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Growing up in Ulupalakua 70 years ago, Dorothy Nakata used to share roads with cattle, crank-start her parent’s Model A Ford and eat poi out of a 50-gallon barrel. Ahh, the good old days. At a Feb. 17 Kula Community Association meeting attended by 50-plus residents, Nakata and a few others who lived Upcountry in the first half of the 20th century got nostalgic for the way things used to be. “On a daily basis we are very aware of the physical beauty of the upcountry region,” read a KCA brochure publicizing the meeting. “What is the basis of our special ambiance?… The evening should help us understand the traditions that make our community so special.” Life was certainly special, but also, according to the panel that included Nakata, damned hard. With the community center decorated with old survey maps and photos of Kula—some dating back to the late 19th century—it quickly became clear that what the the old-timers lacked in technological conveniences they more than made up in dry humor. For instance, early on in the evening

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Classic Kula KCA vice president Dick Mayer got a few laughs when he asked cattleman Moki Medeiros how his family used to get all the way to Kahului. “In my time,” Medeiros said in his thick Portuguese accent, “we had cars.” Shoes, or rather the absence of shoes, was a big memory for the panelists. “We walked barefoot wherever we went,” remembered Nakata. “It was not the materialistic world we have today. People came to meetings without shoes.” Wally Koga, who grew up on a Kula farm, said simply that shoes “were sort of impractical.” Though Koga explained that the huge mobilizations for World War II made widespread farming Upcountry economically feasible— soldiers have to eat, after all—it was clear that the lives of the farmers and residents never really progressed beyond, oh, difficult. “We had outdoor latrines,” said Nakata. “So you tried not to drink too much before you went to bed.” Indeed, Nakata was a wealth of stories about what today’s youth would consider unimaginable hardships. She and her siblings could only afford to eat ice cream once a year. New Year’s Eve was a big deal, too, partly because she could drink soda. Even apples and oranges were rare treats, enjoyed just once a year. Nakata said she grew up in an area populated with “more cattle than people,” but didn’t eat steak until she got married. “Now I’m glad I didn’t eat that stuff,” she said. “I’d be dead by now.”

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Then there was the laundry, which required her using a charcoal-fed iron. “I don’t think you know what it looks like,” she said, “but it was nice and clumsy and heavy.” For Uncle Stanley Raymond, going to Lahaina meant traveling on a “one-lane road with a white line down the middle.” Kula’s Copp Road was little more than a gravel lane, used mostly by cattle. Its name changed depending on who happened to be traveling on it at the time. “If it was Copp, it was Copp Road,” he said. “If it was Harris, we called it Harris Road… In those days, we had gated communities, too. Because if you didn’t close the gate, the horses got out.” One topic nearly everyone returned to was respect. “Kula was a place of respect,” said Raymond. Koga agreed, but noted that the region’s isolation could have played a factor in the politeness of the residents. “Everybody respected each other but everybody pretty much kept to themselves,” he said. MTW

Gene Silva is the son of Maui County Department of Liquor Director Franklyn Silva. For the last year, he’s also been a Liquor Control Officer. By all accounts, he’s doing an admirable job. Well, by most accounts. Like the Aug. 7. 2004 incident at Lulu’s in Kihei. That night Silva was partnered with veteran LC Officer Harry Matsuura. They were conducting “after closing hour inspections” of liquor licensees in Kihei. At 2:14 a.m.—14 minutes after closing time—Silva and Matsuura walked into Lulu’s and found seven people at the bar. Matsuura later reported that three of them, including Lulu’s head bouncer Theodore A. Casil, were drinking beer. During the Feb. 3, 2005 Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearing, Lulu’s pled no contest to two charges related to being open after hours and one charge of not keeping an updated time sheet at the bar. But missing from hearing was any discussion of young Silva’s actions. According to Matsuura, Casil approached him not long after they arrived. “Is there any way you could keep me and my girlfriend out of this,” Casil allegedly asked him. Matsuura reported that he said no, then asked him if he wanted “to let the others take the blame?” Matsuura then reported that he began interviewing other people at the bar after telling Casil that he shouldn’t leave because he had further questions for him. With Matsuura out of sight, Casil then apparently made his break. Of course, he still had to get past Silva. “A few minutes later CASIL was walking past me heading out the door,” wrote Silva. “I asked him if LCO MATSUURA had gotten all the information he needed from him. CASIL said yes[,] that he was done and that he was going to leave. I told him that I didn’t need anything from him so if he was done he was free to go.” Silva added that a few minutes later, Matsuura asked him if he knew where Casil was. Silva said he told his partner that he’d let Casil go because he’d said he was all done. For some reason, Silva didn’t report Matsuura’s response. MTW

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WEDNESDAY, FEB. 16 The efforts by State of Hawaii elected officials to increase the public’s access to government records and decisions continue unabated. Those madcap Republicans in Washington may think American citizens are low-grade morons unworthy of even a glimpse into the government that we pay for, but not our Hawaii Democrats. Today, the Hawaii state Senate Committee on Transportation and Government Operations held hearings on two new public records bills. The first, SB-1550, will for the first time impose actual—though meager—fines against government agencies that deny access to releasable public records. The second bill, SB-1552, requires that state and county agencies familiarize themselves more intimately with the concept of “open records” and the open records laws, as well as hire a dedicated employee to handle records requests.

THURSDAY, FEB. 17 And now, if you might permit me to get serious for a moment, the Washington, D.C.-based Beer Institute has released new figures showing beer pours as much as $723.8 million into the Hawaiian economy. “We are extremely proud to be a significant contributor to the Hawaii economy,” said David Rehr, president of the National Beer Wholesalers Association in a press release. “More than simply providing a refreshing beverage enjoyed by 90 million adults, we are businesses that have a national economic impact, and at the same time positively touch nearly every community in Hawaii, providing jobs for our fellow citizens and tax revenues for our towns.” The Beer Institute even broke down the impact numbers by congressional district. And our 2 nd District (all of

Hawaii except Honolulu) kicked the 1st District’s ass by more than $100 million! Take that, wimpy Honolulu!

FRIDAY, FEB. 18 Two other bills are winding their way through the Hawaii state legislature that will, if passed, all but doom our beloved Akaku public access cable provider. Put simply, HB-784 and SB959 would cut about $500,000 of the $700,000 the station currently receives from the state. And that means less staff, less channels and less raw, hilarious public-created programming like those shows with the Hemowai Brothers—those Molokai knuckleheads who continually find new ways to curse Haole. Look, stations like Akaku provide gritty but colorful programming that rips development and government. They need more funding, not less.

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No word on when Koko the “talking” gorilla— the one that supposedly knows American Sign Language—will move from the Bay Area to our fair island, but if a story in yesterday’s San Francisco Chronicle is any indication, she might not be able to head here for some time. That’s because two women who are also former Gorilla Foundation employees are suing their former bosses for more than $1 million. Their allegations are simply that Foundation president Francine “Penny” Patterson tried to force them to pop their tops for the gorilla. And no, I’m not making this up. According to the Chron, one of the employees quoted Patterson as saying “Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples.” The suit also alleges that Patterson insisted that exposing breasts to Koko was a “normal component to developing a personal bond with the gorilla.” The employ-

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ees, who were fired back in August, both deny they showed any skin to Koko, but add that they also had to contend with the storage of gorilla urine in the same refrigerator that contained employee lunches. Now the Foundation denies that any of this took place, and frankly, I have many questions of my own. How exactly was Koko allegedly gesturing to get the girls to women to disrobe? How come the Foundation didn’t just buy a separate refrigerator for gorilla urine? And most importantly, could all of this have been avoided if Koko had simply offered the women beads?

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Today the journalist Hunter S. Thompson, 67, killed himself at his Woody Creek, Colorado home. Gun to the head, just like Ernest Hemingway and Kurt Cobain. For those who’ve never heard of Thompson, he spent his life writing about all the crazy things that happened to him while trying to cover

Oh, it’s all good news this week. Today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin has a brief story on Jason Reardon, the 19-year-old who faces a lifetime ban from Ka’anapali Beach for getting caught trying to sell Marijuana to undercover police officers. “The state Attorney General’s office told me they want to make my son the first person in Maui County permanently kicked out of a district for the rest of his life,” Reardon’s father Dan told me. “If he wasn’t my son I would feel this is wrong. The beaches are public. Life is a little bit of overkill in my opinion. If it wasn’t Ka’anapali [where Reardon was caught], would they still be doing this?” Since this was Reardon’s second offense—he got a six-months of probation two months ago—he also faces 30 days in jail and even more probation. Dan Reardon also told me he wants to hire a civil liberties attorney, but in a state that’s showing more preference for “victim’s rights,” he’s got a hell of a fight on his hands. Anthony Pignataro believes all-out thermonuclear war is, on balance, a bad idea. MTW

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ETERNAL TEMPTATION The Roanoke Times in Virginia reported on Jan. 17 that a Wytheville police officer had to rescue a 9-year-old boy who, with time on his hands waiting for a school bus on a “bone-deep cold” morning, decided to find out what would happen if he licked a metal pole. While awaiting someone to bring warm water to free the boy, the officer and the kid had the following conversation: “Have you learned anything?” “Uh-huh.” “Are you going to do this again?” “Uh-uh.”

MAINSTREAMING SEX WORKERS In 2002, Germany legalized prostitution, primarily for tax revenue and to make sex workers eligible for health care benefits. It also included brothels among those places of employment where the jobless might have to work to keep their benefits. In December, there was a press report of a 25-year-old unemployed waitress complaining that she had been called for an interview at a brothel and feared that if she declined the job, her benefits would be cut. Germany’s Federal Labor Office said it would not do that, but a Hamburg lawyer

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THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT The Japanese company Trane KK recently introduced the “lap pillow,” a large foam headrest, in the shape of a woman’s kneeling lower torso so that the target audience of men can rest their heads on “her” legs. It was probably created in response to an earlier product from the company Kameo of a pillow with a “man’s” arm extending downward, targeted for women to hug the arm as they drift off to sleep.

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OUR AWESOME ANIMAL FRIENDS A landmine-detection outfit in Mozambique has upgraded from explosives-sniffing dogs to giant African Hamster rats, according to a December Agence France-Presse dispatch, because the lighter, more plentiful rats have noses that are just as sensitive and don’t suffer dogs’ need for affection and constant reassurances. And Northern Arizona University Professor Con Slobodchikoff, who spoke to the Albuquerque Journal in December about his two decades of elaborate, patient, desert research, said that prairie dogs he has studied at three locations in the Southwest speak in different dialects but would likely understand each other, can even invent sounds for new things, and perhaps can even gossip.

GUN PLAY Paul Kelvin Hardy, 40, was arrested in Martinsburg, W.Va., after he broke into a couple’s home on New Year’s Eve, robbed them of $540 and then, when he noticed a piano in the house, ordered the husband to play two songs while Hardy sang. After the songfest, Hardy ordered pizza and began playing with his gun. The siege ended when Hardy accidentally shot himself.

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Censor This Column Ward Churchill and redefined censorship Nothing should appear in a newspaper unless a government censor has first been approved it, say half the high school students in a recent poll. So free-speechers are losing the never-ending war over freedom of expression. This is because censorship is being redefined. The latest skirmish over the First Amendment concerns Ward Churchill, an ethnic studies professor at the University of Colorado at Boulder, who spoke at the University of Hawaii last Monday. His appearance was controversial because Hamilton College in upstate New York, which had earlier invited Professor Churchill to speak about American Indian activism, cancelled his appearance after

so both willingly and knowingly.” Actually, the World Trade Center was no nerve center of American capitalism. Secondtier real estate in an inconvenient corner of Manhattan’s financial district, the towers were home to hundreds of two-man representative offices for obscure foreign import-export outfits. That’s why so many foreigners died that day. The biggest Wall Street brokerages and investment banks keep their offices further downtown, closer to the action. Only one notable personality, conservative commentator Barbara Olsen, died on 9/11, and she was on one of the planes. No boldface names from the business world died. The 2,800-plus New Yorkers who perished in the towers were mostly clerks. Even if you buy the notion of

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someone Googled his name and found an essay he had written three years ago. “Some People Push Back” is a furious rant written mere hours after the 9/11 attacks, and one suspects the tone of the piece owes much to the revulsion that thoughtful Americans felt for the mindless “United We Stand” jingoism that stifled attempts at serious analysis of the terrorists’ motivations in the immediate aftermath. “The men who flew the missions against the WTC and Pentagon were not ‘cowards,’” Churchill wrote, presaging remarks that got Bill Maher fired by ABC a few months later. “The word describes all those ‘fighting men and women’ who sat at computer consoles aboard ships in the Persian Gulf [during the 1991 Gulf War], enjoying air-conditioned comfort while launching cruise missiles into neighborhoods filled with random human beings.” But these are not the comments which caused Hamilton College officials to disinvite Professor Churchill after more than 100 death threats led them to conclude they couldn’t guarantee his safety. By this point most people accept that it takes some stones to fly a plane into a building. Mohammad Atta was a mass murderer, but not a wimp. After calling those killed in the Pentagon legitimate military targets, he challenged the presumed innocence of the World Trade Center victims, calling them “little Eichmanns. “They formed a technocratic corps at the very heart of America’s global financial empire—the ‘mighty engine of profit’ to which the military dimension of U.S. policy has always been enslaved—and they did

“collective guilt,” the WTC victims, some of whom were illegal immigrants, waiters and maintenance staff, were as innocent as could be. On the other hand, the citizens of a democracy surely bear some responsibility for the actions of their government. So did Hamilton College censor Ward Churchill? Not according to the letters of the editor section of the “liberal” New York Times. “Those who present forums to college students,” wrote one Dean Brown, “should investigate those who are offered the privilege of speaking…those opinions…do not need to be given a soapbox.” Attorney Thomas Boyden wrote in 1999, “There is no such thing as ‘private censorship.’ It is only when government uses its coercive powers to inhibit speech that censorship occurs.” This is a boilerplate conservative trope. Jay Ambrose, writing in the right-wing Washington Times, used it to justify Disney’s 2004 cancellation of a distribution agreement for the movie Fahrenheit 9/11: “Don’t call it censorship, which is what the government does when it tells private parties they cannot say something publicly.” Like Winston Smith in 1984, I’d heard this repeated so often that I began to believe it was true. But censorship doesn’t require government action. Censorship is grounded in motivation. An editor who, faced with space limitations, decides not to run an article because it’s less interesting or important than another isn’t a censor. As Ambrose points out, “No company— whether a film studio, newspaper corporation or whatever—can or should publish or distribute everything that comes its way.” He’s got a point. Who wants to read a paper containing 290 million letters to the editor? MTW


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BY BARUKH SHALEV

Adi Porges She’s your typical windsurfer/model/Israeli soldier

I keep a blue flag hangin’ out my backside But only on the lef’ side, yeah, that’s the crip side It is too hot inside, so we sit on the porch and drink warm Heineken. She tells me about Gal Freidman, her friend who took the gold medal for windsurfing at the last Olympics. This was a tearful and joyous moment for Israelis around the world. Israelis have a tense relationship with the Olympics. Often feeling like outsiders in the world community, to win a medal, any medal, at the games makes Israelis feel incredibly proud. “All of us remember about Black September,” she said. “When we do anything, win anything, even come in third place, that guy is a national hero!”

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Adi Porges is a windsurfer. She has served in the Israeli Army teaching sign language to deaf soldiers and has achieved some fame as a fashion model, but mostly she’s interested in water sports. There are hundreds like her on Maui at any one time. It’s an irony only Israel could produce: the sons and daughters of the Judean desert marching onto airplanes bound for tropical surf. Porges is tall and angular with dark hair and dark skin. Modeling contracts come from high-end fashion shoots and art nouveau photographers. She lives in a simple home in Maliko Gulch and the end of an old railroad. Her room is Spartan, with a bed, some books, a small computer and a few surfboards. Books and magazines sit here and there. Israeli romance novels with starry-eyed lovers locked in silent embrace under the arc of flashy Hebrew titles. Porges is from the Golan Heights, a rocky, hilly rugged terrain captured by Israeli commandos in the 1967 war. Despite the nightmarish political environment, Golan Heights is free loving and tiedyed—much like Paia. She shows me her portfolio, photos from fashion publications and test shots. The photographs all have the same look: hair mussed, mouth agape, eyes staring straight at you as if suddenly caught in some rebellious act. Her exotic looks betray her rural background. At heart, she’s a girl from the countryside. She shows me photographs: her in Thailand, a video of elephants in Chang Mai playing soccer, downloaded dirty joke photos, a swimming pool in someone’s luxurious home. There’s no television set in her apartment. Instead, a radio softly broadcasts the sharp voice of Snoop Dogg:

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Adi, in modeling mode One of the most poignant and emotional moments in recent Israeli history was watching Freidman receive the gold and to hear the “HaTikhvah” (Israeli national anthem) broadcast live on TV. “I got crazy,” she said. Hopped up on Olympic fervor, Adi snatched her windsurf stuff and ran out into the Sea of Galilee. “I was trying to imitate Gal,” she said. “When Gal took his turn in the Olympics, there was very little wind and when I went out there, there was also no wind. He did this pumping thing, to create momentum and I did the exact same thing, you know, trying to be like him. “There was this really nice Chinese restaurant, pagodas that overlooked the ocean, really fancy place, right?” she continued. “Since I was the only one out on the water at the time all the people could see me out there. Israel is a loud place and people there don’t have a problem with cheering or shouting so word had just started to spread about Gal’s victory in the Olympics and so all the people in the restaurant were standing and shouting to me, ‘Hey girl! Go, go, go, go! You can do it!’ “People came to the beach and were yelling, ‘Win the gold for Israel, yeah!,’” she said. “It was a spontaneous celebration. Everyone was crying because he won and I was trying to windsurf but the tears we’re making it hard to see. I felt like I had won the medal, too.”

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Your tales of life on Maui’s roads Let’s face it—we all drive, and we all hate it. We say we hate drivers who don’t signal or people who drive too fast or that jackass who ran a red light, but really, what we’re saying is that we hate everyone who’s sharing the road with us. So the next time you’re sitting in traffic or watching some dumbass grab the parking place you already scoped out, just remember that you aren’t alone. ■ This

is for the irresponsible parent who left a keiki alone, playing “driver” inside a truck—with the engine running— at the parking lot of the Bank of Hawaii by the Maui Mall last week. You thought it was cool to leave your child behind, jumping on the driver’s seat, moving the steering wheel, working the power windows and pretty much exploring every button and lever inside your vehicle. Well, jackass, did it occur to you that all your kid had to do was shift the car into gear to cause a big mess, hurt himself and others? Never mind that someone could have come and driven away with your truck and your kid. Not only should you have your driver’s license revoked, but you should have your parenting rights cancelled as well.

To the asshole idiot who stole gas out of my car in Lahaina: I know gas prices suck out here, but for you to go and cut my gas filler hose and then take what little gas I had, you must be one lousy son of a bitch. Tell me, was it worth all that work cutting through that hose for maybe two gallons of gas? How would you like it if you had to pay $60—plus shipping and handling—AND wait two weeks for the new part to get here from the mainland? Thanks

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a lot for making my already busy life a little more difficult.

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a recent Friday afternoon, you in your giant SUV passed me in my beat-up Maui Cruiser. We were in the 45 mile per hour zone between Waikapu and Wailuku but apparently I hadn’t sped up fast enough. No biggie— it happens to me all the time. At the next light I was right behind you. I tooted my horn and waved as if to say, “See, what good did that do you?” At the light after that, I was again right behind you. You were in the right turn lane behind a big truck and I went slowly by on your left and tooted and waved again. Man, did I feel righteous! The truck started rolling, making its right turn, and I cruised right on through the intersection. I was ahead of you! Unfortunately, I was also ahead of the green light. Thankfully, the cross traffic avoided me as I blatantly, stupidly, unwittingly ran the red light. I hereby apologize for crowing at you.

To the stupid %#&*?! idiot out-of-control driver of the black lifted pick-up with the big, fat, mud tires who the other Wednesday was driving at about 3:30 p.m. up Baldwin Ave.: you suck. You drove into my lane, then onto my road

shoulder and finally forced my truck—containing myself and my nine-year old daughter—into the bushes. What were you doing, smoking an ice pipe? Did your beer fall over? My daughter is still scared to death—it’ll take months for her to get over this close call. You’re a disgrace. You should turn in your license before you land in jail for killing somebody.

On my way to work early in the morning, I found myself behind a white Ford Ranger with a rack, toolbox and bumper sticker that read “Iron workers for John Kerry.” As we were passing around the bird sanctuary, I noticed that a guy in the truck tossed out a lit cigarette butt. Eh bagga, please don’t trash this beautiful land. Why don’t you try keeping


the trash inside of your car? You don’t deserve to work and live on this island if you’re going to behave that way. Clean up your act, buddy!!! How would you like it if people were dumping trash in your house, you dumb, inconsiderate jackass?

■ This is to the lowlife who broke into my piece of crap car and stole my CD deck, speakers and a whole case of CDs. I know you probably don’t realize that we all work hard on this island to make a living and live decently. But this is the second time in three months you have broken

■ This goes out to the idiots driving to Kihei on Mokulele Highway who felt that they had to cut everyone off and make them slam on the brakes so they could then cut in where the two lanes merge into one lane, all instead of falling into line. Especially that big dark blue SUV who had to get in front of me! What’s the hurry? I loved how it didn’t even matter because you didn’t get to Kihei any faster than the rest of us.

pose of the car seat, huh? Get your heads out of your asses. This is not safe for anyone!

Just wanted to thank those local guys in the back of the truck with the “Reinstated Hawaiian Nation” bumper sticker that I saw a couple weekends ago heading out of the Iao Valley. You see, I was in the car behind you trying to explain to my haole friend—who was enjoying his first-ever visit to Hawaii— how local people really tended to respect the land a lot more than others. So imagine my surprise when my friend and I saw you two clowns started tossing your cigarette butts and garbage onto the road. Because of you, I had to explain that I was wrong, that local guys could be every bit as disrespectful to the land as us haoles.

You: driving a new silver Dodge Ram 1500 quad cab and towing a trailer. Me: just to your right, trying not to get killed. The reason? You were FLYING down Lower Honoapiilani Rd. in Kahana. It was around 5:15 p.m. and you were doing at least 60 or 70 miles per hour. In fact, you were going so fast that it looked like you were out of control. I was leaving for work, about to turn left and you came zipping by. If I had been 10 seconds earlier, you would have hit me and probably gone right through my truck. Next time you want to show off and act like an asshole, think about this: at that time I had my four-year-old son and two-month-old infant daughter with me. Undoubtedly, you would have killed me and my two innocent children. How would that sit in your conscience? SLOW DOWN, PRICK!!!!

into my car. Probably makes you feel like such a big man, huh? Little do you know that I have many cop friends, and they found your fingerprints inside the car. Right now the investigators are matching up your prints. Soon they’ll throw your ass in jail. Nah, wait! I should just take something that belongs to you. Shoot, I got more respect than that, brah! PS: Get a %&!*@! job like the rest of us!

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Why is it that the law requires you to wear your seatbelt when driving (which is a good law, I’m the first to admit) but it’s okay to ride in the bed of a pick-up truck? I couldn’t believe the other day when I was driving up Haleakala Highway and saw two women in the back of a pick-up truck. Guess what was in the middle of them? A baby in a car seat! Kinda defeats the pur-

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■ Who has the right of way in an ongoing merging lane? Out of courtesy a driver can let you merge in, but normally the guy entering the lane has to wait for a spot to move into. But not you! You just shove yourself in, expecting to get in. Then you looked at me as if I owe you the spot in front of me. You see, it is my option to let you in. People talk about aloha in driving, but it sometimes seems that only those acts that benefit you constitute aloha. Now look, I am not a perfect driver, but I try to be an aloha driver. Then again, “aloha” also means goodbye, so goodbye.

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■ I just want to comment on how frustrated I am riding my bike down South Kihei Rd. More than twice I have been cut off— and almost hit—by cars pulling out of side streets and parking lots. I want to know where these people learned to drive! Don’t they know to look behind them before they turn? If we really are on “Maui time” then why is everybody speeding and in such a hurry to turn? This is my plea to all drivers: always be AWARE that you’re sharing the road with a lot of other people! Please yield to bicyclists. And for Pele’s sake, don’t hit us! We’re out there every day, just trying to make it down the road and totally exposed to traffic. It completely ruins my day when I almost GET HIT BY A CAR! ■ Show some aloha and wait your turn! The parking situation on Maui is becoming more of a nightmare every day, especially at the beach access parking lots (or what passes for beach parking). It’s bad enough without having to deal with impatient idiot guys like yourself, who think the sun rises from your ass. You were driving a red sports car in the Dig Me beach parking lot and almost hit my car and then a kid. Then for good measure you flipped me off and stole the parking space my four-year-old niece and I had been waiting patiently for. Show some aloha and wait your fucking turn. ■

There is a lot of negativity in this world and more everyday on Maui. This column provides a voice for people but seems to perpetuate that anger. For the sake of supporting the positive in the world, I would like to send an Eh Brah! to the fellow in the white Ford pickup who stopped last winter in the worst rainstorm ever to help me fix my flat tire. Even though it was raining cats and dogs, he saw us and turned around to offer assistance. I had no jack, I told him. No problem, he said, and then pulled out his. There on the side of the road, with cars whizzing by in the rain, he changed my tire. Then he followed us into town to make sure we got there safely. When we arrived, he drove away. He’d asked for no reward, just like the Lone Ranger. MTW

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BY COURTNEY MATHER

Dining with Amelia Maui’s Fresh Tamales boasts a whole new ambience “Ever been to Amelia’s?” a friend asked me a couple months ago before we were to go to lunch. After a few moments I realized he was talking about Maui’s Fresh Tamales in Pukalani Square. Locals refer to this home of authentic Mexican cuisine as “Amelia’s” in reference to owner Amelia Tan.

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Physical Therapy joined me for lunch. He eats there often. “She makes consistently good food,” he told me. “Really authentic Mexican dishes. I only wish she made the ceviche more often.” When we walked through the door, Brett introduced me to Amelia, the heart and soul of this enchanting little restaurant. “She’s such a hard worker,” he said. “It’s not uncommon to see her here from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. everyday.” Amelia started out selling tamales near the

From what I remembered, Maui’s Fresh Tamales was mainly carry-out and barely larger than the kitchen. My friend and I could sit and talk story for hours so this didn’t strike me as our best lunch option. But little did I know that renovations completed by Amelia’s husband Joseph meant Maui’s Fresh Tamales was boasting a whole new ambience. My friend, Dr. Rick Perrie, had an office next door and was more in the know than I. “Hard to get a table but I know people who know of some other people that once heard of a guy who is a cousin of someone that once worked there,” Rick said. “I could give him a call.” He wasn’t joking. Maui’s Fresh Tamales is a popular spot. If you don’t know the cousin of a guy who once worked there, be sure to get there early to claim a table. During our lunch, the cooks were friendly and the restaurant was cozy. Our food was delivered to the table with a smile, the kind that invites you to relax and enjoy the entire experience. And we did. Until some other people who once heard of a guy who was a cousin of someone who once worked there needed a table, too. This week I decided to pay Amelia’s another visit. Brett Snellgrove of Pukalani

beach. Business was good, so one day she decided to open a restaurant. Buster’s Killer Grinds had closed so she took over the space. “It was just a little restaurant, what you see over there,” she said, pointing over to a small counter with four stools. Then, the hair salon next door closed giving Amelia room to expand. Good thing, because Amelia’s customers were ready for it. “My favorite thing about running this restaurant?” said Amelia. “Dealing with my customers! I enjoy them, all of them! I’ve always been lucky to have really good neighbors.” After Amelia’s warm welcome, Brett and I staked out a table. And, in Rick’s honor, we stayed long to talk story. Both Brett and his wife Kim, who is also a physical therapist, say fish tacos are their second favorite menu item. Their favorite? The

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ceviche, of course. “Amelia’s ceviche is the best,” Brett told me. “It’s a raw fish marinated in a lemony sort of sauce. I’m not typically big on raw fish, but that sauce could make anything taste good.” We both opted for fish tacos. Like most combo plates, the fish taco plate ($8) comes with two tacos, refried beans and rice. Each taco had two soft corn tortillas overflowing with lightly spiced fresh island fish, fresh cilantro, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, olives, jalapenos and cheddar cheese. A big fan of Pinatas’ fish tacos in Kahului, I was skeptical of my ability to be objective. Still, Amelia’s fish tacos were excellent. Recent parking lot construction has caused a pretty substantial decline in business for Amelia and other tenants at Pukalani Square. “But that’s okay,” she told me. “Everything has to be done, right?” MTW

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Krispy Kreme - This place is known all over the world for its warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $

Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - This family owned resturant consist of a variety of breads, coconut papaya bread, apple cinnnamon, Puerto Rican sweet bread. Serving breakfast. Open 7 a.m. - 2 p.m.255 Alamaha, Kahului. 877-5796. $

Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990. Coffee, an extensstive list of breakfast bagels, sub Sandwiches and salads. Open M-F 7 - p.m Sat 7-5pm, Sun 7-4pm 395 E. Dairy Rd, 877-8779.

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8772400. $

Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $

Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4446. $$

CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001. $

Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Café Marc Aurel - Offers an elegantly casual menu, including Gourmet Cheeses, Dolmas, Tzatziki and an extensive wine by the glass list. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 8931628. $ Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available Wed-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 8771414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to take five. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas and Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0188. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

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Sam Sushi - New location with over 20 years of experience in the food industry. Excellent fresh fish, sushi. Catering and party trays available. Wailuku, 2492420. $ Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ © 2004 TPI GROUP

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

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Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Trust me--try the Tiramisu. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8711566. $

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Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all deep fried tempura style or grilled. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Simply Sweets Bakery - Delicious Pastrys, Savory Pizza, hotdog, ham and cheese pastrys rolls, deli sandwhiches. Open M-Th 7 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. and Fr 7 a.m. - 6:30 p.m Sat 7 a.m - 4p.m. 150 Hana Hwy. Kahului. 893-0700 $

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Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Old time American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

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Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 N. Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $

Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas. Casual dining and various piñatas available. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade corned beef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. 359 N. Markety St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

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Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2445426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 5724877. $

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Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. Enrique’s Resturant - Athentic Mexican Food. Fajitas, Seafood, Shrimp Tequilia Fish Tacos, Enchiladas, Tamales, Burritos, Vegetarian. Open M-Sa 10 am - 9pm Su 10 am - 8pm. 2395 S. Kihei Rd 112. 875-2910. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

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Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi. Open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too. Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

lent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies and shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$

Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K

Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$

Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak and lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excel-

Seawatch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120, 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and the best pizza. Awesome outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. Open 11 a.m. - 2 a.m. serving food 'till midnite! Kihei Kalama

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Village, 874-6444 $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including 1/2 lb burgers and deli sandwhiches with 24 T.V.’s, and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese Cusine. along with some Koren dishes. Entrees come with two side dishes. Open 10 a.m - 9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 8911991.$ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory & sweet nibbles such as house smoked duck breast on wilted spinach with toasted hazelnuts, grilled whole Moi with jasmine rice & ginger braised bok choy, along with an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su 5 p.m. 1913 South Kihei Rd. Khei. 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$

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Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940’s style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $

Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere with food from Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $

Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 8752088. $$

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha’Aina - Ocean front dinning Featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken Katsu. Open for breakfast and lunch only Tues - Sat 7a.m. - 2 p.m. Sun 7 a.m. -1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $

Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 573-9065. $$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Café Mambo - International bistro featuring

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Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 5732998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 375 West Kuiaha Road Unit 37 Haiku. 575-9242 $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and patries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and Gyro’s with a variety of teas. open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Market Place. 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, deep fried tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

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Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

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Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods like Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more. Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K Curry- In-A-Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328. Open Tu-Sa. 11:30am-7:30pm. 840 Wahinee St. Lahaina Square. 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor

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Shops, 669-0266. $ Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Island Tacos - The best soft shell tacos ever. Choice of beef, fish, pork or chicken. Served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese. onions and jalapenos. Open late night. 744 Luakini St. Lahaina $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$

Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$

Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs And they deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old-Hawaiian styled coffeehouse with pastries, smoothies, salads and sandwiches, quiche Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 665-1114. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

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Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path surf bistro. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

The Jeremy Thompson Cancer Fund asks you to:

“Pick up a shift for Jeremy” The Jeremy Thompson Cancer Fund wants to ask you a question: Will you work a shift for Jeremy? On Thursday, March 10th our fundraiser is asking service industry workers to donate one day’s gratuities to help raise money for Jeremy Thompson’s medical expenses. Jeremy Thompson, 29, of Lahaina, was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer in July of 2003. This unbelievable diagnosis has changed his life forever. He has undergone two brain surgeries, both of which successfully removed tumors. As a result he has also experienced some side effects. He has lost peripheral vision in his right eye and is currently relearning how to read and write. Now, we need your help. All the money raised from this “Work for Jeremy Day” will be used for Jeremy’s medical expenses. These expenses include frequent airfare to and from MD Anderson Medical Center in Houston, one of the world’s best medical centers for brain cancer. It also is used for his co-pays on steroids, chemotherapy treatments and other needed prescriptions. For those of you fortunate enough to have had Jeremy Thompson touch your life, you understand what a positive impact he has on people.If you have not yet met him and enjoyed his company. Jeremy and his friends would like to invite all “ Pick up a shift for Jeremy” participants to a THANK YOU BBQ @ Airport Beachthe following Tuesday, March 15that 11:00 a.m. There will be food; donated prizes raffled off; and of course, a chance to meet the man himself, Jeremy Thompson.

Contact: Penny Sowards (808) 250-2337 or Melinda Rochon (808) 276-9144

Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun 612 Front St. Lahaina 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$ Mala - Oceanfront dining with organic whole grains cuisine, from clams and lobster soup to chicken tikka and beet & goat cheese salads. Full bar. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar. Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili) 5095 Napilihau. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials, merry atmosphere and a large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The

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I used to work at Shaka Pizza. It was a pretty cool job. I got to drive around in those fluorescent Ford Festivas, listen to reggae music and deliver pizzas. That was before they had air conditioning. But now that I’m head bartender at Outback, it works out pretty good. I get all the shifts I want, I get to work with cool people and it’s a nice environment. And for a bar, I don’t have to deal with a bunch of drunken people. They come in to eat and drink and go get hammered somewhere else. I never have to play bouncer. And I like to have fun. I’m a real outgoing person. What’s better than a job that you get to crack jokes? I make it fun for them and in turn it’s fun for me. But when I go out for a drink, I don’t turn it up like I do at work. I like to sit there and chill and watch surf videos. I love surf videos. You get to pick up on what the pros are doing, the new moves and the smooth transitions, and watch them do what I can’t do. It’s pure entertainment. Sometimes I’ll be talking to my girlfriend and I’ll catch a glimpse of a surf video and just start zoning out. The conversation is over. She may not think its funny, but I do. I play surf videos at work. Maybe I ruin some dates, distracting the surfers from their dinner. But it makes for a perfect work environment. I’ll play reggae music and I’ve got surf videos in the background. I can also make a mean mudslide. The secret is vanilla Stoli instead of regular vodka. But I hate making chocolate martinis. It takes a good 10 to 15 minutes. You have to put chocolate on the rim and do this and do that and put it all together. Especially when I have other drinks I’ve got to make and we get pretty busy. So a chocolate martini on a busy night, that really brings me down. MTW


DININGLISTINGS best lemon caper mahi mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining. Now featuring reasonably priced tapasHawiian style menu.for supper and late night dining. 6:30 am-10pm.The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many other items. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $ Plantation House Restaurant - HawaiianMediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.- 10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815.

$$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches and hamburgers along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. 927 Wainee St. Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private and the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $ Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles. Specialty entrees, appetizers and deserts. 5:309:30pm. Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and an extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open 7 Days. Delivery 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. 840 Wainee St. Lahaina Square, Lahaina. 6616773.$

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

P.M. Dawn Friday and Saturday, 10 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [MUSIC] Brothers Prince Be and DJ Minute Mix—yeah, they must’ve had hippie parents, too— formed the group P.M. Dawn in the early 1990s. The band’s first album was an instant success, accredited with bridging the gap between hip-hop and ‘70s-style soul. And they did that most notably by sampling a new wave hit, “True” by Spandau Ballet, in their hugest single, “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss.” Ingenious! I remember that video. It was all swirly and kinda psychedelic, which was not the M.O. for hip-hop videos at that time and it was oh, so smooth! I loved that song. Anyway, after the guys perform this week at a New York concert to benefit victims of last month’s earthquake and tsunami in the Indian Ocean, they’re coming to Maui to benefit… well, us.

The Truth Saturday, 9 p.m. at Henry’s

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[MUSIC] Singer, songwriter and guitarist Bruce Tetley cites many influences for his particular brand of Americana/Hawaiiana music. Namely, Charlie, Francis, Jean and Ivan in Florida. Yep, they’re hurricanes. You see, for 30 years, Tetley’s been playing blues, rockabilly, Tex-Mex, Cajun, oldtime country and bluegrass. But then on a visit to Maui, he was “struck by the aloha spirit” and too many hurricanes in Florida, apparently, and made a beeline back to the Valley Isle. Now he’s proud to incorporate some reggae and Hawaiian slack-key into his island repetoire. Tetley’s new band, The Truth, also features Jose Ortiz on drums and vocals, and John Messersmith on bass and vocals.

Saturday, 11 a.m. at the Kaunoa Center in Sprecklesville [ENVIRONMENTAL] To coincide with Maui County’s centennial, Sierra Club Maui will celebrate the last century’s worth of efforts to preserve and protect our island’s forests, beaches and streams. We like those things, right? We want them free of resort hotels, golf courses and 20-minute lube shops, correct? The festivities include appearances by biologist Dr. Steven Montgomery, land and water-use specialist Hugh Starr and marine biologist Hannah Bernard, all of whom will talk about how special our Maui lands truly are. The Club will also hand out activist awards to Bernard, community volunteer Nobuo Suda and graphic artist Geoff Moore. And don’t forget the free potluck picnic lunch. For more information on Sierra Club Maui, call 579-9802. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Time, Space and Self An introduction to creating reality The power of suggestion and intentionality by way of quantum physics is fitfully explored through a prism of informative documentary, dramatic narrative and inventive animation in a movie that may alter the way you approach your life. Amanda (Oscar-winner Marlee Matlin— Children of a Lesser God) is a recently divorced deaf woman who works as a cynical wedding photographer while she explores the world around her in an Alice in Wonderland daze induced by the antidepressant drugs she takes.

What the Bleep Do We Know!?

★★★★★ Not Rated/108 mins.

Amanda’s journey is indirectly commented on by a group of 14 individually interviewed doctors, scientists, physicists, teachers and philosophers who inform the audience on abstract theories of quantum mysticism that link the very peptides that fuel each cell in our body to

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their influence on our outward reality. As Amanda shifts from an unhappy self-hating person to a self-accepting model of serenity, we are given specific metaphysical examples that map out her journey. Questions about theoretical concepts like our ability to alter the future but not the past are addressed in visually catchy illustrations. When Amanda misses a subway train on her way to a photo shoot, she notices a photo exhibit of magnified water crystals that have been altered simply by the choice of positive or negative words attached to their containers by Japanese physicist Dr. Masaru Emoto. The brief introduction to Dr. Emoto’s work pops from the film as an unadulterated example of the potential power of words and ideas to effect our bodies which are made up mostly of water. Amanda reaches her pinnacle of realization while photographing a bawdy Polish wedding where the people and events allow the filmmakers to delve into the way neurotransmitters of the mind link a person to specific emotional experiences that they attempt to repeat. Amanda begins to view everyone at the wedding, including herself, as biochemically conditioned people acting on chemically induced responses to their surroundings. The sequence is made especially entertaining by animated ids and egos that burst into action as mascots for various personality traits. An animated music video of cells copying Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love” video adds comic oomph with musical flavor. As one particularly benevolent partygoer shamelessly flirts with Amanda, she is at once

disgusted and enticed. Her self-perception as an overweight woman stifles her ability to enjoy the interaction, but she eventually delivers herself from her self-imposed gloom by writing affectionate words on her body with make-up in the privacy of her apartment. The episode apprehends the logic of Dr. Emoto’s water photos and allows Amanda a simple and concrete way of working through her problem with a cognitive therapy rather than with antidepressants. What The Bleep Do We Know!? is a thought-provoking documentary by a trio of first time filmmakers (William Arntz, Mark Vicente and Betsy Chase) about the theoretical connections between spirituality, biology and quantum physics. While this quantum mysticism might not sound like the most enchanting way to spend an evening, the movie more than compensates for its touchy-feely subject matter by closely examining the power of human consciousness to change reality. The movie could be called The Power of Positive Thinking or even The Physics of Possibility but both of those titles would over-simplify an innovative and engaging film that comes as close to interacting with its audience as any piece of cinema can. The film’s theorem that “we are reality creating machines” is a concept that you might be inspired to run out and explore in ways you never imagined before. If nothing else, it might encourage you to take more responsibility for the personal choices you make as you create your reality on a moment-tomoment basis. MTW


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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CINEMA Friday, February 25

Robert DeNiro horror film about how his young daughter’s imaginary friend is actually real. HITCH – (PG13) – Romantic Comedy – Will Smith plays a matchmaker who uses less than honest methods in his work—whahhhhh???!?!—and then gets busted by a totally hot undercover reporter played by Eva Mendes. Oh, and there’s a chick in the movie named after a popular antihistamine.

What The Bleep Do We Know!? 2, 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Yet another encore! A sympathetic exploration of mysticism and the quantum physics that underlies the seeming reality of everyday life. If the words of the poet Rumi, healer Deepak Chopra or physicist Fritjof Capra resonate for you, this is a film not to be missed! Unrated. 108 min. See Film Critique.

HOTEL RWANDA – (PG13) – Drama – Intense movie based on the 1994 genocide that gripped Rwanda. It concerns about a small-time hotel manager (Don Cheadle) provides sanctuary to terrified residents as roving gangs slaughter thousands. The PG13 rating means they’ve probably toned down the hacking.

Wednesday, March 2

MILLION DOLLAR BABY – (PG 13) – Romantic Drama – This Oscar-nominated film is getting rave reviews, but it’s really just another cliché-filled picture about a young boxer who’s had a tough life but, through sheer force of will, fights the good fight. Stars Hillary Swank, Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood, who also directed it.

The Sea Inside 5 & 7:30 p.m. Based on a profound and moving true story about a poet (played by Academy Award nominee Javier Bardem) who fought a 30-year campaign to win the right to end his life with dignity. Named as “Best Foreign Language Film” by the National Board of Review and nominated for an Academy Award, the brilliant success of this dramatically triumphant film was described by Newsweek Magazine as "a testimony to director Alejandro Amenábar's cinematic flair — taking as daunting a subject as euthanasia and turning it into a crowd-pleasing movie. Rated R

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA – (PG13) – Drama, Musical, Suspense – It’s the classic tale—and another cinematic take on a Broadway musical, oh joy—about a mysterious masked figure who roams the undergrounds of 19th century Paris, especially lurking around (or under—naughty!) the Opera Populaire, where he tutors a beautiful young soprano. POOH’S HEFFALUMP MOVIE – (G) – Children, Animation - Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, Roo and Tigger, too! search for the mysterious Heffalump, learning about friendship and accepting others’ differences along the way.

New This Week CURSED – (PG13) – Action/Adventure, Suspense/Horror – What’s up with this sudden rash of popular actors and actresses trying to get in on the latest horror flick? Aren’t they supposed to leave that to the B-Listers?! This one’s starring Christina Ricci, some werewolves and an ancient curse, of course. Man, this better be good. Also stars James Brolin and Portia De Rossi.

RACING STRIPES – (PG13) – Comedy, Drama, Kids/Family – A traveling circus accidentally leaves behind a baby zebra—I know, it happens all the time— so then the precocious zebra gets the inclination to become a racetrack-star, with a little help from his farm animal friends... Okay, is it just me or does it sound like somebody had a few too many special brownies when they came up with this screenplay?

DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN – (PG13) – Comedy/Drama – Long story short: Successful black couple lives in Atlanta for years, until husband kicks wife out of their beautiful house on their 18th wedding anniversary. Wife then learns to take control of her own life. This movie also features a “pot-smoking, gun-toting” grandmother figure, which practically guarantees that it’s good.

SIDEWAYS – (R) – Comedy, Drama – This could be your typical road-tripping buddy flick, only the “buddies” in question are Miles (Paul Giamatti)—a downand-out failed novelist, middle school teacher and bitter divorcee but apt wine connoisseur—and his happygo-lucky friend Jack (Thomas Hayden Church), who has his own devious agenda for their big “wine tasting trip” before he gets married the following weekend. Also stars Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh.

MAN OF THE HOUSE – (PG) – ActionAdventure, Comedy – Tommy Lee Jones, an actor with supposedly the IQ of a genius, plays a Texas Ranger (?!) who is assigned to protect some witnesses to a high-profile murder. Uh huh. So he has to go undercover as an assistant cheerleading coach and move in with a group of University of Texas cheerleaders. All right! That IS genius!!

Now Showing ARE WE THERE YET? – (PG) – Romantic Comedy – Ice Cube stars in this light-hearted look at how a swinging bachelor takes his girlfriend’s kids on a road trip to impress her, but finds that they really only want to turn his life into a living hell. How do they come up with this stuff? THE AVIATOR – (PG13) – Drama – This is Martin Scorsese’s 168-minute epic on Howard Hughes that includes only a brief interlude of the billionaire’s most intriguing years when he became renowned for living in secret while wearing tissue boxes on his feet and growing out his hair and fingernails to absurd lengths, all while keeping jars of his own urine close by. Stars Leonardo di Caprio as the nutty flyer/film maker and No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani as Jean Harlow. BECAUSE OF WINN DIXIE – (PG) – Drama – A lonely little girl adopts a dog, which not only helps her make friends but also helps her get closer to her father and helps brings together a small Florida town. Oh, and Dave Matthews is in it. Yeah. I hate movies like this. BOOGEYMAN – (PG13) – Suspense/Horror – If you’ve ever wondered whatever happened to Xena, the Warrior Princess, wonder no more! Lucy Lawless is back, but this time she’s playing the mom of a guy (Barry Watson) who has serious issues about some stuff that went down in the bedroom of his youth. So the guy goes back home

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SON OF THE MASK – (PG) – Action-Adventure, Comedy – I know it’s premature to say something like this, but I think this will be the best movie of 2005. Maybe of the whole decade. I mean, you had The Mask, and that was kind of funny, but this is about The Mask’s son! And it stars Jamie Kennedy! I didn’t think he could ever top Malibu’s Most Wanted, but this one sure looks like a winner.

Christina Ricci in “Goth Girls Gone Wild” to deal with this supposed “monstrous entity” that could be real or all in his head. Although, I don’t know why he doesn’t act like all the other guys and just take it out on his next girlfriend. Hey, I’m just saying. COACH CARTER – (PG13) – Drama – Inspired by true-life story of controversial high-school basketball coach Ken Carter, who received both high praise and staunch criticism when he made national news in 1999 for benching his entire undefeated basketball team for poor academic performance. Starring Samuel Jackson, Rob Brown and Ashanti.

WEDDING DATE – (PG13) – Romantic Comedy – This film concerns a young woman who hires a gigolo to accompany her to her sister’s nuptials. See, her exboyfriend is going to be there, and she needs to make him jealous so, um, I don’t know. Really, what the hell am I doing writing about this? There are people dying in Sudan, and I’m boosting some junk film that stars no one anyone should be concerned about.

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CONSTANTINE – (R) – Action-Adventure, Suspense, Horror and Thriller – As our astute intern put it, this film looks like a cross between The Matrix and Devil’s Advocate. We love that good vs. evil, Heaven vs. Hell stuff! Plus, it’s got beautiful Kauai-boy Keanu Reeves playing the tortured investigator of supernatural mysteries and hottie Rachel Weisz as... well, who cares. FINDING NEVERLAND – (PG13) – Drama – Johnny Depp plays J. M. Barrie, the guy who wrote Peter Pan in this London, 1904 story. You remember Peter Pan, right? Sandy Duncan played him on Broadway. Also stars Kate Winslet and Dustin Hoffman.

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Castle Theater, 572-3456 The Sea Inside - R - Fr only 2, 5, 7:30 What The Bleep Do We Know!? - Unrated - W only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Are We There Yet? - PG - Th - (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:10, 9:25, Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:05, 9:25, SaSu (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:05, 9:25 Constantine - R - Th (12:30, 1, 1:15, 3:15, 4, 4:15), 6:50, 7:05, 7:20, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (1, 1:20, 3:15, 4, 4:20), 6:50, 7:10, 7:50, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1, 1:20, 3:15), 4, 4:20, 6:50, 7:10, 7:50, 9:30, 9:45 Cursed - PG13 - Fr, M-W (12:30, 12:50, 2:50, 3:10, 5, 5:30), 7:30, 7:45, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 12:50, 2:50, 3:10), 5, 5:30, 7:30, 7:45, 9:45, 10 Finding Neverland - PG - Th only 9:20 Hitch - PG13 - Th (12:45, 1, 1:30, 3:30, 4, 4:30), 6:45, 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:10, 1:30, 3:30, 4:10, 4:30), 7, 7:20, 8, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:10, 1:30, 3:30), 4:10, 4:30, 7, 7:20, 8, 9:45, 10 Phantom of the Opera - PG13 - Th 6:40, 9:35 Pooh’s Heffalump Movie - G - Th (12:40, 2:25, 4:05, 5:45), 7:30, 9:20, Fr-W (12:55) Racing Stripes - PG - Th (12:50, 3:45), Fr-W (12:35) Sideways - R - Th (1:10, 4:10), 6:55, 9:45, Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 6:55, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 6:55, 9:40 Son of the Mask - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (12:45, 3, 5:20), 7:40, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:20, 7:40, 9:50 Wedding Date - PG13 - Th (12:55, 3:10, 5:30), 7:45, 9:55, Fr, M-W (2:55, 5:15), 7:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (2:55), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Aviator - PG13 - Daily (12:45), 4:05, 7:35 Because of Winn-Dixie - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:55 Boogeyman - PG13 - Th only (12:30), 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30 Coach Carter - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10:05 Diary of a Mad Black Woman - PG13 - Fr-W (1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:35 Hide and Seek - R - Fr-W 9:45 Hotel Rwanda - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:45, 7:20, 9:40 Man of the House - PG13 - Fr-W (12:40, 3), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Million Dollar Baby - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:10, 7:05, 10

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 [Fr-W showtimes not available at press time] Because of Winn-Dixie - PG - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:30 Constantine - R - Th (1), 4:15, 7 Hitch - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Son of the Mask - PG - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:50

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Constantine - R - Th-Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:20, 9:50, SaSu (1:45), 4:45, 7:20, 9:50 Cursed - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Million Dollar Baby - Th only (4:15), 7:10, 10:05 Sideways - R - Th only (4:30), 7:30, 10:10 Son of the Mask - PG - Th (4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:40, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:40, 9:50 Wedding Date - PG13 - Th only (4:30), 7:30, 9:30

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HIDE AND SEEK – (R) – Thriller – Not to be confused with the 1999 film of the same name starring Daryl Hannah and Vincent Gallo, or the 1980 flick about Israel or even the 1977 War Games clone, this is a

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658 Front Street, 249–2222 Because of Winn-Dixie - PG - Th (1:15, 4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Diary of a Mad Black Woman - PG13 - Fr-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45 Hitch - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (2, 4:45), 7:30, 10:05, SaSu (11:15, 2), 4:45, 7:30, 10:05

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Come Experience The Shops & Restaurants

• Bamboo Bar & Grill • Breakwall Cafe • The Feast at LeLe • Friends of Moku’ula • Gaby’s Pizzeria • Gallerie Hawaii • Goofy Foot Surf School • Hecocks Restaurant • I’O Restaurant • Lahaina Print Sellers • Lei Spa Maui • Maggie Coulombe • Maui To Go Arts & Crafts • Nancy Emerson School of Surfing • The Needlework Shop • Pacific’O Restaurant • Seaside Gems Maui • Whalers General Store

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BY JOJOBOY

Damn You, Portland! Maui says farewell to Cartoon Monster and Will the Moore

Here be Cartoon Monster Cartoon Monster and Will the Moore are packing up and moving to Portland, Oregon. They’re leaving behind a sea of distraught indie-rock fans. Since 2001, Cartoon Monster has released four albums, all hand-assembled CD-R’s with meticulous artwork. Though fans long for his music to take over the world, they also dread the day when the intimacy of these homemade affairs will give way to massproduction demands. Like Peter Gabriel’s earlier albums, all of Cartoon Monster’s are untitled. Unlike Gabriel, he usually chooses some kind of bunny as his cover art—so referring to a particular CD as “the bunny album” won’t do much to clarify which one you’re talking about. Though identifying as a bassist, he plays all instruments on his albums. Sometimes it’s not an instrument at all that he’s playing—a pot and pan are as likely to be his rhythm section as a drum. He’s also been an integral part of the musicianally-incestuous bands Hinterlander, Puritan and Bridgeport.

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“I am a major fan of his bass playing,” says Hinterlander ringleader Heidi Nelms. “I first saw him play in a band called Paris Radio Witch, and his bass lines were so melodic. It was like his bass was providing an entire submelody to the primary guitar melody. I thought he was from France.” His music turns real adults with grown-up emotions into giggly pools of schoolgirl crush. On stage, he plays with his back to the audience, which just adds to the magnetism. He’s a heartthrob when he’s not on stage, too. Case in point: the five years he worked as a barista at Maui Coffee Roasters. “[He] was every customer’s favorite,” says former co-worker Ghalib El-Khalidi. “Which was interesting because he made a point of being as rude to everyone as possible.” His generally foul mood befits superstardom in a genre propelled by so many melancholy boys. He can be caught smiling for a few hours upon the release of an album. After that, he’ll express his hatred for the new work and insist it should never have been recorded. If in person you voice enthusiasm, your conversation may go like this: “I love that song ‘Dirt’ you did.” “That’s by far the worst song I ever made.” “Oh. Well, I also dig ‘Lemonade.’” “That’s by far the worst song I ever made.” Bridgeport’s Will the Moore says, “Cartoon Monster music is for adults stuck in child-

Cartoon Monster & Will the Moore Saturday, 8 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel, Wailuku and next Saturday, Mar. 5 at Hang Loose Lounge, Kahului. Get Cartoon Monster CD-R’s from www.skinnychest.com, and peep Bridgeport at www.luktown.org. hood, or for kids stuck on Ritalin.” And that brings us to the next item up for mourning. Will, Maui’s much-hunted musician/producer, is also heading to Portland. One of the most versatile music-makers on the island, he’s appeared on rock albums, hip-hop albums, and all things between and beyond. You can’t put a label on the Bridgeport sound, because it changes drastically. A long, moody rock jam is followed by a spastic 30second blast of cheery punk nonsense. There are Sunday school sing-alongs about surviving “another cancerous week” and Casio slow jams about making Casio slow jams. He’ll even get ambient on your ass, as with the Transparent Music series. It’s this talent for mutation that makes him such a hot commodity. Singer-songwriter Victoria Barrett, who enlisted Will’s help for Writing Straight With Crooked Lines, says, “He is one of the most generous, supportive, talented and genuine musicians I know. He symbolizes true musicianship: someone who does it for the love of making things happen— not for selfish reasons.” Maui-based emcee Demune has called him simply “the greatest producer on the island.”

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thursday

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friday 02/25

BADA BING

saturday02/26 sunday02/27

monday02/28 – wednesday03/02

Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 8pm

1945 S Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BLUE LAGOON

TUE - Carroll Brothers, No cover, 7-10pm

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8141

BOCALINO

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza $5,10pm

Gina Martinelli Band $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9pm

MON - Mark Epstein & Friends, Blues & Jazz, 10pm; TUE - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, 10pm; WED - Soul Concept w/Curtis Williams, 10pm, No cover

CASANOVA

Progressive Thursdays $5, 9pm

Space Ibiza $8 w/flyer, $10 door, 9:45pm

Da Party $12, 9:45pm

Tribute to Bob Marley w/ Groundation, $15, 9pm

WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Head High 9pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Wed - Sunn Lounge w/DJs Sal, Lucky & Kev, $5, 9pm-1:30am

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

Japanese history and traditions. Under the direction of Matsudai Tamao, the students of Matsudai Ryu Matsuo Kai will exhibit graceful movement and powerful imagery designed to evoke emotions and truths that lie at the heart of all culture. Free. 1-3 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

Groundation’s Tribute to Bob Marley - SundayTuesday – Groundation will pay tribute to the legendary Bob Marley with two unique sets of their originals plus Bob Marley’s music covering his 20-year career from 1961 until 1981 with the distinct touch of Groundation’s collective improvisation. Tickets: all shows $15. Sun, 8 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220; Mon, Paradice Bluz, 667-5299; Tue, SandBar, 579-8742.

TICKETS ON SALE St. Petersburg String Quartet with Paul GalbraIth. Mar 3. - The St. Petersburg String Quartet has built a reputation of worldwide proportions. Audiences from Toronto to Tokyo, from Lithuania to London consistently give the Quartet standing ovations and great critical acclaim. Phenomenal world-renowned guitarist Paul Galbraith joins the quartet for this program, which includes: Boccherin’s Fandango for Guitar and Strings; Dvorak String Quartet No.10; Castelnuovo’s Tedesco

Matsudai Ryu Matsuo Kai - Sunday. Guest performers include Matsudai Shizuka (Susan Ohata) and Matsudai Yoshimitsu (Lynn Araki-Regan).The Matsudai style of Japanese classical dance is characterized by a unique blend of sophisticated movement and colorful silk elegance representing various aspects of

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Quintet for Guitar and Strings; and Bach guitar solos. Tickets: $28, $10. 7:30 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. The DOORS - Mar 4. On Stage Hawaii presents The Doors of the 21st Century live in concert. For one night, time stopped and thousands of loyal fans rejoiced as The Doors of the 21st Century performed a magical concert with such tunes as “Light My Fire,” “When the Music's Over” and “Riders on the Storm,” led by founding members Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger plus singer Ian Astbury, known for his rich baritone voice in The Cult. The group is rounded out by Angelo Barbera on bass and Ty Dennis on drums. Tickets: Advance $56. 7:30 p.m., Pipeline Café, Oahu, 808-952-6800. Little Feat - Mar 4. An American rock & roll phenomenon, showcasing their funky blend of blues, country

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thursday 02/24 ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI

friday02/25

saturday02/26 sunday02/27

monday02/28 – wednesday03/02

No Information Available

843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Flava Zone 9pm

TBA 9pm

Ladies’ Night 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Tea Dance DJ Fat Joe 9pm

MON - Willie K TUE - Ultra Fab w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Aloha Sin Night w/DJ Fat Joe, 9pm Mon - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5,10pm; WED - Acoustic Jam w/Tim Gannon, 10:30pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Gina Martinelli No cover, 6-9pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 6pm

El Nino No cover, 6pm

Habanero Brothers No cover, 6pm

Live Music w/N.D.E. $5, 10pm

DJ & Dancing $5, 10pm

Karoke w/James No cover, 9pm

Six Degrees Night w/DJs, 9:30pm

JAQUES

120 Hana Highway, Paia 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Kenny Roberts No cover, 6pm

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

The Truth No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Larry Council No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Ladies’ Night $5, 9pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, No cover, 6pm; TUES - Da Hawaiian, No cover, 6pm Wed - Local Bands, No cover, 9pm

DA KINECALENDAR a truly magical Maui evening. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469 Youth Symphony - Mar 13. In Celebration of Hawaii’s Youth Symphony, 40th Anniversary Season, more than 90 inspiring student musicians take the stage. The performance features exciting premier pieces. Maestro Henry Miyamura will conduct Youth Symphony I, the most advanced of HYSA’s seven orchestra’s. Free. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ebb & Flow Arts - Mar 17. This performance will be the centerpiece of the annual Ebb & Flow Arts festival; this year entitled "North South East West." Featured ensemble musicians will be Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Robert Pollock, piano, along with special guest artists. The program includes recent works by distinguished composers from Japan, Europe, the United States and Latin America, including the premiere of one multi-media work. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Vince Esquire & Chris Duarte - “Texas Meets Hawaii” - Mar 19. Since emerging in the mid-1990s from Austin, Texas, the hair-raising blues guitar slinger Chris Duarte has forged new pathways and scouted numerous fresh trails for creative musical expression. In the meantime, Maui-raised 19-year-old blues guitarist Vince Esquire practiced to Duarte's music to try and emulate his hero. Now these two musicians join talents onstage, for a show that any guitar enthusiast will be inspired by. Tickets: $18 advance, $23 day of show. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242SHOW. Margaret Cho - Mar 20. Forthright, ground-breaking, and often controversial, comedy star Margaret Cho has made a career out of taking social issues full-on. As one of the most visible and funniest Asian American women in the country, and the first in history to star in her own TV series, she has tackled the subjects of ethnicity, weight, sexuality, drug and alcohol problems; no subject is taboo as material for her rapier wit. Her hit Off-Broadway show I'm The One That I Want garnered rave reviews and awards, and has been made into film. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Norton Buffalo & The Knock-Outs with John Lee Hooker Jr. - April 7. Revered around the globe for his uncanny wizardry, crossing all musical styles on the harmonica. Norton has proven his mastery of this instrument on over a hundred recordings and tours with the Steve Miller Band, Grateful Dead, Bonnie Raitt, Kenny Loggins and The Doobie Brothers, to name a few. John Lee Hooker Jr. describes his sound as two parts R&B, one part jazz and "down home blues.” Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dianne Reeves - April 10. Dianne Reeves is an empress in the jazz world, with expansive range, impeccable pitch and evocative compositions. The simmering effect Dianne brings to a song has earned her many plaudits and special appearances, ranging from HBO to the Olympics as well as the major jazz festivals and the LA Philharmonic. Tickets: $38, $28, $20. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kokua Benefit Festival - April 13. As a musician/filmmaker Jack Johnson hosts a benefit concert for Kokua Hawaii Foundation. Jack will share the stage with legendary singer/songwriter Jackson Browne, Hawaiian

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favorite John Cruz, Afro-Latin-style-masher group Ozomatli, hip-hop infused blues pioneers G.Love & Special Sauce, and talented slack key guitarist Kawika Kahiapo with his band Kaukahi. In addition to that eclectic mix of live music, the festival will offer information on earth-friendly products and services and environmentally-active groups, to help promote environmental awareness in Hawaii. Tickets: $35 general admission (lawn), $40 reserved. 4 p.m. A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Na Palapalai - April 22. Kuana Torres, Kehau Tamure and Keao Costa all learned to play music the old-fashioned way, in family backyards from friends, relatives and kupuna. Now, as Na Palapalai, they aim to please a whole new generation of fans by preserving the traditional Hawaiian sound of ha‘i (falsetto) with their own original styling, strong instrumental talents and beautifully blended voices. Na Hoku Hanohano awardwinning group. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Brothers Cazimero - May 2. In the 1970s, the brothers have increased awareness of Hawaii around the world, and their talent, incredible showmanship and infectious humor have helped spread aloha. Beautiful harmonies, acoustic arrangements and hula are always a part of the Brothers Cazimero stage, honoring the past, present and future of Hawaii arts. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242SHOW. Jonny Lang - May 6. Blues/Rock phenomenon Lang opened for the Rolling Stones the first time he performed in Hawaii. This explosive young guitar slinger has played to sold-out audiences and has been featured on MTV and performed at the White House for the President with B.B. King. Tickets: $45, $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Te Vaka - May 13. Te Vaka delivers more than just a performance they take the audience into the heart of Polynesia, accompanied by rhythm, color and melody. Traditional log drum rhythms from their Tokelauan, Maori and Samoan ancestors are fired with world beat/funk grooves on guitar and keyboard to hone the music and dance with a modern edge. Te Vaka the canoe speaks to a world culture: “Adrenaline-powered percussion bringing ancient traditions into the modern world. Tickets: $28, $18, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Mapa Spring Dance Extravaganza - May 14-15. Saturday: Jazz, Tap & Hip-Hop Revue Sunday: Sleeping Beauty Ballet. Celebrate dance with two spectacular shows for the entire family. The classical tale of Sleeping Beauty gracefully put to dance and a high energy dance revue from toe tapping to heel stomping dance styles at its best. Tickets: $20 adult, $15 kids. 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Hannah Bernard, community volunteer Nobuo Suda and graphic designer Geoff Moore for their contributions to environmental education and action. Free, For info, call 572-8331. The Saturday Night Drive-in Theater - 5:30 p.m. at the Maui Community College, MACC, Kahului. A celebration of Music, Arts, Culture and Film. Live music and aloha from Uncle Boy Kanae and friends. along with films Shark Tale, Step Into Liquid, Jaws-Surf’s UpHawaiian Style and award-winning food booths. $5 per person. For info, call 573-5530. Author Michael McPherson Book Signing - 2 p.m. at Borders Books & Music, Kahului. Big Island attorney and surfer will be sigining his latest book, All Those Summers: Memories fo Surfing’s Golden Age. Surfers associated with McPherson are expected to join in past and current surf stores. Free. For info, call 808587-7766.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Steve Sargenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu & Mon The Whale Shark Erik

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758.

JACK SINGLE BARREL $5.25 GENTLEMAN JACK $3.50 JACK & COKE $3.00

ALL ABSOLUT FLAVORS $3.75 ABSOLUT LEVEL $4.25

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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Acoustic Music with Mike Fri-Sat only 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

JACK DANIELS ON SPECIAL!

THURSDAYS

Sierra Club Honors Three - 11 a.m.-3 p.m. at Kaunoa Senior Center, on Hana Hwy in Spreckelsville rooms 102-3. Maui Sierra Club will honor marine biologist

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Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; Ernest Pua’a Kawika Lum and, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

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Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; E rnest Puaa, Sun-Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

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Free Weekly Hula Shows - at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. Keiki Hula Show Sat & Sun, 1 p.m.; Polynesian music, song and dance Tue & Thu, 7 p.m. For more info, call 661-5304.

DINING

Pietsch. 7 p.m. Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, 6:30 - Close. Hau Phat, Wed. 7 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

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KIMO’S

saturday02/26 sunday02/27

TBA

Dave & Mike Carroll 10pm-12 am

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Brian and the Boys, From Cool Dezman Yap w/Special Guest. Rush $3 cover 9pm 9pm

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

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Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

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Prankster 9pm

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MON - Open Jam w/Adam, 9pm; TUE - Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm; WED - Big Wave Wednesdays, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Ricardo Dioso 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm, No cover

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DA KINECALENDAR Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm., 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Sir Wilfred’s At Whalers Village - Sun. Live Jazz 5 p.m. - 9 p.m. Main stage. The Best Jazz Musicians on the island, along with special guest stars. 2435 Ka’anapali Park Way, Lahaina 661-0202.

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Fri, Hilarious improv comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show, $35. Seating 5:30-7 p.m. Sat, David Gallagher sings songs by Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & the rest of the Rat Pack plus humor & storytelling. 8 p.m. $5.1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188. Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea

Village Shops, 243-2206.

Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, , dinner and show. 8- 10p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., Mon Gypsy Pacific 8-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6 -9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour $3 special's. Live entertainment Sun, Tue, Thu Tony & Peter. Wed & Fri Trevor Jones 4-6pm. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,- Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

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Café Marc Aurel - Thursdays, Gene Argel and Shiro Mori, 7-10 p.m, 2nd Friday of every month, Shimmy Nights with Bellyroll Dance Company, 7-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 2440852. Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed. 4 p.m. - 8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

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Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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Embassy Vacation Resort – Ka’anapali Beach 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 6691500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Tues 6 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. The Legend of Kaulula'au: Young Hawaiians loving their culture and willing to perpetuate an aspect of their Hawaiian culture, the art of storytelling. Every Sunday at 4 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. Tickets: $30 and $27 Kama'aina. 1-888-808-1055. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon & Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri. 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

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DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJs Mackie Mac & Rock Hard; TUE - DJs Mackie Mac & Big Zeck, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights 8 pm

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Murry Thorne No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Acoustico, No cover, 7pm; WED - Trevor Jones, No cover, 6pm

NEPTUNES

Smoke Wagon 10pm

Cool Rush 10pm

Dezman w/Road Blues 10pm

Adam Bowen No cover, 10pm

MON - Erin Smith,10pm; TUE - Smooth Tuesday w/Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm; WED - J Roq from Fine Line, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

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Midnight Lounge w/PM Dawn $12, 9pm

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Willie K $5, 8pm

MON - Tribute To Bob Marley w/Groundation, $15, 9pm; TUE - Live Music, $5, 9pm; WED - Live Blues, $5, 9pm

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Vince Esquire $5, 10pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

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Gomega No cover, 9:30pm

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3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

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DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

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DA KINECALENDAR Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 Live Music Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Jazz entertainment from 69 nightly. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

and ride the ponies along with food and drink. Free. For info, call 572-1789. Iao Preschool's "An Ohana Fun Fair" - Sat, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. at Iao Preschool. Fun and games for the entire family. Free. For info, call 244-7353.

LECTURES

Why Whales Do That - Mon-Sat, 12:45 p.m. & 3:15 p.m. at the Ocean Science Discovery Center in Ma’alaea. Multimedia presentation focusing on intriguing behaviors of Hawaii’s humpback whales. Includes thrilling imagery, whale songs and expert commentary. Free. For info, call 249-8811. Substance Abuse: Ice -- Tue, 12 p.m. at J. Walter Cameron Center. Guest speaker: Dee White of the Community Clinic of Maui. Will lead the discusion on the major problems with substance abuse on Maui. This lecture is a part of the Mental Health Association's "Brown Bag Lunch" Series. Free. For info, call 242-6461. Maui Economic Opportunity - Wed, 12-1 p.m. at the Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. Susie Thieman will lead a discussion on the reasons for writing a business plan. Participants will receive an outline of the business plan taught by MEO’s Core Four Business Plan course. Free. For info, call 8738247.

POLITICAL

Talk Story with Congressman Ed Case - Sat, 8:309:30 a.m. at Iao School Cafeteria, 1910 Kaohu St., Wailuku. Free. For info, call 242-1818. Annual Whale Count - 8:30-11 a.m. at each of the 13 shore bases, including Makena, Kapalua and Hookipa. Volunteers are needed for this event. Free. For info, call 249-8811.

SPORTS

Open Gym Night - Thu, 6:30-9 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center. Sports available during those nights will be basketball, volleyball, table tennis and board games. Families are invited. Free. For info, call 661-4685.

STAGE

“Tale of the Allergist’s Wife” - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m. at the historic Iao Theater, Waluku. A crude comedy production about an allergist that treats homeless sinus sufferers in his free clinic and his wife who considers herself one of the world's greatest losers. Tickets: $18 adults and $16 seniors. For info, call 242-6969.

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

KEIKI Honolua Preschool's "Spring Fling" - Sat, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. at the school, 5110 Kohi St., Napili. This event is a fundraiser. There will be a jumping castle, face painting, car wash, bake sale and massages on site. Krispy Kreme products also will be on sale. Free admission. For info, call 669-1113. Piholo Stables Open House - Sat, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at Piholo Stables, Makawao. Explore the stables, meet

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Set up some surprises for yourself. For months now, you’ve been chronically underestimating one or two important people in your life. Or perhaps it’s not that your evaluations were incorrect, it’s just they were only mostly correct. In other words, your were probably right in guessing that they’d have said “no” to some of your pressing questions or suggestions back whenever you first conceived them. But that’s not necessarily so now. People do change. An eager “yes” is lurking behind more than one pair of lips, just waiting for a second chance. Be sure to provide it: ask again.

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The curse of your innate facility for multiple perspectives is that one of them is invariably negative and depressing. When viewed through this particular filter, your reflection can disgust you. What’s especially fucked-up is that the world is all too willing to to validate this internal naysayer by agreeing: “Yeah, you do suck!” It’s tricky, but you have to learn to ignore the “evidence.” Nothing’s that simple and black and white. You’re neither saint nor demon, but somewhere in between. Your inner critic will have an especially loud mouth this week. Don’t engage with that crap by agreeing or disagreeing. It’s a little right and a little wrong, and not at all worth listening to.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Four year-olds are a blast to be around. Their worlds are relatively simple. In other words, when things go wrong for a preschooler, it’s usually pretty easy to make everything okay. You remind me of them, a little, lately— only not so uncomplicated. There’s a part of you seeking someone who can make your world okay, who you imagine can effortlessly smooth your problems away because they’re richer, smarter, bigger or wiser than you. Unfortunately, that person is mythological; he or she doesn’t exist. As long as you keep hoping and expecting that your lover (or potential lover) will fill that role for you—or implode trying—you’ll never be satisfied, and neither of you will be happy. It’s an unreasonable expectation. Let it go.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) If I were you, I’d spend the whole week in bed. It’s not that anything particularly bad will happen to you out in the real world, just nothing nearly as good as what can happen between the sheets. I wish this was about getting laid, but it’s more about getting broadband access to your subconscious, and retrieving the backlog of messages stored there: Dream. Catch up on lost sleep and then some this week. Put in some good REM time. If you do, when you eventually emerge from your hibernation next week, I expect you to be a different—and, hopefully, more insightful—person.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) It’s simply a trick of perspective. You know, like the low-tech effects in Lord of the Rings? They spaced out actors and objects in such a way that little things appeared big, or vice versa. What you’ve actually got in front of you is one relatively tiny problem or concern, and one much more important one, only you’ve been giving them equal weight in your head, because they look about the same to you. Not so. It’s a metaphorical trompe l’oeuil. Get some perspective—a viewpoint that’s radically different from your current one. Figure out what’s really important and what’s just petty bullshit, so you can give each matter its proper due.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Did you notice? I managed to skip my traditional Valentine’s Day bashing last week. Like most people, I despise that holiday, even when I’m happily ensconced in couplehood. It’s so lame and artificial and obviously designed to get people to spend money on useless, ridiculous crap. Hopefully you didn’t succumb to it—or hate yourself too much if you did. Anyway, there are more layers of artificiality for you to pierce, conquer, destroy, especially this week. Tear through all the crepe paper and sugary coatings and get to the meaty juicy messy stuff underneath. That’s where the real fun lies, not in heart-shaped boxes of bonbons.

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Your perception of time is dramatically different from almost everyone else’s. Perhaps you’re not aware that its passage is more fluid, malleable and dynamic for you than for other people. We don’t view it quite that flexibly, even if we wish we could. Half a year, to you, could be a blip or an eternity—or, paradoxically, both—whereas for your friends and neighbors it usually just feels like about six months. Be sensitive to this difference. I think you’re a lot closer to the truth—that time is all about how we experience it. But some of those you know aren’t quite up to that level. Luckily, you have the ability to transform someone’s eon into an hour, or to help someone slow down and enjoy a few short, precious moments this week. Please use it.

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You’re about to enter the ring against the most brutal, vicious and grotesquely large opponent you’ve ever faced. What’s more, you’re blindfolded, hobbled and naked—whereas he’s wearing armor and relatively unencumbered. Wishing you luck on this foolhardy venture would just be mean. However, I’m happy to report that you don’t need it. Every giant has his Achilles’ Heel, and you know exactly where this one’s is. Just be careful: Don’t fall into the trap of trying to play the same game he is. You’d just plain lose. Stick to your strategy, don’t pull any punches, get in and out quick. If it’s over before you know it, you’ll have one. If you give yourself time to think, you’re screwed.

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Once Upon a Time… or not or A Love Story… maybe I recently went on a date with a great guy. He was a drummer in a rock band. Or maybe he was the vocalist. Or a DJ. He could’ve been a bartender. An artist. A surfer. Or maybe a writer or a gourmet chef. Anyway, he was funny, smart and talented in some way. We went to a movie. No, it was dinner. Perhaps it was a bar and we had some drinks. He made me laugh and feel beautiful. Or he checked out all the other girls and he tipped horribly. But he was hot. And not in that physically perfect kind of way, more like he had character and mystery and a hard-to-define magnetism. He definitely had nice eyes. When the date was over, I decided I liked him. So I didn’t kiss him goodnight. Or maybe I timidly kissed him on the cheek. Or maybe we had hot, steamy—albeit safe—sex. Or maybe I didn’t like him. So I didn’t kiss him goodnight. Or maybe I timidly kissed him on the cheek. Or maybe we had hot, steamy—albeit safe—sex. And it was good. Really good. And then the next day, he didn’t call. Or maybe he just lost my number. Or he called and called and it was annoying. Or maybe he was really busy. Maybe I called him in an effort to not “play the game,” only it was awkward and I felt desperate and dejected afterward. Or maybe he left a message and I intended to call him back but then so much time had passed and even though I felt guilty, I couldn’t stand to climb back up that slippery slope of pseudo-sincere apologies to compensate for my inherent flakiness. But maybe he had just waited three days to call, like that one dating rules book says. And maybe I didn’t recognize the number on my caller ID so I didn’t answer. Or maybe I did and it was him and he said, “How’re you doing?” like he was interested or something and maybe we talked about the surf or the latest album he bought or about some article I was writing. Then he was like, “Oh, we should hang out this weekend” and maybe I said, “Sure, that’d be cool” but I was thinking, Oh shit, I really need to do some laundry. Or more likely, Damn, I’m gonna miss Desperate Housewives again. And almost always, Right on, he digs me! So we went out again. And maybe even again after that. And on one of these occasions, maybe he met my friends. And maybe my friends didn’t like him initially. Maybe they said he wasn’t my type—that he was too young or obnoxious or too conservative. Or maybe they feared he was too wild, or a player and they didn’t want me to get hurt. Maybe I listened to them, and decided to flirt with one of his friends at the club instead. Or maybe I told him—in a somewhat indignant manner, which he will later call paranoid—to never call me again. But maybe I didn’t listen to my friends. Maybe I continued going out with him, enjoying the fact that it was just me and him “against the world.” And maybe my friends stopped coming around. And maybe the pressure of being a couple with no friends came to a head and we began fighting. Horrible fights. And he started to come home later and later. And I cried to my friends that it was over. And maybe they assured me that it was time for a change. And that it was all for the best. But maybe they did eventually like him. Maybe my friends liked him so much, they convinced me that I loved him, that I should marry him, when I really didn’t want to. So maybe I stayed in the relationship well past the expiration date, feeling like a horrible person for not wanting to do what everyone thought I should. But maybe I did the right thing and got out. Maybe it took a long time to start going out again, out of fear—fear of making the same mistakes that have landed me in this lonely void yet again. But maybe I went out anyway. I recently went on a fantastic date. Or maybe it was horrible.

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