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Issue 1,236 - Friday 5th June 2026

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LOCALS SET FOR ICONIC FINKE DESERT RACE

With the start line almost insight,AliceSpringsisinfull pre-race mode ahead of the Tatts Finke Desert Race 2026, the event’s 50th anniversary edition, running June 5–8. Known simply as “Finke”, the iconic multiterrain, two-day race sends bikes, cars and buggies through desert country between Alice Springs and theAputula(Finke)community. It is one of the Northern Territory’s biggest annual sporting events, and for riders it remains “the most fun you can have with a helmet on” whilemaintainingareputation asoneofthetoughesto -road courses in one of the most

remote places in the world. New Zealand will again be represented, with three Kiwis competing in Australia, including two Darfield locals who have been preparing intenselyforthechallenge.

MarkTerry,ofDarfield,issetto make his Finke debut in Class 8Veterans(55yearsandover), racingnumber879onaSherco 500 (2026). Mark decided to add Finke to his "must do" list after following his fellow Darfield rider Tom Plunkett last year. His journey to the start line follows a significant recovery; at the World Vet MX Champs in 2024, Mark was taken out by a Swiss rider and required full shoulder reconstruction surgery, which sidelined him for nearly 10 months. Despite this, he remains a high-level competitor, traveling to the United States in 2024 and 2025 for the World Vet MX Champs at Glen Helen Raceway, where he achieved an impressive third in the

worldinhisclasslastyear.He also continues to compete in motocross both locally and nationally.

Joining him is Tom Plunkett, also of Darfield, who is entering Finke for the second time in Class 2 – 451cc and above Four Stroke, riding a Sherco 500 (racing number 221).

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Tom Plunkett and Mark Terry prior to travelling to Australia for the Tatts Finke Desert Race.

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A COMMUNITY VICTORY

Darfield Hospital is again accepting new patients, after HealthNewZealandconfirmed medical cover had been secured and admissions could resume for those who meet standard clinical safety criteria.

The hospital’s closure to new admissions in recent months had fuelled public frustration and prompted packed community meetings with HealthNZandlocalMPs.

Darfield Residents Association chairperson Harvey Polglase described the decision as a victory for the community, saying strong local support highlighted the facility’s importance, while Selwyn District councillor John Verry said keeping hospital admissions in Darfield would provide vital care closer to home and help ease travel

costs for families facing growingfinancialpressures. HealthNZsaiditwasworking with local providers to manage referrals and admissions.

While Health NZ senior staff have indicated the facility does not align with modern best-practice health delivery models, many locals argue Darfield Hospital has long played an important role in providingcareclosetohome.

A decision on the long-term future of the hospital is still expected by the end of the year.

Selwyn MP Nicola Grigg welcomed the reopening in a Facebookpost,sayingitwasa huge win for the Darfield and wider Malvern community withthereopeningofDarfield Hospital.

“Thank you to those who

raisedconcernswithmewhich I was able to successfully advocate to the Minister of Health and Health NZ –WaitahaCanterbury.”

She said the importance of local accessibility of health services is vital - especially with Darfield’s growing and agingpopulation.

“I look forward to hearing the outcome of HealthNZ’s review of healthcare services in the widerregionlaterintheyear.I will continue to work alongside both Health NZ and the community in finding lasting solutions that best fit theregion’sneeds.

Thank you to Minister Simeon Brown MP for taking action and to all of the community advocates who have championed the fight for keeping key health services local."

SELWYN ART SHOW RETURNS

The much-anticipated Selwyn Art Show will return to the Rolleston Community Centre onSaturday13andSunday14 June 2026, bringing together artists from across Canterbury for a vibrant weekend of creativityandcommunity.

Now in its 24th year, the annual exhibition is organised by Arts Heart, Selwyn Central Arts Council and continues to grow in both scale and popularity, with increasing numbers of artists and visitors attendingeachyear.

This year’s exhibition will showcase a diverse range of works including sculpture, painting, ceramics and fibre arts, with approximately 80

artistsrepresented,manyfrom theSelwyndistrict.

Amongthefeaturedexhibitors is Kirwee-based sculptor Julie Shanks, whose distinctive Oamaru stone creations are inspired by natural forms and organic shapes. Working across a variety of sizes, Julie also incorporates recycled materials such as plates and copper wire into her sculptures, creating pieces that are both imaginative and environmentallyconscious.

Julie encourages fellow artists to embrace experimentation and individuality in their work.

“Keep experimenting and find what you like,” she says.

“Don’t fit someone else’s mould, you can only rave about asculptureifyoureally

loveit.”

OriginallylivinginWellington, Julie moved to Selwyn where she became actively involved in local arts groups and galleries.Sheisalsoamember ofArtsHeart–SelwynCentral ArtsCouncil, whose mission is to support and promote a vibrant arts community throughout the Selwyn district.

The Selwyn Art Show will be open tothepublic from 10am to 4pm on both days at the Rolleston Community Centre, 94 Rolleston Drive. Art lovers of all ages are encouraged to attend and experience the wide range of creative talent on display. Artwork is available for purchase throughout the weekend, and EFTPOSisavailable.

Kirwee-based sculptor Julie Shanks

SUPPORTING FARMERS IN THE AGE OF AGRITOURISM

NewZealand’sagritourismboom is reshaping the rural economy, with glamping pods, walking tracks,andfarmstayspoppingup across the country. For farmers, thiscreatesanopportunityfora steady, non-seasonal income stream - but with this new opportunitycomesnewrisk.

Hostingvisitorsonyourproperty creates liabilities that standard rural insurance policies aren’t designed to cover. Until now, farmers with agritourism ventures have been forced to choosebetweencostly,ill-fitting commercial insurance, or an unacceptablyhighlevelofrisk.

Anewsolution: Anewsolution: AgritourismCover+ AgritourismCover+

As farmers across the country were pricingup tiny homes and outdoor baths, insurance broker Sean Lysaght was working towardsacoversolution.Asthe CEOofCanterburybrokerageGSI South, Sean has a history of developing innovative products for the rural community, including unique business interruptioncoverforsustainable farmingoperations. In partnership with Agritourism

New Zealand, GSI South developed and released AgritourismCover+, New Zealand’s first dedicated agritourisminsurance.

AgritourismCover+ bridges the gap between rural and commercial with a carefully selected suite of policies that cover the risks of rural businessesandtourismventures, without double-ups or cover gaps.

“The beauty of this product,” Seansays,“isthatit’sahybridof rural insurance and commercial insurance. Agritourism ventures haveadifferentriskprofilefrom a farm, and a different risk profile from commercial, sowe’veputtogetherthispolicy tocoverboth.”

As well as providing a robust cover solution, Sean hopes that AgritourismCover+ can relieve some financial pressure on the rural sector. “Premiums for farmers have been rising significantly over the last few years,”hesays.

“We’re trying to make their insurance programme efficient, so they don’t have to duplicate

things: we make it fit for purpose, and hopefully save somepremium.”

Who needs AgritourismCover+? Who needs AgritourismCover+? needs AgritourismCover+? needs AgritourismCover+? This cover is only available through GSI South, so if you’re considering any of the

followingagritourismoperations, givetheteamacall:

• Adding a BnB, glamping pod, or farmstay to your property.

• Adding a public walkway or bike track to your property.

• Offering public tours of your property.

• Establishing an overnight or multi-night hiking trail on your property.

• Making your property available for hunting or fishing trips (guided or unguided).

CANCER EXERCISE SESSIONS

A new FREE weekly session for cancer patients is starting at the RejuvenateYou Studio in Springfield on Monday, June 8, at 1pm. This venue offers a private, safe, and supportive space to connect, move, and feel encouraged alongside others on a similar journey. Clients will also get to enjoy a cuppa while taking in the rural and mountain views after their 45minute exercise/movement session.

Ainsley, a personal trainer and owner of RejuvenateYou, has over 15 years’ experience and specialised oncology training. She has been running three successful sessions for cancer patients over the past two years in Rolleston and at BrainTree in Papanui. These sessions are proudly supported by the Cancer Society New Zealand and Blue Brothers.

Ainsley is passionate about bringing this valuable service to our local community in Malvern. These new sessions are gratefully supported through funding from the Malvern Cancer Support Group, and we warmly invite anyone with a cancer diagnosis, at any stage of treatment or recovery, to join us, whether you have exercised before or not. All abilities are welcome.

Each session is carefully tailored to the individual, with exercises and movement adapted to suit how the client is feeling and what is best suited to them on the day. These sessions are geared for all genders. As with the other sessions, the cuppa and chat afterwards have proven to be important for general wellbeing.

Research shows that people with cancer who exercise regularly often experience better outcomes and improved quality of life. Regular movement is associated with a lower risk of cancer recurrence, as well as fewer and less severe treatment-related side effects. Years of scientific research have established exercise as an invaluable part of cancer care, supporting both physical and mental wellbeing throughout treatment and recovery. Evidence-based guidelines recommend that all people with cancer engage in regular, appropriate exercise, helping them better tolerate treatment and recover more effectively. Whether you are currently in treatment, recovering, or looking to rebuild strength and confidence, you are welcome. See advert alongside for contact details to book a space or for further information.

NEW INITIATIVE ENCOURAGES CREATIVITY, CONNECTION AND WELLBEING

A new grassroots initiative in Darfield is creating a safe and welcomingspaceforpeopleto slow down, connect and expressthemselvescreatively.

“ConnectThroughCreativity” (CtC) is a relaxed community programme where people can unwind, explore creativity and connect with others without pressure or judgement. The initiative is led by three Darfield women, Katrina Jenkins, Jodie Ranadali and Terri Winder, who were inspired by personal experiences including grief, relationship changes and the realitiesofmodernfamilylife.

“Wesawtherewasaneedfora localspacewherepeoplecould slow down, connect and be themselveswithoutpressureor judgement,”Terrisays.

The sessions are open to everyone, regardless of age, background, culture or ability, with children under 16 welcomealongsideanadult.

She says they have already met people in the community who would benefit from the

programme.

“Onemanwemetwascarrying trauma and came from a generation where men were taught not to cry. Another woman was grieving the loss of her grandparents, who had both filled caretaker roles in her life, yet she expressed the feeling that you just keep going and carry on. These are exactlythekindsofpeoplewe hope will feel safe enough to comealong.”

Rather than beinga formalart class or counselling service, CtC focuses on the creative processitself.

“There’s no formal teaching, no critique and no pressure to produce a finished masterpiece,” Terri says. “It’s about taking time for yourself, trying something new and enjoying the process without judgement.”

The first session will include relaxing music, a simple breathing exercise and a karakia before creative activities begin. Tea, co ee and biscuits will also be

available, and participants can choose a peg to quietly indicate how comfortable they feelwithsocialinteraction.

“In our rural town there aren’t many a ordable and inclusive opportunities for people to connect and be creative, especially outside normal working hours,” she says. “We hope to create a space that supports wellbeing and helps peoplefeelmoreconnected.”

The response so far has been encouraging, with six people alreadyregistered.

Terri, Katrina and Jodie hope the programme will continue to grow through community support, donations and shared localinvolvement.

“You don’t need to be artistic totakepart,”theysay.“It’snot about creating a masterpiece. It’s about taking time for yourself,tryingsomethingnew and enjoying the process withoutjudgement.”

Formoreinformationor Formoreinformationor toregister,contact Terribyemail: Terribyemail: Terribyemail: Terribyemail: terri.winder91@gmail.com. terri.winder91@gmail.com.

WHY STOCKS USUALLY BEAT BONDS… AND WHY SOMETIMES THEY

DON’T

ByGregMcGeorge,Shaw& PartnersFinancialAdviser. PartnersFinancialAdviser. PartnersFinancialAdviser. PartnersFinancialAdviser.

Investing always comes down to one simple question: “Am I beingrewardedenoughforthe riskI’mtaking?”

That idea sits at the heart of the equity risk premium (the extra return investors expect from shares compared to safer investments like quality bonds).

Historically, shares have delivered higher long-term returns because they are riskier. High quality bonds, by contrast, are generally viewed as far safer and more predictable.

One way investors measure this “extra reward” is by comparing the stock market’s earnings yield with the yield on bonds. An earnings yield is simply a company’s profits

dividedbyitsshareprice.

Ifbondsarepaying5%andthe stockmarket’searningsyieldis also around 5%, investors are e ectively receiving little or noadditionalrewardfortaking stockmarketrisk.

That’s unusual. Today, rising bond yields and expensive share prices have pushed the equity risk premium to very low levels, similar to periods seen during the late-1990s techbubble.

This has made some investors cautious, as low equity risk premiums have sometimes preceded weaker long-term sharemarketreturns.

But the metric is far from perfect. During the 1990s, the warning came years before markets eventually fell, and before the 2008 Global Financial Crisis the equity risk

premium actually looked attractive despite the crash thatfollowed.

Markets are influenced by far more than valuation alone, including economic growth, interest rates, innovation and investorpsychology.

The equity risk premium is best viewed as a guide, not a crystal ball. It reminds investors to stay disciplined, diversified and realistic about future returns, rather than reacting emotionally to market headlines.

Greg has over 35 years Greg has over years’ ’’ ’ experience in financial experience in financial in

in financial markets, both in New markets, both in New both in New both in New Zealand and London, Zealand and London, London, London, working with individualsand with individualsand familieson longterm wealth familieson wealth

GROWTH PUTS PRESSURE ON SELWYN PARKS

Selwyn District Council says rapid growth is increasing pressureonparksandreserves but insists it is taking a more strategic approach to avoid burdeningfutureratepayers.

The comments come after Ashburton Deputy Mayor RichardWilsonraisedconcerns about councils being handed small, low-value reserve land through subdivisions that can become costly to maintain overtime.

Selwyn District Council

Strategic Open Space Lead

Derek Hayes said Selwyn was facing similar pressures in high-growth areas as new subdivisions increased the amount of reserve land under councilmanagement.

“Growth brings both benefits andpressures,”Dereksaid.

“Parks and reserves are an essential part of creating healthy, liveable communities, but theyalso expand Council’s asset base and introduce ongoing whole-of-life costs thatmustbemanagedwithout placing unnecessary pressure onratepayers.”

Under national legislation, subdivisions are required to contribute public amenities such as parks and reserves.

Hayes said the council worked closely with developers to strike a balance between providing green spaces and avoiding an oversupply of smallreserves.

Selwyn’s focus was increasingly shifting toward “fewer, high-quality, well-used parks” rather than numerous smaller spaces, particularly as housing density increased and sectionsizesreduced.

HayespointedtotheWoolshed playground and park in Stonebrook,Rolleston,andthe playground at Te Whāriki in Lincoln as examples of the typeofhigh-qualityspacesthe councilwantedtoprioritise.

While some reserves are initially delivered by developers, Hayes said councils still inherit long-term costs including maintenance, renewalsandoperations.

“The main impact is whole-oflifecosts,”hesaid.

Derek said there was no

Why Is My Wi-Fi Not Working?

Few things are more frustrating than sitting down to stream, browse, or video call someone, only for your Wi-Fi to suddenly stop cooperating. The good news?

Many Wi-Fi issues can actually be fixed at home with a few simple checks.

The first step is the classic one: restart everything. Turn your router and fibre box o# at the wall, wait 60 seconds, then switch them back on. Give them a few minutes to reconnect and restart the device you’re trying to use as well. Next, check that Wi-Fi is actually turned on. It sounds obvious, but phones, tablets, and laptops can accidentally disconnect or connect to the wrong network. Double-check you’re connected to your own home Wi-Fi.

If things still aren’t working, take a look at the lights on your router. Red or orange lights usually point to a connection problem, while no lights may mean the router isn’t getting power. Loose cables can also cause issues.

Slow or patchy Wi-Fi? Try moving closer to the router Walls, appliances, and distance can weaken the signal significantly.

As a last resort, you can factory reset your router, but this wipes custom settings, so only do it if you’re comfortable setting everything up again. Still stuck? The Geeks are here to help on 0800 424 335.

single solution to reserve contributions. In some neighbourhoods, local parks within walking distance were important,whileinotherareas financial contributions from developers could provide better value by helping fund upgrades or larger regional parkprojects.

Through its Long-Term Plan 2024–2034, Selwyn has committed to providing 1.2 hectares of neighbourhood reserve space per 1,000 residents and ensuring urban residents live within 500 metres walking distance of a localreserve.

Derek said no decisions had been made to reduce maintenance standards, but acknowledged councils across New Zealand faced growing pressure to balance a ordability with service expectations as populations continuedtorise.

“We recognise that managing parks and reserves is a longterm responsibility and we’re conscious of the risk of overcommitting,”hesaid.

RETIREMENT VILLAGES ACT 2003 AMENDMENT BILL EXPECTED JULY 2026

Approximately 14% of New Zealandersagedover75livein retirement villages – that’s roughly 53,400 people. That figure makes the proposed reforms to the Retirement Villages Act 2003 relevant to manyreaders.

The amendment Bill is expected soon and follows yearsofpublicconsultationand concern regarding delayed repayments,unclearcontractual terms and limited dispute resolution mechanisms. Led by Associate Housing Minister Tama Potaka and Minister for Seniors Casey Costello, there arethreekeyreformsdescribed in their paper to Cabinet Movingin , Livinginand Moving out

Moving in: Moving The amendments proposed under this heading intendto improve transparency and disclosure for residents priortomovingintoavillage.It is important that residents know what they’re signing up for,andthatoperatorsareclear aboutfuturefacilities.

Living in: Living in: Living in: Living in: It has been recommended that the legislation is clearer in respect of resident/operator responsibilitiesfor chattelsand fixtures. Operators will be assigned responsibility for the maintenance, repair and replacement ofallchattelsand fixtures they own. Secondly, it is recommended that a new disputes resolution scheme is

established, operated by an independent third-party provider, designed to be accessible and user-friendly for residents.

Moving out: Moving out: Oneofthe most notable changes is the proposed introduction of a mandatory 12-month timeframe for operators to repay former residents’ capital sums after they vacate a village. Under the existing legislation, there is no requirement for operators to pay a former resident, or their estate, their net termination proceeds beforetheirunitisrelicensedto the incoming resident. While most ‘Licence to Occupy’ retirement village units are relicensed within nine months, thereisnocertaintyastowhen funds will be received. Some residentshavetowaitformuch longer periods after vacating theirunit.Itisworthnotingthat exemptions are proposed to the mandatory repayment timeframe and application scheme, for villages with less than 50 units and villages which share capital gains with

residents. Operators may also be able to apply for an extension to the maximum repayment timeframe on certain grounds such as hardship.

These proposed changes will still need to go through the usual parliamentary process before they become law. It is possible that some of these proposals may change or be modified, and specific detail of the proposed amendments will notbeknownuntilthedraftBill isreleased.Weexpectthedraft BillbyJuly2026.That Bill will then need to go through the usual Select Committee and parliamentary process so it could be a couple of years before these amendments becomelaw.Theopportunityto comment on the Bill willcome laterthisyear.

If you are considering moving intoaRetirementVillageorare an existing resident wondering how the amendments might apply and impact you, please don’t hesitate to get in contact withourElderLawexpert,Kate Warren.

DARFIELD GARDEN CLUB REPORT

The Annual meeting of the Darfield Garden Club was held at the Catholic Church centre on Tuesday May 19. Eleanor Campbell welcomed members and new prospective members and gave a report of the year’s events. A year of great speakers and garden visits and Spring and Autumn Flower Shows. Margaret Ridgen presided over the election of officers and thanked those retiring from positions. Ann Gibson was presented with flowers for her work as secretary.

This year’s president is Eleanor Campbell with Nicola Peacock (secretary) and Sue Mouat (treasurer).

All other positions were filled, and members were encouraged to support the committee as they prepare for the next years plan. Trophies were awarded to Carolyne Jones (Decorative), Karen Rapley (Novice) and Barbara Roberts (Rose Bowl).

Posy bowls were made by members and given out to people in the community and Peaceful Pines Living.

Our next meeting will be held 1.30pm at the Catholic Centre where the speaker will be Rob Lawrence speaking on Photographing Flora and Fauna. There will also be competitions for flowers.

New members are always welcome. Call our secretary, Nicola Peacock, on 021 132 0321. Lee Stokes.

OVEN MITS COME OUT FOR BAKE-A-THON

Therewasmuchexcitementas the students of Darfield High School crowded around the table ofcakesandslicesready tobejudged.TheBake-a-Thon was organised by the school’s Wellbeing Committee, and the students organising this took great care to have everyone's entry named and ready to be

judged.

The Wellbeing Committee's aim is to create a safe, inclusive learningenvironment that supports the mental, emotional and physical health of all students and sta . The Bake-a-Thon is an example of how students are brought together to "have fun" and

show their support for those who have entered the competition. The Wellbeing Committee is supported by sta , and all students are encouraged to seek support should they need it. The MalvernYouthTrustsupported thisyear’sBake-a-Thon.

COMMUNITY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE THEIR SAY ON PROPOSED LOCAL SPEED LIMIT CHANGES

Residents ofDarfield, Hororata and Arthur’s Pass are invited to participate in Selwyn District Council's consultation on proposed speed limit reductions for several local roads experiencing increasing tra c volumes and changing land use patterns in TāweraMalvern.

The consultation forms part of the Council's"Safer Speedsfor Selwyn" programme and includes proposed reductions onsectionsof:

• Telegraph Rd, Greendale Rd, Greendale Rd and andand McLaughlins McLaughlins McLaughlins McLaughlins Rd in Rd in in in Darfield;

• Hororata Rd from 160m to Hororata Rd 160m 600m North of Duncans Rd 600m North of Duncans Rd North Duncans Rd North Duncans Rd reduced from 100kph to reduced from 100kph to reduced 100kph reduced 100kph 60kph and and

• All local roads in Arthur All roads Arthur Arthur’ ’’ ’s Pass s Pass s Village, reduced from 50kph Village, reduced 50kph to 40kph. to 40kph. to 40kph. to 40kph.

Council is seeking community feedback on whether the proposed limits strike an appropriate balance between improving safety and maintaining the e cient movementoftra c.

The consultation provides an opportunity for residents, business owners, commuters, farmers, transport operators andotherroaduserstoexpress their views and provide local knowledge that may assist elected members when making their final decision.

A Cost-Benefit Disclosure Statement outlining the

rationale for the proposals is available on the consultation website.

Community members are encouraged to review the proposals and make a submissionbeforeconsultation closes at 5.00pm on Monday 22June2026

Following consideration of submissions and any hearings, Selwyn District Council is expected to make a final decisionon12August2026.

“All interested residents and road users are encouraged to take part in the consultation process and help shape the future of road safety in the Darfield area” said Tāwera MalvernCouncillorJohnVerry.

Visit: submissions.selwyn.govt.nz/safer-speeds-for-selwyn--2026

DARFIELDOUTREACHHUB DARFIELDOUTREACHHUB

This service is now available weeklyatDarfieldLibraryevery Thursday from 9.30am to 12pm for local residents with access to Age Concern Canterbury’s core services, including Community Health Support, Elder Abuse Response Services, Social Connection Services, Home Support Services, Staying Safe Courses and Total Mobility Cards. Visitorsarewelcometodropin foradviceandassistanceduring Hub hours or book an

appointment for more specific service access. For more info phone0272314439.

KNOW A TEEN ON THEIR KNOW A TEEN ON THEIR KNOW TEEN THEIR KNOW TEEN THEIR RESTRICTED? RESTRICTED? RESTRICTED? RESTRICTED?

Selwyn District Council supported by the Selwyn Road Safety Team are o ering a Young Driver Course to help young drivers build confidence and learn lifesaving defensivedrivingskillsinasafe environment with qualified instructors. The course covers emergency braking, steering control and safe

following distances all in their owncar.Bookingsarerequired, as spaces are limited. Saturday, June 20, 10am–2.30pm, at Wigram Air Base. $150 per young driver. Applyatbrnw.ch/21x2Tfp.

THE WEED EATERS WINS AWARDS

Paul Kean is a local name many of us know — including from his time with The Bats, part of the Flying Nun label, whose first public gig was on New Year’s Eve in 1982 in Dunedin — but his connection to The Weed Eaters goes far deeper than a cameo credit. The award-winning comedy horrorhasaspecialfamilylink: Paul’sdaughter,AnnabelKean, and her partner, director Callum Devlin, were at the heart of bringing the film to life. Now it’s screening in cinemas across New Zealand fromApril30,withachanceto see it near home when Oxford Cinema hosts a screening on June6.

What makes this one hit differently for local audiences is that it didn’t just pass through the region on a location scout. It properly moved in. Filming took place on a small farm block and nearby cottage in the Canterbury foothills of theTorlesseRange—idealfor the story’s remote rural mood —withtheaddedadvantageof free accommodation for cast and crew. Scenes were also shot along local roads and at the Darfield Challenge service station, giving the film a recognisable texture. It makes

A scene from The Movie Weed Eaters showing characters: Brian(Finnius Teppett), Jules (Alice May Connolly), Campbell (Samuel Austin), and Charlie (Annabel

the film more fun to watch when you can point to our light, our landscape, and our corner of the country doing heavyliftingonscreen. Produced by Causeway Films and directed by Callum, The Weed Eaters begins as a sincere, deadpan look at millennial friendship, then swerves into darker territory when a New Year’s getaway in isolated Canterbury goes off the rails. A cursed batch of weed unleashes horrifying consequences, and the film leans into absurdity, gruesome comedy, and real thrills. It is a story about the clash of generations and the quietly terrifying work of keeping friendships in your thirties.

Alice May Connolly leads the cast, alongside cameo appearances from Paul, Delaney Davidson, and New Zealand comedian David Correos.

The film’s backstory is as Kiwi as its setting. Callum’s starting pointwassimplytogetoutand make a feature without the years-long slog of traditional funding. Instead, the team rallied the community and pulledtogetheratinycastand crew of talented mates. Between them, Callum and Annabel’sproductioncompany, SPORTS TEAM, brought experience from music videos for artists like The Beths and Marlon Williams. They were joined by screenwriter Finnius Teppett and Alice as writers and producers. A communityraised$20,000wentintothree months of writing and shooting, involving DIY blood andpracticaleffectsthatpunch well above their weight. One memorablemomentinvolveda freshly slaughtered sheep

providedbyalocalforascene. It was hung on gallows at the cottage drive gatepost, but foggy drizzle delayed its removal overnight. The macabre dawn tableau greeted locals on their way to work — spooky for some, but unbeatablemorninggossip. International recognition has followed, with Best Feature Film at SXSW Sydney and the Jury Prize at the Gérardmer International Fantastic Film Festival in France. Paul said, "I am unbelievably proud of my daughter Annabel and her partner Callum with what they’ve achieved along with Finnius, Alice, Samuel, Oliver (Callum’s twin brother was assistant director and sound recordist) and others both on set and in post production. So pleased I got to play a part acting in the movie and also helped out with a few other things like props, set building, atmospheric sound recording and lighting (I kept theNewYear’sEvefirestoked). IfIhadabucketlistthiswould rank high with my lifetime achievements. It is a story of collective success worth sharing with the whole community."

The Bats are currently touring their11thalbum(sameline-up for 43 years!) and head to Australia on Friday then on to UKandEUattheendofJuly. Paul is hoping it may coincide withtheWeedEatersreleasein UK.

TheWeedEaters(R13*) TheWeedEaters(R13*) TheWeedEaters(R13*) TheWeedEaters(R13*) screeningSaturday,June6, screeningSaturday,June6, attheOxfordTownHall. attheOxfordTownHall. attheOxfordTownHall. attheOxfordTownHall. Admission$10.*Violence, Admission$10.*Violence, offensivelanguage,druguse offensivelanguage,druguse offensivelanguage,druguse offensivelanguage,druguse andcontentthatmaydisturb. andcontentthatmaydisturb.

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KIRWEE FIREFIGHTER TAKES ON SKYTOWER CHALLENGE

Kirwee Fire Brigade volunteer

Kate Vandermeer has completed this year’s FirefighterSkyTowerChallenge, tackling 1,103 steps in full firefighting gear to raise funds forBloodCancerNZ.

Held on Saturday, May 23, the annual event sees firefighters climbfromthebasementtothe lower observation deck of Auckland’sSkyTowerinatough test of endurance. It is a major fundraiser forBlood CancerNZ, which supports patients and families living with blood cancers including leukaemia, lymphoma,andmyeloma. The organisation provides information and education, patient advocacy, and helps fund research and awareness initiatives, relying entirely on charitabledonations.

For firefighters, the cause is often deeply personal.

Firefighting is classified as a carcinogenic occupation by the WorldHealth Organisation,and many within the service have seen colleagues, friends or whānauaffectedbycancer.

Katesays,"Theclimbwasmade all the more poignant for me, as earlier this year my aunt passed away from pancreatic cancer. I was able to dedicate my climb to her memory. She was a bright, vivacious woman who did a lot of charity work, andIthinkifshe’dbeenableto climb the SkyTower with me, she absolutely would have doneit.Iwascertainlythinking ofherandher tenacious battle as I worked my way up thestairs."

Competitors can enter four categories, ranging from rural wildfire gear with a 20kg hose pack, through to “donned” and “donned and started”,

which involves wearing structural firefighting kit with breathingapparatus,andinthe latter case, breathing from the cylinder throughout the climb. There is also a ‘Firefighter of Steel’ category, which uses a heaviersteelcylinder.

Kate competed in the “donned and started” category in the Open Women’s section, finishing in 24 minutes 58 seconds to place 64th out of 116.

Alongside the physical challenge, Kate’s fundraising effort drew strong local backing.Sheinitiallysetagoal of $1,700, mindful of current financial pressures, and other neighbouring brigades also fundraising. A battery recycling campaign proved a standout success, collecting three pallets of old batteries and raising nearly $3,000.

Combined with support from a quiz night at Thirsty Acres, a raffle, and other community contributions, she raised $5,204forBloodCancerNZ.

Training was disrupted by injuries and a bout of dengue fever contracted while travellinginSamoaeightweeks ago, but support from West Melton Volunteer Fire Brigade helpedKateprepare.

Nationwide,firefightersraiseda total of $2,514,861. Kate thanked Kirwee, Darfield, West Melton and surrounding communities, as well as fellow competitors and supporters who shared personal stories during her campaign. She also hinted that the challenge maybeonthecardsagainnext year.

Kate Vandermeer recently embraced the Firefighter SkyTower Challenge raising over $5000 for Blood Cancer NZ.

MEMBERS RECEIVE PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS

Bowls Darfield is celebrating the success of several of its members following the recent annual awards presented by BowlsCanterbury.

Claire Stevenson was recognised with the prestigious Noels Bowl Women’sDevelopmentTrophy, an award presented to a member of the representative development teams who has demonstrated outstanding leadership, commitment, and support for their teammates throughouttheseason.

Selected by the team coach and manager, the award

acknowledges players who goaboveandbeyondthedayto-day expectations of the team environment, while also motivating others to perform at their best. Claire’s positive attitude, encouragement of fellow players, and dedication to the game made her a deserving recipient of the honour.

“Hearing that I had received the Noels Bowl Women’s Development Trophy was a real shock,” Claire says.“Understandingwhatthe trophy represents makes me feel incredibly proud to be a

DARFIELD LOCALS SET FOR ICONIC FINKE DESERT RACE

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Tom’s motivation to try the event came after he finished rodeo riding and an Australian mate suggested he have a go at the desert race due to his previous experience in motocross. Tom has a background competing in MX within New Zealand, and he and Mark have been training together to prepare for the unique demands of the Australianoutback.

Their preparation has involved building a custom motocross track on Tom’s property to facilitate weekly training sessions, complemented by attending local trail rides to honetheirendurance.

The race itself is a massive logistical and physical undertaking that crosses theFinkeRiver,believedtobe the oldest river in the world. Originallystartedin1976asa simple "there and back" challenge for local bike riders, ithasgrownintoaninstitution heldeveryKing'sBirthdaylong weekend. The course follows the Old Ghan Railway service track,windingthroughreddirt,

sand, and spinifex. While cars andbuggieswereintroducedin 1988, creating a fierce rivalry for the "King of the Desert"title,thebikesremaina core part of the event's identity. Today, separate titles and $10,000 prizes are awarded to the top car and bikefinishers.

For the 2026 edition, racing begins with cars leaving first on Day 1, followed by bikes at 12noon, where the fastest riders start in pairs. After an overnight camp at Aputula, competitorsturnaroundforthe return run. On Day 2, bikes leave Finke at 12noon in corrected-time order based on their Day 1 performance. The event relies on the incredible support of the Alice Springs community, with an estimated 12,000 people camping along the track and 300 volunteer o cials ensuring the race runs smoothly. We wish Mark and Tom allthe best for this 50thanniversarymilestoneandlook forwardtopublishingafollowup article once they return hometoDarfield.

bowler and part of the Canterbury Development Squad. I would like to thank Jillian Monopoli and Neil Buchananfortheirnomination and support. I’m looking forward to the upcoming season.”

The club is equally proud of Hazel Littlejohn, who was namedParaPlayeroftheYear in recognition of her achievements, as well as her contribution to the sport. Hazel’s passion for bowls, determination, and sportsmanship continue to inspirethosearoundher,both onandoffthegreen.

“It has been a great year for me, despite the challenges of nothavingourowngreenthis season,” Hazel says. “I have continued to learn and work on my mental game and

playingat higher levelstriving toachievethosegoals.”

Adding to the club’s celebrations, Bob Shorter and Ashley Paul claimed victory in theBowlsCanterburyOver60s Pairs competition, another excellent achievement for Bowls Darfield. Their success reflects the experience, skill, and competitive spirit that continues to thrive within the membership.

These accomplishments are a wonderful reflection of the talent, commitment, and camaraderie within Bowls Darfield, and members extend their congratulations to Claire, Hazel, Bob, and Ash on their well-deserved success – and lookforwardtofollowingtheir achievements in the seasons ahead.

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Hazel Littlejohn (left) and Claire Stevenson with their awards presented by Bowls Canterbury.

THE PARISH OF HORORATA, ST JOHN’S: SESQUICENTENNIAL CELEBRATIONS

On 7 June 1876, exactly 150 years ago, the little wooden churchinHororata(nowknown as the First Church) was consecrated. It had been built by local builder Jesse Prestige and stood on the site where the stone church now stands. Priortothis,serviceswereheld at the nearby school, and before that in Coton’sCottage, often referred to as the ‘Old Cathedral’.Thefirstservicesin the new church were held in August 1875. In 1909/10, the buildingwasmovedacrossthe roadtomakewayforthestone church.

One hundred and fifty years later, St John’s Parish in Hororata is celebrating the hardwork andforesight ofour ancestors. We’re having a celebration,andwewouldlove youtobepartofit.

On 19 July, our celebrations will begin with a commemorative service at the First Church at 10.30am, followedbylunchandatalkat

theHororataHall.

Past and present clergy and parishioners will be there. There will also be a display of historical Hororata memorabilia to spark further conversation.

If you have memorabilia or conversation starters, please bring them along, ensuring

theyareclearlylabelled. This promises to be a wonderful day of connection and reconnection, memories andconversation.

If you would like to join us, please RSVP to owebbnz@gmail.com with numbers for planning and cateringpurposes.

ST JOHN YOUTH CADETS Wednesday. 5:30-6:30pm for 5-10 yr olds. 6:30-8pm for Year 7-13. 4 Bray Street, Darfield.

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