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Celebrate National Ice Cream Month

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03 We All Scream for Ice Cream 04 Spotlight 05 How Do You Make Homade Ice Cream?

06 11th Annual Symphony by the Lake at UVA Wise 08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 10 Two from ETSU Named to Leadership Tennessee 11 Things To Do 12

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Hello Friends!

In 1984 President Ronald Reagan proclaimed July as National Ice Cream Month. California produces the most ice cream and the most popular colors are Vanilla, Chocolate, Neapolitan and Strawberry. What is your favorite? Mine is actually Butter Pecan for the most part.

I mean I do love a good old fashioned Hot Fudge Cake with lots of cool whip. When I think of Summer I think of swimming and ice cream. I remember when I was a little girl my Nannie had an old fashioned ice cream maker and she would make snow cream for me in the Winter. It was so yummy!

How are you enjoying ice cream this summer?

Love, Lisa Durbin Publisher

By [https://EzineArticles.com/ expert/Dale_Phillip/1169732] Dale Phillip We may think of ice cream as a modern creation because it’s frozen, but ancient flavored ices date back to those inventive Chinese, who started eating their version as far back as 3000 B.C.

A commoner had no chance of sampling the royal treat until the first known ice cream shop, Caf� Procope, was opened in Paris in the year 1660 by a Sicilian named Procopio. He added eggs and cream to his recipe, and the world’s love affair with this frozen treat began. Italians eventually created their own version and called it gelato.

Originally it was snow or ice mixed with honey and perhaps a The first official account of ice few berries. And once again, that cream in the U.S. shows up in a adventurous explorer Marco Polo may get credit for bringing back the letter written in 1744 by a guest of Maryland Governor William Bladen. idea from China to his native Italy, The first known advertisement where the royal court of the Medici family embraced it. These ices were for ice cream appeared in the a New York newspaper on May 12, the forerunner of our modern day 1777, when confectioner Philip Italian Ice, sorbet and sherbet. In Lenzi announced that ice cream 1553, Catherine de Medici married French king Henry II and introduced was available in his shop “almost him to the frozen delight. It was a big every day.” Presidents Washington, Jefferson and Madison all served hit at court, but like so many other specialties, ices were available only the frozen treat at state dinners. to the elite, and the masses were left With the invention of insulated out. ice houses around 1800, the manufacturing of ice cream was By the mid-seventeenth century, rolled-out on a mass scale. An chefs were using dairy mixed with ice and called it “cream ice.” Lacking industrious Baltimore milk dealer named Jacob Fussell introduced freezers, some Italian cooks had “runners” who were sent up into the the residents of his city to this delicious product in 1851, and mountains for snow, racing back as mechanical inventions and with their precious cargo before technology increased, new forms it melted. The frozen concoction of freezing and homogenizing the was reported to be a favorite of Julius Caesar and his buddies. milk and cream became possible.

As ice cream spread across the country, drug stores began featuring the popular dessert by installing soda fountains. With the invention of the ice cream soda, the familiar title “soda jerk” became a household word. When churches condemned the consumption as sinful, especially on the Sabbath, the clever fountain owners eliminated the fizzy water on Sundays to appease the clergy and served a simple ice cream “sundae” instead. One might surmise that Sunday was probably the most popular day of the week to indulge.

Growing up in the 50’s, who didn’t sneak some change from mom’s handbag to ride their bikes to the closest local store and buy a Popsicle, a Fudgsicle or a Drumstick cone?

There was no stopping us, as we were smitten.

Not content with simple flavors, the appearance of gourmet ice cream in the 1970’s took its place in the form of premium, high butterfat brands (and high prices), introduced by Haagen Dazs, Ben and Jerry’s and many local dairies. Dove Bars became the rage, after a humble beginning in a local candy shop on the northwest side of Chicago, and had been a neighborhood favorite for three decades before the Mars Candy Company purchased

the recipe in 1985. All of which demonstrated that Americans gladly paid higher prices for premium brands and inventive flavors.

So there you have it in a nutshell. Be it a sundae, a chocolate ice cream soda, soft serve, gelato, a pint of rich premium or the many novelty ice cream creations in the freezer of your local supermarket, we don’t have to scream for it anymore. It’s everywhere.

Author Dale Phillip, an admitted ice cream fiend, gets weak in the knees just thinking about a hot fudge sundae with coffee ice cream.

As a child, it was Fudgsicles and Drumsticks, and an occasional Good Humor Chocolate Malt bar, when her father could flag down a cruising white truck and treat her. She laments the fact that her childhood favorites are now difficult to find, including Butter Pecan and New York Cherry.

Visit her other articles on ezine under Food and Drink.

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MONDAY July 24th Anthony Childress 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Johnson City City, TN Johnson TUESDAY July 18th Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza

Bristol, TN/VA Bristol TN/Va WEDNESDAY July 19th Crosby Tyler 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House THURSDAY July 20th Colony House 5:00pm at Cascade Draft House FRIDAY July 21st JP Parsons followed by Cory Smith 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Marques Puckett & 8 Second Ride 8:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar Club Rewind 8:00pm at Quaker Steak & Lube SATURDAY July 22nd Moose Roberts 5:00pm at Cascade Draft House Boombox All 80’s Band 8:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar Mississippi East 11:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar

WEDNESDAY July 19th Rheva & Keegan’s Irish Fiddle Tunes 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza THURSDAY July 20th Justin Mychals 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza From the Edge 6:30pm at Lakeside Concert Series at Winged Deer Park Adrian Bundy & His Honky Tonk Hearts 7:00pm at VFW Post 2108

Bacalou | Failure to Conform | ENT 10:00pm at Capone’s SATURDAY July 22nd The Minor Leagues 8:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub Prezzence | The Color 7 10:00pm at Capone’s SUNDAY July 23rd Rheva & Keegan’s Irish Fiddle Tunes 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub

Kingsport, TN Kingsport THURSDAY July 20th Stone Fire Band 8:00pm at Market Street Social Club FRIDAY July 21st Momma Molasses 7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company Dan Herrell & The Troubadours 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

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FRIDAY July 21st Jeff Lane 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza Jon King Band 6:00pm at Tulip’s American Grub and Pub Lightnin’ Charlie 7:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub Donnie and the Dry Heavers 7:00pm at TN Hills Brewstillery

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By [https://EzineArticles.com/expert/ Jin_Kahlon/75110]Jin Kahlon Ice cream is a preferred dessert for all. Whether your favorite flavor is Chocolate or Vanilla, you can never get tired of the milky treat. But how do you make home made ice cream? There is a simple way of making chocolate ice cream if you want the tasty treat in 5 minutes. Buying the most overpriced equipment is not needed when you choose this method. The method of choice is through a bag. Home made icecream in a bag is fun that even children can help. If you want to know how to ice cream do this then the following ways are: 1. The components to make home made ice cream are: 1 tablespoon of sugar, 1/2 cup of milk, 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla, 6 teaspoons of rock salt, 1 pint sized Ziploc bag, 1 gallon size garbage bag and ice cubes. With these ingredients, you can get a sweet taste of vanilla ice cream. Once you have collected all these ingredients, you are

ready to start making the ice cream.

make soft ice cream is a talent that every child would want their parents to know. Corrupt your family for the night and make homemade ice cream tonight!

2. Fill the garbage bag half full of ice, and then add the rock salt. After the ice and rock salt, you need to seal the bag.

Mix the milk, vanilla, and sugar into the Ziploc bag, and seal it up. Put the small Ziploc bag inside the large garbage bad and seal it again ever so carefully.

3. After you have the mixtures in the bag and the bags joined in the one big garbage bag, shake it until the mixture is the consistency you want. This takes about 5 minutes of shaking. Wipe off the top of the small bag and open it cautiously. Your mixture should have the consistency that will rival store bought ice cream.

Once you have practiced a few times, you can have really good tasting aroma ice cream. Home made ice cream has a freezer life of one month. After a month it looses its flavor and is not good for you to eat. Eating home made ice cream is healthier for you than buying the prepackaged tubs of ice cream from your local market. Knowing how to

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Pro-Art Presents:

11th Annual Symphony by the Lake at UVA Wise Take a journey “From the Alps to the Appalachians” as Swiss-born, North Carolina-based Kruger Brothers join Symphony of the Mountains for the legendary 11th annual Symphony by the Lake at The University of Virginia’s College at Wise on Saturday, July 22nd!

Come equipped for a beautiful summer evening under the stars with your favorite companions, snacks, lawn chairs and blankets. The concert kicks off at 8:15 p.m. and is free and open to all.

The Kruger Brothers’ remarkable discipline, creativity and ability to infuse classical music into folk has resulted in a unique sound that has made them a fixture within the world of acoustic music. In their ever-expanding body of work, the trio personifies the spirit of exploration and innovation that forms the core of the American musical tradition. Their original music is crafted around their discerning taste, and the result is unpretentious, cultivated and delightfully fresh.

Banjoist Jens Kruger began playing folk music at an early age and was particularly inspired by Doc Watson, Flatt and Scruggs, Bill Monroe and other progenitors of country, bluegrass and folk. Jens is a member of the Blue Ridge Music Hall of Fame and was awarded the Steve Martin Prize for Excellence in Banjo and Bluegrass Music. Over the course of his career, lead vocalist and guitarist Uwe Kruger has developed range and versatility – instrumentally and stylistically. Watching and listening to Uwe’s unique style, a blend of flatpicking and finger picking, is a fascinating experience. He has been influenced by a diversity of musicians, ranging from Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton, to Beethoven, Bach and Brahms. One can only imagine the number and variety of musical influences – Broadway, classical, jazz, rhythm and blues – that surrounded bassist Joel Landsberg as he was growing up in New York City. He began his musical career early in life and picked up the bass at the age of 12. Destined to find Uwe and Jens in 1989,

Joel moved to Switzerland and began a successful career as a bassist with various country/rock and jazz groups based in Europe. It was during this time that he met Jens and Uwe and developed what would become a deeply rewarding musical alliance and friendship.

Cumulatively, the Kruger Brothers’ style reflects a rich pallet of musical colors. The trio joins the acclaimed Symphony of the Mountains on a musical trip “From the Alps to the Appalachians” on Saturday, July 22nd in this compelling cross-over concert!

Symphony of the Mountains’ commitment to service encompasses the entire region, without regard for state or county boundaries. The orchestra consists of more than 70 professional musicians conducted

by Cornelia Laemmli Orth. UVA Wise Associate Professor of Music and local composer Donald Sorah will play trumpet in Saturday’s concert on his home campus. For more information about the symphony and to view upcoming performances, please visit symphonyofthemountains.org.

Pro-Art welcomes everyone to join them for a delightful evening as they kick off their 47th season in service of Southwest Virginia! If you’d like to receive show announcements or a season brochure,

please visit proartva.org to subscribe to the organization’s email or mailing list, or call the office at (276) 376-4520. You can find the nonprofit on social media at @proartva.

Pro-Art partners with a variety of venues, therefore individuals with mobility issues or general questions are encouraged to call (276) 376-4520 or email the Pro-Art office at pro-art@uvawise.edu.

For evolving conditions related to weather cancellations, or similar unforeseen circumstances, patrons are encouraged to check proartva.org for upto-date information.

This performance is brought to you in part by the Marvin & Marcia Gilliam Foundation. Pro-Art is additionally supported in part by the Virginia Commission for the Arts, which receives support from the Virginia General Assembly and the National Endowment for the Arts, as well as the C. Bascom Slemp Foundation, The University of Virginia’s College at Wise, Mountain Empire Community College, the Columbus Phipps Foundation, and the Lee County Community Foundation.

NIGHTLIFE

WEDNESDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Pub Out Back (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Ron at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm Loudmouth Karaoke at Michael Waltrip Brewing Company - Bristol, VA on Wednesday, April 5th at 7pm THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub - Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Wild Wings Cafe - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN Karaoke at Tipsy Toad Tavern - Jonesborough, TN FRIDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Sports Mill - Kingsport, TN 8pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm SATURDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA

TUESDAY Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café Johnson City TN DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm WEDNESDAY Trivia at Tipsy Toad Jonesborough, TN 7pm Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm THURSDAY Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm Trivia at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 7:00pm

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TUESDAY Singo at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 6:30pm

DJ NIGHT THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm

FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm

SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

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A ce a Acea is a 2 yr old boy that has the cutest mustache !!! He is a little shy so he might need a quiet home.

Acea would probably do best with no dogs and children over 12 years old. He does great with other cats and loves playing with feather toys!

Acea has been neutered, current on vaccinations and microchipped.

Acea has been at the rescue for more than a year and qualifies for the “name your price” adoption fee during the month of June.

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couldn’t give him the care and attention he needed😞😞. Duke has developed an aggression towards cats so if you have cats, then he’s not the dog for you. But if you need a good trained house dog, then he’s exactly what you need. Duke has been neutered, current on vaccinations and microchipped, heartworm negative.

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Two From ETSU Named to Leadership Tennessee Two leaders at East Tennessee State University have been named to the newest class of Leadership Tennessee NEXT, a program aimed at offering personal and professional development for the Volunteer State’s best and brightest early- and Dr. Daryl A. Carter

mid-career professionals.

Dr. Daryl A. Carter, professor of history, associate dean for community relations and outreach, and director of the Black American Studies Program, and Melissa Nipper, executive director of communications in the Office of University Marketing and Communications, are both joining the program.

As a historian, Carter is an established expert in 20th and 21st century American political history. In 2016, he wrote the well-received book, “Brother Bill: President Clinton and the Politics of Race and Class.” The Tennessee Historical Society tabbed him for a board of directors’ post, and he is a past chair of Humanities Tennessee. Carter is also a member of the Johnson City Public Library. Carter earned his B.S. and M.A. degrees from ETSU and his Ph.D. in history from the University of Memphis in 2011. ETSU named him associate dean for the university’s College of Arts and Sciences in 2021.

Nipper has more than 25 years of

experience in public relations, marketing and journalism and has worked at ETSU since 2016.

study course while visiting different areas of Tennessee, learning best practices and analyzing important issues faced by Tennesseans.

Promoted to her current role last year, she helps craft and oversee The Leadership Tennessee the implementation of university NEXT network includes more than marketing and communication 450 members. campaigns while supervising a team of content producers and managers. She Melissa Nipper has served on a variety of committees at ETSU and continues to teach courses in the Department of Communication and Performance.

She holds degrees from Milligan University and ETSU, earning a master’s degree from ETSU in 2016 in professional communication.

Leadership Tennessee is an organization committed to collaborative, non-partisan dialogue on issues of statewide importance by crossing geographic and professional boundaries and connecting a diverse network of problem solvers and engaged citizens.

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Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149 WEDNESDAY JULY 19TH July Open Poetry Hoot 7:00pm at The Down Home FRIDAY JULY 21ST Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park Food Truck Friday 11:00am at Ronald McDonald House Weekly YuGiOh Duel Night 6:00pm at CardFox SATURDAY JULY 22ND Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park Johnson City Farmers Market 8:00am at Founders Park SUNDAY JULY 23RD Hiking Date For Couples 7:00am at Willow Springs Park

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WEDNESDAY JULY 19TH State Street Farmer's Market 2:00pm at Downtown Center THURSDAY JULY 20TH "Jar of Lightning"Canvas Class 6:00pm at Kil'n Time Studio

SATURDAY JULY 22ND Board Game Night 5:00pm at Bristol Public Library

KINGSPORT WEDNESDAY JULY 19TH The Taste 11:00am at J. Fred Johnson Stadium Poker Night 6:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company THURSDAY JULY 20TH Fun Fest Bird Walk 8:00am at The Kingsport Greenbelt SATURDAY JULY 22ND Breakfast with the Balloons 6:00am at J. Fred Johnson Stadium

Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

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Farmers Market 8:00am at Kingsport Farmer's Market Nature: Wolf Howling 10:00am at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium

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ETSU, Northeast State Community College Announce Digital Media Partnership A new agreement between East Tennessee State University and Northeast State Community College will help digital media students move seamlessly from a two-year education program to an accelerated bachelor’s degree path.

Earlier this month, the presidents of ETSU and Northeast State announced a partnership between the digital media programs of each college. At the formal signing ceremony, leaders from each entity spoke about what is to come through the partnership.

to exciting opportunities in the fields of game design, animation, visualization and visual effects,” said Dr. Tod Emma, professor and chair of the Department of Digital Media in ETSU’s College of Business and Technology. “Through this partnership we are creating fresh avenues of success for students.”

“ETSU has an outstanding digital media program. I am pleased that this agreement will accelerate our students’ access to professional instruction,” said Dr. Christal Hensley, professor of Art History and Digital Media advisor at Northeast State. “This agreement will provide a seamless transfer “We are delighted to partner with experience across all disciplines so that ETSU,” said Dr. Jeff McCord, president of students can maximize their time and Northeast State. “ETSU’s Digital Media financial resources.”

Program has an outstanding reputation, and we are pleased to offer this transfer In the 2023 Animation School Rankings, ETSU’s Digital Media ranked No. 1. opportunity to our students seeking Across a range of programs, ETSU aims success in digital media.” to help students shift seamlessly from “Doors have been opened today. We enrollment to employment. Students are excited about the opportunities that earning a degree in digital media often are on the horizon for our students and work in roles such as game developers, in our region,” said Dr. Brian Noland, movie and game animators, visual president of ETSU. effects artists and modelers.

At Northeast State, students are Students desiring graduate study can provided with a foundation in design continue their education at ETSU by principles. Once at ETSU, students obtaining a Master of Fine Arts in will continue to build on what they’ve Digital Media. learned and then select from one of For information on Northeast State’s four concentrations offered. Students program, contact Dr. Christal Hensley at will participate in classes such as digital cmhensley@northeaststate.edu. For game design, 3D modeling, 2D and 3D information on ETSU’s Department of animation, visualization, concept art, Digital Media, visit digital video editing and 2D and 3D ETSUDigitalMedia.com visual effects. or contact Dr. Tod Emma at “Students will gain enhanced access

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Biker Events sponsored by biker wear Useless Facts 1. July has two birth flowers – the water lily and the larkspur. The water lily is a symbol of a pure heart, while the larkspur (especially its white form) represents the lightness of the heart. The birthstone of July is the ruby, considered by many to be the king of gems1.

2. July is UFO season.

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6. It tends to be peak pruning season.

7. You’ll also see plenty of hay in July.

8. Only two people actually signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th John Hancock and Charles Thomson, secretary of Congress. Most of the others signed on August 2nd 9. On July 4, 1778, George Washington ordered a double ration of rum for his soldiers to celebrate the holiday.

10. Fireworks have been a major part of Fourth of July since the earliest celebrations. In 1884, miners blew up the post office in Swan, Colorado, because it wasn't supplied with fireworks.

Local Events: 1. Hungry Mother Festival Marion VA July 21st – 23rd 2. Celebration of Life for Travis Mizzell July 16 at Highlands BBQ 3. DTB Hillbilly & Vet Pre-Party East Tennessee Distillery 6p - 11p July 15th 4. Hillbilly Show & Shine Maggie Valley, NC July 22nd Bike Night: 1. Wednesday – 19E Pit Stop 2. Wednesday – Jonesboro VFW – Dog Tags 3. Thursday - Quaker Steak & Lube 4. Friday - Tulips Rides: 1. Ride of his Life Travis Mizzell Memorial Ride Hampton Highschool 11:30am July 15 2. DTB Hillbilly & Vet Ride to Maggie Valley Meet at Jonesborough VFW 8:30am July 22 Rallies: 1. Thunder In The Smokies June 30th – July 2nd Maggie Valley NC 2. 55th Annual Dirt Drags June 30th – July 2nd Boozy Creek 3. Sturgis KY Bike Rally July 12th to 16th Sturgis KY 4. Harley Davidson 120th Anniversary July 13th to 16th Milwaukee Wisconsin

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Hello everyone, hope you had the Declaration of Independence a fun and safe July 4th Holiday. on August 2, 1776. In 1870, July is the month in which Independence Day was made an unpaid holiday for federal we celebrate our country’s employees. In 1941, it became a independence. Our founding fathers sealed the declaration paid holiday for them. The first on July 4th, 1776. Our country description of how Independence is 245 years old. Now let’s take a Day would be celebrated was in a letter from John Adams short trip through history. to his wife Abigail on July 3, On July 2, 1776, Congress 1776. He described "pomp and secretly voted for parade, with shows, games, independence from Great sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and Britain. Two days later, on July illuminations" throughout the 4, 1776, the final wording of the United States. However, the term Declaration of Independence "Independence Day" was not used was approved, and the until 1791. Interestingly, Thomas document was published. In Jefferson and John Adams, both 1775, people in New England signers of the Declaration of began fighting the British for Independence and presidents of their independence. On July the United States, died on July 4, 2, 1776, the Congress secretly 1826 - exactly 50 years after the voted for independence from adoption of the declaration. It is Great Britain. Two days later, also important to note that Native on July 4, 1776, the final Americans lived in the country wording of the Declaration of and each tribe had its own nation Independence was approved, and government prior to the and the document was European settlers. Independence published. The first public Day is a federal holiday. If July 4 reading of the Declaration of is a Saturday, it is observed on Independence was on July 8, Friday, July 3. If July 4 is a Sunday, 1776. Delegates began to sign it is observed on Monday, July 5.

Government offices and schools are closed. Some businesses may be closed as well. In some years, many employees use a proportion of their vacation days to create a long weekend. This can cause congestion in some places, particularly towards popular holiday destinations. There are many public events, parades, shows and fireworks displays.

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spot. Independence Day is a patriotic holiday for celebrating the positive aspects of the United States. Many politicians appear at public events to show their support for the history, heritage and people of their country. Above all, people in the United States express and give thanks for the freedom and liberties fought by the first generation of many of today's Americans. The Statue of Liberty is a national monument that is associated with Independence Day.

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Independence on the Frontier Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park Saturday, July 22nd

Step back in time 247 years to a colorful revolutionary world and witness life on the colonial frontier during a very tumultuous time. In the summer of 1776 colonial leaders met in Philadelphia to draft a document that would forever change the world. By today’s standards information traveled slowly in the 18th century. As our guests to Fort Watauga, you too can be part of the excitement as news of American independence finally reaches the colonial frontier. What did the colonists think about a new nation? Walk among historical characters and hear their varied reactions to the Declaration, from fear of war to the hope of a brighter future.

Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park, will be garrisoned at Fort Watauga. The militia muster will include a myriad of activities allowing guests the opportunity to step back in time and experience daily life on the colonial frontier in 1776. The highlight of the day will be a special reading of the Declaration of Independence given inside Fort Watauga at 1:00 in the afternoon. Ongoing activities will include colonial games, Revolutionary War soldiers display, life at Fort Watauga, and much more. Also, don’t forget to visit our awardwinning museum and shop in our book and gift store while you’re enjoying the day.

The celebration takes place on Saturday, July 22nd as members of the Washington County Regiment of North Carolina Militia, host living history organization at

Extend your Independence celebrations and bring the entire family out for a day full of history, patriotism, education, and family fun. Admission is Free, and the event will

run from 10:00 am until 4:00 pm on Saturday, July 22nd.

Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park is located at 1651 W. Elk Ave. Elizabethton, TN 37643.

For more information about Sycamore Shoals please contact the park at 423-543-5808 or log on to these websites: www.sycamoreshoalstn.org or tnstateparks.com/parks/ 1:00 – Reading of the sycamore-shoals.

Declaration of Independence: Schedule of Events Join the Watauga settlers as 10:00 – Event Opens the document declaring our 10:30 – Posting the Colors: Start separation from Great Britain the day off with a bang as the finally arrives on the frontier militia falls in for inspection and and is read publicly inside Fort raises the flag.

Watauga.

11:00 – Colonial Militia Demonstration: Members of the 2:00 – Bayonet Competition: Witness some friendly rivalry Washington Co. Regiment will give a demonstration of flintlock between the gentlemen of the weaponry and 18th century militia as they hone their skill battlefield tactics. with this 18th century weapon.

11:30 – 18th Century Firearms: 2:30 – Ladies’ Skillet Toss: The Join Seasonal Interpreter ladies of the settlement gather Slade Nakoff for a closer look to test their skills of strength at the types of firearms used and accuracy. A spectacle not to during America’s War for Independence. be missed!

12:00 – Independence Day Through Time: From Declaration readings and cannon fire to parades and concerts, join Seasonal Interpreter Andrea Price as she shares how the celebration of Independence Day has changed over the last 247 years.

3:00 – Flags in Colonial America: Meet Museum Curator Chad Bogart in the visitors center to learn about various flags used in America throughout the 18th century and take a closer look at the history of our nation’s most recognized symbol.

12:30 – Kids Militia Drill: Attention all kids of the settlement! Fall in with Ranger Taylor for drill and training for the defense of the settlement.

4:00 – Event Closed Schedule is subject to change or cancellation due to inclement weather.

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Imagine checking your notifications and seeing that someone has viewed a video you posted. This person is not only not following you, they have you blocked. So how were they able to see your video? A burner account (an account that is only used for the purposes of viewing profiles that person would normally not have access to) allowed access to your profile and everything you've posted.

watching and the victim now feels on constant alert. The victim may never know why the other person feels the need to know every single detail about their life.

Social media profiles are used to create connections, but the person being stalked would rather not connect with you. Minding your own business and letting them live their life instead of chomping at the bit for their next post will serve Using a burner account can often you well. leave a trail. For instance, if you Internet users should never have post a TikTok video on Facebook to live in fear. Placing them in a and someone views that video, situation where they have no idea TikTok will reveal the account what they can do to stop trouble information for that viewer. from finding them puts undue Comparable to snapping a twig in the forest while trying to hide, stress on an undeserving person.

Before you click on that profile, liking or viewing a post that you should not normally have access consider the impact your actions to will eventually get you caught. will have on them and how easily you will get caught. What will After you have been caught, you say when confronted about the victim tends to feel less your actions? safe. Someone is constantly

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ETSU Hosts Signature Youth Writing Workshop More than 40 high school students from across the Volunteer State explored East Tennessee State University this summer while participating in one of the region’s signature writing programs.

a professor of English at ETSU. “It is a great opportunity for our campus to host this event for the second consecutive year of what we hope will become a long-running partnership with Humanities Tennessee.”

Students explored the Archives of Appalachia, the premier repository that documents life in Southern Appalachia. They spent time at the Reece Museum, home to more than 20,000 artifacts, and were given a tour and creative prompts in the Sherrod Library.

Observing and writing all along the way, they also received mentorship from seasoned writers.

Along with Graves, award-winning authors such as Sheree Renee Thomas, Valencia Robin and Molly McGhee taught intensive writing classes throughout the week. The high schoolers stayed in campus residence halls for the duration of the workshop that ran in June.

The program offered each student personal attention with a student-toteacher ratio of 12-to-1.

“The Young Writers’ Workshop is an excellent program that allows high school students to practice their craft and receive guidance and encouragement from professional, published authors,” said Dr. Jesse Graves, the poet-in-residence and

college in the years ahead.”

This year’s workshop reached capacity only three weeks after registration opened.

In a letter of gratitude to the sponsors of the workshop, one student reflected:

exhibitions and performances throughout the year. This year’s workshop was sponsored by the Bert C. Bach Written Word Initiative, the Department of Literature and Language and the College of Arts and Sciences, in partnership with Humanities Tennessee.

“Attending this camp has become the highlight of my summer each year. I love making new friends, honing my skills, and creating Learn more about the workshop at lifelong memories. I’ve truly youngwritersworkshop.org/2023. learned a great deal from our instructors, mentors, and peers.

Without supporters like you, our generation may quickly lose the art of writing in favor of AI generators “For many of these students, this was or other technology. Thank you their first time staying on a college so much for supporting the camp, campus,” said Lacy Snapp, the campus workshop director. “They got humanities, and writers like me!” a truly immersive experience not only ETSU is home to a vibrant academic and arts community, as it relates to writing, but what life hosting dozens of concerts, might be like for them if they attend

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned over my 37 years on this planet, it’s that nothing good comes quickly or easily.

Whether it’s with regards to health, wealth, or relationships, the best things in life might be free but they definitely don’t come without hard work and the slow hands of Father Time. There are about a million tropes about delayed gratification, and for good reason; when it comes to winning the marathon of life, slow and steady ALWAYS wins the race.

theory is of course weight loss.

Ozempric is the newest fad in a long line of diet solutions from Slim Fast to PhenPhen to Adkins and South Beach, and what all of these passing fads have in common is that they do. not. work. There is no replacement for consistent healthy habits, and if you’re not going to alter your mindset and day-to-day actions nothing is going to change, regardless of how much you lose quickly. That’s the thing about weight – in the same way it takes years of unnoticeable bad behaviors to pack on the pounds, it takes just as long for it to come off. Anything that speeds that process up isn’t sustainable.

a little but was very inconsistent with: getting 8 hours of sleep every night, walking 8k-10k steps every day, getting in 3 strength training sessions and 1 full body workout weekly, weighing in daily, and limiting my alcohol to 4 drinks per week. I didn’t and still don’t hit these goals each and every week, but tracking them has held me accountable and made me much more consistent. It also keeps me focused even when I’m traveling, which is always a huge trigger for me and when I tend to fall off the wagon. Keeping my fitness activity We live in an instant gratification world reasonable with simple walking and of privilege with quite literally access moderate strength conditioning has to the entire planet at our fingertips. been much easier to maintain than my Whatever you could possibly need or previous mistakes of shooting for daily want is ready to be delivered with the Romantic relationships have also HIIT cardio followed by 5 days of heavy tap of a button and a credit card, be become a casualty of instant lifting. And the results are paying off; it basic necessities like food, clothing gratification. Dating apps have been even though daily I have up and down or shelter or frivolous whimsies of the designed to mimic gambling games fluctuations, my average weight each hearts fleeting desires. Our internet and they’re just as addictive. We have is so fast we can access live streaming the opportunity to chat with hundreds week has dropped and resulted in 8lbs information from anywhere in the world of thousands of people all looking to lost in a month, while my strength and at any time of day, and any time we match at our fingertips any time of day endurance during training has went get a single free moment we can open up. My mental health is thriving, I’m or night. One would think this would an app to see a rolling feed of what INCREASE the odds of finding a partner, sleeping better and when I do flub every friend, foe or celebrity is up to when in fact it’s doing just the opposite. up, it’s much more noticeable and on multiple social media platforms. makes me want to get back on track This gives the illusion that the “next This mindset of “now takes too long” immediately. best thing” might be just around the is warped and dangerous. It gives us a corner on the next swipe, leading to Practicing patience and coming false sense of reality that every aspect people never truly willing to settle to the realization that long term of our lives should come with the same down. It lessens the effort put in, which gratification comes from long term, quickness and ease, when it’s in fact the decreases the quality of relationships consistent effort brings me a great opposite that is true. because there’s no true connection deal of comfort. We all want solutions being made; for god’s sake the entire Who you are is built on your daily to our problems right now and it can habits, simple as that. Those miniscule premise of dating apps is based on be easy to give up when you don’t see things we do without even noticing add photos alone! And with the recent immediate results. Within my own advances in technology with regards up to the sum total of our core being career trajectory I have moments of to filters and AI, you don’t even know and the results we’re achieving. The wanting to scream because I’m still if something as superficial as looks slow, small efforts put in over time struggling financially following the are as advertised. People are trading are the ones that produce the biggest chaos of the last few years with Covid meaningful connections with long term, and inflation. But just yesterday I outcomes; they’re an undeniable fulfilling satisfaction for constant, tiny reflection of what kind of life we’re received word I was accepted into microdoses of dopamine from strangers the Nashville Chapter of Les Dames living. And there is no injection, pill, because its quicker and easier than online course, or app that can replace d’Escoffier, a very elite women’s food, putting in the work of finding a partner. beverage and hospitality society. that.

While this doesn’t mean anything for The most obvious example of this A couple of months ago, after years of my paygrade, it is a reflection of years setting grandiose, end-game focused of hard work and dedication to my goals and failing each time, I decided continuing education and networking, to focus only on hitting a few small which will ultimately open doors changes and tracking it every day. and opportunities for me moneyThese were things I was already doing

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wise. When I was starting my career at 23 I wanted it all right then; almost 15 years later I still don’t have it all, but I do have an impressive resume that includes senior market territory management and titles of Nashville Dame, Executive Bourbon Steward, Certified Cicerone, and being awarded WSET Level 2 in Wine with Distinction, which is beyond the wildest dreams of 23 year old Kathie.

If you want something, delayed gratification is key. Nothing good or sustainable ever just falls into our laps.

This doesn’t mean you can only have a good life if you’re out here grinding and sweating and killing yourself; the secret’s in the small steps. Have faith that a combination of consistency and patience is the key to success, then apply it. And remember that perfection is impossible, so accept your missteps, learn the lesson, and get back on track and can’t go wrong!

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ETSU Launches Hospitality and Tourism Concentration For those who enjoy facilitating unforgettable experiences and who hope to shape the future of a vibrant and evolving industry, East Tennessee State University is launching a hospitality and tourism concentration.

The new concentration starts this fall.

“The hospitality and tourism concentration opens doors to a multitude of career opportunities for tomorrow’s industry leaders,” said Dr. Dana Harrison, chair of the Department of Management, Marketing and Supply Chain. “Regardless of students’ diverse passions and interests, this concentration will provide a premiere unparalleled education and immersive experiences with organizations in the region.”

It is available within the Bachelor of Business Administration in Management concentration offered

by ETSU’s College of Business and Technology. The specialized degree prepares students for a wide range of management positions in hospitality

and tourism.

The concertation presents a comprehensive understanding of the industry, covering key aspects of hotel and resort management, event planning, travel and tourism consulting, destination marketing and hospitality operations. Courses cover many topics, including organizational theory and development, planning and staffing and customer relationship management.

Across a range of concentrations, ETSU aims to help students shift seamlessly from enrollment to employment.

Students who complete this new concentration, university leaders said, will have the opportunity to launch a career in hospitality and tourism management, be that working in a world-class hotel or resort; for a restaurant, travel agency or event venue; or in tourism.

For more information or to apply, visit etsu.edu/management.

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It's hard to believe the first ""Fast and Furious" movie was released in 2001(!), and has been spinning off sequel after sequel since then. The first film concentrated on illegal street racing and followed this pattern through the 2009 film "Fast and Furious", until changing the film series into heists and spying plots with the 2011 release "Fast Five". The "Fast" films are Universal Studios largest franchise and there appears to be no stopping the films as they continue to experience box office success. The latest film in the franchise, "Fast X" is currently in theaters and is the first in a planned two part finale.

In this effort Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his team: Letty Ortiz (Michelle Rodriguez), Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson), Tej Parker (Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Han Lue (Sung Kang), and Ramsey (Natalie Emmanuel), are ordered by the Agency to steal a computer chip in Rome, Italy, that is coveted by the the bad guys of the film. While Dom and Letty sit this mission out, they are told by criminal mastermind Cipher (Charlize Theron) there is someone far worse than her who is out to harm Dom and his family.

That person would be Dante Reyes (Jason Momoa), the son of a drug lord who is seeking revenge against Dom and his crew for the death of his father and the loss of his family's fortune during the events of the 2011 film "Fast Five". After

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she reveals this to Dom at his home, she is taken into custody by Little Nobody (Scott Eastwood) who tells Dom there is no Agency mission in Rome, and realizes they have been set up by Dante. Dom and Letty head to Rome to rescue his team from the clutches of Dante. When they arrive in Rome, the duo discover the team has been locked in a truck containing a bomb that if set off, could devastate a large part of the city. After the exciting pursuit to stop the bomb and save his team, Dom is eventually able to guide the bomb into the Tiber River, but the resulting explosion still results in some major damage. As a result of the explosion, Dom and his team are blamed for the bombing, and a multi-million dollar bounty is set for their capture. Meanwhile, back in Los Angeles, Dom's son Brian "Little B" Marcos is being cared for Dom's sister Mia (Jordana Brewster), and the duo are soon under attack by an armed team out to capture Little B. Dom's brother Jakob (John Cena) arrives in time to save the duo, and takes Little B to a secret location in Portugal, where they will wait of Dom to arrive. Meanwhile, Dom is informed Dante is in Rio de Janeiro, and heads off to confront his new nemesis. When he arrives in Rio, he agrees to race Dante, and the race does not end well for two of the four participating. While this is happening Letty is being held in a prison in Antarctica with Cipher, and the two agreed to work together to form an escape plan. Whew, there is a lot going on in this movie!

There are a lot of other happenings that lead to the eventual major showdown between Dom and Dante, which is exciting and overthe-top, as is most of the action in this film. Over the years, fans of the series have expected over-the-top stunts and witty banter between the actors and there is plenty of go around in the latest film. With all the actors making appearances in this film, including Alan Ritchson, Helen Mirren, Brie Larson, Rita Moreno, and Jason Statham, you would

think it would be hard to stand out in this crowded film, but Momoa does, It's as if the "Aquaman" star has decided to play the Joker in a fancy wardrobe and chew the scenery in every scene he is in. His performance is a sight to behold, and leaves him as one of the best villains of the franchise. The film also features surprise appearances from two other stars featured in past films, Dwayne Johnson and Gal Gadot. There is a mid-credits scene, so don't leave the theater too

soon. The ending leaves you wanting more, and we will get more as "Fast X: Part 2" is scheduled for release in 2025. Despite all the bombast, and amazing special effects, the heart of these films is always family, both related and chosen. "Fast X" is an epic summer film containing all the ingredients for a fun time at the theater. Now playing in theaters.

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Most mornings when I wake up all I can think about is “What do I need to do today?” The first person I greet is my cat, who comes bouncing into my room when she hears me stir. Then, I like to get a cup of coffee and, ideally, sit with it in some quiet moments while I gather myself for the day. I don’t wake up in a grumpy mood, most of the time, but I am very much a “don’t talk to me before I’ve had my c offee” person.

What it boils down to is that I need that time to just come to terms with myself. Especially on the days when I’ve got a road trip ahead of me. My time with coffee and contemplation on these mornings is a particular science. I have that gene that most American men have who like to drive on a road trip has, our desire to “make good time.” This usually translates as “as few stops

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as possible” and the first one I think about cutting out is “bathroom breaks.”

This is why you must strike the right balance between enough coffee to get you going and not so much coffee that you break this cardinal rule early into the drive. I also do something a bit absurd while pondering the drive with my coffee, I sit and obsessively look over the route on my iPad. It’s kind of silly in a way, the navigational app on my phone will lead the way, but yet I still feel the need to look it all over.

I’m of that first generation who has relied on internet map routes for our trips and drives. Before the rise of the turn-by-turn GPS app, I used to go to Map Quest and print out the info to have on hand. I recall when simply doing that seemed like a most impressive technological advance, now it’s become mundane to just tap a few virtual buttons on a screen, and boom, you have directions in real-time as you go along your route.

Content with the amount of coffee I had enjoyed, confident in the route Maps gave me, and ready to tackle the drive, I loaded up my fictional family, and off we went. Sheila, my non-existent wife, sat in the passenger seat playing on her phone, while our fake son, Lemuel, was contently riding along in the backseat reading his favorite comic book series, “Raymond Burr: Galaxy Avenger.”

The estimated time of arrival

was 2:45. I was happy about this. It was to be a four-hour drive in total and the quicker we could get there all the better. I felt boisterous, even downright triumphant that we could meet and maybe beat that time. All had gone to the bathroom before we left, and I was fully engaged in Dad mode.

The drive was going smoothly, I was enjoying my go-to road trip music, “Flight of the Valkyries.” Then, it hit me. I miscalculated and suddenly I needed a bathroom. This was a coffee betrayal of the highest order. I looked at the signs on the road, I didn’t see a hint of anything coming up

that seemed like a promising place to stop. I was dismayed by the time it would add to the drive, which at the end of the day is silly.

Finally, there was a sign of a Publix nearby, so I stopped there, and while there we all got sandwiches from the deli as why not. I know not why I feel so obsessed with making good time on a road trip.

Maybe I just don’t like it when tiny deviations in my plans appear. Or I just don’t like driving that long anymore?

Who can say? But it’s a part of road-tripping, which is the great American Summer pastime. See you next week.

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