havoc and a hot chick plays the Mel Gibson/Kurt Russell part. Good? Good. 105 min (Anthony Pignataro) HORTON HEARS A WHO - G - Animation - Dr. Seuss is the man. I mean really, what an imagination! This rhyming delight is about an elephant named Horton who hears a tiny little voice crying for help from a passing speck of dust. Horton is determined to help the microscopic victim, to the great amusement of all his friends. 90 min NEVER BACK DOWN - PG13 - Drama - Jake Tyler is a hard kid with a chip on his shoulder and an incredible set of abs in this flick where teen angst meets mixed martial arts. 112 min

Now Showing 10,000 B.C. - PG13 - Action - A young caveman hunter starts a makeshift army to battle the evil warlords that kidnapped his girlfriend and wanders through unexplored deserts, mountains and jungles, discovering landscapes and people he never new existed.

And then there’s the agro saber tooth tigers and jungle beasts along the way. 109 min BANK JOB - R - Action - An English con artist gets royally screwed when he breaks into a

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BE KIND REWIND - PG13 - Comedy - Mos Def and Jack Black star in this flick about two bumbling video store workers who accidentally erase all the films on the shelves and go about remaking a few choice titles starring themselves and their friends. 101 min.

CHARLIE BARTLETT - PG13 - Comedy Notorious prankster and troublemaker Bartlett sets up an underground psychiatric clinic in the boys bathroom of his new high school and doles out crooked advice (and his own prescription meds) to a bunch of privileged but troubled rich snobs. But his lucrative bathroom confessional business is being threatened by the hot daughter of the school’s principle. 97 min

Tommy Lee Jones plays a tired West Texas sheriff trying to catch a brutal but really odd looking killer who is himself chasing a guy who found a bunch of money. Directed by the Coen Brothers.

122 min. (AP) THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL - PG13 - Drama Two ambitious sisters bring out the claws in a ruthless cat fight for King Henry’s affection. While one weasels her way into the royal bed and ends up pregnant with an illegitimate kid the other slyly works her magic in the background, intent on becoming the Queen of England. 114 min.

PENELOPE - PG - Comedy - Fairy tales collide in this ugly duckling story about a girl who’s cursed with a pig’s snout for a nose. Instead of whacking the monstrosity off at a plastic surgeon’s office she learns to love her face for what it is. 101 min.

COLLEGE ROAD TRIP - G - Comedy Melanie’s dad puts a major cramp in her plans to go buck wild on her road trip to college when he decides to ride along. Don’t worry, it’s a Disney flick, nothing too racy here. 73 min

SEMI PRO - R - Comedy - As if the world hasn’t seen enough of Will Ferrell’s not-so-toned physique in his past misguided sports ventures, he’s teamed up with Woody Harrelson for more of the same, plus bad 1970s hairdos and leg warmers. Horray. 90 min.

FOOL’S GOLD - PG13 - Comedy - Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson team up again in this unfunny movie about a divorced couple who go on the hunt for buried treasure. At least there’s going to be plenty of topless McConaughey to watch. 90 min

THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES - PG Fantasy - Jared and his siblings go on an adventure to uncover a bunch of prankster goblins, fairies and ogres that are hanging around their uncle’s old, Victorian house before they get blamed for causing the mischief themselves. 105 min.

JUMPER - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Hayden Christensen plays a guy with some genetic quirk that allows him to teleport himself, which is great until he realizes heís now being hunted by people who donít like that for some reason. Also stars Samuel L. Jackson, who plays the kind of guy Samuel L. Jackson usually plays. 105 min. (AP)

STEP UP 2: THE STREETS - PG13 - Drama Here comes another dance movie. The moves may be different but the plot’s the same. A ridiculously hot street dancer becomes an outcast at an elite arts school until she teaches all the preppy kids that hip hop moves are cool and then they all love her. Yawn. 105 min.

JUNO - PG13 - Comedy - Juno is a teen who, though really smart, ends up pregnant, then decides to find the perfect wealthy, suburban couple to raise her baby. Iím sure this kind of thing happens all the time. 91 min. (AP)

THERE WILL BE BLOOD - R - Drama - The dark, haunting story of a greedy Texas oil man and his exploitation of a egotistic minister who’s sitting on an enormous oil deposit. All is well as the rich man gets richer, except for that little nuisance called a conscience that wont seem to let him sleep at night. 158 min.

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VANTAGE POINT - PG13 - Action - President Ashton gets himself assassinated overseas, which is all well and good except that a huge crowd, including international media, is watching.

The puzzle pieces start to fit together as film goes through the attack from eight people’s points-of-view, including the terrorist and the President himself. 90 min WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS - PG13 - Comedy - Geeky, awkward Roscoe Jenkins had managed to transform himself into a suave LA talk show host with a hot fiance and a best selling self help book, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to get any respect from the family when he goes home to the South for a reunion. 94 min.

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WITLESS PROTECTION - PG13 - Comedy That wizard of hilarity otherwise known as Larry the Cable Guy plays a small town sheriff (is there any other kind?) who accidentally kidnaps a beautiful woman who he thinks is a kidnap victim when in fact sheís actually a witness already being protected by the FBI. 97 min. (AP)

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 8754910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 10,000 B.C. - PG13 - Th, Su-W 12:45, 3:10, 5:35, 8. F-Sa 12:45, 3:10, 5:35, 8, 10:25 Bank Job - R - Th, Su-W 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45. F-Sa 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45, 10:10 College Road Trip - G - Th, S-W 12, 2, 4:05, 6, 8:10, 10:15. F-Sa 12, 2, 4:05, 6, 8:10, 10:15 Jumper - PG13 - Th, Su-W 12:05, 2:10, 4:15, 6:20, 8:25. F-Sa 12:05, 2:10, 4:15, 6:20, 8:25, 10:30 Never Back Down - PG13 - F-Sa 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:15. Su-W 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45 Semi Pro - R - Th 12:05, 2:15, 4:20, 6:25, 8:30.

F-Sa 12:05, 4:40, 9:15. Su-W 12:05, 4:40 Vantage Point - PG13 - Th 12, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20. F-W 2:35, 7:10

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 10,000 B.C. - PG13 - Th 2:25, 4:50, 7:15. F-Sa 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45, 10:10. Su-W 2:55, 5:20, 7:45 College Road Trip - G - Th, Su-W 2:15, 4:15, 6:15. F-Sa 12:10, 2:15, 4:15, 6:15, 8:15, 10:15 Horton Hears a Who - G - F-Sa 12, 2, 4:05, 6, 8, 10. Su-W 2, 4:05, 6, 8 Jumper - PG13 - Th only 2:40, 7:15 No Country For Old Men - R - Th 4:45. F-W 2:05, 6:40 Vantage Point - PG13 - Th 2:05, 4:10, 6:15. FSa 12, 4:35, 9:10. Su-W 4:35

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Be Kind Rewind - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4:15, 7:05, 9:50. F-W 1:45, 4:15, 7:05, 9:35 Charlie Bartlett - PG13 - Th only 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Doomsday - R - F-W 2:05, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50 Fool’s Gold - PG13 - Th 1:50, 4:30, 7:20, 10. FW 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 Horton Hears a Who - G - F-W 12, 12:45, 1:30, 2:15, 3, 3:45, 4:30, 5:15, 6, 6:45, 7:30, 8:15, 9, 9:45 Juno - PG13 - Th only 4:55, 9:45 The Other Boleyn Girl - PG13 - Daily 1:30, 4:10, 6:55, 9:35 Penelope - PG - Th 3:30, 6:40, 9:20. F-W 12:45, 3:30, 6:40, 9:20 The Spiderwick Chronicles - PG - Th 1:30, 2:20, 3:50, 4:40, 6:30, 7, 8:50, 9:20. F-W 12, 1:30, 2:20, 3:50, 4:40, 6:30, 7, 8:50, 9:20 Step Up 2: The Streets - PG13 - Th 1:45, 2:25, 4:10, 4:50, 6:45, 7:30, 9:10, 9:55. F-W 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50.

There Will Be Blood - R - Th only 4:30, 8 Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins - PG13 Daily 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40 Witless Protection - PG13 - Th only 2:30, 7:20

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), 10,000 B.C. - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9.

Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 Jumper - PG13 - Th 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:15. F, M-W 3:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 11:15, 3:45, 9:15 Never Back Down - PG13 - F. M-W 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:20. Sa-Su 11, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:20 Semi Pro - R - F-W 1:15, 7 The Spiderwick Chronicles - PG - Th only 1:15, 3:30 Step Up 2:The Streets - PG13 - Th only 6:45, 9:15

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY LINDSEY RIESINGER LINDSEY@MAUITIME.COM

‘Freedom to Create’ Ty Burhoe returns to Maui Ty Burhoe is returning to the island.

Performing at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Burhoe and Shubhendra Rao will take the stage with the Hawaiian Islands tour “Classical Music of India 2008.”

Burhoe, who plays the Tabia, began studying under the maestro Ustad Zakir in 1990. Ever since, Burhoe has considered his musical career a spiritual path. His music arises from the ancient yogic tradition of “Nada Yoga”—sound that comes to the ear from within the body.

“When I first started I was doing Native American drumming,” said Burhoe. “The rhythm of the ceremonial music enhanced my spiritual relationship with one’s self and what it creates for other people.”

The way Burhoe weaves Jazz, African, Rock, Celtic, Chinese, Bluegrass, Flamenco and

Classical Music of India 2008 Friday, Mar. 14, 7:30 p.m. at the McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. Tickets: $25

fusion into an inimitable collaboration of melodies seems nearly instinctive. Burhoe has put his talents into creating his own record label, Tala Records, which is a Sanskrit term meaning “to clap” or “to mark time.” Burhoe

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envisioned Tala as a homegrown label that would release the musical partnerships woven together by different world traditions.

“This recording label was developed because I wanted more freedom to create,” Burhoe said.

“Other recording labels determine the type of music that is appropriate for a record. With Tala Records, I have the freedom to work with who I want to work with and create music not just as a form of entertainment but for ceremonial purposes.”

Burhoe has performed with artists like Tony Furtado, Howard Levy and Kitaro. Most recently, Burhoe composed a soundtrack for the Academy Award-winning documentary Born into Brothels.

He anticipates more to come.

This is Burhoe’s second appearance on the island to perform his sacred music, and he’ll be performing with sensational sitar player Shubhendra Rao. A sitar player since he was three, Rao learned to play from world-renowned maestro Pandit Ravi Shankar. Today Rao is a big-name composer, known for collaborating with a culturally diverse group of musicians.

“I’ve known Rao for many years,” Burhoe said. “I only started to play when I was 28 years old but I immersed myself enough to be at the point as a representative of the music. It is a real honor for me, not only as a friend but as a musical partner to share the stage with such an extraordinary man. What makes this unique is that Rao has a music ability to create on the spot. Rao can create a melody based on the weather, the mood and/or the audience.”

Burhoe’s show sold out last year. Burhoe wants to come back to Hawai‘i once or twice a year, bringing different musicians and different world music.

“I love being in Hawai‘i,” Burhoe said. “The atmosphere here is touching and unforgettable.” MTW

(Right) Ty Burhoe (Below) Shubhendra Rao (Bottom) Ty Burhoe & Shubhendra Rao performing

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BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Arguing over Jack Johnson’s Sleep through the Static

MORE OF THE SAME Sleep through the Static is exactly like every other Jack Johnson album I’ve ever listened to–full of breezy, acoustic grooves that make me want to be barefoot and gently swaying in a hammock somewhere. Every time I listen to it I find a new favorite song.

The first go-round I fell in love with the gentle and meditative “All at Once,” probably because it’s the first song on the album. I had to listen to it three times before I could go on to the second song, “Sleep through the Static,” which pretty much says everything I’d like to say about the war on terror but in a cheeky, melodic way. Then there are a couple of love songs like “Same Girl” and “What You Thought You Need” that are so tenderly romantic and stripped down that they literally give me goose bumps.

Jack’s just that good of a songwriter and singer and now I have 14 new favorite songs.

This fourth album is infused with a little more harmonica and keyboard sounds than I remember hearing on other albums, which is fantastic, and the entire album was recorded using solar power. I say, keep it coming. [Jessica Armstrong]

GROWN-UP JACK Unlike some reviewers, I actually listen to an entire album before rating it. With that said, the first I time I listened to Sleep Through the Static, I was a little upset.

“Jack,” I cried to my speakers. “How could you do this to me!?” You see, in the newest album, there’s more electric guitar and keyboard than the usual, acoustic-heavy crooning. It was like seeing a new boyfriend trying on my sexy lingerie. It felt a little awkward and I was a little let down. But after listening to the album a few more times, I thought to myself, “I could get into this…” This is not the Jack Johnson I listened to while I was fresh out of high school. But this is the Jack Johnson that I’m listening to while worrying about changing, dynamic relationships, the War in Iraq and global warming. Sleep Through the Static is reflective of Jack’s own experiences with family and friends, socio-political stances, environmental concerns and personal philosophies. All of this is conveyed and mixed with soothing guitar melodies, feelgood phrases and bits of stoner wisdom. Think of this as a slightly more grown-up, edgy version of classic Jack music. Sure, it might be somewhat darker and ruminates on more mature themes, but it’s still wearing slippers. [Ynez Tongson]

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QUIRKY, CUTE AND WELL-ROUNDED In my opinion, Sleep Through the Static is great. Yeah, it sounds like Jack Johnson with a twist and, yeah, it was recorded with solar power. Both of those are selling points of their own. But, if you must know what really sold me on this album, it was the press release. I’m a sucker for a great press release. In it, he’s personal, informative and even a little political. The trick is he manages to be all these things while remaining someone you’d feel comfortable bringing home to Mom. Speaking of moms, he praises his wife and mother of his kids. I guess it’s kind of like his music.

It just made me feel happy and just a little bit wistful. [Starr Begley]

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Giordano Jazz Dance - Thursday, Mar 13. See our Picks of the Week Section. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Battle Tactics - Friday, Mar 14. I tried break dancing once. I remember very little dancing actually happened, and instead I just got dizzy and sprained my wrist. But I know there are a ton of you out there with breaker moves and you’ll be bringing the best because there’s a $500 prize for the two on two contest. There’s also a grafitti contests for cash and prizes. Now there’s one I’ve got a shot at. Hip hop tunes provided by DJ Jay-P and Gomega. $10.

4-10 p.m. Kahului Community Center.

Kenny G - Friday, Mar 14. See our Picks of the Week Section. Tickets: $85, $75, $65, $55. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Classical Music of India - Friday, March 14.

Experience musical tradition by two talented performers who’ve mastered the art of classical Indian instruments. Shubhendra Rao works his magic on the sitar while Ty Burhoe keeps the Easern beat on the tabla drums. Tickets: $25. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Amy Hanaiali`i Gilliom - Saturday, Mar 15. See our Picks of the Week Section. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

An Evening for Jacquline - Saturday, Mar 15.

See our Picks of the Week Section. Suggested donation: $10, 100% of admission will benefit Jacquline.

8 p.m. Jacques Northshore Bistro, Paia. 205-2473.

Coconut Caberet - Saturday, Mar 15. That crazy matriarch Manhattan Mama is bringing ridiculous diva Dina Martina back for another bizarre musical performance. She might trample the stage with her ungainly dance moves and serenade the audience with botched songs, but she’ll be getting laughs the whole time. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Furball Fundraiser - Saturday, Mar 15. Dig out your ruby slippers and help furry little Todos everywhere at the Wizard of Paws gala, a benefit for the Maui Humane Society. Enjoy fine dining and a nohost bar while local artists The Hula Honeys and

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Jimmy Mac and the Kool Kats will keep your tail shaking all evening. Tickets: $125, $100 for Maui Humane Society members, or $1,250 for a table of ten. 5-11 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa. 877-3680.

STAGE Calling Readers - Mon-Fri. Want to read for Maui On Stage’s Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23.

Act Out - A call to anyone interested in performing in a stage reading of a new production titled Ka`iulani: The Island Rose, a period piece about the lives of several Kalaoaua Royal family members. 244-8760.

Greater Tuna - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. Don’t miss this hilarious play set in a small-town broadcast studio of Radio OKKK. Two talented young actors will portray over 20 kooky men, women, children and animals through voices. Tickets: $10, $8, $6. F & Sa 7:30 p.m.; Su 5 p.m. Baldwin High School. 984-5656.

TICKETS ON SALE A Portrait of War - Fri, Mar 21. Hawaiian-born director Lane Nishikawa’s motion picture Only the Brave is a haunting story of prejudice in WWII and the fearless Japanese-American soldiers who fought fiercely despite the fact that their brethren across the country were being forced into internment camps. This viewing is a benefit for Maui veterans. Tickets: $10, Seniors 65 + and students $8, US Armed Forces veterans free. 2 & 6:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

Keola Beamer & Carlos Nakai - Fri, Mar 21.

Maui meets the Mainland in this unique performance duo. Beamer is well loved for his masterful Hawaiian slack key guitar innovations while Nakai’s interpretive flute sounds are set deep in his Native American roots. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Incubus - Sat, Mar 22. OK, I know it’s a little early to be saying this, but this show is probably going to be the biggest rock show on Maui in 2008. I haven’t lived here long, but I’ve been around long enough to realize that most big name bands only play Oahu

venues if they make it to Hawaii at all. The guys from Incubus, however, are ending their world tour here on Maui and then taking some quality time to chill out and surf. In case you didn’t know, some of their popular songs are “Drive,” “Megalomaniac” and, among many others, “Wish You Were Here.”

Disturbing fact: Wikipedia tells me an incubus is an ancient demon that seeks up on women in their sleep and has sex with them. I don’t think this has anything to do with the band. Opening acts: Siversun Pickups & Tim Curran. Tickets: $55, $45 in advance. A & B Amphitheater, MACC. 242-7469.

Children of LooChoo - Fri, Mar 28. Loochoo Nu Kwa is a rare historical journey with musical performance of Ryukyu and Okinawan court dances with a touching, underlying message about cultural identity and tradition. Tickets: $25, $20. 7 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Andy Bumatai - Sat, Mar 29. Island boy Bumatai had a bumpy start to his comedy career, but he’s on top now and back in Hawai`i to squeeze laughs out of even most serious of audiences. Tickets: $25.

7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Sean Kingston - Sun, Mar 30. Musical prodigy Kingston from Jamaica took over the airwaves in 2007 with his hit song “Beautiful Girls” at the tender age 18. Not only did his catchy beats become the number one ringtone in 2007 but also made him the number one artists on Myspace.com. Now that’s fame in the 21st century! Mix that with the dancehall sounds of special guest Collie Budz and you’ve got one heavy show. Tickets: $40 in advance, $50 at the door. 6 p.m. A & B Amphitheater, MACC. 242-7469.

Opera Rocks - Sun, Apr 6. A high energy classical performance? Sounds like an oxymoron, doesn’t it?

Not when the nationally known Stuart Chafetz is around for a guest conducting appearance with soloist and soprano Lea Woods Friedman and baritone Ryan Taylor, along with over 30 members of the Honolulu Symphony. Plus the new and old favorites from the Maui Concert Chorus. Tickets: $35, $24, $15. 2 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

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THURSDAY, MAR 13 World Kidney Day - An awareness and education event for chronic kidney disease, including a free early-detection screening for at risk candidates with diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease or family history. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. State Building, Wailuku. 986-1900.

MOC 10 Year Anniversary - Maui Ocean Center turns 10 this month and they’re celebrating with a special $10 admission at 10:30 a.m., a $10 lunch entree at Seascape Ma`alaea Restaurant and a 10% discount on items in their retail store. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7088.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis.

Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 573-2424.

Holo Holo Paniolo - See our Picks of the Week section. Free. 1:45 & 3:45 p.m.; Pi`iholo Ranch Store, Makawao, 573-5546.

Plan for Success - Learn about MEO’s core four business planning program. Free. 6 p.m. MEO Family Center, Wailuku. 249-2990 x241.

Polynesian Performance - A hula show with over 20 dancers from six Maui halau. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 871-6230.

Ocean Arts Festival - Every year thousands of Pacific humpback whales migrate to Maui waters, and every year we celebrate them with a festival.

Tonight see educational presentations and videos about our great, big friends in the water. Free. 7-9 p.m. Campbell Park, Lahaina. 667-9175.

FRIDAY, MAR 14 Okinawan Dance - Traditional dance performed

by Cheryl Yoshie Nakas. Free. 10:30 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Paia. 270-7308.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

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Friday 03/14

Saturday 03/15

Sunday 03/16

Monday 03/17– Wednesday 03/19

Mojomana No cover, 10pm

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

AKA KYLE No cover, 9pm

MON-Blu Sol, 9pm; WED- DJ Durty, 9pm

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL

Rio Thing

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

Indio y los Elementos

MON - Open Mic, TUE - The Middle Earth Ensemble WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles, DJ Jammin J & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

Sista Kat $10, 10pm

Roots Passion $10, 10pm

Koauka $15, 10pm

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Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

The Whale Shark No cover, 9pm

MON - Michael Moore; TUE - Jazz Night; WED - The Whale Shark, No cover, 9pm

Ryan Robinson Band No Cover, 9pm

Murray Thorne 9pm

Off Tomorrow, No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups Unplugged No cover, 9pm

MON - Silky Ringo, TUE - Scott Baird; WED - Off Tomorrow, All no cover, 9pm

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Silky Ringo No cover, 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina, 10 p.m.,

HECOCKS

Sonny B No cover, 10pm

505 Front St, Lahaina - 661-8810

Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Judge Me - Talk story with Court of Appeals Chief Judge Mark Reckten. 11:30 a.m. Court Room 2, 2145 Main St., Wailuku. 244-3731 x225.

Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.

Rally and Hearing - Get your two cents in at a Navy public comment hearing for their supplement to the Hawaii Range Complex Draft Environmental Impact Statement. To view the draft visit www.govsupport.us/hrc. Get pumped up at a sign waving rally before hand. Rally: 3:30 p.m., at the entrance to Queen Ka`ahumanu Center; Hearing: 5 p.m., Maui Waena Intermediate School.

Stellar Rejuvenation - Experience the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free. 4-6 p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, Haiku, HI, 96708. 575-9390.

Business After Hours - Mix business with pleasure at Maui Chamber of Commerce’s monthly meeting of business owners. Enjoy fine Irish fare and a few pints of Guinness and get a free ticket to Sunday’s Saint Patrick’s Day affair. $10 for members, $20 for non-members. 5-7 p.m. Mulligans on the Blue, Wailea. 871-7711.

Aloha Friday Concert - Musical icon Tony Conjugacion will perform original and traditional Hawaiian song from his new album Na Hula Punahele.

Free. . 6-9 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel. 667-0124.

Ocean Arts Festival - See listing on Thu. Mar 13.

Free. 7-9 p.m. Campbell Park, Lahaina. 667-9175.

Bag Piping - A fundraiser for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band, with master bagpiper Jack Lee from Canada.

Tickets: $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Makawao Union Church Hall. 876-0154.

SATURDAY, MAR 15 Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea market. This might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene Ave., Kahului. 877-3100.

Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. Free. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School.

Ocean Arts Festival - Check out the marinethemed art and brows crafts for sale at this celebration of Pacific humpback whales. There’ll be a kids art contest, whale photo displays and Hawaiian music and hula troupes all out to honor Maui’s favorite enormous sea mammal. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 667-9175.

Hana School Spring Festival - Help raise funds and enjoy live entertainment by Weldon Kekauoha and Friends, Kamalu’s Ohana, Kai Smith and Friends, Na Kamali`i O Ke Akua and Hana School’s Brown Bags to Stardom semi-finalists.

There will be a silent auction, door prizes, Kula da Clown and food booths, arts and crafts, a bouncy castle and train ride. Admission is free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hana School. 248-4815 x263.

St. Anthony’s Fun Daze - Bring the keiki for entertainment and games. There will be a rummage sale, silent and live auction, a country store and lots of ono grinds. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. St. Anthony’s, Wailuku. 244-4976.

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Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Keiki Hula - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors.

Free. 1 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 871-6230.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Book Signing - A book opening for Gary Kubota’s To Honor Mau: The Voyage of the Hokule`a Through Micronesia about the 4,000 mile journey of the double-hulled canoe. This beautiful book is written in English and Hawaiian with more than 50 photographs. 3-5 p.m. Gallery Ha, Market St., Wailuku. 244-3993.

Canadian Celtic Choir - Listen to a beautiful and inspirational repertoire of celtic music from Scotland, Ireland and Whales as well as Canadian maritime music. Free. 7 p.m. Makawao Union Church Hall. 878-1485.

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick: East of Eden 9:30 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI, 96779. 579-8021.

SUNDAY, MAR 16 Easter Egg Hunt - Sponsored by the Wailuku Heights Extension Community Association. For kids ages 1-10. Free. 8:30 a.m. Wailuku Heights Park.

Preschool Open House - Let the kids go wild at the Gym-n-Learn preschool while you take a look around. 9 a.m.-noon. 153 Alamaha St., Kahului.

280-3019.

Ocean Arts Festival - See our Picks of the Week section. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 667-9175.

Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient highspiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-4103.

Car Crazy - See our Picks of the Week section.

Free. Noon-4 p.m., Dairy Center, Kahului, 264-0733.

Keiki Hula - See Sat. listing. Free. 1 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 871-6230.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Learn basic crimping methods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Drum Cirlcle - Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset.

Kihei. 298-9022.

Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022.

Tropical Harps - A lovely celtic concert with violins, guitars, mandolins, harps, pennywhistles, vocal and more, followed by a contradance. $10. 45:30 p.m. St. Johns, Kula. 878-6958.

Baby Boomer Group - Get together for a potluck and fun, topical discussion with your peers who were born approximately from 1945-1955. Call for details. 4:30 p.m. 573-5313.

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Line Dancing - Practice your “tush push” yaíll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.

MONDAY, MAR 17 Free Beading Classes - Learn new skills and be creative. Hawaiian quilt, 11 a.m.; Charm bracelet; 3 p.m.; Basic earrings, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

St. Patrick’s Day at the Wharf - Celebrate the luck-of-the-Irish with live entertainment by Anril, the Celtic Tigers and bagpiper Murray Thorne and lots of hearty Irish fare like corned-beef and cabbage, bangers and mash and shepherd’s pie. Don’t forget to wear green, or at least sip on a green beer!. 2 p.m.-Late. Wharf Cinema Center. 661-8748.

Women Helping Women - A support group for women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m.

Kihei, call for details. 242-0775.

Investment Club - Learn about investing in precious metals and meet some fun people. Free. 6 p.m. Manana Garage, Kahului. 214-5082.

Stop Sabotaging Yourself - Sometimes we can be our own worst enemies. In this group you’ll discover the underlying beliefs you hold that are keeping you stuck in that rut. 6 p.m. Call for details. 874-6441.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.

TUESDAY, MAR 18 Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Polynesian Performance - A hula show with over 20 dancers from six Maui halau. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 871-6230.

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

WED - Local Boys, Jacob, Tony & Matteo; No cover, 10pm

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

KEIKI Easter Bunny - Daily Hippity hop down to get the litte ones photographed with everybody’s favorite rabbit. M-Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 12-5 p.m., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-3369.

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050.

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.

10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.

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e t u l o s Ab ge Chan with DJ El Gato

$7 Martinis $2 Domestic Drafts

WEDNESDAY, MAR 19 Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Makawao. 572-2424.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

Peace Vigil - Stand up for peace at this silent vigil on the fifth anniversary of the bombing of Baghdad with Maui Peace Action. Followed by a potluck. 45:30 p.m. Entrance to MCC. 573-3255.

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DA KINECALENDAR Child Car Seat Inspection - Sat. Make sure your keiki are riding safely. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Maui Marketplace. 298-5596.

Baby Hui - Every Fri & Wed. Here’s a huge understatement: raising babies is challenging. But you don’t have to go it alone. Meet other parents for group meetings designed to empower families to meet the challenges of raising those little monsters with positive parenting skills. Free. www.thebabyhui.org. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Call for details. 244-6042.

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

Bisque it Baby - Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something! Maybe a mug or a teapot, and de-stress. Studio fee only. 9-11 a.m. Kids and Company, Maui Mall. 877-7819.

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Spring Break Day Camp - M-F, Mar 17-21. days of fun activities to keep the kids busy during the holiday. $100 for the week, including lunches and a tshirt. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Paia Youth & Cultural Center. 579-8354.

Young Reporter Media Camp - M-F, Mar 1721. Spend the break learning what it takes to be a youth reporter for Akaku’s Maui Daily television series, for middle and high schoolers. $200. 9 a.m.3 p.m. Kahului. 871-5554.

Toddler Tuesdays - Tue. Toddlers are insane.

Seriously, I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for story time, juice, cookies and painting. $15. 10-11 a.m. Kids & Co., Maui Mall. 877-7819.

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story

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time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

ENVIRONMENT

Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 984-8260.

Night at the Reef - Thu. Get a peek at footage of live coral reef spawning while certified marine naturalists talk about all kinds of really interesting reef stuff. Admission: $18. 6 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, Living Reef Exhibit. 270-7088.

LECTURE Choose Life - Thu. Sandy Brewer, author of Pursuit of Life, An Extraordinary Journey will be discussing life changing principals and empowerment strategies for your life. Free. 7 a.m., Wailuku Rotary Club, Maui Tropical Plantation; 12 p.m., Rotary Club of Maui, MCC Class Act restaurant; 6:30 p.m., Kamehameha School, Namahana Dining Hall.

Evaluating Your Idea - Fri. Got an idea for a business? Find out if it’s a good one and get some instruction on how to do market research. Free.

11:30 a.m. Maui County Business Resourse Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.

SAT Prep - Fri & Sat. Get ready for the big one. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Lahainaluna High School. 622-3979 x247.

Focus Green Series - Tue. Learn about innovative environmental ideas from Amory Lovins, founder of Rocky Mountain Institute, the nonprofit research and consulting firm founded to foster the efficient and sustainable use of resources. Free. 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Be Prepared - Wed. U.H. Professor Boritzer will be speaking about how small business owners can be prepared for projected economic changes. Free.

12:30 p.m. Maui County Business Resourse Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263.

Volunteer Weekend - Sun, Mon & Sat. Enjoy the beautiful Haleakala crater and stay for free in the Holua Cabin while you help restore native habitat. Free. 876-1673.

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341.

E I S Meetings - Mon. Get information on the Hawai`i Superferry Environmental Impact Statement, just in case it ever runs again. 2-5 p.m. & 6-9 p.m. Baldwin High School Auditorium, Wailuku. 808-587-2160.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?.

8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811.

Budget 101 for Non-Profits - Wed. Get a fundamental overview of budgeting for your nonprofit organization in this “how-to” workshop covering a very useful range of information. $50. 9 a.m.-noon.

MACC, Higashi Room. 242-7469.

Volunteer on Vacation - Mon-Sat. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the Pacific Whale Foundation! Various dates and times.

808-856-8341 for more info.

Financial Seminars - Wed. Territorial Bank presents informational workshops on financial services and mortgages. Free. 8:30 a.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului. 877-5558.

Maui Costal Heriate Trail - Tue. DLNR officials will be speaking about plans to begin building the Heritage Trail between Kalama and Waipuilani parks at this Kihei Community Association meeting. Also,

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bring non-perishable items for a food bank drive. 6 p.m. Call for details. 879-5390.

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. This weeks speaker is Aha Moku council representative Tim Bailey. 6:45 p.m.

Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.

Great American Cleanup - Got a little time to volunteer? Help Community Work Day, a Maui nonprofit organization, keep the island environment beautiful. Call for details. Various times. Island wide locations. 877-2524.

SPORTS MIL Sports - BASEBALL - Thu. Mar 13.

Kamehameha vs Seabury, Maehara, 3:30 p.m.; Lahainaluna vs Maui High, Maehara, 6 p.m. Fri. Mar 14. Molokai vs Hana, Molokai, 3:30 p.m.; St. Anthony vs Seabury, Maehara, 3:30 p.m.; Baldwin vs Kekaulike, Maehara, 6 p.m. Sat. Mar 15.

Kekaulike vs Baldwin, Maehara, 1 p.m. Kaahumanu vs Maui High, Maehara, 3:30 p.m.; Seabury vs St. Anthony, Maehara, 6 p.m. Wed. Mar 19. St. Anthony vs Hana, Maehara, 3:30 p.m.; Baldwin vs Lahainlauna, Maehara, 6 p.m.

MIL Sports - GOLF - Fri. Mar 14. Boys: Kamehameha vs Baldwin, Dunes; Kekaulike vs Seabury, Kahili; St. Anthony vs Maui High, Waiehu.

Girls: Lahainaluna vs Maui High, Wailea; Baldwin vs Kekaulike, Pukalani CC. All games at 3:30 p.m.

Wed. Mar 19. Boys:Maui Prep vs Seabury, Kahili; Lahainaluna vs Maui High, Waiehu; St. Anthony vs Kekaulike, Pukalani CC. Girls: Baldwin vs Lahainaluna, Kapalua. All games at 3:30 p.m.

MIL Sports - SOFTBALL - Fri. Mar 14. Baldwin vs Kekaulike, WMILL; Hana vs Molokai, Hana; Lanai vs Maui High, Lanai. All games at 3:30 p.m.

Sat. Mar 15. Baldwin vs Kekaulike, Maui High, 9 a.m.; Hana vs Molokai, Hana, 10 a.m.; Lanai vs Maui High, Lanai, 10 a.m.

MIL Sports - TENNIS - Fri. Mar 14. Hana vs Molokai, Hana, 2:30 p.m.; St. Anthony vs Kamehameha, War Memorial, 3:30 p.m. Sat. Mar 15. Maui High vs Hana, KCC; Kekaulike vs Molokai, Kekauliki; Seabury vs Kamehameha, Wells. All

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Thursday 03/13

Friday 03/14

Saturday 03/15

Yo Mama No cover, 9pm

Na Koho No cover, 9pm

Butcher Brothers No cover, 9pm

I’O JACQUES

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

An Evening for Jacquline

By Donation

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Darrell Mansfield $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LAHAINA COOLERS

ART A Call to Artists - The Maui Arts and Cultural center has announced the a Schaefer Portrait Challenge, 2009. The exhibit is scheduled for Jan 2009. Submission forms are available at www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787.

Art Benefit - Leslie CeCornu uses recycled and reused materials to create stunning works that capture the beauty of their tropical settings. A portion of the proceeds from this show will benefit Habitat for Humanity in Wailuku. M-F noon-5 p.m.; Sa & Su 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sacred Gardens of Maliko, Makawao. 250-8688.

Art Maui 2008 - A prestigious collection of works in all mediums by Maui County artists in this 30th annual juried art exhibition. Daily 11 a.m.- 5 p.m.

Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. 242-2787.

Glass in Paradise - This gallery show is the Maui Glass Artist Association’s first juried exhibition. Daily 10-4 p.m. Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560.

Meta-Realism - View the imaginative works of featured Russian surrealist artist Victor Bregeda’s show Perceptive Dreaming. He creates thoughprovoking plein air landscapes, still lifes and portraits. The artist will be in attendance Fridays and Saturdays from 7-10 p.m. through the month of March. . 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Sargent’s Fine Art, 802 Front St., Lahaina. 677-4030.

One Artist,Two Styles - Daily. Hawaiian artist Cecilia Behena’s plein air and portraiture works in a broad range of mediums. M-Sa 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Hands Galleries, Makawao. 572-5194.

MARCH 13, 2008

Byron Brown & the Derelicts, 9pm

Rampage 9pm

games at 9 a.m. Wed. Mar 19. Hana vs St. Anthony, Hana, 11 a.m.; Molokai vs Lanai, Molokai, 1 p.m.; Baldwin vs Kekaulike, Wells, 2:30 p.m.; Maui High vs Lahainaluna, KCC, 3:30 p.m.

Baseball Coaches Clinic - Thu. Keep it safe, fair and fun at this free clinic by the Cal Ripkin Jr. Foundation. Walk-up registration accepted. Call for details. War Memorial Gym. 1-877-747-5361.

Al the Pretty Horses - Sat. A western horse show benefiting the Hawaiian State Dressage Society. Free.

8 a.m. Piiholo Ranch, Makawao. 573-0238.

Run to the Sun - Sat. A 36 mile marathon from the sea to the summit. Valley Isle Road Runners.

4:30 a.m. 280-4893.

Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club. 243-2999.

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.

984-8200.

Walk, Run, Train - Every Tue & Thu. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with.

5:30 p.m. Runner’s Paradise, Maui Mall. 877-5300.

Pool Hours - Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

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MON -Tom Cherry, $5, 10pm; TUE -Keoki, No cover; WED - DJ Jay-P, $5, 10pm

I-Chalace No cover, 9:30pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

TUE - Da Hawaiians; No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover

Jared No cover

Maura No cover, 10pm

KIMOS

LIFE’S A BEACH

Gina Martinelli No cover

DJ El Gato $10, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Monday 03/17– Wednesday 03/19

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8422

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Sunday 03/16

Sacred Spirals of the Sea - Maui artists Zariah and Marjorie Tyler’s soul-stirring duo exhibit of mixed media paintings. Daily 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Lahaina Arts Society Gallery. 661-0001.

Vibrant Canvas - The acrylic works of Maui born artist Mathew Holton exhibit vibrancy and innate beauty. The artist will paint on site each Friday night in March. Daily 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Open late on F. Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina. 667-9898.

Time Suspended - Photographer Dewitt Jones and Kari McCarthy in a duo exhibit that captures the moments that make time stand still. M-Sa 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. 572-5979.

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.

Flower Power - Mon-Sat. See how several Maui artists interpret a flowery theme in this group exhibit. Artist reception will be held on Mar. 14, MSa 10-7:30 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Upcountry Fine Arts. 573-6000.

Art Bistro - Sun. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.

POETRY Inspirational Poetry - Get inspired by Dreaming-Bear Kanaan, who will be sharing his conscious poetry about passion, beauty and creating a more peaceful world. Rescheduled for this date. $10. 7-9:30 p.m. Unity Church, Wailuku. 242-9327.

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

TV/RADIO The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon. Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD 105.5 FM. Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

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Sista Kat 9pm

Open Mic

MON - Sisters Grimm & Kanoa; WED - Crunch Pups

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53.

Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 800-558-0940.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. On the Upside with Teri - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence.

12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincade Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Fri, Erin Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Joyce & Gord, 5:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

DA KINECALENDAR CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. Sat, Live music. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Sat, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m.

137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe & Bakery - Sat, Live jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hard Rock Café BENEFIT MUSICIAN & AlohaGroove.com presents ON CALL A Benefit Concert for

MUSICIANS ON CALL www.musiciansoncall.org

featuring

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au;

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to Jessica Armstrong at calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

Saturday, March 29, 2008 Doors at 10:00 PM

RESORT SHOWS

Tickets $20 in advance $25 at the door (if available)

WEST MAUI

Tickets available at the Hard Rock Café by phone at

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

(808) 667-7400 or on-line at

www.alohagroove.com

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

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Monday Nights 10PM

LIVE MUSIC One Round Trip Inter-Island

Ticket Give Away Each Monday From

900 Front Street

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/13 LONGHI’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 03/15

Sunday 03/16

The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

All Access & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers, All Access, WED Karaoke, 9pm

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Jo Jo No cover, 9pm

DJ J-Woo No cover, 9pm

Guitar Hero No cover, 9pm

MON - Sisters Grimm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

DJ Domino No cover, 9pm

Rock & Roll No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Bryan, 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, 9pm, WED - DJ Domino, 9pm

Cyrus C No cover

Mojomana No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers

Celtic Tigers

MON - LAWA; TUE - Randall Rospond; WED - Steve Sargenti

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Anril & Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Trevor Jones No cover, 10pm

MON - St. Patrick’s Day party; TUE - Two Dimes & a Nickel; WED - Open Mic

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

DJ Jay P $5, 10pm

DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm

Wii Sports No cover, 10pm

MON, TUE, WED - Wii Sports No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Jay P, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - ADD Twins, No cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water, No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - The New Project, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Del Sol, No cover, 9:30pm

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

PACIFIC’O

Soft Touch No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

AKA Kyle No cover, 10pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Vince Esquire No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Tom Chery & Positive Energy No cover, 10pm

Soul Concepts No cover, 10pm

Drink Specials!

Open Daily from 11am- 2am Kihei Kalama Village Across from Foodland

SouthShoreTikiLounge.com

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Kenny Roberts No cover, 9pm

Maui Magic w/ Fatima $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN

DJ Jay P No cover, 10pm DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Monday 03/17– Wednesday 03/19

Crazy FIngers.

9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Friday 03/14

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

874-6444

Ohana Groove No cover, 10pm

Adult Services ENCHANTED GARDENS Melt to my Magical Hands Rhythmically Chanting upon your Whole Body. Balmy Breezes, OceanVistas and Lush Green Gardens abound as you are Tenderly Touched, Transported into Tantric Ecstasy. Elegant, Discreet, Intimate.

Irresistible. Couples & Women especially Invited. 875-8388 SWEET SENSATIONS Sexy, voluptuous beauty provokes erotic tantric pleasures. Loving domination & caring companionship for men and couples.

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Exquisite Tantric Touch

879-3500

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For A Deliciously good time... call

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E M P L O Y M E N T

$ MODELS WANTED $ For magazine print work. $250$900. Ages 18 to 35. 573-3712 Serendipity Maui FT/PT Sales on Front St in Lahaina. Evening shift 4-11 PM. Must be enthusiastic, energetic, and have a positive attitude! Great pay, bonuses, 401-K, benefits, and discounts. Julie 283-5767.

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TERMINIX

BRADLEY PACIFIC AVIATION

Aircraft Fueler/Driver

JAVA JAZZ

Hiring Energetic Individuals

PM Barrista

• FT position • Excellent benefits • Meal plus health insurance EXPERIENCED ONLY! 276-3177 Apply in person

RUSTY HARPOON Oceanfront on Kaanapali Beach Busy season is here!!

Apply in person 889 Front St. Lahaina

LIFE SKILLS SPECIALIST LAHAINA, MAUI

Hot new restaurant on S.Kihei Rd seeking enthusiastic people for all positions:

Non-profit, seeking compassionate individual to provide life skills training to adults with disabilities in a group home setting. Salary ($22K/yr.) and private room provided. Required: H.S. diploma or equivalent, D.L. w/clean traffic abstract.

Desired: Social/Human Service exp. Send resume w/ cover letter & position title to:

Work doesn't have to suck!

STEADFAST HOUSING DEVELOPMENT CORP.

Wok Star International Noodle Cafe opening Mid-March.

Call 276-7673 or email wokstar@live.com

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Tired of the same old J.O.B. ?

J.O.B. “Just Over Broke” WOULD YOU LIKE A CHALLENGING “CAREER?” ONE THAT PAYS YOU WHAT YOU’RE TRULY WORTH?

Salary + Commission

Please contact: Dave or Mike ALOHA KIA of MAUI

877-4545 BRANCH OUT TREE SERVICE Tree Trimmers, Ground & Yard Maintenance Help. Male & Female.

F/T. No Drugs. Driver’s License Req.

Call 572-1636

HIGH SCHOOL BUBBA BALDWIN Now Recruiting GUMP EDUCATIONAL SHRIMP ASSISTANTS I, II, III CO. $1581.66 - $1853.34 per month.

Looking For: Line Cooks & Front of the House Employees

• PREP COOK • BARISTA • AM/PM LINECOOKS • COUNTER SERVERS

AUTO SALES

Medical/Dental/Drug & 401K plan

in Honokowai is hiring

677 Ala Moana Blvd., #713, Honolulu, HI 96813 Fax: 808-599-1821 or Email: kpantaleon@steadfast-hawaii.org

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DELI CLERKS

Permanent/Temporary, Full Time/Part Time.

Apply in person at 1650 Kaahumanu Ave. or call Michele Fujiyama 984-5656

NOW HIRING ALL POSITIONS! Great opportunity for enthusiastic:

Bartenders Servers Hosts and more!

Apply in Person Lahaina Gateway Center Next to Barnes & Noble Tuesday – Saturday, 11am – 5pm

POST OFFICE NOW HIRING. Avg. Pay $20/hour or $57K/yr. includes Federal Benefits and OT. Offered by exam services, not affiliated w/USPS who hires. 1-866616-7019 (AAN CAN)

(HONOKOWAI & KIHEI)

PRODUCE CLERK (HONOKOWAI)

F/T DELI LEAD CLERK (KIHEI)

P/T BAKERY CLERK (KIHEI & HONOKOWAI)

FT & PT positions. Customer service oriented individuals needed for our Honokowai & Kihei Store in Maui.

Excellent benefits. Flexible shifts available.

An Equal Opportunity Employer

Duties incl fueling commercial aircraft at Kahului Airport. Must be a team player, have good communication and time management skills. Class B CDL req.

HAZMAT Endorsement pref, exper not req.

• FT position. • Comprehensive benefits, • Full medical and dental • Matching 401K • Vacation and sick.

Drug screening req.

Fax resume: 893-2042 or apply in person Mon - Fri., 8:30-4:00 25 Kuhea Road, Kahului Airport

Fax 891-8862 or Apply in person at 2259 S. Kihei Rd.

WOKSTARS WANTED!

CASHIERS

(HONOKOWAI)

EEO AA M/F/D/V

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(KIHEI & HONOKOWAI)

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Apply in person 8am - 3pm 891 Eha Street, Wailuku, HI 96793

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COURTESY CLERKS

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NOW HIRING crew for whale watching tours in Alaska!

JOIN OUR FIVE-STAR TEAM!

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• AM EXPO • AM RUNNER • AM/PM SERVERS • AM HOST/HOSTESS

looking for team players, must be able to work weekends.

401K, Medical benefits.

Apply in person: 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.

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!

• A.M. LINE COOK • P.M. LINE COOK Apply in person 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Azeka II Mauka

TIRED OF THE SAME OLD GRIND?

Beach Bums Bar & Grill a new exciting restaurant located in the Maalaea Harbor Shops lower level overlooking Maalaea Harbor is now hiring: PM LINE COOKS & PM DISHWASHERS – Apply in person

MAUI EATS Now Hiring PT/FT Cashier/Servers and Line Cooks

34 Lono Ave. Kahului

DINA’S SANDWITCH

AUTOMOTIVE

FT BARTENDER

CARS - FOREIGN

APPLY IN PERSON 145 N. Kihei Rd. 879-3262

1977 MERCEDES 450 SL Convertible with hard top. Clean.

New tires. $5,577 or best offer.

Call 244-0161 or 242-1350

DELIVERY/WAREHOUSE

AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES

661-0046

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PATROL SUPERVISOR

ACE AUTO GLASS

person, F/T Mon.-Fri. Lift up to 100 lbs. Valid Driver’s Lic./clear abstract.

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Excellent benefits, medical/dental.

MOORE INTERIORS

WAILEA POINT AOAO IS LOOKING FOR A PATROL SUPERVISOR

Applicant should possess a minimum of 3 to 5 years supervisory background with a high level of customer service skills. Responsibilities will include: hiring, training and supervision of patrol personnel. The qualified individual must have effective leadership, communication, interpersonal and organizational skills. Our company offers an outstanding work environment, medical/dental and life insurance benefits, 401k plan, plus paid vacation and holidays.

If you would like to work for one of the premier properties on Maui please

call (808) 879-7267 or fax your resume to (808) 879-4651

VASI’S HAIKU Restaurant hiring for the following:

PASTRY CHEF, PM LINE COOK, PRODUCTION, & DISHWASHER

Call 573-8056 or Apply at 810 Kokomo Rd. Haiku

185 E.Wakea, Kahului

871-7921 PARADISE MART

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Kihei Restaurant $65K Wailuku Restaurant $65K Lahaina Restaurant $20K Kahului Restaurant $250K Paia Restaurant $145K Upcountry Cafe $185K

Michael Capuano 873-7133

BUY & SELL

$BUY & SELL$ JEWELRY • DIAMONDS WATCHES • COINS COLORED STONES MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS SURF BOARDS

WEST MAUI GOLD 667-7689 1000 LIMAHANA PL. LAHAINA Western German Oak GrandFather Clock. Weight Driven Pendulum. Dual Mode, Triple Chime. Works Great. $1,000 obo.

Snap-On KRL751 Red Tool Chest.

Top Chest, 4 drawers, 1 bank. This thing is big. Like New. Hardly Used $1,800 obo.

Roberts Junior Power Carpet Stretcher Model 10-237 in case. Minor rust, but still gets the job done. $250 obo 2 Dahon 21 speed folding bikes w/trailer and extra parts. Both bikes were recently tuned-up and ride great.

Asking $1,500 obo for everything.

Change Machine, changes bills to coins. Has Coin Co. Mag50B bill acceptor. $350 obo.

Call 242-5555 BLOW OUT SALE!!

All tools must go! Hand tools, poser tools, air tools and more. 20% off all tools, 30 day warr.

Stop by today.

All surfboards must go! Rock bottom pricing.

Tons of different boards. Come check it out.

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Low Prices.Tons of poles, reels, lures and more.

Come Check it out!!

46 North Market St. Wailuku

242-5555

WHALES ARE BACK AND SO ARE HEATED WETSUITS

REAL ESTATE

Attention

FOR SALE

Vacation Rental Owners!

Permit legal cleaning co., NOT! WAILUKU Lowest priced 3bd/2ba home in Maui Cleaning Co. is licensed, insured Kehalani subdivision. Single level & bonded. You operate legally, make sure your cleaning co. does too. Call home on a large, corner lot with a 879-3332 mauicleaningcompany.com fenced back yard and West Maui Mountain ocean views. $529,000 Josh The Colour Authority Jerman, Broker (808) 283-2222 Century 21 All Islands

Dive with SHAKA DIVERS in luxurious warmth this winter.

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Owner direct 806-376-8690.

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WINDOW CLEANING

572-5884

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SERVICES

CONSOLIDATE BILLS Good/bad credit Welcome. $2,500 - $200,000. No application fees.

Save Money Now! SOLUTIONS FOR ALL YOUR FINANCIAL NEEDS. 1-866-931-BILL (2455).

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Dear Brutus – Please bring your gooopey CAR Parts to “Long” eys, Por Favor, in Kahului. – Sparticus

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Your intuition is so often spot-on that you’ve learned to trust it implicitly. This, however, can occasionally lead you far astray; although it’s frequently accurate, it’s hardly infallible. Treating it as such, especially this week, could get you into serious trouble, because for once you’re just plain wrong. I know, it’s shocking, isn’t it? Can you imagine how failing to give someone the benefit of doubt (since for whatever reason you don’t have any) would probably piss them off, seeing as how they actually deserve it? To prevent such a scenario, do the inconceivable: ignore your gut for once, and trust your head instead.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You may be one of the lucky Rams, who feels she’s found her place in a community of friends and family. If you’re not, though, don’t freak. I know how you like knowing where you stand with people, and feeling secure in their affections, and how awful it can be to wonder if people actually want you to stick around or not. In most cases, when you’re not quite getting the security and adoration you desire, you leave. You wander on, unsure, looking for something you can’t quite put your finger on. That would be a mistake here. What you’ve got is pretty good, even if it could use some tweaking. This week, don’t leave it—tweak it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) If I gave you the chance to go back in time and change just one thing you’d done, most of you wouldn’t. That’s not because you have no regrets. It’s because the majority of you simply wouldn’t be able to choose which single thing you’d like to turn around. Think about it. It’s almost impossible, isn’t it?

However, if you can come to any kind of clarity on the subject, there’s a window here. You can’t exactly go back in time and undo anything that’s already happened, but—if you act before the weekend hits— you have an amazingly good chance to go a long way towards “fixing” it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You thought you had it all figured out, didn’t you? You believed the issue sorted and settled. Only now, you’re not so sure. What if you were wrong? It’s unlikely, I know, but events this week are apt to plant doubts in your mind. As unsettling as it might be, second-guessing yourself right now would be a good thing. After all, you don’t want to have to live with potential mistakes (and their consequences) forever, do you? As for rectifying those errors, if you discover some—there’s no time like the present, my friend.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Molting time! As you outgrow your metaphorical shell, it’s time to find a new one. That means you may feel exceptionally squishy and vulnerable this week, and long for someone solid and strong to stand between you and the world, who’ll take all the knocks you’ve got coming. Bad idea. Part of your personal growth is about getting out there and really embracing your whole life—the knocks along with the strokes. That may feel tricky right now, but it’s not. Without your emotional armor, you’re ill-suited to take hard hits, but you’re also more lightweight and fluid; you may be able to dodge them instead.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Stop thinking that everything you want lies behind a single door, and that there’s only one way through that door. That only perpetuates the illusion that as soon as you do the one thing that will score you the key to that door, all of life’s best experiences will lay down at your feet, ripe for the plunder. There is no door and certainly no key, and nothing as simple as winning the lottery or getting that job (or that nose/boob job) would open it in any case. The reality is that there are many doors (and windows) and many treasures lurking behind each one. I hope you’re wise enough by now to find that a comfort, not a let-down.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) By now you should know how bad your shoes taste, having stuck your foot in your mouth many, many times. Tread carefully this week, for your toes are dancing precariously close to your lips. If you’re not absolutely sure that what you’re saying is exactly what you want to say, keep your naughty mouth shut.

A slip of the tongue right now could haunt you for months. Find other, more careful and thoughtful ways to communicate whenever necessary. Write it down. Then, at least, you have a chance to edit your words before they condemn you to flossing with your shoelaces.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Which would you prefer? An annoying bug constantly buzzing in your ear, or not being able to hear at all? Unfortunately, your primary source of vital information right now happens to be someone who irritates the hell out of you (probably with good reason). Your choice is to shut them down, thereby cutting yourself off from where you want to go and the things you may need to know, or just dealing with it. If you do decide that you ultimately have to put the mosquito out of its misery, it’s better to do so sooner rather than later. If you do it this week, you may still have time to find another, less annoying conduit for the goodies you need.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your Achilles’ Heel, my dear, is your deep resistance to compromise. You want it all or you don’t want any of it, and sadly, that means you don’t get any of it, much of the time. Aren’t you sick of doing without? Perhaps you’re finally ready to give the supposedly boring middle road a try. There are some very good deals on the table right now. Take another look at them. Although each of them lacks something you supposedly “need,” by taking advantage of at least a few of them, you could end up so far ahead of the game that you don’t even miss the pieces you were holding out for.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Just because you have your own private source of sunshine and happiness, you may have difficulty paying attention to or caring about how the weather is for everyone else. That’s understandable, but also very bad. Your own incredible good fortune should make you more solicitous about the wellbeing of others, not less. Hopefully your safety and joy means the parts of your mind usually devoted to securing those things can now be put to other uses—like noticing how miserable some of your friends are, and perhaps thinking of ways to help mitigate that misery. Quit daydreaming and counting your lucky stars and get to it, please.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Something is better than nothing. In a week rife with compromises and virtually no ideal solutions, that has to be your mantra. Keep repeating it, as you encounter one sub-par situation after another, and just try hard to make the best of each one as it comes. You’re an excellent negotiator, and if you’re cunning and bold enough, you could still shift the balance from red to black, if only just barely. Whatever you do, don’t spend time feeling sorry for yourself. You can’t afford self-pity; it’s not included in what’s already a very tight budget.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) What you’ve got, no one’s buying, at least not this week. The market’s flooded with knock-offs, and people aren’t clued in enough to spend more for the real deal. Don’t get too down on yourself. They’ll come around eventually. In the meantime, chill out. This isn’t the time for a hard sell, or even advertisement. Your best bet is finding a handful of die-hard worshippers and relying on word-of-mouth from there.

It may take time, but ultimately that’s all you’ll need. The people who need you will find you, and be ever so grateful and appreciative when they do.

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Comp and Circumstance I wish I were rich. If I had oodles of cash, I would spend every weekend the way I spent this past one–with friends and family.

I know what you’re thinking, and sure—you can have QT regardless of your economic situation, but hear me out. Friends and family are so much more enjoyable when there’s lots of cash (or the byproducts of said cash flow) in the picture.

Take Friday night. Assistant General Manager Steve Seno invited the hubby and me out to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Lahaina because the restaurant is doing this cool food and wine pairing dinner every month.

I’d be lying in a major way if I didn’t say that I wasn’t totally freaked out. We sat at a table of 20 that was filled with multiple pieces of silverware, wineglasses and people who looked like they’d know their way around a Food Network set blindfolded.

Turns out Matt Paet, the genius chef behind the awesome dishes we had Friday, is also the Matt Paet who graduated a year ahead of me from St. Anthony. We weren’t close friends, but it was still really cool to see him (and see him doing so well) after all these years. He even seared me the most kick-ass block of Ahi I’ve ever had when I said I have a shellfish allergy as they were serving lobster bisque.

We sat next to a couple from the Westside. The guy’s a manager of a high-end restaurant and I’m pretty sure that it mortified him when he figured out that I, Starr Begley who writes numerous dining reviews, doesn’t know jack about real cuisine. I mean, I know what I like, but when it comes to people who really know a lot about food, I don’t even pretend.

Anyway, they were a blast to sit by and his girlfriend is pretty much my dream girl–beautiful, funny, well mannered and eloquent. In fact, I’m wondering if my husband was thinking the same.

On the other hand, the Hubby and I are a bit brash, a little world-wearier and broke. But I think they liked talking with us, too, and I don’t think that we scared them too much. Although, the Hub did bust out cell phone pictures of the baby, which I’m pretty sure is a no-no.

All in all, the whole experience was absolutely awesome and something that we plan on saving our pennies to do again.

Then Saturday morning we packed up the baby, met up with my BFF and her little one and headed to the Haiku Ho‘olaulea and Flower Festival. The cool thing is that the admission was free; the bad thing is that it was such a popular event that parking was a major bitch.

If I were rich, I would’ve asked one of the friendly nearby neighbors if I could kindly park my SUV in their driveway for a crisp 100-dollar bill... Or two.

Regardless, once we parked (illegally, like everyone else) we had a blast. The food, games and baked goods were all priced for regular people like us, which was nice. The shave ice was only a buck and I walked out of the bake sale with an armload of goodies for less than eight dollars. And the Kalua pig plate! My God, it was overflowing and a steal at six bucks. I ate two. I almost died, but how could I resist?

Saturday night, the BFF and me met up with some of my co-workers at the MACC for the Margaret Cho show. And, not to rub it in or anything, but we had box seats–you know, where all the fancy people sit.

The show was crazy! I had never heard Cho perform before and learned so much. For one thing, she’s a fag hag, was a Sunday school teacher, just got a new tattoo, loves eating ass, and is a 100 percent raunchy ass bitch. Or would that be “betch?”

As for Sunday, that was spent paying bills and grocery shopping. But who wants to talk about that?

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