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EAT • SHOP • PLAY THE LOAFER’S LOCAL CHRISTMAS

Tis the Season for Giving.

Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative DIrector Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Peggy Gale DIstribution Elizabeth Armstrong Sales Jessica Carlisle Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre

your week’s line-up

Volume 03 Issue 64

04 Spotlight 07 Karaoke 07 Trivia 08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 11 Things To Do 12. The ABC's of Chhristmas 14 Bike Events 22 WQUT Concert Schedule

Contributing Staff Andy Ross Kathie Scalf Ken Silvers Wendy Hayden Ann Hartley

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PUBLISHER Hello Friends!

"Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger." And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among those with whom he is pleased!" When the angels went away from them into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let us go over to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has made known to us." And they went with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby lying in a manger. And when they saw it, they made known the saying that had been told them concerning this child. And all who heard it wondered at what the shepherds told them. But Mary treasured up all these things, pondering them in her heart. And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them. And at the end of eight days, when he was circumcised, he was called Jesus, the name given by the angel before he was conceived in the womb. The real meaning of Christmas. Let us not forget while the kids are opening those gifts or we are rushing to get everything done the birth of Jesus is the reason for the season of Christmas.

Merry Christmas to everyone! May your family have a blessed holiday.

Love, Lisa Durbin Publisher

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Bristol TN/Va Bristol, TN/VA WEDNESDAY Dec 21st Emily Lane Christmas Show 6:00pm at Delta Blue BBQ Corey Snowden 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House THURSDAY Dec 22nd Dave Eggar 1:00pm at Bristol Casino Trevor Meade 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Joey’s Van 10:00pm at Bristol Casino FRIDAY Dec 23rd Crosby Tyler, followed by Dominique Romero 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Crash Test Radio 8:00pm at Quaker Steak & Lube Aaron Carter 10:00pm at Bristol Casino

TUESDAY Dec 20th Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza WEDNESDAY Dec 21st HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza THURSDAY Dec 22nd Justin Mychals 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza FRIDAY Dec 23rd Julie Williams & The Hired Guns 8:00pm at Tulip’s Grub and Pub Asylum Suite 9:30 at Wild Wing Cafe Purulency | Dielation | Pissrot 10:00pm at Capones SATURDAY Dec 24th The Bosses Christmas 10:00pm at Capone’s Kingsport Kingsport, TN FRIDAY Dec 23rd Dawn Loves Nash 7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company Christmas Eve Eve Ugly Sweater party w/ Southbound Band 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

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New Years Eve Saturday Dec 31st

at Riverside Taphouse FRIDAY Dec 23rd Brian Cox 7:00pm at Riverside Taphouse

Bristol Orbital Planes 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Matt Dollar’s Elvis And The Cadillacs | No Filter Band 7:00pm at Old Post 33

Johnson City The HercuLeons starring John Cowan & Andrea Zonn 6:00pm at the Down Home Midnight Mojo 8:00pm at Tulip’s Grub and Pub Midnight Gypsys 8:00pm at Johnson City Elk Lodge The Bosses 8:00pm at Mulligans Irish Gaming Pub Southern Rebellion 9:00 at Wild Wing Cafe The Kindest People | Fairview | Sleep City 10:00pm at Capones J.R. and The Big Guns 10:00pm at JC Country Club

Kingsport Borderline and Gents & Liars 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

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TUESDAY TUESDAY

Karaoke at Numan’s - JohnsonEntertainment City Karaoke with Absolute at The Pub Out Back Karaoke with Bert & L.A. at Kingsport Moose Lodge 7pm (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm

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Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City Karaoke Night at Eric Wonderland Karaoke w/ HuskinsLounge VFW and PostBar 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Quaker Steak and Lube (Bristol, VA) 7pm Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar Karaoke at- Kingsport Lodge Johnson Moose City, TN 9pm6pm Karaoke at Thunder Tavern 8pm Karaoke with RonValley at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm

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Wild Wing Café JC- Team Trivia Tuesdays 8:30pm Johnson City Brewing Company- Trivia Tuesdays 7pm Aubrey’s Johnson City- Trivia Night 7pm 27 Lions - Trivia Night 7pm Union Street Taproom - DJ Trivia 6pm Gypsy Circus Cider Company - Trivia 7:00pm

WEDNESDAY Tipton Street Pub- Trivia Wednesdays 9pm Aubrey’s Bristol- Trivia Night 7pm Johnson City Moose Lodge 1831 - DJ Trivia 7pm Tipsy Toad (Jonesborough) - Trivia 7pm

THURSDAY Holy Taco & Cantina Trivia Night 9pm JRH Brewing - Trivia Night 7pm Mellow Mushroom Johnson City - Mellow Trivia 7pm

MONDAY

Barley Waters- Trivia Night 7pm Yee-Haw Brewing- Trivia Mondays 7pm Woodstone Deli - DJ Trivia 7pm Model City Tap House - Live Team Trivia Night 7pm

SATURDAY

Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub 8-11 Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City Karaoke w/ Tony & Rod at CJ’s Sports Bar

SUNDAY 7pm Open Mic with Karaoke at Go Burrito Johnson City Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6pm

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Karaoke at Thunder Valley Tavern 8pm

**The schedule is subject to change due to the request for social distancing at this time.**

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JOHNSON CITY SATURDAYS ACOA (adult children of alcoholics) 1:30-3:00pm.

Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149 TUESDAY DEC 20TH Baking Cookies Canvas Class 6:00pm at Into the Fire WEDNESDAY DEC 21ST Teen Holiday Cookie Decorating Night 6:30pm at Johnson City Public Library FRIDAY DEC 16TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park SATURDAY DEC 17TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park SUNDAY DEC 18TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park

BRISTOL THURSDAY DEC 22ND Ol' St. Nick Snowman Canvas Class 6:00pm at Kil'n Time Contemporary Ceramic Studio FRIDAY DECEMBER 23RD Christmas Spectacular 8:00pm

at Blue Ridge Comedy Club THURSDAY DEC 29TH Van Gogh Snowman Canvas Class 6:00pm at Kil'n Time Contemporary Ceramic Studio

KINGSPORT THURSDAY DEC 22ND Bon Appétit- Our Winter Recital 6:00pm at Kingsport Renaissance Center

JONESBOROUGH TUESDAY DEC 20TH Jonesborough Storytelling Guild “Stories n’More” Show 7:00pm at The International Storytelling Center

ABINGDON, VA WEDNESDAY DEC 21ST Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center FRIDAY DEC 23RD Movies for Grown-Ups 2:00pm at Washington County Public Library SATURDAY DEC 24TH Holiday Market 10:00am at Abingdon Farmers Market SUNDAY DEC 25TH Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

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New Years Eve Black Tie Masquerade Gala Saturday December 31st 8:00pm The Bristol Hotel $60 per person Come ring in the new year with with your fanciest outfit and a little mystery!

New Year's Wake Up 5K and 1 Mile Saturday December 31st 9:00am Warriors Path State Park

Tri-Cities New Years Eve Bash

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New Year's Eve at The Martha

Sat, Dec 31, 2022, 9:00 PM The Martha Washington Inn & Spa Celebrate the New Year with us by dancing 2022 away in our Ballroom! Live music, hors d'oeuvres, and more!

The Russell County Red Carpet New Year’s Eve Celebration

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New Years Eve Bash at The General Morgan Inn

Greeneville, TN Saturday, Dec. 31, from 8 p.m. to midnight.

Partygoers can choose from two packages – one with heavy hors d’oeuvres and live music, or another one that also includes a deluxe guest room.

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Christmas! My favorite time of the year.

The time to enjoy family and friends and remember the reason for the season…….

Jesus! We are so excited to bring you the ABCs of Christmas again this year on a Santa train. This year our theme is Shop, Eat and Play local. I would really like to encourage everyone to spend your holiday budget locally as much as possible. We need to work hard to keep these local businesses going. Online shopping so convenient and sometimes we need it but please don’t forget the local stores. I hope that you will take the time to look through the ads and make plans to visit some of them. We will focus on Christmas the next 3 weeks.

-Lisa Durbin, Publisher

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By [https://EzineArticles. deeper message. The boy, who is com/expert/Paul_B_ wavering in his belief in Santa Claus, Murray/1215915]Paul B Murray is picked up by a North Pole bound train on Christmas Eve. The boy It seems that Christmas has become more of a to do list and comes away with compassion for a lonely little boy who comes from a a to buy list than a meaningful bad home, and a very special gift. day to spend with family. This He is chosen to receive a gift and Christmas, gather around the chooses a magical bell from Santa's television as a family and start sleigh; only believers can hear the a new tradition celebrating bell, and the boy sees this when the true meaning of Christmas he and his sister hear the beautiful watching Christmas movies. sound on Christmas morning while A Charlie Brown Christmas their parents cannot.

A Charlie Brown Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas sadly, tells a story most can How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a relate to. Charlie is upset Must See. On the surface the Grinch by all of the modern and seems to be a mean creature who commercialized aspects of hates Christmas and simply wants Christmas and tries to keep to torture the poor Whos he is trying tradition alive and capture the to take Christmas away from. in the real meaning of Christmas; end viewers as well as the Whos see unfortunately he is laughed at that the Grinch was treated badly by his friends for his efforts. In and became mean as a result. The the end, however, both Charlie Grinch and the Whos learn what Brown and his friends come around and share in meaningful Christmas is all about after the Whos make things right by treating the Christmas activities.

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A Christmas Story is another must see family Christmas movie.

Amidst hilarious squabbles and unfortunate but funny events; the film's overriding theme is that the bonds of family are strong. From sympathy and help from a mother to a son to a very special Christmas gift from a father to his son; the film is a wonderful choice for a family Christmas movie.

Disney's a Christmas Carol The greedy, Christmas hating, Ebenezer Scrooge is taken on a journey of his past, present and future to remind him of his painful past that resulted in his selfish and greedy ways and show him what could happen if she does not change his ways. On Christmas morning the Scrooge wakes to find it was a dream and is so happy that he does change. He spends Christmas spreading the joy of Christmas to those less fortunate, and continues to live his life as a generous man.

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Local Merchants Are Hurting and Need Our Help By [https://EzineArticles.com/expert/ Michael_Saum/503562]Michael Saum We were moving right along with a thriving economy and then it happened... Covid 19.

Everything came to a screeching halt as we processed what we were experiencing and how we going to react. We kept getting mixed "opinions" on what to do and not do. In many cases, mandates were imposed like we have never experienced before.

Not only did it affect our lives in very significant ways, it has had a huge impact on smaller local businesses and their livlihoods. Some of the directives that came down from the federal, state and local governments, forced the population to basically stay home.

Consequently, local retailers, restaurants, repair shops, hair salons, you name it, began feeling the squeeze. They weren't seeing their usual flow of business and as a result, their livelihood and income took a severe hit. Some, unfortunately, just simply couldn't hang on and had to close their business. Some, decided to close temporarily and just ride out the storm. Others,some of which had been family businesses for decades, ended up closing their doors for good. It's a sad state of affairs and as you imagine, this situation has had its domino affects and hurt people in numerous ways.

We all know, and have heard of and likely experienced BLACK FRIDAY. This is the day after Thanksgiving and when the official Christmas shopping begins for most. It's the

day that many, if not most, businesses finally get into the black (profitable) and actually start making some money. But, not for the last couple years as most merchants, just haven't gotten there. With us staying home for long periods of time, have changed a great majority of their shopping strategies and habits from getting up at oh dark thirty the day after turkey day to hopefully score on that special gift before the store runs out. But that's changed dramatically as people started doing a great amount, if not all, of their shopping, online.

The simplicity of doing so and the wide range of available "shops" became very enticing. I could shop from around the globe while sitting at home in my loungewear. Anybody with me?

I'm confident that many of you reading this, did and are doing the same thing. Then one day recently, I went to our downtown area where most of the shopping would normally take place. Merchants had less inventory, shorter store hours and a need for employees.

Nobody wanted to work after receiving all the financial help from the feds. These local merchants are still hurting even though we can get out and get around again. They stand in their businesses hoping some customers come in and at the very least, give them a chance at earning some of their business. They watch as one after another UPS or FedEx truck drives by delivering goods to their neighbors.

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Pretty much all businesses out there, accept payment by credit/debit cards. It's a necessary tool that needs to be offered to customers or, quite simply, you lose business to the competition. What has amazed me, after more than two decades in the Merchant Services business, how many business owners simply aren't fully aware of what rates and other miscellaneous fees, they are paying for this "privilege" of accepting plastic. Quite often, when doing a statement analysis for a merchant, they hand me their statement still in the envelope with the comment of "yah, I don't look at them because I don't understand them". This is a dangerous and costly approach to take. But, trust me, I understand. Our industry doesn't have a stellar reputation as there are so many poorly trained reps that enter the business each year and don't really know what they are doing and selling which is a huge disservice to merchants. After rent and employee costs, payment processing is

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money locally and encourage all your friends to do the same. Merchants are trying to figure out what they can do to survive. Some have developed new and improved websites to expand their reach of potential customers and that has helped some. But, others, based on their business type of products or services sold, simply can't do that. So, consequently, they look internally and what they might do to cut costs and reduce overhead anywhere they can and we can't help with that, but there is a simple way for them to get some relief by simply becoming aware of constantly changing ways of doing business and selling what they have to offer.

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The Best Christmas Traditions Around The World By [https://EzineArticles.com/ expert/Mary_L._James/1386029] Mary L. James Every family, every town, every city and every country has Christmas traditions of their own. May it be a simple family ski trip every holiday season or a grand Christmas tree lighting that involves the whole city, these activities bring people together in the spirit of Christmas.

Christmas traditions keep us grounded to our roots and give us something exciting to look forward to every year.

Some would display evergreen trees inside their homes or outside their doors.The first evidence of decorated Christmas Trees can be traced back in the Renaissance Period, in the guild halls of Northern Germany. During Christmas, trees were adorned with sweets for the children and apprentices to enjoy.

of Christmas. The last day of the festival, called Sigillaria, is the day of gift-giving. People exchanged presents because the value of their gifts marked their social status at the time.

Exchanging gifts during the holidays is also associated with the tradition of Santa Claus giving presents to

Origins of Christmas carols can be traced back to thousands of years ago, with pagans singing carols during the Winter Solstice (the shortest day of the year) which usually took place every 23rd of December.

Here are some popular Christmas traditions around the world: Setting up Christmas Trees Whether you cut down a fir or a pine tree annually or you use an artificial one for your home, setting up and decorating a Christmas tree has been part of everyone's holiday traditions. There are many speculative theories behind the real origin of the Christmas tree, but many agree that the custom can be traced back to the Renaissance Period and early modern Germany.

Similar to the origin of the Christmas wreath, pre-Christian Germans collected evergreens during cold winter nights as a sign of hope to the coming spring.

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Singing and listening to Christmas songs is one tradition that we can't live without during the holiday season. The family gathering around the piano singing catchy Christmas tunes or listening to a choir singing Christmas carols in perfect harmony serve as the icing to the cake of a wonderful occasion.

Exchanging Presents One of the many reasons that get everyone, especially kids, excited about Christmas is the tradition of giving and receiving gifts. Many say that the act of exchanging gifts on Christmas day was influenced

by Saturnalia, an ancient Roman festival that took place every year, late in December, around the time

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children on Christmas day, as well as the 3 Kings' offering of gold, frankincense and myrrh to the newborn Jesus.

Singing Christmas Carols After Halloween, malls instantly change their decorations to a Christmas theme, getting shoppers in the spirit of the holidays playing Christmas carols in the background.

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(State Point) The holiday shopping season is here. What do you give a loved one to show them just how much you care? It’s time to think outside the box. Here are four presents you can give to special young people in your life now that they may not appreciate in the moment but will thank you for later.

1. Savings bonds. This is the gift that keeps adding in value. Savings bonds can be purchased for as little as $25 and their value grows over time with interest and as the bond matures. Considered one of the most reliable ways to grow wealth over time, you’ll be guaranteeing recipients are able to help fund the important things they want later in life, such as that new car, their college education, first house, wedding or honeymoon.

child’s education can open or gift money to an existing 529 plan account. The best part is the contributions grow tax free and can be used for K-12 tuition, college expenses and even student loan repayments.

4. T-shirt quilt. For more of a sentimental gift, gather all your kids’ old sports or other event t-shirts and turn them into a quilt. They may not love it today as much as they would the hottest gadget, but they’ll treasure the memories as time goes on.

2. Life insurance. This is probably the last thing on a young person’s list of wishes but buying a life insurance policy now when they’re young and healthy will ensure coverage later in life when they may not be insurable. Having a life insurance policy through Erie Insurance with a Guaranteed Insurability Option rider (GIO) can bring peace of mind that kids, or grandkids, are covered should they develop a life threatening condition. A policy is an affordable way to protect loved ones and help them pay off debts, living expenses and even medical bills.

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Avoid the holiday crowds at the stores this year and channel your money into a gift your loved ones will truly appreciate for years to come.

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1. Christmas trees are grown in all 50 states including Hawaii and Alaska.

2. Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph’s red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system.

3. The Germans made the first artificial Christmas trees out of dyed goose feathers.

4. Each year more than 3 billion Christmas cards are sent in the U.S. alone.

5. All the gifts in the Twelve Days of Christmas would equal 364 gifts.

The “true love” mentioned in the song “Twelve Days of Christmas” does not refer to a romantic couple, but the Catholic Church’s code for God. The person who receives the gifts represents someone who has accepted that code. For example, the “partridge in a pear tree” represents Christ. The “two turtledoves” represent the Old and New Testaments.

6. According to data analyzed from Facebook posts, two weeks before Christmas is one of the two most popular times for couples to break up. However, Christmas Day is the least favorite day for breakups.

7. Most of Santa’s reindeer have male-sounding names, such as Blitzen, Comet, and Cupid. However, male reindeers shed their antlers around Christmas, so the reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh are likely not male, but female or castrated.

8. In A.D. 350, Pope Julius I, bishop of Rome, proclaimed December 25 the official celebration date for the birthday of Christ.

9. The traditional three colors of Christmas are green, red, and gold. Green has long been a symbol of life and rebirth; red symbolizes the blood of Christ, and gold represents light as well as wealth and royalty.

10. The world’s largest Christmas stocking measured 106 feet and 9 inches (32.56 m) long and 49 feet and 1 inch (14.97 m) wide. It weighed as much as five reindeer and held almost 1,000 presents. It was made by the Children’s Society in London on December 14, 2007.

11. Christmas trees have been sold in the U.S. since 1850.

12. Christmas trees usually grow for about 15 years before they are sold.

13. Many European countries believed that spirits, both good and evil, were active during the Twelve Days of Christmas. These spirits eventually evolved into Santa’s elves, especially under the influence of Clement C. Moore’s The Night Before Christmas (1779-1863) illustrated by Thomas Nast (1840-1902).

14. Each year there are approximately 20,000 “rent-a-Santas” across the United States. “Rent-a-Santas” usually undergo seasonal training on how to maintain a jolly attitude under pressure from the public. They also receive practical advice, such as not accepting money from parents while children are looking and avoiding garlic, onions, or beans for lunch.

15. Alabama was the first state in the United States to officially recognize Christmas in 1836. And Oklahoma was the last U.S. state to declare Christmas a legal holiday, in 1907.

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Merry Christmas everyone! I wish you and your families the best Christmas ever. Remember the true reason for this Holiday. May God watch over you. I have chosen to write about Christmas.

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Don’t forget December 21st is the first day of winter.

Christians, as well as culturally by many non-Christians, and forms an integral part of the holiday season organized around it. The traditional Christmas narrative recounted in the New Testament, known as the Nativity of Jesus, says that Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in accordance with messianic prophecies. When Joseph and Mary arrived in the city, the inn had no room and so they were offered a stable where the Christ Child was soon The first recorded Christmas celebration was December 25, 336 AD. born, with angels proclaiming this news The date was chosen because it is nine to shepherds who then spread the word. months after the Annunciation, which There are different hypotheses regarding the date of Jesus' birth and in the early celebrates Christ’s conception in the womb of the Virgin Mary, on March 25 fourth century, the church fixed the date as December 25. This corresponds to the (also the date of the spring equinox). traditional date of the winter solstice on Because there was/is significance the Roman calendar. It is exactly nine to the amount of time between the months after Annunciation on March 25, spring equinox and Christmas Day. also the date of the spring equinox. Most Christmas is an annual festival Christians celebrate on December 25 in commemorating the birth of Jesus the Gregorian calendar, which has been Christ, observed primarily on adopted almost universally in the civil December 25 as a religious and calendars used in countries throughout cultural celebration among billions the world. However, part of the Eastern of people around the world. A feast Christian Churches celebrates Christmas central to the Christian liturgical on December 25 of the older Julian year, it is preceded by the season calendar, which currently corresponds to of Advent or the Nativity Fast and January 7 in the Gregorian calendar. For initiates the season of Christmastide, Christians, believing that God came into which historically in the West lasts the world in the form of man to atone for twelve days and culminates on the sins of humanity, rather than knowing Twelfth Night. Christmas Day is a Jesus' exact birth date, is considered to public holiday in many countries, is be the primary purpose in celebrating celebrated religiously by a majority of Christmas. The celebratory customs associated in various countries with Christmas have a mix of pre-Christian, Christian, and secular themes and origins.

Popular modern customs of the holiday include gift giving; completing an Advent calendar or Advent wreath; Christmas music and caroling; viewing a Nativity play; an exchange of Christmas cards; church services; a special meal; and the display of various Christmas decorations, including Christmas trees, Christmas lights, nativity scenes, garlands, wreaths, mistletoe, and holly. In addition, several closely related and often interchangeable figures, known as Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, and Christkind, are associated with bringing gifts to

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The history of Christmas trees goes back to the symbolic use of evergreens in ancient Egypt and Rome and continues with the German tradition of candlelit Christmas trees first brought to America in the 1800s. Discover the history of the Christmas tree, from the earliest winter solstice celebrations to Queen Victoria’s decorating habits and the annual lighting of the Rockefeller Center tree in New York City. Long before the advent of Christianity, plants and trees that remained green all year had a special meaning for people in the winter. Just as people today decorate their homes during the festive season with pine, spruce, and fir trees, ancient peoples hung evergreen boughs over their doors and windows. In many countries it was believed that evergreens would keep away witches, ghosts, evil spirits, and illness.

The modern Christmas tree, though, originated in western Germany. The main prop of a popular medieval play about Adam and Eve was a “paradise tree,” a fir tree hung with apples, that represented the Garden of Eden. The Germans set up a paradise tree in their homes on December 24, the religious feast day of Adam and Eve. They hung wafers on it (symbolizing the Eucharistic host, the Christian sign of redemption); in a later tradition the wafers were replaced by cookies of various shapes.

Candles, symbolic of Christ as the light of the world, were often added. In the same room was the “Christmas pyramid,”

a triangular construction of wood that had shelves to hold Christmas figurines and was decorated with evergreens, candles, and a star.

By the 16th century the Christmas pyramid and the paradise tree had merged, becoming the Christmas tree. The custom was widespread among the German Lutherans by the 18th century, but it was not until the following century that the Christmas tree became a deep-rooted German tradition. Introduced into England in the early 19th century, the Christmas tree was popularized in the mid19th century by German-born Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria.

The Victorian tree was decorated with toys and small gifts, candles, candies, popcorn strings, and fancy cakes hung from the branches by ribbons and by paper chains.

History of Santa Claus otherwise known as Saint Nicholas or Kris Kringle—has a long history steeped in Christmas traditions. Today, he is thought of mainly as the jolly man in red who brings toys to good girls and boys on Christmas Eve, but his story stretches all the way back to the 3rd century, when Saint Nicholas walked the earth and became the patron saint of children. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas.

It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey.

Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. It is said that he gave away all of his inherited wealth and traveled the countryside helping the poor and sick.

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It’s the week of the Winter Solstice and Christmas, which of course means it’s also my birthday week. This is historically the week of the year I mentally and financially come apart at the seams, so in lieu of gifts just send hopes and prayers this year goes better than the last!

I’ve got to say, 36 was not my best year. In fact it might very well have been the worst I’ve had to date. From the very start, the day I turned 36 was a dumpster fire that is still lingering fresh in my mind 365 days later and is ending with narrowly dodging a Christmastime layoff. In between I’ve had unforeseen health problems, ended longterm friendships, lost my dog of 17 years, encountered a couple come-to-Jesus blowouts with my family, spent half my life in a car or hotel, struggled with finances and completely abandoned all hope of a romantic life following one too many disappointments.

All that to say, this has been my most tremendous year of growth- as they say, tough times make tough people, so ultimately I am grateful for every second of turmoil, trials and tribulations. The lessons I’ve learned and the inner work I’ve done have elevated me to a point I do not recognize

the person I was last year. I am mentally at a place of inner peace, acceptance and gratitude I’ve never before experienced and it’s the most liberating feeling in the world.

This was a much-needed year of isolation and self-reflection that has resulted in empathy instead of impatience for others and appreciation instead of belittlement for myself. I’m proud to say my relationship with my family has become much close and far more honest, my small inner circle is comprised of uplifting and inspiring people, and through the hardships of illness, death and homesickness I’ve stopped taking the truly important things for granted. There is no designer label or luxury vehicle that can compensate for the comfort of your own home, the unconditional love of a dog, or a healthy body that can take you anywhere.

I’m kicking 37 off on a totally different foot. Gone are the unrealistic, superficial resolutions of the past that I abandon a week into the New Year. I’m starting with a very well-timed new career role.

This opportunity is affording me far better benefits and ½ the territory of my former job, which means way less time on the road. Following a month of inexplicable and severe head pain, I’m finally back to normal and am showing appreciation for my health by treating my body correctly with

proper nutrition, exercise and rest. And instead of racking up more high interest debt on a blowout birthday full of stupid materialistic crap, I’m being treated to a small dinner by genuine people who love me.

The new me that came out on the other side of 36 is a bit disheveled, but better for the wear. She’s only interested in quality experiences, actions over words, and letting things come and go with peace.

Finally, like the rest of you I will be enjoying Christmas and New Year over the remaining 2 weeks of 2022. I’m so blessed to enjoy another year of traditions with my family, and even if things are strained in your own situation I urge you to have gratitude for any silver linings there may be, no matter how thin. Having just come off such a rocky year, I fully understand that the holidays can actually be a crushing time for people experiencing pain, loss or grief. The good thing about those feelings is that you’re still feeling something which means you’re still here, and every single day is the opportunity for the pendulum to swing in another direction.

No matter how bad things are, there is someone out there who envies something you possess, be it family, food, health, or wealth. And I’ve found that the more gratitude I express for the things I currently have, the more blessings that come. If all you can do is put one foot in

front of the other to get through the holiday season, at least be grateful there will be days on the other side for a fresh start and the opportunity to change the things you can control.

I’m so excited to spend the 23rd-25th in the Tri-Cities, which has done a tremendous job of capturing the magic of Christmas. From the enchanted forest of lighted trees in downtown Johnson City, to the ice rink and light garden at the Elizabethton Covered bridge, I don’t remember a time when my hometown has ever been so beautiful. I hope each of you has a chance to take in the sights and sounds of the season and find peace and joy in the coming New Year.

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Christmas on Mistletoe Farm Every year during the holidays we are bombarded with new Christmas movies and specials to join the long time classics we enjoy viewing. Most of the holiday films include kids, a potential romance, animals, a dire situation, and a few eccentric characters. Well all of the aforementioned are in the new film, "Christmas on Mistletoe Farm", now streaming. The British made film follows the Cunningham family of London as they carry out their daily routines and prepare for Christmas. Scott Cunningham (Scott Garnham) is widowed (see above) and is raising five kids and trying to be the best at his high rise office job while dealing with his demanding boss Ms Fletcher( Ashley Jensen). While at work one day Scott opens an email regarding a farm left to him by his long absent father.

After the shock subsides, he decides to take the kids out for a visit during the holidays much to the displeasure of Ms Fletcher who insists he have his important work assignment completed ASAP without distractions. Upon arrival at the farm the family is greeted

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by the various animals residing there, and experience some issues in the farm house. When the kids visit the barn they are surprised by the presence of a man named Beano (Scott Paige), who is the farmhand. Beano, who is definitely eccentric (again see above), wins the kids over with his wacky charm and introduces them to all the animals in the barn. Meanwhile, Scott is trying to work on his assignment but is continually interrupted by happenings on the farm that need his attention.

While he is in the barn, local veterinarian Miss Ashley (Kathryn Drysdale) pops in and she and Scott immediately clash (see above), but you know they will eventually get together. Later Beano takes the family to meet the local village people (yes the movie includes a rendition of a Village People hit), and they are very welcoming and are excited to have the new residents. The group even includes a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker!

The meeting with the local residents convinces Scott he wants to return to London, but his kids love the farm and the local residents and want to stay.

The kids, along with Beano and the local residents, devise a plan to keep the Cunninghams there, which includes getting Scott and Miss Ashely together. As all the aforementioned is taking place, Ms Fletcher is back in London fuming about Scott's situation, and has decided to visit the farm to see what is going on.

Scott has also responded to a flyer he found at the farm about developers wanting to buy the farm (see above to complete the plot points), and eventually two men visit the farm in hopes of making the purchase. As one might expect, Scott eventually

falls in love with the farm, the locals, and Miss Ashley, and decides he wants to stay there forever. The film ends with a shocking surprise for Scott, and a hoedown in the Cunningham's barn featuring the entire cast.

The film is holiday fluff, and would be right at home on the Hallmark Channel, which is fine. I did love the fact the film is set in England, as I remember watching a British holiday film last year which I enjoyed. The only annoyance I had with the film was the character of Beano,

who is often more silly than funny, but I'm sure younger kids will like him. Beano aside, "Christmas on Mistletoe Farm" is a holiday treat for the entire family, with the beautiful scenery of the English countryside adding to the enjoyment of the film. Just don't expect anything unique from the film other than the lovely British accents. Now playing on Netflix. (Rated TV-G)

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, as I wasn’t there. I was doing one of those things where I agreed to help a friend, for good reasons, but then found myself wondering why I was going through with it. The Christmas season means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. If you, like I, are a portly and jolly person, then it means that sometimes people are asking you to be a wayward Santa on demand.

“I have a big ask of you, can you call me?” the text message said, the one that showed up on my phone two weeks before Christmas. It was Mark, an old friend of mine who was just about tired of jokes over his name and its correlation to a certain character from a certain bad movie. “Hey! What are you doing on Christmas Eve?” Mark asked. “Same old, same old,” I said.

“I’m going to spend time with the family, go home, drink egg nog, and get way too emotional about my most recent divorce.”

“Sounds...festive!” Mark said, trying to hide the tone in his voice that said: “That’s so very very sad!” Mark proposed an idea to me. An alternate plan for my December 24th. “I want the kids to spy Santa in the field behind my grandmother’s house.

What would you think of being up to the task? I’ll get you a suit and beard, but I want them to get just the slightest glimpse of you with your goodie bag walking around on Christmas Eve.” I took a beat, a pause to mull it over, and to see what the forecast might be for that night. Mark was concerned with the silence

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on my end. “You...you there?” he said cautiously. “Yeah, I’m here. I’m just…” the following pause was actually only that. A pause. A short breath between words, but it felt like an hour as I mulled it all over in my head. But who am I to let children down on Christmas? Who am I to maybe take away the magic of life from people who are already full of magic? The magic that a world that is all too dark and annoying needs more of?

The “I’m just...” was followed by “...thinking about what time I could break away from the family gathering to do this for you!” Mark was elated, an overwhelming excitement-filled each and every breath of the words that came from him for the rest of that conversation. He and I would meet for lunch later that week and hatch it all out.

A week passed before we were able to meet for Lunch. As soon as the menus were taken away, Mark placed a three-ring binder on the table. It was full of plans, details, maps to his grandmother’s house, and—believe it or not—storyboards of how he’d like it to look from the view of the back porch window. Either Mark had had an epic brainstorming session in the week since our phone call, or, what was more likely, he had been planning this for months and only most recently got up the courage to ask me. Alternatively, many people could have turned him down and I was the first who said yes.

“OK. So. I want this to happen just as the kids are going to bed, almost as if Santa knows exactly they are on their way to bed. So I figure if you can be in the field around 8:50, that would be perfect! We can get them up to bed around 8:53, just start walking your way across the field, lengthwise to the house, at 8:54. That should give the right amount of time for perfect staging.” It was at this point that I wondered what all I was getting into and that Mark should apply for a job at Barter Theatre.

Mark would bring my suit, beard, and goodie bag—stuffed with dummy gifts— over on the 23rd, we would have till the 28th to get it back to the costume shop. Mark would take care of all that, coming over to pick it up on the 27th.

His grandmother’s house was out in the country, you’d have to take one of those lonely back roads to get to it, it didn’t look too bad, only about 20 minutes from my house. If I left my family gathering at 8:00, I would have time to run home, change, and get in place in the field. I had always wondered what it must be like to be the actual Santa, to pull off all these amazing

feats in one night. Now here I was, charged with a minor feat, and wondering how I could be a jolly old Elf tramping across a field on a dark and cold night.

concerned. I messaged Mark, my phone said it was 8:49, so I waited a few seconds till 8:50 and messaged him “Ho Ho is here-o.” Mark sent back a smiley face.

As planned, on the 23rd Mark came by with the suit, beard, and goodie bag. I picked up the bag and was shocked to see that it felt hefty “I thought you said you were putting dummy gifts in it?” I asked.

“Well, yeah. But I wanted to go for realism so there are some weights I put in some of the boxes. Just a few pounds!” Again, Mark should apply to work for Barter.

We planed to communicate via text messages, so I had my phone very close to hand on Christmas Eve.

As I waited there, I suddenly felt something on my skin. A drop of something cold, and then another drop of something wet. Rain. It was starting to rain, ever so. Not a downpour, not a storm, but just enough rain to soak a moron dressed up as Santa Claus in a field holding a weighted bag out in the country on a cold night. My layers were now useless, holding in the wet and drawing the cold er’e near’r. My phone vibrated.

“Hope that didn’t get you too bad! Count to 30 then start walking.”

I felt like I was in a 1960s heist film. I wondered if I should walk around town singing “E-O-Eleven.” We didn’t have synchronized watches, but we had synchronized iPhones. With a sense of the theme to “Mission: Impossible” in my head, at eight o’clock on the dot, I left my family gathering at went home. I arrived home at 8:12. At 8:15 I fed my cat, then went into the bedroom to get changed.

I loaded the bag into the back of my Honda, a red SUV, which was extremely appropriate, and I left my house at 8:23.

With a call time of 8:50, things were going right on schedule.

Driving on the lonely, country road, was… well...lonely. The road seemed to be nothing but hills and curves, till I finally arrived at the huge property which the house sat on. Mark had told me to pull along the side of an old barn, about a third of a mile away from the house.

Everyone knew that I was coming, so I didn’t have to worry about sounding any alarms. I parked and turn my car off, looking at my watch it was 8:44. Given the five minute walk to the field, and the time it would take to get my gear together, it looked like things were going exactly as planned.

I got out of my car, grabbed my bag, and began my walk. I looked up at the sky. The forecast had said it was to be a midnight clear, but in fact, it looked rather cloudy. It was cold, but it wasn’t intolerable as I had layered up heavily under my costume.

I was to start at the first fence post that lined the back of the yard. It was a chainlink fence, so plenty of visibility for all

As I began my trek across the field, my feet began to squish as my boots walked into the soft ground. I began to silently sing to myself “You better watch out, you better not cry, Santa Claus is Squishing to Town.” I kept looking down and forward, but out the corner of my right eye I could barely make out commotion happening in the house. I saw the back porch light go on, I saw the blur of tiny shadows jumping up and down. The porch light went off, and I reached the end of the field. My phone vibrated again, “All clear! Great job!

They’re so excited!!! Merry Christmas!”

Santa Andy hopped back into his Honda drawn sleigh and headed for home.

Getting there, to a house that was empty and quiet, I tossed the costume off, filled up a tub with water as hot as I could stand it, and climbed in for a long Winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my tub to see what was the matter. Rushing outside in my PJs, coat, and robe, there he was. The real St. Nick was up on the rooftop, clicking and all.

“Hey, Santa!” I exclaimed, and the old man turned and fell with abound. Santa had fallen off my roof, and he didn’t seem all too well. Anyways, the point of the matter is I’ve been Santa Claused now and soon I’ll be in all y’all’s homes and moving to the North Pole. So do me a favor, no cookies with nuts in them, please? I see you when you’re sleeping you know. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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