The Blue Sheet

January 10 - 16, 2011 NEWS FROM IN AND AROUND THE LOGAN CAMPUS There have been several rank changes among a number of Logan faculty members. They include: Dr. Marcus DeGeer, Clinical Science, assistant professor to associate professor; Dr. Jeffrey Kamper, Yorkshire Health Center, instructor to assistant professor; Dr. Anthony Miller, Chiropractic Science, instructor to assistant professor; Dr. Mary-Unger Boyd, assistant professor to associate professor; and Dr. Pamela Wakefield, Veterans Memorial Health Center, assistant professor to associate professor. Congratulations to all.

Several employees are celebrating significant years of service to Logan. They are: Dr. Ralph Filson, Chiropractic Science (30 years); Maureen Alli, GSS (25 years); Gregory McDaniel, Physical Plant Custodial (10 years); and Lenny Glenn, Accounting (5 years). Thank you!

Congratulations to Dr. Jason Goodman, Chiropractic Health division and Student Health Center, and Jessica Goodman, Purchasing department, on the birth of their son Jace George Goodman, who was born January 7 at 10:56 a.m. He weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz. and was 21 inches long. Mom, baby, dad and grandparents Drs. George and Elizabeth Goodman are all doing well. Congratulations also to Wayne and Sharon Kehrer, vice president of administrative affairs, on the birth of their granddaughter Melody Marie Gagliano, who arrived at 8:12 a.m. on January 7 at 8 lbs. 14 oz. and 21 ½ inches.

The Wall Street Journal recently reported the results from a study of the "Best Jobs in 2010." Doctors of Chiropractic ranked #56. Medical doctors were rated #128. The worst job was roustabout (physical laborer on oil rigs and pipelines). The best-rated job was actuary. Go figure. (P.S. Public relations executive ranked #113.)

Dr. Laney Nelson, director of the BIOFREEZE® Sports & Rehabilitation Center on the Logan campus, will present a lower extremity stress syndromes seminar at the 5th Annual Professional Football Chiropractic Educational Seminar on February 27 in Indianapolis, Ind. Dr. Nelson will explain how to manage these syndromes with taping and posting the sock liners and shoes as well as through manipulation and talar glide function. He will leave Logan on Feb. 26 and return the evening of Feb. 27 and will take four (4) students with him. Please stop by the BIOFREEZE Center to sign up for this event.

FROM THE OFFICE OF STUDENT SERVICES ATTENTION TUTORS: There will be a mandatory meeting of all tutors on Thursday, January 20 from 11 a.m. until noon in room 142A. Lunch will be served. Please RSVP to Student Services no later than Tuesday, January 18. Also, please let Student Services know when you plan to offer group tutoring sessions so that the schedule can be completed. Let’s get this done as soon as possible so that we can get started.

REMINDER TO ALL STUDENTS: Whenever you move or get a new phone number, be sure to update your information with the Registrar’s office.

STUDENT WORKERS NEEDED FOR COMP BOARDS: Student workers are needed with the Comp Board Exam on Thursday, January 13, 2011. Pay is $7.25 an hour plus snacks. Start time is 7 a.m. sharp and

end around 12:30 p.m. Ten (10) students are needed to stay until 2 p.m. A signup sheet is posted in the Science Building, Room 104.

NATIONAL BOARD APPLICATIONS: o March 2011 Application Deadline is January 11, 2011 o Please see the Registrar for submission of group mailing deadline, TBD. ENROLLMENT FOR NEXT INTERNAL HEALTH SPECIALIST COURSE IS STILL OPEN Learn enzyme nutrition in the January trimester. The postgraduate department is now accepting students entering trimester 6 or above for the Internal Health Specialist (IHS) program, taught by Dr. Howard F. Loomis Jr., DC. This program will provide you with a clinical perspective on digestive health and give you a hands-on means of analyzing your patients’ nutritional status. The use of digestive and therapeutic enzymes in clinical practice will also be discussed. This is an extremely practical, foundational course for any student who is interested in nutrition. Students will purchase class notes, but the tuition is FREE. The IHS program is a sixsession course. PLEASE NOTE: Session #1 will be the weekend of March 5-6, 2011. See the postgraduate calendar for other session dates. If you have questions about course content or how enzymes are used in clinical practice, contact Dr. Rebecca Gould at rebecca.gould@logan.edu or stop by her office, room F195 in the Montgomery Health Center on Tuesdays or Thursdays between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m.

LOGAN HEALTH CENTERS IN THE COMMUNITY January 9: Logan interns will offer complimentary postural, body fat analysis and blood pressure screenings at the Spirit of the Lord Family Church Community Health Fair.

January 12: Logan interns will offer complimentary postural, body fat analysis and blood pressure screenings for employees at the Lawrence Group Employee Health Fair.

January 13: Logan intern Julian McMurray will present the lecture, Preventing Falls and Safe Lifting to employees of Kennelwood Pet Resorts. This is the eleventh lecture in a series of monthly lectures at Kennelwood’s monthly Safety Meeting that is required attendance for all Kennelwood employees.

January 15: Logan interns will offer complimentary postural and body fat analysis screenings to participants of the Dr. Martin Luther King Power to End Stroke Health Fair.

CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS: In last week’s edition of The Blue Sheet, Dr. Cheryl Hawk’s job title was listed incorrectly. She is Logan’s director of clinical research.

JUST FOR FUN: L ITTLE-KNOWN FACTS In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The 'head of the household' always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the “chair man.” Today in business, we use the expression or title “Chairman” or “Chairman of the Board.”

In the old days, personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men by adulthood had developed acne scars. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. While they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told “mind your own bee's wax.” Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term

“crack a smile.” In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt…therefore, the expression “losing face.”

Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but it was only applicable to the “Ace of Spades.” To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards. However, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't “playing with a full deck.”

PARTING SHOTS “Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.” – Bern Williams “Television has raised writing to a new low.” – Samuel Goldwyn “Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.”

– David Frost “He without benefit of scruples his fun and money soon quadruples.” – Ogden Nash “The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.” – Casey Stengel “How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?” -- Nigel Rees “Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” --Carl Zwanzig

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