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APOLOGY The lead story (about Edward Teller) in News of the Weird in the Dec. 26, 2013 issue was a summary of a piece in the Kinston, N.C., Free Press from which author Chuck Shepherd says he “took some facts more seriously than the writer intended.” Here is Shepherd’s statement on getting fooled: “Falling for a hoax is an extraordinarily rare event in the 26-year, 25,000-story history of News of the Weird, but there it is. I apologize to readers and editors, and I vow to double-down in the future on my already-extreme skepticism.”

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IN 2014 HAWAII SENATE RACE, TARANIS FAVORS HANABUSA OVER SCHATZ The year 2013 hadn’t even ended yet when The Maui News started piling on the tired old political cliches for the upcoming 2014 election. “Hanabusa says she has ‘good ground game’ in Senate race” stated that paper’s Dec. 29 front page story on current Democratic Congressional Representative Colleen Hanabusa’s bid to unseat incumbent Democratic U.S. Senator Brian Schatz.

In the story Hanabusa told the paper (who referred to Hanabusa as an “underdog”) that even though Schatz has raised over a million dollars more than her so far she’s got a “good ground game” of “grass roots” who won’t vote “in lock step” with Governor Neil Abercrombie, who decided last year to appoint Schatz to the late Senator Daniel Inouye’s seat instead of Hanabusa. Besides, she said, she has a better “skill set” at “tackling” issues than Schatz.

Can you tell both Schatz and Hanabusa are in the same political party? (Hanabusa also reminded The Maui News of the very old cliche that the Democratic Party “is a big tent,” though she needlessly added that it also has “little pup tents.”)

Once we dispense with the tired old sports euphemisms (which we’ll continue to see throughout the coming year), it becomes clear that the Hanabusa-Schatz race is actually quite fascinating. Not so much for how it shows differences between the two Democrats, but for the way it shows their similarities.

While researching the race’s financial aspects at the Center for Responsive Politics website (Opensecrets.org), I found a curious series of contributions from BAE Systems.

Based in London, BAE is a multinational defense contractor that builds all sorts of aviation and naval weapons, but is right now focused on a little project called Taranis.

Currently undergoing secret flight tests, Taranis is a new and scary unmanned drone that’s both invisible to radar and capable of fighting adversaries in the air and on the ground. It’s also designed to take on mis-

sions thousands of miles away from its base.

Oh, and it’s also what BAE refers to as “semi-autonomous”–meaning it’s not actually controlled from home base by some guy behind a desk (though BAE helpfully insists that a pilot will be “in the loop”). A commander plugs in a given target list into Taranis, and then it takes off and undergoes the mission pretty much the best way it sees fit.

Not only is Taranis perilously close to Skynet/Terminator predictions of the future, but it’s also a perfect opportunity for “progressives” like Colleen Hanabusa and Brian Schatz to show voters how they believe that it’s not necessary for America’s national defense to fill the skies with “semiautonomous” drones that attack targets (ie., people) at will. Drones are big news these days, and rightly so: they’re novel, sophisticated and play an ever-increasing role in America’s foreign policy, which is basically to have them kill alleged bad guys (even American citizens) as often as we can.

Except railing against drones isn’t how Hanabusa and Schatz (or at least their respective campaigns) think. See, in the 2014 election cycle so far, CRP data shows that Hanabusa has accepted $8,000 from BAE Systems–$3,000 from individuals connected to the firm and another $5,000 from the company’s political action committee (PAC).

In fact, though BAE’s PAC gives 69 percent of its money to Republicans, that $5,000 contribution to Hanabusa is currently the PAC’s largest donation to any Senate candidate running in 2014. According to CRP, James Inhofe, R–Oklahoma– perhaps the most reactionary incumbent running for reelection this year, has so far only gotten $4,500 from BAE’s PAC. Now given that the media and pundits typically label Schatz as the more liberal of the two candidates running for the seat (indeed, he’s considered one of the most liberal U.S. Senators today), you’d probably think that BAE’s initials would be the last you’d find in Schatz’s campaign finance reports. But that’s wrong: CRP says that so far in the 2014 race Schatz has taken $500 from BAE individuals and another $1,000 from the BAE PAC. Granted, that’s a lot lower than the contribution figure for Hanabusa, who’s generally rally far more publicly positive on the he use of drones than Schatz has been een (it’s also lower than the $3,500 3,500 the BAE PAC has so o far given to U.S. Representative esentative Tulsi Gabbard, bard, D–2nd District; ict; perhaps because use she’s not running ing for reelection this year, U.S. Senator or Mazie Hirono,, D–Hawaii, has accepted pted no money from BAE).

Of course, these numbers will only get largerr as the campaign aign really starts tarts to take shape. e. In the election so o far, BAE’s PAC has given more than half a million dollars to various us candidates. Since 2000, CRP notes that the company (individuals viduals and the PAC) have contributed ib t d wellll over $6 million illi

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to various campaign committees.

As for Taranis’ views on the Hawaii Senate race, the drone was unavailable for comment for this story.

MAUI NUI BOTANICAL GARDENS TO START CHARGING ADMISSION Since 1976, the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens in Kahului has provided a unique (and free) oasis of indigenous and endemic plants. It’s a serene place in the middle of Kahului, full of benches to sit on while admire botanical specimens that exist nowhere else on earth.

“By collecting, cultivating, and distributing native and Polynesian-introduced plants MNBG provides people with a gathering place to see and understand the important relationship these plants have to our economic, social, and cultural livelihoods,” livelihoods, states the Gardens’ Garden website (Mnbg.org).

That the Botanical Gardens Garde throughout its has been free throughou existence was a minor miram cle. So it wasn’t too surprissur ing to see the following followin note tucked into a Dec. Dec 15, 2013 fundraising letter: lette “Beginning Janu January 15, 2014, Maui Nui Gardens Botanical Gard will be charging charg an admission fee in an effort eff to create a new n stream of revre enue to support sup the gardens.” gardens.

The rates are a as follows: • General AdmisAdm sion: $5 • Kama'aina: $3 • Keiki (12 and under)/Kuunder)/K puna (65 and older): Free The Gardens will also stay free on Saturdays.

"It's not that it's gotten bad, but bu we're trying to make an honest effort to expand the revenue streams coming into the Garden," said MNBG Executive Director Joylynn Paman. "We do get funding from regular sources, including the County, and everyone's always asking how we're going to be more self-sustaining. I did some research last year on how other botanical gardens sustain themselves, and the fees we're proposing are pretty minimal.

We're also encouraging people to become members of the Garden."

For more information on the Gardens or membership, email info@mnbg.org or visit them online at mnbg.org. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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children used to play, there seems to be more swings and jungle gyms that are closed instead of being filled with playful keiki.

Well, the Department of Parks and Recreation (DPR) is doing something to remedy the situation. The department recently announced that construction will soon begin on the replacement playground at Kahului Community Center Park.

The new Central Maui playground will be built at the previous playground site, which is near the tennis courts off Onehe’e Avenue.

Construction is expected to start on Jan. 6, 2014. Building is scheduled to be complete by Mar. 15. The park will remain open during the $139,307 construction.

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The Hana Youth Center was established in 1986 and currently serves 210 youth, with an average of 42 attendees per day. Regular programming includes “talk story” sessions and homework time; Kids Café–the Food Bank’s Feeding America program; and Youth Aide and Alu Like Inc.–offering students employment opportunities.

The Hana Youth Center also partners with the Hana Senior Center (Hale Hulu Mamo) and Hana Family Resource Center (Ohana Makamae) to organize a Movie in the Park event seven times a year.

If you’d like to make a donation to the Hana Youth Center, mail a check to P.O. Box 464, Hana, HI 96713; checks can be made out to “Hana Youth Center.” For more information about the Hana Youth Center, call 808-2488504 or visit hanayouthcenter.org.

BOY SCOUTS DO CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING This time of the year, there is a lot of excess. In addition to extra food and

As part of a $14.3 million package of capital infrastructure improvements, the State of Hawaii is sending $3 million to Maui to help fix the damage that erosion is causing to Honoapi‘ilani Highway in Ukumehame.

“These priority investments in state infrastructure add further stimulus and jobs to the economy in order to build upon our state’s $1.1 billion turnaround,” Gov. Neil Abercrombie said in a Dec. 27, 2013 press release.

The press release stated that the $3 million would be split into two $1.5 million allotments: • “$1,500,000 – Honoapiilani Highway, Shoreline Improvements for Tsunami Damage in Ukumehame, Maui – Additional construction to restore roadway shoulders along Honoapiilani Highway damaged by the March 11, 2011, tsunami including boulder revetments and the construction of retaining structures; additional funds are necessary to

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The Hana Youth Center will soon have a permanent computer lab thanks to a $5,000 donation from the Hagar Family Foundation. Sammy Hagar–a part-time Maui resident–and his Hagar Family Foundation has supported the Youth Center for years.

The donation supplements the center’s previous fundraising efforts, meeting its $10,000 goal to provide students with much-needed computers and software.

“We are grateful to the Hagar Family Foundation for their generous donation,” said Keoki Kalani, executive director for the Hana Youth Center. “We live in a rural community, so for many of our members, the only access to a computer is through the HanaYouth Center.The new equipment enables our students to have Internet access for research projects, do school work, and generally broaden their knowledge of the world outside of our small town.”

The center previously relied on loaned computers from a local nonprofit, which had to be returned after the lease was up. The new computer lab is expected to be operational in time for the New Year. In appreciation of their ongoing support, the permanent lab will be

-Suzanne Kayian

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COUNTY REPLACING KAHULUI COMMUNITY CENTER PARK PLAYGROUND Driving around the island, it’s easy to get sad when seeing some of Maui’s most cherished playgrounds. With fences standing where

Ukumehame is pretty much a permanent construction site

beverages in which many partake, there are extra empty boxes, leftover gift-wrap paper and bows. Plus, there are Christmas Trees– and getting rid of them is not always easy.

This year, Boy Scout Troop 22 will be recycling holiday trees to help make life a bit more convenient–and green. For the third year, the Kihei/Wailea troop is offering two ways to recycle your tree–and avoid adding to Maui’s landfill.

Kihei and Wailea residents can take advantage of Troop 22 Boy Scouts’ curbside Christmas tree collection service. For a suggested donation of $10 each, you can leave your fresh cut tree on the curb in front of your home on Jan. 4. Trees must be free of decorations, including tinsel, lights, ornaments, wire and flocking. To make a reservation call 808-281-4589 and leave your name, phone number and address. Or email information to troop22maui@gmail.com.

complete the project due to high level erosion control measures required by the EPA, Army Corps of Engineers, and the Hawaii Department of Health Clean Water Branch • “$1,500,000 – Honoapiilani Highway, Shoreline Improvements, Maui – Additional construction to restore roadway and shoulders along Honoapiilani Highway in the vicinity of Launiupoko, which have been damaged by repeated high surf and wave action; additional funds are required for a retaining structure that was redesigned to meet water quality and Army Corps of Engineers concerns “ Of course, there’s already been considerable construction on the highway through Ukumehame–rising sea levels are like that, you know. In any case, there’s no official word on when this new work would take place.

-Suzanne Kayian

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Each Nov. 1 is a day (or two) of craziness in the isolated mountain village of Todos Santos Cuchumatanes, Guatemala, where Mayan tradition commands continuous horse races through town, jockeyed by increasingly drunk riders, until only a sober-enough winner remains. Collisions occur in the Race of the Souls, and occasionally someone dies, but the misfortune is met with a collective shrug and regarded as a spiritual offering for fertile crops during the coming year, according to an eyewitness this year reporting for Vice. com. Ironically, for the rest of the year, the village is largely alcohol-free except for that on hand to sell to tourists.

THE IMPORTANCE OF SHEEP Since the 13th century, sheepherders in Spain have had the right (still honored) to use 78,000 miles of paths in the country for seasonal flock migrations–even some streets of Madrid, including a crossing of Puerta del Sol, described as Madrid’s Times Square. The shepherds pay a customary, token duty, which, according to an October Associated Press dispatch, the government proudly accepts, given the prominence of Spain’s native Merino sheep breed in the world’s wool market.

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“official” figures, that more than 30 million cases are pending in Indian courts.

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES The evangelical educational organization Answers in Genesis, which has established a series of children’s books and a creationist museum, announced recently that it would enter the bond market to fund its most ambitious project–a creationist amusement park centered around a “life-size” reconstruction of Noah’s Ark, for which it estimates it will need at least $73 million from investors. Issuing bonds might be seen as desperate since AiG has raised only $13.6 million privately since proposing the Ark-park, but a Georgetown University finance professor, contacted by Slate.com, suggested that the bonds’ terms place them in the high-risk “junk bond” category (perhaps better described as “faith-based,” having virtually no resale value and without an independent bond rating).

TOOK IT TOO FAR Coughlan elementary school in Langley, British Columbia, announced to parents in November that henceforth it would not just prohibit abusive or unwanted physical contact among its kindergarteners, but all contact. Officials said they were responding to parents who objected to “rough play,” but, said another parent, incredulous, “No tag, no hugging, no touching at all... I am not going to tell my daughter she can’t touch her friends at school. I am going to teach her boundaries.”

TONE DEAF In South Africa, with one of the highest incidences of rape in the world, one question on its recent nationwide high school standardized drama test asked students to direct (as if staging a play) the rape of a baby, given only certain props. South Africa’s Education Department defended the question as assessing pupils’ concept of “using metaphor” as a theatrical technique. The question was based on an award-winning play by anti-rape activist Lara Foot Newton (who, of course, wrote primarily for adults).

CLICHES COME TO LIFE In criminal cases, DNA is usually a smoking gun for the prosecution–except, of course, if there is an “evil twin.” In November a judge in Colorado Springs ruled that a suspect, Army Lt. Aaron Lucas, should have the opportunity to blame his brother Brian for a string of sexual assaults because the DNA might be Brian’s.

Brian has not been charged and denies any involvement, but Aaron said Brian was in two crime-scene states that Aaron was never in. Said a Denver defense lawyer, “The only time I have seen (the evil-twin defense) was on Law and Order: SVU.” ■

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e hear a lot about the need for food self sufficiency in Hawaii. The Department of Agriculture and Hawaii Economic Development Task force are working hard to address the issue, but their efforts often seem to get stuck in legislative politics. For instance, in the 2013 legislative session there was a bill to fund and establish an agricultural development and food security plan called the Food Resiliency Program. It seemed to have popular support but it ended up going nowhere, and was eventually shelved until the 2014 legislative session.

Ironically, the key to securing our state’s food supply may not in the future, but in the past. A century ago, the islands grew much of their own food. Pre-contact Hawaiian history shows the cultivation of considerable, and sustainable, staple foods.

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Now, a small group of people, comprised chiefly of botanists, chefs, farmers and community members, are looking to the past to find the keys to how that society fed its people. One of the answers, the researchers believe, is the ‘ulu (breadfruit).

“We harvested and distributed about 2,000 pounds of ‘ulu to social service agencies on the Big Island in the last year,” says Andrea Dean, one of the founders of Sustainable Initiatives. “We have 25 key stakeholders in the Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu planning committee that represent 16 Hawaii nonprofit, university and government organizations. The three co-directors are Diane Ragone, Craig Elevitch and myself.”

Ragone, the director of the Breadfruit Institute of the National Tropical Botanical Garden (Kauai and Maui), Elevitch and Dean started the the Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu project in 2010 with the idea to revitalize the

By Jen Russo ‘ulu as an affordable and viable food. It’s nutritious, comes from attractive trees and is already part of Hawaiian cultural history. In fact, Kona and Lahaina were known for their ‘ulu trees. In the Kona region of West Hawaii, a cultivated Ulu forest could produce an estimated 36,000 tons of fruit every year. Now their initiative for West Hawaii has been identifying the existing and remaining trees in the area, making network connections with their owners and harvesting the fruit for the community.

“I do not know about other food security initiatives on Maui,” says Dean. “But I know there are some! Our mission is to revitalize the ‘ulu through our initiatives.

More ‘ulu equals increased food security.

We are not working on legislation–the Hawaii Food Policy Council on Oahu focuses on statewide policy.”

The Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu organization has been pursuing the ‘ulu in leaps and bounds since 2010. In 2012 the team published a breadfruit cookbook called Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu Cookbook: Breadfruit tips, techniques, and Hawai‘i’s favorite home recipes. Establishing a modern palate for breadfruit is key to the success of their plan.

They’ve held Breadfruit Festivals from 2011 to 2013 on Hawaii Island and Kauai. They’ve also developed a mobile app called Talking Trees that tells the story of breadfruit on the Big Island. Here on Maui, they’ve had a presence at the Maui County Ag Fest and East Maui Taro festival, and they also host the ‘Ulu Cookoff in Hana every October. This coming year, they’re kicking the year off with a Tree to Table workshop on breadfruit in the community service building at the University of Hawaii’s Maui campus on the morning of Jan. 9.

“The real issue that blows my mind is

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Chef John Cadman

For this story, I scoured local farmers markets and supermarkets for a breadfruit to experiment with, but I couldn’t find any–a serious obstacle to the sustainable food effort. When I told Cole, he admitted that some obstacles remain.

“Consumers are definitely interested,” resulting in loss of varieties and trees.” he says. “However, there are real challenges The first 25 trees were planted at Kahunu with this. People do not harvest at the right Garden in the late 1970s. They were collected stage for a high quality fruit; people have

by NTBG staff in only tasted Auntie’s Samoa and French recipe of boiled Polynesia. Ragone ‘ulu in coconut BREADFRUIT FROM joined the project in milk (and it’s not TREE TO TABLE the ‘80s as part of her that good); people WORKSHOP PhD research with have no idea how UH Manoa, and travto incorporate into eled to more than 50 their daily diet. That Thursday, Jan 9 islands to document is one reason for 8:30am-12pm traditional knowledge this workshop series UH Maui Community Services Building and cultural practices and one of our main $12 (advance registration is required) involving ‘ulu. goals. Education and Hawaiihomegrown.net/breadfruit-workshop “The collection encouraging the is valuable from a consumer and the perspective of conservation, research, and grocer to demand high-quality. Unfortueducation,” Ragone says. “We’ve conductnately, the fruit does not do well on the ed extensive research on the collection to shelf at the store. It rots quickly and will better understand the varieties, such as time of production, nutritional composition, and identified good quality varieties to propagate and distribute for tree planting projects in Hawaii and globally. I’m interested in breadfruit for so many reasons: its cultural significance in the Pacific Islands; the richness of its horticulture and ethnobotany; its value for food security, health and nutrition.”

Chef John Cadman of Pono Pies is one of our island’s success stories on how to use Maui-grown breadfruit. He says he makes about 30 pies every week, with breadfruit, macadamia nuts from Waiehu and locally harvested honey. He also steams and peels about 100 pounds of local breadfruit, making them ready for use in the kitchens of Southside restaurants like

not ‘ripen’ once picked. It needs to be harvested and eaten within two to three days for best quality.”

Buying processed breadfruit might be the answer, but right now Maui simply needs more breadfruit trees. Cadman says he is maxed out right now at what he can do, and the island has no commercial growing operations. In fact, more commercial crops have been planted in the Caribbean to fight hunger, than here in Hawaii.

For Cadman’s part, he gets breadfruit from Kahanu Gardens when it’s available and has cultivated many personal relationships with breadfruit tree owners and backyard growers. “I trade a lot of pies for access to trees,” he says.

Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu and the Hawaii Homegrown Food Network anticipate that breadfruit production will increase over the next few years, and that means millions of potential dollars in sales. The upcoming community workshop will help Maui residents mobilize to take advantage of this drastically underused crop.

“The industry is small–expanding for sure–but small,” says Cole. “On Maui, there are only about three restaurants that have anything on their menu year-round made from breadfruit, and Pono Pies is the only value-added product. We talk to a lot of people about ‘ulu and everyone is excited but the number of people who’ve really made the jump and done something other than talk is few and far between.”

In fact, Cole says he’s gotten serious with friends and colleagues on this matter.

“My big push lately has been accountability in consumption,” he says. “If you care about local food production, then why do you buy lettuce from Costco when it’s grown by local farmers? I’ve stopped cutting my colleagues and partners any slack in this regard. For example, I was recently approached by Travaasa Hana–they want to work together and do projects and host events. I asked them where they buy all of their produce and I told them flat out that I will not put my name or the Institute’s or the Garden’s on anything that could be considered a ‘dog and pony show,’ anything that is for PR, marketing purposes or anything that does not reflect their actual habits. If more people do not demand this change, we will not see it.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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that this is a tree-crop, a simple plant to grow,” says Ian Cole from the Breadfruit Institute of the National Tropical Botanical Garden in Hana. “You shove it in the ground and basically walk away–with some minor care–and it produces hundreds of pounds of fruit on one tree. Look at the ridiculous inputs needed for sugar; look at the time-consuming nature of kalo; look at the infrastructure for hydroponic lettuce; look at the thousands of pounds of potatoes that come in via barge from Idaho. Every restaurant on this island (and state) serves potato fries when there is a viable and delicious, locally produced, non-GMO, glutenfree alternative. That alone is staggering.”

Cole says that he’s established a potato-free household, and that everyone else can, too.

His upcoming “Tree to Table” presentation will talk about harvesting techniques, tricks, tools and what to do with your harvest.

Ragone will also give a talk titled “Working with Variety” that covers all the basic breadfruit varieties in Hawaii. Ragone’s expertise comes from having contributed to the creation of the largest collection of breadfruit trees anywhere, located at the National Tropical Botanical Garden in Hana. Cole also works with that collection.

“Breadfruit was selected by the National Tropical Botanical Garden (NTBG) as its logo in the mid-1970s,” says Ragone. “At the same time, the NTBG decided to collect and curate ‘a definitive collection of breadfruit and breadnut’ recognizing the traditional importance of this crop in the Pacific islands and the need to collect and conserve breadfruit diversity. There was a need to conserve breadfruit diversity because of cultural and environmental factors

Cafe O’Lei and Monkeypod Kitchen. His pies are for sale by the slice in Maui Coffee Roasters, Mana Foods, Down to Earth, Flatbread and even Tommy Bahama’s. You can also call him direct an order a whole pie.

His latest product, Maui ‘Ulu Hummus, is nearly ready for sale.

“This is where the food movement should be going,” says Cadman. “Developing local sources and local value added products. I had an ingredient epiphany about a year ago. I saw this one little ‘ulu on the side of the road in Hana, and I didn’t pick it up. It really bothered me! So I went back picked it up, took it home and started making pie out of breadfruit.”

The product resulted in a silky, gluten-free, dairy-free Maui made pie that is catching on quick. Cadman says he loves to experiment with breadfruit, and he keeps discovering new ways to prepare it. For instance, his Maui ‘Ulu Hummus is made with local macadamia nuts, lemon juice and breadfruit, and the flavor is phenomenal.

On Jan. 9, his talk is titled “Beyond Sticky and Some like it Sweet.” During his time he’ll speak about the basic preparation of breadfruit and how to store it. In fact, he says that if you peel and steam it, you can freeze it for future use.

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unch voyages to Slightly Salty remind me of why food trucks first became fashionable. It’s about serving gourmet restaurant food without paying big rent. When the economy took a dive, creative chefs hit the streets, and the foodies followed them.

Slightly Salty’s big, pristine blue truck with the pig painted on it brings a new kind of cuisine to the unpretentious local food truck collection at the Kahului boat ramp. Chef Lanning Terrell’s menu delights with its handmade pastas, delectable sandwiches served on brioche and impeccable proteins like pork belly, shrimp and crab.

Pork Sandwich on Brioche

“I started in the food truck business because it’s like half the cost of having a restaurant,” says Terrell. “We have a small operation here–we are a real mom and pop, literally.”

Terrell is from So Cal, but culinary education and travels have taken him as far as London, where he paid his dues working in the kitchen of Gordon Ramsey’s Savoy Grill. Terrell’s also been to New York, Hollywood and has worked in Wolfgang Puck’s Spago and in David Paul’s Island Grill. But when the food truck bug bit, Slightly Salty was born.

Terrell recruited his mom and dad, Mary and Gary Terrell, to the Slightly Salty team.

Gary says they found the truck in New York, came up with their concept and painted it bright blue. I stalked the truck for a few weeks to try all of the menu items, and it was pretty much love at first bite.

Their menu is shamelessly rich. One day I asked if there was any salad–there was no mention of it on their obvious and displayed menu, but thought for a second that they might be hiding that from me. My question was met with a quick “nope.”

Their braised pork belly sandwich on a brioche bun is dolled up with crunchy fried onions, secret sauce, guacamole, green lettuce and Kamuela tomatoes. The crab balls are one of my favorite dishes–they’re basically four crab cake balls served on homemade fries with lemon aioli. It’s a riff off their crab cake sandwich, for those who still want the crab without the bun and fix-ins. Their lemon aioli is fresh and tangy, and is terrific

on the crab balls as much as the fries.

“The crab cake has lump crab and crab claw meat in it,” says Terrell. “I also put in red pepper and corn. But that texture you like is from the mix of the claw and lump meat.”

Shoyu chicken gets a makeover in their dish, which is a surprising fusion of barbecued chicken and shoyu chicken preparations.Terrell takes the boneless marinated chicken and grills it, then chops the cutlet into chopstick ready bits and pours on a special shoyu sauce.The plate is served with sticky rice embellished with

foil tower so they don’t get soggy or smashed.

The handmade fries are another treat.

I feel less guilty eating them, mostly because they aren’t processed. Their hand cut housemade pasta is an indulgence too, with shrimp, tomato and alfredo sauce made to order and garnished in fresh basil. Look for specials like the loco moco burger, too.

I originally thought the name Slightly Salty had to do with their selection of seafood. But Terrell set me straight.

“The classic chefs are known to be a little

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sauce and their mac salad.The mac salad is a delicacy, too–light on the mayo but comes with chopped celery and is topped with herbs.

Their tacos are the lightest dish on the menu. They’re two corn tortillas that are grilled and stuffed with pork or shrimp. The shrimp is seasoned and grilled, nestled into shredded greens for crunch, then lightly sprinkled with salsa, cheese, guacamole, sour cream and cilantro. The flavor of the shrimp really gets to shine. They wrap them in a tin

bitter and angry,” says Lanning. “And our pig looks a little salty, too. It’s a dual meaning– ’slightly salty’–it’s the food and the chef.”

You’ll find Slightly Salty parked at the Kahului boat ramp Tuesdays through Saturdays from 10:30am to 3:30pm and on Facebook at Slightly Salty 808. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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hether you’re a veteran juicer or a complete juicing newbie, there’s something for you in The Complete Book of Juicing by Michael Murray. Originally published in 1992, a new and revised edition came out this month.

I’m usually a sucker for big glossy beautiful pictures in my cookbooks, and there are none

produce. Murray gives stats like how the Environmental Protection Agency estimates 1.2 billion pounds of pesticides are sprayed onto food crops every year. The best way to lower your consumption of these pesticides is to buy organically grown produce.

Murray’s book also includes an appendix that provides a chart compiled by the Environmental Working Group that

recommendations according to affliction, like arthritis, indigestion and headaches.

Chapter Nine tells you how to make it through a juice-fast, a serious regimen given for Murray’s “Seven Day Total Nutritional Cleansing Program.” He even provides guidelines on how to break the fast gently for your digestive system. By Chapter Ten, you’re ready to

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here, but I’m still in love with this book. It gives me such a good mental picture of vegetables and fruits that I don’t even miss the photos.

Author Michael Murray is a naturopathic doctor, and he takes time in the first few chapters to explain the composition of your fruits and vegetables. It’s real food-is-medicine stuff, but easily digested. He breaks down the myths of pre-bottled fruit juices that are sweetened, and compares the vitamin contents in charts between fresh and processed juices.

Murray goes on to describe the nutrients that are in different fruits and vegetables, and where those are lost in cooking, Pasteurizing, processing and packaging.

I never heard of glutathiones before reading this book. It’s a small protein, made of amino acids, that helps your body eliminate pesticides and solvents.

You can only get it from fresh fruits and juices. Consumption of fresh veggies and fruits help fight aging, flush cells of toxins and keep the body full of the nutrients it needs and cannot get from vitamin pills.

After reading the first few chapters, your primer on healthy properties of vegetables and fruits and why you want to eat them fresh, will be completed and your mouth will salivate over the thought of drinking a glass of fresh juice. In Chapter Four, Murray weighs the properties of the different kinds of juicers.

Yes, there is more than one kind! The best kind really comes down to your budget and how much you are planning to juice, with Breville juicers being the most popular in the market.

Chapter Four also touches on why it’s important to buy local and organic

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evaluated average pesticide contamination for 48 fruits and veggies, rating them highest to lowest in contamination. I was surprised to find that celery, spinach and bell pepper are among the highest contaminated veggies. For fruits, buy local organic berries over standard sprayed ones– their skins retain a lot of pesticide residues.

Chapters Five and Six break down the different fruits and vegetables with different recipes and the health benefits specific to each.

Chapter Seven features “Seventy Fabulous Juice Recipes” like Popeye’s Power Drink, Orange Aid and Mike’s Favorite (it really is the author’s favorite). Chapter Eight talks about “Juice as Medicine” and gives juice recipe

juice for weight loss.

Murray ends the book with common questions often asked about juicing: Can I freeze juice? Can I feed it to infants? How much should I drink per day? That chapter ends with a simple chart of acid bases of foods.The body should have a higher intake of alkalineproducing foods than acid-producing foods, measured by the acid load to the kidneys.

If your 2014 New Year’s Resolutions have anything to do with body health, this book should be on your reading list. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JAN. 2 PINEAPPLE GRILL SPECIAL – Quench your thirst at Pineapple Grill in Kapalua this Thursday. The Westside establishment's new bar special offers guests eight cocktails or martinis, eight wines (by the glass) and eight new pupu options for $8 each if you order them after 8pm. Bring a friend, enjoy live music and catch the latest show on large flat screen TVs. Chat, cheers and commune. 8pm.

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COOPER FAMILY DANCE CLASS – The Cooper ohana (yes, the one that includes Alice Cooper) is returning to Maui for their fifth annual Holiday Dance Class. Sheryl Cooper will take you through technique and choreography during the Modern Jazz class (6pm-7:30pm). Sheryl’s years of experience includes stints with The Pasadena Dance Theater, the American Music Awards, the MTV Music Awards and more. Then there will be Hip Hop with Sonora Cooper and a unique contemporary “Thrash Lyrical” dance class with Calico Cooper. All proceeds will benefit the Alice Cooper Solid Rock Foundation, a nonprofit that serves inner city teens in Arizona. $30. 6pm-9:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Omori Studio A (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-280-0047, alicecoopersolidrock.com. Photo courtesy Cooper family

FRIDAY, JAN. 3 ‘COLOR + FORM’ – Viewpoints Gallery in Makawao is presenting “Color + Form, a showcase featuring four artists,” and you’re invited to the opening reception. There will be “abstract realist” (which sounds a bit contradictory but is a legit artistic movement) Jazz Glickenhaus, landscape artist Diana Lehr, kiln and glass fused artist Karuna Santoro and another landscape artist named Ian Tremewen. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979, viewpointsgallerymaui.com. Photo courtesy Diana Lehr

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Welcome in the New Year under the Maui moon at Wailuku First Friday. The Maui Thing stage will feature Push-OVerse and Freedom’s Project while the Boys and Girls Club breaks a move. Quench your thirst at the beer and wine garden, complete with live Hawaiian music and proceeds benefiting native Hawaiian healing and cultural practices. Or catch free yoga with Rachel G at Body Alive Yoga (4:45pm) followed by free refreshments. If The Shoe Fits continues their 12,000 pairs of shoes drive to benefit Big Brothers, Big Sisters. Not on island?

Watch the town party courtesy of Kama‘aina Loan Cash for Gold and The eBay store. Free. Wailuku (Market Street), mauifridays.com.

SATURDAY, JAN. 4 COMMON KINGS – Mulligan’s On The Blue’s Winter Mele concert series presents Common Kings. The California natives’ music fuses pop and R&B with Polynesian flare. Though together for just a short time, they’ve already won over a large following. After selling out shows in Hawaii, Los Angeles, Guam, Tokyo, and Australia, the band will stop in Wailea. With hits like “Alcoholic” and “Wade in your Water.” the band has just released their latest EP. Joining them on stage will be Maui’s own Jordan T and Mele Pono. $20 presale. $30 at the door. 21+. 5:30 doors. 6:15 show. Mulligan’s on the Beach (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, mulligansontheblue.com. Photo courtesy Commonkings.com

FREE BASKETBALL CLINIC – Basketball Maui is returning with yet another cool opportunity for keiki to brush up on their ball skills. The Ball-Control & Shooting clinic is aimed at polishing and sharpening game technique while teaching the fundamentals of basketball. The Southside clinic invites boys and girls to bring their enthusiasm, a basketball and canned food items to donate to the local food bank. Players must bring a filled-out and signed parental release waiver to play on the basketball court.

8-9:45am (5-8 year old) 9:30-12:30pm (9-13 year olds).

Free. Kalama Park Courts (1900 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8794364, basketballmaui.com. Photo courtesy Basketball Maui

SATURDAY, JAN. 4 MALAMA MAUI NUI RECYCLING EVENT – Out with old and in with new! And Malama Maui Nui (FKA Community Work Day) is here to help you. The Malama ‘Aina Recycling Event will give South Maui residents a place to get rid of household items that may otherwise be considered trash, to be reused or recycled in an environmentally responsible way.

Items include scrap metal, electronics, cell phones, books, DVDs and more. They will NOT accept motor oil, hazardous fluids, green waste and/or vehicles. Feed My Sheep will also be accepting non-perishable food donations. 9am-1pm. Hope Chapel (300 Welakahao Rd., Kihei); 808-877-2524, cwdhawaii.org. Photo courtesy Malama Maui Nui

SATURDAY, JAN. 4

‘BRINGING IT HOME’ FILMMAKER Q&A – Akaku is hosting Bringing it Home filmmaker Linda Booker this Saturday at Akaku’s Kahului headquarters. Bringing It Home starts a conversation about the benefits of industrial hemp as an economic opportunity. Blaire Johnson will join Booker and talk about hemp’s benefits around the world and its potential here in the islands. Free. 11am-12:30pm.

Akaku (333 Dairy Rd., Ste 104, Kahului); 808-871-5554, akaku.org. Photo: Nabokov/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, JAN. 5

HYUNDAI HOPE ON WHEELS 5K – Returning after a successful debut last year, the Hyundai Hope on Wheels 5K is returning to Ka’anapali. The 5K Run/Walk is a part of the Hyundai Tournament of Champions PGA Tour. Post-race festivities include food, live music, face painting, giveaways, a signature handprint ceremony, check presentations and more. Proceeds will benefit children battling cancer across Hawaii. Each registration ticket includes two any-day passes to the HTOC excluding finals round. $35 for the Hope On Wheels 5K, $20 for the Kids’ Sprint (ages 3-12) $35 for day-of onsite registration. 7:30am. Whalers Village Fine Shops & Restaurants (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 310-877-4002; hyundairun4hope.org, whalersvillage.com. Photo courtesy of hyundaihopeonwheels.org

2HOURS. 2CREATE. 2MORROW – The Maui Film Festival is presenting “2hours. 2create. 2morrow,” a “think tank” geared to spur conversation about humanity. The first hour (Castle Theater) of the event will introduce eight social, cultural and environmental activists who will share their personal messages of peace and justice. The crowd will then be released to screen their choice of three films being shown. Then everyone reconvenes for the second hour (CandleLight Cafe) where Maui Film Fest director Barry Rivers will host a Q&A with the earlier speakers. First Light fees apply to film screenings. Lecture and Q&A are free. 1pm-7:30pm (including film screenings).

MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului), MauiFilmFestival.com. Photo courtesy Maui Film Festival

TUESDAY, JAN. 7 BIG JOHN FAREWELL – The Triangle in Kihei bids a farewell to another one of its patrons, Big John. He and his band will play at Dog & Duck this Tuesday for the last time before moving to Oahu. Enjoy $5 Crown Royal and $3 Heineken drink specials. The late night food menu will be served until 1am. Come and give Big John a Maui Mahalo. 10pm. Dog & Duck Irish Pub (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669, theworldfamousdogandduck.com. thewor o ldfamou Photo: Sean M. Hower

FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS – This Tuesday, Whole Foods Market will host Dr. James Urban, a specialist in the art of adjustment. Urban is offering complementary health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods customers. The short screening uses temperatures along spine to indicate imbalance, trauma, pain and more. The screenings will be on a first-come, first-served basis. Free. 12:30pm-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310, wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/maui. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, WE W ED DN NE JAN. 8 FIRE F FIR IIR R ANTS IN HAWAII! – Calling all insect lovers: the Maui Arts &C Cultural Center is holding a new lecture this Wednesday titled “Invasion: Little Fire Ants in Hawaii.” It includes a 30-minute documentary on the introduction of fire ants to Hawaii and the terrible impact the tiny inse insect has wrought on crops and animals. There will also be a panel discu cussion. Free. 5:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy S Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, lfa-hawaii.org. lf Photo: Stephen Ausmus/Wikimedia Commons

LEFTOVER SALMON – Colorado’s Leftover Salmon is returning to the stage after a eight-year hiatus. More like a main course, the bluegrass band returns in full force to their way of fusing rock and roll bars with feel-good tunes. Leftover Salmon teamed up with Breckenridge Brewery of Colorado to release four new songs to fans exclusively through Breckenridge Brewery’s 12-pack Sampler Packs. It’s innovation like this that has made their comeback all the more anticipated. Catch them two nights in a row on the Stella Blues stage. 21+. $25. $80 (4 show pass). 8:30 pm Doors. 10:00pm Show. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, leftoversalmon.com. Photo: Susan J. Weiand

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Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ Is Way Over The Top It’s also a great movie Wolf of Wall Street ★★★★★ Rated R / 180 Min.

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ordan Belfort had an innocence, a time in his life when he wasn’t corrupt or intoxicated with chemicals or the ultimate high that was his absurdly decadent life. We know this because the establishing scenes of Martin Scorsese’s gutsy new film show Belfort, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, on his first day of being a Wall Street trader. Belfort clearly has a desire for the Good Life but he comes across as clumsy, overly eager and in over his head on his first day.

His superior, Mark Hanna (played with a tidal wave of jocular gusto by Matthew McConaughey) recognizes this. Hanna takes Belfort to lunch alongside rich fat cats and tells him the chemical and moral compromises he must make to succeed in his business. Belfort’s wide-eyed naivete is soon replaced by a cocaine-fueled, deceptive practice of selling bad stocks to unsuspecting clients.

Once Belfort’s start-up business becomes an empire and his co-workers transform into sharks with as much bite as he possesses, they

take on bigger targets, becoming white collar criminals and out-of-control party animals.

While Gordon Gekko is referenced, the comparison the film draws isn’t to Wall Street but Tom Wolfe’s wild, satiric novel The Bonfire of the Vanities (whose “Masters of the Universe” are mentioned) and Scorsese’s Casino, which also showed the steep downside to selling your soul for profit. Catholic themes are present in all of Scorsese’s films and here, we are again on a moral chessboard, watching the players succeed or fail at desperately maintaining a lifestyle right out of Caligula. There’s no time for guilt, marriage or sobriety when everyday holds new and improved practices of debauchery. Some of this is awfully funny, but much of it is appropriately shocking and Scorsese would never fashion an empty celebration of these monsters.

Like its protagonist, the movie doesn’t know when to quit. Yet, the film had me so firmly in its grasp that I would have stayed for another hour. Rip-snorting, gleefully vulgar but not without a moral compass, Scorsese is back in Crime Doesn’t Pay territory and he’s made quite the cautionary tale.

Three hours fly by as we witness the rise and spectacular wipeout of a corporation

Dude, where’s my coke?

whose greatest output was reckless excess.

These men (and a few of the women in their company) are scum but you won’t be able to take your eyes off of them (the brilliant final scene makes a visual reference to this). For all the debauchery and macho posturing, what will stay with you are moments of confrontation that play like perfect mini-movies. McConaughey’s one scene is a knockout and so are the quieter sequences that give Kyle Chandler, Rob Reiner and Jean Dujarden time to develop outstanding supporting characters.

DiCaprio’s performance matches the film. He’s fearless, over the top and willing to do anything to entertain. He and co-star Jonah Hill, who’s become an impressive character actor, favorably evoke memories of DeNiro and Pesci in their prime.

The scene involving the Lemon

Quaalude is just one of the tear-thehouse-down set-pieces on hand. DiCaprio’s “telephone terrorist” speech intends to work the room and even had me nearly stomping my feet.

So foul, disgusting and offensive, it will be too much for many moviegoers. That’s the point, of course. Much of this feels like the loudest, sleaziest carnival ride you ever survived. Then, like any high that wears off, we feel the rush of reality and consequences in store as hard as the characters do.

Scorsese’s depiction of sin’s ultimate price shows that, at 71-years old, he can still shock, captivate and entertain us. He may be a greater con artist than Belfort: how else do you explain a filmmaker who somehow got a major American studio to fund a threehour, $100 million dollar, sexually explicit movie to open on Christmas Day? ■

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6PM: REACHING FOR THE MOON - UR - Drama/Biography - Before she won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry, Elizabeth Bishop (Miranda Otto) traveled to Brazil, where she met architect Lota de Macedo Soares (Glória Pires). Love and other hilarities followed. In English and Portuguese with English subtitles. 118 min.

8PM: THE GREAT BEAUTY (Le Grande Bellezza) - UR - Comedy/ Drama - After turning 65, a one-timewonder novelist shuns his party life in favor of finding Rome’s exquisite, but sometimes odd, beauty. In Italian with English subtitles. 142 min.

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2PM: THE SPECTACULAR NOW - R - Drama/Comedy - Miles Teller, Shailene Woodley and Brie Larsen star in this insightful movie about love and adulthood 95 min.

5PM: BLACK NATIVITY - PG - Music/Drama - Story of faith, family and healing, based on a play by Langston Hughes. Stars Forest Whitaker and Jennifer Hudson. 93 min.

7:30PM: ONE CHANCE - PG13 Comedy/Drama - The story of Paul Potts, a shy shop assistant who moonlighted as an opera singer and eventual-

ly won big on Simon Cowell’s Britain’s Got Talent. 103 min.

SATURDAY, JAN. 4 2PM: CASTING BY - UR - Documentary - A bunch of Hollywood stars talk up Casting Director Marion Dougherty. 89 min.

4PM: SPINNING PLATES - UR - Documentary - The story of three unique restaurants and their very unique owners. 93 min.

6PM: THE BROKEN CIRCLE BREAKDOWN - UR - Drama/Romance - A story of love at first sight for two very different people whose love is tested when their daughter becomes ill. In Flemish with English subtitles. 111 min.

8PM: BETTIE PAGE REVEALS ALL - R - Documentary - Bettie Page tells her story of how she became one of the most famous pin-up girls ever. 101 min.

SUNDAY, JAN. 5 2PM: INEQUALITY FOR ALL - PG Documentary - Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich talks Wall Street, income gaps and the growing differences between rich and poor. 89 min.

4PM: BRINGING IT HOME - UR - Documentary - The story of industrial hemp. 52 min.

5PM: GMO OMG - UR - Documentary - Jeremy Seifert bashes Monsanto and genetically modified foods. 90 min.

7:30PM: SWEET DREAMS - UR - Documentary - A group of Rwandan women form an all-female drumming group and open an ice cream shop–both firsts in that nation’s bloody history. 84 min. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Anchorman 2-PG13-THU 10:05 11:05 12:45 1:45 3:25 4:25 6:05 7:05 9:00 10:00. FRI-WED 10:05 11:05 12:45 1:45 3:25 4:25 6:05 7:05 9:00 10:00.

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Thor: The Dark World-PG13-THU 9:00 11:20.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom-PG13-THU 10:10 12:50 4:10 7:20 10:40.

47 Ronin-PG13-THU 2D- 4:00, 3D- 10:10 1:00 7:00 10:50.

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NEW THIS WEEK 47 RONIN - PG13 - Action - This is what happens when Keanu Reeves does a samurai picture. 119 min.

JUSTIN BIEBER’S BELIEVE - PG - Documentary - A completely authorized backstage look at some guy named Justin Bieber. 92 min.

MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM PG13 - Drama - The story of the late South African revolutionarY president Nelson Mandela.

Starring Idris Elba and Naomie Harris. 139 min.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. See this week’s film review. 180 min.

WALKING WITH DINOSAURS - PG - Animation - Pretty much what the title implies, though it’s told through the eyes of an underdog dinosaur. 87 min.

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man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

ANCHORMAN 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Anchorman Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrell) takes his team to New York. 119 min.

BLUE JASMINE - PG13 - Drama - Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin star in this look at a narcissistic socialite who must deal with an unexpected crisis. Directed by Woody Allen. 98 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

GRUDGE MATCH - PG13 - Comedy - Two old boxers (Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone) fight a rematch 30 years after they last met in the ring. While the story seems dynamite on paper, we must remember that De Niro Does Not Do Comedy Well. 113 min.

HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE- PG13 - Drama - Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) barely gets to savor her victory in the last Hunger Games before she has to bust out the bow

and arrow and cunning survivor skills once again in the futuristic world of Panem. There the wealthy salivate for the biggest and baddest nationalist fight to the death battle for a group of specially chosen tweens. 146 min SAVING MR. BANKS - PG13 - Drama Mary Poppins author P. L. Travers (Emma Thompson) recalls her childhood while meeting with Walt Disney (Tom Hanks). 125 min.

THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SMAUG PG13 - Fantasy - Peter Jackson is back with more Hobbits, orcs, dragons and who knows what else. 161 min.

THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY - PG - Comedy - Ben Stiller stars in this adaptation of the classic James Thurber short story. 114 min.

THOR: THE DARK WORLD - PG13 - Fantasy - Studmuffin Thor (Chris Hemsworth) faces a new, even more dangerous enemy than the last time he faced a new, dangerous enemy. Also stars Natalie Portman. 112 min.

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WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Jan 3. See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Wailuku Town, (Market and Main Streets, Wailuku)

VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Jan 2. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:306:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org

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COMMON KINGS - Sat, Jan 4. See This Week’s Picks. $20 presale, $30 at the door. 5:30pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com

STAGE THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE - FRI-SUN The ProArts Fall/ Winter 2013 Season continues with the musical comedy, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. Six adolescent outsiders, overseen by grown-ups who barely managed to escape childhood themselves, learn that winning isn’t everything and that losing doesn’t necessarily make you a loser even when they’re vying for the spelling championship of a lifetime. The show’s Tony Award winning creative team has created the unlikeliest of hit musicals about the unlikeliest of heroes: a quirky yet charming cast of outsiders for whom a spelling bee is the one place where they can stand out and fit in at the same time. Audience members are recruited to try their hand at spelling against the “experts.” $25. 7:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com MAUI IMPROVISES - Sun, Jan 5. This is for the ensemble actor, improviser or anyone open to exploring the art of improvisation. This is a drop-in workshop. No pre-registration necessary. $15 per session / Payment for ProArts sessions by cash, check or credit card ($1 handling fee). 6-8:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com; cmikeburton@gmail.com ‘BENISE’ - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event comes to the Maui Theater.

Benise, Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com KAMP KRAZY TALES - Daily. The “Drama Queen” (Kristi Scott) and ProArts present a great drama camp for the keiki of Kihei and beyond. No class on New Year’s Day. For ages 5-10+. Young students will learn fun drama games culminating with a short performance for parents. Pre-registration is required. No previous experience is necessary. $150 tuition. 9am-12pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com; admin@proartspacific.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

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6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! Starring award winning artist John Stephan, You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka’amaina prices available.

Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-9913; mauitheatre.com

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SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jan 5. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE QUATUOR EBENE - Fri, Jan 10. Hailed by The New York Times as “one of the stand-out quartets of the new generation,” France’s Ebene Quartet features four talented string players who aren’t afraid to stretch beyond the boundaries of classical music. Distinguished by its youth, openmindedness, the Quartet has had a meteoric rise to the top and is now among the world’s most sought-after quartets. The Times Of London says these young musicians play “with a rare degree of expressive subtlety, blended sororities and electrifying joy.” $40. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND - Sat, Jan 11. Lazar Boar & Kona Brewing Co. are proud to present The Marshall Tucker Band. They will be performing a four-island tour in Hawaii and playing all their hit singles like “Heard It In A Love Song,” “Fire On The Mountain,” “Can’t You See” and “Take The Highway.” 7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS BOOK TWO: ROBOT PLANET RISING - Thu, Jan 16. For the kid in everyone! A live-action graphic novel that’s a mash up of a radio play and comic book. The artwork is projected panel-by-panel on a huge screen while three actors voice all the characters, one Foley Artist creates hundreds of sound effects, and a keyboardist performs the score. The story: A prize-winning reporter and her intrepid research assistant team up with a mysterious librarian to travel across Europe and North Africa, to the Robot Planet and on to Imperial Zygon to face an invading force of sludge-monsters from outer space known as the Zyonians. $28. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HALAU O KEKHUI: HIIAKAIKANO’EAU - Sat, Jan 18. Hiiakaikano‘eau delves into the creative center of the Hawaii sense of practical beauty by recreating occupational images and messages from mele. $12, $32, $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org JO KOY - Fri, Feb 7. From filling clubs across the nation to being seen weekly as a regular guest on Chelsea Lately, Jo Koy has come a long way from his modest start performing at a Las Vegas coffee house. His energy on stage, insightful jokes and family inspired humor cross all boundaries and led Daily Variety to name him one of the “10 Comics to Watch.” $25, $35, $45. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

COOPER FAMILY FIFTH ANNUAL HOLIDAY DANCE CLASS - See This Week’s Picks.

6-7:30pm for $20. $30, $20. 6-9:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-280-0047; alicooper.com LIVE TO TELEVISION WORKSHOP - THUFRI. See This Week’s Picks. 10am-2pm Akaku Community Television, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; akaku.org

FRIDAY, JAN 3 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Join us & meet Dr James Urban with over 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art form of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering complementary health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FREE YOGA WITH RACHEL G - “No Finger Friday.” Free. 4:30pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., Wailuku); bodyaliveyoga.com HAWAII STATE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES COMMITTEE CHAIRS EVENT - State Representative Justin Woodson will be hosting state legislators here on Maui. This is your chance to share your thoughts directly with lawmakers, and/or ask them questions. The entire House Leadership and a majority of the committee chairs will be present. Open to the public.

5:30-7:30pm Pomaika‘i Elementary School, (410 Hina Ave., Kahului); 808-873-3410 COLOR + FORM - See This Week’s Picks. Free.

Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

SATURDAY, JAN 4 BASKETBALL CLINIC - See This Week’s Picks.

5-8 year olds begin at 8am-9:45am; 9-13 year olds begin at 9:30am-12:30pm. Please bring a few canned food items to donate to the local food bank. Kalama Beach Park, (1910 S. Kihei Rd.) THE HYUNDAI HOPE ON WHEELS 5K - See This Week’s Picks. $35 for the Hope On Wheels 5K, $20 for the kid’s sprint (ages 3-12), $35 for day-of onsite registration.

7:30am Whalers Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); whalersvillage.com MALAMA MAUI NUI RECYCLE DAY - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-1pm. 9am-1pm Hope Chapel, (300 E. Welakahao St., Kihei); 808-879-3853; hopechapelmaui.com Q&A WITH LINDA BOOKER - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 11am-12:30pm Akaku Community Television, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; akaku.org A GRAND ANNIVERSARY JUBILEE - In honor of Lama Gyaltsen’s 10 years at the Maui Dharma Center, here is music by The Spectacular Jimmy Dillon & The Maui All Star Band, Tibetan music, a dance by Tenzin Sherab and a special appearance by Maui’s own Eric Gilliom. Tickets available at Maui Dharma Center or online. $70.

5:30-9:30pm Maui Country Club, (48 Nonohe Pl., Paia); 808-579-8076; mauidharmacenter.com CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING - Since the trees will be processed into compost, all deco-

rations should be removed, including tinsel and other materials. Trees cannot be taken to community centers, recycling centers, or dumped in parking lots. 6am-3pm EKO Compost, (Pulehu Road, Pu‘unene); 808-270-6153 LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY FINE ART FAIR - SAT-SUN. Most weekends and weekday holidays. You will discover some of Maui’s most talented fine artists exhibiting under the Banyan Tree next to the historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Discover our unique paintings, ceramics, photography, glass art, wood carvings, jewelry, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117; lahainaarts.com HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - An art show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, Reiki, works by local artists and Aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent and more. Free. Special rates on services.

11am-4pm Lotus Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; lotusheartmaui.com MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at Peggy Sue’s and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm Peggy Sue’s, (S. Kihei Rd.); mauicarshows.com

SUNDAY, JAN 5 2HOURS. 2CREATE. 2MORROW. - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 1-7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 OHANA DAY - Grace Bible Church invites families to join the fun at this month’s Ohana Day. Bounce house, giant slip-n-slide, roller derby, cotton candy, shave ice and more! This month will also feature a talent show for all ages. Child, student, adult and multi-generation divisions will be scored on presentation, skill, creativity and courage. First place winners of each division win a prize. Free. Grace Bible Church, (635 S. Hina Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5331 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artists wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, JAN 6 SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - (ongoing) Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf. Featuring a wide variety of art forms, the group show includes: neon art, surfboard art,wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists presenting work are: Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte. 11am-5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia.com

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Jamie Gallo, 7:30pm DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; no cover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

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MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-closed

Moka Mix

DJ, 9pm

LIVE music

NFL AM / Gina Martinelli

MON - Football / WED- John Grover, 8pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm;

SIN w. Sebrina Barron 6pm

MON -Bartenders Mix. TUE-House Music WED -Live Music

Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Ryan Robinson

Avi & Indio

Rick G, 6:30pm

MON-Rick G Acoustic, WED- JD on the Rocks

Dat Guyz 9pm

Pushover, 9pm

Karaoke

MON - MNF /Karaoke, 8pm / TUE -Rick Glencross 4-8pm, WED- Open Mic

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

TUESDAY, JAN 7 A HUI HOU BIG JOHN - See This Week’s Picks.

10pm Dog & Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; theworldfamousdogandduck.com

WEDNESDAY, JAN 8

JAH Residentz 9pm

Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza

Rick Glencross

INVASION: LITTLE FIRE ANTS IN HAWAII SEE THIS WEEK’S PICKS. Free. 5:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; lfa-hawaii.org

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 South Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back.

Meet at South Maui Bicycles. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com

FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce boxes available. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com

PARADISE- REGGAE, DANCEHALL & ISLAND VIBES - Join DJ/MC Irie Dole from Q103 and JAH WARRIOR SHELTER HI-FI every Wednesday night inside Mello’s Bar. Dance and grind to all the best in roots Reggae, dancehall and island vibes. Free. 21 and over. 10-1am Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6623700

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.)

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com LEFTOVER SALMON- LIVE ON MAUI - See This Week’s Picks. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm no cover, TUE-AVDJ 5:30-8:30, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover

AVDJ All-Request, 5:308:30pm, no cover

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mon, Jan 6. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.); KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11:00 am to 5:00 pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Wed, Jan 8.

Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, nonGMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm;

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Tracy Styles/WEDFulton Tashombe

Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

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OPEN MARKET - Wed, Jan 8. Hale Ku‘ai open market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11:00am to 2:00pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free.

11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET - Sat, Jan 4. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and hand made products too. Great fruits and veggies. 8am-12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei)

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA Thu, Jan 2. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Thu, Jan 2. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu, Jan 2. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat, Jan 4. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Jan 4. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountry-

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 1-888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Sat, Jan 4. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu‘unene

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 6:30pm

Willie K, 9pm

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, WED - 1810’

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

MON- Trivia 7-9, TUE- Open Mic 10-1, WED- Emily 10-1

Pool Tournament 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murray Thorne 7-9pm Trish da Dish 9:30-midnight

Benefit for Gabe w/Nuff Sedd, United Souls, Malino 7-Midnight

Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm

The Celtic Tigers 7-10pm; no cover

MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com

NFL SPORTS MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Jan 6. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Jan 6.

Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010 NFL FOOTBALL - Thu, Jan 2. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Jan 5. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL GAMES - Sun, Jan 5. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Jan 5. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299

KARAOKE KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010 FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE WITH DAVE - Wed, Jan 8. No cover.

10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick

Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:308:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina).

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Sign Language CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Money messes shit up. It infects relationships with poisonous impulses. People start resenting others for having too much. Best friends angrily dissolve relationships over unpaid debts. Money-related insecurities abound, among rich as well as poor folk. Luckily your life isn’t so complicated. It’s easy enough to take the money out of the equation.

That’s right, for the next week or two, ground your relationships like errant teenagers: cut off their allowances. Chances are, they won’t die, even if they were sucking on that green teat. They’ll just thrive in a new, healthier way.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Nagging works on me, every once in a while, if what I’m being goaded to do is what I really want to do anyway. I’m a big-time procrastinator, especially when the project I’m neglecting is as ambitious, time-consuming and just plain hard as the one I’m working on these days. So I encourage my friends to gently remind me, often, that it’s what I really want to do, underneath all my resistance to it. Since you’re as reluctant to try to realize some of your deepest desires as I am, I suggest you do the same. You need help to push through your own resistance or laziness. This week, remind yourself, and be reminded, as often and in as many ways as possible, about what you really ought to be doing. Then do it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Revamping mental systems that don’t work well makes sense to you. If one attempt failed, why not try it again a different way? However the next two weeks ideally lend themselves to a different kind of improvement. Instead of revising your past disappointments, the universe would rather you revisit your past successes. You’re used to hitting on a technique that works reasonably well and sticking with that. This week, consider tampering with success. Your potential to improve upon earlier accomplishments is virtually unlimited. Why settle for “okay” results when you could have fantastic ones?

might feel like you’re not making progress, but you are. Slowly but surely, you’re evolving through cycles of ever-increasing wisdom. How can you tell?

You know less than you ever did. That is: the more you know, the more you realize you don’t know.

But don’t be depressed by the depth and breadth of your ignorance (which we all share). It’s a wise captain who perceives the vastness of the sea she has left to explore—and only that captain can have the courage and vision to roam as far as you will.

The Magician archetype, in the Tarot, is adept at manipulating the concrete world. In order to manifest his desired reality, he uses any tool at his disposal, without attaching judgment or morality to those tools. Capricorns are usually adept Magicians, able to wield power to equip themselves with money and sweet situations. That’s why I’m surprised that you’ve shied away from using some of the tools and options available, in order to achieve your goals. This isn’t one of those “do the ends justify the means?” situations. These means don’t require justification, only humility. Swallow your pride, Cap—if it will get you what you want.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Love is real. It may last only 5 minutes, or 5 months, or 50 years. But just because it changes or vanishes doesn’t mean it wasn’t real while it was there. A half-century romance is actually just a vast collection of five-minute love affairs between the same people, strung closely together.

Regard all your loves, past, present, and future, as what they are: beautiful moments. They’re not illusions just because they’re not a lifetime-long. I’m reminding you because the world is conspiring to make you forget this week: All the love you’ve had, have, and will have is real—it’s just not forever.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Permeable armor is what you need. Your problem: When you’ve dropped all your defenses, you’re moodier than a Moon-ruled Cancer during menopause. Your natural inclination is to react to whatever and whoever is around you (and usually to fill whatever void you perceive). Thus your constantly changing outer circumstances become your constantly changing inner ones. Obviously, just blocking everything out completely isn’t the answer, either. The trick is letting the right stuff through, and keeping the rest where it belongs—sort of the way silk long underwear can wick away moisture while simultaneously helping to keep you warm. This week, tinker with your emotional defenses until they can, say, block bullets while letting sunshine through.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Helping people is what you do. You can’t help but help. It’s a compulsion. For example, most of the Virgos I know (and one in particular) are quick to give me the lowdown on their horoscope each week—how accurate it is, or how dead wrong.

I value the feedback (however unsolicited), although I contend it’s impossible for something as general as this to be accurate for everyone all the time. The best I can hope for is to try to get it right for most people most of the time. You’re in a much better position, luckily: your kind of help, when you’re really on top of your game, like this week, means no one falls through the cracks.

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Let the past be your forcefield. Much of psychotherapy is based on the premise that many of your problems and unhealthy mental patterns stem from traumatic or painful experiences in your youth. That may be true, but I’d argue that the inverse is also valid: If negative incidents from your childhood can hurt or hinder you now, your warmest memories have the power to heal and empower you. Dredge your past for those glowing gems of well-being and joy, and use them to shield you from the depressing moments that threaten to drag you down now. I contend that two minutes of innocent youthful bliss can translate to at least two weeks of adult contentment, if properly wielded. Prove me right.

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Make a habit of breaking your habits. The less you do things by rote, the better off you are. Scorpios all too easily get trapped in repetitive cycles that they can’t always see are caused by their own recurring actions. And as you well know, your tribe doesn’t react too well to feeling trapped—you tend to lash out and sting whoever’s within reach (often yourself).

Don’t be knee-jerk about anything this week (or preferably, ever again). I know it’s lamely easy to suggest being present, compared with the challenge of always actually being present. But since your happiness rests on reacting freshly to each moment as if it were completely new, please try. I promise I’ll try, too.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Usually, Geminis are notorious forward-thinkers.

But every so often you’re seized by powerful fits of reminiscence that infiltrate the present and make you do weird stuff. Remembering one glorious summer might prompt you to blast the heat and have a bathing suit party in the dead of winter. Fondly recalling the days when you believed in Santa gets you stuck in a chimney trying to recreate the magic for kids you know. These aren’t necessarily bad things, but because your reconstructed moments will never live up to the originals, I suggest you not spend too much time on them. When nostalgia knocks this week, answer the door, but don’t invite it in for tea.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

The telephone, in its first incarnation, was so inefficient users had to yell into their transmitters, and strain to hear the tinny reproduction of the other person hollering on her end of the line. This probably sounds familiar. You’ve been working way too hard just to maintain some kind of connection or communication. But this week history will repeat itself, revisiting the chapter where they figured out a way to amplify the signal so people could hear each other at normal speaking volume. So quit trying so hard, because pretty soon you won’t have to—what you need to hear will come in loud and clear, and what you need to say will be understood almost without saying it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

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