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National Mental Health Awareness Week May 10-16, 2022

Volume 03 Issue 33 Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative DIrector Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Peggy Gale DIstribution Elizabeth Armstrong Sales Jessica Carlisle Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre

your week’s line-up

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Mother's Day

04 Spotlight 05 The McKinney Center Announces May’s Conversations That Matter 07 Karaoke

Andy Ross

08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 11 Things To Do 13 WQUT Concert Schedule 14 Biker Events by Biker Wear

18 Tri-Cities Faces and Places

Kathie Scalf Ken Silvers

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Wendy Hayden

Tiebreakers VIP Party

22 Travel to a Time When

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07 Trivia

16 Tri-Cities Faces and Places

Contributing Staff

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Connect Downtown Johnson City is pleased to announce that live music will be returning for twelve Friday nights to King Commons. Fridays After 5, is a free summer concert series returning for the second season at King Commons from 6:308:30pm starting on Friday, May 13.

FA5 will run every Friday, May 13- August 5 bringing a wide range of music genres, family activities, craft beer, and food trucks on site.

With an eclectic band lineup, featuring bands from inside and outside of the region, Fridays After 5 is the perfect event for families, residents, and visitors of all ages. Attendees are encouraged to pick up a to-

go order from their favorite downtown restaurant or enjoy food from our featured food truck to enjoy with the live music on the terraced area of King Commons. Outside food is encouraged, but outside beverages are prohibited.

Fridays After 5 is a free event funded by local sponsorships. This year’s music is made possible by sponsors including Cherokee Distributing, PepsiCo, Highland Brewing, Eastman Credit Union, Visit Johnson City, the Atlantic Ale House, Carnegie Hotel and many more. If your business is interested in sponsoring an individual night, please reach out to Lindsey Jones at : jones@downtownjc.com

Acoustic Syndicate

If Birds Could Fly

The public is encouraged to follow Downtown Johnson City on Instagram, Facebook or check the website, downtownjc.com/ fa5 for more information.

This year’s lineup includes: Season 1 May 13- If Birds Could Fly May 20 – Florencia and the Feeling May 27 – The Brothers Gillespie June 10Dimestore Cowboys June 17Abby Bryant and the Echoes June 24Nicholas Jamerson and the Morning Jays Season 2 July 1- Rebekah Todd July 8- Joe Hertler and the Rainbow Seekers July 15- Virginia Man

July 22 – Sons of Sailors (Jimmy Buffet Cover Band – BEACH NIGHT) July 29- Clint Park August 5Acoustic Syndicate Connect Downtown Johnson City is the accredited nonprofit Main Street organization, whose mission is to foster a thriving downtown ecosystem that is desirable for residents, businesses, and visitors by forging partnerships and facilitating community connections. By organizing events like Fridays After 5, Connect Downtown is able to support local downtown merchants, coordinate public space improvements, and much more. You can find out more about this organization at downtownjc.com.

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Fridays After 5 Returns to Downtown Johnson City Next Week

Spotlight

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Johnson City, Tn Johnson City, TN TUESDAY MAY 10th Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza WEDNESDAY May 11th HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza Jason Ellis8:30pm at Wild Wing Cafe THURSDAY May 12th Justin Mychals 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza EC Frazier7:00pm KC at Sonny’s Marina FRIDAY May 13th Hogslop String Band 8:00pm at The Down Home Savage Outlaws Band 8:00pm at Tulips Pub & Grub Night Breed 9:30pm at Wild Wing Cafe The Maggie Valley Band The Dimestore Cowboys Shake it Like A Caveman 10:00pm at Capone’s

SATURDAY May 14th Shadowplay 7:00pm KC at Sonny’s Marina Webb Wilder 8:00pm at The Down Home Alexis May Band 8:00pm at Tulips Pub & Grub 8 Second Ride 9:30pm at Wild Wing Cafe Sick Beyond with 1134 and Failure 2 Conform 10:00pm at Capone’s

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Crash Test Radio 7:00pm at Quaker Steak & Lube FRIDAY May 13th Julie Williams 7:00pm at Michael Waltrip Brewing Co. Victor Lawson & Boogie Chillen 7:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ Bryan Cox 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Coal Camp 8:00pm at Quaker Steak

FRIDAY May 13th Trevor Meade 7:00pm at Krazy Chicken KPT Shooter Band 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar SATURDAY May 14th Trevor Meade 7:00pm at Krazy Chicken KPT Borderline Band 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

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Downtown Country 6:30pm at Jiggy Ray’s

WEDNESDAY May 11th Salty Cox 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House THURSDAY May12th Scotty Melton 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

Black Hollow Road 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House The Swagtones 8:00pm at Quaker Steak & Lube Asylum Suite 7:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ Elizabethton Elizabethton, TN TUESDAY May 10th

Saturday May 14th Steven Baker 6:00pm at Bonnie Kate Theater Some Old Friends 7:00pm at Riverside Taphouse

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enormous popularity over the past Johnson City to host first annual 2022 Appalachian Open Men’s and several years. The Appalachian Open has divisions for Juniors Women’s Wakesurf Competition (under 12) all the way up through The Appalachian Open is a Masters (over 45) plus amateur, Competitive Wakesurfing Outlaw and Professional.

Association (CWSA) sanctioned silver level event. Professional and semi pro riders from across the United States will be competing for their share of $5000 in cash and other prizes. Event organizers are anticipating approximately 60 competitors from across North America. All net proceeds from the event will benefit Operation Wakesurf, a non-profit organization committed to supporting Veterans and First Responders.

Wakesurfing is a water sport that takes place using a towboat that is specifically engineered to create surfable wakes. The surfers are not tethered in any way to the boat, but are instead free to ride the endless wave created by the boat as it displaces water. It has gained

“We are very excited to bring this new event to Johnson City. Winged Deer Park is an excellent venue for the competitors as well as spectators, and we encourage the community to come out and see what this sport is all about.” Said event director, Joe Brown.

The event will start June 4th, 2022 at 8:00 AM at Winged Deer Park Lakefront in Johnson CIty. Please visit www.thecwsa.org/ events/2022/appalachianopen for more information. This event is being sponsored by CBK Watersports, Centurion Boats, No Coast Surfers, WakeOutfitters, Boardco, Sound Decisions, H20Proshops.com, Wakeballast, and Ronix Wake.

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Johnson City to Host Men’s and Women’s Wakesurf Competition

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Karaoke at Numan’s - JohnsonEntertainment City Karaoke with Absolute at The Pub Out Back Karaoke with Bert & L.A. at Kingsport Moose Lodge 7pm (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm

WEDNESDAY

WEDNESDAY

Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City Karaoke Night at Eric Wonderland Karaoke w/ HuskinsLounge VFW and PostBar 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke NightSteak at Wonderland Lounge and Bar Karaoke at Quaker and Lube (Bristol, VA) 7pm Johnson Moose City, TN 9pm6pm Karaoke at- Kingsport Lodge Karaoke with RonValley at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm Karaoke at Thunder Tavern 8pm

THURSDAY THURSDAY

Karaoke at Zachary’s Steakhouse Karaoke with Karaoke with Open Mic Entertainment Michael’s Krazy Karaoke at Stateline Bar & Grill at Wild Wing Café Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez Top Shelf Entertainment Wild Wings Café JC Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN at 10pm Karaoke at Numan’s Johnson City Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN Karaoke at Hell JiggyYeah Rays Pizzeria Abby’s Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar - Kingsport, TN 8pm 8pm Karaoke w/Tony & RodToad at CJ’sTavern Sports Bar Karaoke at Tipsy - JonesboroughTN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub 7pm Karaoke at Tipsy Toad (Jonesborough) Open Mic & Karaoke at Wonderland Lounge/Bar N Grill Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub 7-10 Karaoke at Midnight - Brtistol, Karaoke w/ EricOasis Huskins VFWTNPost 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Sonny's Marina/The French Quarter Restaurant Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm

FRIDAY

Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment FRIDAY at Rainbow Asian Cuisine 9pm

Karaoke w/ Shane Rouse at Bear’s Bar Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 8:30pm 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 – Johnson Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at City Tulips Grub & Pub 8-11 Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Michael Hawkins at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) –Macado’s Bristol, VA Kingsport Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City Karaoke at 27 Lions (Marion, VA) 9:00pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine 9pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Laurel Marina on South Holsten 9pm

SATURDAY

Trivia TUESDAY

Wild Wing Café JC- Team Trivia Tuesdays 8:30pm Johnson City Brewing Company- Trivia Tuesdays 7pm Aubrey’s Johnson City- Trivia Night 7pm 27 Lions - Trivia Night 7pm Union Street Taproom - DJ Trivia 6pm

WEDNESDAY

Tipton Street Pub- Trivia Wednesdays 9pm Aubrey’s Bristol- Trivia Night 7pm Johnson City Moose Lodge 1831 - DJ Trivia 7pm Tipsy Toad (Jonesborough) - Trivia 7pm

THURSDAY

Holy Taco & Cantina Trivia Night 9pm JRH Brewing - Trivia Night 7pm Mellow Mushroom Johnson City - Mellow Trivia 7pm Gypsy Circus Cider Company - Trivia 6:30pm

MONDAY

Barley Waters- Trivia Night 7pm Yee-Haw Brewing- Trivia Mondays 7pm Woodstone Deli - DJ Trivia 7pm Model City Tap House - Live Team Trivia Night 7pm

SATURDAY

Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub 8-11 Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City Karaoke w/ Tony & Rod at CJ’s Sports Bar

SUNDAY 7pm Open Mic with Karaoke at Go Burrito Johnson City Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6pm

MONDAY

Karaoke at Thunder Valley Tavern 8pm

**The schedule is subject to change due to the request for social distancing at this time.**

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Maggie weighs 64 lbs, has a gorgeous dark brindle coat and gold eyes, and is great on a leash, harness and house trained and loves to play in the grass in the dog lot. Maggie was

surrendered due to having food allergies. We changed her diet and it cleared up within several days. Due to being high energy, Maggie would be better with kids 7 yrs old and up, is dog selective, but NO on cats. Maggie has been spayed and is current on her vaccinations.

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Boost Your Mental Health - Four Easy Steps By [https://EzineArticles.com/expert/ Denisa_Milucka/1036404] Denisa Milucka We are all fully aware of how good physical health undeniably contributes to a good quality life. However, there are still many of us who do not realize that good mental health is equally important.

In fact, good mental health is a necessity if one wants to live a complete and full life. It is now widely recognized that those with good emotional health are more likely to handle life’s inevitable challenges, build strong relationships, cope with bad things and bounce back to move on, and thus lead more productive, fulfilling lives.

The absence of good mental health manifests itself in various mental health problems, such as anxiety, depression, or other psychological issues. It is the presence of positive thinking and positive characteristics in our lives that is crucial for emotional stability because not feeling bad is NOT the same as feeling good. As such, we all should make sure that we do not neglect our mental health but do all we can to maintain it and, more important, to boost it any time possible.

The recent mental health statistics show that 1 in 4 people will experience some kind of mental health problem in the course of a year. Such problems are equally common in men and women, but the types of problems differ. Women are one-and-a-half times more likely to be affected by anxiety and depression, while men suffer more from substance abuse and anti-social personality disorders. Men are also more prone to suicide. Serious mental health problems are also more common than people think, 1 in 100 has a severe mental health condition such as schizophrenia or bipolar disorder.

So how do we ensure that our mental health stays at its best? What can we do to boost it, and how do we maintain positivity in our lives? The good news is that there are indeed many things we can do to boost our mood, to build our resilience and to lead more enjoyable lives.

Depression is commonly associated with sleep problems so by introducing regular exercise individuals can increase their levels of activity and consequently improve their sleeping patterns. Regular exercise reduces stress and tension and helps clear the mind.

situations in our lives, such as, relationship break ups, putting on weight, not getting the job we want, can dramatically lower our self-esteem.

People wishing to improve their selfesteem must treat themselves in a positive but honest way.

Another benefit of exercise is that it contributes to a more positive body image, which can be helpful for those wishing to increase their self-confidence and self-esteem. Having more positive body image and feeling better about the way we are perceived means that we do not mind socializing and feel good around others.

Managing your stress levels - reduce your working hours, ask for help, get some regular ‘me-time’ when you can completely relax and unwind by developing good relationships with your friends, family or your partner.

2) Build Your Resilience

In order to cope with life’s ups and downs and to strengthen our mental health it is necessary to build up our emotional resilience. This is our ability to maintain, or recover good feeling about ourselves, independent of the environment we may 1) Improve Your Physical Health find ourselves in. Emotional resilience can The best way is to introduce some type of be achieved in many ways but the most regular exercise into your weekly routine. crucial are by: Exercise not only strengthens the hearth Talking to someone, e.g. to a friend, and lungs, but also releases serotonin, family member or a counsellor, because dopamine, norepinephrine, and communication releases tension that may endorphins that have an energizing effect build up inside. and lift our mood. The effects of exercise are felt instantly, unlike drugs which can Improving your self-esteem - this is particularly important since many take several weeks to kick in.

and emotionally.

4) Do Not Assume That it is Too Late to Make Changes Whatever internal or external risk factors have shaped your mental health, remember, these can always be counteracted with protective factors such as a healthy lifestyle, strong relationships and many coping strategies. So do not give up!

Denisa Milucka. A Graduate Member of British Psychological Society. I have And eventually, enjoying yourself! worked in the field of mental health for several years. I have been interested 3) Take Care of Yourself in promoting the awareness of mental It is important that you pay attention to health and related psychological issues, your own needs and feelings. You must such as the occurrence of various strive to achieve a balance between your personality disorders, their symptoms, daily responsibilities and the things you treatment and coping strategies. If you enjoy, in order to prevent a build up of would like to know more about currently stress and negative emotions. Consider recognized personality disorders, please learning and discovering new things, visit my website below: [http://www. which is strongly encouraged as well as the pursuit of the beauty of nature or art. borderlinepersonalitydisorderStudies show that simply walking through symptoms.com/] a garden can lower blood pressure and or my new blog on: http://www.allaboutreduce stress, so if you want to achieve a personalitydisorders.blogspot.com/ natural high and feel good go for a stroll in a park or an art gallery. Finally, choose Article Source: [http://EzineArticles. com/?Boost-Your-Mental-Health---Foura well balanced diet and limit your Easy-Steps&id=6252795] Boost Your alcohol intake and it is guaranteed that you will feel much better, both physically Mental Health - Four Easy Steps

JOHNSON CITY SATURDAYS ACOA (adult children of alcoholics) 1:30-3:00pm.

Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149 TUESDAY MAY 10TH Pottery Mobile for Your Garden 6:00pm at ArtCurious Studio THURSDAY MAY 12TH Free Faith and Family Skate Night 6:00pm at Johnson City Family Skate Center SATURDAY MAY 14TH Storytime & PaintNarwhals love Nachos 10:00am at Into the Fire Blue Ridge Artisan Days 10:00am at Freedom Hall Amanda Murr Fine Art: Spring Soirée 12:00pm at Monkee's of Johnson City 127th Birthday Bash 4:30 at Johnson City Public Library

KINGSPORT THURSDAY MAY 12 IBN Biz Lunch 11:30am at Pratt's BBQ SATURDAY MAY 14TH Farmer's Market 7:00am at Kingsport Farmers Market

Keep Kingsport Beautiful Riverview Cleanup 9:00am at The Splash Pad Nature: Wolf Howling 10:00am at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium Racks by the Tracks 11:00am at Kingsport Farmers Market Guided History Hike – 4 Mile 1:00pm at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium "All the Feels" - A Mental Health Awareness Journey and Benefit Show 7:30pm at The Renissance Arts Center

Youth Music Festival & Competition 12:00pm at Southwest Virginia Cultural Center & Marketplace SUNDAY MAY 15TH Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

COMEDY SHOWCASE WEDNESDAYS Comedy Open Mic 7:30pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club THURSDAY MAY 12TH The Dirty Show 7:30pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club FRIDAY MAY 13TH Kathe Farris 7:30pm

DAMASCUS, VA

at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

FRI MAY 13 - SUN MAY 15 Appalachian Trail Days at Downtown Damascus

SATURDAY MAY 14TH

JONESBOROUGH

TUESDAYS BRISTOL Jonesborough Storytelling Guild “Stories n’More” Show SATURDAY MAY 14TH 7:00pm at The International Street Fights 2:00pm Storytelling Center at Bristol Dragway THURSDAY MAY 12TH Raising the Barre: A Night Out Ms. Brown's End of the Year at Our New Home 7:00pm at Program7:00pm The Bristol Ballet Company at The McKinney Center ABINGDON, VA SATURDAY MAY 14TH WEDNESDAY MAY 12TH Farmer's Market 8:00am at Jonesborough Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Farmers Market Community Center Cactus Garden Workshop FRIDAY MAY 13TH 11:00am at Mill Spring Movies for Grown-Ups 2:00pm at Makers Market Washington Co. Public Library Historic Jonesborough SATURDAY MAY 14TH Town Tour 1:00pm at Farmer's Market 8:00am at Chester Inn State Historic Site and Museum Abingdon Farmers Market

Kathe Farris 7:30 at Blue Ridge Comedy Club SATURDAY MAY 21TH Improv Open Mic 8:00pm at Wallace Theatre SATURDAY MAY 28TH Comedy Showcase 8:00pm at Wallace Theatre

Songs of the Railroad Fundraiser 1:30pm at Jonesborough United Methodist Church SUNDAY MAY 15TH Yoga in the Park 6:00pm at Jonesborough Repertory Theatre

ERWIN SAT MAY 14- SUN MAY 15TH NOLI ACA Swiftwater Rescue Course 8:00am at USA Raft Adventure Resort

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CONCERT SCHEDULE KNOXVILLE TN

Bristol

Knoxville

PARAMOUNT May 15 Scotty McCreery May 20 Get The Led Out May 29 Million Dollar Quartet Aug 19 The Reep & Reno Comedy Show

TENNESSEE THEATRE May 4 Tom Segura May 13 Blue Man Group May 22 Needtobreathe May 24 In This Moment with Bad Omens and DED May 29 Bonnie Raitt Jun 7 Shen Yun Jun 16 Three Dog Night Jul 22 1964: The Tribute Aug 14 Brit Floyd Aug 17 Weird Al Yankovic Aug 18 Amy Grant Aug 27 Little River Band

BRISTOL TN/VA

CAMEO THEATER May 20 Bellamy Brother May 27 Firefall & Atlanta Rhythm Section BRISTOL MOTOR SPEEDWAY Sept 30-Oct 1 Country Thunder Music Festival with Morgan Wallen, Jason Aldean, Hardy, Lauren Alaina, Tracy Lawrence, Travis Tritt and others

May 7 May 8 Jun 21 Jun 24 Jun 25 Jun 30 Jul 8/9

Deftones Mike Epps Comedy Tour Train Bon Iver Ben Rector 5 Seconds of Summer Brandi Carlile

RYMAN AUDITORIUM May 3 Van Horrison May 5 Melissa Etheridge May 6-8 Billy Strings May 9 Primus May 12 Don McLean May 19 George Thorogood and the Destroyers May 26/27 Bonnie Raitt May 28 Weird Al Yankovic Jun 24 Kraftwerk June 25 Mandy Moore

THOMPSON BOWLING ARENA May 7 Shinedown BRISTOL RHYTHM & ROOTS REUNION May 14 Brooks & Dunn with Walker Sept 9-11 JJ Grey and Mofro, Tanya Hayes & Morgan Wade Tucker, Roseanne Cash, Del McCoury Band, May 31 Paul McCartney ASCEND AMPHITHEATER Jerry Douglas Band and many others.

Jun 22 James Taylor and his All Star Band Apr 30 Jack White Jun 25 Alan Jackson JOHNSON CITY May 1 Jack White May 13 Leon Bridges KNOXVILLE CIVIC AUDITORIUM FREEDOM HALL May 18 Sting May 19 Dance Gavin Dance Jun 19 David Victor formerly of Boston Jun 9 Jo Koy Aug 26 Lee Brice BRIDGESTONE ARENA Oct 21 Chris Janson May 4 Shinedown KNOXVILLE CIVIC COLISEUM May 6 Megadeth and Lamb of God May 5 Justin Moore with Granger Smith MARTIN CENTER FOR THE ARTS May 13 New Kids On The Block May 7 Daughtry May 17 Justin Bieber BIJOU THEATRE May 8 Michael Carbonaro May 11 Justin Hayward with Mike Dawes May 21 Kid Rock with Jason Bonham’s Jun 5 Robert Earl Keen May 17 Rodney Crowell Led Zeppelin Evening Jun 24 Corey Smith May 27 Ricky Scaggs & Kentucky Thunder Jun 4 Nashville R & B Fest Billy Bob Thornton & The Boxmasters Jun 18 Brooks & Dunn Jun 7 Kingsport Jun 23 Melvins

JOHNSON CITY TN

KINGSPORT TN

KINGSPORT’S RED WHITE AND BOOM INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION Jul 2 38 Special and Ultimate Garth, the Ultimate Garth Brooks Tribute Band

GREENVILLE TN

GREENVILLE

NISWONGER PERFORMING ARTS CENTER May 1 Dailey and Vincent May 14 The Oak Ridge Boys May 20 The Commodores May 21 Boston singer Tommy DeCarlo with American Idol Singer Rudy Cardenas performing the music of Boston and Journey

THOMAS WOLFE AUDITORIUM May 5 Tom Segura May 10 Daughtry May 15 Chicago May 20 Kenny G May 26 Little Feat Jun 24 Leanne Morgan Aug 12 Foreigner

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Greenville, S.C.

BON SECOURS WELLNESS ARENA May 4 Megadeth and Lamb of God May 6 Shinedown June 17 Brooks & Dunn June 19 The Temptations and The Four Tops

CHARLOTTE NC

CHARLOTTE, NC

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PNC MUSIC PAVILION May 12 Tim McGraw May 20 Dave Matthews Band May 24 Foo Fighters (canceled) Gatlinburg SONESTA AIRPORT HOTEL May 27 Halsey May 27/29 Creatures Festival with Ace Jun 2 Morgan Wallen MONSTERS ON THE MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL Frehley, Vinnie Vincent, Quiet Jun 8 The Doobie Brothers with Aug 19-21 Cinderella’s Tom Keifer, Riot, Enuff Z’Nuff, Vixen and more Michael McDonald Extreme, Yngwie Malmsteen, Quiet Riot, Jun 13 Tears For Fears Kip Winger, Autograph, Queensryche, Asheville Jun 17 Kid Rock and Stryper, Ratt’s Stephen Pearcy, Night Grand Funk Railroad Ranger, Vixen, Firehouse, Nelson, Brother THE ORANGE PEEL Cane, Pat Travers and many others.

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Pine Oaks Pilots New Golf Program for Special Olympics Golf Athletes Pine Oaks Golf Course, in partnership with Special Olympics Tennessee and the Tennessee Golf Foundation, is piloting a new skills development program for individuals with special needs. The sixweek program is designed to develop a variety of golf skills that enhance performance and allow the athlete to achieve success playing the game.

Johnson City Commissioner Jenny Brock, an avid golfer and instructor with the First Tee of Tri-Cities, is serving as one of the coaches for the program.

She said the creation of the program stems from her participation last year in a Special Olympics tournament. The format paired a Special Olympics golfer athlete with a community Unified Playing Partner. The team must qualify to play in the Tennessee Special Olympics events where they play an alternate shot format.

“My partner, Samara Correnti, and I played together multiple times, eventually tying for first place in the state tournament,” Brock said. “As we met other teams from across the state, we learned that many communities offered golf programs where their athletes had learned, developed and practiced fundamental golf skills. I knew we could provide in Johnson City that same opportunity for East Tennessee Special Olympics golf athletes.”

The pilot program is focused on teaching the six participants a variety of golf skills. Chris Sontag, director of Special Olympics Area 3, said the Special Olympics has multiple platforms in which athletes can compete based on skill level ranging from foundational skills to partnering with non-disabled golfers to golfing independently.

“This program is awesome for everyone involved, especially the athletes,” Sontag said. “With Jenny and Cody offering to run the program, it is a win-win for everyone. We need more people to help manage programs like this. While not

every participating athlete will end up competing at the regional or state level, all of them will benefit from getting out on the golf course and learning or improving their skill set.”

Tri-Cities Director of the Tennessee Golf Foundation Cody Weems also serves as a coach for the new program.

His organization has been a longtime supporter of Special Olympics as a sponsor of events, and he is excited for the Tennessee Golf Foundation to be involved with this particular program — the first golf in the area dedicated to individuals with special needs.

“We are proud to be able to partner with Pine Oaks Golf Course and Special Olympics Tennessee to make this program a reality,” Weems said. “It aligns exactly with what we do, which is promoting golf and life enhancing values. All three organizations are working closely together to make this program successful. We hope to see it offered year in and year out and grow in size.”

Pine Oaks Golf Course is a valuable instructional resource having been the longtime home to programs like First Tee and the junior golf program offered through the City’s Park and Recreation Department as well as private lessons.

“As a facility, Pine Oaks is excited to be the host for a class that Jenny Brock, Cody Weems, and the Tennessee Golf Foundation are offering these athletes,” said Bryan Bentley, golf manager for Pine Oaks Golf Course. “Being the first year of having this program, we want to do everything we can to ensure these athletes have the best time, learn as much as they can about the game of golf, and hopefully recruit more athletes to join the program in the years to come.”

Pine Oaks Golf Course is located at 1709 Buffalo Road in Johnson City. For more information, call 423.434.6250 or go to www.pineoaksgolfcourse.com.

BIKER EVENTS sponsored by biker wear Local Events: 1. 2nd Annual Veteran Flea Market/Swap Meet May 21st – 9am to 2pm Greenville TN VFW Post 1990

Rallies:

1. The Crater Rally May 12th -15th Somerville TX 2. Myrtle Beach Bike Week May 13th – 22nd 3. Aspen Cash Motorcycle Rally May 19th – 22nd Ruidoso New Mexico 4. Red River Memorial Motorcycle Rally May 26th – 30th New Mexico 5. Wild River Boogie Spring Bike Rally May 26– 30 Maryville TN

Rides:

On May 21st B.A.C.A. Nationwide have a 100 mile ride so hook up with the chapter near you 1. B.A.C.A 100-mile ride Redding CA May 21st 2. B.A.C.A 100-mile ride Monticello IN May 21st 3. B.A.C.A. 100-mile ride Shasta County May 21st 4. The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride May 22nd at Stateline Motorsports

Bike Night:

1. Kingsport Moose Riders Every Wednesday 2. 19E Pit Stop Every Wednesday 3. Quaker Steak & Lube Every Thursday 4. Tulips Grub & Pub Every Friday 5. Peacemakers Bike Night 801 Boozy Creek Every 3rd Friday of each month 6. East Coast Wings Every Wednesday 7. Dog Tag Brigade Every Wednesday at Jonesborough VFW 8. The Pub Out Back Every Monday

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Hello everyone, hope all is well with you. The sun is shining with a nice gentle breeze. Its starting to look like Mother Nature is giving us some nice riding weather. The week I will tell you about the 7th of 13 rides listed in the Southern Dozen handout.

The Long Dam Ride (137 miles round trip) It’s no secret; the geography and landscape of Northeast Tennessee wouldn’t be the same without several man-made lakes. This tour takes you through rugged gorges and past rocky cliffs, mountain streams, tranquil lakes, unique sites, spectacular formations, and miles of roller-coaster dips and rural charm.

There is no better place for motorcycle rides or in a jeep with the top down.

The first stop is at Boone Dam, a hydroelectric and flood control dam on the South Fork Holston River.

Continue via Bristol, where you can stop for a drink and a snack, to the next stop at the South Holston Dam, a hydroelectric and flood control dam on the South Fork Holston River in Sullivan County. Start “the Snake” a beautiful scenic and thrilling ride through the Tennessee mountains and Shady Valley into Mountain City. Stop for lunch at the Shady Valley Country

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Store; a Biker store and great deli with souvenirs available. Continue your ride through the Cherokee National Mountains via Damascus and Butler along lake Watauga to the Wilbur Dam, a hydroelectric dam on the Watauga River in Carter County. It is one of two dams on the river owned and operated by the Tennessee Valley Authority. The ride continues up north via Elizabethon, where you can stop to take picture of the Covered Bridge, to Bristol Motor Speedway an NASCAR short track venue.

Here are the directions via the Southern Dozen handout starting at the Holiday Inn in Johnson City, TN: Turn right at light 11E S, 250 ft. Turn right on I-26 W/ US 23 N, 6.6 mi. Turn right on Exit 13. Turn right on TN 75 N, 3.7 mi. Turn right on Boone Dam Rd., 0.8 mi. Turn right on Boone Dam. Turn left on Boone Dam Rd., 0.8 mi. Turn right on TN 75 N, 8.4 mi. Turn right on TN 126 E, 0.6 mi. Turn right on TN 394 E, 12 mi. Turn right on US 421 S, 2.9 mi. Turn right on Emmett Rd., 0.5 mi.

Turn right Bear to Emmett Rd., 0.5 mi.

Continue straight on Holston View Rd., 0.6 mi. Turn left on Weir Dam. Turn left on Holston View Rd., 1.1 mi. Turn right on Holston Dam Rd., 1.2 mi. Turn right on South Holston Dam. Turn left on Holston Dam Rd., 3.6 mi. Continue straight on Emmett Rd., 0.6 mi. Turn right on US 421 S, 15.3 mi. Shady Valley Country Store. Continue straight on US 421 S, 10.9 mi. Turn right on TN 67 W, 18.5 mi. Continue straight on TN 67 W / US 321 N, 9.6 mi. Turn right on US 19E N / US 321 N, 4.6 mi. Turn right on Siam Rd., 3.4 mi. Turn left on Wilbur Dam Rd., 0.6 mi. Turn right on Wilbur Dam Rd. /Visitors Center, 4.9 mi. Turn left on Wilbur Dam Rd., 5.0 mi. Continue straight on Steel Bridge Rd., 0.8 mi. Continue straight on Blue Springs Rd., 0.9 mi. Turn left on TN 91 S / Stoney Creek Rd,. 2.9 mi. Turn right on US 19E N, 8.6 mi. Turn left on US 11E S / US 19W S, 9.4 mi

3515 Bristol Hwy Ste 101 Johnson City, TN • www.bikerweartn.com • (423) 631-0542 Things you might enjoy along the way: 1. Rocky Mount - Experience the Living History Museum

A Side Note For Pam: One day when talking with Pam she told me that when folks say someone has a green thumb they are saying 2. Bristol Motor Speedway - Have an that person can grow anything (as adrenaline-pumping good time we all believe) but where the term 3. Shady Valley Country Store - A green thumb really comes from is delicious deli with local souvenirs when someone uses their thumb to available sucker vegetable plants or to use their 4. Wilbur Dam - Enjoy the impressive thumb to pinch leaves off plants structure of the second-oldest TVA dam and watch the water flow 5. Doe River Covered Bridge Appreciate regional history and relax 6. Jiggy Rays - Have a tasty slice at Elizabethton's #1 Pizza & Salad Bar

Useless Facts:

1. Neptune orbits the sun once every 165 years.

2. Dark Matter accounts for over 85 percent of the universe.

3. If the moon dropped out of the sky tomorrow, it would influence our oceans, the weather, Earth’s axis, and even the length of our days.

4. Fruit flies were the first living creatures sent into space.

5. Space is completely, totally, and utterly silent.

6. No one knows just how many stars are in space.

7. A NASA spacesuit costs a cool $12,000,000.

8. The footprints made on the moon will be there for 100 million years.

9. Scientists have found a mass of water vapor cloud 10 billion light-years away from earth that is 10 trillion times the mass of water on Earth’s surface.

11. The moon was once a piece of the Earth.

12. Venus looked just like earth two billion years ago.

13. The oldest known soup recipe dates back to 6,000 B.C. Among the ingredients?

Hippopotamus and sparrow meat.

14. Did you know that modern sport bike tires don’t contain any natural rubber 15. On the 1970s TV police series, CHiPS, actor Erik Estrada suffered a very serious motorcycle accident while filming an episode. Until he recovered, he literally shot his scenes from his hospital bed.

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Iris Festival is Back in Downtown Greeneville The Greene County Partnership’s annual Iris Festival is back for its 27th year. The community event is expected to draw thousands of visitors to the streets of downtown Greeneville on Saturday and Sunday, May 21st and 22nd. This family friendly event will feature a weekend filled with arts & crafts, entertainment, and activities for all to enjoy.

of music including country, bluegrass, rock, pop, and gospel, while the dance stage will feature many kinds of dance styles from clogging to line dancing. Members of The Appalachian Renaissance Faire of Tennessee and local musicians will be performing in various places among the festival crowd.

available for groups of 5 or more.

Deadline for pageant entries

The 7th Annual “Sundown on Depot,” car show, which will feature hundreds of cars, trucks, and bikes, will take place Saturday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Main Street. Organizers of the show have pledged all their proceeds from the event to Holston United Methodist Home for Children.

Registration for any vehicle

is Friday, May 13th. and entry forms can be picked up at the Greene County Partnership. For more information about the Iris Festival Pageant, contact Rhonda Humbert at 423-639-3819.

The BRAGco. – Bicycle Ride Across Greene County – will

Arts and crafts booths will be positioned along College and Academy streets with a wide variety of items for purchase including several types of jewelry, quilts, metal art, hand spun pottery, fused glass, paintings, wreathes, handmade clothing, wood signs, hot sauces, dips, spices and, of course, perennial irises. The Merchants’ Market will feature a varied selection of products from boutique clothing, promotional items, face painting and much more.

kick off its inaugural ride on

Food vendors will be filling the festival food court with enticing aromas to tempt every visitor.

Delicacies that will be available include fresh homemade doughnuts, Egyptian cuisine, bloomin’ onions and spiral spuds. Booths will also feature vendors specializing in downhome favorites like cotton candy, ice cream, fruit kabobs, fresh-squeezed lemonade, and snow cones.

Annual Iris Festival are

Two entertainment stages will provide singing and dancing throughout the festival.

Entertainers on the singing stage will perform a variety

Sunday at 7:30 a.m. The 67.3 mile ride was designed to display all of Greene County’s glory – from historic downtown Greeneville to the rolling hills of Greene County, and climbing and weaving along the Nolichucky River. The entry fee for the BRAGco. is $45 and is limited to 40 riders.

Major sponsors for the 27th Cornerstone Home Lending, Eastman Credit Union, The Greeneville Sun, Radio Greeneville, Donaldson, The 2nd Annual Keep Greene Beautiful Iris Festival Walk will be held at 8 a.m. on Saturday.

The walk will begin at First Baptist Church and wind through historic downtown Greeneville. The entry fee for walkers is $25 per person through May 5th, and $30 starting May 6th. A special group rate of $20 per person is

Rodefer Moss, Brolin & Bailey, in the show is $10. Additional information is available by visiting Durham & Hensley, First www.sundownondepot.com.

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Pageant will be returning to this For more information on the year’s festival. The pageant will start at 12 p.m. on Saturday at various aspects of the festival, Greeneville High School. The call the Partnership at pageant will feature eight different 423-638-4111 or visit www. age categories ranging from 0-11 months to 16 years and older.

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What does your brand do?

You went into business for a reason. Your audience needs you, but do they know WHY they need you? Ask your audience what their pain points are and solve them. Solving issues is a great way to build trust and a loyal customer base.

Why are you passionate about your brand?

Why did you build your business? What makes you get out of bed in the morning ready to make it better than it was the day before? Use that passion to fuel your marketing efforts. Your passion will drive customers to your product/service and can turn them into brand ambassadors who are just as passionate about it as you are.

Why is your brand your top priority?

You want to make a profit. Your

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brand has to be a top priority to make that happen. Why are you willing to put your brand above everything else to turn a profit? What makes your brand special enough to put forth the amount of effort it takes to thrive?

Knowing what drives you towards profits will help you reach your goals and build a better business.

What makes you want to read your own content?

Do you create content that makes you want to share it with your friends and family? How are you solving problems for your potential customers via social media? Put your heart and soul into your social media persona and your audience will keep coming back. Authenticity builds brands because people buy from people. Selling a product on social media will bring in profits, but authentically providing solutions to potential customers

via social media will create word of mouth marketing and social media sharing that will far surpass traditional marketing methods.

What challenges would you face if you were your own customer?

If you came into your office or store right now, what would be your main goal? Step inside the shoes of your customers to get a feel for what they are looking for from your company. Stepping into their shoes will help you see your brand from a new perspective and will benefit both you and your customers.

Knowing your brand inside and out is beneficial to building your customer base. Take the time to learn what makes you unique and let those qualities shine!

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Tri-Cities Faces and Places Celebrating the people and places of our community!

When Kim Kardashian had the audacity to announce a few months ago that “no one wants to work anymore” and we all needed to “get off our a** and work” it really stuck in my craw and I took to social media to rant about the nerve of this woman and her privilege. However, in light of recent events, I’m starting to ask myself…was Kim K actually right??

One of the most unexpected challenges I’ve faced in my new career role has been hiring folks to work events. Which comes as quite the surprise considering that inflation is at an all-time high, driving the cost of every day goods like gas and groceries through the roof. I didn’t realize the world was suddenly filled with John D. Rockefellers!

Maybe everyone is getting rich off Bitcoin.

When I accepted this position my main concern was going to be selling the product itself; I figured I’d have no issues finding young, broke 20somethings to work events. But the drink is so well curated it sells itself, while the promotions on the other hand are failing to work themselves.

In one week alone I’ve scheduled 3 different zoom interviews with people who have responded to the job postings and a big fat ZERO have called in for it. A couple days ago a girl sent her phone number via LinkedIn

and said she was available for a phone call the next day. When I text her to confirm a time, she never responded. I feel like I’m in the twilight zone.

It isn’t just me either. When chatting with a local bar manager in Johnson City, he told me he recently posted an ad for Bartenders Needed. He got 74 responses and contacted each one via email, text or phone and told them to show up for an in-person interview on a certain day at a certain time.

Of those 74, 6 people actually showed up to interview and a whopping 1 person made it to their first day of work. Those are incomprehensible numbers!

I’m having a hard time trying to put my finger on what is happening and how so many people are currently able to live and not work. With so many having lost jobs during the pandemic and the cost of living being absolutely astronomical, one would think that standing in a liquor store for 2-3 hours and making $100 would sound pretty darned good to anyone! For me personally, I’m still trying to get caught up from losing my job in 2020 and even with my generous salary, between increased credit card debt and Nashville quickly becoming the most expensive place on Earth to live, I’m still living paycheck to paycheck and currently exploring side hustles to work in my little bit of free time.

I don’t want to sound like the old curmudgeon, shaking my fist at “these kids today,” but

there does seem to be an air of entitlement, laziness and unprofessionalism amongst many of the Gen Z-ers. While brand ambassador work is a side gig, part-time at best, I am still paying you and you’re still representing my brand, which makes me your boss even if it is just for 3 hours a week. I have never ignored a text from a superior, told them I was going to do something and didn’t show up, or spoken to a manager for the first time and not presented myself clearly and professionally; and I’ve definitely never contacted them via telephone outside of appropriate business hours.

While I understand people keep different schedules, I feel if you have a question for your boss in the middle of the night, you should email it or just wait until 9-5pm the next day. This just seems like common sense to me.

Manners and professional conduct are a matter of respect.

You give respect to people who are helping you pay your bills by keeping your word. You also give respect to yourself by having integrity and work ethic.

Dressing well and speaking legibly shows you care about your appearance which is essentially is a reflection of the company you’re representing.

It also shows you take pride in caring for yourself, which is the most important investment you can make. I don’t want someone

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representing my name and my brand who didn’t brush their hair or tuck in their shirt and referred to me as “bro” in the first conversation. Maybe I’m old school, but it just seems there is no desire to impress anyone anymore, whether it’s work related or dating or friendships or otherwise.

Hopefully this is a temporary or regional issue I’m encountering and will pass quickly. It honestly might just be a shock because it’s my first time dealing with hiring and I’ll get used to it.

The old adage “it’s hard to find good help” has been around for a hundred years for a reason.

But on that note, if you know of anyone, send em my way! I’ve got lots of work if someone, somewhere would only want it.

In the meantime if you need me, I’ll be on my hustle, same as always.

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It isn't often a film is described as a "science fiction romantic comedy", but such is the case with the current film "Moonshot", starring Cole Sprouse of "Riverdale" and Lana Condor ("Alita: Battle Angel").

The film is set in the year 2049 and we are introduced to college student Walt (Sprouse), whose dream is to go to space. Walt feels his dream is obtainable via the Kovi Industries Student Mars Program, which sends college students to Mars.

Despite his desire, he has been turned down 37 times to be a part of the program due to his lack of knowledge about furthering the exploration of Mars. Hey, he just loves outer space. One night during a college party Walt accidentally meets Sophie (Condor), an extremely intelligent student whose boyfriend Calvin (Mason Gooding) is already on Mars.

The meeting between Sophie and Walt proves pivotal in his quest to reach the Red Planet.

During the party Walt also meets a student named Ginny (Emily Rudd), and has an instant crush.

Despite the instant crush, Walt discovers Ginny is headed to Mars the very next day, leaving

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him crushed. After a few weeks have passed, Sophie talks to Walt at the cafe where he works and reveals Calvin has accepted an extended stay offer on Mars, leaving her heartbroken. Despite the setback, Walt convinces Sophie to buy a ticket to Mars to be with Calvin. After convincing Sophie to head to Mars, Walt devises a plan to stowaway on the next ship after he hears about a cat that sneaked on board one of the ships. Walt, unknown to her, uses Sophie to sneak onboard her ship, and is soon himself headed to Mars to meet up with Ginny and fulfill his dream of traveling in outer space. As expected, Sophie discovers Walt has stowed away and makes him stay in her cabin in order to stay out of trouble and keep his presence lowkey during the journey. Walt's presence on the ship is discovered by the showy captain of the ship (Michelle Buteau), who thinks Walt is actually Calvin. As the journey continues, Walt learns more about Calvin and feels he is not good for Sophie, who has dreams of her own not connected to her boyfriend. After several humorous moments on the ship, the trip to Mars ends and Walt and Sophie depart after Walt is discovered and arrested. After his arrest and her moving in with Calvin's parents, some really positive things happen for Walt, and Sophie eventually realizes she may have made a mistake.

I will not reveal anything else that happens to the duo, other than to say we all know they will eventually be a couple. How they get there will be up to you to discover. I really enjoyed how this film was sweet but not in the smaltchy way of a Hallmark movie. The special effects are top notch, and the representation of

Mars in the film is spectacular. I must say the film is totally owned

by Sprouse, allowing the actor to break away from his uber serious Jughead Jones character on "Riverdale ''. His performance as the well-meaning but often ditzy Walt is wonderful, and he would be the kind of friend we would all enjoy having. His co-star is also effective, but portrayed in a more low key manner by the excellent

Condor. In fact Condor's character is often so low key, she is often overpowered by Sprouse. NIckpicking aside, I found "Moonshot" to be a pleasant and fun film for Sprouse and rom-com fans. Now playing on HBO Max. (Rated PG-13)

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Sailing Class Offered to Public The Tri-Cities Boating Club will offer an 8 week sailing class on Lake Watauga.

Classes will be held Monday evenings between June 27 and August 22, 2022

The course starts with basic sailboat designs and nomenclature, rigging, safety, and sail processes and then tackles the physical aspects of sailing forces and techniques, sail applications, from 6:00 PM until dusk. Classes will marlinespike, helmsmanship and take place at The Sail Dock at Lakeshore handling of more difficult sailing Marina on Watauga Lake. Cost is $125 per conditions, navigation rules, and an student. A textbook and final qualification introduction to heavy weather sailing. exam are included in the cost. The class is open to anybody with a desire to learn Class is limited to 20 students. Register about sailing. early to insure participation.

This course will include both a classroom and an on-water component. Each week the class will meet to go over the course work and then take to the water in USPS approved sailboats to practice the skills just learned. Students will need to bring and wear their own approved Personal Flotation Devices (life jackets) during the on-water portions of the class.

The Sailing Class is a course created to serve the needs of the novice and experienced sailor, as well as the nonsailor, for basic skills and knowledge.

For more information, contact Steve Brumit (423)737-9922 or swbrumit@gmail.com The Tri-Cities Boating Club is a member of the United States Power Squadron, a non-profit, educational organization dedicated to making boating safer and more enjoyable by teaching classes in seamanship, navigation and related subjects. Squadron members are boating families who contribute to their communities by promoting safe boating through education.

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I’ve been feeling a bit like Gladys Kravitz as of late. It’s not that I suspect anyone in my neighborhood of being a witch. Unlike some, I don’t believe we’re in the 1600s. Instead, what’s happening is that my neighbor is building a pool on the side of their house which faces my sunroom. So, every morning, afternoon, and some evenings, it’s very easy to watch and snoop and check out the progress.

It all starts innocently enough. The neighbors told me that they were going to have a pool installed so I would know what was going on if I heard the noise of workers and equipment early in the morning. I appreciated the heads up as I live in constant fear of bulldozers plowing down my home for a new freeway.

True to their words, a day or two later I woke to the sounds of workers and equipment.

I immediately went out to the sunroom to get a look at what was going on. There was a backhoe working on excavating where the pool would go. It took a few days to finish this as there was rain moving in. Being a homeowner who is slowly turning into his father I began to fear that a

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mudslide would send a huge mound of dirt down towards my home. It didn’t.

About a week after the space was fully excavated came the biggest part of the show.

A huge flatbed showed up with the pool insert. I went to my sunroom and watched it all, trying my best to not be noticed. I don’t think my neighbors would mind my curiosity, but I also had a fear they would think I’m being nosy by just watching things like a hawk. It was another moment when I began to think that I am becoming my elder. My grandmother was a watchdog. She could sit with a cup of coffee and one eye on “The Bold and The Beautiful” with another eye on what was going on out the window.

Grandma knew the name of every dog on the street and would always perk up if she didn’t see one for a few days that usually was out, or if a strange vehicle stopped at a house for what she deemed was “a little too long.” I

knew I wasn’t going to get that bad.

I wasn’t going to be in my kitchen cooking watching old episodes of “Match Game” and worrying about the number of times the UPS truck stopped across the street.

I figured once the big show of getting the pool placed would be the end of my snoop party. Reader, it wasn’t. This became my own, personal, “The Bold and The Beautiful.” It went beyond just keeping an eye out through the windows of my sunroom. It moved into peaking out the blinds of the bedroom “Hmm. What’s that they’re dropping off?” I’d say to myself as a truck would leave something in a box or wrapped up in plastic on a pallet.

Jimmy Stewart in “Rear Window.”

(Please read the following in a Jimmy Stewart voice, thank you) “Yeah, yeah.

Those look like tiles there. Big pallets of tiles. I wonder who’ll install them?”

I hope when the pool is finished it will end my snooping ways. Am I doomed to become my grandmother? Will I soon know about everything going on all around my home? Will I be able to set my clocks by the schedules of the UPS and FedEx trucks? Who can say?

All I know is I never thought I’d become a snoop over a pool, yet here we are.

I hope they’ll invite me over to see the pool when it’s finished then I can act like a big shot who knows things. “Oh, yeah. Limestone, huh? I heard that’s I didn’t need whatever the newest, buzziest, binge TV craze is. I had pool really good to use around the pool.

I see you’ve got the Poolflow 9000 construction to watch and wonder pump system? That’s a fine system. over. Now, at any point, I could have just asked what was what. But where Real good for filtration.” That won’t was the fun in that? I needed to snoop. seem creepy. Will it?

I needed to imagine. I was becoming See you next week.

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