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ROT iN HELL, MEXiCO CiTY!

YOU KNOW THiS ALL STARTED DURiNG WWII. PEOPLE WOULD PiLFER STUFF FROM MOORED SHiPS iN THE HARBOR AND SELL it HERE.

YOU CAN BUY ANYTHiNG HERE. SAY, YOU WANT BRiTNEY’S NEW CD? EVEN HER LABEL HASN’T RECEiVED A COPY YET.

SOME BiNDAAS ROCKiN’ TRACKS iN THERE. “OOOO BABY BABY, EAT YOUR NACHOS (AND THE DORiTOS)”. “I’M ALL (K)FED UP WiTH MY LiFE”

STAY CLOSE TO ME, EASY TO GET LOST iN THE PATLi GALLiS*.

CC?

* NARROW ALLEYS.

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BUT LOOK AROUND YOU GOAT-FUCKiNG DONKEY-RAPiNG SON OF A WHORE…

…YOU’RE NOT iN AMERiCA.

THiS iS CHOR BAZAR AND DOWN HERE I’M THE BiG DiCK.

SHOW THESE MEN OUT, WE’VE NO FURTHER BUSiNESS.

PAKKiYA CALLED. CC iS DOWN iN THE BAZAR WiTH SOME AMERiCAN, ASKiNG ABOUT A CYLiNDER.

COiNCiDENCE? NAAH, SOMETHiNG’S UP. BRiNG THEM HERE.

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CLICK

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SAHiB. SHOO! GET LOST!

YOU LOOK FOR THE BLACK METAL THiNG?

LET’S GET STARTED AGAiN WiTH THOSE “COUSiNS” OF YOURS ASAP.

iF YOU CAN TELL ME WHERE iT iS, THERE’S A CANDY BAR iN iT FOR YOU.

YEAH, WE STiLL GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER.

OH, PLEASE. I SAW iT YESTERDAY. C’MON MR. IKE. HE iS SCAMMiNG YOU.

ABEY PUNTER, BHAAG YAHAN SE SAALE. DOONGA EK KAAN KE NEECHE.

WELL?

“WELL” WHAT? A 20 RUPEE CANDY BAR? SHOW ME SOME REAL MONEY, MAN. HOW ABOUT 10,000?

I’LL GiVE YOU 500, NOTHiNG MORE. AH, MR. IKE, THE KiD HAS SPUNK, MAKE iT A GRAND. SO WHERE iS iT?

HA! WAY TO GO, KiD, YOU GOT STYLE.

I SAW iT iN DHOLU KABAADi’S SHOP YESTERDAY. HE SOLD iT TO THE SKY BABA GUYS.

USKi MAA KO TAKOON! NOT THOSE KOOKS!

CC, WHAT THE HELL iS A SKY BABA? NOT “WHAT”, “WHO”!

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SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF THE SPACE GODS, WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OF THE TODAY WE SPACE LiNGAM. CELEBRATE THE LATEST OF THE BLESSiNGS THAT THE COSMiC SPiRiTS HAVE BESTOWED UPON US.

JAi SKY BABA! jai SPACE LiNGAM

!

JAi SKY BABA! M! jai SPACE LiNGA

BEHOLD GiVEN UNTO ME iN MY LAST ASTRAL PROJECTiON ViCHARAN.

THE SPACE LiNGAM!

ABA! JAi SKY B E LiNGAM! A jai SP C PRAY TO THE PHALLUS OF THE GALACTiC SPiRiTS. ENJOY AND BE ENLiGHTENED.

YEAH, NOW WE THiNK OF A WAY TO GET THAT OUT OF HERE.

ABA! JAi SKY B LiNGAM! jai SPACE ABA! JAi SKY B

LOOK AROUND YOU, MR. IKE. THAT’S GONNA BE DiFFiCULT.

YUP, THAT’S iT. YOU SURE?

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BBBBRDDD… iT’S iNSiDE ME…I CAN FEEL iT…THE SPiRiT… THE HOLY COSMiC SPiRiT.

ALAKH NiRANJAN!

AH, THE GALACTiC GODS, MY CHiLDREN. MY BROTHER SADHU iS THE VESSEL FOR THEiR SPiRiT.

JAi SKY BABA! jai SPACE LiNGAM! ABA! JAi SKY B E LiNGAM! jai SPAC

AH! WHAT A WONDERFUL EXPERiENCE.

HBBWHHBB! GALACTiC SPiRiT! BRRRPPPT! SPACE GODS!

GOT iT. WORKED LiKE A CHARM. NOW WHAT?

BEATS ME!

BACHAO! BACHAO!

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AND MR. SHEiKH, I KNOW YOU’RE LiSTENiNG TO THiS.

HERE’S THE DEAL…

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COULD

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