Fall One Acts 2020

Production Staff: Producer: Mr. Joseph Ciccimaro ‘57 Directors:

Mr. Michael McCabe ‘08 Mr. Mark Norman Mr. Michael Sabatino Mr. Jack Mills ‘12

Costumer:

Mrs. Robin Kelley

Stage/Art Facilitator:

Mr. Michael Hearn

Stage Manager:

Rick Conner ’24

Sound Manager:

Connor Shorten ‘21

Lighting Manager:

Steven Porreca ‘23

Special thanks to Mrs. Ana Smith and the LSCHS Facilities team!

La Salle College High School’s Production of

13 Ways to Screw Up Your College Interview

By: Ian McWethy

Friday, October 30th Broadway on Demand Streaming at 7:00 PM 4

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Show Synopses

Cast (In Order of Appearance): Michael O’Neill ‘21 Tom Eble ‘23 Lucky Kawczynski ‘21 Kiley McMahon (GMAHS) ‘23 Carter Servais ‘23 Elio Shiffman ‘23 Luke Murray ‘22 Gavin Ross ‘23 Will Coll ‘22 Colin Meehan ‘24 Dan Boyd ‘22 Matt Cawley ‘24 Aiden Opiela ‘24 Kevin Derr ‘24

Stage Crew:

Matt Hartman ‘21 Joe Duffy ’21 Nate Selgrath ‘23 Adil Khan ’23 Fahd Khan ‘24

Celyn Broomhead ‘22 John Hrlic ‘23 Alex Ippoliti ’23 Justin Sloan ‘23

Thanks for class of ’24 Band members who helped : Robert Hoffman, Pat Bader, Nick Cheeseman, Andrew Dilenna, Matt Espenshade, Jack Kramer, Andrew Ferrante, Charlie Budd, Alan Gerelikov, and Xavier Grande.

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When two college recruiters at a prestigious university need to fill one last spot to keep their jobs, thirteen eccentric, dimwitted and slightlyinsane high school seniors are eager to come in for an interview. What seems like a simple task turns into a nightmare when the applicants turn out to be a reality TV star, a practicing vampire, an amateur magician, and others that are much, much worse. Each applicant's interview hilariously illustrates what NOT to do at a college interview.

About the author:

Ian McWethy's plays include Bad Auditions by Bad Actors, The Internet Is Distract--OH LOOK A KITTEN!, Last Day of School, The Incomplete Life & Random Death of Molly Denholtz, and 12 Incompetent Jurors. Forty of his one-act plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc. and Stage Partners, and they have been performed over 5,000 times in all fifty states as well as internationally in over thirty different countries.

He's also written several screenplays, sitcom pilots, short films, and a webseries.

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