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Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative DIrector Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Peggy Gale DIstribution Elizabeth Armstrong Sales Jessica Carlisle Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre

your week’s line-up

Volume 03 Issue 82

Contributing Staff

04 Spotlight 05 Johnson City Public Art to Host Art-Struck Festival in May 06 Grammy Nominated Folk Musician John McCutcheon at Heritage Hall 07 Tri-Cities Nightlife 08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 11 Things To Do 12

Tri-Cities Faces and Places

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Biker Events

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Sycamore Shoals May Schedule

Andy Ross

18 Contra Dance Returns

Kathie Scalf

to Jonesborough

Ken Silvers

20 The One Piece of Symphonic

Wendy Hayden

Music Every Child Should Hear

Ann Hartley

22 WQUT Concert Schedule

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PUBLISHER Hello Friends!

Happy May!!!! I hope it’s true the rain brings us May flowers! I love Spring and Summer so much. Keep up with us on the events and festivals happening this season. This week we are absolutely delighted to feature Tiebreakers on our cover and inside. This place has brought so much joy to the area. We have needed it for a long time.

If you don’t enjoy the games or bowling I promise you the food, there is worth the visit! We have eaten there several times and everything was delicious! It is nice to enjoy a meal while the kids play. That is a win in any family.

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Red Dirt Revelators 8:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ Victor Lawson & Boogie Chillen 8:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar MONDAY May 8th Anthony Childress 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Bristol TN/Va Bristol, TN/VA

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WEDNESDAY May 3rd

TUESDAY May 2nd Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza WEDNESDAY May 3rd HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza

Crash Test Radio 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House THURSDAY May 4th Allskate 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar RJ Smith 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House FRIDAY May 5th Craig Street Ramblers 6:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar The Knox By Night Band 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Blues Drivers 8:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ Joshua Ray Walker 8:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar SATURDAY May 6th Julie Williams & The Hired Guns 5:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar Cody Fair 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

SATURDAY May 6th Wolf Jett 8:00pm at the Down Home Coal Camp 9:30 at Wild Wing Cafe Kris Rowdy & The Hellbillys | Bad Love 10:00pm at Capone’s

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THURSDAY May 4th Area 52 7:00pm at Market 2 Grille at Lakeview Marina Kelly & Christian 7:00pm at The Sports Mill Dan Herrell Acoustic 8:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar THURSDAY May 4th FRIDAY May 5th Irish Fiddle Tunes Syren 7:00pm with Keegan & Rheva 5:30pm at Market 2 Grille at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub at Lakeview Marina Justin Mychals 6:30pm Shooter Band 9:00pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza at CJ’s Sports Bar Elderbug | HamRadio | Fairview SATURDAY May 6th 9:00pm at Capones Ali Randolph Band 7:00pm FRIDAY May 5th at Market 2 Grille Songwriters’ Night 7:00pm at Lakeview Marina at the Down Home Gypsy Moon Coalition Big Son 8:00pm 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub ELIZABETHTON, TN Elizabethton Rusty Steel 9:30 at Wild Wing Cafe SATURDAY May 6th Slick Cadillac | American Kelly & Christian 7:00pm Dropouts 10:00pm at Capone’s at Jiggy Ray’s

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art display, and music, dance, and The Johnson City Public Art Committee (JCPAC) will host its third aerial acrobatics performances. annual Art·Struck Festival on May 6 Several bands will be located in at The Pavilion at Founders Park, 105 the Founders Park Amphitheater W. Main St., in downtown Johnson including Whitetop Mountain Band, City from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. The festival will bring together artists and Charlie Maples, and Florencia & the Feeling. All these and more are arts organizations to celebrate and support the arts community while brought to the public by generous highlighting the public art pieces sponsors: Bravissima!, Umoja that have been installed throughout Arts & Cultural Inc., and Johnson City. Featuring art vendors, Fischman Gallery. live music, a giant puppet march, road roller printmaking, art activities The following artists and and demonstrations, and live organizations will be participating performances, this family-friendly in the festival: event is free and open to the public.

The Art·Struck Festival’s market will Art Demo/Activity Hosts feature the work of over 60 artists ranging from painting, printmaking, and digital art to ceramics, fiber art, and jewelry. JCPAC member and artist Sage Perrott will oversee on-site road roller printmaking, generating oversized prints of an original, hand-carved design created by local artist Beka AddisonBrowder. The large-scale prints will be offered for sale to the public along with smaller prints on items such as bandanas and tote bags.

Girl Scouts of the Southern Appalachians

The Cattywampus Puppet Council, a Knoxville organization, will lead a puppet march with giant paper mache puppets. Festival attendees are welcome and encouraged to participate in the march and will be provided with puppets and other items to carry. Attendees will also have the opportunity to enjoy hands-on activities such as a weaving fence, sculpture assembly, wand making, art puzzles, bucket drumming, and chalking.

Watauga Valley Art League

Other Art·Struck highlights include a chalk art competition, a student

Meraki Movement Studio’s Cultural Movement Art Exhibit

McKinney Center Meraki Movement Studio / Dance Renfrow Originals Tennessee Craft Informational Booths

Art Vendors

ETSU Department of Art & Design Holly Allen

Emily Parris

Haley Keene

Melissa Gaffney

Judy Cable

Dianna Lynne Tucker

Emma Massick

Ashlee Hill

Aspen Draves

Beth Andrews

Xander Pope

Tylynn Kilgore

Sonia Garcia

Brett Cook

Christy Ward

Will Morrison

Deborah Hughes

Tara Elouafi

Whitetop Mountain Band 12-1 p.m.

Elise Askonas

Phoebe Proudlove

Russell Lawson

Martha Spencer 1-1:30 p.m.

Jean G’Fellers

Elena Corradino

Greg West

Christina Nech

Nicole Hymowitz

Kaitlyn Enderby

Sean Bailey

Bill Russell

Elaina Blount Liles

Richard Graves

Kristen Dalpiaz

Matt White

Sarah Nobles

Willow Iverson

Lilith Erbach

Adam Barnette

Brian Serway

Audrey Loveland

Erik Hansen

Candice Davis

Stacie Williams

Taylor Norris

Sydney Jackson

Jason Flack

Marci Berkhimer

Steven Shelton

Chelsea Magruder

Ivy Hansen

Amy Deel

Ashlyn York

Judy O’Hara

Kathryn Jenkins

Lamar Foster

Kara Bledsoe

Web Stevens

Christina Majic

Raven Harmon

Misty Dempsey

Angelique Fraley

Marcy Parks

Ryan Jenkins

Becky Hope Mallory

Kayla Byrd

Ginny Tallent

Sommer Franklin

Madison Hayton

Sage Dinger

Deborah Marshall

Washington College Academy Performers/Buskers Cattywampus Giant Puppet March 11:30 a.m.-noon, 1-1:30 p.m.

Twirling Twins 1-3 p.m.

Charlie Maples 2-3 p.m.

Florencia & the Feeling 3:30-4:30 p.m.

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Grammy Nominated Folk Musician John McCutcheon at Heritage Hall John McCutcheon Fri. May 26 Mountain City Heritage Hall Theatre 211 N. Church St. Showtime: 7:00p.m.

Tickets: $25 heritagehalltheatre.org/event/ john-mccutcheon/ For fifty years now “Folk Music’s Rustic Renaissance Man” (Washington Post) John McCutcheon has been everywhere in the folk music scene. A breath-taking multiinstrumentalist, a traditional music archivist, one of the primary revivalists of the hammer dulcimer, a pioneering children’s and family artist, a prolific and wide-ranging songwriter, and the very definition of the touring Road Warrior. Until COVID. Starting in March 2020, fresh from his twelfth Australian tour, he settled into homelife and wrote. And wrote. On September 2, 2022 he’s releasing Leap!, his third album of songs written during the pandemic. “These are not songs about the pandemic, they are songs because of the pandemic,” the multiple-Grammynominated McCutcheon mused.

The 18-song collection covers lots of ground. He takes you to backroad

Appalachian to Belfast, from a front-porch salesman to an immigrant’s first day of work waiting outside a steel mill, from a 9-yearold at recess to a chance meeting in a New York subway. McCutcheon’s legendary storytelling illuminates moments great and small, elevating the ordinary to the extraordinary, all delivered with his warm baritone and his long-time bandmates, fleshing each tale out perfectly.

Fiddle ace Stuart Duncan is omnipresent as a lyrical and emotive element on nearly every song. Keyboardist Jon Carroll, long the centerpiece of McCutcheon’s recordings is reliably brilliant, while bassist JT Brown adds the perfect foundational anchor.

Guest artists include drummer Robert “Jos” Jospé and guitarist Pete Kennedy, longtime McCutcheon collaborators, Irish flutist Seamus Egan, and singers Kathy Mattea, Tim O’Brien, and Tommy Sands.

spent her life recounting her experiences less than half of what’s been composed, to school children. not counting at least that many from my weekly Zoom sessions with Tom Paxton There are lighter moments as well.

“Listen” opines that “They say that love is and others!” said McCutcheon. blind, love is deaf, as well!”, while “Song With this, his 43rd release in his 50-year When You Are Dead” is a laugh-out-loud career, John McCutcheon proves again take on a commissioned eulogy. that his is one of the most creative, Leap! follows on the heels of Cabin prolific, reliable, and satisfying of Fever: Songs from the Quarantine (2020) American folk music’s stalwarts. Leap! and Bucket List (2021) and brings to puts a big exclamation point on his 54 the new songs written and released since the 2020 lockdown. “And that’s already impressive legacy.

“The Ride” starts the trip, a usually-timid kid taking a brave leap at the local quarry, recalling his grandad telling him, “If you ain’t livin’, then you’re dyin’!” “The Troubles “see the decades-long conflict in Ireland reflected in today’s polarized times. “Second Hand” honors the passing of Greece’s oldest Holocaust survivor, who

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WEDNESDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Pub Out Back (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Ron at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm Loudmouth Karaoke at Michael Waltrip Brewing Company - Bristol, VA on Wednesday, April 5th at 7pm THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub - Johnson City, TN 8pm Sing Your Heart Out Karaoke at Wild Wings Cafe - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN Karaoke at Tipsy Toad Tavern - Jonesborough, TN FRIDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Sports Mill - Kingsport, TN 8pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm SATURDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA

TUESDAY Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café Johnson City TN DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm WEDNESDAY Trivia at Tipsy Toad Jonesborough, TN 7pm Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm THURSDAY Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm Trivia at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 7:00pm

BINGO

TUESDAY Singo at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 6:30pm

DJ NIGHT THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm

FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm

SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

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TRI-CITIES

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SODOKU

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15. "____! Cherry-O" (kids' board game) 16. Baltimore player 17. "Relax!"

19. Fit for ___ 20. Methuselah's father 21. Ache 23. Peg game 25. Considers contemptible 30. Spring event 33. Fla. city 35. "South Park" boy 36. 1953 John Wayne oater 37. Autumn mos.

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5. Vietnamese specialty 6. Well-ventilated 7. Her, in Hamburg 8. Isle ___ National Park 9. Kenneth ____ (actor) 10. Symbol of strength 11. 106, to Trajan 12. 100-yr. period 13. Gerund's ending 18. Egg beater 22. Actor Moore, to friends (maybe) 24. Tbsp., et al.

26. Part of Edison's sig.

27. Squat, with "down" 28. Found, as a foundation 29. Keep for later 30. Degree 31. Fraternal order member 32. Horse controls 33. Cheeks 34. It might prompt a "Gesundheit!"

38. Says, auf Deutsch 40. Crazy, in Paris 41. Show anger 44. Robbers 46. Adam or Will 49. Air platform?

50. Old-fashioned roofing 51. F, in other words 55. Singer Peniston 56. Some X's, in a game 58. Footnote wd.

59. Symbol on a staff 60. Kesey and Griffey 61. Saints' org.

62. Conger 63. Early morning show, briefly 64. Bad ___, Germany 66. Reviewer of books

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M il a This beauty is 2 yr old Mila with blue eyes. She came in as an unsocialized older kitten and has come a long way since. Mila is still a little shy, but will seek attention

and with a quiet environment, she will adjust just fine. She is good with other cats, spayed, current on vaccinations and will be microchipped when adopted.

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Meet Ryder!!! He is a handsome 7 year old Lab/Shepherd mix. Really, he is just an older gentleman who enjoys the simpler things in life, like napping in the sun and begging for treats. Ryder is not very high energy but gets excited for walks and the occasional zoomies

during play. He is dog selective and does not like cats. Ryder is on a poultry free diet due to skin allergies. He would prefer a home with adults or older children and a fenced in yard. Ryder is house trained, neutered, current on vaccinations and microchipped.

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SATURDAYS ACOA (adult children of alcoholics) 1:30-3:00pm.

Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149 FRIDAY MAY 5TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park Springtime in Haynesville: Civil War Reenactment 4:00pm at Tipton-Haynes Historic Site Travis Goyette: Artist Closing Reception 5:00pm at Sparks Plaza Weekly YuGiOh Duel Night 6:00pm at CardFox SATURDAY MAY 6TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park Johnson City Farmers Market 8:00am at Founders Park Art Struck Festival 10:00am at Founders Park Magic Show with Erik Dobell 6:00pm & 8:30pm at Tiebreakers Knox by Night Musical Comedy Trio 8:00pm at Wallace Theater SUNDAY MAY 7TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park

WEDNESDAY MAY 3RD Comedy Open Mic 7:30pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club THURSDAY MAY 4TH “May the 4th Be w/You” Canvas Class 6:00pm at Kil'n Time Studio FRIDAY MAY 5TH Kate Willett 8:00pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

Eliza Slater: Artist Talk and Art Reveal! 6:00pm at The Inventor Center SATURDAY MAY 6TH Farmers Market 8:00am at Kingsport Farmer's Market Nature: Wolf Howling 10:00am at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium

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TUESDAYS Jonesborough Storytelling Guild SATURDAY MAY 5TH “Stories n’More” Show 7:00pm at The Intl. Storytelling Center 7th Annual Tri-Cities Best Spring Vendor Fling WEDNESDAY MAY 3RD 10:00amat Delta Hotel IBN Biz Lunch 11:30 Museum Story Time: My Great- at the Black Olive Aunt Arizona 10:30 Birthplace THURSDAY MAY 4TH of Country Music Museum Jonesborough: Star Wars Day 4:00pm at Jonesborough State Street’s Summerween 11:00am at The Sessions Hotel Repertory Theatre SATURDAY MAY 6TH Board Game Night 5:00pm at Bristol Public Library Historic Jonesborough Town Tour 1:00pm at Chester Inn Kate Willett 8:00pm State Historic Site at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

KINGSPORT THURSDAY MAY 4TH May the 4th Be With You 4:00pm at High Voltage KPT

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WEDNESDAY MAY 3RD Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center FRIDAY MAY 6TH Movies for Adults 2:00pm at Washington County Public Library Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

ELIZABETHTON, TN FRIDAY MAY 7TH Blue Ridge Artisan DaysCrafters to the Rescue! 10am at Elizabethton Parks & Rec SATURDAY MAY 6TH Combined Art Opening 4:00pm at August Muse SUNDAY MAY 7TH Watauga Valley Art League Meeting 1:30 at Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park

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Biker Events sponsored by biker wear Local Events: 1. Biblical Citizenship May 1st 6:30pm Calvary Chapel 2. Meet & Greet Red Rum MC 5/6/23 158 New Beason Well Rd. Kingsport, TN 8pm 2. State Street Tattoo Fest May 19th to 21st State Street Bristol 3. Chapel Hart & 8 Second Ride May 28th East TN Distillery 4. Bug Tussle June 2nd to June 4th Elizabethton, TN 5. Thunder Valley Nationals June 9th to 11th 6. WNCJeep Fest June 9th to 11th Maggie Valley Bike Night: 1. Wednesday – 19E Pit Stop 2. Wednesday – Jonesboro VFW – Dog Tags 3. Thursday - Quaker Steak & Lube 4. Friday - Tulips Rides: 1. TN18-8 Poker Run May 6th Black Wolf 9:30am 2. Ride To Fight Suicide May 27th 9am Black Wolf Rallies: 1. Thunder Beach Bike Rally May 3rd – 7th 2. Thunder In The Smokies May 5th to 7th 3. Boozy Creek Rally May 12th to 14th 4. Myrtle Beach Spring Rally May 12th to 21st 5. True Son MC 37th Bike Rally June 2nd to June 4th 6. Boone Bike Rally June 2nd to June 4th 7. 9th Annual Snake Pit Bike Rally in Shady Valley, TN June 9th to June 11th

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Hello everyone, its riding don’t be rude and mean when you season for those of us who ride. see a bike rolling past you.

Due to the fact I have already Motorcycle Safety Tips: 1. Never lost a friend and have had ride without a motorcycle license. other friends hurt in motorcycle 2. Always wear an adequate crashes this year. It’s time to helmet. 3. Check your bike before remind everybody who rides you ride. 4. Sit down and hold and those who are in vehicles tight. 5. Obey traffic laws and be that safety is very important. aware of other vehicles. 6. Watch When you mow your yard DO for damaged roads and obstacles.

NOT MOW THE GRASS IN THE 7. Get a bike with an anti-lock ROAD! Grass is the road is like brake system. 8. Adjust for ice to someone on two wheels. inclement weather conditions. 9.

If you do blow grass in the Dress for protection and visibility. road and a motorcycle wrecks Safety Tips for Cars When because of it, you will be held liable for the bike and the folks you see or hear a Motorcycle: Remember, motorcycles offer very on the bike. Just because folks little protection to drivers and ride motorcycles does not passenger, meaning accidents mean we are bad people. can be extremely dangerous.

We just like the feel of the Decrease your chances of being open road. involved in a motorcycle accident Riding motorcycles on public and keep these tips in mind next roads carries several times the time you’re on the road. 1. Look risk of riding in cars, which before turning. The majority of car-versus-motorcycle accidents themselves are riskier than public conveyances like buses occur in intersections when a car and trains. The human factors turns in front of a biker. When you’re getting ready to make a of motorcycle crashes are turn through an intersection it is roughly equal between rider important to always look twice. behavior and the actions of The first look should be for other drivers sharing the roads. So vehicles, and then take a second look specifically for motorcycles.

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Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park May 2023- Programs and Tours Come Share in the Glorious Cause of Liberty!

Sabine Hill Guided Tour Friday, May 26

1:00 pm

Adults - $9.00; Ages 7 to 17 years $5.00; 6 and under free Tax included Max: 12 Registration required - www. tnstateparks.com/parks/events/ sycamore-shoals Join Park Ranger Cory Franklin for a guided tour of this stately home built by Mary Patton Taylor, widow of Brigadier General Nathaniel Taylor. The site has been described as one of the finest examples of Federal architecture in the State of Tennessee. During your tour you will have the opportunity to take

in the colorful and architecturally detailed interior while learning about the influential Taylor family who called Sabine Hill home in the early 19th century. Sabine Hill is located at 2328 West G Street, Elizabethton, TN. Please note, only portable toilet facilities are available at this time.

Accessibility to the home includes steps and an interior staircase. Tour may be subject to cancelation in the event of severely inclement weather.

Bird Walk with the Lee & Lois Herndon TOS Chapter Saturday, May 6 8:00 am Meet other birders and naturalists at Sycamore Shoals for a morning of birding during the migratory season.

Fellowship English Country Dancing to do with sleep! Knapping is the art of making stone tools, and the KnapSaturday, 6 In at Fort Watauga is our celebration 1:30 pm – 4:00 pm of Tennessee Archaeology Week.

Beginners and seasoned dancers alike are all welcome! The afternoon Watch primitive skills craftsmen make arrowheads, spear points and will include the opportunity to learn other survival tools. There will be dances from different worldwide demonstrations of primitive tools such cultures. No cost to attend. Open to as a bow, arrow, and atlatl throughout anyone, with or without experience the day. or a partner. Meet in the Visitor Center. Sponsored by the Sabine Hill Old Time Music Jam Social Society.

Led by Art Lang Sunday, May 28 1:30 pm – 4:00 pm Watauga Valley Art League Enjoy the rich musical traditions of our Meeting region each month. Old time musicians Sunday, May 7 1:30 pm of all levels are welcome. Don’t play an All are welcome to join our area instrument? Come on over, kick back, artists for their monthly meeting, and enjoy the tunes! highlighted by an art related presentation.

“Never Forget” Memorial Day Concert Siege at Fort Watuaga Saturday & Sunday, May 20 & 21 10:00 am – 4:00 pm It is the summer of 1776 and the Watauga settlement is at war. Join us as 200 colonial and Native reenactors present this dramatic retelling of the Cherokee attack brought on the settlers of the Watauga valley. Visit the living history camps, shop with period vendors, and witness battle reenactments both days. Hear the rattle of muskets, smell the campfire smoke, and see history come to life at the Siege of Fort Watauga. Contact the park for detailed schedule.

Monday, May 29 6:00 pm Free Admission

Spring Knap-In at Fort Watauga

Join us on Memorial Day as The Johnson City Community Concert Band, under the direction of Dr. Christian Zembower, presents “Never Forget” a special concert to remember and honor those who have paid the ultimate price for our freedom. In addition to the concert a special ceremony will recognize those, from the American War of Independence to the present day, who have fallen in the service of our country.

Saturday, May 27 10:00 am – 4:00 pm Knapping – with a “K”– has nothing

Presented in the Fort Watauga Amphitheater.

Visitors Center Hours:

9:00 AM – 4:00 PM Monday through Saturday (closed 11:00 -12:00 for lunch & cleaning) 1:00 PM – 4:30 PM Sunday Our Visitors Center is closed on most State holidays. Park grounds are open from dawn until dusk.

In the event of extremely inclement winter weather, contact the park about program cancelations and park office closings.

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When you open a new business there are a lot of ways to spread the word.

Social media is the easiest, cheapest, and fastest way to grow. A few minor details can help your social media accounts shine a light on your business.

A complete profile allows potential customers to find out what they need to know about your business. Can they shop through your online store at 5:00 am? What time does your physical location open?

How can customers contact you if they have a question or concern? All of those questions can be answered through your profile and will let your customers know you are focused on service.

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Double check your usernames to make sure they are spelled appropriately, are relevant to your business, and consistent.

Usernames can be changed, however updating your information after spreading the word will be rough. Clarity in your branding in the early stages will save you time and embarrassment.

your customer base. Seek out your local businesses and organizations and follow their pages. Sharing their content forms a bond and shows your followers that you are driven by a love of community, not money.

Your profile photo shows the world who you are. What image are you projecting? Does it portray the essence of your brand? Your profile photo can make or break your brand and should be chosen with caution.

Keeping up to date in your industry helps you stay relevant. Follow pages that are in line with your industry and share relevant content on your pages. Allow your followers to educate themselves on your industry alongside you.

Learning together helps you grow together.

Your community wants to see you succeed and grow.

Becoming an active part of your community will create partnerships that can expand

Social media is the best way to grow a new business. Taking the time to craft a robust profile will help you connect with the community you serve.

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Contra Dance Returns to Jonesborough Submitted by Joan Ackerman, Secretary HJDS Historic Jonesborough Dance Society will be returning the Jonesborough Visitor Center, 117 Boone St. on May 13th.

Dancing to live music is open to community members of all ages. Dances will be held the 2nd and 4th Saturday of each month. There will be a lesson of basic contra dance moves for beginners at 7pm with dancing from 7:30pm to 10:30pm. Tickets are $12 for singles, $8 for students, and $25 for families.

Contra dancing originated in the 17th century in England and Scotland and has become

a joyful Appalachian tradition.

The dance is led by a caller who teaches the sequence of figures in the dance before the music starts and then calls out the moves during each dance.

There is no required footwork.

No partner is needed as it is tradition to change partners for each dance. It is a great opportunity to meet people and make new friends.

Contra dances are family friendly, alcohol, tobacco, and fragrance free.

Follow us for dates and announcements on Facebook (Historic Jonesborough Dance Society) and Instagram (jonesboroughcontradance).

Contra dance is energetic and lively folk dance for all ages. It is similar to square dance, but it’s done in long lines rather than four-couple squares.

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by Kathie Scalf

Sometimes it’s fun to play tourist in your own backyard, which is precisely what I did on a recent visit with Mom and Dad in Elizabethton.

Looking to stretch my legs after a long drive up from Nashville and try to wear down the dog who has been cooped up with Grandma Gail for several weeks while I’ve been traveling, I decided to park the car at the Covered Bridge and take a stroll down Elizabethton’s answer to Main Street, aka Elk Avenue.

I was struck by the quiet quaintness of my hometown, especially in comparison to the party buses full of screaming bachelorettes and miles of bumper-to-bumper rush hour traffic to which I’ve become accustomed in Nashville. Walking along the familiar brick columns of downtown Elizabethton feels like taking a step back in time; quite frankly because not a whole lot has changed since I was a kid. While they’ve made some additions to the Covered Bridge Park with the building of the stage and there are some great new shops occupying the familiar storefronts, the downtown staples have remained for as long as I can recall.

As we began our journey winding around the river, I was able to fully appreciate the peace of the rushing water beneath the swaying branches of the willow trees. Being smack in the middle of April and having received tons of recent rainfall, the grass and leaves were lush with fresh greenery and the flowers were blooming. There’s just something about the rebirth of spring that can breathe life into even the oldest and most familiar settings. Crossing under the driving bridge, I was delighted to see one of my favorite waterfowl searching for a midday snack. A large blue heron was

standing not far off the riverbank, his long legs standing steady among the current while he waited for a tasty lunch to swim past. Pretty quickly he was joined by some ducks and pesky swallows who kept diving close to the water, so he gave up and flew to a more isolated spot a bit further downstream, but I was able to spend at least 15 minutes just observing this beautiful bird of pterodactyl proportions up close and personal.

hot cup of coffee than The Coffee Company. This restaurant has been serving up an excellent selection of rotating seasonal breakfast and lunch offerings for decades and it’s still my favorite quiet spot to crack open my computer and crank out emails when I’m on a work trip in Tri-Cities.

Beyond getting your belly full, you can also feed your mind in Downtown Elizabethton. I moseyed into Bookworm Booksellers for We made the obligatory loop across the first time this week and was the covered bridge, then headed delighted to see books from floor toward the business end of Elk to ceiling, filling this establishment Avenue. Riverside Taphouse has with practically any printed work you to be one of my favorite recent could imagine. And for so cheap! additions to downtown. They were There is still nothing more satisfying just opening when I moved away 4 to me than the smell of ink covered years ago, but in that time they’ve pages and no amount of technology built on an expansive patio and kept can ever replace the feeling of turning a regular rotation of cold beers for the pages on a good book. I highly thirsty customers. Not far up the encourage you to explore this store street, Jiggy Ray’s is still rockin’ and before adding another novel to your rollin’ with live music and hot pies. I Amazon cart; chances are, he’s got may enjoy my fair share of fine dining, it on-hand and for far less. Not to but in my opinion there will never be mention you’ll be supporting a local a more perfect pairing than greasy small business and not a billionaire pizza, frosty beers and good tunes. stranger. And if you’re still hungry for more knowledge, go around the block But we really can’t talk about to the big beautiful Elizabethton downtown Elizabethton dining Library. This was my favorite place without mentioning the OGs- Dino’s to go when I was a kid. I could spend and The Southern. Italian meets Appalachian, but both restaurants are hours in there reading Stephen King, Sweet Valley and Fear Street novels. both serving up home cooking and full stomachs daily. These restaurants It’s just a stunning Greek revival have seemingly been here since time structure that is peaceful, smells like books and has a full room in the back immemorial, greeting every arriving dedicated to local history; basically car at the first business block. If my version of Heaven. you’re in the mood for something a bit more exotic with some kick, Red Chili is a win every time. My go-to dish is the Bi Bim Bap with chicken and as spicy as the owner will make it. Just make sure you have plenty of time to eat; this dish comes out still cooking in a piping hot stone bowl, so it’s a true test of patience to give it time to cool and not scald your mouth. (Spoiler alert: I’ve never not burned my mouth.) Finally, if you’re up in time for breakfast, there’s nowhere better to enjoy a

Finally, you can’t come to downtown Elizabethton and not go antiquing.

You could literally spend the majority of your day browsing the shelves full of vintage knick-knacks at Duck Crossing and Picket Fence and never see it all. I always find something to take home, whether I need it or not. Being surrounded by all these relics of the past, it feels like they’re still holding so much energy, hiding secrets or a story to tell. I like to touch these things and imagine where they

sat in someone else’s home so many years ago, when life and the world was much simpler. In a society that’s going increasingly digital, I think its wonderful to have these tangible memories of the past to take home and cherish just as they were so loved by the people before us. It just seems like good karma, and lord knows I could always use more of that.

There are so many more retail shops and eateries I don’t have space to cover here, many of which have popped up in the years since I’ve been gone. It was nice to see this place with the fresh eyes of essentially a stranger. Elizabethton is a sweet little town with good people; these streets lined with dogwoods and churches and a rickety old wooden bridge tie together folks who genuinely care about their families and community and I’m proud to say I was raised in them. So whether you’re a tourist, a lifer or somewhere in between like me, go down and see what’s new on Elk Avenue. I promise you won’t leave empty handed or hungry!

XO - Kathie

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The One Piece of Symphonic Music Every Child Should Hear Sergei Prokofiev’s timeless “Peter and the Wolf” has delighted young listeners for generations, offering an introduction to instruments of the orchestra. The symphonic folk tale weaves the story of a young boy’s adventures in nature with each character seamlessly portrayed by different instruments. The audience will hear youthful Peter in the sound of the strings, his grandfather in the bassoon, the wolf’s approach in the sound of horns, the bird’s song in the trill of flute, and more, as each character comes vibrantly alive in music.

Symphony of the Mountains

performs “Peter and the Wolf” on Monday, May 8th at 7 p.m. in the Union High School Auditorium in Big Stone Gap. This family-friendly performance is free, open to all, and guaranteed to charm listeners of all ages. For more information and reservations, please visit proartva.org.

Former Barter Theatre actor Rick McVey will join the Symphony of the Mountains orchestra to narrate the imaginative story. In his time as a full-time member of the Resident Acting Company at Barter Theatre, America’s longest-running professional theater, McVey appeared in

more than 100 productions on Barter’s stages. McVey has also narrated over a dozen audiobooks, both fiction and non-fiction.

Symphony of the Mountains’ commitment to service encompasses the entire region, without regard for state or county boundaries.

The orchestra consists of more than 70 professional musicians conducted

by Swiss-born Cornelia Laemmli Orth who has been with the Symphony of the Mountains for 16 years. For more information about the symphony and to see a list of upcoming performances, please visit

symphonyofthemountains.org.

Pro-Art partners with a variety of venues, therefore individuals with mobility issues or general questions

are encouraged to call (276) 376-4520 or email the Pro-Art office at pro-art@ uvawise.edu. For evolving conditions related to weather cancellations, or similar unforeseen circumstances, patrons are encouraged to check proartva.org for up-todate information.

This performance is made possible in part by a grant from the Virginia Commission for the Arts and the National Endowment for the Arts. ProArt is additionally supported by the Slemp Foundation, The University of Virginia’s College at Wise, Mountain Empire Community College, and the Columbus Phipps Foundation.

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When the movie "Murder Mystery" was released in 2019, I was not sure what to make of the effort which teamed Jennider Aniston with Adam Sandler. I have always liked Jennifer, but Adam is another story for me. I can take him in small doses, and in movies where his voice doesn't sound like nails on a chalkboard. Nevertheless, after viewing "Murder Mystery" I was pleasantly surprised as the actors had great screen chemistry and Adam was less than annoying, and his character was actually likeable.

The filmed proved a success, so Netflix has released "Muder Mystery 2" reuniting Jennifer and Adam, and I was actually looking forward to the sequel.

The film is set four years after the original film and Nick and Audrey Spitz (Adam and Jennefier) have quit their jobs and started their own detective agency despite Nick refusing to do what it takes to get his detective license. The two are often bickering about their new line of work and decide to take a break from their poorly received detective work and attend the

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wedding of their friend Vikram 'The Maharajah' Govindan (Adeel Akhtar), who will be married on his private island. When they arrive at the beautiful island, the Spitzes meet the French bride to be Claudette (Melanie Laurent), and are amazed at the opulent quarters where they will be staying. The couple are reunited with an old friend on the island, and during the night of the wedding party meet several new people including former soccer player Francisco Perez (Enrique Arce), Vikram's sister Saria (Kuhoo Verman) and snobbish Countess Sekou (Jodie Turner-Smith) and her snarky sidekick Imani (Zurni Villanueva).

As the party proceeds, an elephant enters the room supposedly carrying Vikram, but it is discovered he has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom. Immediately after the discovery, Nick and Audrey get into detective mode, and plan to solve the mystery until some high-class detectives, led by former MI6 operator Connor Miller (Mark Strong) arrive at the island the next morning Navy Seal style. Miller wants the married duo to have no part in the hostage negotiation, but the kidnappers refuse to talk to anyone but Nick, who they nearly killed the night of the party. The kidnappers reveal to Nick their demand for $70 million dollars for the release of Vikram, and they must deliver the money to them at the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. Soon all are headed to France, and this is where the film really kicks into high gear.

From this point forward there is plenty of over-the-top action, betrayals, and more witty banter between Nick and Audrey. There

are plenty of moments I didn't expect, and that only adds to the fun of the film. The film's climax is in the Eiffel Tower, and the scrimishes here are exciting and often heart pounding.

The ending sets in motion for what I hope is a third film as I have come to really enjoy the adventures of Nick and Audrey.

All the actors are great, with Jennifer leading the way with

their great comedy chops, and Strong proves to be as effective a villain as he was in the "Shazam" film. "Murder Mystery 2" is a fun action/mystery/comedy romp ready made for a movie night, and proves to be equal or better than the original. Now playing on Netflix. (Rated PG-13)

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CONCERT SCHEDULE Bristol

KINGSPORT

PARAMOUNT May 11 Steep Canyon Rangers May 19 A Brothers RevivalTribute to The Allman Brothers May 20 Paramount Chamber Players May 21 Mac Powell Jun 3 Sara Evans Jun 13 Marcy Playground Jun 15 Dave Mason Jun 17 Nightrain-Tribute to Guns n Roses Jun 24 Bored Teachers Comedy Tour Jul 2 Ozark Mtn Daredevils Jul 13 Farm and Fun Time featuring Rodney Crowell Jul 22 Head Games-Tribute to Foreigner Jul 29 Journeyman: Tribute to Eric Clapton Aug 12 Yellow Brick RoadTribute to Elton John Sep 16 EW&F-Tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire Oct 14 Lady SupremeTribute to Diana Ross Nov 11 Chi-Town Transit AuthorityTribute to Chicago Dec 16 Soultown to MotownTribute to Motown

FUN FEST SUNSET CONCERT SERIES Jul 20 Danny Gokey with Ellie Holcomb Jul 21 Boys II Men with JohnnySwim

BRISTOL TN/VA

CAMEO THEATER May 10 An Evening with Roger McGuinn May 12 The Jerry Douglas Band May 19 Jason Petty “Hank and my Honky Tonk Heroes” May 20 Donnie Baker and Friends Howlin Wolf Moonshine Comedy Show Jun 17 Vixen Jun 24 Robert Randolph Jul 9 Glam Slam Metal Tour with Enuff Znuff, The Quireboys and Bad Marriage Jul 16 Stryper Jul 17 Tommy Emmanuel Aug 17 Foghat

JOHNSON CITY TN

JOHNSON CITY

FREEDOM HALL Jun 2 Mr. Speed- Kiss Tribute Nov 1 Foreigner MARTIN CENTER FOR THE ARTS May 20 The Black Jacket Symphony: Tom Petty’s Full Moon Fever

KINGSPORT TN

KNOXVILLE CIVIC COLISEUM Aug 24 Billy Strings Sep 14 Parker McCollum

BIJOU THEATRE May 18 Spyro Gyra Jul 22 Clay Walker with Brittney Spencer Aug 11 /12 The Steeldrivers Aug 23 Devon Allman & RED, WHITE AND BOOM Donavon Frankenreiter Jul 1 Cheap Trick Oct 7 Henry Cho GREENVILLE Nashville

GREENVILLE TN

NISWONGER PERFORMING ARTS CENTER May 5 Wild World of Animals Free Community Concert Series May 13 Marty Stuart & His Fabulous Superlatives May 20 Get The Led OutLed Zeppelin Tribute May 24 The Beach Boys Jul 14 Dugger Band

KNOXVILLE TN

Knoxville

TENNESSEE THEATRE Apr 26 Ben Folds and a Piano Apr 27 Wilco Apr 28 Amy Grant May 2 Gary Clark Jr. May 10 The Flaming Lips May 12 Keb Mo May 13 Alice Cooper May 20 Chelsea Handler May 21 The Wood Brothers with Shovels & Rope Jul 25 ZZ Top Aug 15 Lyle Lovett and His Large Band Aug 18 Kansas THOMPSON BOWLING ARENA May 16 Stevie Nicks May 23 Breaking Benjamin /Bush and Another Day Dawns Jun 23 Hank Williams Jr. Jul 15 Thomas Rhett Jul 29 The Chicks Sept 12 Guns n Roses Oct 6 Elevation Worship & Steven Furtick Oct 16 Shania Twain Nov 24 Kiss: End of the Road Tour Dec 8 Lauren Daigle

NASHVILLE TN

RYMAN AUDITORIUM May 8-10 John Mellencamp May 12 Gov’t Mule May 15 Tom Jones May 19 Crowded House May 24 Rick Springfield Jun 2 Boz Scaggs Jun 3/4 Tanya Tucker Jun 11/12 Indigo Girls Jun 15 LeAnn Morgan Jun 17/18 Styx Jun 18 Jackson Browne (Opry) Jun 24 Tori Amos Jul 6 Sam Bush Jul 13 Rhonda Vincent Jul 27 Ricky Skaggs Jul 28 America Jul 30 Melissa Etheridge Aug 7 Sara Evans Aug 19 Kansas ASCEND AMPHITHEATER May 6 Whiskey Myers May 11 Koe Wetzel Jun 23 Walker Hayes Jul 11 Foreigner and Loverboy Jul 18 Louis Tomlinson Jul 19 Yungblud Aug 27 Ghost Sep 12 /13 Artic Monkeys BRIDGESTONE ARENA May 4 Janet Jackson with Ludacris Jun 13 Duran Duran Jun 17 Bryan Adams and Joan Jett Jun 19 Drake Jul 1 Kid Rock Jul 3 Matchbox Twenty and The Wallflowers (new date) Jul 16 Blink 182 Jul 24 Greta Van Fleet

Jul 29 Aug 1 Aug 12 Sep 12 Sept 20 Sept 22 Sept 29 Oct 11 Oct 19 Oct 3 Oct 25 Dec 22

Sam Smith Nickelback Luke Bryan Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie Wu-Tang Clan Avenged Sevenfold Thomas Rhett John Mayer Depeche Mode Kiss End of the Road Queen & Adam Lambert Madonna

NISSAN STADIUM May 5-7 Taylor Swift Jun 11 CMA Fest Jun 15 Beyonce Jul 22 Ed Sheeran Jul 28-29 George Strait, Chris Stapleton & Little Big Town BROOKLYN BOWL May 20 The Steel Woods GEODIS PARK Aug 26 Guns n Roses BROWN COUNTY MUSIC CENTER Apr 29 Blues Traveler Apr 30 Buddy Guy May 17 Chicago Jun 6 Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band Jun 9 Rodney Carrington Jun 11 KC and the Sunshine Band Jun 19 Jackson Browne

MANCHESTER TN

Manchester

BONNAROO MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL Jun 15-18 Foo Fighters, Paramore, Nil Nas X, Sheryl Crow, Kendrick Lamar, Korn, The Revivalists, Pixies, Umphrey’s McGee and more!

CHATTANOOGA TN

Chattanooga

RIVERBEND FESTIVAL Jun 2-4 Maureen Morris, Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue, Coin, Goose, Big Boi, Blackberry Smoke, Les Claypool’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade and more!

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen.

There was one thing, in particular, that was a fixture of my childhood I remember being everywhere.

I think it was a trend as I’m 99% positive that I’ve not seen these items in a bathroom since the nineteen hundred and nineties.

I’ve not even seen them out for sale anywhere since then either. My dear readers, what I want to talk to you about today was something that was in our late ‘80s/ early ‘90s childhoods “forbidden fruit.”

in there using it? Within seconds of being admonished for even thinking about using the fancy soaps, I felt the splash on my hands of the familiar amber-colored liquid dial soap that was all over her home.

“Use this, sweetie,” she said.

As I rinsed my hands with the “correct soap,” my grandmother took a dry washcloth and dabbed at the soaps to make sure I hadn’t ruined their shape with my wet hands. Now, maybe I’m misremembering it, but I’m 90% certain I thought I heard her quietly The speed and precision at which mutter “precious” to herself as my grandmother moved was well. It still confounds me as an impressive and shocking. Within adult. What was the point of those seconds of my hand moving decorative soaps? If they were not towards the siren song of the shell soap, Grandma was standing at the to be used, why did they have to be made of soap? Couldn’t wax or door. My hand was hovering mere millimeters above the soap, I hadn’t plastic work just as well? even made contact with the soap when she was there and saying “No! What are you doing? Those soaps are not for you! They’re decorative!

Don’t use those!”

I was so confused. I knew this bathroom had decorative towels that were forbidden, but now soaps were on the list too? What was the point of this bathroom? Was it also purely decorative? If so, why was I

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Was it because they needed to be scented? I know you could have added sent to wax. Were the soaps supposed to be an heirloom item?

Were these soaps something my grandmother would pass down to her daughter, then pass down to me? Were these going to be soaps that my family could be acknowledged and recognized by much in the way of a tartan plaid?

“Sir, the gentleman is Lord Ross from the house of Rose Flower Soaps.” This news would be followed by a stunned gasp as some dude in a tux and tails stands to straighten this coat while saying “Show him in, Jenkins!” But this isn’t a thing anymore, right? I don’t recall the last time I saw a bowl of fancy soaps in any bathroom, let alone one that was strictly

off-limits. What was the point of it all? Who started the idea? I need answers.

Maybe we should bring it back again, I imagine if we get the youths on the TikTok to adopt this as a trend we could see a revival of fancy, never to be spoken of soaps.

We should have this happen.

America, it’s time for a forbidden soap revival. But this time I want it to be curated to things of my elder millennial generation. “No little Bobby, the fancy basket full of Mario soaps is not to be used. We just admire them. Use this pump of the foaming liquid dial.” This is the future I want. See you next week.

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