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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ability that the proposed Kihei mega malls will live again. There’s too much power, money and, yes, jobs at stake for all that land to just go back to being zoned agriculture. PHOTO WIKIMEDIA BY JORGE ROYAN
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Pentagon budget discussions. Liberals didn’t much care for military superiority arguments, but even they backed off when faced with the government buying huge quantities of nuclear and conventional weapons (tanks, planes, ships, missiles, etc.). That meant a large segment of the American population were working very good jobs for defense contractors. In 1990, Secretary of State James Baker even tried to use “jobs” as a reason to liberate Kuwait after the Iraqi invasion that summer. In this particular case, of course it’s sad to see even more locals out of work. But to borrow a tired argument from those who oppose banning smoking in restaurants and bars, no one forced them to go work for an industry that, even when all permits and papers are in order, is highly cyclical. It’s also hard to feel a lot of sympathy towards either Goodfellow boss Steve Goodfellow or Honua‘ula Partners representative Charlie Jencks–in 2005, both men testified for their pal Everett Dowling’s state legislation that would have eviscerated funding for Akaku, Maui’s public access TV station (Dowling opposed the station because of its airing of hearings in which people opposed to his development projects often spoke). But hey, all this is going to be academic soon. The LUC didn’t kill the proposed mega malls, and will take up the matter again in a month or two. In fact, there’s a great prob-
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So I guess it was only a matter of time before the old “jobs” debate got started in the fight over the proposed Kihei “mega malls.” Earlier this month, the State Land Use Commission (SLUC) voted that the plan put forth by Eclipse Development Group and Honua‘ula Partners for 700,000 square feet of retail and 250 affordable homes, respectively, in North Kihei violated various conditions imposed on the property back in 1995. I still can’t believe it took four days before Pacific Business News reported that Goodfellow Brothers, which was slated to start construction on the malls, was not taking the SLUC decision well. “Goodfellow Bros. is laying off about 100 people after a Maui mega-mall proposal was shot down by the Hawaii Land Use Commission late last week,” PBN reported on Feb. 11. “Goodfellow has a total workforce of between 250 and 300, some of whom have been with the company for more than three decades. The 100 people that will be out of a job are mostly operational engineers, laborers and other field workers.” On Feb. 16, The Maui News published a story saying Eclipse President and CEO Douglas Gray agreed with Goodfellow. “I am disappointed at the decision of the SLUC and saddened at the impact on the jobs of workers who were slated to begin the grading and infrastructure work for the project,” Gray said, according to the paper. “It is my hope that we can quickly come to a resolution that will put people back to work and create up to 1,800 jobs when the promenade [the retail complex] is completed.” The underlying point was clear: meddling environmentalists who had petitioned the LUC to stop the mega mall project because it bore no resemblance to the “light industrial” zoning given the land back in 1995 were putting a lot of locals out of a job. We forget sometimes that, in America, “jobs” is often given as the reason we do everything. During the cold war, Washington loved to wave the jobs hammer around during
Looks like the fate of the hated Public Lands Development Corporation (PLDC), which was quietly passed and signed into law back in 2011, is just about complete. On Tuesday, Feb. 19, the Senate "without comment" (according to the Associated Press) unanimously voted to kill the hated PLDC. This comes after the state House voted unanimously on Feb. 14 for HB1133, which would kill the PLDC, after which Honolulu Civil Beat reported that House Speaker Joe Souki called the whole creation of the PLDC a “mistake.” Of course, there still has to be reconciliation between both bills, and then Gov. Neil Abercrombie has to sign the thing, but given the enormous public opposition to state officials simply selling off public lands regardless of local zoning, I think passage is a safe bet.
the front page of the Feb. 14 Maui News, I thought the paper had veered into The Onion’s satirical territory: “House Rep. James Kunane Tokioka, who represents residents of southeastern Kauai, introduced House Bill 293,” reported the News. “It calls for establishing and designating Flavobacterium akiainvivens as the official microbe of the state.” Like most people, I guess I thought Hawaii already had an official microbe. Because, well, legislators have nothing better to do on the public dime, right, except pass a bunch of toothless resolutions and hold self-serving hearings and so forth. I was wrong! In fact, while Hawaii does in fact have a State Bird (Nene), State Marine Mammal (humpback whale), State Reptile (Gold Dust Day Gecko) and State Individual Sport (surfing), it lacks a whole bunch of other symbols that should be official. Since we had five free minutes this morning, the MauiTime staff came up with a few suggestions that ought to be on the books:
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BREAKING BAD (AND QUICKLY!) Tyrone Harris, 26, reported for his first shift at Dunkin’ Donuts in Morristown, N.J., in January and received his name tag. Seven minutes later, according to police, he was on his way out the door with $2,100 from his supervisor’s desk. Apparently, the supervisor had opened his drawer a little too far when reaching for the name tag, giving Harris a glimpse of the cash.
FAMILY TIES Aubrey Ireland, 21, a dean’s-list senior at the University of Cincinnati’s prestigious college of music, went to court in December to protect herself from two stalkers–her mother and father, who, she said, had been paranoiacally meddling in her life. David and Julie Ireland put tracking devices on Aubrey’s computer and telephone and showed up unannounced on campus (600 miles from their home), telling officials that Aubrey was promiscuous and mentally imbalanced. A Common Pleas Court judge ordered the parents to keep their distance.
MEDIUM-TECH WARFARE The mostly rag-tag army of Syrian rebels fighting the Assad regime unveiled its first jerry-built armored vehicle in December. The “Sham II” is an old diesel car with cameras for navigation, a machine gun mounted on a turret with a driver looking at one flat-screen TV and a gunner another, aiming the machine gun via a Sony PlayStation controller. And video transmissions from drone aircraft rose stiflingly to more than 300,000 hours last year (compared to 4,800 in 2001). With input expected to grow even more, Air Force officials acknowledged in December seeking advice from a privatesector company experienced in handling massive amounts of video: ESPN.
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BRIGHT IDEAS Jorge Sanchez, 35, was arrested in Burbank, Calif., in February after walking into a Costco, brazenly stuffing 24 quart cans of motor oil under his clothing (some affixed with bungee cords), and heading for the exit. A security guard noticed him, but Sanchez fled and actually outran the guard (though some of his cargo came loose). Still carrying 15 cans, he made it eight blocks before police overtook him. Sanchez said he services cars part-time and that motor oil prices were just too high.
THE ARISTOCRATS! Gregory Bruni, 21, was arrested in North Fort Myers, Fla., in January after allegedly breaking into a residence at about 7pm (first scurrying across the roof and jumping on one resident who came to investigate). According to police, Bruni was naked, ran maniacally around screaming in gibberish, failed to be intimidated when the female resident fired three “warning shots” with a handgun, fell to the floor after the third shot and began masturbating, and defecated near the front door and in a hallway. Police soon arrived and Tasered him.
PERSPECTIVE The issue of “background checks” for gun purchases occupies center stage in the current gun-regulation debate, even though, ironically, current federal law on such checks is apparently half-heartedly enforced. In the latest data available (from 2010), nearly 80,000 Americans were denied the right to purchase guns because their applications contained false information (even though applicants swear, under penalty of law, that all information is true). But The New York Times reported in January that of the nearly 80,000 applicants, only 44 were prosecuted for lying, and federal officials said the practice, well-known among applicants with shaky backgrounds, is known as “lie and try.” ■ firstname.lastname@example.org To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1636n2
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2013 MauiTime Wedding Issue aui is one of the most sought-after wedding locations in the world. This is quite possibly because Maui is also one of the planet’s most romantic locations. The beautiful valley isle adds rainbows and sunsets to blushing brides nearly every day of the year.
That all comes with the territory, but you still have to plan your big day. Where do you find a dress? How about a venue? What’s in those wedding packages? These are questions all couples have, and we’re here to help. We’ll start with relaying the wedding experiences
of two couples who decided to get hitched on Maui. Then we’ll give you a rundown on where you can get dresses and gowns. Then we’ll detail a few of the more unique venues. If you’re hearing wedding bells, this issue will have you working on your dream nuptials in no time.
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James and Brittany Private Plantation Home, Lahaina • Aug. 2, 2012
t was love at first sight when Brittany and James met. It was also their first day of college at Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton. “We were being introduced to lots of people on that day,” says Brittany. “Right away we had a connection.” They dated for about eight and a half years before James got down on one knee. He asked her to marry him right in the middle of the town square, as the clock struck midnight on New Years Eve. They both knew immediately the wedding would be in Maui. “Our love of the island is one of our biggest connections as a couple,” says Brittany. They decided on a tropical-inspired wedding at a private plantation home in Lahaina. There, the whole family could stay and they could do their
intimate ceremony and four-table reception in the backyard that was right on the beach. Old Lahaina Luau catered the wedding with Hawaiian food and a lilikoi wedding cake. The couple also hired a fire dancer as a surprise for their guests. The bride wore a vintage inspired cap sleeve gown with a keyhole back from David’s Bridal, while the groom wore a Tommy Bahama linen shirt with slacks and slippers. The bride cruised down the aisle while everyone listened to Bruddah Iz playing on uke. Later Barefoot Minded played. “We love Old Lahaina Luau so we had them cater the reception,” says Brittany. “They had really great prices and even for the smallest buffet the amount of food was ridiculous. More options than could fit on my plate. I heard people say it was the best food they had at a wedding.”
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Will and Jane Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas • Aug. 27, 2012
he pediatric ICU is not the most romantic place in the world but that’s where sparks flew for pediatric resident Jane and pediatric neurosurgeon intern William. Their physician’s studies and practice barely left time for romance but they certainly did not let that stand in their way. While working at the hospital over common patients in the ICU, romance blossomed and Will decided to find the perfect birthday surprise for Jane. In a moment of impulse he bought tickets to Maui and found a great six-day stay at the Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. He convinced colleagues to help with the plan, even going so far as to create a phony list of appointments when they had cleared Jane’s schedule of patients. “The only thing left was to talk to Tom Florin from the Westin, and he helped me plan the perfect evening and proposal on the beach,” says Will. “We had a private dining table set up overlooking the beach at sunset, and I got down on one knee. I think at that point she kind of figured out that something was going to happen.” The couple was ecstatic about each other but that didn’t make the engagement easy. Jane had originally made plans to move to Korea when she graduated as a pediatrician, and Will still had his neurosurgery residency ahead of him. “It was complicated,” says Will. “We got off to a rocky start. I had to convince her to stay with me in the states. I wouldn’t say our romance was stormy, but it definitely turned her well laidout plans for the future completely upside down.” They decided to return to Maui for their small wedding, which was themed in pink and purple, Jane’s two favorite colors. The tied the knot along the beach boardwalk at Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas with traditional vows. Officiant Keli‘i Arruda began the ceremony with a blow of his conch and a Hawaiian oli. The bride walked down the aisle while Kalani Smythe strummed “Morning Dew” on the ukulele. “Since we were all staying at the Westin we didn’t have
anywhere to escape after the ceremony, but I knew Jane really wanted to drive away in a limo after the wedding,” says Will. “So afterwards I surprised her with a big party bus for us and the whole bridal party for a quick cruise along the Honoapi‘ilani Highway, complete with Dom Perignon and a DJ. It was a great way to end the night.” ■ email@example.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1636L1
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Enchantress Boutique Fantasy and fairy tale weddings are no problem for the Enchantress Boutique. Their Shops at Wailea location is all glitz and glam, and they have all the dresses needed to cater to a fanciful bride. Owners Bootzie and Fifi say the most popular styles are hand-painted florals and Swarovski crystal embellished dresses, but recent trends are also moving toward semi-formal wear and dresses that you can wear again. They also have a wide selection of undergarments and bodyshapers, shoes, veils and garters. Prices start at $50 and can range up to $1,500, and they can also special-order items. For brides looking to save, they sell discontinued styles and floor models at discounts. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.; 808891-6360; Mauienchantress.com
Tamara Catz Tamara Catz designs her own line of island-inspired bridal gowns in various silks and silhouettes with her signature embroidered, beaded and shell embellishments. Her elegant Paia store has a gorgeous receiving area for brides to try on clothes and sofa space for friends and family. Here the bride can select from all Catz’s designs, which range from $600 to $1,300. Some of the latest trends here have been the inclusion of natural, earthy details, with jewelry designed by local artists specifically for her bridal collection. The bridal designs are more simple and lack complicated layers and corsets–which can be a plus since they often don’t require any alterations. Look for sample sales twice a year. Please remember that it can take up to 12 weeks when special ordering your gown. 83 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-5799184; Mauiweddingdresses.com
Maggie Coulombe Here you’ve got unique designs by Maggie Coulombe, as well as accessories and shoes. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy.; 808-344-6672; Maggiecoulombe.com
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LeRu Atelier The out-of-the-box bride will love LeRu’s unique styles. They offer kimono-sleeved kaftans in silk chiffon and jersey as well as vintage 1900’s bias-cut, pintucked, oneof-a-kind finds. LeRu originals in simple silk maxi gowns and beachey lace pieces can also be accessorised with vintage hats, purses and shoes in the store, and the unique dresses in her collection are also appropriate for bridesmaids and mothers. Prices range from $90 to $500. Owner and designer Larissa Williams advises brides to bring girlfriends and have fun shopping, but in the end the only opinion that should matter is your own. There’s nothing wrong with being beautiful and comfortable. 505 Front St., Suite 203, Lahaina; 808-661-2741; Loveleru.com
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Need a place to get hitched? Here’s the lowdown on 11 great venues across the island: “Vintage Wedding”
Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali
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Bailey House Museum 2375A Main St., Wailuku
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Call Viola Yee 808-244-3326 Mauimuseum.org @MauiMuseum
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The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua, Call Akiko Nakazato 808-665-7208 Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua @ritzCarlton
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With antique and vintage wedding themes all the rage, getting married in a historic building with natural Hawaiian botanical gardens is as authentic as you can get. There’s no minimum number of guests but you’re maxed out here at 100. Also, the place has to quiet down at 10pm as it’s in a residential neighborhood. There is parking on the premises and some of the street. Museum members receive extra discounts. Rental pricing starts at $175/hour.
The Bailey House was built in 1833, the first Western style structure of its kind in the Iao area. Soaking up the displays and history of the buildings as well as the beautiful art and artifacts is a bonus. They also have a hall that can be rented. The gardens are amazing and the lawn has a built-in rock-wall and grass stage. You bring your own entertainment and catering.
The beautiful north side of Keka‘a Point offers the tropical and serene grounds of the Royal Lahaina. It’s the quieter side of Kaanapali, but with all the benefits of a big resort. Parking is no problem on the property and room rates start at a reasonable $155 for wedding parties, with available upgrades for the wedding couple. Royal Lahaina has an ocean-view ballroom and outdoor locations that are right on the beach in Ka‘anapali. They also offer incentives for kama‘aina.
The resort has a wedding department that offers great packages. They dial in details from leis to exchange, flowers, marriage license, canopy, music, professional photography, champagne toasts, wedding cakes and DJs. These range from $2,200 to $10,000, depending on the size of the party and amenities chosen, and you can add food and drink as well.
The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua takes full advantage of its rustic Westside location with no less than five scenic ceremony locations. The lava outcropping offers nature’s drama, while the Napili Lawn shows off the vista of Kapalua’s cliffs and Honolua Bay. For more traditional spots venture to the historic Honolua Chapel or and the nearby gazebo. There’s also the Beach House Lawn that overlooks DT Fleming Beach Kama‘aina are offered their Tradewind package at $5,300, a $1,000 savings.
Every wedding here is assigned a personal wedding manager. Want to do a hula lesson for your bridal party? Did you forget the leis? Did you want a bagpiper or a Japanese koto player? There’s no request too big or small. Weather can be a concern in the area, so every wedding has a contingency plan with staff standing by to make it a smooth transition. If you want authentic Hawaiian touches you can tap into their full-time cultural advisor to help with details.
The resort lies in Makena and sports a unique 16th fairway location on manicured lawns, a mountain vista spot with panoramic views, an atrium and koi ponds. Kama‘aina are offered 20 percent off discounts on all wedding menu items.
The culinary team is game to customize all food choices to your theme. Ranch-style weddings or other themes like Prohibition and the Roaring Twenties all can be very creative when thinking about food and drink options. The largest outdoor area can fit up to 3,000 guests.
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LOCATION Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd. Call Faith Ompoy for location at 808-669-9540; Verna Biga for catering at 808-669-9512 Napilikai.com Seahousemaui.com @Napili_Kai @seahousemaui
The Napili Kai retains their charming, thatched huts on the beach style. Open more than 50 years, no buildings grow higher than a coconut tree in the Napili Bay area. They have options for parties from 20 to 200 guests, but no wedding planner. Music has to end by 9:30pm. All food and beverage must be handled by the resort. There are no packages so you can design your own through their ala carte selections, and they have a handy list of vendors to help you with flowers, photos and planners. Location fees start at $500 for guests and $750 for kama‘aina.
The resort has several locations for your ceremony. The Aloha Pavillion is a gorgeous outdoor spot that can hold up to 250. Lani Point has a romantic and intimate ocean view spot for up to 12. The Bluff at Puna is an oceanfront lawn space and Plumeria Garden offers the fragrant canopy of these flowers for your party of up to 200. Want your feet in the sand while you say “I Do?” Napili Kai can help you get your DLNR permit for a spot right on the beach in Napili Kai.
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They can handle flowers, decor, ceremony, reception, selecting photographers, cinematography and musicians. They even pick up Call MaryAnn Bowman Blanchard, the bride’s dress for pressing and stay for Senior Social Catering Manager the last dance of the evening Kama‘aina are 808-891-3379 offered a 25 percent off discount. Packages start around $8,400. If you just want to reGrandwailea.com serve the chapel that starts around $4,600.
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The Wailea Seaside Chapel was built on the property for weddings. It has New England architecture, Murano glass chandeliers, hand-crafted stained glass windows from local artist Yvonne Cheng and mahogany floors. A lagoon surrounds the chapel and a beautiful gazebo overlooks the ocean. Butterflies and doves are just a call away Their wedding team can create any theme you desire, and aren’t afraid to bring in items from elsewhere if they can’t find them locally. Outdoor parties can go until 10:30pm, but if you’re in their spacious ballroom you can party till 2am.
The Sheraton boasts 23 acres of prime Ka‘anapali beach front at Keka‘a Point . They have six special wedding locations, which range from the sea cliffs atop Black Rock to their hoku rotunda. Menus and packages are full-service from license to cake and they have an on-staff wedding manager to help. Wedding packages vary, but all include ceremony location. Some even cover wedding night stays, or bridal get-ready rooms. There’s also plenty of self-parking.
Banquet menus are offered to kama‘aina at $60 per person for 50-plus guests. The spa has a wedding showroom to demo available decor, centerpieces, photography, linens, chairs and more. They even make rehearsal dinners and receptions easy, with pre-packaged options for parties in their restaurants with set menus.
Ka‘anapali’s most Hawaiian hotel does much more than just Hawaiian weddings. A recent Latin-themed wedding featured bright chair covers, pineapple drinks, ceviche and chips, Bird of Paradise centerpieces and a live band. Kama‘aina are offered discounts on their venue fees, and ceremony packages start at $1,575.
Wedding coordination is offered with your reservations at no extra charge. They can also schedule rehearsal dinners, wedding showers, private dinner parties and receptions at Sunday champagne brunch. The Maui Romance package at $6,035 includes rooms.
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LOCATION Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui Call 808-874-2207 Fourseasonsmaui.com @ FSMaui
The Westin Maui Resort & Spa 2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy Call Sarah Snyder, Weddings Manager 808-661-2921 or 808-662-2771 Westinmaui.com @TheWestinMaui The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas 6 Kai Ala Drive, Ka‘anapali Call Tom Florin, Events Manager 808-622-2630 or 808-667-3200 Westinkaanapali.com @westinkorvillas
Their wedding team is savvy with details. You say, “vintage wedding” and they say, “chandeliers suspended in dining canopies in antique colors with delicate lace linen.” They have three basic packages ($6,400 and up) and all include ceremony, officiant, solo musician, photographer, license, bridal bouquet and boutonniere, petal pathway and white, padded chairs.
Is a wedding for two in order? The elopement package is good Monday through Thursday and costs just $5,400. When you plan a wedding at the Four Seasons, you can rest assured that you’re the only ceremony that day and you have the staff’s undivided attention.
This resort resides in the heart of Kaanapali beach and makes the best of its 12 acres there with waterfalls, gazebos, tropical birds and ballrooms. Wedding guests can create a registry that includes tickets to the Wailele Luau or dinner for two at the resort. Book your whole wedding party at the Westin and the wedding couple can enjoy upgrades to their room.
“Splash Into a New Beginning” is just one of their extraordinary ceremony settings at the top of their 128-foot waterslide. Couples can also get married under a waterfall. Kama‘aina rates for catering and rooms are also available.
Outdoor weddings in the lush gardens on their 23 acres or private dinners at their award-winning dining spots are just some of the options at the Villas. Packages start at $1,275 for the “Simplicity” to $15,750 for their “Indulgence” package. Kama‘aina are offered special room rates. See page 9 for Will & Jane’s wedding at the Westin.
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THURSDAY, FEB. 21 NRITYAGRAM DANCE ENSEMBLE – The New York Times calls it “A Modern Devotion to a Sacred Indian Ritual.” Nrityagram is regarded worldwide as one of the foremost dance companies in India. Founder Protima Gauri converted farmland, now known as Nrityagram dance village, into an ideal setting for the study, practice and teaching of classical dance. Students live a lifestyle that follows age-old Gurukul tradition–they look after and care for their guru by growing fruit and vegetables on the land, cooking, cleaning and earning through dance recitals. $12-$45. Came 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron g. Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.
LEA SALONGA – Soprano singer and actress Lea Salonga is big. She’s appeared alongside George Takei and Telly Leung in Allegiance-A New American Musical. Originally from the Philippines, she is renowned for playing the lead role of Kim in Miss Saigon, for which she won multiple awards, including a Tony. She’s been a Broadway star and has also provided the singing voice of two (TWO!) Disney princesses: Jasmine in Aladdin and Fa Mulan in Mulan. Now, fresh from her role in God of Carnage, Salonga will once again wow audiences. $35- $125/VIP includes postshow meet and greet.7:30 pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.
FRIDAY, FEB. 22 NOFX – It’s hard to believe it was three decades ago when NOFX first sharpened their teeth in the hardcore Los Angeles punk music scene. In 1989, they joined forces with Epitaph Records and released a string of skate-punk albums. Since the debut of their full-length album, Liberal Animation, they’ve sold more than six million records and achieved gold status with their 1994 milestone Punk in Drublic. Last year, the group released its 12th full-length album, Self Entitled. The record’s 12 tracks embrace the hostile early L.A. sound while maintaining their trademark technical and melodic sound. $30- $45/VIP ($5 price increase on event day). 7:30pm (gates open at 6:30pm). Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Events Lawn (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.
LEND ME A TENOR – The recipient of nine Tony Award nominations, Lend d Me a owned Tenor has been translated into 16 languages and produced in 25 countries. Renowned draiser tenor Tito Merelli, known to his fans as “II Stupendo,” is scheduled to sing for a fundraiser when a case of mistaken identity sends his wife packing and his assistant starts impersts and sonating him. That means a chain-reaction of mistaken identity, farcical plot twists athan double entendres. The play is directed by Lisa Teichner and produced by Jonathan day, FriLehman. Opening night is Feb. 22 and the show runs until Mar. 10. It runs Thursday, ). $20. day and Saturday evenings at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm (no show on Feb. 24). om. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550, Proartspacific.com.
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SATURDAY, FEB. 23
SOURCE – For the sixth year, Camp Keanae will transform into Maui’s biggest multimedia arts festival. Known as SOURCE, it runs Feb. 22-25. This year’s theme is “Imaginarium,” which means attendees will find interactive art through touch, hearing, as well as visually. Live bands, DJs, producers and art exhibitions from all over the world are scheduled to appear while impromptu jams and parades are common. A variety of healing arts are present at SOURCE each year, generally offered through the WombRoom. Franklin, described as the “Adult Show and Tell,” could also be described as the SOURCE version of TEDx (Saturday at 2pm). Limited sleeping bunks in the gym are available on a first come, first serve basis. Attendees are advised to prepare for camping and bring rain and weather protection for four days. SOURCE is a vendor-free zone. Camp Keanae (13375 Hana Hwy.), Sourcemaui.com, participate@SOURCEmaui.com.
WILLIE K REVIEW – Hard Rock and Maui Tribe will bring a Willie K Review to the Hard Rock stage Feb. 23. This premiere will feature Mike Carroll, his band Complex Cats and Bobby Ingram, along with his band. No reservations taken. This is a unique show, not to be missed. No cover. 21+ after 10pm. 7pm. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St B7, Lahaina); 808-667-7400, Hardrock.com.
SATURDAY, FEB. 23 SHAW-BLADES – Affectionately known as the guitarist, singer-songwriter for the progressive rock band Styx and hard rock band Damn Yankees, Tommy Shaw is going to rock out the MACC. With him will be Jack Blades, the bassist, vocalist and founding member of Night Ranger and Damn Yankees. Together, they’ve been recording and touring Shaw-Blades since the release of their 1995 album, Hallucination. Take advantage of the chance to experience their signature acoustic style in songs like “Come Sail Away,” “Fooling Yourself,” “Mr. Roboto,” “Sister Christian,” “Sentimental Street” and “High Enough.” $45- $65. 7:30 pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.
A FEAST OF ART AND MERRIMENT – A valued tradition for more than 20 years, Art Affair is the Hui Noueau’s signature benefit celebrating the importance of visual arts education on Maui. This year you can travel to the 12th century with “Camelot at Kaluanui: A Feast of Art & Merriment!” Guests can look forward to “Medieval Inspired” cuisine by Celebrations Catering, a premium bar, live music by Jimmy Mack and the Kool Kats. There will be a live and silent auction of fine art led by expert auctioneer Kip Toner. The evening will also acknowledge this year’s honorees: Maizie Sanford and Darrell Orwig, and their support for the Hui. $175-$250. 5pm-10pm. Kaluanui Estate (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, Artaffairmaui.com.
SATURDAY, FEB. 23 BLACK HISTORY CHILDREN’S STORY HOUR – In celebration of Black History Month, historian Adesina Ogunelese will read stories about African-American aviation pioneers. Keiki six to 12 will learn about many people, including Bessie Coleman, who in 1921 became the first licensed African-American pilot. Ogunelese has conducted presentations on various aspects of Black History at Maui public libraries since 2006. The Society for the Preservation of African History, African Americans on Maui and the Maui Friends of the Library are sponsoring this program. All children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver. Free. 2pm. Makawao 85 PHO PHOTO BY TSUI / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785
MAUI BLACKIE JAZZ FEST 2013 – Blackie and Sara Gadarian present an evening of straight-ahead jazz, the way it was at Blackie’s Bar in Lahaina back in the years from 1981 to 1995. There will be a six-piece band featuring Maui musicians Gene Argel (Hammond B3 organ/vocals), Sal Godinez (keyboards/vocals), Michael Buono (drums), Shiro Mori (guitar), Doug White (bass) and Eric Schneider from Chicago, who will play the sax. Cocktails and an appetizer buffet will be available during the event. 21+. $20. 7pm-10pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, Ali’i Room (2780 Keka’a Dr, Ka’anapali); 808-667-7979; Mauiblackie.com.
SUNDAY, FEB. 24 STYLE YOUR SOLE – Since 2006, Blake Mycoskie’s TOMS have been en a, a worldwide phenom. After an encounter with impoverished in Argentina, he Mycoskie decided to find a way to give back. That’s when he recognized the o Argentine alpargata shoe design. Mycoskie set out to market the shoe to d the US, committing “One for One.” For each pair sold, his company would g give one to a child in need. Now Hawaiian Island Creations is inviting es you to contribute to the cause. Customers can purchase a pair of shoes and have an artist design it or you can personally design it. Either way, ons, you’ll be helping a child in need. 11am. Hawaiian Island Creations, Maui Mall (70 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Suite B-1 Kahului); Mauimall.com.
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LOBSTER FEST – Everyone’s invited to support the Rotary Club of Wailuku at their Lobster Fest 2013. The annual fundraiser is a casual affair, New Orleansstyle. A Dixieland band–Phillip Smith and the Gentlemen of Jazz, featuring the vocals of Ellen Belarose–will keep guests dancing while you eat delicious steamed lobsters, dirty rice with N’Orleans etouffee, Louisiana potato salad and more by Chef Ralph and the team from Soup to Nuts. Beverages will be available for purchase, including French Quarter Hurricane cocktails. A surprise auction item will be up for grabs. $100. 1pm-4pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Pavillion/Courtyard (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. PHOTO BY TSUI / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 27 SEEDS OF HOPE – Na Kupu Mana ‘Olana (Seeds of Hope) tells the story of Hawaii’s return to local and traditional methods of growing food in the midst of growing food insecurity. “For over 1,000 years, the Hawaiian people produced enough food to support an estimated population of one million,” states the filmmakers. “Today, 85 percent of our food is imported. If current trends continue, Hawaii’s last agricultural lands will be gone by 2040.” The film includes interviews with more than 50 farmers, ranchers, scientists and educators who provide a wealth of information about Hawaii’s agricultural history while providing an inspiring vision for our future. $10. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.
THE CATALYST QUARTET – Comprised of top laureates and alumni of the internationally acclaimed Sphinx Competition for young African-American and Latino string players, The Catalyst Quartet will soon take the MACC stage. This young ensemble advances diversity in classical music while their cutting-edge repertoire from a wide range of composers inspires audiences with innovation. The group features Karla Donehew Perez and Jessie Montgomery on violin, Christopher Jenkins on viola and Karlos Rodriguez on cello. $12-$40. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.
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We Predict The Oscar Winners! BY BARRY WURST II
t’s time once again for the Academy Awards. If you’re having an Oscar party (Sunday, Feb. 24–check local listings) or making bets on this year’s winners, here’s my personal picks for the top five categories.
BEST PICTURE Who Should Win: Zero Dark Thirty, the best film in this category, has become too controversial a topic for Academy members. It will have to settle for classic status and ongoing debate for years to come. Who Will Win: The over-praised Lincoln has a real shot, as does Argo. However, the film that gained the most momentum, in terms of audience favor and in the awards circuit, is Silver Linings Playbook, which will likely surprise everyone with a Best Picture statuette. BEST DIRECTOR Who Should Win: Everyone expected Kathryn Bigelow of Zero Dark Thirty and Ben Affleck of Argo to be nominated; their being snubbed hurt the chances of either film winning Best Picture (since the director for the film voted the year’s best is usually the winner). Who Will Win: David O’Russell, the respected, acclaimed filmmaker of Silver Linings Playbook.
BEST ACTOR Who Should Win: Joaquin Phoenix’s frighteningly raw performance in The Master was the actor comeback of the year, but few saw the film and even fewer liked it. Who Will Win: Denzel Washington’s bravely unsympathetic, triumphant performance in Flight would be a front runner in any other year, but the award will definitely go to Daniel Day-Lewis. His portrait of Lincoln was, in a word, amazing. BEST ACTRESS Who Should Win: Jessica Chastain’s starring role as Maya in Zero Dark Thirty was her finest work yet. She is one of the reasons the film continues to be a source of discussion, as we see the story through her eyes but her character Maya, like the film itself, isn’t telling us how we’re supposed to feel about the horrors she witnesses. That’s up to us. Who Will Win: 2012 was the year of Jennifer Lawrence, who added emotional luster to the hype machine of The Hunger Games and revealed surprising layers in her Oscar nominated turn in Silver Linings Playbook. By the time the second Hunger Games arrives in
November, she’ll likely be billed as the “Academy Award Winner Jennifer Lawrence.” BEST SUPPORTING Best Picture? ACTOR Who Should Win: All the nominees here have won once already, with Christoph Waltz and Alan Arkin being the most recent winners. Philip Seymour Hoffman’s remarkably textured, disturbing portrait of an on-edge cult leader in The Master was one of the show stopping turns of the year. Who Will Win: Tommy Lee Jones stole much of Lincoln but who in Hollywood doesn’t love Robert De Niro? The three time Oscar winner hasn’t won since Raging Bull in 1980 and his tremendously moving portrait of an OCD dad in Silver Linings Playbook is one of his best roles in years. BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Who Should Win: The Master showcased three of the year’s finest performances. Amy Adams’ frightening depiction as Hoffman’s seemingly pleasant but controlling and venomous wife had an intensity that more than matched her co-stars.
Who Will Win: Despite appearing in very little of Les Miserables, Anne Hathaway’s haunting performance, the best thing in the film, is the soul of the story. BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Who Should Win: The adorable, brilliantly made Moonrise Kingdom deserves to win for its loopy, dream-like story and unique take on adolescent puppy love gone astray. Who Will Win: Since they won’t have the guts to award it Best Picture, the Academy will likely grant Zero Dark Thirty an Oscar for its meticulously crafted screenplay. Expect plenty of boos (some likely from Martin Sheen) when screenwriter Mark Boal claims his prize. Please don’t blame me if you use my predictions and lose 20 bucks. But if you get any right, brah, I like one Guri-Guri! ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1636f
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NOFX - Fri, Feb 22. See This Week’s Picks. $30 GA, $35 day of show, $45 VIP, $50 VIP day of show (plus applicable fees). 6:30pm MACC Events Lawn, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org LEA SALONGA - Fri, Feb 22. See This Week’s Picks. $35, $45, $55, $125. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KIRTAN CONCERT WITH THE RED ROCK RISHIS - Sat, Feb 23. Enjoy an evening of Indian mystical music with new age sounds from the The Red Rock Rishis. Also featured is special guest kirtan singer Denisse Jonsson, who just returned from the Polish Woodstock where she sang before a crowd of thousands. $10. 6-8pm Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 520-331-3108; 808575-5220; templeofpeacemaui.com SUPPER CLUB WITH PAULA FUGA, MIKE LOVE & SAM ITES - Sat, Feb 23. A four course dinner & show for $60 or $30 for show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MAUI BLACKIE’S JAZZ EVENT 2013 - Sat, Feb 23. See This Week’s Picks. $20 advance tickets. Capacity is limited. 7-10pm Alii Room, Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808667-7979; mauiblackie.com WILLIE K REVIEW - Sat, Feb 23. See This Week’s Picks. No Cover. 7pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com SOLO SESSIONS: TOMMY SHAW & JACK BLADES - Sat, Feb 23. See This Week’s Picks. $45/standard, $65/premium. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; mauiarts.org INDIO & AVI CD RELEASE PARTY - Sat, Feb 23. A CD release party with a special surprise guest. No cover. 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MOTHXP WITH SPECIAL GUESTS - Sat, Feb 23. Show your support for the guys of MOTHxp (who’s heading to RedGorilla Music Fest in Austin next month) by attending their show at Charley’s with special guests, The Justin Favell Trio and Visibly Shaken. You can purchase MOTHxp’s album on iTunes or at the show along with merch. $15. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; mothxp.com CATALYST QUARTET - Wed, Feb 27. See This Week’s Picks. $12, $30, $40. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org
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JAPENGO ASIAN BEER DINNER - Fri, Feb 22. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa presents Japengo’s first Asian Beer Pairing Dinner which includes a five-course menu of Pacific Rim-inspired dishes paired with five distinct Asian beers. Dinner menu highlights include: Kona Kampachi with spicy tuna and Tsing Tao tobanjan paired with Tsing Tao Pilsner Lager; green papaya salad with Singapore-style Markea prawns and Kirin Beer; Thai vinaigrette paired with Kirin Pale Lager; and Kalbi-style Wagyu flat iron steak with Hitachino demi-glace paired with Hitachino Nest white ale. Need I say more? Reservations recommended. $59. 6-8pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com ART AFFAIR 2013: “CAMELOT AT KALUANUI: A FEAST OF ART & MERRIMENT” - Sat, Feb 23. See This Week’s Picks. $175$2,500. 5-10pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com LOBSTERFEST 2013 - Sun, Feb 24. See This Week’s Picks. $100/person. 1pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org CHARLEY’S ALOHA SUNDAY BRUNCH & BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun, Feb 24. Get your brunch on at Charley’s weekly Aloha Sunday brunch event that features an array of breakfast dishes, the best in local Hawaiian & Contemporary music and a do-it-yourself bloody mary bar with all the fixings. No cover. 11am-1pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; charleysmaui.com
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WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)
Volcanic with DJ Playwfire Ono 10pm; no cover
MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm / TUE - Toxic Tuesday w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm / WED - Jacked Up w/ DJ J-Zen, 10pm (all sets no cover)
Salsa Night 9pm; no cover
Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900
CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL
Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover
DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover
Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover
Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover
Kaboom!! Reggae Thursday w/ DJ Irie Dole 9:30pm; $5
Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover
Carnival Costume Party w/ Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo 10pm; $10-15 cover
MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after
Thursday Night Blues with Mark J. & Lenny C. 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
The Kryptones & Dani Girl 10pm; $8 cover
MOTHxp w/ The Justin Favell Trio & Visibly Shaken 10pm; $15
Aloha Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar w/ Nahimene, 11am-1pm
MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7pm-10pm / TUE Eric Dotterer & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (no cover)
Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover
Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm
Rampage 10pm; no cover
4th Friday Party 10pm; no cover
Gomega 10pm; no cover
Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover
MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Dance Party, 10pm/ WED - Satterday Saints 9pm; no cover
Quiz Night 7pm; no cover
Dance Party 10pm; no cover
Jordan, 6pm / Dance Party, 10pm; no cover
Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover
MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Trent Hancock, 10pm / WED - Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm (all sets no cover)
Wilson & Friends 6-9pm no cover
Live DJ 9pm-12am; no cover
Live DJ 9pm-12am; no cover
Dr. Nat 6-9pm; no cover
MON - Thunder & Lightning, 6-9pm; no cover / TUE-WED - Live music, 6-9pm; no cover
Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover
Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover
Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover
Karaoke Industry Night 8pm; no cover
MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover
Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover
Willie K Blues Review 7pm; no cover
Backyard,” is a short history of Haleakala National Park, the people and events that led to its establishment, and of its growth and impact on the island today. The talk includes a PowerPoint presentation of vintage photos. It is based on her most recently published book, Haleakala, A History of the Maui Mountain, the first-ever comprehensive, illustrated history of the East Maui mountain and its national park. $10 admission donation. 5-7pm The Story of Hawaii Museum, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-283-3576; storyofhawaiimuseum.com HAWAIIAN MOONLIGHT - The Maui Historical Society and friends will host their monthly fundraiser concert series with live music from Joel Katz and friends. Bring your blanket or a low back beach chair and enjoy the evening listening to music under the moon and stars. $25, which includes admission to the Bailey House Museum before and during the concert. Children under 12 are free with paid adult. 6-9pm Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org; firstname.lastname@example.org KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Hana’s own Leokane Pryor and CJ “Boom” Helekahi perform songs from their new release, “No Ka Pueo,” as part of this monthly concert series from QKC and KPOA. Plus prize giveaways from the stage and food/product sampling from merchants. Free. 6-8pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com KIHEI FRIDAY TOWN PARTY: “KIHEI KUNG HEE FAT CHOY” - Celebrate the Chinese New Year at this monthly town party emceed by Chino LaForge. Highlights includes a lion dance by Au’s Shaolin Arts Society, keiki/ youth zone, large food court area with many local taste treats, and top name entertainment, including Maui’s own, Bad Kitty and headliner, GOMEGA. Free. 6-9pm Azeka Shopping Center - Mauka, (1279 S Kihei Rd.); mauifridays.com FOURTH FRIDAY AT STELLA BLUES - Live music schedule: 4pm-7pm Ahumanu, 7:30pm9:30pm Erika Elona (from Oahu) and 10pm-mid-
night Owaila. Free. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com WHOLE FOODS MARKET BIRTHDAY BASH 2013 - Join Whole Foods Friday through Sunday as they celebrate their 3rd birthday at its Kahului location with freebies, deals and contests! On Friday, be one of the first 200 customers to get a free goody bag, and at 11am, swap your conventional lip balm for a brand new, all natural Burts Bees lip balm. On Saturday at 9am, a car wash will be held to benefit the Maui Girls Soccer Club, and a $3 smoked beef sandwich plate will be on special for lunch. On Sunday, music starts at 11am with Kevin Brown, a blessing follows with Reverend Laki Ka‘ahumanu at noon, a Maui Taiko Drum performance at 12:30pm, and music with Benny Uyetake at 2pm, and at 3pm, don’t miss out on a free scoop of Ono Gelato while supplies last! Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui
SATURDAY, FEB 23 LAHAINA CANOE CLUB MAKUA PRE-REGISTRATION MEETING - The LCC will be holding a pre-registration/general meeting for their Makua membership. At this meeting, they will discuss plans for the upcoming season, announce the new board of directors and take nominations for coaching staff. They encourage all members interested in participating in the 2013 regatta season to attend this season’s kick-off meeting. 10am Lahaina Hale, (Canoe Beach); lahainacanoeclub. com; email@example.com STYLE YOUR SOLE - See This Week’s Picks. 11am Hawaiian Island Creations, Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; mauimall.com MAUI BIRTH OPTIONS - A panel presentation for prospective and expectant parents. Meet the midwives, doulas, childbirth educators, lactation consultants and other childbirth professionals. Find out what the options are for birthing families on Maui. Free. 1-2pm Makawao Yoga, (1170 Makawao Ave.); 808-280-8446
BLACK HISTORY CHILDREN’S STORY HOUR - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 2pm Children’s Area, Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org “COLOR. LIGHT. SPACE” SEMINAR - An interactive session by one of Art Maui’s founders, Dick Nelson, on visual literacy. 3-5pm Haynes Meeting Room, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org “WHALE”ABRATION - Maui Pride & the Maui Sunseeker present their first LGBTQ Cruise & Whale on the sleek and elegant Ocean Voyager! Socialize with other guests, enjoy music, enter for raffle prizes, watch for whales and take in the beauty of the Maui coast. Snacks and alcoholic/non-alcoholic beverages available for purchase on board (cash only). $30 advance tickets on website. 3:30pm Slip 50, Ma‘alaea Harbor, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); mauipride.org/whaleabration “COLBY’S BOARD SHORTS” GALLERY OPENING - See artist and illustrator Michael Colby’s new exhibit that showcases his beautiful work with acrylic on skateboard decks. Colby’s painting of the Pa’ia Youth Center will be part of a silent auction, with all of the proceeds going to the center. Free (donations accepted). 7pm Paia Tattoo Parlor, (120 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-8515; firstname.lastname@example.org MAUI OPEN STUDIOS EVENT 2013 - Selfguided tours of artist studios and exhibition spaces are as follows: Weekend 3: North and Upcountry - Sat and Sun, Feb 23 and 24. Visit website for interactive Google maps and artist directories to help design your tours. Free. 11am-6pm; mauiopenstudios.com; Twitter: @ MauiOS; Facebook: MauiOpenStudios; email@example.com
SUNDAY, FEB 24 SEEDS OF HOPE FILM SCREENING - See This Week’s Picks. $10. 3pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469; mauiarts.org
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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
JAY’S PLACE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000
KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover
WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover
Kawika 7pm; no cover
Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover
Pau Hana Happy Hour Jazz, 3:30-6:30pm
Sounds & Tsunamis w/ Garrett & Damian, 9:30pm
1810 6:30-8:30; no cover
Danyel Alana & Co. 9-11pm; no cover
1810 8-10pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
John Grover 7pm; no cover
MON - That’s What I’m Talking About / TUE -Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (7pm)
Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm
MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR
MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover
LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR
LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover
Friday Night Groove - 70s, 80s, 90s, disco, 7:30pm
Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues Co., 7:30-10pm
810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629
MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)
Live Music 10pm-close; no cover
Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699
WED - Karaoke
Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover
Live Music 7:30-10pm; no cover
FREQuency w/ DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm $5
TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover
Allure w/ DJ Jay P & DJ LX 10pm; $10
MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover WED - Krazy Karaoke, 10:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Willie K, 7-9pm; $75 / Pub Quiz w/ Trish da Dish, 9:30pm-12am
Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Joyce & Gord 6:30p, TUE - Magic w/ Brenton Keith 7p, WED - Elaine Ryan 6:30p
OCEANS BAR & GRILL
Live Salsa Music w/ Neito & Barbara, 7:30-10pm
1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414
WHALE PHOTO SAFARI CRUISE - Join professional wildlife photographer David Fleetham on a cruise, featuring hands-on training on capturing whale images with state-of-the-art digital cameras. This at-sea workshop takes place on PCF’s high-tech, ultra-stable raft Ocean Freedom. $99.95. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Lahaina Ocean Store, (612 Front St.); 808-2498811 ext. 1; pacficwhalefoundation.org
DINNER EVENT - Four owners of retail business on Maui, Snorkel Bob, The Maui Closet Co., Hawaii’s Premiere Mortgage Co. and Down to Earth, will share their experiences on the road to success. $22 per attendee (food portion, advance online RSVP required, no admission at the door). 5-8:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; meetup.com/MauiBusinessBrainstormers
MONDAY, FEB 25
WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance by Leokane and CJ “Boom” Helekahi in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com; Twitter: @ShopsAtWailea
COMMUNICATING WITH ANIMALS AND INSECTS - Ann Nehaya Walsh, an educator, storyteller, and healer, will introduce and reveal natural codes of conduct and how different creatures communicate in their own special ways. Free (ages 12 & older). 6:30pm Adult Reading Area, Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org WHALE WATCHING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will provide a whale watching info booth at the Aquarium’s Harbor Plaza throughout whale season. Join expert volunteers at the Sanctuary’s booth as they share fascinating facts about Humpbacks and help you with spotting whales and interpreting their behaviors. 9am-1pm Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov
TUESDAY, FEB 26 ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn firsthand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a personally guided group tour. This is a special opportunity to interact with Pacific Whale Foundation’s researchers and marine biologists. 7:30-11:30am Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-2803163; pacificwhalestore.org
WEDNESDAY, FEB 27 “MASTERS OF RETAIL SUCCESS” MAUI
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Emily Joyce 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:3010pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm;
WED - Gina Martinelli, 7:30-10pm; no cover
Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.
(4405 Honoapiilani Hwy Ste. 301); 808-669-4000.
FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St.); 808-661-0937.
KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.
FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, The House Shakers 6-9pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 6-9pm; Sun, Dr. Nat 6-9pm; Mon, Thunder & Lightning 6-9pm; Thu, Wilson & Friends 6-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.
LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.
HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.
HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/ Ron/Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.
LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.
JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KAHANA GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm; Fri, Pau Hana Happy Hour Jazz 3:306:30pm; Sat, Ray Gooliak Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm.
LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200. LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Sat, FREQuency: Saturdays 10pm-2am. (888 Front St.); 808-667-2288. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Lahaina); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.
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PARADISE GRILL (MELLOS) Mellos Bar, 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700
PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700
Roots Night 10pm-1am; no cover
Dance Party w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am
Dance Party w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am
Open Mic w/ Local Artists 10pm-1am; no cover
MON - Whiskey Pimps / TUE - Industry Night w/ DJ Ron / WED - Johnny Ringo (all 10pm)
Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover
Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover
Kory Kukahiku 6-9pm; no cover
Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover
MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Victoria Holman 6-9pm
WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover
4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover
DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover
DJ Salvo 10pm-close; no cover
Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover
Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover
Thirsty Thursdays 8:30pm-close; no cover
Just Us 8:30pm; no cover
Indio & Avi CD Release Party 9pm; no cover Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602
STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
R.S. SHARKY’S 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115
WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351
PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Victoria Holman 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Sat, Kory Kukahiku 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 8-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, The Jonah Project Live 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Election 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus
Kekona Ohana 8:30pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 4pm; no cover
MON - Mahalo Monday / TUE - Pool League Playoffs / WED - You Call It w/ DJ Kalai, 7pm
Kihei Town Party w/ Ahumanu, Erica Elona & Owaila, 4pm-12:30am
Supper Club with Puala Fuga, Mike Love & Sam Ites, 6-9pm; $30-60
Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; no cover
MON - Mike Finkiewicz, 4-6pm; no cover / TUE - Power Up Comedy Open Mic, 8:30pm; no cover / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm
Michael Gailinas, 5:30pm Head High, 8:30pm; $4
Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover
TUE - Trivia Night, 7pm / WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover The Doll House Special Edition, 10pm; no cover
Innavision 10pm; $5
Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover
WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover
MON through WED- Karaoke
Twisted Thursdays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover
Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover
MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)
1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133
1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
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pissed off about it. Many artists and geniuses aren’t appreciated until long after they’re dead. The bad news is that you’re not likely to get any kind of immediate acclaim or recognition for your brilliance. The good news is that you won’t have to wait until some posthumous awards ceremony to finally get the praise and acknowledgment you deserve; it may come as early as next month. Try to have a little patience, baby. It’ll pay off.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You remember that little dream? The one that fell off your glory train a big hill or two ago? It was a loose caboose of a dream that derailed and rolled down into the valley below. In the interest of getting all your other goals and responsibilities safely to their destinations, you had to let it go. But a curious turn of events this week may just bring you to a loop of track that runs so close to that discarded dream that you can hitch that baby right back on. I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) “You reap what you sow” should have special resonance for you this week. Some seeds are easy; you can throw them almost anywhere and they’ll grow, even under inhospitable conditions, wrenching themselves up through a crack in the sidewalk or clinging to the rocky face of a snowy mountain. Others require more before they’ll sprout: fires, floods, extremely specific temperatures, the right type of soil, etc. So far you’ve been casually scattering seeds left and right, but unless you take some time to at least water (and maybe fertilize) the ones you really care about, your life will soon be overrun with weeds and not much else.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) While you’ve rarely been so eloquent expressing your emotions, you’ve also rarely been so conflicted. At last, you can give someone an accurate road map to your inner self, but somehow it still doesn’t help; every signpost points in multiple directions, including up, down, and back the way you came. Don’t freak; this is the perfect opportunity to remind yourself (and any travel companions that might be tagging along) that the journey is way more important than the destination. All these roads lead to the same place, essentially. Now it’s up to you: how exactly would you like to get there?
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) “May you get what you want.” Is it blessing or curse? My buddy tells me that getting what you want is as simple as asking for it; consequently, he’s carefully avoided asking for complicated things like love and romance, because then he’d have to deal with getting them. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your perspective, the universe is so primed to deliver your desire that it might fixate on the most random of comments. So you don’t end up with a joke of a cosmic present, spend this week figuring out what it is you really want more than anything else. Then ask for it.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) This week, impetuous romance is in; heartfelt emotional processing is out. I can’t really tell you what to do (it’d hardly be spontaneous then, would it?) but I can tell you what to steer clear of: Anything that reeks of the familiar (even the pleasantly familiar) is a definite no-no. If it smacks of the routine or the regular, avoid it like the plague. And above all, don’t drag your lover into the dirty laundry pile that’s been building in your emotional closet. You can air that shit out next week, when you’re riding on the glow from this one. For now, keep that door shut and get out there and do something fun.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You may have hit on a workable formula for modest success. It was probably even easy for you to figure out. There’s a way things are done, and if you’re good enough at it, you’ve pretty much got it made. However, there are other, more original ways to hit it big, in whatever sense you like. The vision you’re contemplating is one of these. Look ahead; you know what your life on the Footpath of the Sure Thing would be like. But imagine if you had the courage to take the Boulevard of your Wildest Dreams. Guess what? You do. Now don’t chicken out.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) I’m impressed by your daring heist robbing your lover’s spiritual safe-deposit boxes of all those supposedly valuable insecurities. But you’re not supposed to sneak into people’s private vaults and steal from them. That you have the wisdom to not only rob them of their most precious and self-destructive illusions but the panache to do it without setting off any alarms is what’s truly outstanding. Congratulations! Now if only we could rid you of the pesky delusion that any of the aforementioned feats are possible. Don’t think you can painlessly dissect people’s longstanding self-deceptions from their lives—sometimes the only way you can get them to see the truth is to hit them in the face with it.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Now that you’ve decided to release any and all pent-up aggression before it further corrodes your insides, you’ve got to figure out a way to do it without causing yourself more angst. Somehow I doubt that popping a sheet of bubble wrap is going to cut it. It’s time to get a little more hardcore about releasing your anger. At the very least, rent some time in a batting cage where you can hit the hell out of some balls; it might even be time to make an appointment with a brick wall and stack of thrift store china. Please do finally un-dam those years of unexpressed rage, but don’t forget the second, more important part—figuring out someplace for the flood to go.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Unlike other fire signs, you’re not blinded by your passions. You’ll ride the flash flood force of whatever surging emotion thunders your way, but at the same time deftly survey the rapids ahead and paddle like mad to save not only your skin, but your heart, too. Aren’t you exhausted from being constantly in control? How delicious would it be to share the burden of staying on top of things with someone equally capable? Sure, you could lose an inflatable rubber boat and a pair of plastic paddles, but you could gain a fellow adventurer you know you can trust—a worthwhile risk. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) What did you expect exactly, a tickertape parade? Although your latest creation’s reception was more lukewarm than you’d like, you shouldn’t get too
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