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New year’s resolutions – there to be broken! According to a recent nationwide study by ‘City Socialising’ 73% of people will be making at least one resolution this January, with women being the most likely to vow to make changes to their lives. The survey also created a list of the most popular resolutions and it’s the nature of those resolutions that makes them so interesting. That’s because the more obvious things like stopping smoking and drinking less lie much lower on the list than you would think. At number one on the list was the fairly unspecific desire to “enjoy life more.” Coming a close second was the inevitable promise to “lose weight or go on a diet.” That’s weird, of course, because considering most people’s attitude to food and drink the second choice would surely doom the first to failure. How can you enjoy life more by eating less? Even more strangely, one of the most popular male resolutions was found to be “to find true love”, which came only fifth on the list for women. But overall, “finding true love” and “learning something new” beat more mundane plans like “saving money” and “paying off debts.”
resolutions men appear to have more resolve as 20% claimed they kept theirs for a year or more compared to just 15% of women, many of whom (29%) admitted sticking to their resolutions for an average of just 3 months. Londoners came out top for greatest resolve with 20% stating they usually stuck to resolutions for over a year, compared to 15% of those questioned in Manchester and 13% in both Brighton and Bristol. The top resolutions were as follows: 1. Enjoy life more (34.4%) 2. Lose weight / go on a diet (24.4%) 3. Get fit / start exercising (22.3%) 4. Learn something new (22.2%) 5. Find true love (21.6%) 6. Get a better job (18.7%) 7. Save money (18%) 8. Pay off my debts (16.2%) 9. Take a trip (13.6%) 10. Reduce stress (10.6%) 11. Spend more time with family (10.5%) 12. Quit smoking (5.6%) 13. Drink less (5.3%) So what is your New Years Resolution for 2012?
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How to get your own back on your bank Over the last couple of years banks have taken a real hammering with director’s bonuses, exorbitant charging to the less well-off customers and dreadful customer service all coming under the spotlight. Much of that criticism has been left to the media but an 86 year old woman in New York sent the following letter to her bank manager as a more personal protest. He obviously had a sense of humour because he was so impressed with the letter he sent it to The New York Times. They subsequently published it. It’s a piece of genius. Enjoy! Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. (I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has only been in place for eight years.) You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways and the following will now apply. I noticed that whereas I answer your telephone calls and letters personally, when I try to contact you I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, and at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: 1. To make an appointment to see me 2. To query a missing payment. 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home 7. To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required and this will be communicated to you at a later date.) 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7. 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While any of these may, on occasions, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. It is with regret that – having once again followed your example - I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
From now on, I - like you, therefore choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. As a consequence my mortgage and loan repayments will, from now, no longer be automatic but will arrive at your bank by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly Contract which I require your chosen less prosperous New Year? employee to complete. I am sorry it runs Your Humble Client Page 6
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We wouldn’t like to play Scrabble with this bloke! Every now and then we get something sent to us that makes us wonder just how much spare time people have on their hands. This is a typical example. It’s a series of absolutely fantastic anagrams that are so appropriate it makes you check twice to make sure all the letters have been correctly used. Mind you, we wouldn’t like to play Scrabble with the bloke who wrote it! PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
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Great facts to take into the new year. Sad as it sounds, one of the most interesting things about my personal Christmas this year was discovering a really informative piece that managed to answer a load of the sort of questions that have probably never actually been asked, but probably would have been had anyone thought about it!
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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David : Hearts - Charlemagne : Clubs -Alexander, the Great : Diamonds - Julius Caesar
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language. Coca-Cola was invented and marketed as a medical elixir and was originally green. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common? They were all invented by women 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 It is impossible to lick your elbow. Page 10
The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Mark Twain’s ‘Tom Sawyer.’ The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes The only food that doesn't spoil is honey In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale was originally ordered by pints and quarts.... So in old England when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down. It's where we get the phrase: 'mind your P's and Q's' At the same time pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice. And finally, at least 75% of people who read this will by now have tried to lick their elbow! Are you one of them?
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101 – A new number with a 999 ring to it… Across the whole of England & Wales a new police communication service is being established which will allow people to make non-urgent calls to their local police force 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The new service (set to be available across the entire country by the end of January 2012) will see the introduction of a brand new police telephone number. When making non-urgent calls to the police (such as reporting non lifethreatening crimes) 101 will be the number to call. When connected, you will be automatically be transferred through to your local police force who will be on hand to deal with any
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It’s a well-known fact that January is the most depressing month of the year, not only because all the Christmas festivities have now gone but also because it tends to be the coldest and darkest month of the year. We thought we would therefore cheer you all up with this little group of gems. If you can’t break out into a smile with some of these there really is no hope for you! A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the children up, one by one, holding them to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was Page 12
problems you may have. All 101 calls will be charged at a flat rate of 15p regardless of the length of the phone call and a translator will be available for anybody who may require one. The local council will continue to handle issues such as vandalism, fly tipping & noise distraction as usual however the new 101 number has been added for people to report non-urgent crimes such as theft, minor traffic incidents, drug use & dealing & property damage. All urgent crimes should still be reported using the 999 number as usual.
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, ‘You must be in Year Four.’ “No, love” he replied. “I’m riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15” Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Middlesbrough couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching. The auto mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. January 2012 | The Local Answer Magazine
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It’s not really fair when you’re a blonde That statement about blondes having all the fun may well be true but unfortunately for them they are also subject to numerous jokes that suggest that having blonde hair indicates a low level of intelligence. While not wishing to take advantage of that perception we have discovered some lovely little stories attributed to fair haired people and we thought we’d share them with you. Two blondes were going to Disneyland and while driving on the Interstate they saw the sign that said Disneyland Left. They started crying and turned around and went home. Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one said to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooo, can you see Florida ?' A blonde drives her BMW into a garage and tells the mechanic it’s not working properly. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly and he says ‘No problem, just crap in the carburetor.' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licence. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my licence and then today you expect me to show it to you!' There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' An attractive young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor, 'show me.' Page 14
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed. She then pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said, ‘you have a broken finger.’ A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!' A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs' January 2012 | The Local Answer Magazine
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Survival guide to driving in Newcastle We are pretty sure the Highway code is just as appropriate in Newcastle as anywhere else but some recent experiences show that ‘Geordie’ drivers seem to have invented their own rules. Here are just a few examples. 1. Either forget about indicators altogether or simply leave them flashing all the time. For more dramatic effect, use the opposite indicator to the direction in which you are actually about to turn. And when someone is waiting to come out of a side street that you are turning left into, on no account should you use your indicator. This really irritates even the most patient person. 2. On roundabouts, cut across the front of the other cars behind you. This denies them any possibility of overtaking you and really upsets drivers. Another excellent ploy is to approach the roundabout in the left lane if you are turning right and the right lane if you are turning left. Always remember, the road was built purely for you and no one else.
irritating, obnoxious and arrogant copy Jeremy Clarkson’s ploy and buy a horn which produces a high pitched sound that even penetrates the best possible double glazing. 6. If you meet someone on a narrow road or country lane make sure you speed up so they are nearest their exit. That means they have to reverse to accommodate your passage. And let’s be honest, that’s only right because it’s your bloody road, not theirs! 7. Disregard pedestrians. If they can’t afford a car they are beneath you and worthy only of contempt. You can really emphasize this contempt on zebra crossings when you force them to run for safety. The same thing applies to cyclists. Anyone who wants to ride something you have to propel yourself is really, really beneath contempt! 8. Do not, whatever happens, slow down as you approach a roundabout, especially if your view is hidden by bushes and trees. No one else should be on your roundabout, anyway!
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New Year Resolution Suggestions For ‘Boro Fans
With the print industry rightly demanding time off over Christmas there was an extremely early deadline for this month’s edition. It was therefore almost impossible to comment on ‘Boro’s current situation as they’ve played several matches since we went to print. Hopefully, however, we will still be within touching distance of the automatic promotion places. Instead, we have decided to appeal to you ‘Boro fans to make the kind of New Year resolutions that will hopefully benefit both the club and yourselves. Here are the five we hope you take up! 1. Go to More Matches and rejoin the ‘Red Army.’ This is obviously aimed at the fans that would rather spend their Saturday afternoons enjoying a few pints in almost any Middlesbrough pub while watching the match on Norwegian channels. We know finances are tight and we know that sometimes the entertainment level dips a bit but if you are a true ‘Boro fan the only way to fight your corner against the rest of the world is to be able to say ‘I was there.’ It really counts! Football is much better viewed in a big crowd and only you can affect that at the Riverside.
2. Stop Blaming Referees. 2011 was a year dominated by controversial refereeing decisions, but the fact is referees are not biased. There is no conspiracy. There is no cheating. They are simply men doing a very tough job. It’s all very well for three men sitting in a television studio to replay an incident five times, with different camera angles, and for everyone at home to see this. But a referee doesn’t have that luxury. They have to make onthe-spot decisions using only their eyes, and those of their assistants. If and when FIFA allow technology to be used to assist officials, then you can criticize a referee for getting a decision wrong because he’ll have ignored the tools at his disposal. But until that happens a referee wrongly awarding a decision is no different from a player missing a penalty. They aren’t cheats, they just made a mistake. Page 28
3. Join a Fantasty Football League and see how difficult the job really is! Computer games are now socially acceptable and give fans the opportunity to see how easy – or difficult – it is to run a successful football team. Let’s be honest, you have the entire Premiership at your disposal and the great thing is that – unlike real football situations - everyone has exactly the same amount of money to spend. If you fail you only have yourself to blame. That means you are your only critic. Try the same scenario with millions watching and then understand what Tony Mowbray lives with twenty four seven. Not easy, is it? 4. Stop Caring about Footballers’ Private Lives. Who cares that high earning footballers manage to attract exceptionally good looking women just because they have loads of money? What most of those women are doing is still classed as the oldest profession. Are you listening Abbey Clancey? 5. Stop believing you “Could do Better Than That” One of the most irritating comments you overhear at a football match is the fat guy with his over stretched football shirt claiming that he ‘could have scored this one or saved that one.’ No, he couldn’t. He would have been lucky to get within twenty yards of it! If you’re a football fan it probably means you’ve played the game at some level yourself and if you look back on those freezing cold, wind battered, rain sodden Sunday mornings when all you wanted was to hear the final whistle and get to the pub you must surely realize the hard work, dedication and natural skill that sets the professional aside. So no, fat boy, there is no way in the world you would have saved ‘that one’ and even less chance you would have scored ‘that one.’ So do us all a favour and resolve that in 2012 you’ll keep your big mouth shut unless it’s to actually cheer on your team. It’s the only worthwhile contribution you can make and will be appreciated far more than your ridiculous rants. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL! January 2012 | The Local Answer Magazine
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INDEX OF ADVERTISERS Aerials (TV) MWC Services . . . . . . . . . Page 26 Sophie’s Aerials . . . . . . . . Page 2 Alarms & CCTV 1st Fix Electrical . . . . . . . . Page 2 Appliance Repair Eaglescliffe Domestic . . . Page 3 Architectural Drawings/Plans AB Building Design . . . . . Page 5 Bathrooms Rubberduckbathrooms . . Page 29 Beauty Mermaid Holistics . . . . . . . Page 3 Beauty Supplies Hair Order . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 27 Bedrooms Spacemaster . . . . . . . . . . Page 9 Yarm Joinery & Build . . . . Page 26 Blinds Beautiful Blinds . . . . . . . . . Front Page Builders Steves Joinery . . . . . . . . . Page 27 Unique Builders . . . . . . . . Page 13 Yarm Joinery & Build . . . . Page 26 Building Plans AB Building Design . . . . . Page 5 Car Body Repairs Sprayworx . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 3 Car Servicing & Repairs Citromatic . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 9 Martinet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 17 Merc-Spec . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 32 Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning Rise & Shine . . . . . . . . . . Page 11 Catering Services Thornberry Catering . . . . . Page 15 Clothing Alterations Clothing Alts . . . . . . . . . . . Page 18 Clubs Offroad North East . . . . . . Page 17 Computer Training Compupal . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 11 Conservatories Discount Windows . . . . . . Page 2 Transform Home Imp . . . . Page 19 Courier Services A Young Courier Service . Page 23 Decorating Service Mark Woodward . . . . . . . . Page 2 Rievaulx Decor . . . . . . . . . Page 26 Dentists, Dentures & Dental Care Egan Dental . . . . . . . . . . . Page 5
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