Issue 1,002 - Friday 27th August 2021

INSIDE THIS ISSUE: Covid Alert Level 4 Messages

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Father’s Day

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Te Huanui Closed At Level 4

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Fire Safe During Lockdown

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Sesquicentennial Celebrations

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Kirwee Rugby Club Update

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Lockdown Entertainment

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Dance NZ Made Competition

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Letter To The Editor

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Nourish Seed Giveaway

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Save The Date

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Public Notices

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Classifieds

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Trades

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Email Column

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Arlen Albon turned three on Monday, August 23rd, and was a little sad that due to lockdown he couldn’t spend his birthday with family and friends. Arlen’s mum (Amy), used Facebook to help make the lockdown birthday a memorable one. ”A friend of mine said her little girl had to spend her fifth birthday in lockdown last year and they asked people to pop over and put a balloon at their gate. I thought it was a cool idea to do for Arlen! So I popped a message up on the Springfield Community Hub Facebook page, asking for people to pop a balloon on the fence if they were walking past on Monday.

“We had such an amazing response from the community”, said Amy. Throughout the day Arlen and his brother Oakley (four years old) kept an eye out for new balloons being added!

“Watching the pure joy and surprise of seeing each balloon and discovering that there were even some presents being left at

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Birthday Boy Arlen with his older brother Oakley. the gate, was so heart warming to see!

“Over 30 balloons, nine presents, three drawings and two cards were left for him. Wow! “Some of the people we knew personally, some were new faces

to us and some were able to pop by without us even knowing, so we don't even know who those kind souls were!

“I want to say such a big thank you. I honestly don't think people realise just how much it lit up

Arlen's face every time a new balloon was tied to the gate!” concluded Amy. Such a huge act of kindness from everyone - they have certainly all made his birthday such an exciting one!

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MP FOR SELWYN UPDATE

During Alert Level 4 we are open for all services as usual e.g. prescrip ons and any other shop purchases.

We ask that you please phone ahead as usual to check that your prescrip on has arrived and to organise a me for pickup.

While it has been busy with prescrip ons being sent through from the doctors we are mostly managing to keep to our mes.

During level 4 our hours are:• MONDAY - FRIDAY 9am - 12noon 2pm - 5pm • SATURDAY 10am - 12noon

Alert Level 3 will probably con nue in a similar vein. Although this has yet to be decided.

“We appreciate the kindness and pa ence our customers have shown us this me around and value your con nued support”

Aaron and the team at Darfield Pharmacy

Here we go again. The spectre of the Delta variant that has lurked for much of this year has appeared and we have been plunged, once again, into a Level 4 Lockdown.

With just 20 per cent of the New Zealand population vaccinated, one might argue this was always going to happen.

And while we all knuckle down, comply and get on with it for the greater good, serious questions need to be asked of the Government as to whether it has done everything humanely possible to prevent this from happening. The answer, simply, is no it has not.

We do not have a triage system at the border, we do not have rapid antigen testing, we bring people in from highly infectious nations, lump them all into a bus together, drive them into the middle of our most populous cities, and put them into a hotel to isolate together for two weeks, then we release them into the public.

New Zealand’s vaccination rollout is shamefully and negligently slow. We were told we would be at the front of the queue for vaccination, but we are the slowest in the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), 120th in the world, and have been from the start.

The Government’s complacency and inability to ensure supply

and delivery of the vaccine has made us all sitting ducks; completely vulnerable to the Delta variant when it inevitably got into the community.

First, the Government was slow to sign an advance purchase agreement with Pfizer, meaning New Zealand was the 29th slowest out of the 38 countries in the OECD to get in line.

Second, it was slow to gain approval for the Pfizer vaccine for use in New Zealand. It wasn’t approved here until February 3rd, 2021.

Third, New Zealand’s first purchase order was only raised on January 29th this year. Other countries had administered tens of millions of doses by that point.

Fourth, there’s been the refusal to offer any incentive payments for early delivery. Adding to the list of failures, Australia ramped up its vaccine programme in Lockdown but now that we are in Lockdown, vaccinations were paused for 48 hours. How many tens of thousands of doses will that set us back by?

National has put forward a range of constructive suggestions for how to speed up the vaccine rollout and we hope the Government considers them.

We argue that we need an ambitious target based on sophisticated modelling. A target would encourage uptake by mobilising the team of five

million to come together behind a common goal. It would focus the system on achieving that target and hold the Government to account for reaching it, or not reaching it.

Vaccinations in schools should occur before the school year ends, the Government should start the planning for this.

Alongside public health experts, we have been calling for months for the rollout of rapid antigen testing and other innovative technologies at our border but the Government is only just considering it now, with Delta already spreading in our communities.

Finally, the need to be getting on with purpose-built quarantine facilities seems blatantly obvious. Managed Isolation and Quarantine (MIQ) in some form will be with us for years particularly for passengers from high-risk countries and a purpose-built facility would be a worthwhile investment in the sake of the national interest.

Nicola Grigg, MP for Selwyn.

PLEASE PHONE FIRST Whilst we may not be able to answer all calls straight away, due to reduced staff levels, it is essen al that you do call ahead before arrival at the clinic. This helps us correctly conduct telemedicine consulta ons, priori se sick pa ents and emergencies first, create a plan for you and your animals and prepare your orders. This ensures we can get what you need faster and without you having to wait or come into contact with other clients.

As always, we appreciate your ongoing support with the following: • Our current wai ng rooms are our car parks. Please phone when you arrive.

• Clinic buildings will be closed to the public.

• We have contactless payment op ons. We will not be handling cash.

• To reduce the need for signatures, your verbal consent will be requested and recorded instead.

• Please let us know if you pose a risk to our team, are immune compromised, or high risk - we will work through alterna ve ways to make sure your animal gets the care they need.

If you have any ques ons or concerns please phone 03 318 8611

“YOUR LOCAL VETS IN ROLLESTON” **Covid-19 Level 4 ** Nobody except staff will be able to enter the clinic. We will be limited to seeing ONLY emergency cases, however we will endeavour to func on as normally as possible.

PLEASE CONTACT US FOR FURTHER INFORMATION Stay home and stay safe everyone!

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MESSAGE FROM SAM BROUGHTON As Dr Bloomfield said, “It wasn’t a case of if and more a case of when.”

And here we are again in a Lockdown that seems a little different to when we were at level four last time. Having been here before. we know what to expect and again New Zealand has the advantage of understanding what has worked and what has not in other parts of the world that have experienced the Delta variant.

I totally support Cabinet’s decision to go hard and early.

We are sadly seeing across the ditch what could happen if we don’t nip this in the bud now.

That doesn’t take away from the fact that many of our businesses have now lost some of the ground they have made up over the past year. Our council continues to partner with the Ministry of Social Development

and the Canterbury Employers Chamber of Commerce, please contact them for free advice and support if you need it.

Our council had prepared should Lockdown be declared and those plans have been enacted over the last 10 days, all your essential services are still up and running.

Our customer service staff have shifted to working from home and are ready for your calls if you need any help, 0800 SELWYN (735 996) or contactus@selwyn.govt.nz Yet again we are looking towards those members of our community who stepped up to the plate last time. From our supermarket staff, to our volunteer organisations, food banks and our emergency services providers. You are doing an awesome job. Last year 54% of Selwyn workers were

classified as ‘essential’ during Level 4, including all our great agricultural workers. If you are working away from home, please stay safe, and for the rest of us let’s keep close in our bubbles.

Liz, Elliott and I are at home.

Council work continues via zoom, Liz’s massage business is shut at Levels 3 & 4 and Elliott is enjoying having us both around. I’ll admit, a quick round of hide and seek at morning tea certainly breaks up my zoom screen time.

Not everyone enjoys the Lockdown experience, so I encourage you to touch base with a phone call to those who you know are doing it tough.

Stay safe and let’s continue to follow bubble protocol, as we turn the screws on Covid through Lockdown Level 4.

Nga mihi Mayor Sam.

COVID-19 pandemic...

Limiting Disease spread and contamination at doctors’ surgeries:

We have switched to a predominantly phone-based operation - doing phone consultations, or triage for every patient in the first instance.

Phone consultations will incur the same charges as an office visit, but if, having done a phone triage assessment, it is clear that you need to see a GP, then a normal GP consult can be arranged in Darfield, at no extra cost.

WE ASK THAT YOU DO NOT TURN UP TO THE MEDICAL CENTRE WITHOUT PHONING FIRST, OR HAVE SPOKEN TO A DOCTOR - YOU WILL NOT BE SEEN.

We are restricting face-to-face consultations to those that are absolutely essential, we will still be able to do repeat prescriptions, ACC, and WINZ forms, but using telephone consultations only.

Please have these faxed, or emailed, and do not come to the Medical Centre under any of these circumstances.

A message to the over 70’s. We know many of you are fit and healthy and living ac ve lives, but the older we are, the less our immune system is able to fight off this virus and we have seen from overseas that older people are at more risk of serious complica ons. Please heed advice to stay at home and ask friends and family, par cularly children, not to visit.

We are working hard to ensure we can conƟnue to provide help and support for the community in this very trying Ɵme, thank you for your paƟence.

For more information, please visit our website:

www.darfieldmc.co.nz

COVID 19 AND THE LOCAL COMMUNITY As I write, I am aware that this is a rapidly evolving scenario and it will require us to be vigilant and keep abreast of all the frequent updates and information shared from official sources.

Spread of Covid will determine Lockdown Levels.

Some things will not change in the next short while. We all need to wear masks when we are in public spaces, shops, or talking to neighbours, or on public transport. Keep to your “bubble”, make use of the contact tracer app and scan at any place with a QR code displayed at the entrance (this is now required by MoH).

Remain safe by maintaining social distancing. Reducing travel reduces exposure/spread risk.

Our personal hygiene is also important. Cough or sneeze in to your elbow. Wash your hands frequently with soap, for more than 20 seconds. Make use of hand sanitiser. If you are unwell with Covid symptoms, then plan on self- isolating where possible, stay away from work.

With any respiratory illness or Covid symptoms then have a low threshold to get a Covid test from the Doctor or attend a testing facility.

Book your Covid vaccination as the eligibility criteria are met.

This will protect you against the delta variant to a greater degree.

It does not mean that you will not get “the Covid”, but potentially the effect on your health will be less, and less drain on healthcare facilities. Remember you are not being inoculated with the virus, but a protein (mRNA) that your body will try and neutralise, in the process reducing the ability of the virus ( containing that same protein) to infect at a later time. A reaction to the vaccination is possible but this is a side effect, not a reason to withhold receiving both injections.

Emergency services will continue to function normally. You will have seen requests from FENZ to avoid lighting fires in the open, so staff are not put at risk of breaking their own bubbles, but are available for emergencies. St John has seen an increase in workload because of the need to protect staff and patients. Staff will be wearing masks and gloves, and may ask you to wear a mask while in their care. You will be asked about potential exposure to Covid, but you will not be denied care, even if you are symptomatic, however levels of protection will increase.

Delta does seem to be more contagious than last year’s Covid, it is aerosol spread rather than by droplet. If you are fully vaccinated you are much less likely to get very sick or die, also wearing masks and having good hygiene, reduces the risk of spread to you, or others. Our elders will be more vulnerable to infection. Let’s help keep them more safe.

Together we can reduce the risk to the community.

Covid is here for a while yet, so let’s try and keep it at bay.

Support each other. Exercise safely.

Ross Meder, Darfield St John.

To find out more about becoming a volunteer visit: join.stjohn.org.nz

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If we have to spend Father’s Day in Lockdown...

Why not try some of these ideas to make the day memorable!

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Make a fort in the living room.

Organise a movie day or night.

Make a home restaurant, with Dad’s favourites on the Menu!

Take him on a virtual adventure (google ‘Virtual Trips’).

A treasure hunt around the house/garden.

Go backyard camping.

Have a backyard picnic.

Break out the cards & board games for some fun competition (Dads like to win!).

Set up a painting or art class.

Turn the living room into a home vacation getaway.

An outdoor obstacle course.

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Add the mushrooms and continue cooking for a further minute.

Add the Wattie’s Baked Beans 50% Less Added Sugar and stir while heating.

Spoon hot bean mixture over cooked hash browns. Make 4 indentations in the beans and break in eggs. Scatter over grated cheese. Cover dish with foil, making sure it doesn't touch the eggs.

Return the baking dish to the oven and bake for a further 10-15 minutes or until the eggs are set to your liking. Garnish with chopped parsley before serving.

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TE HUANUI CLOSED AT LEVEL 4 Te Huanui will remain closed until further notice due to Monday’s announcement that we’re to stay in Alert Level 4 until at least Friday, 27th August. Due to this Lockdown, our planned exhibition ‘Connections’ featuring members of the Selwyn Artists’ Collective is currently on hold.

Our primary concern at the moment is keeping the gallery volunteers and visitors safe, so we will be watching the Government's decisions on Alert Levels, and will re-open Te Huanui Art Gallery in Darfield when it is safe to do so. Updates and artworks to will be posted on the Te Huanui Facebook page.

Stay home and stay safe.

Be kind to yourselves and focus on how fortunate we are to be living here.

Entries for this year’s annual Darfield Artweek exhibition are now open and close on Friday, 24 September Visit: malvernarts.org.nz

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FIRE SAFE DURING LOCKDOWN Fire and Emergency are ready to respond to emergencies during Level 4 Covid Lockdown, as always.

National Commander Kerry Gregory said, “New Zealand can be assured, Fire and Emergency are well prepared to help our communities in an emergency during Level 4 restrictions.”

“We have plans in place to ensure we can respond.

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Firefighters will follow Covid protocols when responding to any incident, wearing protective gear to keep themselves and the community safe.

“But we also ask people to help keep our firefighters safe by holding off any non-essential outdoor fires - such as burning household rubbish or garden waste. This will stop firefighters from being called out and having to leave their bubbles unnecessarily.

“Even if the fire is under control, the smoke often results in 111 calls which mean our firefighters need to deal with an avoidable call and risk exposure to Covid.

“Please be patient with outdoor fires for land management. Hold off applying for a permit for an outdoor fire until the lockdown is over. While we are under Covid Alert Level 4 we are unable to visit sites to review permit applications.

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reluctant to put the public and our people at risk to conduct inspections and there will be cases where we cannot grant permits at this time.

“Help us by doing your bit to minimise the risk of fire, and the number of avoidable call outs for our first responders.

“If you’ve lit a fire recently, check and make sure that it is completely out. Dig down into the fire sites, rake them out and pour water on them. If strong winds are forecast, this can cause fires that appeared extinguished to rekindle and flare up again.

“While working from home, make sure you’re not overloading multiplugs at your work stations and keep everything one metre from the heater.

“We’ve done this before, we can do it again. Stay safe Aotearoa,” Kerry concluded.

While everyone is at home, now is also the me to think about fire safety around your house. Check your smoke alarms are working and make an escape plan.

You can make an escape plan at www.escapemyhouse.co.nz.

Find more fire safety info at: fireandemergency.nz

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SESQUICENTENNIAL CELEBRATIONS It’s a big word for a big celebration and this year sees four well known Canterbury rural schools teaching their pupils how to pronounce the word ‘sesquicentennial’.

Swannanoa, West Melton and Weedons schools will all mark their 150th anniversaries over Labour Weekend. Hororata has already celebrated theirs earlier this year, in March.

So why the sudden popularity in sesquicentennial?

An explanation can be found in a Canterbury University thesis titled ‘The Heart of The Village’

by A.M.F. Davies. It explored the development and role of schools throughout Canterbury.

Key findings showed that in 1863 school attendance throughout the district was very low, driving public demand for more action in establishing schools. Given the transport limitations of the times, the solution came in developing lots of smaller ‘local’ schools. So rapid was the growth that in only the four years from 1870 to

1874 the number of schools in Canterbury more than doubled from 20 to more than 50. In a time before the teachers’ colleges were established, the rapid growth flowed on to other challenges, with many of the new schools having to be staffed with teachers recruited from overseas.

The schools all started with small rolls, numbers at those marking their 150th jubilees ranged between 34 (Hororata) and 53 (Weedons). Those numbers grew slowly and steadily over the next 140 or so years.

The 2010 and 2011 earthquakes saw some dramatic shifts in population demographics, with the subsequent subdivision boom producing rapid growth in many smaller rural communities outside Christchurch.

As a consequence what were once small rural schools are now dealing with substantial student numbers; Hororata 75, Swannanoa 340, Weedons 165 and West Melton 435.

The three schools celebrating at Labour Weekend are hoping the 150th Anniversaries will bring their local communities together, with as many past and current pupils and teachers attending as possible.

All three schools have a wide range of activities planned along with traditional open days, including photos, gatherings and cake cuttings.

Weedons School will also hold a tree planting, a time capsule and an evening Mix and Mingle at Melton Estate and a dinner with guest speakers at Weedons Country Club.

West Melton School will also have a grand Evening Ball at the West Melton Hall, followed by a Family Fun Day at the Domain.

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Unfortunately, the 2021 season didn’t hit the targets that the Kirwee Rugby Football Club and senior players had planned for.

With two senior teams, Division 2 and Division 3, decent pre-season form and new players to the Club, things were looking positive.

A first up-close loss to Diamond Harbour for the Division 2 side, unfortunately set the scene for the season, with numerous injuries curtailing some players efforts and the loss of keys players in certain positions.

With players having to play out of position, bench warmers now in the starting XV, a lack of depth in certain areas, it made for a tough season. The effort and leadership at the front from certain senior players can never be questioned.

The likes of Matt Colley, Andrew Walker and Adam Dalley never gave up whilst captain Liam O’Callaghan was a leader on and off the field, trying his best and doing everything he could. A big thanks to coach Andy Pearce, Managers Scott German and Jock Feast as well as fitness trainer Dave Te Kapa, for your time during the year.

The efforts from certain Division 3 players to fill the void in the Division 2 team was also most appreciated.

The Division 3 season was enjoyable on and off the field as always. Great halftime speeches by coach Murray Cridge inspired the lads to decent performances each game. With a bit more mongrel and attitude, the team can move ahead. Often those values are hard to install in people, but the core of the group

never gave up. Heads up lads, Rome wasn’t built in a day! We have a bloody strong Club and culture, loyal supporters and sponsors through thick and thin and a great bond that other clubs can only aspire to. Yes, other clubs season has been more favourable, but off the field, we are winners in all the other areas.

With the newly installed floodlights, the Kirwee Reserve redevelopment in full swing, a great junior rugby set up, Thursday night barbeque after training, great fields and decent sized changing sheds and most importantly a welcoming and inviting clubrooms, Kirwee Rugby Club is well set up. With the recruitment of new players to add to the core, 2022 can be a step forward in the right direction on the field. The Club as always is grateful to our sponsors, supporters, partners/ wives and the work that goes on behind the scenes by the

committee.

Toby Messerer, Club Captain.

Kirwee Rugby Club held their annual Senior Prizegiving on August 7th, at Larcomb Vineyard.

Award Recipients: • Div 3 Personality of the Year: Stephen Lowe • Div 3 Most Improved: Rhys Webb • Div 3 Player of the Year: Shane Baudinet • Div 3 Most Dedicated: Chris Webb • Tubby Smith Memorial: Ray MacDonald • Div 2 Colt of the Year: Liam Straight • Div 2 Most Improved: Dan Falconer • Div 2 Player of the Year: Matt Colee • Div 2 Players Player: Adam Dalley • Div 2 Most Dedicated: Adam Dalley • Bobby Redmond Memorial: Fraser Grant.

Kirwee Rugby Football Club prize winners.

Back row (L - R): Chris Webb, Ray McDonald, Rhys Webb, Stephen Lowe, Matt Colley, Liam Straight, Fraser Grant.

Front row (L - R): Dan Falconer, Adam Dalley.

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LOGIC GRID PUZZLE It's your first day on the job and you are introduced to three males: Alex, Carlos and Edward, and two females: Brenda and Deborah. The employees are all celebrating a work anniversary this week, for being with the company either 1, 3, 5, 10, or 20 years. Each of them has been using the same form of transportation for their entire career.

Try to piece together what each person's role is, how they get to work, and how long they have been with the company.

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COLOURING IN

Alex has been at work longer than the engineer but not as long as the bus rider.

2. Because she takes public transit, Brenda can do the crossword on her way to work.

3. Carlos has been on the job exactly twice as long as the manager.

4. Either Deborah or the one who takes the train just received their 10 year service award.

5. Edward's last promotion was 2 years ago when he became a specialist.

6. The developer doesn't always get a seat and sometimes has to stand on the way to work.

7. The architect role requires at least 6 years of onthe-job experience.

8. The engineer can leave whenever she wants, she isn't tied down to a particular transit schedule.

9. The subway was built 8 years ago.

10. The owner of the motorcycle has been using it to come to work for more than 6 years.

11. On the day of the snowstorm last week, only Alex and the Manager arrived on time; everyone who relied on the roads (bus, car, motorcycle) was late.

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THE GREAT INDOORS On Sunday, August 22nd, Scouts Aotearoa launched ‘The Great Indoors’, a website where families looking for activities for their young people during the Level 4 lockdown can get ideas.

The programme is free and open to all New Zealand families. Scouts Aotearoa Programme Manager John Williams said, “With the whole country going into Level 4 at such short notice, we thought in the best tradition of Scouts, we can help. Over the past few days, we've pulled together a collection of activities and built 'The Great Indoors' website. 'The Great Indoors' is based on our very successful 'Scouting from Home' programme, that ran during the six-week Lockdown, in 2020.”

“There is something on the website for all ages and abilities. It's free and anyone with young people at home who need something to do, can visit the website and download the activities,” John concluded.

There are twelve activities available, but people can sign up to receive twenty four further free activities. This is one activity a day, for twenty fours days, delivered via email and accompanied by a handpicked dad joke! Activities include, indoor caving, boat making, bird watching, nature art and window displays.

Visit the website for more details and to find activities: scouts.nz/the-great-indoors

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Recently, an Intermediate student from TM Dance World, Georgie Prosser, competed in the Dance NZ Made Interschool competition, which was held at Christchurch recently.

Georgie did incredibly well, placing third with her self-choreographed solo, a fantastic result! She also competed in troupes with other dancers from her school, who placed second and will travel to Nationals later in the year. Georgie also choreographed a trio which was performed by other students from the school, they were also rewarded with a second placing.

To top off an already very successful day, Georgie was given an exciting opportunity... Earlier in the year she attended a Dance NZ Made Workshop, for which she was rewarded with a golden ticket for her work. This ticket allows her to compete in the finals with other winners from around the country, in Palmerston North, later in the year.

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Friday 27th August 2021

Page 11 The informaƟon and opinions published are not necessarily those of the Malvern News proprietor. The final approval of leƩers for print, rests with the editor. LeƩers to the Editor should be no more than 200 words in length.

LeƩers to the Editor won’t be considered for publicaƟon without the writer’s name (given and surname) and area of residence (not address) also being printed. LeƩers wriƩen using a pseudonym, are unable to be published.

For all your small excavaƟon requirements To the Editor.

Thank you to Douglas Marshall for replying to my letter in last weeks issue of the Malvern News.

Unfortunately there are still unanswered questions.

What were the costs of the planning of the fence?

What was the costs to dismantle the old fence, the erection of the temporary fence and the cost of the new fence?

I have been informed that the council staff did not consult with the township committee, the community board or the councillors regarding the replacement of this fence.

What is the point of having township committees, community boards or councillors if decisions are made without any consultation or consent.

This appears to be that bureaucracy is working to the best of their advantage.

I request a reply.

Trevor Taege, Kowai Bush.

MOBILE SEED CLEANING SERVICE Mobile Seed dressing for all cleaning & treating of farm safe cereals!

Jeff Cridge: 027 653 7969 Home: 03 3181 755 Email: helenaandjeff@xtra.co.nz

HOMEKILL

PROCESSING SERVICE

To the Editor.

Regarding the latest letter from Trevor Taege.

We are comfortable that the correct process was followed that achieved the best value for money for rate payers and the best long-term outcome for rate payers.

The cost to replace the fence was $12,500 + GST and the estimated cost to repair the existing fence was just around $10,000 + GST. Continuing with the existing fence would have required more regular ongoing maintenance than the new fence If Mr Taege has further questions he is welcome to contact me directly at the Council any time.

Douglas Marshall.

To the Editor.

Unfortunately the ‘Paint the Town Yellow’ campaign is postponed and will run in conjunction with our street collections next year for Daffodil Day. Covid has taken away the 2021 Daffodil Day Street Appeal.

The demand on our cancer services goes up during lockdown. And that's why we need you now more than ever.

Donate online now to support the Cancer Society's vital services to help those going through cancer www.daffodilday.org.nz

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PUBLIC NOTICES

PUBLIC NOTICES

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PUBLIC NOTICES

At Alert Level 4, 3 and 2, we are unable to hold our planned Part One - Seed Swap on the 28th August. However, we are hopeful we will be out of lockdown by the 9th October for Part Two - The Seedling Swap. So If you would like to sow and grow some seedlings over lockdown for the Seedling Swap, we will get the seeds to you.

Here's how it will work: Choose one or two seed packets from the list below that you would like to grow (while stocks last. If we run out of your choice, we will send you another seed packet). Beetroot Broccoli Broccoflower Brussels Sprouts Cabbage Chinese Cabbage Cauliflower - Violet Sicilian, Green Macerata or White) Kale Leek Lettuce Mesclun Perpetual spinach Spinach Silverbeet Spring Onion Tomato

Email your choice along with your name and address to either of these Nourish contacts: • •

Darfield: Bronwyn Springfield: Dorothy

adhoop@icloud.com dorothy.innes@gmail.com

We will either deliver the seeds to your letter box or post them to you.

We will email you instructions on how to sow your seeds, prick out and pot on, look after your seedlings, and label your pots.

Please sow the seeds ASAP after you receive them. They need as much time as possible to grow into good sized seedlings before the Seedling Swap on the 9th October.

We are unable to provide you with pots/punnets or potting mix. If you do not have a stash of pots or punnets in your shed, or some potting mix, here are some options: For pots or punnets: Put drainage holes in the bottom of yoghurt pottles, margarine containers, ice cream containers, or cut off the bottom of 2ltr milk bottles. Have a look in your recycle bin and start putting aside containers that might work. For potting up your seedlings so you can bring them to the Seedling Swap you will need 6-8 containers that will fit 6 seedlings (e.g. 6-8 margarine containers).

For potting mix: Email if you would like instructions for making your own seed raising mix from your own compost. If you don’t have compost, you can dig some good soil from your garden to use as a potting mix. Your direct sown seeds grow fine in your garden soil, so I’m sure your potted seedlings will too!

If you have any questions, please let us know.

Enjoy these lockdown days tending and preparing your garden in anticipation of an abundant season. You will not need to travel to the supermarket for expensive fresh food, and risk the health of your household, when your food is in your own garden.

We look forward to hearing from you and sending you seeds.

The following details were correct to our knowledge at the time of going to print, dates may be subject to change due to Covid.

AUG: • 9 Aug –Dec • 27th Aug • 31st Aug

8pm

Temporary Road Closure (Aylesbury Road, between Wards & Two Chain Roads) Applications for DHS Elizabeth Richards Scholarship close today Malvern Collie Club AGM Sheffield Hotel

SEPT: • • • • • • • • • • •

2nd Sept 3rd Sept 3rd Sept 5th Sept 6th Sept 11th Sept 18th Sept 19th Sept 24th Sept 24th Sept 29th Sept

6:30pm 12pm 8pm

2pm

CANCELLED Darf Indoor Bowling Club Hospital Tournament Darfield Recreation Centre Rural Support Pie Day Friday - Lunch Shout Darfield Bakery Malvern A&P ASSN AGM Sheffield Pavilion Father’s Day is today!

Selwyn Environmental Film Competition Entry Deadline Darfield Rugby Club Senio r Prizegiving (Postponed, date TBC) Larcomb Vineyard Las Vegas Night - Darfield Sports Fundraiser Darfield Recreation Centre Te Ara Kakariki Plantout Day Springfield, Hororata & Darfield Entries for 2021 Darfield Artweek close today!

Selwyn Environmental Film Competition Awards Night Friends of Darfield Hospital AGM Catholic Centre, Darfield

9:30am

Darfield ITM 2021 Fishing Competition New Zealand Shake Out - National Earthquake Drill

6pm 8pm

OCT: • 15-16 Oct • 28th Oct

Lake Benmore New Zealand wide

JAN 2022:

All the best, and keep safe,

The Nourish Team.

• 5th-10th Jan

Methven Summer School 2022

FEB 2022: • 4th-6th Feb

Springfield School 150th Jubilee

Springfield School

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PUBLIC NOTICES

Malvern Collie Club

LOGIC GRID PUZZLE ANSWER (from puzzle on page 9)

ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING Tuesday 31st August 8pm, at the Sheffield Hotel.

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Covid has forced us to CANCEL the Community Indoor Bowls Tourney (Thursday 2nd September) We are most apprecia ve of the outstanding support the Darfield Indoor Bowls Club has given us over the past twenty seven years, and also for the fine ongoing support of our generous community.

The AGM of The Friends will now be held on Wednesday 29th Sept, 2pm at the Catholic Centre.

New members are most welcome.

Contacts: Brian Davidson 318 8382 or Jill Moore 318 8189.

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Alex is the developer; he has taken the subway for 3 years.

Brenda is the manager; she has taken the train for 10 years.

Carlos is the architect; he has taken a motorcycle for 20 years.

Deborah is the engineer; she has taken a car for 1 year.

Edward is the specialist; he has taken the bus for 5 years.

NEXT ISSUE:

AUTOMOTIVE

Contact Keith for more information and lots of photographs. hawkefilms88@icloud.com

CARPET NEED carpet? Go local!

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CHURCH NOTICES

Darfield Life Church

CHURCH NOTICES

SUNDAY 29TH AUGUST 2021

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YOUR LOCAL JETBOAT & STERNDRIVE SPECIALIST

To quote Jacinda Ardern

“We will get through this together, but only if we s ck together.

Be strong and be kind” Take care everyone xxx Jan Thomas, Editor Malvern News.

At 10:30am

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For all Service & Supplies Ph Scott McIntosh 03 317 9010 or 021 0258 4648

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DRIVEWAYS

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318 4132.

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COAL

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Micky Conway

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021 125 1613

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SITUATION VACANT

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HEDGEHOG Hedge & Shelterbelt Trimming FOR SALE CONVENTIONAL bales of peastraw $5 each. Good clean straw, great for the garden.

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POINT of lay hyline/shavers pullets for sale. Please phone 021 863 158.

WOOD shavings - untreated, clean shavings suitable for horse stables, calving sheds, chicken houses and rabbit h ut c he s . A v a i l a bl e i n 70L bags, 1m 3 bales (compressed) and bulk delivery. Phone 03 344 1676 for more details.

GARDENING

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Hedge Trimming in Canterbury

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We have a permanent posi on available now for an

EXPERIENCED AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY OPERATOR • This is a senior posi on and competence with the opera on and

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easier access

• Up to 6m height topped at 5m or less

• Branch size up to 50mm • Cutter drops material to

GENERAL garden maintenance in Darfield area. Domestic side of hedge. hedge trimming, pruning & edging. Please phone Kane LIFESTYLE BLOCK 027 467 6613.

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maintenance of mowers, balers, cul va on and drilling equipment is essen al.

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Our team culture is important to us, and we welcome those who enjoy ge ng along with others, enjoy a bit of banter while maintaining a good work ethic and ge ng the job done.

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To find out more about us visit - www.ealgroup.co.nz or www.facebook.com/EALAgriServices

Friday 27th August 2021 ROOF MAINTENANCE

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WANTED

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Anything hunting related. repairs, spider & fly control, rebecca@ruraltenancy.co.nz Cash buyer. Contact Rob bird proofing, roof painting.

03 342 5885.

WANTED TO LEASE All roof & spouting types.

DEAD, damaged or unwanted Call Arthur’s, 7 days, cars, including trucks & quad 03 347 2635, 027 484 7980 bikes, to buy. Please phone or 027 584 7980.

03 318 0650.

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with Irrigation.

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References available!

Phone James Everest

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Andrew Love

03 318 3003

TARP HIRE

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All other areas, including West Melton & Rolleston, phone or text

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Phone Kevin 021 0232 6502

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Friday 3rd September ———————

Maintenance Renovations & new builds Pump servicing and installation Water filter installation Water pump hire Supply and installation of septic tank systems • Gas and wood fire installation • IQP in backflow prevention • Teatsprayer servicing

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DARFIELD BASED

1pm, Monday 30th August.

ADVERTISING DEADLINE: 10am, Tuesday 31st August.

Day 10 in lockdown: Wife: Do you want something to eat?

Husband: What are the choices?

Wife: Yes or no!!!

I was told a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everybody else had clothes on as well.

My mum always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now! I’m saving the world!

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference!

If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other!

After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

If you bought 144 rolls of toilet paper in preparation for a 14-day lockdown, you probably should have been seeing a doctor long before coronavirus.