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Contents VOLUME 16 + ISSUE 16

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Charley Ridgway

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Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II

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BY READERS LIKE YOU

You ought to be ashamed of your one sided letters to the editor article (“Feeling the Burn,” Sept. 27, 2012). Must have taken all of three minutes to write the intro and avoid any other complications associated with such skillful editorial work.

Be a man, state your agenda at the beginning of your article. Let your readers know this will not be a neutral argument but an argument that has less than one for every three days, letters you will utilize to supplant your work ethic for the week. For every 50 that complain, there is a silent majority, unaware that there was a problem until your “cover feature” what you declare to be one, that disagree with you. This was so biased as to be beyond belief.

Best to keep your skills where they belong. Isolated in the Pacific Ocean. I respected the MauiTime. No more.

-Adam Korbas, via email Okay, I’ve had just about enough of these “Mainland Transplants” coming to Maui and thinking they can just change the status quo all because they felt “inconvenienced” that their visions of Paradise is ruined by cane smoke. Or whatever little nitpick that causes them and/or Maui Tomorrow to get a cum filled hard-on to keep their names in the limelight and look relevant. And these idiots

seem to get their way at the expense of the rest of the populace that either doesn’t care or is against them.

Long before some of you folks came here, Maui had a sizable population that *SURPRISE* didn’t mind when the cane burning went on. And guess what else they did do? They swam in irrigation canals! They harvested cane! They worked the land! They got dirty! I have to wonder how many of these complainers do work that puts them in contact with the dirt that grows food?

Or any dirty job period? Or do they coddle themselves in some A/C office space or living room with filtered HEPA air and glass three inches thick to deaden the outside sounds? And pay lip service to being vegan or gluten-free or whatever dietary buzzwords that make them feel like their special little snowflakes nowadays.

As much as I sympathize with you folks, I refuse to be kept down by a vocal minority that is only selfishly thinking about themselves rather than look at the whole picture. YOU FOLKS are turning Maui into your own personal fiefdom, the “natives” be damned!

I got a [suggestion]...oh wait, any reasonable attempt at debate and discussion with you folks will be met with yelling trying to drown out the opposition and you guys not willing to listen unless you get your way. Nevermind, you guys are a lost cause and I hope your idiocy doesn’t ruin it for the rest of us. Like fireworks.

-Dwight Moritsugu, via MauiTime.com

2. On Oct. 1, the Wall Street Journal reported that tourist spending in Hawaii was poised to reach an alltime high in 2012. If current trends hold, the paper estimated that visitor spending in the state would reach $13.89 billion, surpassing the previous spending record set in 2006.

What was that record?

A. $10.43 billion.

B. $11.79 billion.

C. $12.63 billion.

D. $13.61 billion E. Sorry, we’re still counting.

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COMPLAINING ABOUT CANE-BURN COMPLAINTS

1. The National Marine Fisheries Service is preparing to review the endangered status of which animal species, according to the Oct. 1 Maui News?

A. Green sea turtle.

B. Humpback whale.

C. Nene goose.

D. Monk seal.

E. Hoary bat.

3. This location is slated to become Maui’s first outlet mall, according to the Sept. 28 Maui News. Where is the location?

A. The land mauka of Pi‘ilani Highway near Ohukai in Kihei.

B. The land between the Puunene Mill and Ho‘okele Street in Kahului.

C. The Maui Mall in Kahului.

D. Maui Lani.

E. The Lahaina Center on Front Street.

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GLADYS COELHO BAISA RUNNING FOR: Maui County Council (Upcountry) RUNNING AGAINST: Richard H. Pohle BIRTHPLACE: Paia, HI PROFESSION: Incumbent ELECTORAL WIN/LOSS RECORD: 3/0 FIRST ELECTORAL VICTORY: 2006 SUPPORTS: Land development OPPOSES: Stuff that doesn’t require land development?

As chairperson of the Maui County Council General Plan Committee, Gladys Baisa has unusual power and authority. Since 2011, she’s been steering the monster (and monstrously contentious) Maui Island Plan through endless committee hearings and discussions.

The 2008-2010 council failed to pass the plan, but so far Baisa’s been doing a capable job and might just be on track to get the thing approved. Whether it will have all the protections against irresponsible land development that appeared in the early drafts is another question entirely. Seriously, look over that campaign donation list (and there are others not listed above): those names represent thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from the county’s biggest commercial and residential builders, who are right now trying to get mega malls built in Kihei, more than a thousand homes erected in Olowalu and a host of other projects up and running.

Wanna know how much she supports land development on Maui? On Aug. 2, she voted (along with four other councilmembers) to approve Maui Land & Pineapple Co.’s plan to take Lipoa Point out of preservation.

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MAUI’S FIGHT OVER SUGAR CANE BURNING GETS EVEN HOTTER So I’m glad to see that this weekend we all got together and straightened out that whole sugar cane burning thing. We’re all good, right? Right?

Tell that to the woman who (allegedly) had to to endure rock throwing and yelling because she accidentally went to the wrong cane burning rally on Saturday. She had wanted to stand with about 80 other people and wave signs protesting the practice of burning cane but strayed unknowingly into a cane burning support rally held by about 200 people who work at the Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar mill in Pu‘unene.

Hell of a thing for us to fight over, you know. Seriously, the ghosts (if there are such things) of Sanford Dole and Lorrin Thurston must be laughing their spectral asses off at our foolishness.

Tell me the harsh words and mistrust of transplants and wanton use of the term “haole” is over something more important than a giant corporation burning sugar–a substance every doctor worth his or her MD says we Americans consume far too much of–in the field because it can’t bring itself to enter the 21st century.

Oh, yes, I forgot: 800 jobs are at stake.

The papers were filled with that reminder over the weekend. It’s quite a bludgeon used to whack people who dare to mention in public that cane smoke (like all smoke) aggravates asthma and other such respiratory maladies. So a 19th century harvesting practice that pollutes the air and causes thousands of people discomfort (Stop Cane Burning organizer Karen Chun recently handed HC&S General Manager Rick Volner an anti-cane burning petition signed by more than 8,000

residents) must continue so that 800 people can keep their jobs.

Yes, I’m being hyperbolic. If jobs were truly the issue in this fight, then most people on the island would demand that HC&S shutter their mill as fast as possible so that the company’s owner, Alexander & Baldwin, could start work immediately on securing the necessary permits and zoning changes so that they could commence commercial and residential development on all of their 37,000 acres. That, I imagine, would create a few more than 800 jobs.

So the whole thing is over just the one mill and its 800 workers, and its union representatives (that would be the ILWU) are trying to make this bigger than it actually is. The problem is that they’re using tactics that are making the fight a lot more visceral.

Here’s a quote from Charles Jennings, who is identified as an HC&S retiree, that appeared in a Sept. 29 Maui Now post: “To be honest with you, it’s kind of ridiculous–people come here and try to stop a lifestyle here on the island... If those people complain about burning cane–if they can support 800 workers–then they

have a right to speak; but my point is who are they to say how to run the lifestyle of the island?

It’s a community… They come and try to tell a lot of people what to do. To me they’re ridiculous.”

This is, of course, silly. Cane smoke burns the lungs and throats of kama‘aina as well as malahini (indeed, MauiTime’s Sept. 27, 2012 cover story “Feeling the Burn” included at least one official complaint against cane burning written by a woman born on Maui). But the argument is so cartoonishly insulting that it’s actually funny. The burning of cane in the fields represents “the lifestyle of the island” that must be defended from people who “come here” (read: haoles).

A little history is in order. Sugar, historians tell us, came to Hawaii not quite 1,500 years ago. Polynesians brought it with them when they discovered the islands, and they began growing it, although in small quantities–nothing approaching the big plantations that swallowed up the islands in the 19th century. No, those plantations–of which the HC&S operation in Pu‘unene is the last–were a gift of sorts from the greatest of all haoles, the American missionary.

In 1835, Ladd & Co. (the founders of which were all born in America) opened the first true sugar plantation in Hawaii. Since then, residents and tourists alike have had to peer at the islands’ natural beauty through a haze of cane smoke. It is the burning of cane on a plantation scale– 70-plus acres a day for most of the year–that is at the heart of the issue here.

Pretty Make no mistake: plantations like HC&S provide jobs, sure, but their interests have historically lay with the first haoles–those Americans who came to Hawaii and imposed their narrow economic interests on the people who already lived here. To identify the vast clouds of cane smoke that plague Maui with

the island’s “lifestyle” is to make a mockery of Hawaii history.

If the debate is over the future of the 800 people who currently work at the HC&S mill, then let’s have that debate.

They did not choose their work because it would harm others, and the environmental justice brought about by the elimination of cane burning should not trample them. But the days of clinging to a filthy harvesting practice that was imposed by outsiders and involves a food none of us need anyway must end. It’s gone on too long as it is.

SUBLIME NEW FISH STORY And now we transition from the needlessly vitriolic to the beautifully sublime.

According to a Sept. 28 press release I received from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), researchers exploring the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument–otherwise known as the Northwest Hawaiian Islands (NWHI)– made amazing discoveries following a 25-day expedition.

“Researchers documented numerous sightings and observations of fishes never before recorded in the NWHI,” stated the NOAA press release. “The exploration

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Overheard WOMAN: “Did you hear about the guy who bought Lanai?”

MAN: “So it’s now a private island?”

WOMAN: “Yes, he now owns it, so I guess it’s private. His name is Ellison. I don’t know anything about him.”

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of deep reefs by divers has increased the number of fishes known in the NWHI by about 25 percent.” Researchers also discovered an entirely new type of coral habitat, 200 feet beneath the ocean’s surface.

Randy Kosaki, NOAA’s chief scientist on the cruise, said in the news release that the trip “underscores the importance of these reefs and atolls as globally significant repositories of biodiversity.” What’s more, the findings will help researchers understand the growing acidification of the ocean, and how that might affect life on the rest of the planet.

Plus, we get to look at some really pretty fish. Sometimes, that’s what’s really important. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1616n1

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Two Maui health gurus will be teaching and coaching at a Hawaii Island retreat running Oct. 14-19. Jessica Quinn leads nutritional cleanses here on Maui and will be taking her popular Ayervedic expertise to the Kalani Oceanside Retreat. Yoga expert Rachel Gonzales of Body Alive Studio in Wailuku will take up the physical aspect of the retreat, leading daily meditation and yoga classes.

The retreat will have a focus on aligning the body and mind to the lunar cycle, while cleansing with superfoods.

“The idea of this method is to recognize that the lunar cycle has a direct effect on our bodies and minds and when we bring more awareness to this connection, we will feel more in tune with our natural surroundings therefore bringing more peace and ease to our body and mind,” says Quinn.

At the six-day retreat, participants will enjoy three daily alkaline and cleansing meals, juices and herbs. Quinn says that in Chinese medicine, each season correlates with the cleansing of a certain organ using appropriate foods, herbs and cooking methods–in this case, Fall matches up to the lungs.

Quinn says her regimen will cleanse and strengthen the lungs using proper nutrition and the breath in yoga. White and/or pungent food (garlic, onions, ginger) are good for the lungs, as are other superfoods like spiralina, chlorella, cacao, goji berries and coconut. The ingredients come from local farmers

markets and health food stores. For example, the “Wow Cacao Morning Smoothie” contains the following: tropical banana, blueberries, cacao nibs, fresh almond milk and cinnamon.

“The meals I’ll be preparing for the retreat are simple recipes that can be prepared and consumed on a day to day basis,” says Quinn. “The idea is to educate our retreat participants on proper nutrition in order for them to learn how to incorporate the meals into their daily lifestyle.”

One of the goals of the retreat is to use yoga and proper nutrition to restore the body’s pH balance.

Intentional breathing and most plantbased foods stimulate alkalinity.

Examples of alkaline foods include leafy greens, broccoli, herbs, colorful veggies, fruits and sea vegetables.

“By encouraging us to draw our awareness, yoga helps us to become more aware of all that is going on both in and outside our bodies,” says Megan Nolan, who teaches yoga at Body Alive. “By tuning into thought patterns that tend to repeat themselves in our heads, we can begin to observe our patterns or tendencies as (and, eventually, before) they start to happen.

When we become more attuned to ourselves, we naturally become more attuned to the world around us.”

Other benefits to yoga can include increased muscle tone, strength and flexibility, improved bodily awareness, enhanced circulation and blood flow, stimulation of immune and endocrine systems, boosts to self-esteem and selfknowledge and improved concentration and creativity. There will be morning and afternoon yoga sessions as well as sunrise

BIG HORTICULTURE, CHILI WINNERS AT MAUI FAIR The annual Maui Fair horticulture exhibit and competition offers the Maui community a great chance to see what busy farmers and gardeners around the island are growing. The growth of campus gardens at schools drew more than 1,000 entries from 10 different schools. Judging was done Thursday, Sept. 27.

In the Junior Division, Angelica Watanabe took Maui County Farm Bureau Best Junior Exhibit Trophy for her broccoli, as well as the Governor Neil Abercrombie Grand Champion Trophy.

Maui County Farm Bureau runner-up Champion was Tess Monden. In the

Master Gardeners of the College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources also presented the annual horticulture exhibit and competitions.

Sponsors included the Maui County Farm Bureau, Governor Abercrombie, Maui Mayor Arakawa, Monsanto and A&B Foundation, but wouldn’t have been possible without the dozens of volunteers who assisted at the event.

Another popular event presented by the Farm Bureau was the Annual Chili Cook-Off. There, Maui chefs battled the county’s firefighters for the honor and title of best chili on the island. There were four categories: Freestyle, Traditional (no beans or pasta), Wild Land (veggie) and People’s Choice. Judges were Chris Speere of the Maui Culinary Academy, Warren Watanabe of the Maui County Farm Bureau, Herman Andaya Jr. of the Office of Mayor Alan Arakawa, Carla Tracy of The Maui News and a representative from Governor Abercrombie’s office.

The competition was held Sunday at the Fair. The contestants cooked their chili on site and all proceeds went to the Shriners Hospital Burn Unit. Chefs Chris Schobel and Ryan Luckey of Hula Grill took first place with their Traditional Chili entry, which won 183 points. They

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Senior division, Jennifer Nguyen received the Monsanto Best Senior Exhibit with her squash and the Maui County Farm Bureau runner-up Champion Trophy. Tomas Watanabe received the Mayor Alan Arakawa Grand Champion Trophy.

The schools received a participation award from A&B Foundation for their entries. Haiku School won first place with 255 entries, Kula School was second with 50 and third place honors went to Iao School with 35 entries.

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graciously donated their $300 prize money to the Shriners Children’s Hospital Fund.

The Grand Wailea also won twice: Don Meriales took first in the Wild Land category with 187 points and Troy Sagaya, Jeff Ishii and Michael Young of Bistro Molokini won the Freestyle with 184 points. The Lahaina Watch Team won the Peoples’ Choice Award. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1616n2

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ROACH RESPONDERS At a conference in August, researchers from North Carolina State University demonstrated their latest technological advance in aiding â&#x20AC;&#x153;first respondersâ&#x20AC;? to peacetime and wartime disasters: cockroaches. Outfitting Madagascar hissing cockroaches with electronic backpacks that include antennas, batteries, cameras and microphones, the scientists hacked the bugsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; nervous systems to steer them remotely into the tiniest of openingsâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;a crucial step toward finding survivors of earthquakes or bomb damage in densely built-up and populated areas. One researcher told ABC News, â&#x20AC;&#x153;[S] omewhere in the middle [of tons of rubble] your kid is cryingâ&#x20AC;? and huge machines are â&#x20AC;&#x153;not very efficientâ&#x20AC;? at finding him.

CUE THE BLACK HELICOPTERS A website that tracks sometimes-obscure federal government purchases disclosed in August that the Social Security Administration had recently requested a price for 174,000 hollow-point bullets and that the National Weather Service had requested a price for 46,000 rounds of ammo for semi-automatic pistols. (The latter was subsequently corrected; it was actually the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administrationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fisheries Office that needed bullets.) Both agencies told reporters that they have armed officers investigating potential crimes.

COUNTER-TERRORIST/ ELEPHANT WEAPONS Thousands of farmers in the northeastern Indian state of Assam are growing the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hottest chili peppers and selling them to the army to make weapons, reported Londonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Guardian in a July dispatch. One expert said a â&#x20AC;&#x153;few dropsâ&#x20AC;? of â&#x20AC;&#x153;bhut jolokiaâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;could make you senseless.â&#x20AC;? Blasting a container of it into a terrorist hideout, he said, would â&#x20AC;&#x153;make them all drop their gunsâ&#x20AC;? after â&#x20AC;&#x153;just one breath.â&#x20AC;? (Bhut jolokia has also been used traditionally to repel elephant attacks.)

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WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A PROUD PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY

BY JEN RUSSO he term queer was once used as a very negative and offensive term to hurt or call-out someone who was not straight.

These days, people (especially youth) who identify themselves as queer seem to balance the entire LGBTQQIAUP (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Unsure and Pansexual) spectrum on their shoulders and have to stand up for themselves and their community. Not only to defend who they are and what they are proud of, but

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to change the old-fashioned perspective of what the word “queer” now represents.

LGBTQ pride encompasses so many different meanings and individuals. Here is a small sampling of the thinking from some of those individuals, which we’re running in honor of the upcoming Maui Pride Festival. One idea they all hold in common is the need to embrace who we are and be proud of those differences. When we celebrate our differences, we are celebrating ourselves.

For more information on Maui Pride, call 808-446-0549 or go online to mauipride.org/pride-schedule.

John Ealy Betty’s Beach Cafe owner I live part-time on Maui and part-time in San Diego. My family has lived on Maui part time for over 20 years. I own Betty’s Beach Cafe in Lahaina. We’ve been open for three and a half years and we have, since the start, promoted Betty’s as a gay-owned and gay-friendly establishment. It was a priority of mine from the get-go. We want Betty’s to be an open, friendly and fun environment for everybody.

Maui Pride means taking the time to sup-

port the visibility, the bravery, the empowerment, and the “pride” of the LGBTQ community on the islands. I have been attending pride parades all across the country since I was 21. I have brought most all of my family, and my straight friends to their first prides.

The stronger the support and the visibility of gay people and more importantly of the straight people who love and support us, the better our lives will be. In small towns and communities all over the country there will be a number of young, scared and insecure gay kids. We need to show support, bravery and pride for them

Julie Yoneyama (aka CoCo) Na Hoaloha Ekolu Director of Employee and Community Relations Maui Pride is a time where LGBTQ can acknowledge their individuality as a group—no judgment, fear, apprehension or explanations because everyone at these events are there for one reason—to celebrate! I have many LGBTQ friends! I am a queen without a country!

I am the Director of Employee and Community Relations at Na Hoaloha Ekolu, where we respect diversity in our employees, visitors and community and also MC at the Old Lahaina Luau. Because of my position, I have the opportunity to engage with existing as well as potential employees, community organizations, other Maui businesses and visitors from all over the world.

It’s unfortunate that our gay community is small, or rather, spread out. There are not many social events that can bring everyone together. Even the Priscilla Cruise is gone… Or am I just that out of touch?

So when an opportunity comes along like Maui Pride, we should promote and support it. After all, many LGBTQ have fought for years to be recognized.

Only an ignorant person would assume you have to be gay to be a part of the LGBTQ community. I have been to all-female parties where I was the only “straight” girl and wasn’t afraid of the stigma that came with attending. All my friends are LGBTQ-friendly or they are not considered my friends.

I am looking forward to Maui Pride. I will be seeing a lot of my friends who I haven’t seen in a long time! In fact, I’m going to call my “HUs” and arrange for a rendezvous at the Daytime Festival—see you there!

Bob Kincaid Maui Pride President Pride itself means to me something to be proud of. I think a lot of people assume that the reason the LGBTQ community has a parade or a “Pride” festival is to be different or to stand out. Some people could go as far as saying that we’re flaunting it to people who aren’t “gay.”

But really that’s not what it is at all. The LGBTQ community has been fighting for

equal rights for so long, and as a community we have come a long way. And to celebrate that we celebrate Pride as a way for us to say look at how far we have come, and let’s keep moving forward.

My husband Ben and I moved from Oregon in Oct of 2011 and when we got to Maui, we wanted to pick something to get involved in. We met another LGBTQ organization here called Both Sides Now (BSN). At the time we got here, BSN had been talking about canceling Pride as there were no real volunteers to take it over. And it was something they just supported, but wasn’t part of their main goals as an organization. So Ben and I talked and we were like, let’s find some more people and start a new organization, mostly modeled after PrideNW which is Portland, Oregon’s Pride organization. We met several other community members and started a board. The goal was to have monthly fundraising events that would help fund a Pride festival and to start a scholarship fund. With the amount of fundraising we did this year, we have enough to pay for the festival and award two scholarships in the amount of $1,250 each.

community. We love people who come to support the rights of LGBTQ individuals. We call them our allies, and whether they stand by us while we’re fighting for equal rights or just go out and have fun. Just being friends and supportive is what counts.

As for being “out,” there are a lot of people who aren’t ready to come out and then on the other side are a lot of people who are out. You have to be comfortable with who you are and realize that people are going to like/love you for who you are. And when you’re ready to come out, know that there is a community ready to support you.

Sylvia Burton Realtor Pride is a place and opportunity to connect with other gay people locally and have a sense of community and promote the gay community to visitors to make Maui another reason why gay visitors should come to our island.

I’m a Realtor/Broker in both Hawaii and California and have been for 18 years.

In Hawaii, I work with Coldwell Banker

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to understand they are not alone, and they have a support system in their community, whether they know it or not.

Bullying and teen suicide are the biggest issues facing our community today, in my opinion. Our youth do not have the safe haven of our home once they leave the schoolyard where they may be being bullied. With all the social media and technology, it can be a 24-hour attack. The Trevor Project is a 24-hour suicide hotline that I have been involved in for almost 12 years. This is an only lifeline for some young people in very small and ignorant states/towns.

Our straight alliances are some of the most important parts of pride parades, in my opinion. Not only for young gays to feel supported by others, but for other straight people to feel comfortable in showing support and becoming a part of the community.

This year in San Diego, all active military gays and lesbians were allowed to march in the parade in their full uniform. This was a first ever in any state. It was amazing.

Ben and Bob Kincaid

Maui is definitely is a lot smaller and spread out. Acceptance is something everyone craves.

In school we all wanted to be the most popular kid, in our jobs we want to be the best and in our families we all want to be accepted for who we are. Whether you’re born gay, straight, short, tall, etc., it’s acceptance. As a small community, what better way to come together and say “Hey” here we are, thanks for accepting us and keep standing with us.

I think the main thing that faces the LGBTQ community right now is full marriage equality. It certainly is the topic of all politics right now. One of my favorite things I heard was by the Governor of Washington, when she talked about why she wanted marriage equality. She said, while her church doesn’t agree with it, it’s not the government’s job to deny a marriage license to a consenting couple who wants to marry. The government’s job is to provide the marriage license. It’s up to the church if they want to marry that couple.

To be honest you don’t have to be gay to be part of the LGBTQ community. We want everyone to be part of it so we can all be a

Island Properties and in California I have my own brokerage. I have a partner of 15 years and a 21-year-old son who attends San Jose State University.

We generally have some commonality because we are LGBTQ and have the same issues with discrimination and lack of equal rights compared to the rest of the population.

Regardless of our differences in other areas, we are all discriminated against by the mere fact that we don’t have equal benefits and responsibilities as other tax paying citizens.

We are celebrating our existence and pride in who we are as a group. We’re no different than any other group that celebrates some other occasion.

I think Maui Pride is important so that everyone knows there is a gay community. Locals may not be aware that there is as large a community. Straights need to realize that we are everywhere and are just regular people that they interact with everyday and that we live normal lives, just like them. I think this is true for our tourist visitors as well so they

know they are welcome and that there is community here that welcomes them, and hopefully the entire island as well.

Tiare Sua (aka Tiare Larage) Maui Aids Foundation Counselor/HIV Tester/DJ We celebrate LGBTQ because of the stigma that has been around. And because if this world was to accept the LGBTQ community I believe that we wouldn’t be having a celebration of Pride but a celebration about life itself. But because a lot of discrimination and stigma towards our community we have every right to be proud of who we are.

I am a male-to-female transgender woman. I live my life as a woman 24/7. I currently work for the Maui AIDS Foundation as a counselor tester for HIV/Hep C. I stand as the president for Both Sides Now. I am also the only TG DJ on Maui. I am a resident DJ for Ambrosia Martini Lounge.

Pride is important to me, whether or not our community is big or small because I believe in education. People who don’t know about our lifestyles might not know that we are not a sin and are not that different from them. It’s the stigma that sooner or later will not exist. Hopefully! Also to let other LGBTQ people know that they are not alone. There are others like you.

Some of the issues here on Maui are not having a set venue for the LGBTQ to socialize in a clean and safe environment. We have been slightly lucky for other businesses to let us have a venue. Nothing as large as Hapa’s or Gian Dons. Those are two businesses that have closed down. One of the other issues is that we don’t have a PFlag (Parents of Gay and Lesbians) Maui for the LGBTQ youth for group sessions with the LGBTQ community to talk about stigma and acceptance. So there are quite a few issues here on Maui that people are trying their best to work on. But because lack of funding to organizations it kind of makes it harder.

Being part of the gay community does not mean that you are gay at all. It just means you are comfortable and very in tuned with yourself. It doesn’t mean that you are prone to dating someone of same sex. It just means that you accept people for who they are regardless of color, race, gender or sexual orientation.

Being out is a great thing because you don’t have to hide who you are as an individual or be uncomfortable in your skin.

Alex Grubb Insurance agent Maui Pride means coming together as a community to celebrate our similarities but also our differences. The LGBT community on Maui is very open and we have many straight allies who support us. Maui Pride provides opportunities for us to be in a safe place and be able to be authentic around others who accept each of us as we are.

I’m an insurance agent who works for my aunt, who owns a State Farm agency in Kihei. I also have a side business as a marketing distributor for Send Out Cards.

In my spare time, I enjoy seeing all the beautiful and exciting things Maui has to offer–hiking, the beach and our beautiful weather. I also enjoy photography and love capturing the beauty I see when I’m out running or hanging out with friends.

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I identify with pride as an organization and a concept that celebrates everyone, not just the LGBTQ community. Although many might say pride events are necessary until LGBTQ people have equal rights, I think it’s important to continue to celebrate our history, struggles and triumphs as a community. Plus, it’s just fun!

One of the main highlights of the festival this year is our focus on youth and familyfriendly activities. We are having an all ages ‘80s Kick-Off Party on Friday, Oct. 5 which is free to attend. We will also have Hawaiian cultural activities like lei-making at the daytime festival. Saturday night, Oct. 6, we will be having a Second Chance Prom, allowing LGBTQ youth to celebrate in a safe space.

They may not have been able to attend their own high school prom with the date of their choice and this gives them a chance to relive the magic of prom.

There are still many issues facing the LGBTQ community, despite some of the triumphs we have seen in the last few years.

Although civil unions are legal in Hawaii, they are still not recognized by a majority of states and same-sex marriage is still not legal at the federal level. Bullying is still a huge issue in schools, which was brought to light after several suicides within the last couple of years. Even changing the way people speak, such as not saying the phrase, “That’s so gay,” or calling someone a “fag” is a big hurdle that still needs to be overcome.

One of my favorite moments where I experienced gay pride was marching in the Phoenix Pride Parade with my fraternity in college. We drove up from Tucson to participate in the parade as well as the fes-

tival. It was cool to march together and be proud of who we are, along with feeling so supported by the rest of the community.

Danielle Marie Bergan Author I’m the T in LGBTQ: transgender. Maui Pride means being free to celebrate who you are no matter what. Similar to the title of my book, It’s Always Okay To Be Me. Pride is being a transgender woman who is proud to be finally of the same mind and body.

I have been in sales and marketing the last 10 years and currently am unemployed and promoting my new book. Ultimately I am looking for something that can utilize my writing and sales talents. In the next few months I will be interning with Women Helping Women, helping Stacey Moniz, with whatever she needs from me–HR help, fundraising, whatever. As for me, I am a sober, nicotine-free woman who is grateful every day for the life I have as Danielle. I believe I am a miracle and if I can help someone else become that miracle than my current life will be a success.

Why Celebrate Pride? Why not? The Irish have St. Patrick’s day, the Germans, Oktoberfest... and so on down the line. LGBTQ pride means to me being okay with who you are and not afraid to live your life as that person. I mean after all, even Republicans can have their own convention.

Sadly, for years our community has endured prejudice stemming mostly from ignorance on the part of the mainstream. Now after some 50 years of “moving on up,” the average John Q. Public knows several gay or transgender people and realizes we are just like they

are. All we want are the same things, love, acceptance and a chance at the American Dream.

For my community, transsexuals, probably affordable health care is the highest priority. I also believe suicide prevention, homelessness and help from alcoholism and substance abuse are extremely important. Our numbers of risk far exceed the national average in all categories.

Benjamin Kincaid Graphic designer I was born and raised in Utah (no, I’m not Mormon). Half of my family is Mormon while the other half are Catholic, which I was raised. I guess you can say that I was one of the few lucky gay persons who has an accepting family. But I think that it also comes from being close to everyone and loving one another. I’m sure some may not agree with the LGBTQ lifestyle because of their beliefs, but that doesn’t mean that either of us are bad people or that we can’t be a family.

I left Utah in 2001 where I moved to Oregon to go to school. During my 10 years there, I met my husband Bob Kincaid. After we got a domestic partnership in 2010, we took a trip to Maui for our honeymoon. While we were here, we fell in love with the friendliness of the people, the beauty of the island, and the culture and community. So we decided to move to Maui in 2011. My husband and I are both graphic designers and have backgrounds in printing. We both work for the hotel industry as office managers and assist guests with their printing and office needs.

Pride hits me on many levels. Growing up, I’ve had to struggle with pride coming

from a mixed family of half-Hispanic and half-Caucasian. I’ve witnessed how society is so giving to a majority race while the minority has to struggle more, work harder, and protect their loved ones. It’s even hard to be proud of who you are when most forms and paperwork ask for you to identify as one race and my options were “Hispanic” or “Caucasian (Non-Hispanic).”

Statistically speaking, over 10 percent of the population is LGBTQ. Even for a small community, LGBTQ persons still make up a small portion of that community. Small communities should recognize and celebrate LGBTQ pride because everyone should feel included and important. To make a community that truly works, you need all diversities to be part of the whole.

One of the largest hurdles is the LGBTQ lifestyle vs religion. In my opinion, no religion should teach to hate. Everyone is different and everyone has their own beliefs. I hear about this big fear that if gay marriage is legalized, the law would force religions to wed gay couples. People seem to forget that the United States cannot force religions to change their beliefs because they are protected by “freedom of religion” and “separation of church and state.” Because we have freedom of religion, you should allow your beliefs to guide your life, but not to change laws to take away the rights of people with different beliefs then you.

You think that just being gay and coming out is hard? Try being gay and coming out in Utah! It actually used to be a lot more difficult when I was in high school back at the end of the 1990s. Back then, Utah high schools didn’t have GSAs (Gay Straight Alliances). The

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There was such a big debate about it because the Salt Lake City Board of Education took away ALL non-curricular student clubs just to disband the GSA at East High. Students got so upset about this that they organized walkouts during school and marches to the state capital. I was proud to be who I was and part of the group standing up to discrimination. There was actually a documentary made about the whole event called Out of the Past. It’s a great movie. I recommend checking it out.

Penny Palmer Photographer I’m the area coordinator for Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep on Maui and I’m the secretary of the Maui Pride board. Maui Pride is being proud of who I am: a lesbian woman, wife, mother, daughter, sister, aunt and friend. It means being proud of who you are and celebrating it is a way to show the community that we are proud of who we are.

It’s a relatively small community here, which is even more reason to celebrate and let people know that we are here on the Island.

It brings our community together and lets us meet new people and develop new friendships. I feel it’s important to be involved in your community no matter what that community is. It is my hope that we can bring people from all walks of life together and become accepting of one another.

Yes, I am gay, out and proud. It just means that I acknowledge who I am and that I don’t try to hide who I am to anyone.

It’s not about a “moment;” it’s my life and I’m proud of it every day, all of the time!

Jeannie Childs Childs Travel owner I’m the new Vice President for Maui Pride. In addition, I own Childs Travel, a full service Travel Agency here on Maui that assists with all of your travel needs whether local or worldwide.

Maui Pride is a gathering of like-minded individuals that are coming together as one ohana, celebrating being who you are no matter what your sexual identity. While at the same time, we raise money for

post-secondary scholarships that go back into the Maui LGBTQ community. I am a straight ally who fully supports and advocates equal rights for everyone.

Pride is about being proud of yourself and who you are no matter what your background, ethnicity, gender, or in this case, sexual identity. We are all human and a community that should have equality for all!

I am a huge advocate of equality. Since I strongly believe in equality, I have made the decision to donate my time assisting students that are attending or would like to attend college and receive scholarship funding for their educational goals. I would like Pride to be celebrated multiple times per year–not just once a year–and I am on a mission to make that happen.

Being a part of the LGBTQ community absolutely does not mean you are gay. I’m heterosexual, but am in full support of the rights of LGBTQ individuals. I want people to understand that we can all love each other and unite no matter what our sexual orientation.

I was very proud when two of my dearest friends, Ben and Bob Kincaid, were joined together in a civil union in Oregon. But I believe I will be even more proud when I can see them married here on Maui.

Alma Tassi Bar owner/magazine editor When I think of pride, I imagine people standing strong in who they are, what they believe in and what they deserve. Celebrating pride is an opportunity to open minds, which is particularly important in a small community. I think in every community large and small, there’s always a struggle with being acknowledged, prejudice and ignorance.

The Gay Pride Parade in New York City was a very powerful experience, sometimes laughing out loud and other times crying.

Participants ran the gamut from those in glittery and outrageous costumes to just everyday people marching in support.

Michael McFall Publisher, LGBT Resource Guide We are based in Phoenix, Arizona where we publish a statewide LGBT Resource Guide. We currently produce a guide for Arizona, California, Hawaii, New Mexico

Jenna Yap Boss Lady Entertainment promoter/Veni Vidi Vici Boutique owner Maui pride means an opportunity for the gay community to come out and celebrate and share with the community that there is nothing different about being gay.

We were all created equal, and should all be treated equal regardless of your sexual choices. Every culture, age and walk of life has a holiday or type of celebration, so why not celebrate Maui pride?

I’m a mother and business owner. A lot of my friends and the people I surround myself with are a part of the gay community. I’ve thrown numerous drag shows, opening up the community to a taste of the gay culture.

The biggest issue I would say is discrimination. America has created this facade that man and man/woman and woman should not be together. Honestly, to each its own. You don’t want someone telling you what car to drive or what to eat for dinner. So why should society judge people on whom they love? Being gay is a way people express “freedom of speech,” which is what every American is entitled to. Maui Pride just opens those doors for the few days.

Susan Kinsman UH Maui College Campus Security Chief I’ve been in law enforcement or related occupations for the past 33 years.

I love Maui Pride. It’s important to me because I had to spend most of my adult life hiding who I am. Now that I’m out, it’s fun to just be who I am.

We have spent many years being suppressed. When I was a police officer, some of the other officers were so homophobic that it became an officer-safety issue.

It’s even more important now to own who we are, especially in a small community. People can identify with us if they realize who we are–their next door neighbor, their doctor, their teacher or even the Campus Security Chief at their local college.

We need to stand up for ourselves, because no one can do it for us. I used to live in Denver and went to the pride parade several times. Of course, this was still back in the 1980s, when it could be dangerous.

I haven’t been to a pride parade here yet, but this year that all changes.

One of the things I love most about my job is the ability to be inclusive, and it’s one of the things that I love about working at UHMC. The energy is very welcoming here and I feel very comfortable. People accept me as I am, and that makes me feel very proud. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1616L

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and Nevada. Our main purpose is to promote tourism to these states as well as show of LGBTQ friendly businesses. We are very proud to highlight Hawaii to the mainland of U.S. and Canada.

It’s very nice to see a small community come together to celebrate diversity, especially a place the world craves to visit at least once. Pride is to be able to be myself and kiss my partner without any worries of being judged. One reason I am proud of owning my own business is not to worry about being discriminated against but to also highlight LGBTQ-friendly businesses.

Equality for all is our biggest struggle.

In the past our community was silent but that has changed, especially with social media. We are more vocal than ever as we are tired of paying our bills, taxes, etc. but not treated equally. Basically we are tired of being second class citizens.

I’m totally out of the closet. One reason I started working in the gay media was so I could be open without the risk of being fired for being gay. Now I own a gay media company and am so proud of it.

We attend over 18 pride festivals in the mainland and Hawaiian Islands. And attend LGBTQ travel conferences that are international. I prefer the smaller community Pride Festivals because they are unique. There is no large parade or large parties but it’s a local celebration where you are family.

I am really looking forward to meeting all the local Maui people as well as the dinner buffet with luau. Especially looking forward to seeing all the friends we have created since starting the Pride Guide Hawaii. It is very nice to see a small community come together to celebrate diversity.

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HULA GRILL 2435 Ka'anapali Pkwy Lahaina, HI 96761 (808) 667-6636

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t’s hard to believe that Chef Ryan Luckey, who cranked out the amazing cuisine that helped put Pineapple Grill in Kapalua on the map, got his start in the restaurant business as a dishwasher.

We’ve followed his illustrious career from restaurants like Erik’s Seafood Grotto, Red Lobster and Kapalua Grill and Bar. Nobody has seen places come and go on the Westside like Chef Luckey. Now he’s set his sights in Ka'anapali, where he will soon start as Hula Grill’s Executive Sous Chef.

Chef Luckey is living proof of the ohana formed when you grow up, work and stay in a community. His philosophies and interest in seeing the island prosper are rooted in generations of his family. His commitment to expressing himself through the art form of food will benefit Ka'anapali– and Maui–for years to come.

We recently chatted with him about his move and, among other things, what makes him hungry...

MAUITIME: Tell us something that we may not already know about your work and being a chef.

RYAN LUCKEY: Well, for me being a chef is not about always about cooking what I may like, or think is cutting edge or cool, I always like to keep my customer in mind. I want my customer to enjoy what I am doing for them–that gives me the most satisfaction. If I can make someone happy by just cooking a well seasoned steak with mashed potatoes, or perfectly seared piece of Ahi with sticky rice and shoyu butter, then I’m a happy chef. I don’t concern myself with what the guy next door is doing.

Sometimes the whole cooking scene just gets too competitive and we lose sight of what is really important: consistent, balanced and seasoned food made with love. To quote a former chef of mine back in the late 1990s, “Does it need ego, or does it need salt and pepper?”

That’s my philosophy.

MT: How much formal culinary training have you had?

RL: I have really no formal training.

I spent the past 18 years learning from my peers and my chefs–always ready to absorb something from someone, and always having an open mind, and never taking myself too seriously.

MT: Did you always want to be a chef?

RL: Not until my first cook job. I had prior jobs as a dishwasher and a busboy in old school restaurants like Erik’s Seafood Grotto and Denny’s, but when I got my first two cooking jobs, The Red Lobster on Front Street which introduced me to “food service” and then my first job in a classic style kitchen, the Kapalua Grill & Bar, this really opened my eyes to the whole world of

to grow, and new ways to cultivate their product, making for an upward trend in the quality of product we are seeing in our Maui kitchens. I would almost insist on having at least one or two items from our islands in every dish I come up with.

MT: What has your experience taught you about cuisine on Maui?

RL: That it’s ever-changing. Our young minds are coming up the

cooking. This is all pre-Food Network, mind you, so it was a little more rugged in those days. But I felt this is something I could really get into, and I seemed to adapt to it well and quickly.

MT: How does your passion for using local ingredients influence your dishes?

RL: It’s the main focus in most of my dishes. We have great product, and I’ve seen it only get better in the past eight to 10 years. Farmers are finding new things

ranks like never before, hungry to learn and make their own mark in our local scene. I think our excellent culinary program at UH Maui College is a huge part in molding our young minds and making Maui a cutting edge culinary scene.

MT: What will you contribute to your new home at Hula Grill Ka’anapali?

RL: My passion for “doing the right thing.” Hopefully, I will share my leadership and teamwork skills and help

Bobby and Chris continue their fine work in making Hula not only a very busy and high quality restaurant, but one that will attract cooks from all over our state and country. And hopefully make some cool new dishes.

MT: Where does your commitment to sustainable local agriculture and Hawaiiraised produced livestock come from?

RL: My local roots here. My grandfather was the director of the Lahaina Restoration Foundation for 25 years, and really helped develop Front Street and Lahaina Town to what it is today–always keeping in mind the integrity and importance of the history of Lahaina and the culture it has sustained.

The fact that my uncle and father have been fishing these local waters since the early 1970s, and just being in the position with my work history to help make a difference, and support my local farmers and business families, is important to me.

MT: Where do you see Maui’s culinary industry in five years?

RL: Continuing to evolve. I think we can offer the same level of cuisine as Honolulu or even some smaller city markets like San Diego, Seattle and Portland. I hope that we don’t go into a competitive “snobbishness” that some areas have developed. I would like us to stay humble and stay true to the local flavors and roots we have here in the islands.

MT: Can Maui or Hawaii look forward to a future Ryan Luckey restaurant?

RL: Uhhh... anyone who has some extra capital and a dream: let’s talk story. It’s hard to do it on your own. It would have to be the right partners, the right situation and the right concept, but never say never.

MT: What are your top three must have ingredients?

RL: Salt, butter and cilantro.

MT: What can locals and tourist alike look forward to with your new collaboration at Hula Grill?

RL: I think we want to stay true to what Peter Merriman, Scott McGill, Chris Schobel and Bobby Masters have been doing here for years, and just bring a fresh set of eyes, and some new ideas to continue to evolve the cuisine here and bring it up one more notch, as it seems to always do.

MT: How did growing up on the Westside influence what you do?

RL: Having the home town pride is huge.

I’m proud to be a harbor rat, Front Street kid, and am always looking for a way I can give back to my community. Go Luna’s! ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1616d1

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FRIDAY, OCT. 5 I LOVE TH THE ‘80S DANCE PARTY – As an official party of Maui Pride weekend, i Sharkys invites you to a totally ‘80s dance party this Friday. DJ Ron will be mixing the best of ‘80s and House. Get groovy in your best leg warmers and festive Fo and drinks are available for purchase so be sure to energize yourwear. Food fo a night of fun! All ages. Free. 9pm-Midnight. Sharky’s (41 East self for Lip St., Kihei); 808-874-5115; sharkyshawaii.com.

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RUN FOR YOUR WIFE – Maui Onstage is now presenting Run for your Wife, directed by Dale Button at the Iao Theater. Known as one of London’s longest lasting play’s, this is sure to split a spleen. The story follows a cab driver’s desperate attempt to balance two lives with two different wives. Make it an evening out and opt for a dinner package at nearby restaurants. $17-$28. 7:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com.

FRIDAY, OCT. 5 WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Street party! “Wailuku, Wailuku Tonight” celebrates all things Wailuku during First Friday, Oct. 5. This time, Marty Dread will headline the Maui Thing stage from 8pm-9pm. The Beer and Wine Garden will be back and benefit Native Hawaiian healing and cultural practices. Be sure to catch London’s longest running comedy Run For Your Wife at 7:30pm at the Iao Theater (tickets $15-28). Also catch Victoria Holman and slack key music at the Wailuku Coffee Company at 4pm. If you want a peek at the happenings from the comfort of your own home, catch it live at wailukucam.com (courtesy of Kamaaina Loan Cash for Gold and the eBay store). 6pm-9pm. Wailuku Town. mauifridays.com.

MAUI PRIDE – Maui Pride 2012 comes to Maui the first weekend in October. So get ready for two days of celebrations. There’s a hike through the West Maui Mountains to explore old archaeological sites. Or you can enjoy the Maui Pride daytime festival filled with live music, the best of drag and different LGBT organization booths. Build your appetite for an evening of food and luau entertainment. Polish off your pride weekend with a concert headlined by The Deborah Vial Band and a “second chance” youth prom at the Maui Tropical Plantation. Open to all ages, each event is a blend of pride with a dash of Maui flavor. Want to celebrate in style?

Check out the Rainbow VIP package for extra sizzle. Fees and times vary according to each event so be sure to check out the schedule online at mauipride.org.

FRIDAY, OCT. 5 EDDIE PALMIERI AND THE BRIAN LYNCH JAZZ QUARTET – Get jazzed up for an evening of music by Grammy Award winners bandleader/pianist Eddie Palmieri and jazz trumpeter/composer Brian Lynch. With a career spanning more than 50 years in Latin and salsa Jazz, Palmieri entertains millions around the world.

Brian Lynch is a graduate of Jazz’s most distinguished academies–Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers as well as the Horace Silver Quintet. Lynch has made his own footprint with 19 CDs and a global fan base. The electric duo will also be featuring Dafnis Prieto and Boris Kozlov. $12, $25, $45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org.

HALEAKALA SERVICE TRIP – Get out for some fresh air by helping to keep Haleakala National Park clean. This Friday, join the Friends of Haleakala on a Service Trip into the park. A massive but dormant shield volcano, Haleakala is home to many native species.

FOH conducts several service trips that take volunteers on a backpack trip to a campsite for maintenance and restoration efforts. Volunteers participate in cabin maintenance, invasive species removal or planting native plants. Please refer to website to reserve a space and for more details. 808-876-1673; fhnp.org

SATURDAY, OCT. 6 MAUI MASTERS – The Lahaina Arts Association is presenting “Maui Masters,” a show displaying artwork by some founding members along with other well-known artists. George Allan, Randy Jay Braun and Jan Bushart are a few of the names participating this year. With a history spanning four decades, the LAA originally consisted of emerging and established artists from the local area. Today LAA’s membership goes beyond the island borders and includes talented individuals around the world. A generous portion of sales will be donated to the Lahaina Arts Association Art Outreach Program, which offers 10 weekly art classes at no cost to youth on Maui and Molokai. 6pm-8pm. The Gallery under the Banyan Tree (Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com.

DELHI 2 DUBLIN – Natives of Canada, Delhi 2 Dublin grace the MACC stage this Saturday, for a melting pot of dub, Reggae, electronica, Celtic and Bhangra beats. Reflective of their music, the group is made up of a diverse members often referred to as “the united nations of rock-n-roll.” Whether it’s the kilt-wearing Korean fiddle player or the two bouncing Bhangra percussionists, Delhi 2 Dublin’s distinct sound has gotten them a lot of buzz in Canada. Come see what the international phenomenon is all about. $25/advance, $35/show day.

7:30 pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC (1 Cameron Way); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org.

SATURDAY, OCT. 6 EIGHTH ANNUAL STEVE COONEY SURF CONTEST – Located on Maui’s North Shore, Ho‘okipa is renowned for its beautiful waves and strong winds. It’s great for board and windsurfers alike. This Saturday some of the island’s best surfers will take part in the eighth annual Cooney Surf Competition. An all-day surf competition that will include waves, music, prize giveaways and more, the event has nine divisions and is open to all ages.

Sponsored by Lau Lau Surfboards and H.G.A, the surf is bound to pound. $25 entry. 7am-5pm. Ho’okipa Beach Park (Hana Hwy, Paia); hanahwysurf.com/cooney.html.

MALAMA HONOKOWAI – In another act of restoration, Pacific Whale Foundation is partnering with Malama Honokawai this Saturday for a Community Work Day. Volunteers will be given access to a part of Honokawai usually prohibited to the public, and will take part in the removal of invasive weed plants threatening native vegetation.

Volunteers are encouraged to bring water, snacks, lunch, sunscreen/ bug repellent, wear closed toe shoes, pants and a T-shirt. Be sure to call at least 24 hours in advance to reserve a spot. 9am-3:30pm.

North Sugar Cane Train Station (Pu’ukoli Rd, Kaanapali); 808-249-8811; volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, OCT. 7 KOALOHA ‘UKULELE STORY – The MACC will present KoAloha ‘Ukulele Story this Sunday. The documentary chronicles the life of Alvin Okami, an inventor from the entertainment industry, and takes a look at the creation of the KoAloha ‘Ukulele Company. Winner of the Golden Kahuna Award at the 2009 Honolulu International Film Festival, the film shows us a great local success story. After the screening there will be an in-depth look at the film with a Q&A session with the director.

5pm. $10. McCoy Studio Theatre, MACC. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org.

OUTDOOR MOVIE NIGHT – Gather the family or a friend for a movie under the stars at the Hope Chapel in Kihei. The featured film is the Pixar classic Monster’s Inc. Come relax in a family-friendly environment and take in a great movie. Face painting, giveaways and a balloon artist are a few things kids can look forward to. There will also be affordable dinner options. Guests are encouraged to bring blankets and low laying beach chairs. Free. 5:30pm-8pm. Hope Chapel Maui (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei); 879-3853 ext.

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TUESDAY, OCT. 9 FREE OCEAN AWARENESS TRAINING – Join Ocean Aware Hawaii for a six-class series about Hawaii’s unique marine environment starting Saturday. Open to commercial marine tour operators and the general public, the goal of the courses is to educate the community on how to educate visitors and protect Hawaii’s marine life. Free. 6pm-8pm.

Tuesdays & Thursdays, Oct 9, 11, 16, 18, 23 and 25. Location: Tues.

Oct 9, Thurs. Oct 11, Tues. Oct 16: Na ‘Aikane O Maui Cultural Center (562A Front St., Lahaina). Thurs. Oct 18, Tues. 23, Thurs. Oct 25: Whalers Village Museum (2345 Kaanapali Pkwy.) 1-888-55-WHALE ext. 258. oceanawarehawaii.org.

VIRGIN KITE JAM – Due to the successes of the first two Kite Jam’s held in the British Virgin Islands, the third annual Kite Jam is slated for a new venue: Maui. The Grand Wailea is working together with the event organizers as this year’s accommodation partner. Kiters from all over the world are expected to come to Maui for the event, as well as many people who are part of the kiting scene here on the island. The event is for kite surfers of any level. Grand Wailea Hotel (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); mauikitejam.com - Oliver de Silva (@odesilva)

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Dog Show Tim Burton returns to form with macabre, hilarious Frankenweenie

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Frankenweenie ★★★★★ Rated PG / 87 Min.

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efore he became an enormously successful filmmaker, Tim Burton was once a struggling artist. In the 1980s, he was employed by the Disney animation department, where he worked on films like The Fox and the Hound and The Black Cauldron. He also made his first masterpiece, a 30-minute black and white homage to horror films called Frankenweenie, about a young boy named Victor Frankenstein (played by Barret Oliver of The Never Ending Story) whose dog Sparky is hit by a car then brought back to life through electricity.

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The Disney company decided that the film’s macabre sense of humor, which merited a PG rating, was out of sync with their family-friendly output and shelved the film indefinitely. Burton famously left the studio and went on to make Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Beetlejuice and Batman. The studio eventually gave his short film a belated release.

The greatest irony is that now the Mouse House is distributing Burton’s feature-length, stop-motion animation remake of Frankenweenie. After years of ambitious but disappointing films, like this summer’s disastrous Dark Shadows, Burton’s new film is a heartfelt, beautiful and hilarious return to form.

The story mostly remains the same, as Frankenstein brings Sparky back to life and tries to keep it a secret from his family and classmates. Whereas the original film kept things tight and focused, the remake adds a cluster of new characters; some of them get intriguing introductions but have little follow through, but one of them is an absolute riot.

“Weird Girl,” as she’s identified in the credits, has amusingly huge and creepy eyes, with a cat that matches her strangeness and

she gets huge laughs every time she’s the center of the film.

Deeply touching and The big climax is more chaotic than consistently funny necessary, since this is really about a boy Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scisand his dog, but the mix of demented imagisorhands and even Batman. His previous nation and dark laughs are in flush supply. films have been either underwhelming The voice cast does fine work, as Martin remakes or too in love with Gothic imagShort and Catherine O’Hara take on multiery in favor of a worthy story. Here, Burton ple roles and the animation is crisp, playful is in his element, marrying a unique twist (sometimes portraying puppets manipuon Mary Shelly’s timeless horror tale with lating puppets) and vivid. The black and dazzling animation and a heartfelt reflecwhite filming is a daring and perfect touch tion on the pains of childhood. which evokes the feel of old monster movSome have said his films are “style ies. Even those put off by black and white over substance” but here, as in his best won’t find it distracting and the same goes films, the style is the substance. Burfor the well-utilized 3D. ton’s past films seem too in love with Best of all, Burton is having fun utilizing themselves but this one is in love with imagery and themes from past works but the movies and will remind his detrache’s got a story that is deeply touching and tors why he’s one of our most exciting consistently funny. A running gag involvand creative film artists. ■ ing a neighbor’s dog in love with Sparky provides some wonderful moments and To share or save this article, type: longtime fans of Burton will recognize mt.hy.pr/1616f nods to his Family Dog, Ed Wood, The

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WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue)

End of Watch-R-THU (3:45), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 3:50), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 3:50, 7:00, 9:30. MON (1:30, 3:50), 7:00, 9:30. TUEWED (3:50), 7:00, 9:30.

Hotel Transylvania-PG-THU (3:30), 6:45, 9:15.

FRI (1:30, 3:35), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:30), 3:35, 6:45, 9;15. MON (1:30, 3:35), 6:45, 9:15. TUEWED (3:35), 6:45, 9;15.

Looper-R-THU (4:15), 7:05, 9:45. FRI (1:15, 4:00), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 6:50, 9:30. MON (1:15, 4:00), 6:50, 9:30. TUE-WED (4:00), 6:50, 9:30.

Won’t Back Down-PG-THU (4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

FRI (1:15, 3:45), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. MON (1:15, 3:45), 6:30, 9:15. TUEWED (3:45), 6:30, 9:15.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Frankenweenie-PG-FRI-SUN 11:15, 1:30, 3:25, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. MON 11:15, 1:30, 3:25, 5:30, 7:30, 9:20. TUE-WED 1:30, 3:25, 5:30, 7:30.

Intouchables-R-THU 11:10, 1:40, 4:20, 7:15, 10:00.

Looper-R-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:50. FRISUN 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:50. MON 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:35. TUE-WED 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30.

Taken 2-PG13-FRI-MON 11:05, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:05. TUE-WED 1:20, 3:40, 5:50, 8:15.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-THU 11:20, 1:50, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. FRI-MON 4:30, 7:15, 9:45.

TUE-WED 6:30, 8:50.

Won’t Back Down-PG-THU 11:00, 1:45, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10. FRI-MON 11:00, 1:45. TUE-WED 1:15, 3:50.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Arbitrage-R-THU 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:10, 9:45.

FRI-SUN 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:10, 9:45. MON-WED 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:10.

Butter-R-FRI-SUN 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35. MON-WED 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25.

Hotel Transylvania-PG-THU 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35. FRI-SUN 10:55, 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35, 9:45.

MON-WED 10:55, 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35.

Hotel Transylvania 3D-PG-THU 10:55, 9:45.

Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-THU 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00. FRI-WED 12:00, 2:20, 4:40.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. FRI-SUN 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:40. MON-WED 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:05.

The Master-R-THU 10:45, 1:40, 4:35, 7:30, 10:20. FRI-SUN 10:45, 1:40, 4:35, 7:30, 10:20.

MON-WED 10:45, 1:40, 4:35, 7:30.

The Words-PG13-THU 9:15.

Total Recall-PG13-THU 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. FRI-SUN 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED 7:00.

NEW THIS WEEK BUTTER - R - Comedy - Jennifer Garner

stars in this humorous story of an adopted girl in Iowa who proves gifted at the art of butter carving. 91 min.

FRANKENWEENIE - PG - Comedy/Ani-

mation - Tim Burton directs this imaginative cartoon about a scientist who brings his dead dog back to life. See this week’s film critique. 87 min.

PITCH PERFECT - PG13 - Music/Comedy Beca joins her college’s all-girl singing group and then funny stuff happens, I guess. 112 min.

TAKEN 2 - PG13 - Action/Crime - Last

time ex-CIA guy Mills (Liam Neeson) killed his daughter’s kidnapper. Now the kidnapper’s father has kidnapped Mills and his wife. Sigh. 91 min.

NOW PLAYING ARBITRAGE - R - Drama - Richard Gere stars as a hedge fund manager who messes up and then needs to ask someone for help. 100 min.

THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/

Adventure - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlum’s spy novel,

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Dredd-R-THU (2:45).

Dredd 3D-R-THU (5:00), 7:25, 9:50.

End of Watch-R-THU (2:20, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. FRI (11:45, 2:25, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-MON (11:45, 2:25), 4:55, 7:30, 10:00. TUE-WED (2:25, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00.

Finding Nemo 3D-G-THU (1:35, 4:05), 6:45.

FRI (1:40, 4:05). SAT-MON (1:40), 4:05. TUEWED (1:40, 4:05).

Frankenweenie-PG-FRI (11:40, 1:45, 4:00), 6:15, 8:30. SAT-MON (11:40, 1:45), 4:00, 6:15, 8:30. TUE-WED (1:45, 4:00), 6:15, 8:30.

Frankenweenie 3D-PG-FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:25), 6:45, 9:00. SAT-MON (12:00, 2:15), 4:25, 6:45, 9:00. TUE-WED (2:15, 4:25), 6:45, 9:00.

House At The End Of The Street-PG13-THU (2:10, 4:40), 7:05, 9:25. FRI (11:50, 2:10, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25. SAT-MON (11:50, 2:10), 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. TUE-WED (2:10, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25.

Lawless-G-THU (2:15), 7:10.

Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min.

END OF WATCH - R - Drama - Pieced to-

gether with “found footage,” this movie tells the story of two good LA cops who happen upon a heinous crime. 109 min.

FINDING NEMO 3D - G - Animation When a little clown fish named Nemo is captured, his dad Marlin (Albert Brooks) and Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) go looking for him. 100 min.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA - PG - Anima-

tion - Dracula is now operating a resort for monsters, but then some meddling boy shows up and falls for his daughter.

Typical. 91 min.

HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET

- PG13 - Horror - A mom and daughter move next door to some kid whose sister murdered her parents. Hilarity ensues. 101 min.

LOOPER - R - Sci-Fi/Thriller - Joseph

Gordon-Levitt plays a mob enforcer who uses a time-machine, but then one day his bosses want him to erase his future self in the past, or his past self in the future. Wait, that won’t work. Anyway, you get the idea. 118 min.

THE MASTER - R - Drama - Paul Thomas Anderson wrote and directed this tale of an un-

Looper-R-THU (1:30, 3:30, 4:15), 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:45. FRI (12:45, 1:35, 3:30, 4:15), 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:40. SAT-MON (12:45, 1:35), 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:40. TUE-WED (1:35, 3:30, 4:15), 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:40.

Paranorman-PG13-THU (4:10).

Paranorman 3D-PG-THU (1:55), 6:35, 8:45.

Pitch Perfect-PG13-FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55. SAT-MON (11:35, 2:05), 4:40, 7:15, 9:55.

TUE-WED (2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-THU (1:45).

Resident Evil 5: Retribution 3D-R-THU (4:20), 6:40, 9:05. FRI 6:40, 9:05. SAT-MON 6:40, 9:05.

TUE-WED 6:40, 9:05.

Taken 2-PG13-FRI (11:55, 12:25, 2:20, 2:45, 4:35, 5:05), 6:55, 7:25, 9:20, 9:45. SAT-MON(11:55, 12:25, 2:20, 2:45), 4:35, 5:05, 6:55, 7:25, 9:20, 9:45. TUEWED (2:20, 2:45, 4:35, 5:05), 6:55, 7:25, 9:20, 9:45.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 6:50, 9:10. FRI (1:30, 3:55). SAT-MON (1:30), 3:55. TUE-WED (1:30, 3:55).

The Possession-PG13-THU (4:50), 9:40.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-THU (2:00, 4:35), 7:15, 9:20, 9:55. FRI (11:30, 2:00, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50. SAT-MON (11:30, 2:00), 4:30, 7:10, 9:50. TUE-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50.

Won’t Back Down-PG-THU (3:15), 6:15, 9:00. FRI 6:20, 8:55. SAT-MON 6:20, 8:55. TUE-WED 6:20, 8:55.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Dredd-R-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:30.

Frankenweenie-PG-FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

House At The End Of The Street-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

Taken 2-PG13-FRI (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SATSUN (2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-THU (1:45, 4:20), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:45, 4:20), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:20, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:45, 4:20), 7:00, 9:30.

Taken 2 opens this week

settled naval veteran who meets the charismatic leader of The Cause, which bears remarkable resemblance to Scientology. 137 min.

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN - PG Comedy/Drama - A childless couple dreams of having a baby, and then one day lightning strikes their backyard and out pops a kid with tree branches growing out of his legs.

Odd is right. 125 min.

RESIDENT EVIL 5: RETRIBUTION - R - Action/

Horror - Alice (Milla Jovovich) is still fighting zombies and evil corporations. 95 min.

STEP UP: REVOLUTION - PG13 - Dra-

ma - Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emily’s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min TOTAL RECALL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi -

This remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger flick, which was based on a Philip K. Dick story, concerns one Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), who tries to take a mental vacation, only to wake up and find everything he knows about himself may have been a lie. 118 min.

TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE - PG13 Drama - Clint Eastwood plays an ailing baseball scout who takes his daughter (and perhaps a dining room set) on a final

recruiting outing. 111 min.

WON’T BACK DOWN - PG - Drama/Fantasy - Two mothers (Viola Davis, Maggie Gyllenhaal) take on education bureaucrats while attempting to fix a broken inner city school. Something tells me this picture makes Looper look believable. 121 min.

LAST CHANCE DREDD - R - Action/Sci-Fi - In this new

take on the old Sly Stallone yawner, Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) dispenses brutal justice in a brutal future ruled by endless sequels and remakes. 95 min.

LAWLESS - R - Crime/Drama - Depression-

era bootleggers are threatened by a crooked Virginia sheriff. Tom Hardy stars, with a screenplay by Nick Cave. 115 min.

PARANORMAN - PG - Animation/Comedy - Some kid who can talk to the dead goes up against some scary folks to save his town from a curse. 93 min.

THE POSSESSION - PG 13 - Horror -

Some girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, only to find that it contains a seriously malevolent spirit. 92 min.

THE WORDS - PG 13 - Drama - A successful

writer pays a tough price for plagiarism. 96 min.

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Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808874-3779; powerupcomedy.com

EDDIE PALMIERI AND THE BRIAN LYNCH QUARTET - Fri, Oct 5. See picks on p. 17 for info. $12, $25, $45. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org

MAUI PRIDE DAYTIME FESTIVAL - Sat, Oct 6. See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 10:30am4pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; mauipride.org

SUPPER CLUB WITH PAULA FUGA, MIKE LOVE AND SAM ITES - Sat, Oct 13. A 4-course dinner and show. $30 show, $60 dinner & show.

6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

GLAMITY’S ELEKTROFEST - Fri, Oct 5. A party celebrating electro house music, beer and drags, with performances by Xiu Xiu La Rage, LuLu Shannens, Moana, Tiare LaRage, Glitz LaRage, Raena Montgomery and Kaylee Montgomery. $15 cover. 9:30pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; facebook.com/glamity.maui PINKTOBER ALL STAR JAM - Sat, Oct 6. An all-ages event for the Pacific Cancer Foundation’s 4th annual “Paddle for Life” voyage to Lana’i and Hard Rock’s annual Pinktober. R.E. Metoyer’s Blues Rock & Soul Revue and local artists TBA will be rockin’ for a cause and all donations directly benefit the PCF. No Cover. 11am-3pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-7400; hardrock.com DELHI 2 DUBLIN - Sat, Oct 6. See picks on p. 17 for info. $25/advance, $35/show day. 7:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH LEDWARD KAAPANA - Wed, Oct 10. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Ledward Kaapana, slack key guitar grand master. Cohosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

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FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - “WAILUKU, WAILUKU - TONIGHT!” - See picks on p. 17 for info.

Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets); facebook.com/wailukufirstfriday EXHALE! - This monthly event features music

by DJ Mikaya, $10 community yoga with Bridget (4:30-5:30pm), art by J. Lafferty, $25 Finger Friday tattoo special (10am-7pm, must book ahead), interactive art, fashion by Manaka Organic Clothing and healthy treats. Free. 6-9pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga. com; keepbreathing@bodyaliveyoga.com FIRST FRIDAY AT VINEYARD FOOD CO. Fri, Oct 5. An evening filled with delicious food and live entertainment by Brett Moore and Ian Yannell. It’s family style seating and you can BYOB (beer and wine only). Menu includes a pupu, salad, main course, dessert & your choice of beverage. See facebook event for menu. Reservations encouraged. 4-course dinner: $20 per person. Keiki under 8: $8. 5:30pm Vineyard Food Co., (1951 East Vineyard St.); 808-2433663; facebook.com/chefgiles; chef@maui.net

MAUI PRIDE 80’S KICKOFF DANCE PARTY AND OUTALOHA MAGAZINE LAUNCH PARTY - Fri, Oct 5. See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 9pm R.S. Sharky’s Family Restaurant, (41 E. Lipoa St., Suite 15, Kihei); 808-874-5115; mauipride.org MAUI CULTURE TOUR MOUNTAIN HIKE Sat, Oct 6. See picks on p. 17 for info. $11.

8:30-10:30am Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670

BUFFET DINNER & PRIVATE LUAU PERFORMANCE - Sat, Oct 6. See picks on p.

17 for info. $68. 4:30-6:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; mauipride.org THE DEBORAH VIAL BAND CONCERT & AFTER CONCERT DANCE - Sat, Oct 6. See picks on p. 17 for info. $15.75. 7-10:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; mauipride.org “SECOND CHANCE” YOUTH PROM - Sat, Oct 6. See picks on p. 17 for info. Open to youth 15 to 20 years old, gay or straight. Must purchase tickets to attend the prom. $2. 7-10:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; mauipride.org

STAGE DOUBT: A PARABLE - Thu, Oct 4 through Sun, Oct 14. Set in a Bronx Catholic school in the 1960s, Doubt tells a story of an old-school nun who is determined to destroy a popular priest. Directed by Kristi Scott and produced by Jonathan Lehman. Mature Audience. Thu-Sat at 7:30pm and Sun at 3pm. $20 (Kamaaina Nights: Oct. 4 and Oct. 11, $15). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - Fri, Oct 5 through Sun, Oct 14. See picks on p. 17 for info. Fri and Sat: 7:30pm and Sun: 3pm. $15-28. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; mauionstage.com

FOODIE PASSPORT WINE DINNER SERIES: ITALY - Fri, Oct 5. Indulge in the food and wine of Italy at this monthly dinner series that features a 3-course dinner with wine pairings. Obtain your passport that will be stamped at each event and when completed receive a complimentary chef’s dinner for 4. $50 per person. Tax & gratuity not included. Reservation required. 5-9pm 100Wines, (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181 BRIGIT & BERNARD’S OKTOBERFEST - Every Fri & Sat for the month of October. Maui’s 15th annual event includes an all-you-can-eat buffet featuring Bavarian style dishes along with a wide selection of Oktoberfest beer. Entertainment includes the oompah band Dorfmisikanten, and a costume contest with great prizes. $38 buffet. 6-10pm Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000; mauihawaii.org/restaurants/brigit-bernards

TICKETS ON SALE HAOCHEN ZHANG, PIANO - Fri, Oct 12. A performance by award-winning pianist, Haochen Zhang. $12, $30, $40. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org DOC TITANIUM HOUSE OF HORRORS COMEDY SHOW - Fri, Oct 12. A Halloween themed show hosted by Jose Solorzano and will feature “The Doc”, Sunny Dennis, Chino LaForge and comedy newcomer Becky Doughty. $7 online, $10 at the door, $5 (1/2 price) if you come in Halloween costume. 10pm Stella

MAUI ‘UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun, Oct 14. An afternoon of island music with musicians celebrating Hawaii’s beloved instrument. Free admission; save the date. 1-6pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PINEAPPLE GRILL’S 1ST ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST CELEBRATION - Sun, Oct 14.

Celebrate Oktoberfest with an all-you-can-eat German inspired buffet that includes a sausage station, accompanied with condiments and an array of side dishes. Maui Brewing Company will feature their speciality Oktoberfest beer, Hana Hou Helles Bock. $25 per person (beer and other beverages not included); reservations required. 3pm Pineapple Grill, (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; pineapplekapalua.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC NINTH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Wed, Oct 17. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series with a Ninth Anniversary Celebration featuring Richard Hoopii, Kevin Brown, Derick Sebastian and Wainani Kealoha. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz and Sterling Seaton. $37.9978.35. Doors at 6:45pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH MARTIN PAHINUI - Thu, Oct 18. $25/standard, $45/VIP with talk-story session at 6:30 pm. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 8082427469; mauiarts.org SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Oct 19. A 4-course dinner and show. $30 show, $60 dinner & show. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com A TASTE OF ASIAN BLEND - Sat, Oct 20. A food and music gala benefiting Hospice Maui and the Baldwin High School Foundation. $75 per person. 5-10pm Maui Tropical Plantation Showroom, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808244-5555; mauitropicalplantation.com SUPPER CLUB WITH JOHN CRUZ - Sat, Oct 20. A 4-course dinner and show. $30 show, $60 dinner & show. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com VIVA LAS VEGAS CASINO NIGHT FUNDRAISER - Sat, Oct 20. The year’s annual fundraising benefit held by the Cameron Center features live music, dinner, dancing and Las Vegas style fun with legal gaming tables that include black jack, roulette, craps, Texas hold ‘em, Let It Ride, Bingo and silent and live auctions. To obtain tickets, call or e-mail. $125 per person, a table of 12 is $1,500. 6pm King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-2445546; candy@jwcameroncenter.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, OCT 4 ART SHOW: JANET SHANER, OIL PAINTER An opportunity to the meet the artist in residence and observe her work which “captures color and light.” 1-5pm Maui Hands, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka’anapali); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS MONTH CANDLELIGHT VIGIL - SOUTH MAUI - Join the South Maui community in remembering lives lost to domestic violence and in support of those who are survivors. All are welcome. Candles provided. Free. 6:30pm St. Theresa Church, (25 W. Lipoa St., Kula); 808-385-1221; saint-theresa.com

FRIDAY, OCT 5 OPENING RECEPTION OF “INFINITE BLUE” EXHIBITION - An art making challenge where artists around the community were invited to “creatively interpret blue.” Here’s a chance to check out their work. Free. 5-7pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-6560; huinoeau.com TRUNK SHOW WITH JEWELRY DESIGNER TIFFANY CHOU - Meet Hawaii native jewelry designer Tiffany Chou, see her latest designs from her newest 2013 collection, as well as take advantage of her discounted 2012 items. Free.

6-9pm The Bikini Market, (1819 S. Kihei Rd.) SERVICE TRIP TO HALEAKALA CRATER See pics on p. 17 for info. Call for reservations.

Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala National Park, Kula); 808-876-1673; fhnp.org AMERICAN CRAFT WEEK - In celebration of American Craft Week, Binky’s is hosting an artist and crafter who will be demonstrating their art form. They also have handmade in Hawaii pieces by artists for sale and on display in their gallery.

Free. 10am-5pm Binky’s Art, (3600 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-276-7474; americancraftweek.com; binkyshawaii@gmail.com ART SHOW: THE WATERCOLOR PAINTINGS OF AMANDA SCOTT - Meet up and coming artist Amanda Scott and view her collection of small works which include paintings that “celebrate and explore man and womankind.” Free. 12-4pm Maui Hands, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com ART SHOW: WATERCOLOR ARTIST, WILLOW NORRIS - Meet the artist and view a selection of her original watercolors and limited edition giclees. Free. 4-7pm Maui Hands, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

Pride After Party w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - Jack’d Up w/ DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

Snow White Syndrome Acoustic Classic Guitar 8-10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Wolf (all sets 7pm; no cover)

Sucka-Free Saturday w/ DJ Blast,10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Upcountry Sunday Acoustic Style w/ Randall Rospond and Guests, 2pm; $7

TUE - $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm

Wavetrain 9pm; $5

Eden Club feat. Marasco & Sal, 10pm; $10

Colleen Lloy & The Kihei Cowboys, 9pm; $5

Live Band Open Mic Night 7-10pm; no cover

TUE - Eric Dotterer & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:3010pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Innavision 10pm; $10 cover

Annie & the Orfinz 8pm; no cover

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Danyel Alana & Uncle Don 6-9pm; no cover

Jordan T. 6-9pm; no cover

Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; no cover

Avi Ronen & Indio 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Sebrina Barron & Elaine Ryan / TUES Junior / WED - Gene Argel & Shiro Mori (all sets 6pm; no cover)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Rootz N Creation 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm (no cover)

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

Pinktober All-Star Jam 11am-3pm; no cover

HAWAIIAN HISTORY EVENING - A presentation by Travis Turqueza and Steven Koa Kakaio entitled “A Cultural Comparison of Early Hawai’i and Contemporary Misconceptions.” This event also includes live music by Kahala Mossman and light refreshments. An admission donation of $10 per person is requested. 5-7pm Story of Hawaii Museum, (Maalaea Shops near the Maui Ocean Center); storyofhawaiimuseum.com

SATURDAY, OCT 6 WIKI WIKI 5K & 10K - This 2nd annual event welcomes all runners, joggers, and walkers. Race day registration starts at 6:30am, and the race begins at 7:30am. The race will start and end at The Vitamin Shoppe at Lahaina Gateway Center.

Entry fee includes a T-shirt, awards, refreshments, goodie bag, and entry into the drawing for door prizes. For more info, call or e-mail. Pre-register online: $25-30 or day of race registration for $35.

The Vitamin Shoppe, (305 Keawe St., Suite 501, Lahiana); 808-870-2190; flpregister.com/24; wikiwiki5kand10k@hotmail.com 8TH ANNUAL COONEY SURF CONTEST See picks on p. 17 for info. $25 entry includes lunch and t-shirt. 7am-5pm Ho’okipa Beach Park, (Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-264-3112 GARAGE SALE - The Hawaii National Marine Sanctuary Foundation and the sanctuary volunteers are hosting a garage sale that benefits their Maui programs. 7am-1pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818 MALAMA HONOKOWAI - See picks on p. 17 for info. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu’ukoli Rd., Kaanapali); 808-249-8811; volunteersonvacation.org STOP GMO EVENT - A panel discussion on eating non-GMO (genetically modified organisms) and the importance of labeling presented by Seeds of Truth & Down to Earth.

Free. 5-7pm The Maui Waena Intermediate School, (795 Onehee Ave., Kahului); 808675-2300; downtoearth.org / facebook.com/ downtoearthhi / @downtoearthfood

MON - Amy’s Party Mix / TUES - Live Music WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm)

MAUI MASTERS - See picks on p. 17 for info. 6pm-8pm The Gallery under the Banyan Tree, (Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com

SUNDAY, OCT 7 HERITAGE FILM FESTIVAL: KOALOHA ‘UKULELE STORY - See picks on p. 17 for info. $10. 3pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org OUTDOOR MOVIE NIGHT - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 5:30-8pm Hope Chapel, (300 E. Welakahao St., Kihei); 808-8793853 ext. 25; hopechapelmaui.com; debbie@ hopechapelmaui.com CHRISTINE BENJAMIN ART OPENING - Don’t miss this special art opening with California artist Christine Benjamin, an artist who loves all things Tiki and Hawaiian style. Her exhibit “Creatures of the Lost Island” features paintings and art dolls inspired by skeletons, Tikis, aliens, robots, monsters, cool and funky people and animals. Musical entertainment by Kanoa. 8pm South Shore Tiki Lounge, (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com

MONDAY, OCT 8 SONIC EXPANSION - A yoga and sound healing event with Vinyasa Flow yoga by Rachel G., live music from The Human Experience, Guided Sound Meditation by David Block and Ayurvedic treats and tea to ambient dance beats. Call for pre-registration. Space is limited for yoga class. $20 with yoga ($5 after 7:30pm). 6pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com

TUESDAY, OCT 9 OCEAN AWARENESS TRAINING CLASS SERIES: HAWAIIAN CULTURAL PERSPECTIVES - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free; register online or call. 6-8pm Na ‘Aikane O Maui Cultural Center, (562A Front St., Lahaina); 888-559-4253 ext. 258; oceanawarehawaii.org

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

WED - Live music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Live Music 9-11pm

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Danyel Alana & Don Lopez, 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool

Free Karaoke

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

MON - Open Mic Night, 7pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

The Whiskey Pimps 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

All Access DJs Big Mike & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Joe Benedett w/ Guitarist Steve Grimes 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Private Party

MON - Joel Katz, 7-9pm; no cover TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

VIRGIN KITE JAM - Today and tomorrow. See picks on p. 17 for info. Non-kiters are welcome to join at a discounted rate. The Kitejammer package: $695 per person. The Full Monty (includes 4-night stay at Hotel Wailea): $995, based on double occupancy, plus resort fees and taxes. Single supplement $350. Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St.); virginkitejam.com

WEDNESDAY, OCT 10 OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wednesday meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - A weekly art & entertainment series featuring a performance in the lower courtyard by Lanakila & Co., art gallery receptions, artist appearances and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free.

6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext.

2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ShopsAtWailea

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Wolf 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish 9:30pm; no cover

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sat, Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Avi Ronen & Indio 6-9pm; Mon, Sebrina Barron & Elaine Ryan 6-9pm; Tue, Junior 6-9pm; Wed, Gene Argel & Shiro Mori 6-9pm; Thu, Danyel Alana & Uncle Don 6-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun,

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm.

(1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm.

(2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat.

Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, The Jonah Trio 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Shaun of the Dead 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

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OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

Live Salsa Music w/ Nieto & Barbara, 7:30-9:30pm

Bottoms Up Fridays w/ NLE, 10pm; no cover

Mark Johnson & John Zangrande, 6-9pm

Teri Garrison, 6-8pm Live music or DJ, 10pm

Latin Night 10pm; no cover

Hawaiian Music 6-8pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Un-corked & Unplugged 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

DJ Blast 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

R.S. SHARKY’S 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martenilli 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:308:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

MON - Wolf, 9pm / TUE - DJ LX, 10pm / WED - Ladies Night w/ A.D.D. Twins, 10pm

NFL / Karaoke

MON - MNF / TUE - Pool Leagues WED - Free Pool

Jordan & Gordon 9pm-midnight; no cover

2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON

MON - Lenny Castellanos & Mark Johnstone, 6-9pm / TUE - Gene & Shea, 6-9pm / WED Johnny Ringo w/ Mark D’Antonio,10pm-1am

Ladies Night 8:30pm; no cover

Deja Vu 8:30pm; no cover

The Kekona Ohana 7pm; no cover

MON - Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm / TUE - Tom Conway, 4pm / Live Stand Up Comedy Open Mic, 9pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4pm

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

Ono Grimes 9pm; $4

Karaoke/Family Night 6pm; no cover

Live Music & Dancing 8pm; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Shaun Michael, 9pm; no cover

Elektrofest Drag Show 10pm; $10 presale, $15

Karaoke Twisted Thursdays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

Live Music 5:30-7:30pm; no cover

WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover

Fashion Show / Innavision, 9pm; $10

Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover

WED - Blues with The House Shakers 8:30pm, no cover

Karaoke

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Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joe Benedett with Guitarist/Songwriter Steve Grimes 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Private Party; Mon, Joel Katz 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom 6:30-9:30pm. (2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-6816.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live music 5-7pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

Haiku); 808-575-2629.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm.

(824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.

PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Thu, Joe Conte 6:308:30pm; Sat, Live Argentinian music 6:308:30pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm.

(42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CASANOVA - Sun, Upcountry Sunday Acoustic Style: Randall Rospond & The Legendary Unknown, Soul Kitchen Tasty Trio and Joe Benedett 2pm. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Sun, Live Band Open Mic Night 7-10pm; Tue, Eric Dotterer & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos Blues Duo 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed,

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You remind me of a microwave oven. Standing in front of you, it’s hard to tell (especially for one unfamiliar with such a device) that there’s anything going on. But suddenly—ding! Food’s hot. You’re so stable and laidback lately that it’s not obvious how much is going on beneath the surface. You also resemble a microwave in another essential way: you don’t wreak change on the surface of people you encounter. Instead, you catalyze them from the inside out. You might even be lulled into believing the myths they tell about you being boring—until this week, when you see the transformations (both internal and inside others) you’ve wrought.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’re a clueless infant in a runaway baby carriage.

Released at the top of a steep hill, you fearlessly accelerate under the impartial pull of gravity. All you can see is the sky overhead, interrupted at moments by wires, stoplights and skyscrapers. The stroller’s rickety wheels master curbs and jump gutters with the ease of a veteran skateboarder, but you’re as ignorant of these astonishing feats as of the near misses—cabs and buses screeching to a halt to avoid hitting you, or the hysterical woman sprinting after you, arms outstretched. You’re as charmed as a Disney cartoon—so why freak out? Stay chill and enjoy the ride.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) On the one hand, I can be sarcastically skeptical, ripping apart anything New Age-y, triumphantly proclaiming that the I Ching, feng shui, and even astrology are all bullshit. On the other hand, I’m also open-minded, and I’ll patiently listen to any theory of the universe, or formula for a love-inducing magic spell, consider the results, and draw conclusions from there. Walking the line between these two extremes can at times seem contradictory, especially since I write a goddamn astrology column. But walk it I must, just as you’ve got to navigate the tight rope between your own conflicting internal viewpoints.

Keep tiptoeing that wobbly highwire. At the other side, there’s a way to resolve these incongruities: You can have your cake, and devour it, too.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’re as solid as cast iron this week, Aquarius. A skillet (or lover, or friend) of your caliber could last a lifetime, if properly cared for. But you must avoid water: you’ll rust up so bad that you could end up squeaking around with stiff limbs and crying out for lubricant. So don’t let anyone cry on your shoulder this week, or piss all over you, either. Instead, just to keep things running smoothly, get yourself rubbed all over with oil and properly seasoned with some called-in, long overdue favors, celebratory cocktails, and well-deserved kindnesses.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You often wake your lover late at night, pounding on the pillow and muttering, “Yeah, yeah—that’s what I should’ve said!” Snappy comebacks aren’t your forte. That’s okay. Fast wits and a smart mouth are things you can live without—most people do. They are nice to have, like fancy cars, cable television, or a live-in cook. Unfortunately, you can’t buy cleverness as easily as those other things. You do have your inspired moments, though. And lucky for you, you should have whole hours of wicked, hilarious brilliance this week. Make good use of them.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You won’t have time to hide the crumbs when surprise guests find you finishing off the last bite of a cake you ate all by yourself. Just wipe the chocolate off your face and show your visitors a shit-eating grin.

There’s not much you can do when you get caught in bed with a bevy of beautiful naked people. Start making introductions and hope for the best. Above all, own your desires. There’s nothing wrong with them— in fact, you should be proud of your ability and willingness to indulge them. Your power to manifest your fantasies is greater than ever, so use it: Give yourself what you want this week. If anyone else disapproves, they can go eat their hearts out—somewhere else.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Don’t you wish you could have a remote control for life?

Something like the DVR control, with PAUSE, REWIND and FAST FORWARD features. Unfortunately, these just don’t exist. However, you are gifted with one special button, one that can rewrite any scenario, from the most tired sitcom to any dire black and white tragedy. So don’t keep watching the same old storylines play themselves out, over and over. Hit that mental RECORD button and reprogram your life’s television with some daring, original, revolutionary new shows, ones that you’ll enjoy watching, later in life, over and over.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re already one of the most exciting people you know. Why are you so afraid of “missing out”? So often I see you participating in something because you’re scared of not being part of “it,” whatever “it” is. More often than not, the big event you anticipated turns out to be a big flop, and you feel like you wasted a lot of time. Relax. You’re where the party is, already.

Spend less time on everybody else’s lame adventures and more on creating your own exciting ones. They’re so much better and more interesting, anyway.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Okay, nobody panic. No one’s going to get hurt. You there. Listen carefully: Put the voodoo doll down. Slowly.

Now back away. That’s good. Who was it? One of your parents? Your lover? Your boss? It wouldn’t have done you much good, I’m afraid. You must know the law of returns—if you curse someone, however powerfully or mildly, it comes back to you three times. So, here. Take the doll back. Now do something nice to it, something wonderful that you would wish on someone you love— like yourself. Give it a pleasantly warm bubble bath, a wad of cash, or a fancy, delicious seven-course meal.

Then get rid of it, and be glad that the people who have power over you are not only more wise than you’ve been lately; they’re kinder and more forgiving, too.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’re a cat’s underbelly: temptingly touchable, all warm and furry and soft. Even though you’ve got the sharp claws and painful teeth to defend such a prize, sometimes you think it might be easier to simply hide the beauty that provokes folks to invade your personal space. It’s not. After all, didn’t I just say you possessed the power to protect yourself? So don’t conceal what makes you gorgeous. You’re on the verge of sliding your reputation a little further from pretty, timid wallflower towards dark, dangerous beauty. I’d hate to see you screw it up now.

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