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contents October 2024 • www.lchaimmagazine.com

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COVER STORY

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L'CHAIM Celebrates 10 Years.................................................................................................................................

1000 WORDS Magen Herut Seeks to Keep Toronto Jews Safe........................................................................

FOOD Eggplant Carpaccio..........................................................................................................................................

TEST YOUR JEWISH IQTM........................................................................................................................

EDUCATION San Diego Jewish Academy: Inspiring Minds, Shaping Futures.........................................

FEATURES Innovating for Israel: Sol Lizerbram and JNF.................................................................................

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Brian Blacher Takes the Reins at FIDF................................................................................................

Rabbi Shmuly for JFS Luncheon............................................................................................................

An Evening with Dr. Morechai Kedar....................................................................................................

Expressions of October 7...........................................................................................................................

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EGGPLANT CARPACCIO

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COLUMNS

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Prayers & Passages........................................

PUBLISHERS Diane Benaroya & Laurie Miller EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Alanna Maya CREATIVE DIRECTOR Laurie Miller CONTRIBUTORS

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TORAH l BY STEPHANIE GITTLEMAN

prayers

& passages MAKING AMENDS

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uring the recent holidays, I asked my congregants to consider two questions. The first was, “How have you failed God in the past year?” Begin by taking stock of how well you have protected God’s planet. Psalm 24 opens with a reminder that the earth and all therein belong to God: “The earth is the LORD’s and all that it holds, the world and its inhabitants. For God founded it on the seas and established it on the waters.”

As its caretakers, we must honor and protect this earth to the best of our abilities.

Have we done all we can to protect our environment? Have we used up more resources than what we are entitled to?

Probably. The United States constitutes five percent of the world’s population, yet the average American citizen uses three times the number of resources as the average global citizen.

What about idolatry? Our Torah tells us that idolatry is considered to be one of the gravest of all sins against God. In the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:3-6) we read, “You shall have no other gods beside Me. You shall not make for yourself any graven image, nor any manner of likeness, of anything that is heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or

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that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them, nor serve them…”

While we may not actually be bowing down to a graven image, many of us do revere certain idols, such as professional athletes, pop musicians, movie stars, politicians, etc.

Many of us also worship the “idols” of wealth, power, and fame. Having these things may not be entirely detrimental; wealth, power, or fame can serve a greater good, if used wisely, compassionately, and with the understanding that these are gifts granted from the Divine.

The second question I posed was, “How have you failed the people in your life? Your family, friends, neighbors, and others in your community?” Have you listened to your spouse when he comes home exhausted from work even though you yourself are exhausted?

Or did you somehow brush him off?

Did you spend quality time with your children or parents? Or did you let workrelated stresses interfere with your having special time with your loved ones, preferring instead to scroll on phones or watch TV? Did you ever consider how hurtful these behaviors may be to others?

Were you a good friend? Was there someone in your life that you knew was

hurting, yet you failed to make time for her?

Visit a sick friend or co-worker, or make a meal for someone in mourning? Volunteer time to help with a worthy communal cause?

In other words: In this past year, how did each of us make other people feel? Did we somehow touch their hearts or ease their suffering?

We alone can make amends with those we have hurt. Only we can say, “I’m sorry that I hurt you,” and ask for forgiveness. In the end, we will be remembered for the kindness and caring that we showed (or didn’t show) to others. The choice is up to us.

During this season of t’shuvah — of turning back toward the sacred ­— may we each be mindful of how our words and deeds can be a force for good or for harm and let us choose to do better in the coming year. Let us make sincere amends with other people and with the world we inhabit.

RABBI-CANTOR CHERI WEISS IS THE SPIRITUAL LEADER OF TEMPLE EMANUEL IN HONOLULU, HAWAII.

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L’CHAIM | BY AMELIE BOTBOL VIA JNS.ORG

Members of Magen Herut on duty in Toronto, Canada in the first week of September as the new school year starts.

PHOTO BY: AARON HADIDA.

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ounded after October 7, Magen Herut seeks to keep Toronto Jews safe.

“Continuing to keep the Jewish community safe is my one and only mission,” Magen Herut founder Aaron Hadida said.

The organization, comprising volunteer patrol groups in Toronto, Canada’s Jewish communities, is an offshoot of Herut Canada, which provides educational programs, immigration assistance and security services to Jews across the country. Bottom of Form “We’re here to ensure that our students can go to class and that those attending synagogue services are given the right to pray without 25 protesters screaming outside,” said Hadida.

“What we do is multifaceted. It includes night patrols in Jewish neighborhoods, by synagogues, schools and Jewish institutions—are getting their windows broken, shot at or graffitied,” he explained.

“Deescalation is our most important principle. We do not want to fight anybody or make things worse. We want to stop it before it becomes too heated,” he said.

Magen Herut was created in the wake of Hamas’s October 7 massacre in Israel and the ensuing tidal wave of antisemitism that has washed over the globe amid the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza. The organization currently has 50 members, most coming from a security background, and many more volunteers.

Magen Herut is active near the University of Toronto, Toronto Metropolitan University and York University. Members of the organization remain off campus but are looking to recruit students to secure schools more thoroughly.

The organization is planning to launch in other parts of Canada

and expand to the United States.

“After October 7, we created WhatsApp groups with hundreds of volunteers and split them up into areas. Our people were patrolling 15 different zones at all times,” said Hadida. “When there were bomb threats in Hebrew schools, the police investigated inside and we patrolled outside,” he explained.

“I never imagined that this would be full time, but protesters are not letting students, whose parents have taken loans out to pay for their education, walk into campuses simply because they are Jewish.

This is very wrong and can’t happen,” he added.

Last year, campuses were overrun by pro-Hamas encampments, in some instances preventing students from attending class. As the new semester begins, Hadida said that pro-Israel groups have been attacked.

“Protesters were chanting and throwing smoke bombs so that Jewish students couldn’t go near recruitment tables. I saw that and I said not on our watch,” he said.

“I took a crew and we surrounded the tables, which were in a public space, making sure the Jewish students could do what they needed to.

We handed Jewish groups our hotline number and let them know we were nearby,” he said.

“We’ve had one case in which three Middle Eastern-looking men walked up to a Jewish daycare with babies inside, threatening security personnel for no reason. They need to understand that it’s a new day,” Hadida added.

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“We’re here to ensure that our students can go to class and that those attending synagogue services are given the right to pray without 25 protesters screaming outside.” with instructor Ilan Rosenberg, as well as learning CPR, various safety protocols and a strict code of conduct.

To join, one must be ideologically aligned, love Israel and the Jewish people and have some sort of policing, security or military background.

“Even a volunteer needs a class D security license in Toronto, it’s 40 hours of online classes. We encourage everybody to get this,” Hadida said.

“We also partner with JForce, a professional agency, to secure large Jewish events, and depending on what’s needed elsewhere we decide whether to send volunteers or security professionals,” he continued.

Most people, Hadida said, are receptive to the mission.

“Personally, I don’t like that the majority of these protesters are chanting for my people to die, but I’m not there as an advocate to debunk their lies,” he said. “I am there to de-escalate and make sure members of the community are safe at all times. But if a person crosses a boundary where it’s lawful for me to defend myself and my people, I will do that,” he continued.

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Hadida made clear that the organization’s goal is to provide people with the tools and resources to defend themselves, in hopes of never having to.

“A person who walks a certain way, carries themselves, has confidence that no one will get to them—and that either way they can handle it—generally, those people don’t get attacked,” he said.

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COVER STORY | BY L'CHAIM STAFF

A DECADE OF L CHAIM

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Capturing the Jewish spirit and lifestyle in San Diego

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COVER STORY en years ago this month, we published the first issue of L’CHAIM Magazine.

As we mark this significant milestone, we are filled with gratitude for what we have accomplished and grateful for the support of the San Diego Jewish community, L’CHAIM was founded with the intention of fostering a sense of belonging and engagement, by bringing stories of San Diego Jewish life to the forefront. With thoughtful stories and columns over the last 10 years, we’ve sought to bridge generational gaps within the community, offering content that resonates with both younger and older readers. Our focus on arts and entertainment stories has been intentional, as have the art, design and layout of individual pieces and full issues— highlighting the great arts culture in our city.

Each piece contributed to a collective dialogue that celebrates the beauty of expression. We’ve explored myriad themes— identity, resilience, love, and the complexities of modern Jewish life. L’CHAIM is also a Jewish publication owned by women, telling Jewish stories in a time where both these experiences are under attack.

Post October 7, we felt a duty to continue sharing as many Jewish stories as possible between cover pages to promote understanding, unity, and pride in Jewish heritage. As female founders, we hope our work is able to shape a more inclusive and equitable future.

A decade is both a blink of an eye and a monumental journey.

The first issue we printed felt like taking a leap of faith, but the support we received from our readers and community partners ignited our commitment to the work. Over the years, we’ve been privileged to showcase the work of local writers and international authors. Through these diverse perspectives, our magazine pages have been filled with unique pieces that both entertain and enlighten.

One of the most rewarding aspects of our time working on this magazine has been the relationships we’ve built. Our readers, writers, and collaborators have formed a vibrant community that fuels our work. We are grateful for the special position we hold in the Jewish community; sharing news of San Diego and Israel, which has allowed us to engage in Jewish learning alongside our readers. Our cache of talented writers have become close friends, whose feedback, encouragement and stories have been invaluable over the years.

As we celebrate this milestone of 10 years in publishing, we also look forward to the future. We’re excited to continue our support of the community in which we live, work and play. Our commitment to inclusivity and innovation will remain at the forefront of this work, as well as our steadfast commitment to supporting the land of Israel.

To everyone who has been part of this journey, thank you.

Here’s to the stories yet to be told and the adventures that await us in the years to come.

L’CHAIM to 10 years and many more to come!

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Our commitment to inclusivity and innovation will remain at the forefront of this work, as well as our steadfast commitment to supporting the land of Israel.

More from L’CHAIM Contributors: “I’ve reaped a decade of light and laughter through writing monthly humor columns for this wonderful magazine—and along with all the Mishagoss, there’s been a ton of Mazel too! Happy 10th Anniversary, L’Chaim!” —Stephanie Lewis “Writing continues to be an incredible journey. I’m honored to have interviewed so many interesting, vital and intelligent people with a passion for what they do. Connecting with charitable groups in the community, each day provides enlightenment and education.

Next stop, a book!” —Deborah Vietor “As the publisher and editor of San Diego Jewish World, I am pleased to offer the heartiest mazal tov to the L’CHAIM publishing team and its staff on achieving 10 years of successful publication of a valuable monthly magazine focusing, as we do, on Jewish news and features. In a world where there is so much antisemitism and with a mainstream media that is sometimes infected by such antisemitism, it is necessary for the Jewish people to have their own outlets so that our people can define themselves rather than being defined by hostile others. Discerning San Diego readers have been enriched over the last decade by L’Chaim Magazine, and I am very proud of our two organizations’ informal association. Hazak! Hazak!” —Donald H. Harrison “Mazel Tov to L’CHAIM on its 10th anniversary! The publishers, editor, and the whole staff can be justifiably proud of the positive contribution they have made to Jewish life and culture in San Diego.

Especially noteworthy is your regular feature, “Test Your Jewish IQ.” Many of my friends agree that is the first page we turn to when we get our new issues. Keep up the good work!” —Franklin Felber

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FOOD

EGGPLANT CARPACCIO

BY ERIN GRUNSTEIN-HALPERN @ERIN.EATS.MTL

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ecipe Developer Erin Grunstein-Halpern lives in Montreal, Canada with her husband and 4 children. She is a pediatric physical therapist. As a newly married woman, Erin developed a love for being creative in the kitchen and eventually started sharing recipes on her Instagram page, @erin.eats.mtl.

She knows how busy life can be and her goal is to share easy and healthy(ish) recipes for the busy family. While sharing recipes, Erin gained a love of food photography as well and now she develops recipes with accompanying photographs for different companies. Erin’s goal is to bring families and friends together around the table, and she believes that a shared love for food and tradition are the key ingredients to making this happen. She shared that this eggplant is so incredibly simple to make but somehow it manages to wow guests every time!

This eggplant is so incredibly simple to make but somehow it manages to wow guests every time!

INGREDIENTS

1 eggplant extra virgin olive oil salt tahini silan Optional toppings: zaatar pomegranate seeds mint sauteed onions sauteed mushrooms with chestnuts chickpeas goat cheese DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 400° F. 2. Cut eggplant in half.

3. Drizzle a baking sheet with oil and sprinkle with salt. Rub flesh

of both eggplant boats on baking sheet to coat. Lay flesh side down and top with additional oil and salt.

4. Roast for 25-30 minutes, until eggplant is completely soft. Allow to cool.

5. You can stop here and refrigerate your eggplant and prep the rest prior to serving if you’d like.

6. Scoop eggplant flesh out of skin and mash with a fork.

Alternatively, mash the flesh in the eggplant skin for a unique presentation.

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EDUCATION

Inspiring Minds Shaping Futures The San Diego Jewish Academy Commitment to Education and Community

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an Diego Jewish Academy empowers each student to learn for life, guided by Jewish values and rooted in strength of community. As a pluralistic community K-12 school with a thriving early childhood center, SDJA inspires and supports students with personalized and innovative learning. Educational and community experiences are infused with Jewish values. SDJA’s graduates are leaders and positive changemakers in their communities and beyond, and its excellent teachers and state-of-the-art campus enable students to grow and try new activities in a supportive environment.

SDJA’s philosophy is to embrace learning experiences that inspire and expand thinking through real-world experience. Students engage in strong academics—whether in classrooms, labs, playgrounds, athletic facilities, art and music studios, and outdoor learning spaces.

Its Center for Innovation and Entrepreneurial Thinking (CIET), led by Director Adam Borek, plays a crucial role in integrating innovation and technology across the school. CIET is dedicated to fostering a culture of continuous improvement and entrepreneurial thinking by collaborating with faculty to incorporate cutting-edge 18

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pedagogical practices and new technologies into the curriculum. The department manages the school’s technology infrastructure, ensures data security, and provides professional development opportunities for staff. CIET also spearheads unique learning initiatives such as the “Ideas to Products” class and the Lions Incubator Program, which empower students to develop real-world business ventures.

By bridging the SDJA community with the world, CIET amplifies Jewish values and encourages the creation of meaningful, innovative student experiences.

The Maimonides Upper School (grades 6-12) experience at SDJA nurtures students to become independent, confident learners and leaders. Its rigorous academic program encourages students to engage with complex ideas, develop critical thinking skills, and persevere through challenges. By analyzing data and designing innovative solutions, students create meaning and impact in the world around them. Whether in the classroom, labs, or on the sports fields, SDJA students are prepared to navigate and contribute thoughtfully to any field or life circumstance, equipped with the skills and knowledge needed to succeed and make a positive difference.

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In SDJA’s Golda Meir Lower School (grades K-5), the new leadership of Shani Abed, Head of GMLS, and Shelly Moses, Associate Head of GMLS bring a wealth of experience and a proven track record in educational leadership at SDJA. They are excited to bring their vision of inspired learning to the Lower School. ”Our focus on small group instruction, supported by additional push-in teachers, ensures that each student is given the opportunity to learn in ways that are appropriate for them, with support and enrichment to make sure they are engaged and challenged,” said Abed. “Aligned with our school mission to empower each student to learn for life, guided by Jewish values and rooted in the strength of community, we prioritize comprehensive development, character building, and lifelong learning.”

The Early Childhood Center offers a holistic approach to early childhood education. Rooted in Jewish values and honoring the strength of community, children aged 18 months to 5 years old learn how to view their world with continued joy as they grow into who they were meant to be, guided by the values they learn.

Through different tikkun olam projects throughout the year, SDJA students live out Jewish values to help those in need. Students donate toys for local animal shelters; participate in blood drives; and visit senior living centers to bring joy to the residents through Jewish programming and delivering «Shabbat in a Box» gifts.

“We love the community, the people, and the education that my daughter is getting,” said Lee (Wollach) Weinstein, an alumni of SDJA and now a parent of a current student. «It›s the education that I received when I was at SDJA too. I want the next generation to have that. At SDJA, it›s not just a school, it›s not just a class. You really build a community that becomes a part of your family life.”

SDJA’s array of extracurricular programs and inclusive curriculum classes in sports, arts, music, and science are integral in developing well-rounded students through various experiences. The Ana “Janche” Galicot Performing Arts Auditorium (PAA) is a 5,000 square foot facility with three multi-purpose rooms, a theater space and auditorium, as well as state-of-the-art audio, visual, lighting, and acoustical design. Its central garden space provides unique opportunities for outdoor learning and community gathering.

As a strong and vibrant community rooted in Jewish values, SDJA’s educational approach weaves Jewish and secular learning intentionally and purposefully. Faculty instill a deep understanding and respect for the values and insights of Jewish tradition and a personal connection to Israel. The senior class trip to Israel is always a special experience and a culmination of their time at SDJA. Last year’s trip, in the shadow of October 7th, took on even deeper meaning as students reconnected with peers SDJA hosted earlier in the year from Sha’ar HaNegev, and experienced the country and its people at a profound moment in the history of the Jewish people.

“At SDJA, we believe that when our students feel safe, supported, and connected to a strong community, they are empowered to thrive academically and emotionally. We cultivate minds to explore, learn, and grow. Our focus is on fostering skills like critical thinking, problem-solving, and resourcefulness, setting our students up for success in an ever-changing world,” adds Head of School Zvi Weiss.

To learn more, visit www.sdja.com.

TEST YOUR JEWISH IQTM 1. About how many Hezbollah terrorists were injured at the same time on September 17, 2024, when their pagers exploded in an occurrence they blamed on Israel? ____ a. 30 ____ b. 300 ____ c. 3,000 ____ d. 30,000 2. Who advised Moses to appoint judges rather than to continue to judge all the Jews by himself? ____ a. His brother, Aaron ____ b. His sister, Miriam ____ c. His wife, Tzipporah ____ d. His father-in-law, Yitro 3. Who first discovered the Dead Sea Scrolls at the Qumran cave site? ____ a. An international team of archaeologists led by the Biblical Archaeology Society ____ b. Workers from the Israel Antiquities Authority ____ c. A small team led by famed archaeologist, Prof. Israel Finkelstein ____ d. A few Bedouin shepherds 4. To be kosher for Passover, matzah must be baked within what period of time after the dough is prepared? ____ a. 18 minutes ____ b. 1 hour ____ c. 18 hours ____ d. 24 hours 5. What is the correct chronological order in which these medieval Torah commentators were born? ____ a. Maimonides, Nachmanides, Rashi ____ b. Rashi, Maimonides, Nachmanides ____ c. Nachmanides, Rashi, Maimonides ____ d. Maimonides, Rashi, Nachmanides 6. The holiday of Rosh Hashanah is the anniversary of which of these days?

____ a. First day of creation ____ b. Sixth day of creation ____ c. The day Abraham offered to sacrifice Isaac ____ d. The day the Torah was given on Mt. Sinai 7. How was the famed Jewish magician and escape artist, Harry Houdini, killed? ____ a. By drowning when he was unable to escape from his bonds inside a locked box underwater ____ b. By being hit in the stomach by a cannonball ____ c. By being sucker-punched in the stomach ____ d. By being hit by a trolley 8. How was Jezebel, the evil wife of King Ahab, killed? ____ a. By decapitation ____ b. By defenestration ____ c. By being burned at the stake ____ d. By hanging 9. Which of these is an inept or clumsy person who is often the cause of his own misfortunes? ____ a. Schlemiel ____ b. Shlimazel ____ c. Schmendrick ____ d. Shmegegge 10. Which Jew was a worldchampion boxer in three weight divisions, and in World War II single-handedly fought almost two dozen Japanese soldiers over one night, killing them all by morning, and then carried his wounded comrade, almost twice his weight, to safety? ____ a. Battling Battolino ____ b. Max Schmeling ____ c. Barney Ross ____ d. Joe Louis

Answers on page 21. ©2024 Felber, Starmark, Inc., all rights reserved.

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FEATURE STORY

INNOVATING FOR ISRAEL DR. SOL LIZERBRAM ON LEADERSHIP, LEGACY AND THE NEXT CHAPTER

BY STEFAN OBERMAN

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s Dr. Sol Lizerbram’s seven-year presidency of Jewish National Fund-USA draws to a close, he reflects on his legacy and the future of Zionist leadership. He believes a new generation is already stepping up, ready to confront challenges and inspire their peers.

Lizerbram’s involvement with Jewish National Fund-USA began long before his presidency in 2017. He recalls, “As a child, I remember collecting donations through the iconic JNF Blue Box, symbolizing our community’s collective effort to support Israel.” His formal involvement began in the early 1980s after moving to San Diego, where he joined the local Jewish National Fund-USA board. From there, he helped develop a stronger structure for the organization, eventually serving on the national board and later as President.

A key part of Lizerbram’s presidency was fostering deeper connections with the organization’s supporters. He encouraged Jewish National Fund-USA to refer to donors as “partners” to reflect the unique relationship between the organization and its community. “If you want to be a ‘donor,’ give to the Heart Association,” he explained.

“If you want to be a partner, then you give to Jewish National FundUSA.” Lizerbram also prioritized engaging younger generations, ensuring representation of JNFuture, Jewish National Fund-USA’s young donor society, on every board and committee. Through initiatives like its Jewish Leadership Institute and Alexander Muss High School in Israel, Jewish National Fund-USA continues to inspire future Zionist leaders.

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impossible, Lizerbram and his wife, Lauren, spearheaded the idea of using Zoom to create virtual tours led by Israeli tour guides.

“It created a sense of unity that was unique,” he reflected. The initiative was a lifeline for the guides and engaged tens of thousands of participants. He also noted how the idea was just one of many his wife, Lauren, brought to the table, explaining, “I couldn’t have sustained my deep involvement without the support and involvement of Lauren. She has been the bedrock of our collective achievements.”

Another key milestone during Lizerbram’s tenure was reaching the $1 billion fundraising goal for Jewish National Fund-USA’s “One Billion Dollar Campaign,” aimed at improving the lives of Israelis in the Negev and Galilee. He remains humble about the achievement, crediting the dynamic team of professionals, partners, and lay leaders who contributed to the effort.

More recently, Jewish National Fund-USA’s response to the October 7 attacks in Israel has been a source of pride. The organization launched its Israel Resilience Campaign to provide food, shelter, and support to displaced Israelis in the country’s south.

“In just a few short months, we raised over $60 million,” he said, noting the parallel efforts to rebuild northern Israel.

As Lizerbram transitions to the role of Jewish National Fund-USA Chairman, he reflects on his presidency with gratitude. “It has been one of the greatest honors of my life to serve as President,” he says.

His leadership has left a lasting impact, and under his guidance, Jewish National Fund-USA remains poised to continue its historic work in Israel.

To learn more or to donate to Jewish National Fund, visit www.jnf.org.

ANSWERS TO TEST YOUR JEWISH IQTM

1. c. 3,000. Who uses pagers anymore? Not these terrorists.

2. d. Yitro, a Midianite priest, gave his son-in-law Moses that good advice when he saw the long line of people waiting to be judged by him. The Ten Commandments are read in the Torah portion, Yitro, in which Yitro gives Moses that advice.

3. d. In 1946, a few Bedouin shepherds discovered seven scrolls in a jar in a cave at Qumran when one of them, Muhammed edh-Dhib, fell into the cave.

4. a. According to the Talmud, dough that is left alone can begin to rise from airborne yeast in the time that it takes to walk one mil (2,000 cubits), about 18 to 24 minutes. Bakeries today follow the stricter opinion.

5. b. Rashi, 1040-1105; Maimonides, 1138-1204; Nachmanides, 1194-1270.

6. b. Rosh Hashanah is the anniversary of the creation of man on the sixth day of creation.

7. c. One week after Houdini was sucker-punched in the abdomen, he died of peritonitis caused by a ruptured appendix. It is generally believed, though not proven, that it was the punch to the stomach that ruptured his appendix.

8. b. Jezebel was defenestrated, that is, thrown out of a window.

And exactly in accordance with the prophecy of Elijah (2 Kings 9:33-37), dogs devoured her flesh.

9. a. A schlemiel is an inept or clumsy person. A shlimazel is an unlucky person, “one who gets soup spilled on him by a schlemiel.”

A schmendrick is a stupid person or hapless jerk, an “apprentice schlemiel” or a “small schlemiel.” A shmegegge is a person who is just plain petty, one who “will always pick on a schmendrick.”

10. c. Before the Marines went into battle on Guadalcanal, Barney Ross, “the Pride of the Ghetto,” would play My Yiddishe Mama on the pipe organ. That melody was played when he entered the boxing ring. _____ _____________________________________ 0–2 Talmid/Talmida (Student) 3–5 Melamed/Melamedet (Teacher) 6–8 Talmid Chacham/Talmidat Chacham (Scholar) 9 – 10 Gaon/Gaona (Genius) _________________________________________ Your comments are welcome at Felber@Jewish-IQ.com ©2024 Felber, Starmark, Inc., all rights reserved.

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BRIAN BLACHER TAKING THE REINS AT FIDF

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s the Director of Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDF), San Diego & Orange County Chapters, Brian Blacher takes the reigns during one of the most difficult times for Jews since the Holocaust.

In 1994, Brian Blacher migrated on his own from South Africa where his family still resides today. Over the last 3 decades, he spent his career successfully launching and growing start-ups in the health and wellness industry. As a certified trainer and nutritionist, co-author of the Eatwize Nutrition Program, and graduate with a degree in physical education with a major in exercise physiology and economics, he combines his passion for health and fitness with his business acumen to create businesses, programs, and facilities that motivate people to consciously engage in healthier lifestyle practices.

With antisemitism on the rise in the United States, Blacher shifted gears and changed his focus. Along with Dr. Eli Ben-Moshe, Brian co-founded Shields of David in 2018. Their mission is to make sure the next generation of Jews feel strong and proud of their identity.

The Shields of David program provides factual history on the birth of Israel and Jewish perseverance. Students learn to act against bigotry and antisemitism with knowledge and self-defense courses. Shields of David’s vision is for future generations to be fearless and empowered by their Jewish identity.

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college campuses in 2017. Many people around us said we were overreacting!” said Blacher.

A true Zionist, Blacher’s passion for Israel is unwavering. In August 2024, he took on a new role as Associate Director of Friends of the Israel Defense Forces, San Diego & Orange County Chapters. Two months later, he was thrust into action as a result of the atrocities of October 7. Blacher worked tirelessly around the clock with his team to ensure that the soldiers of the IDF were supported during this difficult time. His leadership and commitment to the soldiers have brought the San Diego Chapter to new heights. Recently, Blacher was named Director of FIDF San Diego & Orange Counties, where he continues to lead the chapter ensuring the our beloved soldiers are receiving the support they need.

“Our soldiers are fighting on the frontlines daily to protect Israel, but also the Jews in the Diaspora. We owe it to them to have their backs because their job is to protect Israel. Ours is to protect them!” he says.

THE FIDF SOLIDARITY GALA DINNER WILL BE HELD ON SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 10. THIS YEAR THE PROGRAM WILL HONOR MARILYN & STANLEY SMIEDT Z’L, WHO HAVE NOT ONLY STEADFASTLY SUPPORTED ISRAEL AND HER SOLDIERS, BUT THE SAN DIEGO COMMUNITY AS WELL. LEARN MORE AT WWW.FIDF.ORG/ EVENTS/SDGALA24.

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RABBI SHMULY YANKLOWITZ SPEAKING ON COMPASSION AT UPCOMING LUNCHEON FOR JEWISH FAMILY SERVICE BY MOLLY PINCHERLI

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lobal social justice activist and educator Rabbi Shmuly Yanklowitz is joining JFS CEO Michael Hopkins for a Center for Jewish Care luncheon titled “The Role of Compassion in Social Change” at the Marriott in Del Mar next month.

“It’s an honor to welcome Rabbi Shmuly to San Diego for this thought-provoking conversation, focused on deepening our moral commitment to the central Jewish virtue of compassion,” said Hopkins.

Drawing from ancient texts, contemporary case studies and his own experiences as a social activist, Yanklowitz will illustrate how acts of compassion can bridge divides, heal communities and drive systemic change.

The event will take place on the heels of Yanklowitz’s participation in a cross-denominational think tank about food ethics convened by the Pope. Yanklowitz – who counts food justice, aiding people seeking asylum and promoting the humane treatment of animals among his passions—said he accepted the invitation because “interfaith bridge building is crucial to addressing pressing ethical issues.”

During this High Holiday season, Yanklowitz pointed out, the dominant theme of the liturgy is compassion when Jews of all denominations repeat in Hebrew— “El rachum v’chanun” —God is compassionate and slow to anger. With the repetition, he said, we remind ourselves of the importance of emulating these virtues.

“A big part of the Hebrew word for compassion self-implies that we learn it in the womb. The Hebrew word for womb is ‘rechem’ and the

word for compassion is ‘rachamim,’” said Yanklowitz in an interview.

“The idea is that from the very beginning of our existence we are immersed in that merciful space.”

And yet, despite this auspicious beginning, Yanklowitz believes that, in today’s society, our lack of proximity to one another and the pace of modern life have made both it easier to dehumanize others and harder than ever to practice spiritual self-care.

“At the end of the day, I think life is about reducing suffering for other people and for ourselves. In fact, self-compassion is linked to our ability to be more compassionate to others. There are so many levels of [suffering] there’s poverty, sickness, physical challenges, then there’s mental illness, social alienation, and indeed a form of spiritual suffering as well.

I feel that in our hyper-politicized era that many people turn towards elections as a vote as their primary form of addressing social ills— ‘I’ll just be a Democrat or a Republican. I’ll vote, and I’ve done my part’ – but I think that Judaism asks much more of us than just being a voter and asks us to think about our daily interactions, life purpose and commitment.”

THE ROLE OF COMPASSION IN SOCIAL CHANGE, A JFS LUNCHEON AND CONVERSATION ARE SCHEDULED NOVEMBER 12, FROM 12-2 P.M. FOR MORE INFORMATION AND TO PURCHASE TICKETS, VISIT JFSSD.ORG/LUNCHEON2024.

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A RARE OPPORTUNITY AN EVENING WITH PROFESSOR MORDECHAI KEDAR IN SAN DIEGO

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he grassroots non-profit organization CAN (Combat AntiSemitism Now), together with SAJAC (South African Jewish American Community), is thrilled to host Dr. Mordechai Kedar, one of Israel’s foremost scholars and a leading authority on Middle Eastern politics, Islamist movements, and Israeli-Arab relations. Kedar’s visit to San Diego will culminate in a public evening presentation at 7 p.m. at Congregation Beth El in La Jolla, offering attendees the chance to engage with an expert whose insights are as thought-provoking as they are timely.

Kedar’s visit is more than just a lecture. Throughout the day, he will also speak to high school and university students, meet with local leadership, and address the media. However, the centerpiece of his visit will be the evening presentation, where Kedar will dive into some of the most pressing topics surrounding the Middle East today, from the rise of Islamist movements to the political dynamics shaping Israel’s future. This event offers a rare chance to hear directly from someone who has spent decades researching, analyzing, and confronting the complexities of the Middle East.

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University in Israel, where he earned both his Bachelor’s degree in Arabic and Political Science and his Doctorate in Arabic. His doctoral dissertation, “The Public Political Language of the Assad Regime in Syria: Messages and Ways of Expressing Them,” highlighted the importance of political discourse in shaping power structures in the Arab world.

In addition to his academic credentials, Kedar served 25 years in the Israel Defense Forces (IDF), where he specialized in military intelligence. His service, combined with his scholarly work, gives him unique insights into the political and military dynamics of the Middle East. Currently, he is a lecturer at Bar-Ilan University and Vice President of Newsrael.com, a dynamic, Pro-Israel news platform that provides fact-based reporting on Israeli politics, security, culture, and global issues affecting the region.

One of the few Israeli pundits fluent in Arabic, Kedar regularly appears on Arabic-language satellite channels, directly engaging Arab-speaking audiences in debates about Israel’s right to exist. This ability to speak to both Israeli and Arab audiences makes Kedar a rare and vital voice in discussions about the Middle East.

CHALLENGING FALSE NARRATIVES WITH FACTS

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to grounding his arguments in historical fact, particularly when addressing controversial issues like the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

He frequently challenges common misconceptions and narratives surrounding the history of the region.

One of the key points Kedar addresses is the misconception surrounding the term “Palestine” and the historical identity of the Palestinian people. According to Dr. Kedar, the term Palestine was revived during the British Mandate in the 20th century, but it originated as a Roman attempt to erase Jewish identity from the land after the Jewish revolts in the 2nd century CE. The name was used to diminish the Jewish connection to the land, but it was eventually adopted by Arabs living in the region during the British Mandate.

Kedar also explains that Arabs living in the region between 1517 and 1917 were not considered Palestinians but Ottoman citizens of Arab ethnicity. The artificial borders drawn by colonial powers after World War I created the modern nation-states of the Middle East, but these borders did not correspond to distinct national identities. The citizens of these new states shared Arab ethnicity, but their national consciousness had been shaped by centuries of Ottoman rule rather than by the boundaries imposed by the British and French.

By focusing on historical facts, Kedar aims to challenge the widely accepted narratives that fuel much of the misinformation surrounding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. His insights provide a much-needed corrective to the biased and incomplete portrayals of Israel often found in the media.

THE LEGITIMACY OF ZIONISM

Kedar is also an outspoken advocate for the legitimacy of Zionism, which he argues is no different from other national movements around the world. Zionism, the Jewish national movement, is rooted in the historical and cultural connection of the Jewish people to the land of Israel, and Kedar emphasizes that it is as legitimate as any other national movement seeking self-determination.

In today’s world, where anti-Zionism often serves as a thinly veiled form of anti-Semitism, Kedar’s defense of Zionism is more relevant than ever. He makes a clear distinction between legitimate criticism of Israeli policies and outright denial of Israel’s right to exist, pointing out that much of the opposition to Israel is rooted in a refusal to accept the Jewish people’s historical and legal connection to the land.

with his military experience, allows him to provide a nuanced and comprehensive analysis of the threats posed by radical Islam. His lecture will offer attendees a clear, fact-based understanding of the ideologies fueling Islamist terrorism and the steps that can be taken to confront it.

WHY YOU SHOULD ATTEND

Kedar’s visit to San Diego is a rare and valuable opportunity to hear directly from a leading expert on the Middle East. His ability to communicate complex political and historical issues in a clear and accessible way makes him a compelling speaker for audiences of all backgrounds. Whether you are a student of history, a concerned citizen, or simply someone interested in learning more about the ongoing conflicts in the Middle East, Dr. Kedar’s lecture will provide you with the knowledge and context needed to better understand these critical issues.

By attending this event, you will gain a deeper understanding of the forces shaping the Middle East today, from the rise of Islamist groups to the ongoing battle against anti-Semitism. You will also hear from someone who is not afraid to confront misinformation with hard facts, offering a refreshing and much-needed perspective in today’s polarized world.

DR. MORDECHAI KEDAR WILL SPEAK WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, AT 7 P.M. AT CONGREGATION BETH EL, LA JOLLA. ADMISSION IS FREE, BUT SEATING IS LIMITED. EARLY REGISTRATION IS RECOMMENDED. REGISTER NOW AT HTTPS://SAJAC.COM/EVENTS/DR-MORDECHAI-KEDAR/.

THE ISLAMIST THREAT

One of the primary focuses of Kedar’s research is the rise of Islamist movements in the Middle East, such as the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, and Hezbollah. During his evening presentation, Kedar will delve into the ideologies driving these groups and explain how they have gained influence both in the region and on the global stage.

He will also explore how these Islamist movements pose a threat not only to Israel but to the broader international community, with their rejection of democratic values and their use of violence to achieve political goals.

Kedar’s deep understanding of these movements, combined

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EXPRESSIONS OF OCTOBER 7 SAN DIEGO COMMEMORATES THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE ATTACK ON ISRAEL

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n October 7, the San Diego Jewish community gathered at the Lawrence Family JCC for a solemn event commemorating the first anniversary of the attacks. The evening offered a space to mourn lost and shattered lives while drawing strength from unity.

The event included a Wall of Remembrance, a Hostage Square, and displays highlighting San Diego’s response to the tragedy. Attendees had the chance to interact with students from CSUSM, SDSU, FIDF soldiers, and local ShinShinim (young Israeli volunteers), all of whom shared personal reflections on how October 7 impacted their lives.

Jewish Family Service’s Center for Jewish Care also hosted open conversations about grief, hope, and resilience.

The formal program featured moving speeches from Jewish and Israeli leaders. Among them was Oz Laniado, Executive Director of StandWithUs, who said, “There are no winners in wars, and we as Jews are not finding joy even when our enemies are suffering or dying; it’s not in our DNA, but something we just don’t have a choice.” The event also featured emotional testimonies from relatives of hostages, while IDF’s reservists and their families received extended applause.

San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria expressed his continued support for the local Jewish community and Israel.

The evening closed with a collective rendition of “One Day” by Matisyahu, symbolizing the hope for peace. Hosted by various community organizations, the event fostered reflection and solidarity, ensuring the memory of October 7 will resonate deeply within the community.

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(SSI) marked the first anniversary of the Hamas attack on Israel with a memorial event. Its goal was to honor the lives lost and those still held hostage, creating a space for remembrance and reflection on the tragedy.

The centerpiece of the memorial was a dinner table set with 101 seats, each representing a hostage still in captivity, including a highchair for baby Kfir. Sunflowers added a hopeful touch to the somber tribute.

The event drew many students who stopped to view the display and read informational panels about Israel’s history. The memorial encouraged civil conversations about the ongoing conflict and the human toll it has taken.

Andrew Jeter, president of the UCSD SSI chapter, said, “It’s not about being on the news. It’s about raising visibility for those who lost their lives and for those who remain imprisoned by Hamas. I will never stop fighting for what is right.”

The event marked the beginning of UCSD’s SSI chapter, which plans to hold more events to raise awareness and foster dialogue on campus.

RUN FOR THEIR LIVES: SAN DIEGO’S RIBBON OF HOPE

On Sunday, October 6, the San Diego chapter of Run for Their Lives gathered to raise awareness for the 101 hostages who have been held captive for a year. Clad in yellow shirts adorned with photos of the hostages and carrying flags representing their respective countries, participants formed a symbolic “Bring Them Home” ribbon before walking along the Bay. Run for their Lives is a Global run/walk event calling for the immediate release of the hostages held by Hamas.

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PIANO VIRTUOSO NOVEMBER PERFORMANCE

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e is a composer, arranger, performer and piano virtuoso.

Matt Herskowitz will be performing in Escondido on November 10th. If you love classical music and jazz, you will be astonished as he weaves both genres together to create a unique and personal voice in music.

Herskowitz got his start at a young age playing Jewish holiday tunes. At the age of nine he wrote his first composition for Chanukah: Theme & Variations on Rock of Ages.

Since then, he has performed in many music festivals around the world.

Herskowitz calls some of his work Gospel jam improv, interweaving various styles. His Jerusalem Trilogy album features a blend of musical styles bridging jazz, classical and world music influences.

Featuring violinist Laura St. John, this creation is intoxicating: music which is traditional and but thrillingly new. Romantics on jazz brings in Chopin, Ravel, Schubert and other composers in a medley.

His interpretation of the C minor Bach prelude is second to none.

Uniquely combining the superlative technique of a classical virtuoso with his prowess in jazz, world music and free improvisation, pianist, composer and arranger Matt Herskowitz has carved out a unique seat in the contemporary music scene.

WHEN: NOVEMBER 10 AT 3PM WHERE: CALIFORNIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS, ESCONDIDO 340 N. ESCONDIDO BLVD, ESCONDIDO, CA 92025 OR CALL 800.988.4253

Mazal Tov to L'Chaim San Diego on your 10th anniversary!

Todah Rabah for continuing to serve our community and showcase Jewish & Israeli life & culture.

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& mishagoss HOW FAMOUS CHARACTERS REACT TO SHABBAT!

GOLDILOCKSBERG (Fairytale) I’ve just lit

the Shabbos candles on my lovely table and after taking a closer look, I’ve decided the first flames are much too dim, so I’ll light another set. Oh dear! These next flames are burning much too bright--they’re blinding my eyes. But the third set of candles I lit are….just right. So I’m off to make my matzo ball porridge for the three Bearblums.

Scarlett O’Cohen (Gone With the Wind) Fiddle-dee-dee! Where are my two Shabbos Goys, Mammy and Prissy? I need Mammy to make my waist eighteen inches again so I can wear my modest Shabbat ballgown made from certified Kosher draperies. And I want Prissy to help me with birthing babies and the bris! Oy gevalt, I wonder where that dirty scoundrel Rhett Butlerstein is tonight?

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn… where he goes or what he does. I can’t think about that today. I’ll think about that tomorrow.

After all…tomorrow is another (special!) day – because it’s Shabbos!

(Dirty Dancing) Whoa, is it Friday night already? I must go to shul to start Dirty Davening. After that, I’ll practice a dance routine with my mambo partner to the tune of Hava Nagila. And finally, I’ll pick up my grandmother from the retirement home where she’s shvitzing alone, in the middle of two walls because...(wait for

it!) “Nobody Puts Bubbe in a Corner!”

WILLY WONKABRAHAMS (The Chocolate

Factory) You shouldn’t exchange money on Shabbat, everyone knows that. But nobody said anything about redeeming a Golden Ticket! Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination. That’s my favorite song, but here’s what we sing in the chocolate synagogue….”Gilly, Gilly, Willy Willy Good Shabbat. Mini met minimet, mini mini mini met….speaking of mini, have you met the Oompa Loompas yet? They’re ten lovely little men who will make a perfect minyan. Uh, strike that…reverse it!

DOROTHY GALEBAUM (The Emerald City)

When it’s time for Shabbat, there’s just No Place Like Home! That’s why I’m on a mission to track down the Wizard of Oys so he’ll send me back to my sweet old Auntie Em. I got a bump on my keppie, causing me to meet that mashuganah Wicked Witch of the West. I’ll be sad to leave all the little people known as Menschkins though.

JOHNNY CASTLESTEIN

MOTEL THE TAILOR (Fiddler on Roof) Even

a poor tailor is entitled to attend a Shabbos dinner (in his future father-in-law’s little hovel) without being intimidated to ask for his daughter’s hand! If I could just obtain a new sewing machine I could manifest the most beautiful challah cover ever. No more

handmade items! “Good Shabbos Tevye! I promise your daughter will not starve!”

LUCY RICARDOMAN (I Love Lucy) Hello

Friends! I’m your VitaMeataVegaMin girl.

Are you tired, rundown, listless, unpopular?

Do you poop out at parties after Havdalah?

Well don’t drink this stuff because it’s traif!

But Shabbat Shalom and tell Ricky not to shout “Lucy, I’m home!” because I’ll be taking a Shabbos nap. It’s exhausting making a commercial when you’re drunk.

WINNIE THE POOHWITZ (Disney) I love

Shabbat, it’s true! But what I love even more is Rosh Hashana because apples and….don’t make me spell it out for you….HONEY! MARIA VON TRAPPLEVI (Sound of Music)

Shabbat is lovely because when I sing, “Tea…a drink with jam and bread” we all know the bread is Challah! But I bet you didn’t know my new favorite things? Raindrops on Roses and Commandments from Moses. Cooking your briskets and baking strudels, blessing the wine and kugels with noodles. Wearing a tallit and counting the strings, these are a few of my favorite things!

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