Issue 910 - Friday 11th October 2019

Inside this issue: Skiing Successes cont..

2 Jack Rich’s Shop 2 Jordan Captained Kiwi Team 3 Labour Day Spring Fair Creative Kids Walking Trail

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Still Time To Vote

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West Melton Gymnastics Terry Hutchinson Gold Star New Chairperson SIAFD Small Strokes Update Terrace Station Successful Dance Competition St John Youth Regionals Sew Delightful

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Darfield Bridge Tournament 12 Malvern Bowls Opening

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Sheffield Garden Club

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Computer Corner

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Sustainability Trail

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Lincoln Envirotown

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Premier Cricket Review

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Twilight Tennis

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Public Notices

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Save The Date

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Golf Results

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Classifieds

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Trades

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Email Column

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Local and ex-local families have been enjoying some outstanding results on the New Zealand Junior Freeride Tour.

Harry, Harry Will and Joe Cookson, Cookson Poppy and Tom Freeman, Freeman Obie Simper, Simper Toby and Fletcher Thwaites and ex locals Sam and Ruby Hewitt (who now live on the West Coast) along with Mari and Hamish Henderson have been travelling around the country competing on the Tour.

These skiers, ranging in age from eight to sixteen, are all part of the Mt Olympus Freeride Team.

The New Zealand Junior Freeride Tour is a Freeride event run by Dion Newport who is the top international judge on the Freeride World Tour. It involves big mountain skiing where the competitors are required to ski a run, on offpiste reasonably steep terrain.

They are usually only allowed a visual inspection before skiing.

They are judged on control, line choice, technique and fluidity, as well as air and style. The New Zealand JFT has three stops on the tour, The Remarkables, Mt Olympus and Turoa (MT Ruapehu) on consecutive weekends in September; making for a

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Harry Cookson in action on the mountain, he is looking forward to heading to Europe in January.

Photo: Jason Beacham.

reasonable amount of travelling across the country!

The Cookson boys started skiing at about three years old and have been avid skiers ever since, commented their mum Lucy Cookson.

Cookson “They were encouraged to ski by their grandad who spent time with them on the learners’ tow at Mt Hutt. As a family we have always enjoyed skiing together and many family holidays have

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We ski predominantly at Mt Olympus, but also enjoy skiing in the park at Cardrona and thanks to the Tour have skied at most commercial fields all over the country,” Lucy added.

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“Harry is lucky enough to be travelling to Europe in January to compete in France and Switzerland,” Lucy explained.

“His ultimate goal is to qualify and compete in the Junior World Champs in a couple of years so this trip is to help him develop his skills and compete against other Juniors in Europe. He is lucky enough to have support from Gnomes Alpine Sports and Atomic, but is frantically saving for this trip,” Lucy reported.

“The other two boys have similar goals but being a little younger are a wee way off this yet,” she commented proudly.

“I’m really looking forward to heading overseas this January

to follow the Tour and represent New Zealand on the global stage, as well as progress my skiing,” Harry added.

NZ Freeride Tour overall results: Under 16 Men 2: Harry Cookson 4: Tom Freeman Under 14 Men 3: Sam Hewitt 4: Joe Cookson 6: Obie Simper 7: Will Cookson 14: Hamish Henderson 15: Toby Thwaites Under 18 Women 2: Mari Henderson Under 14 Women 1=: Poppy Freeman 1=: Ruby Hewitt The Freeride group along with a number of other Malvern skiers have just competed in the Snowsports Freeski Nationals at Cardrona, which took place from

September 30th - October 5th.

“They have been doing this for a few years now and compete against similar aged children in Ski Cross, Freeride, Half Pipe and Freeski (jumps). It is a great way to finish off the ski season for them all,” Lucy concluded.

Snowsports Freeski Nationals: Junior Freestyle National Overall Results: U12 Freeski Women 3: Poppy Freeman U14 Freeski Men 7: Obie Simper U16 Freeski Women 3: Mari Henderson U16 Freeski Men 3: Tom Freeman U18 Freeski Men 1: Harry Cookson.

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Signage from earlier days - clearly seen on the wall exposed by the removal of the adjoining block of shops on Darfield’s main street.

Jack Rich’s Shop began in Mathias Street, near the railway line (the site of the Moore Builders’ premises) before moving to a main street location around 1964. The Shop sold paint and hardware (Jack was a painter and decorator) then branched out into giftware, toys, fishing equipment and sports goods. The shop was substantially increased in size to accommodate the extra wares on sale and provided service to the township for many years, before continuing under changed ownership. Jack, who played cricket for Greendale, has no family remaining in the area.

When Jack Rich’s Shop vacated its Mathias Street premises, Darfield Drapery under the ownership of Maurice and Margaret Lee began to trade from the building. In due course they moved to another bigger shop at the western end of South Terrace, before eventually occupying the much larger shop that had been home once again to Jack Rich’s Store.

The current building owners and owners of the new Darfield Four Square supermarket, Delwyn and Kelvin Taege plan to retain the Jack Rich’s shop building and refurbish it in preparation for new, future tenants.

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Janelle RikiRiki-Waaka grew up in the area and until recently her parents resided locally too.

Janelle’s talented son (and grandson of ex Sheffield Publicans Reg and Sheryl Riki) Riki

Jordan Riki not only played in the U19 Kiwi League team against the Australian Schoolboys team in Brisbane, but he had the honour of captaining the team too.

A very proud family moment, Jordan Riki and his mum Janelle Riki-Waaka. Jordan holding the shirt he would wear while captaining the U19 Kiwi League team against the Australian Schoolboys at Dolphin Park on September 29th.

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ANNABEL’S EDUCARE & 3 YR & 4 YR OLD KINDERGARTENS The game took place on Sunday, September 29th in Brisbane’s Dolphin Stadium.

The Kiwi U19s had only had five days together prior to the game, and while they fought hard against a well drilled Australian team unfortunately didn’t come away with the win.

“Jordan showed great leadership of the squad during a very tense and well contested match,” commented Janelle proudly.

At just nineteen years old, Jordan has been a full time player as part of the Brisbane Broncos wider training squad this year, and in their top 36. He played for the Norths Devils (a Bronco's feeder Club) in the Intertrust Super Cup competition and they finished fifth this season. Jordan has currently just started his offseason break and will return home for some much needed R and R before starting preseason training on November 1st back in Brisbane.

Jordan’s next goal is to gain a spot in the top thirty Broncos squad, plus have a great season for the Norths Devils in 2020.

“He loves living in Brisbane and being part of the Broncos and is looking forward to 2020,” Janelle concluded.

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This year at the Hororata Parish Spring Fair the creative kids’ competition has a focus and we are leaving the creativity up to you!

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Paint up some rocks; Make a bird feeder; Make a planter box for spring vege plants; • Make a sculpture with sticks from the garden.

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When you have completed your creation or coloured your picture, fill out the entry card, attach it to your entry and bring it to the Hampton Engineering We also have a colouring Registration tent on the competition. So, go colour morning of the Fair, crazy and make our wee Monday, October 28th • • •

then visitors are given the chance to own a one-off piece of Kiwiana at the auction which takes place at 11:30am.

“There is local pride at stake and fierce competition to get your name on the unique People’s Award, handmade Trophy,” Yvo n ne r ep ort e d. “T h e competition is open to any local bloke who wants a chance to show his creative side. All they need to do is bring their piece on the day to the Hororata Parish Spring Fair by 10am.”

The Hororata Parish Spring Fair is also part of the Heritage Festival again this year, giving people the opportunity to share stories of the past that link them to the place. Visitors to the Fair will be able to learn about early settlers in the area with a video by the Hororata Historic Society,

For further information see the advertisement in this issue, visit their website www.hororataparish.co.nz or Facebook page.

Entry and parking are free and the event takes place wet or fine.

between 9-9:30am. They will be displayed and then judged at 10am. Items will be required to stay on display at the Fair until 1pm.

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There will be certificates • All materials are to be for the best entries and provided by the child some wonderful prizes for entering (if you need the ‘best of the best!’ something for your entry

Attach entry form to the creation

Creative Kids Competition Colouring Competition

visit the St John's Church graveyard, or be transported in a vintage car to discover stories of the District’s people gone before.

As well as the Auction and Heritage aspect there is all the traditional Fair fun to be had with many attractions, like stalls offering delicious homemade jams and specialty foods, handmade crafts, a wide range of plants and a large selection of second-hand books. Children can enter the Creative Kids competition and be in to win some great prizes.

Bruce Nell with his Happy Birthday fence and successful bidder Nicky Muir at last year’s event.

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Saturday 19th Oct, 9:30-10:30am

The Hororata Parish Spring Fair has been part of the Hororata landscape for many years and will again challenge blokes on their #8 wire skills.

The Spring Fair is about more than just raising money, it is about raising community spirits and providing a fun family day out for all it is reported.

The Country Auction has been a highlight of the Fair for over ten years, but for the second time only, the challenge has been laid down to the men, blokes and Trevs living within the Hororata Parish to showcase their #8 wire skills and build their entry for the Agri Garden Art competition.

“Last year we had eight entries and they raised over $1,350, such was the craftsmanship and imagination of these clever locals,” commented committee member Yvonne Cookson.

Cookson “Last year’s entries used saw blades, horse shoes, truck springs, hay rake tines and #8 wire like never seen before, then add to this discs, chains, bolts, sumps, scissors, gears, fence posts, rail sleepers and more. The addition of the #8 wire challenge to the auction last year was really fun and we’d really encourage even more people to enter this year,” Yvonne added.

“This year the challenge is about recycling posts, wood, timber you know, that stuff lying around in and around the sheds,” she laughed. “Entries are voted on by the public during the Fair and

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• Be creative… remember you want to attract the judges attention with your entry.

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HORORATA HISTORIC WALKING TRAIL Sunday 13th & 27th October 2019 (Weather permitting)

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Starting at St John’s Church

Cars can be parked near the Church, and after tea or coffee at the museum, walkers will be returned to the car park by classic car.

As part of the Beca Christchurch Heritage Festival the Hororata Historical Society will be hosting a Walking Trail on two Sundays in October, weather permitting.

The walk starts at the historic St John’s Church and Graveyard and continues through the Hororata Domain and the main street of Hororata to the Hororata Museum and Coton’s Cottage.

A brochure available to walkers has a map, illustrations and descriptions of the historic points of interest along the way.

Some of these include the Hororata Hall designed by Samuel Hurst Seager and the home of Truman Jones famous for his association with traction engines, as well as the old stores and the blacksmiths.

The Domain is one of Canterbury’s best kept secrets and the walk follows sign posted tracks to help walkers follow the trail which is guided if needed, but can easily be walked independently.

The walk takes approximately one and a half to two hours, easy walking; is push chair friendly and suitable for all levels of fitness.

Cars can be parked near the Church and after tea or coffee at the Hororata Museum, walkers will be returned to the car park by classic car. The ongoing restoration of Coton’s Cottage can also be seen.

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The historic St John’s Church in Hororata where the Walking Trail starts.

Coton’s Cottage which will be one of the places walkers will see on the Walking Trail hosted by the Hororata Historical Society and which is part of the Beca Christchurch Heritage Festival.

This Saturday is the deadline for local election voting with votes to be received by Council before midday, Saturday, October 12th. This means the only option now, at this late stage, is to drop voting papers in to the Council offices in Rolleston, or one of Selwyn’s libraries or Council facilities.

There are ballot box locations across the District (Council’s Rolleston offices, at the Darfield, Leeston, Lincoln and Rolleston libraries, Selwyn Aquatic Centre, Lincoln Event Centre and West Melton Community Centre) during normal opening hours all week, and on the final Saturday up to 12 midday.

“Local elections are an important way for people to have a say on issues that are crucial in their local communities, and on how services and facilities are planned and developed for the future,” said deputy electoral officer, Stephen Hill.

Hill Preliminary results for the Selwyn elections are expected to be available late Saturday afternoon, and will be published on the Council website as soon as they are available.

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September was a busy month for all gymnastic clubs throughout the South Island and none more so than the West Melton one. In the past month they have attended four gym n a st ic c o mp e ti t io n s, travelling to Hokitika, Kaikoura and Ashburton (twice) to do so.

That meant each weekend there were early starts, late finishes and very tired gymnasts.

“We are extremely proud of all our gymnasts,” said Club spokesperson Pam Higgins.

Higgins “Everyone puts so much effort and en ergy int o th ei r gymnastics, with the result they produced some well polished routines,” she said. “We had some amazing results throughout the four competitions with 43 medals being won by our gymnasts.

This was made up of nineteen Gold, fifteen Silver and nine Bronze,” Pam explained. “A special mention goes to Shelby Miller and Brooke McEvoy who attended all four competitions and achieved medal winning performances at all four,” Pam added.

Shelby was presented with two Golds and two Silvers in the Iron level, while Brooke was awarded three Golds and one Silver in the Bronze level.

The competition season continues right through to December with the last one being the Christmas Competition which is hosted by Christchurch School of Gymnastics.

“Attending competitions is one

of the highlights for our gymnasts each year. It is a chance to have something to work towards, gain confidence, meet new friends and challenge themselves,” Pam ended.

Bronze level at the Hokitika Competition.

L to R: Addyson Cawthray (3rd), Brooke McEvoy (1st) and Kate Vee (2nd).

Kaikoura. L to R: Shelby Miller (1st Iron), Briar Croskery (4th Iron), Jack Snowdon (1st Grade 2, Boys) and Ashlee Peterson (2nd Iron).

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Around a hundred firefighters, families and officials attended the annual Darfield Fire Brigade Awards, held at the Darfield Recreation Centre on Saturday, October 7th.

Following the Brigade Awards the evening was a special recognition for Firefighter and long serving Brigade member Terry Hutchinson.

Hutchinson Terry was awarded his twenty five year Gold Star for service and commitment to fire and emergency services.

“Terry is a popular member of our Brigade. It was a huge pleasure to see him recognised for the great effort he has contributed to the Darfield Volunteer Fire Brigade and also the Darfield Community,” commented Darfield Volunteer Fire Brigade Chief Fire Office Alan Kittelty.

Kittelty 2019 Award Presentations UFBA Service Awards: • FF Chris Mehrtens 3 Year Certificate, 3 Years • FF James Moffat 3 Year Certificate, 3 Years • SFF Philip Hunt 2 Year Silver Bar, 7 Years • FF Hayley Rossiter 2 Year Silver Bar, 7 Years • SFF Daryl McCaughan 2 Year Silver Bar, 9 Years • QFF Lauren Beattie 2 Year Silver Bar, 11 Years • QFF Andrew Hanrahan 2 Year Silver Bar, 11 Years • SFF Bryan Thomas 2 Year Silver Bar, 15 Years • QFF Katherine Waller 2 Year Silver Bar, 15 Years • SFF Guy Anderson 2 Year Silver Bar, 21 Years • OSFF Duncan Frew 2 Year Silver Bar, 23 Years • SO Michael Richards 2 Year Gold Bar, 27 Years • OSFF Peter Beattie 2 Year Gold Bar, 35 Years Long Service Awards: • SFF Guy Anderson 1st Clasp, 21 Years • OSFF Peter Beattie 3rd Clasp, 35 Years.

The United Fire Brigades’ Association (UFBA) acknowledges the commitment of brigade members to fire and emergency services by awarding service honours at these mile stones: • 3 Year Certificate • 5 Year Medal • 7, 9, +2 years up to 23 Years, Silver Bar • 25 Year Gold Star • 27, 29, +2 years up to 49 Years, Gold Bar • 40 Year Certificate • 50 Year Medal • 52, 54, +2 years, Gold Bar.

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Planning is already underway for the 2021 South Island Agricultural Field days (SIAFD) at Kirwee, with the appointment of Michaela McLeod as the new organising committee chairperson.

After nine years with the organising committee in various roles, Michaela now heads the team of about 25 volunteers.

Attracting about 30,000 members of the farming public every two years, SIAFD provides a three-day showcase for everything agricultural, including the latest in technological innovations. SIAFD is also different from some other field days, with land and crops made available to provide working demonstrations of broadacre farm machinery.

Michaela commented that for the next SIAFD on March 24th to 26th, 2021, the organising committee already has a successful formula to build on and a great permanent site at Kirwee.

“It’s a huge challenge taking on the role of chair.”

While she is the first chairwoman and there are few women on the committee, she

said there isn’t anything stopping more women from participating and encouraged more to do so.

Committee members come from a range of agricultural backgrounds and include farmers, farm workers, industry professionals and contractors.

SIAFD provides professional development for its organising committee members, enabling them to take on roles and business skills they might not encounter in their day jobs.

“We are a group of people that work hard individually in our own jobs, then come together to work hard for the field days and have a good time doing it,” Michaela said.

Based at Darfield, Michaela, who has a BAgSci (Hons) degree from Lincoln University, operates a business running independent agricultural research trials in conjunction with her husband Ben, Ben who is also a fencing contractor. They have two children, Joe, Joe aged three and Harriet, Harriet aged eight months.

Michaela replaces Rodney Hadfield, Hadfield who was chairman of the organising committee for both the 2017 and this year’s

Michaela McLeod, the new organising committee chairperson. field days.

Being part of the organising committee is a great team effort, with a mix of young and experienced members, Rodney added. “You get to meet different people and companies you wouldn’t otherwise deal with.”

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Small Strokes Synchro Club recently competed in the New Zealand National Championships held in the Moana Pool, Dunedin on September 29th.

The Club sent its biggest team yet, and with five girls in New Zealand squads this year, their impressive results reflected this.

Small Strokes Free Open Combination team not only performed extremely well, but also received a fourth placing.

“Additionally we managed some interesting sightseeing for the girls including the Butterfly house in Dunedin and playing tag on the castle on the way home,” reported Small Strokes owner and Head Coach Joan Billings.

Billings “Overall our coaches, Emma Hawkins, Hawkins Leticia Hart, Hart Chantelle Padget and I, have worked hard with the girls this year and these results reflect the effort put in by all,” Joan explained.

“Big contributors to a successful trip were our bus company with Nicola the awesome driver who helped the girls with all sorts of other jobs, Tina our camp mother who sorted all our meals; a definite necessity, and our wonderful Club Manager AnneAnne -Maree Ward who made all our arrangements,” Joan concluded.

The Small Strokes AquaCombo team who gained a silver medal in second place. L to R: Sophie Wu, Amelia McConnochie, Leticia Hart (winner of Figures in the Aquarinas section), Yana Chernova, Louisa Chretiens, Tillie Hawkins.

At last, commented organisers a perfect spring day at Terrace Station for the many visitors and keen gardeners, who kept the volunteers busy as they all arrived. Some went straight for the plant stall to stock up with the much sought after trilliums, primroses and various other woodland plants with Terrace

Station’s Kate Foster reporting a huge sale of plants. “Just one trillium left at the end of the day.”

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Dappled light and spring temperatures added to the enjoyment of the Terrace Station gardens which were open to the public last weekend.

picnics on the lawns, by the homestead and it was pleasant to note that no brazier was needed!

The quiz table fascinated many new faces with the older generation able to recognise many of the ancient domestic items, though apparently some required explanations!

“We look forward to another perfect day for the last spring open day at Terrace Station in November,” organisers concluded.

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which saw the dancers perform on a magnificent large stage in the impressive, purpose built performing arts facility. TMDW dancers competed across the four days in Jazz, Contemporary, Lyrical and Hip Hop genres. The Competitions were extremely popular and attracted huge numbers in each class, (some had up to 25-30 competitors). This made the Studio’s results even more commendable!

“We are proud of our dancers and would like to congratulate all who were involved,” said Tara McKeown, McKeown Director TMDW! “Students are now excited to be moving into their end of year show preparations,” she added.

Results from the event: Open Hip Hop Team 2: Dem Beats 3: Salute Open Contemporary Team 1: Bottom of the River 3: Breathe VHC: Shallow Open Jazz Team 2: The Greatest Show 3: Dance like ya Daddy 4: Cell Block Tango VHC: Black Betty HC: It’s Raining Men C: This is Me Open Duo or Trio 3: Breanna Hodges, Hodges Jemma Dalley & Alex McGregor 4: Caitlin Knowles & Alex McGregor (Jazz) 5: Caitlin Knowles & Alex McGregor (Contemp) VHC: Jaida Banks, Banks Lily Payton, Payton Neve Molloy C: Caitlin Smith & Georgina Prosser 14yrs and Over Hip Hop 1: Caitlin Knowles 2: Jaida Banks 3: Amy Poynter 14yrs and Under Hip Hop 1: Barnaby Maude 3: Hannah Molloy VHC: Milan Beattie Novice Jazz 10yrs and Under 1: Isabella O'Reilly Jazz Under 10yrs 2: Rubie Leech 4: Brianna Riddle 5: Emily O'Reilly Jazz 10 & under 12 3: Alyssa Collings Musical Theatre Under 12 VHC: Rubie Leech C: Alyssa Collings Impromptu Under 12 5: Rubie Leech 10 and Under 12 Lyrical 5: Emily O'Reilly Contemporary 14 and Over 5: Grace Allan HC: Alex McGregor Novice Jazz 10 and Over 2: Grace Allan 14yrs and Over Jazz C: Katie Molloy

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Over the weekend of September 28th/29th nine cadets from Darfield St John Youth division represented Mid Canterbury at the South Island regional competitions, held in Hanmer. It was reported that this was a busy weekend for all who attended with competitors having to complete a number of scenarios. They were required to respond to both medical and trauma first-aid situations both in teams and as individuals.

Those attending also competed in drill and a written test, along with a communication test, during the course of the weekend.

“There was a high calibre of skill displayed over the weekend, across all those competing,” said Victoria Tomes, Tomes the Divisional Manager, Darfield Youth Division. “Our cadets did very well to achieve the results they did.”

The Darfield St John Youth

Competing as a Senior Team L to R: Bailey Inwood, Samuel Ireland, Rebecca Inch and Daisy Prosser with their medals and trophies achieved through their first placings in competition.

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Senior Team of Bailey Inwood, Inwood Samuel Ireland, Ireland Rebecca Inch and Daisy Prosser gained the following results.

1st: Communication test 1st: Pairs 3 & 4 3rd: Team Leader 3rd: Number 2 1st: Number 3 Senior Individual: Jenny Walter 3rd: Trauma 1 1st: Trauma 2 3rd: Resuscitation

Competing as a Senior Individual - Jenny Walter with her first placed Trauma 2 plaque and certificate for achieving Excellence at LDT Camp (leadership development training ) earnt earlier in the year while training for her cadet leader rank.

Exploring with found materials is is about highlighting the mission something that was an important creative activity to develop our skills as children.

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Sew Delightful of Darfield are recreating that environment for the wider community by using found and donated materials to recycle, repurpose and reuse into wonderful creations.

“As items come through the door we spend time looking at them then create something of use from them,” said Elizabeth Connor one of the members of Darfield’s Sew Delightful.

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The Elephants have been gifted to the Malvern Hub and distributed to primary schools in the Selwyn Area.

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On September 27th the Darfield Bridge Club held its annual Spring Charity Bridge Tournament at the Darfield Recreation Centre. One hundred people attended the event hailing from all over Canterbury and enjoyed a very successful day.

Over $1800 surplus was raised and this will be donated to The Friends of both Darfield and Oxford Hospitals.

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The season opening for the Malvern Bowling Sub-Centre, comprising of West Melton, Darfield, Coalgate, Oxford and Kirwee Bowling Clubs, was to be held on Saturday, October 5th at Kirwee.

“Players from all those clubs were present on the day, at the right place and the right time, ready to play for the coveted Mary Macartney Cup - except that the heavy southerly rain had made that impossible by soaking the green that morning,” reported Marian Galloway of the Kirwee Club.

“Play was off, but the Kirwee folk made the visitors welcome in their agreeably warm Clubhouse,” Marian added.

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Back Left: Dave Knight (Patron), Right: Tony McLauchlan (President), Front: Peggie Jenkins (Life Member).

“This was followed by a round of socialising and afternoon tea,” Marian said. “The season was declared open by Tony,

The intrepid Sheffield Garden Club are heading out again, wellies, brollies, coats and gloves, do we need a pen? Heading down to Southbridge, Leeston also in the mix, gardens of all different sorts, it's really hard to pick. Hidden out the back of Leeston, No 7, beauty stretched before us, a li/le breath of Heaven. Ill health has not beaten them, they've really made their mark, garden spread before us, rest awhile and park. A li/le touch of French here, a tasty bite of lunch. A country field of daffodils, they really pack a punch. Gnomes and fairies visit to dance away the night, li/le eyes of children sparkle with delight. Plants for sale on High Street, come and buy a treat, welcomed in to visit, a new friend we did greet. Green fingers are rewarded by planLngs new and rare, pleasure given, plants exchanged, enjoyment we can share. No 4 on our list, lawns stretched far and wide, gardens full of trilliums, trees grow side by side. Pleasure as we strolled about, stories they are told, families and friends are met, houses have been sold. Finally O'Connell Street, what wonders lie inside? Tranquil English seSng, green fields and countryside. Inside the doors a surprise awaits, artworks all on show, enjoyed our day out on the bus, now really Lme to go.

Thank you Pete and Judith, you really did us proud, filled the bus, enjoyed the day, no arguments allowed. Laughter, stories lunch and sights, Lred and weary, home.

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and another day was to be found to contest the Mary Macartney Cup,” she concluded.

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Do I actually need a computer?….

Short answer is maybe.

Definitely no if the man from Microsoft/Police/IRD rings up and says that you have been sending viruses out to people.

You say, ‘I don’t own a computer’.

Yes if you want to do more than look at the internet and Facebook. Your PC, Desktop or Laptop does many things better than a smart phone, or tablet.

It will create and store your documents easily so that they can be found without difficulty; including photos, documents, and other personal files. Editing of those pics and files is so much easier on a desktop, because of its size.

The PC will also print them easily with many more options for you.

Your PC can store your emails on your computer for you if you need to use email when you aren’t able to connect to the internet.

Don’t get me wrong Tablets and phones have their place it’s just that it’s limited. Try creating a document on a smart phone. Not easy, as well as cutting and pasting…too hard.

You don’t have to buy fancy connection cables to get your TV, or big computer screen, working from your PC - you just plug it in then you can have access to it for the size. As well you can extend it, instead of duplicate it, and you have double the space to visualise what you need to do.

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Follow the Sustainability Trail in November; Lincoln Envirotown is urging people not to throw away broken or torn things. This is because a Repair Café will feature in their November Trail.

People are asked to hang on to those household items, appliances, toys, bicycles or clothing which might be repaired instead of going to landfill and bring them to the Repair Café for mending or advice.

“The Repair Café is one of a number of events planned for early November as part of the exciting ‘Trail’,” explained Dave Fitzjohn, Fitzjohn Project Manager, Lincoln Envirotown Trust.

The programme shown, sees all the events planned with environment and sustainability as a central theme.

“There is something for everyone,” Dave added. “For those who prefer outings there are trips to a sustainable winery or the Ecodrop, while some may wish to learn skills such as making sustainable household products, or growing their own vegetables,” he said. “For those who just want to enjoy and learn something of the outdoors,

there will be a guided walk around Lincoln’s Mahoe Native Reserve,” Dave commented.

Events taking place on the Sustainability Train during November: Zero Waste Road Trip - Lincoln: Minibus from Lincoln to tour the EcoDrop Centre at Parkhouse Road, Wigram. Return to The Laboratory, Lincoln for lunch and a talk on building with recycled materials.

Repair Café - Rolleston Community Centre. Members of the public can drop in with broken items to be fixed. There will be people with the following skills to help: Electronics, Sewing, Woodwork, Bikes, Toys.

Weaving Workshop - Rolleston Community Centre.

Making Household Products Lincoln Event Centre: Book to come along and make household

products e.g. Laundry powder, soap.

Adventure at the Mahoe Lincoln: Activity based at the Mahoe Reserve, with a focus on learning about Biodiversity and native plants.

Clothes Swap - Lincoln Event Centre: People bring along quality preloved clothes to swap for other clothes donated.

Community Garden Workshop Lincoln Community Gardens: Veges 101 - Introduction to growing vegetables.

Sustainable Wine & Food Lincoln - Melton Estate - Lincoln: Visit Melton Estate Winery to hear about their sustainable practices and have a light meal.

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Two photos tell the story of the transformational difference that a business initiative undertaken with Lincoln Envirotown have made to the grounds of Selwyn’s Primary Schools over the five year span of the project.

The first image depicts Weedons’ student Sharria Rangihuna attending the planting of the first tree with then Deputy Selwyn Mayor Sarah Walters and the driving force behind the initiative, Alan Peacock from Independent Signs, the second picture shows Sharria and Alan beneath the same tree, five years on.

Five years ago during a visit by a

Responsible Business Coordinator from Lincoln Envirotown, Alan voiced the idea of an initiative to put fruit trees into the Primary Schools of Selwyn District. He gathered together a group of businesses who were willing to support such an initiative, sponsoring up to ten trees for each school, every year. He was motivated by a desire to enhance not only the school environments, but also to see students learning about healthy home-grown food. He also foresaw the fruit freely produced helping school members and the wider

Sharria Rangihuna, centre, with the then deputy Selwyn Mayor Sarah Walters (left) and Alan Peacock (right) in 2015 at Weedons School where the first tree was planted.

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community.

An important partner in the project was Aaron Bartlett whose company ‘The Outdoor Space’ undertook to deliver the trees purchased, and advise the students on their planting. The students played a significant role in determining the placing, planting and use of the fruit in years to come.

“Most of our Primary Schools have benefitted immensely from this undertaking including new schools that came into existence after 2015 when it all started,” said Dave Fitzjohn, Fitzjohn Project Manager, Lincoln Envirotown.

In 2019 Sharria Rangihuna and Alan Peacock beside the first tree which was planted at Weedons School in 2015.

The 2019/20 CRV Ambreed Country Premier One Day CompeFFon begins on the 12th of October (aSer being rained out last weekend). This compeFFon again will be hotly contested amongst the eight compeFng teams. Two full rounds are followed by semis and then a final.

Here is how Darfield are shaping up for the coming season:

Darfield up until a month ago were destined to be playing senior grade cricket in the 2019/20 season after finishing in last place in 2018/19. Kaiapoi’s late withdrawal have thrown Darfield a lifeline which they’ll be hoping to grab with both hands. For the lateness of the notification that they were going to be in the Premier competition they have done an outstanding job to pull together a good squad of players to go into the season with.

Captain Michael Pauling returns to lead the team and he will have other experienced campaigners such as Nick Jenkins and Dave Beatty to lean on throughout the season. Liam Foulkes will return in good form from a winter in the UK, his off-spin will be crucial to Darfield’s results again this season. Darfield will be hoping that keeper-batsmen Alister Collins will find some good form with the bat and behind the stumps.

Key Players: Darfield will be looking forward to the second part of the season when young guns Jesse Frew and Ryan Hughes will join their squad. Jesse is hopeful of making the NZ U19s and Ryan is an outside chance of making the Canterbury U19s. Both are potential match winners with both bat and ball. Michael McCaughan will bolster Darfield’s pace bowling stocks as he returns to the Darfield Club after a period with Riccarton. Michael has the ability to knock over any top order players if he finds good rhythm with the new ball. Canterbury rep, Henry Shipley is predicted to only be available for a couple of club games throughout the season.

Lincoln Envirotown would like to thank the following businesses for their wonderful support over the last five years in putting Fruit Trees Into Selwyn Primary Schools...

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Independent Signs Ltd The Outdoor Space Juice Electrical Hawkins 2017 Ltd

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Dust off the tennis racquet and join a Club (see contact details below), with two grades to choose from, Social and Serious, there’s no need to be an expert. In fact it is an excellent way to learn and a great activity for families. There can be as many in a team as liked, but four play each week in three, half hour matches; one with each team mate. At the end of the evening the team’s winning matches are counted.

If both teams win three matches then it comes down to winning games to determine the victor.

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AGM Tuesday 29th October 7:30pm Coalgate Tavern NEW MEMBERS WELCOME

Term 4 starts Monday 14th October 2019 Classes held in Darfield, Sheffield & Glentunnel.

10 week block (pay in advance) - $120 All classes pass (pay in advance) - $150

Places are limited so please message me to book a class/classes.

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Nominations are required from the community for members and officers of this committee and will be accepted on the night.

GOLF RESULTS

Results 5th October 2019 MATCH OF THE DAY: MacDonald Shootout Trophy (Ladies) & Blackburn Shootout Trophy (Men’s) MacDonald Shootout:: Shootout: 1st: 1st G Heffernan 2nd: J Benn 3rd: J Redfern & K Adams Blackburn Shootout: Shootout 1st: B Nahkies 2nd: J Counter 3rd: G Gough & W Watson

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Results 3rd October 2019 MATCH OF THE DAY:18 DAY:18 Holes Stableford 1st: J Blatch 38 2nd: W Mehrtens 36 3rd: V MacKenzie 35 4th: L Smith 35 5th: 34 6th: K Battersby 33 5th L Scott 7th: L Anderson 32 8th: L Steele 31 MATCH OF THE DAY: 9 Holes Stableford 1st: K Bush 21 2nd: T Craig 20 3rd: J Jenkins 19 4th: S Marden 18 5th: B Thompson18 ————————————— Results 5th October 2019 MATCH OF THE DAY: Championship Finals Day Sen Champ: Champ N Weavers R/U: B Thompson Best Nett: Nett L Anderson Int Champ: R/U: Champ J Blatch R/U L Steele Best Nett: Nett K Battersby Jun Champ: Champ P Rivers R/U: R/U L Scott Best Nett: Nett L Scott Mildred Wolfe Trophy (Best Nett Finals Day over 36 holes): K Battersby Margaret Ford Trophy (Top Qualifier): N Weavers

GOLF RESULTS

Results 4th October 2019 MATCH OF THE DAY: $5 Friday Golf 1st Men: M Wills 29 Men 1st Ladies: 24 Ladies G Hobbs Closest to the Pins: Pins #2: M Wills #6: S Prendergast #11: P Collins Glentunnel vs ROTW: ROTW 5 - 5 (ROTW are Championship Winners, with highest total score) Players of the Season: Season Men: C Bishop Ladies: A Collins Results 8th October 2019 MATCH OF THE DAY: Top Dog & Stableford Top Dog: Dog 1st: S Gilmour 39 2nd: T Hicks 34 Team Stableford: Stableford 1st: M Wills, B Bryant & M Adams 114 2nd: J Whitaker, J Morten & E Woodward =: M White, N Muir & M Wills 103 Two’s: Two’s J Morten, M Wills Closest to the Pin: Pin P Collins

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COUNSELLING

ARE you wasting your CHIM Chim. We'll sweep your log EXPERIENCED counsellor available to provide focus and valuable time trying to -burners flue, check the support. Dawn Logan BA keep up with your accounts? firebricks, baffles, air-tubes (Psyc) Cert Psyc Care (Otago) Call us now for hassle-free and controls. We're experts A&D Counselling (C.I.T). Ph accounting, tax and business on coal-ranges, also sweeping 027 252 7533. advice - all right on any sized open fire. We quote your doorstep. Sterling and undertake repairs, flue DOGS Accountants @ Malvern extensions and install bird Business Hub, Ann-Maree netting. 0800 224 464 021 215 0981.

Members NZHHA. OXFORD BALING SERVICES

DARFIELD

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

CHIMNEY CLEANING

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Jones Road Auto Marie & Trevor Michael McLenaghan Contracting Noble Adams NuFarm Peak Solutions PGG Wrightson Real Estate Plimm Built Ltd Texture Plants Russley Golf Club Selwyn Rakaia Vet Services Silver Dollar Sicon South Pacific Seeds Southern Woods Specialty Seeds Ltd Spreading Canterbury Staples & Kidd Team Work Solutions Thirsty Liquor Two Fat Possums UPL Ltd W.A. Boyes Waimairi Beach Golf Club Waterforce Weedons Country Club

The success of this tournament is also dependant on the players who generously support us on the day and our members who contribute in many ways in the lead up to, and on, the day. Your support is always appreciated - Thank you!

OWNERS moving - need a new home! Older cat, black, ginger speckles. Loving, enjoy sitting in sun or on someone’s lap. Small eater, enjoy company (not vigorous kind). If you would like to meet me, please contact 318 7116 or 027 927 5911.

CATTERY ANGEL Cats Boarding Cattery, Oxford. Love & cuddles galore! Pick-up & delivery.

Check us out on Facebook @angelcatscattery or w ww . a n g e lc a t s .b i z C a l l Sarah 03 312 1452 / 0210 424 367 or email angelcats@xtra.co.nz CELEBRANT CELEBRANT - Michelle Spence.

Weddings and Civil unions in Selwyn area. Please phone 318 3000 or 027 205 4660 or visit the website: www.michellespencecelebrant.com

Darfield Life Church

CHURCH NOTICES

SUNDAY 13TH OCTOBER 10:30am Ph Wayne Watson 027 281 8340 17 North Terrace

CLEARANCE SALE

CLEARANCE SALE

PUTTING BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY Effects of two furnished rental cottages will be available for sale at

27 Pocock Road, Springfield Friday 11 October & Saturday 12 October 2019 between 9.00am - 6.00pm on each of these days.

Proceeds are going to Springfield Fire Brigade and St Peters Community Church Springfield Building Fund.

• Beds, including Queen bed, a good quality large

wooden desk, rugs, other furniture, household goods, various tools and an old style dog kennel.

• Cash on the day preferred, or donation by direct deposit to either charity (bank details will be available) • Anything left at the end of Saturday will be sent to the Metro Eco Centre in Christchurch or burnt.

Please respect our tenant by parking on Pocock Road to make your inspection as a dog and small child live on the property.

Jo & David Frecker - Cell Text/SMS: 021 0819 3940 or jo@frecker.com.au

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R K FIREWOOD Supplying wood for this Winter!

Old Man Pine, Bluegum, Macrocarpa, Oregon.

TRY THE HOT MIX! EWpos available.

All top quality, clean wood.

Phone Rini 027 451 7300 AC & EA WAKELIN

FIREWOOD FOR WINTER 2020 We have a great variety of old man pine, oregon, macro & bluegum available!

Phone: 03 312 4637 or 021 260 4520

FOUND TWO rings found at Lake Coleridge Village. Phone 03 351 9854.

Friday 11th October 2019 FOR SALE

LOCKSMITH

PAINTING & DECORATING

POINT of lay hyline/shavers LOCKSMITH Selwyn based PAINTER pullets for sale. Please phone 24hr mobile service, keys Affordable rates 021 863 158. cut and general lock and Rubbish removal WOOD shavings - untreated, safe maintenance. EFTPOS & gutter cleaning. clean shavings suitable for available. Call Locktight I stand by Canterbury! horse stables, calving sheds, Security 021 171 8060.

Phone Wayne on chicken houses and rabbit 03 385 4348 or 027 274 3541 h u t c h e s . Av a i l a b l e i n PAINTING & DECORATING 70L bags, 1m 3 bales (compressed) and bulk delivery. Phone 03 344 1676 for more details.

For all Painting and Decorating services!

Interior & Exterior Painting & Plastering

Udi Painting & Decorating

PEA STRAW

Fully Qualified  Wallpapering Roof Painting  All work guaranteed Free Quotes.

Contact Udi Aale 021 074 2075

CAN DELIVER PHONE 027 439 9116

GARAGE Sale, this Saturday 12 October. 9.00am -1.00pm at the Trinity Hall, corner of Greendale and McLaughlins in Darfield.

Roof painting, stopping & wallpapering, gib fixing, weather board, barges & fascia repairs.

References available.

Phone Dave on 021 142 0567 PETS & LIVESTOCK

PETS & LIVESTOCK

HEDGE TRIMMING INSPECTIONS

HEDGEHOG Hedge & Shelterbelt Trimming Owner Operated Geoff 021 549 499 A/h 03 324 3482

TENANCY Inspections!

Offering initial & routine inspections on tenanted houses, taking the hassle out for you. Call Rebecca of Rural Tenancy Inspections Ltd on 027 313 2270 or email us at office@ruraltenancy.co.nz MACHINERY WANTED

Hedge Trimming in Canterbury

Call Don today on 021 066 3011 or 03 318 2983 • Half size tractor for easier access • Up to 6m height topped at 5m or less • Branch size up to 50mm • Cutter drops material to side of hedge.

RURAL MARKETING LTD

Purchasing PRATTLEY Portable Yards (sheep & cattle) Loading Ramps, Weigh Crates, Spare Gates and Panels!

PH: 027 345 9262 HEDGE TRIMMING

CALF DISBUDDING • 17 years experience • Pain relief (No Pain) used to

minimise pain & discomfort • Tetravet sprayed to reduce

risk of infection • Hygienic systems in place • Equipment disinfected &

cleaned after each job • All equipment provided

(excluding labour to push calves into the crate) • All calves MUST be yarded or penned before arrival • Multiple visits if required

• IHC Charity calves disbudded

free of charge.

ADDITIONAL SERVICES: • 4 bale portable head crush (side by side) • Rubber ringing bull calves • Weighing • Drenching & vaccinating (client to supply).

SEASON 1 AUG - 1 NOV 2019

Ph: 021 059 4980 E: freemandean21@yahoo.co.nz

Phone Chris O’Donnell 027 210 2532 | 03 318 8479 Email: ruralgorsehedge@gmail.com

Micky Conway Painter & Decorator Darfield Based Will cover all areas Contact Micky on

021 125 1613 conwaydecor@hotmail.com

FULLY INSURED

PEST CONTROL

ROOM TO RENT SINGLE lockable rooms in Darfield Hostel. Internet, sky TV. $180pw. Please phone 027 479 1431 or 318 3660.

SCRAP METAL BEST prices! Amalgamated Scrap Ltd. Buying cars & farm machinery. Specialising in farm clean-ups. Rod McQuoid buyer. Ph 027 695 0480 or 0800 030 712.

STUMP GRINDING

STUMP GRINDING SERVICE AVAILABLE

Phone Craig on: SITUATION VACANT

SITUATION VACANT

027 222 1632

BAKER AND OR COOK

SITUATION VACANT

Due to new ownership, a full or part-time position has become available at Springfield Store & Cafe.

DUNSANDEL STOP SHOP

This role has hours that can be negotiated, with position starting in November.

CASUAL WEEKEND WORK

Please email your CV to: voxterby@gmail.com or phone Bronwyn 027 291 7242

FRONT OF HOUSE Due to new ownership, a part- me posi on has become available at Springfield Store & Cafe.

Formerly Garry Stevenson

‘For all your decorating needs’

SPIDERBAN NC LTD. Darfield owned and operated since 2008. C all Brian for pest control requirements 0800 667 778.

$40 GARAGE SALE

PAINTING & DECORATING

Experience in making coffees and customer service is an advantage but training can be given to the right person.

This would suit a high school student or person looking for summer work with a November or December start date.

Hours can be negoLated.

Please email your CV to: voxterby@gmail.com or phone Bronwyn 027 291 7242

Experience in making coffees & customer service an advantage.

Week 1: Sat 5 hours Week 2: Sat 12 hours

Ph 03 325 4154 or email your CV to dunsandelstopshop@gmail.com

Friday 11th October 2019 WINDOW CLEANING

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WINDOW REPAIRS

COUNTRY TOUCH SERVICES Your very own LOCAL,

WINDOW REPAIRS

reliable & experienced

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Window Cleaner

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Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Phone or text Wilf Lock on 022 044 0654 or 03 347 8226 (A/H)

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WINDOW REPAIRS SHELLEY’S Glass and Glazing.

Got a broken glass window?

Insurance work, Pet doors, Mirrors, Retro Refits, Single/ Double glazing, Splashbacks, Fire Glass. 32 years in the glass industry. Operates in Oxford, Cust, Darfield, Rolleston, West Melton & Surrounding Areas. Call your local Glazier - Mark on 03 312 3253 or 0272 426 368.

Mirrors Catdoors Splash Backs Retro Fit Double Glazing Insurance Repairs

TRADES

TRADES

House & Roof Pre--Paint Wash Pre Hydro Drain Cleaning

Moss Treating: roofs, footpaths & driveways.

Cleans most surfaces: fences, paths, brick, block, wood, concrete & machinery.

Free Quotes. Ph Mike Richards 03 318 8380 or 021 179 0584

Ph 03 318 4128 www.malvernglass.co.nz

WANTED

DEAD, DEAD damaged or derelict cars, trucks, vans & 4WD’s, including motorbikes. Cash paid. Phone 03 318 0650.

TRADES

TRADES

WINDOW TINTING

TINTTINT-A-WINDOW Solar Protective films. Fade UV block. Heat Glare control. Privacy. Safety/ Security. Frosted films.

Free online quotes. info@tintawindow.co.nz www.tintawindow.co.nz Ph 0800 368 468.

FAIRBRASS BUILDERS Registered Master Builder • •

NEW kitchens, wardrobes, laundries or what ever you need! Remodelled or just new doors. Good advice, good price. Ring Lex 03 349 0150 or 027 439 3926.

PORTABLE sawmill for all your timber requirements and macrocarpa sales. Please phone Graeme Knowles on 021 613 229.

Your local mobile Hose Doctor

R eg is te re d

Phone Rodney Fairbrass on: Master

TRADES

New houses or alterations Award winning builder

RICKI SMITH - DARFIELD

Ph: 03 318 3778 M: 027 446 7092 E: fairbrassbuilders@gmail.com Specialising in: 

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Feedlots / Silage Pads Agricultural Effluent Storage Systems Driveways / Patios Residential Foundations & Slab Excavations & Shingle Supplies New Homes Farm Buildings

Ph 022 602 6502 0800 4 ENZED (0800 4 36933)

www.enzed.co.nz Heat pump supply, installaFon, servicing & maintenance General household & business electrical work.

Give Nigel a call now for your no obliga"on free quote

Ph: 021 387 750 COMPUTER

DAIKIN • MITSUBISHI • HITACHI

Your LOCAL & reliable tradesman COMPUTER

SuperComputer Sales and Service of new and used machines.

Networking, Virus protection, Backup Re-loading and Restoring of Windows. Plain old fashioned Help & Assistance!

“Creativity is just connecting things.

When you ask creative people how they Mark Jones did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn’t really do it, the just 03 318 1956 saw something. It seemed obvious to 027 210 4242 0800 427 427 them after a while.” - Steve Jobs. www.supercomputer.co.nz

mark@supercomputer.co.nz

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Friday 11th October 2019

Daily On Site Sales & Servicing

Darfield based with over 38 years of local knowledge and experience

Authorised Service Agent for Most Brands since 1996!

• Ovens Machines • Cooktops • Dryers • Washing Machine • Dishwashers Hire from $8 p.w.

• Washing

Septic Tank Cleaning Jetting Unit for blocked drains Camera Investigations | Port-a-loo hire

Reg. Service Technician

Office 318 8609 | 0274 338 693 | admin@leechdrainage.co.nz

Tiler & Registered Water Proofer Look me up on

david wilkinson

www.mytradesman.co.nz

registered electrician phone 03 318 1231

or phone 03 318 1973 or 027 421 1637

fax email

e: bowenFling@gmail.com

03 318 1235 sales@electricalcontractors.co.nz

po box 26 kirwee

we’ll be there when you need us. guaranteed. on time guaranteed or your first hour is free! conditions apply.

Selwyn Electrical Ltd Your Local Registered Electrician

ROB KELLOCK 318 1676 or 021 184 2448

Call Danie 021 875 462 03 980 2865 / 03 344 5744 www.spouting2u.co.nz

Qualified

Bricklaying & Blocklaying Stonework Restoration Work Chimney, Fireplace & Firebacks • Quality Workmanship Guaranteed • • • •

021 732 331

VINCE DALY Ph (03) 318 8020 021 250 6944

Maintenance Renovations & new builds Pump servicing and installation Water filter installation Water pump hire Supply and installation of septic tank systems • Gas and wood fire installation • IQP in backflow prevention • Teatsprayer servicing • • • • • •

0800 752 400

plainspgd@gmail.com

DARFIELD BASED

Upholsterer

EVER WONDER...

Recover: Lounge Suites Dining Chairs Squabs etc Free Quotes Based in Weedons Ph 03 980 4979

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

• Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

• Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

• Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

• Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

• Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?

• You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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