Leisure World Recreation Department Staff

GOD: I have created you, hmm, not sure for what purpose. So just go forth and multiply, okay?

COW: Got it udderly covered! I’ll provide creamy milk and nicely marbled meat. Wait, meat???

HORSE: I can help man travel on land and carry or pull their heavy loads. FYI, I adore apples!

DOG: I’ll be an obedient and loyal companion. Man can pet me and teach me useless tricks.

CAT: Obedient? Not in my DNA. However, I will allow man to pet me…when and if I’m ready.

GECKO: I am ready to help all of mankind save 15% on car insurance… and in 15 minutes or less!

NOTE: There were WAY more problems with the humans!

So, mark your calendars for this hilarious comedy that brings the ridiculousness of some of our human behaviors to the stage!

Once again, we’ll be benefiting the charitable work of the Leisure World Foundation in its funding of local nonprofits. Bring your sense of humor and $$$ for the 50/50 at each performance. Tickets are available online at lwca. com, at the Rec Office, and at the door.

Dates Times Sat., Feb. 25 7:00 PM

Sun., Feb. 26 2:00 PM

Mon., Feb. 27 7:00 PM

Place: Rec. 1 Ballroom

Cost: $10 per person