THE BRITISH BOI VS. THE AMERICAN CONT’ D

Anderson: C-o-l-o-r.

Daniel: Where’s the “u”?

Anderson: What “u”?

Daniel: The “u” you use in colour. It is spelled as c-o-l-o-u-r.

Anderson: Lame, stupid: these are the words I’m using to describe the Bri’ish.

Daniel: What’d you just say: Bri’ish? What in the world is Bri’ish? Where’s the ‘t’?

Anderson: Wouldn’t you like to know Daniel? So you can go sip it. It’s in Buckingham palace waiting for you next to the queen. Oh wait… SHE'S DEAD. Ha!

Daniel: OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Anderson: YEA THAT'S RIGHT SHE DIED, JUST LIKE BRITAIN'S COLLOQUIAL DREAMS BACK IN 1776. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT. WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED, AND THE TWILIGTS LAST GLEAMING. WHOSE BROAD

Daniel: Oh, please! At least Britain can still keep stable. Meanwhile, LOOK AT YOU! You got Kanye West, Donald Trump, Amber Heard, oh I can go on mate.

Anderson: Ok, Kanye West was TOO FAR Daniel.

Daniel: No, you know what is far? Your dreams of ever being a top team in the world cup. AMERICA IS SO TRASH THEY CAN’T DEFEAT THE NETHERLANDS. WHO IN THE WORLD ARE THE NETHERLANDS?

Anderson: HAHA, YOU’RE SAYING THIS BUT YOUR COUNTRY LOST TO FRANCE! FRANCE!! THEY PRACTICALLY SURRENDERED IN 2 SEPERATE WORLD WARS ONLY TO BE RESCUED BY THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Daniel: At least we got into the quarter finals.

Anderson: Oh yea… HOW DID THAT GO? WHERE'S HARRY KANE NOW? He was looking at the sky when attempting to score.

Daniel: Whatever, we’re obviously superior.

Anderson: If you’re superior, then why didn’t you beat us in the world cup huh?? It’s your national sport and you can’t even beat us. How embarrassing. Britain sucks!

Unknown: …Alright so clearly you two do not have the potential to speak sensibly and simply so I’m cutting this debate off and going home. Goodbye Gentlemen. Say your goodbyes and good day!

Anderson, Daniel: Fine

Anderson: Farewell, Bri’ish boi with no queen.

Daniel: Shush. WAIT Judge! I have one more question.

Unknown: What is it now, I’ve already had enough of your constant screaming!

Daniel: Who are you?

Unknown: Who am I?

Anderson, Daniel: Yes?

Unknown removes hood

Richard: Ich bin Deutsche, Narren! See you soon for the next debate! To be continued