Issue 249
Local News for Local Communities
Thursday 24th September 2026
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ROLLESTON TECHNICIAN WINS JOHN DEERE AWARD New Zealand’s top John Deere technicians and apprentices have been recognised alongside their Australian peers at the sixth annual John Deere Technician of the Year Awards, held in Brisbane last week. The awards followed an intensive testing programme at John Deere’s Crestmead headquarters in Queensland, where 30 finalists from New Zealand and Australia completed practical, diagnostic and technical challenges across two days. The event included two New Zealand winners, with James Doherty, of Drummond & Etheridge in Rolleston, named New Zealand Agriculture & Turf Service Technician of the Year.
A farm kid from the South Island, the 26-year-old grew up around John Deere tractors and says working on them was the career he always wanted. “When I left school in 2017, there was pretty much only one option for me, and that was to go and work on tractors,” he said. “It’s all I ever wanted to do, and John Deere has always been the brand for me.” James is known for his product knowledge and dedication, with customers specifically asking for him when they need technical support. He said the award was a proud moment and reflected the encouragement he had received throughout his career. He particularly enjoys working on the modern 8R Tractor and
X9 Series Combine Harvester, although the 2850 utility tractor he has at home remains his favourite. John Deere Managing Director Australia and New Zealand Luke Chandler said the calibre of this year’s winners reflected the strength of the company’s dealer network and the important role technicians and parts professionals played in keeping customers operating. “The finals are designed to put competitors under real
pressure, testing not only their technical knowledge but their ability to diagnose problems, think critically and deliver practical solutions, That expertise is built over time through strong dealer investment in training, development and hands-on experience, and it is reflected every day in the support our teams provide to New Zealand farmers, contractors and businesses.”
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A passion for all thing John Deere: James Doherty with his New Zealand Agriculture & Turf Service Technician of the Year Award.
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ROLLESTON CHRISTMAS PARADE The Rolleston Residents Association and Rolleston and Districts Lions Club are right in the middle of planning the Rolleston Christmas Parade for Sunday, November 29, 2026. The event that started off with two people – Rolleston Residents Association’s Taylor Staines and the late John Jones from the Rolleston & Districts Lions Club – visiting the Selwyn District Council on separate occasions to find out how they could start a Christmas parade in Rolleston. The Council put the two groups together, and the event was brought to life in 2024 with its inaugural parade. Sadly, during the early planning stages of the first parade, John became unwell with cancer. Jackie Codyre from the Rolleston Lions stepped in to help, working alongside Taylor to keep the plans moving.
Taylor says, “John was still able to be part of the first parade, proudly driving his little red car along the route. He passed away the following year, but
his part in getting the parade started remains an important part of its history.”
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A partnership between two community groups that resulted in the Rolleston Santa Parade: From left, Jackie Codyre, Taylor Staines, Tony Condon, and Jimmi Anderson. Front centre, the late John Jones.
MEKONG MOMENTS:
A JOURNEY BEYOND THE EXPECTED By Shannell Stanbridge. I went to Cambodia and Vietnam expecting incredible sights. I came home with stories I’ll never forget. My recent two-week journey with APT aboard the Mekong Serenity, travelling from Siem Reap to Ho Chi Minh City, was so much more than a holiday. It was a journey through ancient history, vibrant cultures, extraordinary food – and some very confronting chapters of the past. Of course, there were the bucket-list moments: standing
beneath the magnificent towers of Angkor Wat, exploring the atmospheric “Lost Temple” of Beng Mealea and cruising along the mighty Mekong. But it was the moments in between that really captured me. Meeting families in rural villages. Watching silk and rattan being woven by hand. Waving to children as we travelled through Cambodia and Vietnam. Visiting a floating village and seeing how communities have built their lives around the water. Shopping in a local market before learning to cook Vietnamese dishes. And then came the moments that stopped me in my tracks. Visiting the Killing Fields and Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum was deeply confronting. I was incredibly humbled to meet Chum Mey, one of only seven known survivors of the prison, and hear part of his story. Even more poignant was learning that another fellow survivor had passed away just two days
earlier. It reminded me that travel isn’t always about beautiful photographs. Sometimes it is about listening, learning and remembering. By the time I celebrated Vietnam’s Independence Day in Ho Chi Minh City and finished with an exhilarating vintage Vespa night tour, I knew this trip would stay with me. Because the best journeys aren’t simply measured by the places we visit, they’re measured by the people we meet, the stories we hear and the moments that change the way we see the world. That’s what lies ‘beyond the boarding pass’.
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ROLLESTON RUGBY PLAYER SELECTED FOR U18 PATHWAYS PROGRAMME
New Zealand Rugby(NZR) has announced the New Zealand Schools, New Zealand Barbarians Under 18 and New Zealand Māori Under 18 Ngā Whatukura squads to take part in the 2026 National U18 Pathways Programme in Hamilton. Congratulations to Rolleston local lad and St Andrew’s College student Lennox Kopelani on his selection for the New Zealand Secondary Schools Squad in the 2026 National U18 Pathway Programme. Lennox’s rugby journey has taken him from Rolleston Club and Rolleston College through to Selwyn Schools Combined 1st XV, St Andrew’s College 1st XV and Ellesmere Representative rugby. Photo: facebook.com/frontrowbackseat
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ROLLESTON MEN'S SHED UPDATE
A peek at the new sledge and reindeer requested by the Rolleston Lions Club for the Rolleston Christmas Parade. was asked to pose as Santa By Sandy Ferguson. Over the past months, the Claus before the Lions Club Shed has had near a dozen collected it. tables to refurbish, ranging Clotheslines are commonly from coffee table size to full attached to fences and hinge dining room tables. The dining up when needed. From fence to room ones are often flapping sheet is not far. The accompanied by a set of Shed has been making steel poles so more clothes can be chairs. Recently the Shed made a hung and hung free from other sledge and reindeer for the obstacles. Lions Club to use at the More old laptops have been Rolleston Parade before brought to the Shed. Can they Christmas. One of our members be used? Yes, so they are loaded with easy-to-use free software, suitable for emails, web browsing, writing documents (a complete office suite) and editing pictures. Some of these things can be done on a phone but the much bigger laptop screens make things easier. The important items are a cuppa and biscuit and the companionship that goes with it. The Shed is open Saturday, Monday, Wednesday and Thursday, 9am until mid-day. Visit our website for more information at rollestonshed.wordpress.com
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DON'T MISS THIS ANNUAL EVENT! The annual Parish Spring Fair at Trinity Church, Darfield is on Saturday, September 26 from 9am -12pm. This is a long-standing and popular spring event, and this year hosts a number of new stalls, both inside the church and outside. What’s more, the Parish Op Shop will also be open. New this year, include Brazilian coffee beans from Nations Coffee, Papercrafted gifts as well as hand-painted cards, candles, children’s clothes, china, knitting and household linens. Outside there are also
new stalls including aromatherapy, black garlic paste and Himalayan dog chews, along with Nat’s Nursery’s plants, lavender products, china and glass creations, wooden toys, puzzles and rugs. The popular Parish bake table is also back, as well as the plant stall, raffle and books. Something to eat? The Comet Coffee cart, delicious American Delights Donuts and the Parish sausage sizzle will look after you. Fundraising from the sale helps support local Anglican parish
services across Malvern, including Sunday worship, weddings and funerals, as well as home visiting and the maintenance of church buildings in Courtenay, Kirwee, Darfield, Sheffield and Springfield.
DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP FOR SHAKEOUT! Wednesday, October 21 at 1:30pm is ShakeOut day, where hundreds of thousands of New Zealanders will practice their drop, cover, hold, and their tsunami hīkoi if they're in a tsunami zone. It's free to sign up, and you'll be in the draw to win prizes if you do, whether you run your drill with us on October 21, or at a time that's more convenient for you. To sign up, visit getready.govt.nz/involved/ shakeout/sign-up. REPAIR CAFÉ RETURNS TO ROLLESTON Don't Toss It - Fix It! Got a toaster that's lost its spark, a bike gathering dust, or a favourite t-shirt coming apart at the seams? Don't throw it out - bring it along to the October Repair Café at Rolleston Community Centre on Saturday, October 10 from 10am to 1pm. Note all items must be collected by 2pm. Skilled volunteers will be on hand to help troubleshoot and fix household appliances, computers, clothing and textiles, bikes, general items, and garden machinery like lawnmowers and line trimmers. Registering beforehand with a description of your item helps volunteers prepare the right tools, but drop-ins are
welcome too. Register at events.humanitix.com/repaircafe-oct-26. For any questions, contact Dave at Lincoln Envirotown Trust on 03 423 0445 or projectmanagerlet@gmail.com SUPERGOLD TRAVEL HOURS HOURS TO CHANGE SuperGold cardholders in Greater Christchurch will lose free weekday travel between 3pm and 6:30pm later this year, as local hours are brought into line with the national scheme. The change affects Metro services in Christchurch, Waimakariri and Selwyn, and will coincide with the rollout of the Motu Move national ticketing system. Free travel will remain between 9am and 3pm, after 6:30pm, and all day on weekends and public holidays. Environment Canterbury says
the start date is yet to be confirmed, with passengers to receive advance notice. CALLOUT FOR ROLLESTON ROLLESTON GARDENERS Can you volunteer some time to help with the monthly working bee at the Community Garden at William Street on the last Saturday morning of each month or with the garden at Rolleston Railway Station, originally planted as part of Rolleston’s 150 year's celebration? The Railway Garden is on Tranzrail land and is not cared for by Corde. A small group hold a working bee every few months, however anyone can go there at any time to do some weeding if you can take your own rubbish away. If you can help with either garden or both, contact Nancy on 03 347 7211 and leave a message with your contact details.
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DO YOU KNOW YOUR LVR’S FORM YOUR LEP’S AND LEM’S? By Ginny Nelson. An LVR or lending to value ratio is a common term and worth talking about. In an ideal world, you would have a 20% deposit or an 80% LVR. For an investment home, the Reserve Bank has set a baseline of 30% deposit, but there are exceptions, and this can be sourced from the equity in your existing home. Banks like an 80% LVR or lower, as it lowers the risk for them, and borrowers like it
because you are not subject to LEP or low equity premiums. This can also be called an LEM or low equity margin. Some banks will add this as a percentage to the interest rate or may add it as a percentage of the lending in a lump sum that they will usually capitalize into your total lending if your LVR (lending to value ratio) is not too high. Kāinga Ora First Home Loans allow for low deposits – even
5% - but charge a 1.2% insurance fee (LEP) on the amount of the loan. If you are borrowing $300k, you would be charged $3600, which would be added onto the loan amount. Not all banks are equal and if you get a ‘no’ from one bank, it does not mean you can’t get ‘yes’ somewhere else. It is a good idea to work with a Mortgage Adviser and find out if you qualify.
BUSINESSES, IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TAKE PART October is here, and with it comes our biggest celebration of the year – the Selwyn Responsible Business Awards evening, taking place on 30 October. This is your final opportunity to register and be part of it. Held every two years, these awards recognise the businesses, schools, charities and organisations across the Selwyn / Waikirikiri District that are making a genuine difference – whether through environmental action, community contribution, staff wellbeing, local resilience, or responsible business practices. Taking part couldn't be simpler. Assessor Chris Stagg will pop out for a friendly 30minute chat about your business's strengths, successes and challenges – no forms, no fuss. From Bronze right through to Diamond, every effort is worth celebrating, and this is your chance to be recognised alongside your peers at our October Sustainable Awards event.
If you've been meaning to get in touch, now's the time – entries close soon. We also encourage businesses to make contact if they would like to network with other like
-minded businesses to share ideas, understand what resources are available, participate in workshops, and more.
Register your interest with Chris Stagg at selwynrbnawards@gmail.com or phone 022 476 7932 or sign up at wkf.ms/4v4jeXK.
Some of the Best Apps for Seniors Smartphones can do much more than make calls and take photos. With the right apps, they can help you get around, save money, manage everyday tasks and keep entertained. Here are a few worth trying. SuperGold App If you have a SuperGold Card, the app makes it easy to find discounts and special o ers while you’re out and about. You can search for participating businesses and discover deals nearby, whether you’re at home or travelling around New Zealand. Google Maps Great for directions, but also handy for finding nearby cafés, shops and attractions. You can even save places you want to visit later. Your banking app Using your bank’s o icial app is generally the safest and easiest way to manage your accounts from your phone. Just make sure you download it from the o icial App Store or Google Play Store. Libby Got a library card? Libby gives you access to thousands of free eBooks, audiobooks and magazines through participating public libraries. Google Lens Point your camera at something and Google Lens can identify it, translate text or help you find more information. It’s particularly useful when travelling or reading unfamiliar labels. There are thousands of useful apps out there, but you don’t need them all. Start with the ones that genuinely make your day easier. Need help setting them up?
Call the Geeks on 0800 424 335.
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MANA WHENUA VOICE AT COUNCIL TABLE One of the highlights of being Selwyn’s local MP is meeting people who are working hard to build a future for themselves and their families. Whether it is a young graduate starting a career, a couple saving for their first home, or women making time to look after their health, their challenges deserve practical solutions. That is why National is focused on helping Kiwis keep more money in their back pocket and making places like Selwyn an affordable place to live, work and raise a family. We have recently announced two election policies, alongside a Government announcement for women’s health. A re-elected National Government would reduce the compulsory student loan repayment rate for New Zealand -based borrowers from 12% to 10% from April 1, 2027. This would mean graduates and young professionals keep more of what they earn every payday,
making it easier to get ahead while building a career in New Zealand. We would also take a tougher approach to overseasbased borrowers who avoid repaying their loans, helping ensure the system remains fair. National has also announced our policy of changes to the First Home Loan scheme to help more New Zealanders achieve the dream of home ownership. While first-home buyers now make up nearly a third of all house purchases, saving a 20% deposit remains a major barrier to getting onto the property ladder. By lifting the income cap to $300,000 and removing the existing cap for single buyers, more people would be able to access a First Home Loan with just a 5% deposit. Home ownership provides stability, security and a stronger foundation for families, and we want more Selwyn residents to have that opportunity. Alongside these policy
announcements, Government is taking significant steps to improve women’s health. From March 1, 2027, cervical screening will be free for all women aged 25 to 69. Cervical cancer is one of the most preventable cancers, and early detection saves lives. Making screening free will help more women access this vital service and supports New Zealand’s goal of eliminating cervical cancer by 2040. Whether it is supporting graduates, helping first-home buyers, or improving access to life-saving healthcare, these initiatives are about delivering practical outcomes for Selwyn families and communities and building a stronger future for our district. As always, my office is open Monday to Friday, from 10am to 4pm. Feel free to drop by anytime if you need assistance or have any questions.
Mayor Lydia Gliddon with Puamiria Parata-Goodall, who has been formally appointed to Selwyn District Council as Mana Whenua Representative for Te Taumutu Rūnanga strengthening the partnership between Council and Te Taumutu Rūnanga and ensuring mana whenua perspectives continue to help shape decisions affecting the district. The appointment was confirmed at the Council meeting on 16 September following a nomination from Te Taumutu Rūnanga. As Mana Whenua Representative, Puamiria (Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Waitaha, Ngāti Kahungunu) will have speaking rights at Council meetings, as well as speaking and voting rights on the Audit and Risk and Finance and Performance Committees, however she will not have voting rights on Council decisions.
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ROLLESTON GARDENS SET TO BLOOM IN 2026 COMPETITION The bi-annual Rolleston Residents Garden competition is on again this year. It was last held in 2024 and was well supported by gardeners and local sponsors. The competition is open to urban gardens and there is no entry fee. Rolleston continues to grow at a rapid pace and amid the new builds and expanding streets a colourful garden adds to the ambience of a well-cared for residence. The competition is an incentive for homeowners to take pride in being a resident of Rolleston and to have the chance of winning some great prizes. This year there is a new category for patio gardens (hard surface) with pots. Every garden tells a story of home. The judging will take place on
October 28 and 29 when gardens are looking their best. The entry forms are now available and can be downloaded from the Facebook page or emailing rollestongardencompetition@ gmail.com. The gardens will be judged on basic design principals such as balance, colour, unity and harmony. Also, what type of plants have been chosen to enhance the garden such as trees, climbers and perennials. It
doesn’t have to be a big garden; small gardens can be just as stunning. There will be categories for vegetable gardens, commercial gardens and school gardens. Each winner receives vouchers and a small trophy with their name and which category they entered on it, to keep. The presentation evening is on Wednesday, November 18 at 6pm. For enquiries, contact Brenda Dunlop on 03 347 3073.
Bryan and Sue Wilson were the winners of the 2024 competition.
NATIONAL GARDENING MONTH Grow a piece of paradise. Gardening is getting a little more room to grow, with New Zealand's long-running National Gardening Week expanding into National Gardening Month (NGM) this October. The month-long celebration reflects the growing role gardening plays in New Zealanders' lives – from growing fresh food and creating havens for birds and bees, to transforming balconies, courtyards and backyards into places to relax and reconnect. With the theme ‘Grow a piece of paradise’, National Gardening Month encourages everyone to get involved, regardless of the size of their outdoor space or gardening experience. Whether it's planting herbs on a sunny windowsill, creating a colourful flower bed, growing the family’s vegetables or establishing a native sanctuary, the month celebrates the idea that paradise looks different for everyone. NZ Plant Producers Inc spokesperson, Debbie Pascoe, says extending the event to a full month recognises that gardening isn't something that
happens over a single weekend. "We wanted to give New Zealanders more time to be inspired, visit their local garden centre, attend a garden festival or plant something new and enjoy the simple pleasure of watching it grow. “Creating your own piece of paradise doesn't have to mean a large garden or a big budget. It can start with just one pot and one plant. Gardening is one of the few activities that benefits our wellbeing, our communities and the environment all at the same time,” says Ms Pascoe. To celebrate National Gardening Month, readers have the chance to win a hamper of gardening goodies to kickstart their little piece of paradise. The prize comprises a collection of premium plants, seeds and gardening products, valued at $300 and generously
donated by New Zealand's gardening industry. National Gardening Month runs throughout October, and a calendar of activities can be found at nationalgardeningmonth.co.nz. nationalgardeningmonth.co.nz
You can also follow NGM on Facebook and Instagram. About National Gardening Month: National Gardening Month celebrates the positive impact gardening has on wellbeing, communities and the environment. New Zealanders are encouraged to get outside, connect with nature and get growing - whether that's in the backyard, a courtyard, on the balcony or in a community garden. It doesn't matter the size or what is grown, every garden has the power to bring joy, nourish people and create a place to connect with nature.
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ROLLESTON CHRISTMAS PARADE ...continued from page 2. Rolleston Christmas Parade now attracts more than 35,000 visitors. Taylor says, “It’s both exciting and slightly daunting, but there is something special about standing back on parade day and seeing the streets packed with families, children waiting for Santa, local groups proudly showing off what they do and people simply enjoying being together.” The event also showcases stall holders, performers and food vendors plus the businesses in Rolleston to the public. While the actual parade only lasts a short time planning starts
months in advance with applications from stallholder and food vendors to process, sponsorship to find, traffic management plans to work through, communications, emergency planning, health and safety requirements and a considerable number of volunteers to coordinate. “One of the biggest jobs is making sure everyone can enjoy the event safely,” Taylor says. “It's also about all the little things nobody thinks about until they need doing — where does Santa go, where does a performer park their truck, who has the key to something, where
does a parade entry line up, what happens if someone doesn’t turn up, and of course the question every outdoor event organiser asks constantly in the final week: what is the weather going to do?” For all the work involved in organising a large event such as this, one of the best parts for Taylor and Jackie is seeing the community take ownership of it. “It may be the Rolleston Residents Association and Rolleston & Districts Lions Club coordinating everything behind the scenes, but the parade really belongs to Rolleston,” says Taylor.
A SPRING HELLO By Yvonne Lamond, Selwyn Central Community Care. Spring is here, bringing longer days, warmer weather and a wonderful opportunity to get out and about in our community. At Selwyn Central Community Care, our volunteer-driven community van service helps local residents across Rolleston, West Melton, Weedons, and the wider Selwyn community get to where they need to go, whether it's a
medical appointment, shopping trip, social outing or other essential journey. More Than Just Transport For many people, having access to reliable transport can make a huge difference to their independence and wellbeing. Our friendly volunteer drivers provide more than just a ride — they offer companionship, reassurance and a helping hand, making each journey a little easier
and more enjoyable. A huge thank you to all our wonderful volunteer drivers for giving their time and helping keep our community connected. Need Our Van Service? If you or someone you know could benefit from our community van service, please get in touch. Contact Yvonne Lamond on 027 313 1122 or visit our website www.selwynccc.co.nz for more information.
ROLLESTON PROBUS By Ann Barber. Recently, we had a member of the Rolleston Volunteer Fire Brigade talk to us on batteries, fire alarms and electric blankets. There have been two battery related fires in Rolleston in the past seven months. So, the take home message was stay around when you are charging batteries. Electric blankets should be checked six monthly and replaced every 10 years. Did you know that the Fire Service offers a free home
fire safety visit? They will assess your home, check your alarms, and identify potential fire hazards. Our main speakers were two ladies from Merivale Podiatry, who both shared their separate and different pathways to becoming podiatrists. Our members have also checked out the new facilities at Full Monty’s by going 10-pin bowling followed by lunch from the wide range of food on offer. Our next outing will be to Operatunity’s show of “Stars of the Stage and
Screen”. If you are retired or semi-retired, then this could be the organisation for you. Come and check us out! Please contact our Membership Officer, Ritchie Smith, for further details on 027 944 4416 Remember the SWELL Expo for seniors on Tuesday, October 13 at the Lincoln Events Centre from 10am to 2pm. Free is entry. Our motto is Fun, Fellowship and Friendship.
ROLLESTON CENTRAL PROBUS By Jill Webb. The year is passing quickly and our club is growing so we must be doing our best to keep the interest there for folk to come along and enjoy the Friendship, Fellowship and Fun, so if you are new to the area and looking for something do come along and join. We have had varied speakers and outings over the last month. James, a beekeeper, spoke about his family business and how many
bees it takes to keep the honey flowing. Our September speaker was Julian from Oderings on safety in the garden. Our outing to Parakiore Sports centre in the city was another informative trip to get to know what types of indoor sports are available. We also visited Ravenscar House – a house that Jim and Susan Wakefield donated to city. Our Out and About group’s annual, fun, non-competitive Mini Golf
tournament lived up to expectations, as did our bimonthly dinner at Lone Star held on September 20. Don't forget we have coffee morning too, so our members are spoilt for choice. New members welcome come along on the third Tuesday of the month. For more information, contact Herb on 03 321 7466 or Ir is on 0 2 1 0 2 9 3 5 9 8 .
ROLLESTON GARDEN CLUB By Jill Webb. Well, is Spring here? It looks like it – with all the daffodils, camelias, rhododendrons budding, winter roses, and dwarf azaleas in their second flowering. Up and coming events on the Club’s calendar is a trip to the Herbarium at Lincoln, which is well worth the visit to see all the great work being done to preserve plants for the future knowledge of what has been growing out there. In October, we will be visiting two gardens in Tai Tapu, then coffee at Raspberry Cafe. What is happening or what could happen in your garden now? There is plenty of incentive out there to encourage us to garden. If you have a glasshouse, tomato plants are available now and seed potatoes are ready to put out to shoot before planting for the Christmas meal. Other vegetables to grow in wellcomposted, dug over and fertilised ground could be carrots, beetroot, silver beet, spinach and radish seeds. Flowers like cosmos, cornflower, Iceland poppies, for bee loving flowers, can put in seed trays. This is also time to give the lawn a bit of attention with scouring and fertilising to have lush green colour to contrast your flowers. No matter how small or large a garden you have, the Rolleston Garden Club is always interested in new folk to come along and share experiences with likeminded gardeners. For more information, contact Julie on 03 347 1511 or Anne on 03 347 8817.
ROLLESTON & DISTRICTS LIONS By Val Knowles. Our Lions Club had an enjoyable evening and meal at the Golden Mile Restaurant at its last tea meeting There was plenty of room for everyone and it was a trial only at this stage until more discussions are had. Some of the requests for funds now are the Lions Skin Cancer bus asking for $10 per Lion per Club in District E.to keep this important vehicle on the road; The Canterbury/West Coast appeal to keep the shuttle bus operating for Cancer patients; the Camp Quality appeal for children with Cancer to go to Living Springs in January for a holiday; the suicide prevention trust, Diabetes, and the Salvation Army Appeal. The Christmas Parade report is full and informative. There are to be various projects for our Club, and everyone will be involved. For our involvement they will be our food tent, tombola, lucky dips, count the Beans in a Jar, Christmas cakes, lily bulbs and five major raffles. The Menz Shed has finished making our Santa sleigh and it has been painted and looking beautiful. Besides all this there is our diabetes fundraiser, fireworks night all happening before the Santa parade. To find out more about the club, email r olle st on li on sc lu b @gm a i l.c om
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A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants." A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read “Unique Breakfast,” so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. “What’s your Unique Breakfast?” he asked inquisitively. “Baked tongue of chicken!” she proudly replied. “Baked tongue of chicken?… baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?” “Just bring me some scrambled eggs,” the man replied.