LocalReach Burnham April 2024

Are you fully utilising fibre internet? Websites or streaming remain slow? Let’s investigate

In many homes, the promise of super-fast fibre internet often falls short due to outdated home Wi-Fi equipment, or because of slow computers or other devices. A modern fibre connection may offer blazing speeds between 300 to 900 megabits, but poor or absent network equipment can limit the speed as it reaches phones, laptops, TVs and the rest, to perhaps a mere 30 megabits, or even less! This bottleneck is not uncommon and occurs because the network equipment in the home cannot handle the full potential of the fibre line.

For those unsure whether this issue affects them, speed tests can be performed via smartphones, tablets, and laptops, and we recommend running tests throughout the home and looking for drops in speed. The areas of most importance are where phones, TVs and other smart devices are most often used. A reliable speed test website is speedtest.net – navigate here, hit the “Go” button, and ensure the download speeds throughout the home hit the maximum or thereabouts. In the event of speed issues, upgrading to modern Wi-Fi solutions that support the latest standards, like Wi-Fi 6, is recommended. There are numerous types of equipment, and we can help identify the best approach.

Perhaps the internet speeds are fast, but the internet nevertheless feels slow to navigate. This raises health concerns for the computer or other device used. Computers often become slow due to age or lack of proper maintenance and require cleaning and updating to prevent fast internet being squandered on a device that makes no use of it. Due to the complex nature of determining the genuine causes of internet speed issues, and in implementing the best solution, consider contacting us on 07973 536299 to arrange an appointment.

Neil Buzzard, Director, Computer Problem Solutions Ltd.

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Garden View

This month – An annual pleasure

Every year since I began to garden, come spring, I grabbed my spade and in a fit of enthusiasm I dug over the soil. Then I filled any empty spaces with annuals. These might be carefully nurtured in my greenhouse, sprinkled direct from the packet, or purchased in packs at my local garden centre.

Several years ago, due to an injury, I was unable to get out and begin this frenzy of activity. I resigned myself to the fact than my garden simply wouldn’t be as colourful that year. Nature however had other plans.

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As I waited for my perennials to surface something wonderful happened. Hundreds of self-sown annuals from the previous year also began to surface. They’d been there all along, just waiting for the warm spring sun to bring them to life.

It occurred to me that my habit of stopping deadheading towards the end of the season (to leave some interesting seed heads which feed the birds and look so pretty covered in frost) had benefitted me in more ways than the one I’d intended.

Calendula, Candytuft, Cosmos, Larkspur, Nicotiana, Poppies, Sweet Alyssum and Love-ina-Mist were popping up everywhere I looked. I’ve never been so delighted.

I waited until they were a couple of inches tall then on a slightly drizzly day I eased some out and transferred them to barer soil.

My reward was a display of annuals every bit as lovely as if I’d spent hours with my spade and trowel.

So last year I experimented. Throughout the flowering season I noted where I might need an extra patch or two of colour and then, when I stopped deadheading, I simply grabbed a few seed heads and dropped them in the appropriate spot.

That spring and summer I had another beautiful display of annuals. Why hadn’t I discovered this lazy way to garden before?

Of course, there are some teeny disadvantages. The main one is that annuals grown from seed flower later than those bought as plugs or plants from garden centres. Don’t let this put you off though. If you have a good range of perennials the annuals can take their time, taking over when the others begin to fade. Also, no-one says it has to be all or nothing. I have a passion for cosmos, so I bring in a few plants early on every year. That way I can savour their pretty blooms right through the season.

So, if you’re planting annuals this spring, plan ahead a little. Look at your garden as an evolving piece of work and let at least some of them selfseed. Then next year don’t be so quick to brandish a spade…you’ll gain two commodities gardeners always need more of...time and money.

Happy gardening,

By Rachael Leverton

Music for the Memory - musical activities group

Music for the Memory is a musical activities group run by volunteers for people with dementia and memory problems. Each session is lead by a facilitator who encourages members to participate in musical activities. The session cost £3 per person - this includes refreshments.

Our next session is Tuesday 2nd April at 2:30pm in the Baptist church hall, College Street, Burnham on Sea. Our sessions finish at 3:30pm. Our sessions are held fortnightly. New members are welcome to join us. We look forward to meeting you.

Nineteeenth Century Britain: Idyll or Hard Labour?

In the April TASS lecture, speaker Felicity Herring depicts life in the country by contrasting pastoral scenes with images of hardworking labourers. Paintings by masters such as Constable, Turner, Redgrave, Wilkie, McTaggart and Clausen illustrate the talk at the 37 Club, Woolavington at 2:00pm on Wednesday 3rd April: guest admission £8. Full information on TASS and its events are on our website theartssocietysedgemoor.org.uk

Interested in Art? Why not join East Huntspill Art Group

The friendly group who lost members due to covid meet every two weeks on Wednesday afternoon at the East Huntspill Community centre. Open to all levels, novice to expert in water colour to oils. Interested but not sure? why not come along and have a chat to members over a cup of tea or coffee. Cost £3 a session. no joining fee. Dates of coming meeting; 3rd and 17th April; 1st, 15th and 29th May, etc. for further information text Bern on 07899700767

Don’t throw it away, try the Repair cafe!

For clothing, furnishings, small electricals, and other household items, including toys...anything portable, bring it along to our willing band of volunteers. No charge, but donations welcome. Every first Thursday of the month at the Waffle Hub, Methodist Church, College St., Burnham and every third Saturday of the month at The Purple Spoon, YMCA, Highbridge. 4th April: Burnham. 20th April: Highbridge.

Burnham Community Centre Coffee Morning Welcomes You

Saturday 6th April, 5 Berrow Road, Burnham on sea, TA8 IET, next door to the swimming pool, are holding their monthly coffee morning in aid of the community centre.

Friendly company, waitress service, free tea/ coffee refills. Home made cakes, hand made cards for sale, crafts and raffle.

Crafting Supplies Sale, 6th April at 11:00am

Saturday 6th April, 11:00am - 2:00pm in the Highbridge Community Hall, Market Street.

Crafters De Stash Sale - Come and stock up on all your craft supplies at bargain prices as others clear out their excess supplies.

Stalls include, fabrics, patterns, fat quarters, craft books, wool, card making, beading, jewellery findings, vinyl crafts and acrylics, embossing and dies, clay, decoupage and lots lots more.

Refreshments and raffle. Free entry.

Please contact burnham1@tiscali.co.uk for more details.

Burnham Area Flower Club

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 9th April in The Catholic Church Hall, Oxford Street, Burnham on Sea. Doors open at 7:00pm. Come along and have tea/coffee and a chat before meeting starting at 7:30pm. Our demonstrator for the evening will be Ellie North from Marston Magna with her demonstration titled “Let’s Celebrate!.” Our plant stall will be well stocked with flowers for your Spring Garden.

Tai Chi For Health

A new, 6-week course beginning Wednesday 10th April at East Brent Village Hall 10:00am – 11:00am £40pp. Medical research shows that Tai Chi improves strength, flexibility, conditioning and balance. It has been proven to benefit cardiovascular fitness, musculoskeletal conditions, blood pressure and balance. During these sessions we will work with Sun Style Tai Chi, practised in a slightly higher stance with smaller, quicker movements. Your health condition will be taken into consideration and movements adjusted if necessary.

Cheryl Mountford, Bubbling Springs Tai Chi

Tel: 01278 781544 Mob: 07840 350334

EM bubblingsprings@hotmail.com

North Sedgemoor Local History Group April meeting

On Wednesday 10th April Brian Wright will return to offer us a presentation entitled “Did King Arthur Really Exist?” The time 7:00pm - 9:00pm; the venue King Alfred School Lecture Theatre. Membership £10 per season, visitors £5 per session. Parking in visitors car park or in small car park in front of main building. Please bring a torch as site lighting is not good in some places.

Burnham and District Horticultural Society 15th April Annual General Meeting

The next meeting on Monday 15th April is the Annual General Meeting. 7:00pm for 7:30pm at the Community Centre, Berrow Road, Burnhamon-Sea TA8 2ET.

Make friends and get fit? Time to start bowling!

Yes we have two Open Days with taster sessions and tours round the club. Our first is on Saturday

20th April 11:00am - 5:00pm. Wear trainers and have a go at bowling at our small friendly club. Free coaching over three sessions can then be arranged on a one-to-one basis. Our second Open Day will be on Friday 24th May 2:00pm7:00pm. Just pop in and find out what this great game is all about. Club nights Mondays and Thursdays at 5:30pm. Free parking next to Mark Village Hall TA9 4NY.

See markmoorbowlingclub.co.uk

Free Coffee Morning to learn about Burnham-on-Sea Moose

On 20th April Burnham Moose invite you to a free coffee morning at Berrow Village Hall from 10:00am. Come and learn about your local Moose group, our meetings, talks, fundraising for local causes, our social and welfare for our members and more. We meet on the 4th Thursday at Berrow Village hall at 7:00pm plus we hold several social/ fundraising events through out the year. In March we give out £1000’s to local groups. To find out more just come along to our FREE coffee morning.

Cake Sale

Saturday 20th April, East Huntspill Church Hall, 10:30am. Delicious home made cakes. In aid of East Huntspill Church.

Please contact 01278 788665 for more information.

Burnham-On-Sea Pagan Group

We are a very friendly group. We meet in room 2 at Burnham Community Centre, TA8 2ET on the fourth Tuesday of the month.

Future dates: 23rd April: Sue and Peter Knight, Landscapes of memory.

28th May: Past life regression with Ben Simmonds.

June 25th: Prickles hedgehog rescue.

We also follow The Wheel of the Year. All ceremonies are free to attend. For more information contact derwen73@gmail.com

St George’s Supper

Tuesday 23rd April. 6:30pm for 7:00pm, East Huntspill Church Hall. £7.50 - traditional English food. Good company. Please bring your own drink To book please call 01278 788665 or email allsaintscommunitygroup@outlook.com

In aid of East Huntspill Church and Church Hall.

Can pelvic floor exercises help treat incontinence?

You might already be aware of pelvic floor exercises. Women are frequently recommended them after giving birth, and men after prostate surgery. But did you know they can really help with incontinence?

This is because they strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, which support your bladder. When these muscles are stronger, you’re less likely to have leaks.

Pretend you’re trying to stop the flow of urine. Pull in and squeeze those muscles. Hold the squeeze for 5 to 10 seconds, then rest for 5 to 10 seconds. Don’t hold your breath or tighten any other muscles - and keep breathing!

Try for three or four sets of 10 contractions every day. You can do them anytime, anywhere. When you’re watching tv, sitting at a desk, driving a car – no-one will ever notice!

While not all incontinence problems can be improved using pelvic floor exercises, it’s definitely worth considering. And if you need help with products for your incontinence, call Arelle free on 0800 389 3597

Shower, walk-in bath, or wet room? We can help you decide

Choosing a new bathroom involves understanding your bathing needs. There are a variety of options to consider when deciding. One option is to replace your bath with a low-level shower, this is suited to those with limited mobility. Slip-resistant shower trays are available in various sizes, and accessories like shower seats.

Some people still prefer having a bath to a shower so this is when we would recommend a walk-in bath. These are available in various sizes and come with moulded seats and quick fill.

The third option is a wet room which eliminates obstacles with slip-resistant flooring and a central drain, making them ideal for wheelchair users and caregivers.

It can be overwhelming knowing which solution to choose but at AHM Installations, we have a friendly team of home surveyors who will visit you at home to discuss your bathing needs. We provide FREE quotations and visuals of how your new bathroom could look.

To find out more call 01278 589715.

Burnham-on-Sea Friendly WI Meeting every 4th Tuesday of the Month

We are a friendly WI, meeting on the 4th Tuesday of the month, from 2:00pm - 4:00pm at the Sea Cadets Hall, Cassis Close, Burnham-on-Sea, TA8 1NN. Please come along to see what we have to offer. 23rd April - Our speaker for April is Joy who will be demonstrating how to plant up arrange hanging baskets.

Berrow Conservation Group

Berrow Conservation Group meet on the 4th Tuesday of the month in Berrow Village Hall, Parsonage Rd, Berrow, TA8 2NL. The next meeting will be on Tuesday 23rd April at 7:30pm. For more information contact gillp24@hotmail.co.uk

Choral Spring Concert

The Burnham & Highbridge choral society’s Spring concert is on Saturday 4th May at 7:30pm in the OLEM Catholic church. Tickets cost £10 & £5 for children. Available from www.burnhamandhighbridgechoral.org.uk , members and local businesses. All info available on website. They will perform Brahms Requiem & Schubert’s Mass in G. Joining them will be professional Soloists & two pianists. We look forward to entertaining you..... & MAY the 4TH be with you!

Advance Notice

Thursday 9th May. West Huntspill Horticultural Society will be holding their popular Plant Sale of Flowers and Vegetables on Thursday 9th May at 7:30pm at the Balliol Hall, West Huntspill, TA93RN. This is a chance to buy quality flower and vegetable plants whilst at the same time raising money to allow us to run the Annual August Flower Show. If you need any further information please contact the secretary at westhuntspillhortsociety@gmail.com

Plant Sale, Art Exhibition & Cream Teas

Saturday 11th May in St Mary’s Church, Berrow. From 10:00am - 4:00pm there will be an Art Exhibition by The Lighthouse Room Art Group. Free entry. From 2:00pm - 4:00pm there will be Plants for Sale. From 2:00pm - 4:00pm Cream teas, cakes and refreshments will be available in the Church Room. See berrowandbrean.co.uk

Stage Two Berrow - Next Play: 16th to 18th May

Stage 2 Amateur Dramatics present Norman Robbins, “A Tomb With A View”. A dusty, lawyer reads a will to a sinister family. By the third act, there are more corpses than live members left in the cast. All is revealed as the plot twists and turns to its surprising conclusion.

At Berrow Village Hall on 16th to 18th May. Tickets available soon or email to express your interest adele.deakins@btinternet.com

Do you have Parkinson’s? This group could help you

We meet on the 2nd Monday of the month. It is a lively sociable group, some sufferers attend with a partner/carer, friend or family member. A chat, refreshments (donation) and a raffle from donated prizes are regular features. We occasionally invite speakers or engage in fun activities. Look forward to welcoming any new members and continuing to see our regulars. It’s at the Catholic Church Hall, Burnham, TA81LL from 2:00pm - 4:00pm. For more info call Carole on 762428 or Kim on 787022.

Cash Bingo

Bingo open to everyone. Monday nights at Berrow Village Hall, 7:30pm. Very friendly group. Proceeds for village hall.

Highbridge and Burnham Men’s and Ladies’ SHED

The Burnham and Highbridge SHED welcomes men and ladies to make, fix, learn, try crafts or just chat with a cuppa in our kitted out workshops. Why not come and join us.

MONDAY: 9:00am until 12:30pm ladies wood group, while the lady crafters meet from 9:30am until 12.30pm.

TUESDAY and THURSDAY: 9:45am until 12:45pm and 1:45pm until 4:45pm the men’s section meet. Thursday 6:00pm until 8:00pm both ladies and men session.

Morland Community Hub, Pearce Drive, HIGHBRIDGE, TA9 3FU. Contact: bhmenshed@ gmail.com or meadssue@yahoo.co.uk

Burnham Active Retirement Community (A.R.C.)

Come and join us every Monday afternoon from 2:00pm - 4:00pm in Burnham Methodist Church,

College Street. We are a very friendly social group, and we all love making new friends. We go out for lunch and have quiz afternoons, we have chair exercises classes and have painted decorations and sang along to various musicians and singers who come to entertain us.

Don’t be alone when you can join in with a great group that has been running for many years. £2 charge which includes drinks and all activities.

Every Monday and Wednesday Short Mat Bowls, West Huntspill

Come and join us for a friendly social game of bowls. Every Monday afternoon 2:00pm5:00pm, Wednesdays 10:00am to 1:00pm. No experience necessary, all welcome - beginners or experienced players. Equipment and refreshments provided, first 3 sessions are free. For more information please contact Monica on 01278 783854.

Looking forward to an exciting year

of fun and adventure

Burnham & Highbridge Sea Cadets based in Cassis Close, TA8 1NN.

Parade nights: 7:00pm till 9:30pm. Seniors (12-18) Mondays & Thursday. Juniors (10-11) Thursday.

Our monthly fun Bingo on the last Friday continues at 7:00pm.

We have a full, fun range of activities focusing on Equality, Diversity & Inclusion, both on and off the water, with a full summer program, with lots of courses most weekends and during the week in holidays. Whether it is to support us or your child would like to join, for info. email info@bhseacadets.org

Every Monday and Friday - Burnhamon-Sea Short Mat Bowls Club

Our sessions are held at St Andrews Church Hall, Mondays 6:45pm to 9:00pm and Fridays 9:45am to 12:00 noon, all year round. We are a friendly bunch who will welcome newcomers of all ages, whether you are a beginner or experienced bowler. Refreshments are included and your first three sessions will be free of charge. Please pop along or for further information contact Jen on 01278 782962 or email jenna8362@ gmail.com

Ladies Netball Club - We play

Monday and Tuesday evenings

Burnham Netball club for Ladies/girls. age 18 and over. We play at Berrow Village Hall outside court, Parsonage Road, Berrow, Burnham on sea, TA8 2NL.

We play on Monday and Tuesday evenings. 7:00pm, play for 1 hour. £2 per session. New members get there 1st session free. We have a facebook group @ Highbridge, Burnham, Berrow Netball club you will find all our game details on this group page.

We have a lovely group of ladies, and are happy to welcome new members.

Weston Super Mare Philatelic Society, The Conservative Club, Alexandra Parade

Here we are again! How the months fly by, more interesting displays and debates, we have had part two of India overprints and railway posts, Malta. In early March we had an informal talk on stamp collecting and displaying. The meetings are held at the Conservative Club, 24-26 Alexandra Parade, W-S-M BS23 1QX, on the second Tuesday

at 2:00pm and the forth Tuesday at 7:00pm. All are welcome. Your interests are our interests. For further information contact Darrell Kellett on darrell.kellett@outlook.com

Inviting Bridge players to join our Club

Duplicate Bridge at Room 3, Community Center, Berrow Road, Burnham on Sea TA8 2ET. Tuesday Evenings 6:45pm arrival, Start Play at 7:00pm. Small group of mixed ability players - Non EBU affiliated. Cost £2 per evening, Membership £5 annually. Plenty of FREE parking. Ground floordisabled access. Kitchen available to make a hot drink. Please bring your own beverages. Contact Jane Pitcher: pitcher.jane@gmail.com Mobile 07484762526.

Mah-Jong: a beautiful game filling you with joy and curiosity

The Shipham Inn (SomersetBS25 1TW) would like to welcome people to join their regular Mah-Jong Group. Whether you’re a novice, experience Mah-Jong player or someone who would like to learn to play a warm welcome awaits. My hope is that we can make these enjoyable social evenings playing a game that originated in the Far East. We meet on the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of every month: 7:30pm start. Free. Contact details please: mark.trenchard53@ gmail.com or phone / text 07815681580

Burnham-on-Sea WI Friendly Meeting Every 4th Tuesday of the Month

We are a friendly WI, meeting on the 4th Tuesday of the month from 2:00pm to 4:00pm at the Sea Cadets Hall, Cassis Close, Burnham-on-Sea, TA8 1NN. Please come along to see what we have to offer.

Join Weston Walking Group for Somerset Walks

We walk on Wednesdays and Saturdays in all parts of Somerset. Why not come and join us enjoying fresh country air, excellent views and friendly company. Visit our website www. westonwalkinggroup.co.uk or phone Barbara 07934 197780 / 01934 624138 to check where the next walk is, and come and join us. You will be very welcome.

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April Fool

A history of practical jokes

History is littered with wars, revolutions, and the rise and fall of civilizations. Yet, amidst the chaos and drama, a less chronicled but equally important thread weaves through the fabric of our past: the history of practical jokes. This noble tradition has been the unsung hero of human interaction, providing levity in the face of adversity and reminding rulers and peasants alike that nobody is above a good pie in the face.

Let’s rewind to Ancient Rome, where one of the earliest recorded practical jokes came to light. Emperor Augustus, known for his powerful leadership, apparently also had a knack for humour. He was fond of sending guests to his banquets home with absurd gifts, such as a giant squid disguised as a delicacy, or a bunch of carrots artistically arranged to look like a rare bouquet.

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Imagine the confusion and laughter when a dignified senator discovered his ‘precious’ parting gift was essentially a well-dressed octopus.

Fast forward to the Renaissance, an era of enlightenment and, evidently, elite pranking. Leonardo da Vinci, aside from his contributions to art and science, reportedly designed a mechanical dragon to scare unwary visitors in his court. This early animatronic beast wasn’t just a feat of engineering but a testament to da Vinci’s love for a good prank, blending innovation with a dash of terror.

The 18th century brought us the infamous Joseph Pujol, better known by his stage name Le Pétomane. This French entertainer turned flatulence into an art form, astonishing audiences by playing musical instruments and performing various feats through the power of his own gas. Pujol’s performances at the Moulin Rouge were nothing short of a sensational prank on high society, making him a legend in the annals (half pun totally intended) of practical joke history.

In the more recent past, the 20th century gave us Alan Abel, a professional prankster who founded the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals (SINA), advocating for the clothing of all animals for the sake of decency. This long-running hoax fooled many, including some media outlets, into believing there was a genuine movement to put pants on horses and dresses on chickens!

Even esteemed institutions haven’t been immune to the allure of pranking. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has a storied tradition of elaborate “hacks,” as they call them. One of the most memorable involved placing a police car on top of the Institute’s Great Dome, complete with a dummy officer and a box of donuts inside. This feat of engineering and humour required meticulous planning and execution, embodying the spirit of creativity and mischief that defines the best practical jokes.

These historical hijinks remind us that, despite our differences, humour is a universal language. From the halls of ancient empires to the ivory towers of academia, the tradition of practical joking has endured, bringing joy, surprise, and sometimes befuddlement to the unsuspecting.

As we approach April 1st this year, let’s remember the lessons taught by history’s greatest pranksters: to approach life with a sense of humour, a dash of creativity, and, when necessary, a well-timed whoopee cushion.

By Tom Hancock

The ALL-SORTS Choir

The ALL-SORTS choir has ALL-SORTS of members, Singing ALL-SORTS of songs, To ALL-SORTS of audiences. But we need ALL-SORTS of new people, So please come and join the ALL-SORTS choir, And we will ALL-SORTS you out. ALL-SORTED!!!

A very warm welcome awaits you every Thursday evening between 7:30pm – 9:15pm at the East Brent Village Hall, Brent Road, East Brent TA9 4JG. Contact: Sue Toon – E Mail: sue.toon@btinternet. com or phone 01278 760753

Kurling at the Princess Theatre

Indoor Kurling every Thursday

11:00am to 1:00pm at the Princess Theatre. Kurling is becoming one of the most popular activities of the week. Kurling is a great way to be active without working up a sweat (depending on how competitive you are!) and to socialise with others. Kurling can be played by all ages and all abilities.

To participate will cost just £3 per person payable at the box office on arrival. No need to book, just turn up and play or email keithspendlove55@ gmail.com for information.

Every Thursday - Burnham U3A Coffee morning

Burnham Community Centre (next to the Swimming Pool) between 9.30am and 11.30am. The U3A is open to anyone no longer in full time employment. Why not come along for coffee to see whether any of our many groups would be of interest?

Membership is £13 p.a. with a small contribution to room rent for any group attendance.

More info at: www.burnhamu3a.com. We look forward to seeing you!

A Chance To Renew your Love Of Table Tennis

A friendly bunch of keen players are seeking more like minded folk to join us at the Bay Centre, Cassis Close on Fridays, 2:00pm - 4:00pm on our 2 tables. Whilst competitive, enjoyment is always more important! Small monthly fee, tea and bix provided. Even if not recently, ideally you’ll have played before to a reasonable standard and we’ll soon have you up and running!

We look forward to seeing you.

Email Tony at macdtony50@gmail.com or text 07443 922240

Burnham Independent Market

The last Friday of the month 9:00am till 1:00pm in the Baptist Church Hall, College Street, Burnhamon-Sea TA81AR. Locally produced fresh pork, lamb, cheese, eggs, pickles and preserves, honey, cakes, hand made soaps, fudge, goats milk and cheese, sausage rolls, quiches, crafts. Teas & Coffee available.

Come and enjoy a morning out

Join a small group of children, teenagers and young people with additional needs who come with carers or family to the Bay Centre every second Saturday. We have a variety of activities, indoor and outdoor games, art and craft, archery and refreshments. A different theme each session. Telephone or text Somerset Time For Youth 07938903358 with number attending and details of sessions. A friendly and relaxed group and everyone is welcome.

Coffee Morning

Every Saturday, East Huntspill Church Hall, 10.30am - 12noon. Come along for a friendly chat and a coffee. For details phone 01278 786790.

Burnham Christian Fellowship Welcomes You

Burnham Christian Fellowship invite you to join us every Sunday morning at 10:30am in the Bay Centre, Cassis Close, Burnham on Sea TA8 1NN. We enjoy lively singing and bible based ministry. Come and see for yourself. Tea and biscuits after the service. 01278 229965.

Be Strong and Steady with Age UK Somerset

Age UK Somerset wants to help you stay independent as you get older. The ageing process affects our balance, muscles and joints so keeping active is vital. One way to improve your balance and strength is to join a ‘Strong and Steady’ class.

The fun, friendly sessions are specially designed, following evidence-based exercise programmes proven to help prevent falls.

If you feel less steady than you used to, contact Age UK Somerset for a chat about options in your area. call 01823 345614 or email fallsprevention@ ageuksomerset.org.uk

Mendip Community Transport Needs Volunteer Car Drivers For Hospital Appointments

We are in desperate need of additional Volunteer Community Car Drivers. Our drivers take people to attend medical appointments out of their local area when they don’t have any other form of transport. We are looking for people with a full driving license and spare time on their hands to join our friendly team and make a difference to their local community. We would be happy to chat with anyone interested and answer any questions. Please call Mendip Community Transport on 01749 880613.

If you think you have a problem with alcohol

Then call us on 08009177650 or Email: help@ aamail.org.we have support groups in North Somerset/Somerset area 7 days a week. All enquiries are treated in the strictest confidence.

Burnham & Highbridge Karate Club instructors interviewed on BBC Somerset

Nick Smith 8th Dan and Matt Smith 6th Dan were interviewed by Claire Carter on the BBC Somerset Extra Time programme. The piece focussed on the 50 and 30 years respectively of participating in the martial art plus the long running local club. Try out this martial art new members welcome. There are separate classes for adults and children (minimum age 5 years). First lesson free then pay as you train. Classes in St Andrews Church Hall, Burnham-onSea and YMCA, Highbridge. Details 07971679455, bhkc1979.wixsite.com/bhkc1979 or bhkc1979@ gmail.com

Updates On Donate For Defib

The Donate For Defib Weston-super-Mare Team continues to raise awareness regarding defibrillators within the community through events, presentations, social media, local newspapers, radio and including the BBC. Three electrical companies are sponsoring the project by installing the defibrillators at various venues, more defibrillators are on order. In February the project, ran CPR / Defibrillator awareness sessions which were well-attended and further sessions are planned. For further information please contact donatefordefib.wsm@gmail.com

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Shoreline Property Maintenance

Shoreline Property Maintenance

Shoreline Property Maintenance

Shoreline Property Maintenance

House and Garden Maintenance

House and Garden Maintenance

House and Garden Maintenance

House and Garden Maintenance

Based in Burnham-on-Sea

Based in Burnham-on-Sea

Based in Burnham-on-Sea

Based in Burnham-on-Sea

• Drain and gutter unblocking

• Drain and gutter unblocking

• Drain and gutter unblocking

• Drain and gutter unblocking

• Strimming

• Strimming

• Strimming

• Strimming

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• Door locks repaired or replaced

• Door locks repaired or replaced

• Door locks repaired or replaced

• Patio and paving

• Patio and paving

• Patio and paving

• Patio and paving

• Brick and blockwork repairs

• Brick and blockwork repairs

• Brick and blockwork repairs

• Brick and blockwork repairs

• Fencing

• Fencing

• Fencing

• Fencing

• All aspects of garden maintenance

• All aspects of garden maintenance

• All aspects of garden maintenance

• All aspects of garden maintenance

• Garage locks

• Garage locks

• Garage locks

• Garage locks

• Garden waste taken away

• Garden waste taken away

• Garden waste taken away

• Garden waste taken away

• Lawn mowing

• Lawn mowing

• Lawn mowing

• Lawn mowing

• Window repairs

• Window repairs

• Window repairs

• Window repairs

• Hedge trimming

• Hedge trimming

• Hedge trimming

• Hedge trimming

• Carpentry

• Carpentry

• Carpentry

• Carpentry

• Painting

• Painting

• Painting

• Painting

• Tiling

• Tiling

• Tiling

• Tiling

• Plumbing

• Plumbing

• Plumbing

• Plumbing

* Small jobs welcome *

* Small jobs welcome *

* Small jobs welcome *

* Small jobs welcome *

* Free estimates * * No call-out charges *

* Free estimates * * No call-out charges *

* Free estimates * * No call-out charges *

* Free estimates * * No call-out charges *

Phone: 01278 795056

Phone: 01278 795056

Phone: 01278 795056

Phone: 01278 795056

Mob:

Phone: 01278 795056

Mob: 07715 205676

Mob: 07715 205676

Mob: 07715 205676

Mob: 07715 205676

Local Friendly Service

Local Friendly Service

Local Friendly Service

Local Friendly Service

Phone: 01278 328654 Mob: 07715 205676

Email: hrj.shoreline@gmail.com

Email: hrj.shoreline@gmail.com

Email: hrj.shoreline@gmail.com

Email: hrj.shoreline@gmail.com

Email: hrj.shoreline@gmail.com

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