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National Pet Day

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Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative DIrector Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Peggy Gale DIstribution Elizabeth Armstrong Sales Jessica Carlisle Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre

your week’s line-up

Volume 03 Issue 78

Contributing Staff Andy Ross

03 Dancing on the Road Back Home 04 Spotlight 05 Northeast Tennessee to Host Appalachian Trail Vista 07 Tri-Cities Nightlife

09 Pets of the Week 11 Things To Do 12

Tri-Cities Faces and Places

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Northeast State Theatre Stages Eurydice April 20-23

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Biker Events

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Renowned Illustrator Paints Mural at ETSU

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20 Spring Train Excursion Through

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22 WQUT Concert Schedule

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Hello Friends!

National Pet Day! What an awesome day to celebrate. Thank you for sending in pictures of your sweet pets. My pets may look a little different than most of yours.

After moving into our new house in the country last year we started to build our pet farm. We have goats, pigs, sheep, 2 dogs, a donkey and alpaca and over 50 chickens. Other than the eggs we eat, share and sell our animals are strictly for pleasure as our pets and we love them dearly!

Please notice our back cover this week and make plans to attend the public auction at Dealers Auto Auction. They only do this one time per year and it looks to be a great event! You even have the chance to win a Mustang and help the Crumley House.

Have a great week!

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and their call for auditions. Roberts Anticipating Richmond Ballet’s return to Southwest Virginia next was twenty years old when she week, Wise-native Tracy Roberts joined Richmond Ballet in 1984 as remembers her first role as a one of their original professional professional ballerina. “It never company members. She was would’ve happened if it hadn’t offered her first-ever contract by been for Daisy Portuondo.” Roberts Stoner Winslett, who remains the began ballet lessons at five years old Ballet’s Artistic Director. By then thanks to the efforts of many, led by Portuondo was fully immersed, Portuondo, to bring classical dance directing Pro-Art, so when she instructors to the area, eventually learned Roberts had joined founding the Wise School of Dance the company, she immediately and the Pro-Art Association. Pro-Art arranged a tour to Wise. “What introduced Roberts to performance, a great homecoming that was,” and a vocation that would define her remembers Roberts, “To come back career. “The arts changed my life,” to where it all started.”

Roberts said.

Pro-Art and the State Ballet of At the Wise School of Dance, young Virginia have maintained a close Roberts was mesmerized by her relationship ever since. Richmond teachers, “That’s where I learned I Ballet II will present an evening of love to perform.” Over the years, the classical and contemporary works focus and discipline of her artistry highlighting the versatility, dynamic never wavered; Roberts attended energy, and intense emotion for dance intensives in North Carolina, which the company is known on Washington D.C., New York City, Saturday, April 15th at 7 p.m. in and Boston during summer breaks the Union High School Auditorium in high school. She was working in Big Stone Gap, VA in conjunction toward her B.F.A in dance at the University of North Carolina School with Pro-Art’s 46th season. Adult tickets are $10 at the door. Children of the Arts when her mother, Lona Roberts, sent an article announcing and students will be admitted free.

Artistic Director Stoner Winslett’s Richmond Ballet’s transition to becoming a professional company— “Rachmaninoff Rhapsody”

Stay: Cody Beaton and Joe Seaton in Stay by Sarah Ferguson.

Richmond Ballet. All Rights Reserved. Photo by Sarah Ferguson.

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner: Eri Nishihara and Zacchaeus Page in Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner by Jennifer Archibald. Richmond Ballet. All Rights Reserved. Photo by Sarah Ferguson. sweeps audiences away with its elegant costumes, lush music, and virtuosic dancing. “Stay” by Sarah Ferguson is a contemporary pas de deux that portrays the remembrance of a loved one who has been lost, and the idea of their spirit or memory visiting for just a brief moment, where you wish you both could stay. Inspired by the iconic 1967 film of the same name, “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” by Jennifer Archibald addresses the intolerances faced by interracial couples and highlights the fortitude, simplicity, and beauty of love.

Set to music by soul legends such as Donny Hathaway and Ray Charles, this powerful work breathes new life into a vintage Hollywood story. Closing the program is Ma Cong’s “Thrive,” a joyful ballet exploring the depth and intensity of energetic connections. For more information and reservations, please visit proartva.org.

Pro-Art partners with a variety of venues, therefore individuals with mobility issues or general questions are encouraged to call (276) 376-4520 or email the ProArt office at pro-art@uvawise.edu.

For evolving conditions related to weather cancellations, or similar unforeseen circumstances, patrons are encouraged to check proartva. org for up-to-date information.

This performance is made possible in part by a grant from the Virginia Commission for the Arts and the National Endowment for the Arts.

Pro-Art is additionally supported by the Slemp Foundation, The University of Virginia’s College at Wise, Mountain Empire Community College, and the Columbus Phipps Foundation.

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Spotlight

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Bristol TN/Va Bristol, TN/VA THURSDAY Apr 13th Bobby Starnes w/ Special Guests Jason Crawford 6:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ RJ Smith 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Rebekah Todd & the Odyssey 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar FRIDAY Apr 14th The Great Big Hug 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar Mchale Bright followed by Corey Smith 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Shoot to Thrill 8:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar SATURDAY Apr 15th Paleface 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar Crash Test Radio 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House MONDAY Apr 17th Anthony Childress 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

TUESDAY Apr 11th Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza WEDNESDAY Apr 12th Irish Fiddle Tunes with Keegan & Rheva 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza THURSDAY Apr 13th Justin Mychals 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza Lightnin’ Charlie 7:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub FRIDAY Apr 14th The Minor Leagues 8:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub Dan Herrell & The Troubadours 8:00pm at Tulips Grub & Pub Club Rewind 9:30 at Wild Wing Cafe Dimestore Cowboys | The Brothers Gillespie 10:00pm at Capone’s SATURDAY Apr 15th Anthony Wayne Vibe 7:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub Tray Wellington Band w/ Bluegrass Pythagoras 8:00pm at The Down Home Marques Puckett and 8 Second Ride 9:30 at Wild Wing Cafe

Primordial Tides | Death Nebula | Poser 10:00pm at Capone’s

Second Hand Smoke 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

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THURSDAY Apr 13th Dan Herrell Acoustic 8:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar FRIDAY Apr 14th Dawn Loves Nash7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company Well Dogs 7:00pm at High Voltage

Gypsy Moon Coalition 7:00pm at High Voltage Asylum Suite 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar Elizabethton FRIDAY Apr 15th Jason Edwards 7:00pm at Jiggy Ray’s Pizzaria

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There are 5 sets of Pets hidden in this issue of The Loafer.

Can you find them all?

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Northeast Tennessee to Host Appalachian Trail Vista Hiking enthusiasts from across the country will gather in Northeast Tennessee August 4-7 for a variety of hikes, workshops, and excursions as part of the Appalachian Trail Vista summit.

With East Tennessee State University’s D.P. Culp Center as the homebase, the Vista provides a forum for engagement of activities on and near the Appalachian Trail. The summit offers hiking, educational, cultural, and historical learning programs, while working with trail clubs, local communities, and nearby partner organizations.

The Appalachian Trail Vista is a gathering celebrating hiking with an opportunity to learn best tips and practices, outdoor safety, and conservation ethics. The event will include more than 40 guided hikes under two hours from the University, 30 educational workshops, as well as local outdoor related vendors and entertainment. Additionally, there will be opportunities for participants to register for off-site excursions such as whitewater rafting, rock climbing, fishing, tours and more showcasing the

Northeast Tennessee area.

The Appalachian Trail Vista is produced by the Northeast Tennessee Tourism Association along with Visit Johnson City in partnership with the Appalachian Trail Conservancy and sponsored by Tri-Cities Airport.

Northeast Tennessee borders North Carolina, Virginia and Kentucky in the Appalachian Mountains. With 230 miles of internationally known rivers and 288 miles of the Appalachian Trail, it’s the true outdoors with endless opportunities to explore. Northeast Tennessee’s Tri-Cities of Bristol, Kingsport, Johnson City and small towns along the way make up a diverse region of outdoor recreation, music, history and everything in between. It is the mission for this summit to be a place where diversity is recognized and celebrated for all trails and all people.

Tickets Early-bird discount registration tickets are available through May 31. To register and learn more, visit atvista2023.org.

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SATURDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Union Street Taproom - Erwin, TN 8pm Jan 28, Feb 18 & Mar 4 Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA

TUESDAY Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café Johnson City TN DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm WEDNESDAY Trivia at Tipsy Toad Jonesborough, TN 7pm Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm THURSDAY Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm

BINGO

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm

DJ NIGHT THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

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Blue Ridge Artisan DaysEaster Festival 10:00am at Kingsport Farmers Market Model City Antique & Flea Spring Show 10:00am at MeadowView Conference Resort & Convention Center SUNDAY APR 16TH Model City Antique & Flea Spring Show 10:00am at MeadowView Conference Resort & Convention Center

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Northeast State Theatre stages Eurydice April 20-23 Shattered romance and the underworld meet when the Northeast State Department of Theatre proudly presents a production of Eurydice from playwright Sarah Ruhl. This updated version of the ancient Greek drama takes audiences through the pain of lost love and the perils of fate.

Eurydice reimagines the classic myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. Ruhl’s version tells the story not through Orpheus’s infamous pilgrimage to retrieve his bridge, but through the eyes of its heroine. Dying too young on her wedding day, Eurydice must journey to the underworld, where she reunites with her father and struggles to remember her lost love. What does fate hold for Orpheus and Eurydice? Can true love be reunited?

Combining classic Greek tragedy, compelling characters, and Northeast State Theatre’s award-winning sound and visual creations, the play takes a fresh look at a timeless love story. The play is being directed by T.J. Kent, associate

professor of Theatre at Northeast State.

Opening night is April 20. The curtain goes up at 7:30 p.m. Evening performances continue April 21, 22, and 23 at 7:30 p.m. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.

One matinee performance is scheduled April 23 at 2:00 p.m. All performances take place at the Ballad Health Performing Arts Center on the Blountville campus next to Tri-Cities Airport. Tickets are $10 general admission and $8 for groups of 10 or more.

This play is being presented by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc., a Concord Theatricals Company. In compliance with the American Disabilities Act, Northeast State honors requests for reasonable accommodations made by individuals with disabilities. Direct requests can be made at least 10 days in advance to (voice and TTY) 423.279.7640.

Get tickets now at: www.northeaststate.edu/boxoffice.

For more information please contact the Box Office at 423.354.5169.

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Hello everyone, the birds easy, as there are challenges are chirping, the bees are provided by any mountainous buzzing, the sun is shining, and terrain, but those families who did everything is blooming. Time make the mountain their home, to get out and enjoy Mother proudly did so. The Park features Nature and all she has to offer. a picturesque 44-acre lake, hiking Get on your bike and ride or trails, a Nature Center with a roll the windows down or open state-of-the-art Planetarium the sunroof. Whatever it is, just Theater, and Animal Habitats enjoy it and be safe. Here is a featuring wolves, bobcats, raptors place you may want to visit. and reptiles. Bays Mountain Park Bay Mountain State Park. has daily events and programs Bays Mountain Park is a including nature programs, 3,550 acres’ nature park planetarium programs and and planetarium located on special events. High Ropes, Low Bays Mountain in Kingsport, Ropes & Zip Line. The Flying Tennessee is the largest city Squirrel is a 310-foot thrill ride owned park in the state of zip line that races you through Tennessee. From the early 1800’s through the early-to-mid the wondrous and beautiful tree 1900’s, Bays Mountain provided line. Bays Mountain Park has 26 miles of trails approved for for those families who settled on the mountain. The mountain mountain biking. Bays Mountain Park is home to two observatory provided settlers with land to farm, wood for building houses, structures housing a number of a church and even a school. telescopic instruments. Observe Obviously, life was much water lilies, deer, raccoons, different then, but relying on ducks, geese, turtles, great blue Bays Mountain to provide the herons, beaver lodges, and resources, wildlife and harvest sometimes beavers and black needed to survive and thrive bears. Bays Mountain supports was a given. It surely wasn’t numerous plant communities in a relatively un-fragmented forest ecosystem. Pine and oak forest are distributed on ridges and drier upper slopes, whereas more moist forest conditions at lower elevations support a more mesic forest of sugar maple, tulip poplar, and white oak. Hemlock and white pine are found in more restricted locations. Species more commonly associated with the nearby Blue Ridge such as striped Beanz Biker Corner maple, yellow birch, rosebay and Catawba rhododendron are also

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Getting your brand to the top of the social media mountain can be challenging. On top of determining your audience, you must also determine the type of content your audience wants to see. SWOT and PEST analyses can steer your content in the right direction. They allow you to explore parts of your business that you may not have thought of, give you fresh content ideas, and position you ahead of the competition.

A SWOT analysis explores the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats associated with your business.

Criteria such as unique selling points, seasonal and fashion influences, political effects, philosophy and values, and likely returns help create content that encourages conversation, which will increase social media ROI.

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A PEST analysis is similar to a SWOT analysis, but allows you to explore a different set of content. PEST analyses focus on the political, economical, social, and technological aspects of your business. The criteria examples for a PEST analysis include lifestyle trends, media views, brand image, current and future legislation, economy trends, licensing, and patents. This set of content will help you focus on social media crisis management and can help create a crisis management plan.

Both the SWOT and PEST analyses encourage putting pen to paper and diving in to your business. This approach brings out the best parts of your business, allowing you to make your business shine, as well as the worst parts of your business, allowing you to tackle them before you are confronted with them on social media.

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Renowned Illustrator Paints Mural at ETSU University invites community to participate in #ETSUPride365 A partnership with Taylor Swift.

Producing street art for Super Bowl 2020. Crafting murals and launching a viral #WhatLiftsYou social media campaign following the devastating school shooting in Parkland, Florida.

Kelsey Montague, one of the bestknown illustrators in the world, has taken her creative craft across the globe.

Add East Tennessee State University and Johnson City to her portfolio.

Montague finished painting a mural at the university earlier this week.

Located near the Ballad Health Athletic Center (Mini-Dome) and the parking garage, the navy and gold mural features design elements unique to both ETSU and the region: the Ballad Health Athletic Center, Tennessee’s Tri-Star, the ETSU Carillon, 1911 (the year ETSU was founded), the Appalachian Mountains and rhododendrons.

“All my work is positive in some way. I always want my work to be uplifting,” she said.

Despite her work with celebrities and international causes, this marks only the fourth mural she has painted for a college and the first in the South.

“I am a huge fan of universities. The energy and the creativity are always so exciting,” she said. “I hope the university community knows that this is for them.”

ETSU, in turn, hopes the community will use the new mural to spread positivity online.

“We encourage visitors to snap a selfie in front of the mural and then share it on social media with #ETSUPride365,” said Barbara Mason, director of Trademark Licensing at ETSU and the one who helped bring Montague to campus. “We invite you to become part of this exciting piece of art, as well as help us promote the community that we all call home.”

“Whoever walks by this, it’s a gift,”

added Montague. “It’s for you.”

Montague’s paintings have proven wildly popular.

Visitors to Nashville may have noticed her work in the Gulch. Long lines often greet those hoping to take a selfie in front of the mural.

Those wishing to see the mural for themselves are invited to stop by Parking Services Monday through Friday, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m., for a parking pass.

Parking is free and open to the public outside those hours. Parking Services is located at 132 Stout Drive.

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They say that April showers bring May flowers, and if that’s the case we’re going to be flush with bundles of bloomers this spring! It feels like we’re having a lot more rain this spring than I’ve seen in the last few years, and I’m not complaining. I’m somewhat of a pluviophile or “a person who enjoys rain and rainy days, and is fascinated by the sights and sounds of rain.” (Definition according to dictionary.com) I would take a stormy gray day indoors over sweating in the sun any day of the week. For some strange reason, I become far more productive without the lure of the sun to draw me out of doors and away from looming tasks at home. Being held captive by the rain means I have limited distractions, and honestly, I adore any excuse to stay in my comfy clothes, catching up on my favorite television and enjoying my favorite foods. Lets face it, in these times of inflation, leaving the house at all costs at least a hundred dollars!

For those of you not aligned with my dreary state of mind however, I’ve compiled a list of activities to maybe sway your opinion, and at least make you appreciative of the much-needed precipitation before we’re all fully immersed in the sweltering heat of summer.

at hand. I’ve also realized that the nothing to do. Download DuoLingo majority of dreaded things I put off and begin learning a second for weeks and months end up taking language. Instead of re-watching around 15 minutes and weren’t nearly the same shows you’ve been looping as bad as my mind built them up to since 2002, find a movie with great be. So start small and work from there. If cleaning baseboards are on critical acclaim you’ve not yet seen. the list, set a goal of just handling one Try your hand at a new foreign dish room. If that is completed quickly you can’t pronounce. Pick up an and you’re motivated to do more, actual book instead of doom scrolling then move to the next room. If notendlessly on social media. Pen your great! You still got something out of the way that needed to be done. thoughts in a journal or try your hand Washing windows, blinds, ceiling at a new hobby. Do something to fans, cleaning out closets, vacuuming get the wheels cranking in your mind under beds- all those things that get neglected during day-to-day cleaning that maybe have been a bit sedentary from the monotony of everyday life. are perfect to attend to when you’re stuck inside due to the elements.

A rainy day is also the perfect time

It's also a great time to spring clean to invite friends over for an intimate your digital living spaces as well as gathering. A spontaneous dinner your physical ones. Make storage party or game night is a great way to on your phone by deleting all the connect in real life with friends who duplicate and unnecessary photos taking up space. Clear out all the junk you maybe only see digitally. Offer from your email and unsubscribe a theme and a main dish and host from spam. If you’re signed up to a potluck, asking everyone else to receive texts from various businesses, supply a side or a drink. You could request to stop sending the messages. Block your exes on social also organize a wine tasting, where media. Scroll back to 2014 on your everyone brings their favorite bottle Instagram and delete any grainy pics and you all share; its an opportunity of hamburgers or sunsets you posted to find a flavor you otherwise would that have no sentimental value. In never have known about! Good old this day and age, the things that are While curling up in bed or on the using up our digital data and slowing fashioned game nights are always a couch can be quite tempting on a down our devices can also weigh just blast. Dig out that Monopoly box out drab day, its important to first tackle of storage or coordinate everyone at least one task you’ve been avoiding as heavily on our brains and slow down our functioning. While it might so you can celebrate the fruits of for a game of Charades- there’s just take a few hours, just think of the your labor with laziness afterward. relief you’ll get not being bombarded something nostalgic about the lightCompile a list of spring cleaning hearted fun of bonding over games with ads day in and day out for the to-do’s and set the intention of only rest of eternity! from childhood. handling one thing. What I’ve found is that -much like working out- our Once you’ve completed the not so fun Rainy days don’t have to be minds are 99% of the problem. Once stuff, it’s time to reward yourself with depressing. I hope this article has you just take the plunge and just start something enjoyable. Rainy days are given you ideas to consider and the perfect time to learn something the process, you’ll build motivation maybe-just maybe- you might one new! While I think we’re all inclined and go above and beyond the task to seek solace in our comfort zones day look forward to weathering of the familiar, there is no growth in storms as much as me! those places. Make a goal to explore something unfamiliar every time the weather has you stuck indoors with

XO - Kathie

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Spring Train Excursion Through Smoky Mountains ALL ABOARD! On Saturday, May 20, 2023 the Watauga Valley Railroad Historical Society and Museum will sponsor a train excursion on the Great Smoky Mountains Railroad. This is a wonderful opportunity to celebrate and enjoy the beauty of the spring season while riding the rails in vintage passenger railroad cars.

The one-day excursion will cover most of the operating trackage of the Great Smoky Mountains Railroad. The track follows the route of the former Southern Railway’s Murphy Branch Line, established in 1891, with its five percent grade and many bridges. Our scenic rail excursion takes us from the historic depot in Bryson City, NC, through the beautiful countryside of Western North Carolina, into the breathtaking Nantahala Gorge surrounded by the majestic Smoky Mountains, and back to Bryson City. Much of the route hugs the banks of the Little Tennessee and Nantahala Rivers. It crosses Fontana Lake on a trestle spanning 780 feet 100 feet above the lake.

in the filming of the 1996 comedy, My Fellow Americans, starring Jack Lemmon and James Gardner, when they stumble onto a charter train full of UNC-Chapel Hill fans headed for the NCAA Final Four. Train scenes in the 1998 movie, Forces of Nature, starring Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock, were also filmed on the Great Smoky Mountains Railroad.

TRANSPORTATION AND PARKING Bryson City is a laid-back, nontouristy town of 1,300 with more stop signs than stoplights. It is an

Passengers have three options for arrival at the Bryson City Train Depot: they may either ride a chartered tour bus out of Johnson City, TN, or drive directly to Bryson City, NC, if that is more convenient. Please select point of departure location on the order form when purchasing tickets. NOTE: Free parking is provided both in Johnson City and Bryson City.

TICKETS Tourist Coach or Open-Air Coach Class ticket price is $94/adult and $77/child [2-12] Open-Air Coach Class ticket price is $96/adult $76/child [2-12]

All classes of excursion tickets include free admission to the Smoky Mountain Lionel Train Museum before boarding the train. The Schedule for passengers driving directly museum boasts a collection of 7,000 to Bryson City, NC Lionel engines, cars and accessories, and an impressive operating layout Train departs Bryson City 12:01 p.m. and children’s activity center.

MEAL OPTIONS Box Lunch – includes sandwich, chips, cookie, and drink. [Make selection on ticket order form.]

Box lunches must be pre-purchased with ticket order and will be available track-side for pick-up before boarding Concessions Car – sandwiches, drinks, chips, and snacks will be available for purchase on board

[Video clip online at: www.wataugavalleynrhs.org.

Bring Your Own – a small cooler is acceptable if you wish to bring food with you

Passengers ride in comfort in Tourist Coach, or Open-Air cars. All classes offer seating in classic antique restored passenger cars. There are restrooms throughout the train.

Tickets and pre-purchased meals must be ordered online by credit card at : www.wataugavalleynrhs.org/.

Click on the EXCURSIONS link

See pictures of each class on our web site.

Tourist Coach Class cars have ceiling fans and windows that open and close for fresh-air viewing.

Open-Air Coach cars are great for picture-taking and “experiencing” the ride and scenery.

The Great Smoky Mountains Railroad has become a favorite of film producers over the years. The train wreck scene in the 1993 movie, The Fugitive, starring Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones, was filmed along the Great Smoky Mountain Railroad. The railroad was used

easily stroll-able town with local bookstores, arts and crafts galleries with working artisans, a bike shop, two fly fishing shops, a fly-fishing museum, an historical museum, an aquarium, a scenic train, two breweries, and a surprising variety of restaurants. Bryson City is only 10 miles from the famous Cherokee Indian Reservation. [Information on lodging in the Bryson City area is available on your confirmation form .

Train arrives back in Bryson City 4:15 p.m. - 4:45 p.m.

Schedule for passengers riding motor coach from Johnson City, TN Motor coach departs Johnson City, TN 7:30 a.m.

Train departs Bryson City 12:01 p.m.

Train arrives back in Bryson City 4:15 p.m. - 4:45 p.m.

Arrive back in Johnson City 7:30 p.m.

The excursion runs rain or shine.

Every effort will be made to maintain an on-time schedule. The Watauga Valley Railroad Historical Society & Museum assumes no liability due to passengers not arriving on time at the Bryson City Depot.

The Spring Great Smoky Train Excursions sell out fast, please order your tickets so you will not be left out. If you like riding a train and the scenic mountains, this trip is for you.

Questions about the trip? Go to www.wataugavalleynrhs.org, or email wataugavalley@gmail.com

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This week I continue with the theme of films based on true stories with "Jesus Revolution", now playing in theaters. The film begins in 1969 Southern California where we are introduced to pastor Chuck Smith (Kelsey Grammer) and his dying church. Pastor Chuck is having a difficult time reaching young people, which includes the living free generation of hippies.

Pastor Chuck's daughter Janette (Ally Loanides) has also become a bit disillusioned with the church and feels her dad needs to work harder on reaching her age group.

However matters are about to change for Janette after she picks up a colorful hitchhiker named Lonnie Frisbee (Jonathan Roumie of "The Chosen") when she is out driving one afternoon. Lonnie says he has come from San Francisco and is traveling around telling people about the life and ministry of Jesus. When Janette brings Lonnie home to meet Pastor Chuck, he is very skeptical at first, but eventually warms to the hippie who spreads the gospel of Jesus. Pastor Chuck brings Lonnie to his Calvary Chapel where the few members in attendance stare at him as if he has the plague. While Pastor Chuck is attempting to get his congregation to warm up to Lonnie, we meet high school student Greg Laurie

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(Joel Courtney), who after meeting free wheeling high school student Cathe (Anna Grace Barlow), leaves his Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps school to join her on a trip to a concert where Timothy Leary will be appearing to convince young people to take drugs for self discovery.

We learn about Greg's background which includes him living with his divorced mom Charlene (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) in a trailer on the beach. Charlene is very troubled to the point Greg can't take it anymore, and becomes deeply involved with drugs and his new hippie friends.

Meanwhile, the combined ministry of Pastor Chuck and Lonnie, at first rejected by the members of Calvary Chapel, has exploded in popularity due to the inspirational messages from Lonnie, and a Christian band now performing at the church.

The budding popularity of the movement among hippies and young people in general sparked the Jesus revolution, and eventually reaches Cathe after her sister nearly dies from a drug overdose. Cathe begins attending Calvary Chapel, and eventually convinces Greg to as well, after he is nearly involved in a car accident. The almost accident leads Greg to a meeting in the street on a rainy night with Lonnie who tells the wayward teen that thanks to the love of God he doesn't have to run anymore. Greg is eventually baptised in the ocean by Lonnie, and begins a new life at a house where Lonnie and his wife have taken in many homeless hippies who are helping spread the gospel of Jesus.

The movement led to hundreds of young people being baptised at the beaches of Southern California, and even led to a cover story in "Time" magazine in 1971. While all seemed to be running smoothly for Pastor Chuck and Lonnie, they eventually have a conflict leading to Lonnie leaving the local ministry. Despite Greg being heartbroken when the leaders of his new family prepare

to leave, he discovers he is being led to the ministry. Even though his relationship with Cathe has become rocky, the two eventually reconcile, and are to be married.

Pastor Chuck has purchased an old church building for Greg to start his ministry. This film is a wonderful look back at the Jesus movement which began in California in the late 1960's and spread all over the world.

The actors are all perfectly cast, with Roumie being just as charismatic

as he is in the role of Jesus on "The Chosen". "Jesus Revolution" is a perfect example of how Jesus loves everyone, so the next time you are sitting in your church pew and begin clutching your pearls if someone walks in who is different from you, just remember Jesus is love. Now playing in theaters. (Rated PG-13)

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CONCERT SCHEDULE Bristol

GREENVILLE

PARAMOUNT Apr 15 Best of the EaglesTribute to The Eagles Apr 21 BlackHawk Apr 29 Ashley McBryde (sold out) May 11 Steep Canyon Rangers May 19 A Brothers RevivalTribute to The Allman Brothers May 21 Mac Powell Jun 3 Sara Evans Jun 13 Marcy Playground Jun 17 Nightrain-Tribute to Guns n Roses Jun 24 Bored Teachers Comedy Tour Jul 13 Farm and Fun Time featuring Rodney Crowell Jul 22 Head Games-Tribute to Foreigner Jul 29 Journeyman: Tribute to Eric Clapton Aug 12 Yellow Brick RoadTribute to Elton John Sep 16 EW&F-Tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire Oct 14 Lady SupremeTribute to Diana Ross Nov 11 Chi-Town Transit AuthorityTribute to Chicago Dec 16 Soultown to MotownTribute to Motown CAMEO THEATER Apr 8 Billy Prine and Prime Time Band Apr 19 Trampled By Turtles Apr 22 The Band of Heathens Apr 29 Billy Idol and Bret Michaels (Street show) May 10 An Evening with Roger McGuinn May 12 The Jerry Douglas Band Jun 17 Vixen Jun 24 Robert Randolph Jul 16 Stryper Jul 17 Tommy Emmanuel

NISWONGER PERFORMING ARTS CENTER Apr 14 Mark Lowry Apr 22 Masters of Soul May 5 Wild World of Animals Free Community Concert Series May 13 Marty Stuart & His Fabulous Superlatives May 20 Get The Led OutLed Zeppelin Tribute May 24 The Beach Boys

BRISTOL TN/VA

JOHNSON CITY TN

JOHNSON CITY

FREEDOM HALL Apr 14 Nate Bargatze Jun 2 Mr. Speed- Kiss Tribute MARTIN CENTER FOR THE ARTS Apr 30 Amy Grant May 20 The Black Jacket Symphony: Tom Petty’s Full Moon Fever

GREENVILLE TN

KNOXVILLE TN

Knoxville

TENNESSEE THEATRE Apr 26 Ben Folds and a Piano Apr 27 Wilco Apr 28 Amy Grant May 13 Alice Cooper May 20 Chelsea Handler Aug 18 Kansas THOMPSON BOWLING ARENA Apr 21 Lizzo May 16 Stevie Nicks May 23 Breaking Benjamin /Bush and Another Day Dawns Jul 15 Thomas Rhett Sept 12 Guns n Roses Oct 6 Elevation Worship & Steven Furtick Oct 16 Shania Twain Nov 24 Kiss: End of the Road Tour Dec 8 Lauren Daigle KNOXVILLE CIVIC AUDITORIUM Apr 13 Million Dollar Machine Apr 20 Casting Crowns Apr 29 Theresa Caputo KNOXVILLE CIVIC COLISEUM Apr 15 & 16 Leanne Morgan Aug 24 Billy Strings Sep 14 Parker McCollum BIJOU THEATRE Apr 7 David Sedaris

NASHVILLE TN

Nashville

RYMAN AUDITORIUM Apr 14 & 15 Lady A Apr 19 Leann Morgan (Opry House)

Apr 21 David Spade Apr 27-29 Nickel Creek May 8-10 John Mellencamp May 19 Crowded House May 24 Rick Springfield Jul 6 Sam Bush Jul 13 Rhonda Vincent Jul 27 Ricky Skaggs Aug 19 Kansas

Chattanooga

ASCEND AMPHITHEATER May 6 Whiskey Myers May 11 Koe Wetzel Jun 23 Walker Hayes Jul 11 Foreigner and Loverboy Jul 18 Louis Tomlinson Jul 19 Yungblud Aug 27 Ghost Sep 12 /13 Artic Monkeys

Asheville

BRIDGESTONE ARENA Apr 16 New Edition May 4 Janet Jackson with Ludacris Jun 13 Duran Duran Jun 17 Bryan Adams and Joan Jett NISSAN STADIUM Apr 15 Luke Combs May 5-7 Taylor Swift May 19 Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks Jun 11 CMA Fest Jun 15 Beyonce Jul 22 Ed Sheeran Jul 28-29 George Strait, Chris Stapleton & Little Big Town Jul 3 Matchbox Twenty and The Wallflower) Jul 16 Blink 182 Jul 29 Sam Smith BROOKLYN BOWL Apr 14 Queensryche May 20 The Steel Woods GEODIS PARK Aug 26 Guns n Roses

MANCHESTER TN

Manchester

BONNAROO MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL Jun 15-18 Foo Fighters, Paramore, Nil Nas X, Sheryl Crow, Kendrick Lamar, Korn, The Revivalists, Pixies, Umphrey’s McGee and more!

CHATTANOOGA TN

RIVERBEND FESTIVAL Jun 2-4 Maureen Morris, Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue, Coin, Goose, Big Boi, Blackberry Smoke, Les Claypool’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade and more!

ASHEVILLE NC

THE ORANGE PEEL Apr 20 Judah & The Lion May 12 & 13 Drive By Truckers May 21 Trae Crowder Jun 22 Margaret Cho EXPLOREASHEVILLE.COM ARENA Apr 20 Mt Joy May 9 Robert Plant and Alison Krauss THOMAS WOLFE AUDITORIUM Apr 27 Brett Young July 3 The Smile

CHEROKEE, NC

Cherokee, NC

HARRAH’S Apr 21 Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo May 13 Alter Bridge May 20 One Vision of Queen featuring Marc Martel Jun 9 Travis Tritt Jun 16 Colt Ford Sep 1 Train with Parmalee Oct 21 3 Doors Down Better Life Foundation Concert

WILKESBORO, NC

in Wilkesboro, North Carolina:

MERLEFEST Apr 27-30 The Avett Brothers, Maren Morris, Little Feat, Marcus King, Tanya Tucker, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas, and many many more.

GREENVILLE SC

Greenville, S.C.:

BON SECOURS WELLNESS ARENA Apr 27 Kenny Chesney Jun 23 Dude Perfect Jul 14 Thomas Rhett

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Every single morning I play a game with my cat. I don’t know what my cat does during the night when I sleep, sometimes she sleeps, and sometimes she stalks around the house. Yet when morning comes I can count on one thing. As I walk from my bedroom to the kitchen, she will jot down the hallway to greet me at my bedroom doorframe. As I walk towards the kitchen she will walk between my legs, stopping to rub her head on my feet.

This is her way of saying “Good morning, please feed me.” Which, before getting my first cup of coffee, I always will do. Some mornings she tucks right into her breakfast, and others she sniffs it and walks away in disgust, only to come back a few minutes later to finally eat. But sometimes it doesn’t stop at breakfast. As the day goes on, if you walk into the kitchen for any reason, she will use her laser-focused hearing and you’ll hear her hop down from wherever she is and the next thing you know she’s walking with

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you again.

It could be mid-morning, midafternoon, or even late evening.

But it’s just like the morning dance, her adorable little self rubbing against your feet saying “Please sir, I’ve literally never seen food before. I beg of thee.

Feed me.” Thus the tug of war begins. “No, Lucy. You’ve been fed” I’ll say, and she’ll rub her head against me more as if to say “No, sir. That wasn’t me, that was someone else who looks like me.

The one who has seen food. Not me, who has never known what it is to eat.”

What makes this tricky is when she walks so closely to your feet you have to take a hold of the counters to walk along without getting tripped up. “Sir, Please.

The Food” I can imagine Lucy staying to me. Whilst I try to walk slowly around my kitchen without being tripped over like I’m doing a physical challenge on “Double Dare.” “Lucy. Please. I have hot coffee in a cup in my hand” I’ll say in response as I try to make it across my kitchen.

She’ll give up, and accept defeat. I know she’s come to terms with no new food being put down as she’ll walk over to her dry food bowl and begin to much a little on it.

This is a process that is sometimes repeated more than once during the day. Sometimes Lucy will try a more subtle approach. She’ll walk into the kitchen if you’re in there, but instead of doing the “walk along you” dance, she’ll simply trot over to her dry food bowl.

Lucy will sit along the side of the bowl and settle her front two paws down in a little back-andforth motion. Then she’ll look at the bowl, and then she’ll look at you. She’ll make direct eye

contact with me as if to say “Sir, it was my understanding this was a wine and tapas restaurant and the tapas haven’t arrived yet.” Let the record show that her bowl isn’t at all empty when she does this. If you have a cat, you’ve seen them do a variation on this routine.

All cats, mostly, love to play the “I have never been fed” game.

Lucy is sometimes trickier than others as she is a picky eater, even by picky cat standards. I’ve tried a lot of those “We promise you that we have tested and tested and even the pickiest of pickiest cats will love this” foods and even Lucy looks at me after rejecting it like she is saying “How dare you!”

It’s a small victory when Lucy will

eat the food I give her instead of not trying it, giving up, or just taking a few bites. What’s funny is even when she’s fully happy with what I’ve given her and eaten well, you can be as sure as clockwork she’ll come in a few hours later and do the “I’ve never seen food dance.” Cats are funny little creatures, but they do make life more enjoyable.

You’ll be happy to know that right now, at this moment as I type this, Lucy is fed and content.

She’s currently napping on the couch that’s in my home office.

I wonder how long she’ll rest till it’s time to play the “I’ve never seen food before” game again?

See you next week.

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