Massive Albany Orientation Special 2016

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ALBANY 2016

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CONTENTS

10 First Year, First Challenges...

03 Editorial

05 ASA’s 2016 exec

15 Five Albums for Studying

13 Five Films for First Years 09 Whaddya Reckon?

06 Clubs on campus

14 Five Party Starters

11 The Nose

04 Albany Presidential Address

07 Eat, Chill, Party, Repeat

12 Honk the Horse

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Editorial

My first few experiences at Massey were quite something. Coming from a small whitebaiting station called New Plymouth, I’d never before seen the bright lights and big smoke of a city the size of Palmerston North. Although the journey only took 2 days on our family mule, Palmerston North felt like a different country – a country I’d have to navigate and learn the customs of all by myself.

It didn’t take me long to unwittingly insult the coninhabitants in my hostel. Growing up, I’d never seen a flushing toilet, let alone running water. My new colleagues were thoroughly appalled when, as my upbringing dictated, I started defecating on the lawn immediately opposite our hostel. This was not an ideal start to my first morning at university.

I won back many of my coninhabitants when, armed with only my trusty family stick, I brought them all back some game I’d killed just off campus during my first night. Grilled ribs had always been a crowdpleaser back in New Plymouth, so I was glad there was something we all shared in common. The university may have been down a few economics professors, but I, for the very first time, felt like part of my new tribe.

Orientation events made me feel even more comfortable with my new surroundings. I learnt what a library was, how to successfully treat a sexuallytransmitted infection without a blowtorch and where I could sell my organs for cash. Before I knew it, I was just like everyone else in Palmerston North.

At the end of my first year I returned back home to my family tarpaulin a changed and learned man.

My fifteen brothers and sisters couldn’t believe the

wild stories I told them about life in the city. They marvelled at my shoes, at my knowledge of the English language and my stories about electricity.

As you have just read, moving away from all you know and going to university can be a major culture shock. I may have fictionalized some of the details within my account (I’m not actually from New Plymouth, for instance), but, take it from me, adjusting to the routines of university life is a huge challenge. When I was like you – waiting for all the craziness of university to begin – I was full of the same apprehensions and anxieties many of you will be currently experiencing.

Your university days should be among the best in your life. Massive aims to be a part of these days. We are the student voice of Massey University, charged with entertaining you, keeping the university and student authorities honest and bringing you news and features that matter to students.

Our oxygen is the students of Massey University. We do not just welcome feedback, new writers and ideas, we need all of them. Don’t be shy, please do get in touch.

Enjoy your first semester!

Carwyn Walsh

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Hello and welcome to Albany!

Albany Presidential Address

It was not so long ago that I sat where you are now, ready to embark on a great adventure. It is here where knowledge, personal development and lifelong friendships are developed!

First, a bit of background!

My name is Juan Schutte, and I have the privilege of representing you as the Albany Students’ Association (ASA) President for 2016. I’ve recently finished an engineering degree, which over the years has allowed me to experience life on all of Albany’s many campuses. If there’s one thing university has taught me it’s never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee! (or green tea for the non-coffeeholics!)

University can, however, be quite daunting at first and it’s easy to feel like things are getting out of control. Here at ASA we strive to ensure that you are supported no matter what the issue, be it a lunatic lecturer, money madness or even social solidarity.

ASA strives to ensure you get what you want from the University (you don’t pay a student services levy for nothing!). We are here to help you get the very best at Massey, and with a range of activities, groups and a well-established supportive environment, we’ve got you covered! We’ve got a great executive team filled with students from many different branches of university life, each bringing their awesome skills together to create an event-filled memorable year for you.

My advice for the coming years: Have some fun: Make a club, join a club, and let the good times roll!

Exercise: A healthy body = a healthy mind, we’ve got some awesome sport clubs, try join the gym!

Know what’s up: Join the ASA, like us on Facebook, come and say Hi! Get involved : Sign up as a Class Advocate and/or ASA volunteer Finally, wishing you the best for your future studies and hoping you have an awesome memorable time filled with fun, friends and learning!

Kind Regards, Juan Schutte President Albany Students’ Association Inc. Level 2, Student Central, Massey University Albany Campus Private Bag 102904, NSMC, Auckland, 0745 ddi: 09 213 6072 | int: 43072 | mob: 022 065 9098 www.asa.ac.nz [www.facebook.com/albanystudents]www.facebook. com/albanystudents [P.S. Don’t forget to like our Facebook page (ASA) to stay updated with epic events on Campus! You can also check out our website for additional details on the local when, what and where at Massey]

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ASA’s 2016 exec

The 2016 Albany Students’ Association (ASA) exec team is looking to “create a memorable student environment,” according to their newlyelected president.

“My first semester I ended up studying the entire course work in 24 hours, so yeah, I’m definitely not going to be able to skip lectures and will need to focus my time better.”

2016 ASA President Juan Schutte said that he’s looking forward to “learning and growing through this position, all while working with an awesome team to develop a bigger, better university lifestyle at Massey.”

She said that the “best thing I can recommend for you is to get involved in absolutely everything you can – that’s how you meet people and grow your social circle!”

For next year, he wanted to “create an event filled year, boosting student culture and presence to deliver unforgettable memories.”

Schutte, a mechatronics major, said that the ASA is a “strong, well-established association which aims to deliver the best student experience to its members.”

“With a strong support system, class advocacy and awesome clubs the ASA is the foundation for an awesome year at Massey.”

By Julia Braybrook

He added that “Massey University is an awesome place to grow, develop and have some fun.”

Social Vice-President Jess Montgomery said that she believed university wasn’t just about study and good grades “but about the friends you make and the experiences you have.” For next year, she hoped to give students “social opportunities to make university the best years of their life.”

A second-year business student, Montgomery said that she knew how “daunting it can be to enter a completely different lifestyle.” She said the toughest lesson she learnt as a first year was “definitely time management!”

Juan Schutte

Jess Montgomery

Lance Walsh

Alongside the president and social VP, Usman Amjad is the 2016 Admin Vice-President. There are also four general executives this year, who handle international student representation, mature student representation, as well as men and women’s welfare.

The four general executives are Lance Walsh, Adelyn Soh, Angela Zhang and Rebecca Streith.

Walsh said that he was “excited and pumped” to be on the 2016 exec, saying that students could expect to have a “functioning, well-organised, energetic team!”

A second-year engineering student and president of the Social Innovation New Zealand club, he said he wished he had known “where all the good deals on food are around campus” as a first year. He encouraged students to get involved with the ASA as it “looks really good on your CV.”

“I am devoting myself to improve student wellbeing and to help students enjoy being a part of Massey University.”

Zhang said students should ask questions.

If students are unsure about anything or feel uncomfortable at any time, Zhang recommends asking staff, ASA or even fellow students on the campus for information.

“Your first year will feel more comfortable and enjoyable by asking questions and it is also a good way to build relationships with others.”

Adelyn Soh said that it was “an honour to be part of a team that makes a positive impact on student life at Massey University.”

She wanted to “provide support to students in ways that would add another dose of awesomeness to their study life here.”

Rebecca Streith said that she was “very excited to take an active role in things that are happening on campus.” She aimed to improve facilities on the Oteha Rohe campus next year.

A third year speech and language therapy major, Streith said that the ASA was a “great way of getting involved in campus life, meeting people, making connections, and promoting students’ interests.”

Angela Zhang, a second-year education and sociology student, said that she wanted to “put what I learn in the classroom into action, to assist students coming from different backgrounds and cultures.”

Her advice was to “keep calm and on top of things, make an effort to meet lots of people, and just enjoy being at university!”

She said that she got a lot of help and support from the ASA and she wanted to “help others in return.”

Keen to be part of 2017’s exec team? Nominations open in Semester 2.

Angela Zhang

Adelyn Soh

Rebecca Streith

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By Julia Braybrook

Clubs on campus There are around 40 clubs on the Albany campus, so I’ve just chosen the top seven, as determined by the 2015 club prize-giving. Clubs generally meet on Wednesdays, between 12-2, but check out the ASA calendar or the clubs themselves to find out when and where they meet.

Interested in starting a club of your own? Hit up Marusa Pogacnik, the Clubs and Activities Co-ordinator, at m.pogacnik@massey.ac.nz.

The Massey Albany Football Federation won Club of the Year in 2015. The club “is the place to be for all football-related activities and events on campus.

Football is an awesome way to meet new friends around campus and have fun.”

Contact: Shaun McMiken – football@clubs.asa.ac.nz or 0274137775.

Website: https://www.facebook.com/MAFF10 Massey University Albany Community Garden won the Club Sustainability award, and they “develop opportunities to empower students and the local community to create positive change.”

Contact: Richard Donovan – gardening@clubs.asa. ac.nz or 0212175937 Website: http://muacommunitygarden.wix.com/grow (and a Facebook group)

Albany Massey Engineering Student Society (AMESS) won most improved club, and is “made by engineers, for engineers, making engineers into better engineers etc.” Their focus is on “creating a social environment where new engineering students can network with more experienced students and with fully-fledged engineers in the field, in order to get a huge head start in their careers.” Non-engineers are also welcome.

Contact: Max Waller – amess@clubs.asa.ac.nz or (09) 213 6726 Website: http://www.amess.co.nz The Massey Albany Movie Club has won the Club Event of the Year two years running for their O-Week outdoor movie nights. They’re also pretty active outside of O-Week, offering subsidised movies for club members. “Come along to one of our events, enjoy a cheap movie and maybe even make some new friends along the way.”

Contact: Tatiana Daysh – movies@clubs.asa.ac.nz or 02108243830 Website: https://www.facebook.com/groups/MAMC. massey/ New club of the year for 2015 went to the Massey University Albany Yoga Lounge, “a unique place to revive your body, mind and consciousness from the demands of student life”. They also serve “delicious vegetarian food” during their meetings.

Contact: Anjali Aroop – yoga@clubs.asa.ac.nz or 0210685433 Website: http://tinyurl.com/p6cjthz

Social Innovation NZ was the most diverse club of 2015. They’re all about “raising awareness for social issues, taking action and making change in our communities and giving experience to students to become the socially-responsible leaders of tomorrow.”

Contact: Lance Walsh – social_innovation@clubs. asa.ac.nz or 02102785013 Website: https://www.facebook.com/ socialinnovationalbany Morris Zhao won the Contribution to Massey University Community Award. He runs both the Badminton and Table Tennis clubs on campus.

The Table Tennis club is the most recent on campus, but already got 64 members within its first two weeks.

Contact: Morris Zhao – badminton@clubs.asa.ac.nz or 021791114 Website: https://www.facebook.com/ groups/560911527296076/ Not what you’re looking for? Check out the full list at https://asa.ac.nz/clubs/clubs-list.w

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By Julia Braybrook

Eat, Chill, Party, Repeat.

Want to know where to go in Auckland? We interviewed first-year accommodation students to find out where they went outside uni.

Eat Chelsea Whiteman, a food technology student, recommended Bird on a Wire, in Hurstmere Road, Takapuna, saying their handmade real food takeaways’ were “just so good.” Gavin Powell, a conjoint science/business major, said that Westfield Albany’s food court was “quite easy to go to.”

The mall also had restaurants outside, like Mama Loco’s with their $20 sangria jugs over weekends.

You can’t go wrong with their white wine sangria.

City-side, Montreal-style Al’s Deli was also was highly recommended, with their poutine fries and their hard shakes, including Caramel Bourbon and Peanut Butter Cup. Chill Chelsea said that “just to get out of the city, it’s an idea to jump in a car and just drive until you hit the beach.” She recommended Browns Bay beach.

Cameron Ambler, an engineering student, said that Long Bay beach was nice, with Gavin adding that “it’s got room so you can just go and kick a ball round.”

Clubs While Fergs won for its convenience as “a place you can stumble home from easily,” it wasn’t recommended on Thursday nights “otherwise it smells like body odour.” Cameron said “it’s good once you’re drunk enough.”

But Gavin said it was still a good place to go to during the day. “You can sit there with a mate in the summer and just chill”. It’s a great place, he reckons, to relax, chat to people from your course,

and meet new people. Cameron also recommended their pub quizzes. “They always feed you which is nice.”

Otherwise “there’s always town,” according to Cameron. Along with the usual Friday and Saturday nights, Wednesday’s students nights were a good time to hit up clubs, either on the Viaduct or inner-city, like Cassette 9 with their teapot cocktails.

On the Shore side, Takapuna’s Hurstmere Road was also an option, with bars like the Elephant Wrestler and clubs like Bin-Bin Deluxe.

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What was something memorable that happened in your first year?

Twelve people and I got stuck in our elevator in our hostel on my first day in the hall. We were in there for over an hour. It turned out to be a great way to meet people.

I spent most of my first year eating pizza and enjoying the odd glass of wine.

Katie

Linsey

I came from the army to study design. It was a real mindfuck. I was told in one of my first classes to draw a song. I was told I had drawn the song wrong. I was like “what the fuck?” I am now 38 and a design lecturer. Today it’s perfectly clear to me I had drawn the song wrong!

Karl

Someone fainted in one of our psych lectures when we were discussing lobotomies.

Amanda

I remember someone having a seizure during my last exam in first year. We all had to go outside and were given the option of an aggregate pass.

I didn’t know anyone at all when I first started. Then I met some people in a group project and just hung out with them for the rest of the year.

Dylan

Lester

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By Julia Braybrook

First Year, First Challenges...

There’s no denying it’s a bit of an adjustment going from college to university, so we talked to students about what they found the most challenging, and more importantly, what they did to get through it.

Chelsea said making friends within halls was the biggest way to get over most challenges, including homesickness. “We become more like a family and you depend on them as well as you would a family.”

For many students, the most challenging thing they faced was moving away from home into university accommodation.

Gavin said to “fake it till you make it,” adding that “I reckon if you’re not that confident, just go for it.”

Gavin Powell, a conjoint science/business major, said that he found the first day moving in the hardest.

“The nervousness of, like, not knowing anyone around you, having to try take those first steps to making new friends and dealing with the fact that these are the people you’re going to have to live with all year was quite a big thing.”

Chelsea Whiteman, a food technology student, said that “becoming independent is probably a big thing for most of us in halls,” especially “trying to cope by yourself and getting over that sense of dependence on your parents.”

Scott Sivyer, a residential assistant (RA), said that the first week was often the hardest for students, saying that the biggest challenge was “trying to change your mindset to become self-motivated and independent.”

He said that it took about six weeks for students to adjust, adding that homesickness also came in around the six week mark “but everyone’s different.”

He said getting involved was “a big thing” to getting past homesickness.

“By getting involved you’re meeting people, you understand that they’re in the same position as you, so again, you make new friends and the homesickness goes away.”

He added that the RAs were “always here to talk to people.”

“We’ve been through this homesickness ourselves; we understand what it’s like. You do have to understand that you will actually go through homesickness, that you do come out from it and you do grow to be a better person.”

Cameron Ambler, an engineering student, said that his best advice was “just to talk to people in lectures or people you see around the halls.” He reckons a great place to meet people is in less formal setting, such as the gym. Cameron says he has even met and got to know some of his lecturers through seeing them at the gym.

He said another challenge he faced was transitioning from school to uni. Cameron found the different workloads challenging, particularly around the number of exams. He also struggled with the guilt that comes with procrastination.

Gavin said that it was also a challenge adjusting to the workload. “School’s nine to three or whatever, five days a week. Then you come to uni and you’ve got stuff to do every day, even if you don’t have class.”

Sabrina Bethan, a sports science student, said that when it came to dealing with the workload, “it’s all about the planning and managing your time well.”

“Just planning your week, like, day in and day out, and making sure you don’t waste time, even though it’s easy to procrastinate.”

All of these students experienced similar issues as they made the transition from college to university.

They all found ways to adapt and survive within the university environment. As first-years this semester, you will, no doubt, experience many of these same issues. Taking on some of the aforementioned advice may help you, but ultimately, being yourself and getting your own feet wet could be the best advice of all.

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SATIRE

By Hannah Shandy

White cat jailed for ‘vile’ hate attacks A Palmerston North cat has been jailed for a minimum of four years in relation to a string of assaults on other cats across the city.

Mister McWhisker, a three-year-old white Persian, was found guilty last week on eight counts of assault and recklessly causing grievous bodily harm.

Mister McWhisker arriving in court for sentencing The string of assaults occurred over a three-month period, with eight separate black cats attacked in what local police labelled a “premeditated spree of violence with an obvious racial motive.”

Mister McWhisker’s owner Joyce Hurley, a 68-year-old retired Tupperware saleswoman, broke down outside court when questioned by media.

“You never think it’ll be your own”, said Mrs Hurley, “he was a lovely cat up until we had him fixed last year. He was never the same cat after that.”

Mrs Hurley said that after being fixed, Mister McWhisker started “knocking around with the wrong crowd” and “munching on all that catnip stuff”.

The victims’ families expressed little sympathy for Mister McWhisker following the sentencing.

Pam Bridge’s cat Rangi was hospitalized for several weeks after being attacked by Mister McWhisker in late November.

Mrs Bridge read from a victim impact statement in court.

“Rangi never leaves the house and

Rangi following the November attack struggles to sleep more than 18 hours a day. My husband has had to leave his job to care for him.”

Mister McWhisker showed no emotion as the victim impact statements were read out, letting out only a series of yawns before curling up in the dock.

Following the sentencing, a spokesperson for the Race Relations Commission issued the following statement to media: “Mister McWhisker’s crimes show that racism is still alive and kicking in New Zealand. We welcome the sentence handed down and our thoughts are with all of the victims.”

The Sensible Sentencing Trust has

been quick to condemn what they have described as a “lenient” sentence for Mister McWhisker.

A Trust spokesperson labelled Mister McWhisker a “vile, remorseless thug”.

The spokesperson went on to say that the nature of offending is “indicative of a criminal that is beyond rehabilitation” and, in their opinion, Mister McWhisker “should be put down immediately.”

Mister McWhisker will serve his sentence at a SPCA animal shelter on Napier Road, Palmerston North.

SATIRE

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Sunbathing

Checking out the fillies

Hitchhiking

Getting kidnapped at knifepoint

Situations made better with a horse mask Honk the Horse is a recovering alcoholic. Raised in captivity, Honk recently escaped from a Riding for the Disabled facility. He has been on the run ever since, getting himself into all manner of mishaps.

Honk is a qualified forklift operator and lawyer. In his spare time, Honk enjoys rolled oats, cheesy romantic comedies and inter-racial pornography.

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By Paul Berrington

Need to find out a bit more about what university might be like?

Five films for first years

Well it’s probably not the best idea to take too much information from these films, but we think you’ll find them entertaining, and they might provide that little bit of light relief from all those lectures.

Animal House (1978) It may nearly 40-years-old, but this John Landis comedy is still arguably the best of its kind. It features the mighty talents of John Belushi, who had recently risen to fame on Saturday Night Live. The film details the riotous Delta Tau Chi House, and their battles with not only the university establishment, but also the elitist upper crust of Omega Theta Pi House.

While we can’t really condone the sort of behaviour you’ll find in Animal House, we’re pretty sure you’ll find it hilarious. Often seen as the very first gross-out comedy, the film is full of great gags.

Good Will Hunting (1997) Need a bit of inspiration to achieve outstanding grades? Look no further than Gus Van Sant’s Good Will Hunting – the story of Will Hunting (Matt Damon), an unrecognised maths genius with an attitude full of contempt for everyone. When facing jail, he comes under the wing of psychologist Dr. Sean Maguire (Robin Williams), who helps shape Will into a more well-rounded character, capable of not only academic but personal achievements.

Written by then unknown talents, Damon and Ben Affleck, this is a film that delves deep into intellectualism in a relatively light-hearted way, and also features one of Williams’ finest dramatic performances.

Legally Blonde (2001) What do you do when your boyfriend dumps you for a hot law babe at Harvard? You get back at him, of course. Fashion student Elle Woods nails the entry exam for Harvard Law School, challenges the establishment and moves from a ditzy fashioned-

obsessed blonde to a clever prosecutor. Despite its ludicrous plot, this is a fun film, and is arguably Reese Witherspoon’s best role.

Old School (2003) When Mitch (Luke Wilson) moves into a house located near Harrison University, it sets in motion a series of hilariously outrageous events. Along with mates Frank (Will Ferrell) and Bernard (Vince Vaughn), he starts his own fraternity, and they go on to cause serious havoc for school dean Gordon Pritchard (Jeremy Piven). Referencing Animal House in many of its gross-out gags, this one might inspire some of the older first-year students out there.

Wonder Boys (2000) Curtis Hanson’s follow-up to crime epic L.A. Confidential is as much about English Professor Grady Tripp (Michael Douglas in a surprisingly humble role) as it is about the students he teaches. It is a fantastic story with a tremendous ensemble cast, including Robert Downey Jr., Frances McDormand, Tobey Maguire, and Katie Holmes. There will be plenty of times this semester when you need some creative writing tips, and you might just find a little inspiration here.

Honourable mentions: Back to School (1986), Monsters University (2013), Revenge of the Nerds (1984).

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By Paul Berrington

Top Five Party Starters What does a university student do when not neck deep in study and assignments? Party, of course. Here are five classic party-starting songs that’ll have you and your fellow classmates getting buckwild on the dance-floor in no time.

A$AP Rocky – “F**ckin’ Problems” Having a rough day with just too many problems?

At Uni it’s almost inevitable you’ll come under a little stress. So when you feel like saying up yours to the world, A$AP Rocky’s club banger is the perfect accompaniment to letting your hair down and getting a little loose.

Daft Punk – “Get Lucky” Featuring the talents of not only Daft Punk, but also Pharrell Williams and legendary bassist and producer Nile Rodgers, it’s no surprise the duo’s 2013 comeback single is one of the catchiest things you’ll ever here. This is one song guaranteed to put a smile on your dial.

Drake – “Started From the Bottom” With his distinctive flow and emo raps, Drake has become the biggest thing since sliced bread, and if you feel as though you’re pushing shit up a hill with a stick, then this superlative statement in achieving the best you can will surely get your party started.

Michael Jackson – “Rock With You” You can’t really create a party playlist without some MJ right? Even the hippest most cynical music geek can get down with this one, and if you’re looking for a timeless classic to get the dancing started while you preload, then this is it.

Supergroove – “Can’t Get Enough” By this stage you’re in the need of one of those NZ songs we all know a little too well, and what “Can’t Get Enough” lacks in class, it more than makes up for in energy. Lose your inhibitions, form a circle, and sing this with your mates as loud as you can.

Honourable mentions: The Naked and Famous – “Young Blood”, DLT feat. Che Fu – “Chains”, Rick James – “Super Freak”, Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, Iggy Azalea – “Fancy”, R. Kelly – “Ignition “(Remix), Beyonce – “Drunk in Love”

Five albums for studying

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By Paul Berrington

Study can be hard at the best of times. You might not be in the mood, or you might be under a lot of stress with readings and projects adding up. Yet with good work habits and scheduling you’ll do just fine, and these five albums will not only help you concentrate, but help you to chill out as well.

Boards of Canada – Music Has the Right to Children This Scottish duo make dreamy psychedelic electronica that calms and relaxes you without sounding like a collection of birdsongs. While all of their LPs are excellent, this debut is a record that comes close to perfection. If you’re in the library studying with headphones, it’s even better.

Miles Davis – Kind of Blue Many of you probably wouldn’t think of listening to jazz while studying, but this beautifully structured record captures the genius of Miles Davis in a calm and reflective mood, making this one of the most elegant masterpieces in modern music, and a great study buddy.

Fat Freddy’s Drop – Based on a True Story With a new album just released and a loyal following worldwide, Fat Freddy’s Drop have pretty much just done their own thing over the years, perfecting a unique sound along the way. The studio debut still exudes a laidback quality so hard to achieve in music, and this is a great companion for a dose of research during your first assignments.

The XX – xx With their distinctively melodic and mellow sound, this British trio burst on to the scene with this fantastic debut: a mood music masterpiece that deservedly earned the young band the much coveted

Mercury Music Prize. Calming and catchy, this is a great album to put on when those readings start to pile up.

Kronos Quartet – Kronos Quartet Plays the Music of Philip Glass In 1993 Don Campbell wrote a book called The Mozart Effect, a bestseller that promoted the idea of classical music being a successful study tool.

Although not scientifically proven, we tend to agree, and you could try some Mozart (check the library catalogue) or seek out this masterpiece of modern classical music.

Honourable mentions: Nils Frahm – Late Night Tales, Rhian Sheehan – Stories From Elsewhere, Groeni – Hinde, Brian Eno – Music for Airports, John Coltrane – A Love Supreme, Aphex Twin – Selected Ambient Works, Joanna Newsom – The Milk-Eyed Mender

CREDITS

Editor Carwyn Walsh editor@massivemagazine.org.nz 04 8015799 ext.63765 Design & Layout Marie Larking design@mawsa.org.nz Advertising, Marketing, and MAWSA Association Manager James Collings manager@mawsa.org.nz (04)8015799 ext.63763 Publisher massivemagazine.org.nz Contributors Julia Braybrook, Hannah Shandy, Carwyn Walsh, and Paul Berrington.

Image Credits Front cover Marie Larking — www.behance.net/Marielarking First Year First Challenges Feature (pg10)

By Kallum Best — kallumbest.tumblr.com/ 5 Party Starters (pg14)

By Holly-Ann Craig — hollyanndesigns.wix.com/portfolio Disclaimer The views, beliefs and opinions reflected in the pages of Massive do not necessarily represent those of Massey University, its staff, Albany Students’ Association (ASA), Massey University Students’ Association (MUSA), Massey at Wellington Students’ Association (MAWSA), Exteramural Students’ Society, or the Massive editor.

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