Hanging Around Church Booklet1

finding fault

2011

About the spider: as you may have guessed He lives in a church, but not because he wants to get close to god! this selfish, critical spider has a general dislike for anything related to christianity and freely dishes out large helpings of sarcasm and mockery. He loves to point the finger (leg) at people who don’t live up to his high standards (which is pretty much everyone).

Listen to this preacher - he must be thick!

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everyone knows if you want to save the world

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you send for superman not the baby jesus!

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making plans we can all make plans - it’s usually the sensible thing to do. but no-one really knows what is going to happen the next day, month, year or in the next few minutes. - Except god!

today i’m gonna spin some webs...

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then i’m gonna catch some flies 2

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but now I’M gonna die!

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practice what you preach there is a saying ‘talk is cheap’ it costs time and effort to put into practice your beliefs and convictions. telling someone you care or are sorry about something that has happened is easier to do than proving it with your actions.

what about ALL that mercy you preach about

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repent let me out

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so now i’ve got to walk all the way back to church it’s okay for you you’ve got big legs...

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who’s birthday is it anyway? when god’s son jesus the saviour of the world was born in bethlehem the event was hardly noticed by the majority of people. all these years on it would seem that nothing has really changed.

that christmas story can’t be true

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not once does the preacher talk about

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santa or his reindeers

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the preacher says we should Learn to love our enemies...

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I would love to have you for lunch!

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