Massive: Issue 08 'Trash'

wanna fuck in an abandoned classroom? ;) Looking

My first time was ruined by a wall

Ok so I was in Year 13 and I hadn't lost my V-card. Trust me, I wasn’t a loser. I just hadn’t found anyone that interesting to do it with. My school was small, and I didn’t have many options for someone to bang. If I’m being honest, I was quite desperate. But not enough to just bang anyone.

A few months before graduation, I got to know this guy. He was not a very bright kid, BUT he had a super hot mullet and was lowkey funny. For like a month, me and him would have eye sex during class. I kid you not, my fanny would flutter.

One day he took me to this old classroom that had to get renovated so no one would go in, and I knew exactly what was gonna happen. I was ready for it. Before we got to doing anything, I saw a couple of girls names written all over the wall, but I didn’t pay much

attention to it. He then hoisted me onto a table and railed me so hard I came twice. Definitely a memorable first time.

Of course I was keen to go again, so the next week, we went back to the abandoned classroom. He was kissing my neck and taking my uniform off, but then I noticed my name was on the wall.

I found out that he would take girls there, bang them, and put their names up on the wall to keep track. I knew most of the girls at our school - and some of these names weren’t even from our school.

Nevertheless, he and I still continued doing the deed in the classroom until we graduated high school.

HOROSCOPES

OROSCOPES

CANCER

You’ve been saying yes to a lot of people recently, and you need to start prioritising your own time before you burn out. Take some time for yourself this week Cancer.

You’ve taken up a new hobby recently Leo - love bombing. Take a deep hard look at yourself in the mirror and snap out of it. You might think you’re the shit, but you’re about to end up in a

CAPRICORN

You’ve been spending a lot of time on the toilet recently, and it’s a bit concerning. Get off your phone, stop tensing so hard, and avoid haemorrhoids. A doctor looking up your ass shouldn’t be on your bingo card this year.

VIRGO

If I were you Virgo, I would stop

AQUARIUS

I sense you’ve been inventing something a little crazy over the break. Whether it’s simply a new philosophy or an exciting new project, you should share it with the world this week.

Someone really dislikes you at the moment - and they have every reason to. Consider your recent actions and take some accountability before you make too many enemies. Or don’t. I can’t control you.