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Christmas

Volume 03 Issue 133 Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative Director Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Jon Bill Forrester Distribution Herbie Durbin Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre Public Relations Correspondent Lee Lee Williams Contributing Staff Andy Ross

your week’s line-up

04 Local Christmas Parades

Ken Silvers Wendy Hayden

05 Holiday Cookie Exchange 06 Puzzle Page 07 Tri-Cities Nightlife 08 Barter Players Bring Frosty to SWVA 08 Beezwax 09 Pets of the Week 11 Things To Do 12 Tri-Cities Faces and Places 15 Johnson City Welcomes Holiday with Tree Lighting Ceremony 14

Useless Facts & Local Events

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Sycamore Shoals December

22 WQUT Concert Schedule

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FROM THE

PUBLISHER Hello Friends!

Another year is about the close her doors.

I can’t believe how fast 2024 has happened.

We voted in a new (kind of) president and our area saw a devastating flood that claimed lives, homes and businesses. Everyone at The Loafer is praying for all of the victims of the flood and their families.

November is a time to be thankful and in spite of the hard times our area has faced lately I do believe we have plenty in which to be thankful. I would encourage each of us to remember that and to do what we can to help out our neighbors in any way we can.

We are very proud to bring you this year’s issue for the holidays. Our theme this year is “Hometown Christmas”. I absolutely love the feel of local small town holiday traditions. I know that shopping online is very easy to do but I ask…………actually beg of you to please shop local as much as possible. These small and family owned businesses need you much more than those large big box stores.

I pray that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving and a very merry Christmas!

Let us remember the reason for the season.

Thank you for your continued support!

Take Care, Lisa Durbin

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Local Christmas Parades Bristol: Dec. 5th, 7pm One of Bristol’s most anticipated celebrations, the Bristol Christmas parade takes places the first Thursday of December at 7 p.m. Helping usher in the holiday season, the parade, which starts on Bob Morrison Blvd. and travels down State Street to the historic Bristol Train Station, brings out thousands of area residents who can’t wait to see the beautifully decorated floats, as well as the jolly old man himself.

Kingsport: Dec. 7th, 6pm Kick off the Christmas season in Downtown Kingsport at our nighttime Christmas Parade! All parade entries are lit with Christmas lights, providing a magical holiday experience. The Kingsport Christmas Parade is sponsored by Firestone Complete Auto Care and will be held on Saturday, December 7th at 6:00 pm. The parade will be livestreamed on WJHL! Johnson City: Dec.7th, 10:30am This year’s theme is “Gingerbread City.”

Reimagine your favorite places and things in Johnson City as gingerbread houses and gingerbread people. We can’t wait to see what your imagination

comes up with. It’s going to be so SWEET! Jonesborough: Dec. 14, dark.

Jonesborough is gearing up for another festive season in downtown. What better opportunity to spend time with family and friends than to grab a cup of hot chocolate, throw on mittens and hats and gather on Main Street in downtown Jonesborough to watch the annual lighted nighttime Christmas Parade. Continuing with tradition, the parade will take place on the second Saturday in December. Make plans to be a part of Jonesborough’s Annual Christmas Parade on Saturday, December 14th at 6pm in downtown Jonesborough.

Erwin: Nov. 30, 10:30am Join us in downtown Erwin on Saturday, November 30 to help kickoff the holiday season with the Erwin Christmas Parade.

The theme of this year’s parade will be “The Songs of Christmas” and all are invited to join in the celebration.

The parade will begin at Erwin Village Shopping Center on North Main Avenue and travel through downtown Erwin, ending at Erwin Utilities on Love Street.

Elizabethton: Dec. 14, 6pm Main Street Elizabethton is excited to host the annual Elizabethton Christmas Parade

in Downtown Elizabethton on Saturday, December 14, 2024, at 6 PM. The theme of this year’s parade is “Santa’s Workshop”. This year’s theme is all about creating moments of togetherness and the anticipation and magic of the season.

Abingdon: Dec. 7, 5:30pm Join us for the 56th Annual Abingdon Christmas Parade organized by the Kiwanis Club for the Town of Abingdon and sponsored by Bart Long & Associates Realty and Auction, LLC. The parade will start promptly at 5:30 pm at the Main Street and Court Street intersection. We look forwarding to seeing everyone in the community again this year and don’t forget about seeing Santa to kick of the Christmas holiday!

Greeneville: Dec 8, 2pm Make plans to enter a float or watch the 2024 Christmas parade on Main Street in Greeneville! The theme this year will be Christmas at the Zoo. It features festive floats, marching bands, and community groups spreading holiday cheer. The parade route follows Main Street, offering a great opportunity for spectators to enjoy the sights and sounds of the season.

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When we think about the holidays, a lot of the special moments we remember most fondly from years past involve sharing food with loved ones — from festive cookie exchanges to the scents and smells of familyfavorite dishes and desserts, to warm beverages on cold nights.

• Use ready-to-make dry recipe mixes, such as turkey or brown gravy, to easily create perfectly blended flavors for sauces that elevate your holiday meals.

That’s why McCormick is dishing up these cooking tips for creating special moments:

This holiday season, the McCormick brand is also going on a virtual quest for the best holiday cookie recipe through the McCormick Cookie Quest contest. If you have a winning cookie recipe, consider joining in the fun. Official Rules and entry instructions can be found by visiting: mccormick.com/cookie-

• Incorporate seasonal herbs, spices and seasonings like sage, pumpkin pie spice, cinnamon and nutmeg into your cooking and baking to provide longlasting fresh flavors, vibrant colors and appetizing aromas.

• Rely on extracts like pure vanilla and peppermint to enhance the flavors and aromas of holiday treats.

quest-terms-and-conditions. [NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Starts 11/19/24; ends 12/8/24. Sponsor: McCormick & Company.]

In the spirit of the virtual cookie recipe exchange, McCormick is partnering with famed bakery Milk Bar and its rule-breaking, award-winning founder and CEO, Christina Tosi, to create and share Milk Bar x McCormick Candy Cane Pretzel Bark Cookies. On Dec. 4, which is National Cookie Day, select Milk Bar locations in New York City, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C. will give away these scrumptious cookies to the first 100 customers, while supplies last. The limited-time cookie will also be on sale at select locations starting on National Cookie Day through December 31. And as part of the collaboration, McCormick and Milk Bar are also sharing the recipe, so you can make these delectable cookies at home!

Ingredients: • 2 sticks (1 cup) unsalted butter, softened • 3/4 cup granulated sugar • 1/2 cup light brown sugar • 1 large egg • 1 teaspoon McCormick Pure Peppermint Extract • 1/2 teaspoon McCormick Pure Vanilla Extract • 2 cups all-purpose flour • 1 teaspoon kosher salt • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder • 1/4 teaspoon baking soda • 2 cups white chocolate chips • 1/4 cup plus 3 tablespoons McCormick Candy Cane Sugar, divided • 1 1/2 cups mini pretzels

Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Spray two half-sheet pans with no-stick cooking spray or line with parchment or silicone baking mats. Mix butter and sugars in large bowl with heavy spatula for about 2 minutes until well blended. Add egg and extracts, stirring until combined and fluffy, about 1 minute.

2. Mix flour, salt, baking powder and baking soda in medium bowl. Add dry ingredients to butter and sugar mixture, stirring just until combined. Stir in white chocolate chips, 3 tablespoons of the Candy Cane Sugar and mini pretzels, mixing until evenly blended.

3. Place remaining 1/4 cup Candy Cane Sugar in medium bowl.

Use a 1/3-cup measuring cup or 2 3/4-ounce cookie scoop to portion dough into balls. Toss dough balls in Candy Cane Sugar to coat and place 2 to 3 inches apart on prepared baking pans.

4. Bake 8 to 10 minutes, until edges are golden brown. Cool completely before serving.

Tip: Can’t get your hands on McCormick Candy Cane Sugar?

Increase McCormick Peppermint Extract to 1 1/2 teaspoons, stir in 2 tablespoons of red colored sugar along with the chocolate chips, then use 1/4 cup red colored sugar to roll cookies before baking.

“The holiday season is all about sharing. That’s why we’re so excited to share one of our favorite holiday cookie recipes and encourage creative bakers all around the country to do the same,” says Giovanna DiLegge, vice president of Marketing, North American Consumer at McCormick.

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56. Icy rain 57. Cream-filled cupcake company

Answers to this week’s puzzles can be found on page 09.

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NIGHTLIFE

TUESDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Johnny Brusco’s - Kingsport 7pm

WEDNESDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Pub Out Back (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Gypsy Circus Cider Company - Kingsport 7pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Ron at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm Loudmouth Karaoke at Michael Waltrip Brewing Company - Bristol, VA on Wednesday, April 5th at 7pm THURSDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub - Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN Karaoke at Tipsy Toad Tavern - Jonesborough, TN FRIDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Sports Mill - Kingsport, TN 8pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm SATURDAY Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA

TUESDAY Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café Johnson City TN DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm Trivia at Aubrey’s Johnson City 7pm WEDNESDAY Trivia at Tipsy Toad Jonesborough, TN 7pm Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm Trivia at Aubrey’s Bristol 7pm THURSDAY Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm Trivia at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 7pm

BINGO

TUESDAY Singo at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 6:30pm

DJ NIGHT THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm

FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm Singo at Aubrey’s Bristol 7:00 PM

SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

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BARTER PLAYERS BRING FROSTY TO SWVA Join Pro-Art’s annual Thanksgiving-weekend tradition with your loved ones small and tall!

Barter Theatre’s popular touring company, The Barter Players, are back with family favorite, “Frosty.” Step into a world of enchantment as the renowned theater troupe breathes new life into this timeless classic. The Barter Players will give two performances of “Frosty” on Saturday, Nov. 30th, 1 p.m. at Lee Theatre in Pennington Gap, and 7 p.m. at Jettie Baker Center in Clintwood.

Children and students are free to attend both performances. Adult tickets are $15 at the door.

For more information and to make reservations visit proartva.org.

jazz, and some truly unique performances by storytellers, puppeteers, and even an aerial circus—there’s something for everyone this season and a lot of additional opportunities to be adventurous and try something new. At less than $2 per show, Pro-Art’s $40 season ticket ($35 for seniors) represents some of the strongest and most accessible arts programming in the country, with children and students admitted free to all performances. Season tickets are valid for all performances through May 2025 and can be purchased online, in person at any show, or by calling (276) 376-4520. Explore the season and make reservations to attend at proartva.org.

In this musical adventure by Catherine Bush and Dax Dupuy, a young orphan named Billy discovers magic in a stolen hat, when he places the hat on a snowman’s head, that snowman comes to life!

But can Frosty help Billy find his real family in time for Christmas? Join Billy and Frosty on a thrilling quest through New York City as they discover that the real magic of the season is love.

Pro-Art partners with a variety of venues, therefore individuals with accessibility needs or general questions are encouraged to call (276) 376-4520

The Barter Players are a group of professional artists who perform world-class theatre for young people. They believe in theatre that awakens the imaginations of the most exciting, most participatory audience in the world: kids. Barter Player performances focus on what brings out bravery in all of us, and shows never talk down to the audience. Because of their fierce theatricality, no-holds-barred acting, and faithfulness to the best stories ever written, they have a following among both children and adults alike. The child in all of us deserves wild adventure, incredible story, and the excitement of live theatre so close you can reach out and touch it.

You can still get tickets to the 48th Pro-Art season!

Offering an impressive selection of theater,

or email pro-art@uvawise.edu. For evolving conditions related to weather cancellations, or similar unforeseen circumstances, patrons are encouraged to check proartva.org for up-to-date information.

Pro-Art is supported in part by the Virginia Commission for the Arts, which receives support from the Virginia General Assembly and the National Endowment for the Arts, as well as the C. Bascom Slemp Foundation, The University of Virginia’s College at Wise, Mountain Empire Community College, the Columbus Phipps Foundation, and the Lee County Community Foundation.

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November 22-24 December 6-8

Adults - $16 Students/Seniors - $12 plus fees

Tickets at Paramountbristol.org Information at theatrebristol.org

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Play by Ed Howard, Jaston Williams, and Joe Sears

December 13-22 Directed by Chris McVey

Fridays at 7:30 PM Saturdays at 5:30 PM Sundays at 2:30 PM 518 State Street Bristol, TN

Speedway in Lights at Bristol Motor Speedway

Historical Christmas at Rocky Mount Piney Flats

Speedway in Lights is the largest holiday light show in the region now through Jan. 4, 2025 at Bristol Motor Speedway's Bristol Dragway Entrance on Highway 394 (not on Volunteer Parkway).

Approximately four miles and 2 million lights captivate visitors. Other activities include the Christmas Village and The Ice Rink, the only ice skating rink with a 90-minute driving radius of Bristol Motor Speedway.

Enjoy a historical Christmas, where Tennessee's story began at Rocky Mount in Piney Flats, TN Sign up for a Candlelight Christmas Tour at Rocky Mount State Historic Site in Piney Flats. See the historic Cobb House and other historic structures adorned in traditional 18th-century holiday decor.

Learn how Tennessee's first frontier families celebrated the holidays through decorations, ambiance and scents of the era. Make your way to the Christmas Village where you can shop for local crafts, have a tasty snack and meet Santa Claus.

Candy Land Christmas Johnson City Explore the free, family-friendly Candy Land Christmas display in downtown Johnson City. The winter wonderland features more than 180 brightly lit, 12-foot Christmas trees Nov. 30, 2024 - Jan. 5, 2025. Special events include the Grand Christmas Tree Lighting 6:30 p.m. Nov. 30, 2024 at King Commons Park, the Sip, Shop and Stroll featuring local boutiques and businesses, the Christmas Parade, the Holiday Market and the Jingle 5K.

the way from the North Pole. Catch the lighting of the tree 6 p.m. EST Nov. 29, 2024 and the nighttime Christmas Parade 6 p.m. EST Dec. 14. The quirky and fun Christmas tradition, Whoville takes place Nov. 30, 2024. Come in your Whoville holiday best and take photos with the Grinch, get a "grinch treat" and shop small 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. EST. Bring your pooch to Doggone Christmas for dog treat stops and a pet costume contest Dec. 7, 2024.

Niswonger Performing Arts Center - Greeneville

The holidays are merry and bright at the Niswonger Performing Arts Center. Start your holiday season with the acclaimed vocal country music group, A Jonesborough, Tennessee's Oldest Town, transforms into a winter wonderland full of holiday Girl Named Tom: The Joy of Christmas Tour Dec. cheer and festive events. Christmas in Olde 1, 2024. Bring the family along for classic holiday Jonesborough is stuffed with activities and special plays like A Christmas Carol Dec. 16, 2024 and The events each Saturday Nov. 29-Dec. 21, 2024. Santa Nutcracker, performed will be onsite in his sleigh for pictures and visits with kids. Bring letters to Santa and drop them off in by the Chattanooga Ballet company the mailbox by Dec. 18, 2024 and receive a reply all Dec. 21, 2024.

Christmas in Olde Jonesborough

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Johnson City Welcomes Holiday with Annual Tree Lighting Ceremony Johnson City invites the community to usher in the holiday season at the Candy Land Christmas Grand Tree Lighting Ceremony. The festivities are set for Saturday, Nov. 30, at 6:30 p.m. at King Commons, 112 N. Commerce St. The celebration will begin with a special musical performance by students from Lamar Elementary School. Following the performance, City officials and attendees will join together for the countdown to illuminate more than 180 uniquely decorated Candy Land Christmas trees, including the community tree.

As in previous years, King Commons and Founders Park will be aglow with holiday cheer. New for 2024 is the addition of decorated trees lining Main Street, the Buffalo Street pocket park, and along the path in Majestic Park.

Main Street Director Lindsey Jones.

“The sight of sparkling trees lighting up our city is magical.”

This year, the Grand Tree Lighting Ceremony coincides with Small Business Saturday, emphasizing the importance of supporting local businesses as holiday shopping begins.

“Pairing the tree lighting with Small Business Saturday is a great way to celebrate community spirit,” Jones added. “It’s a perfect time to enjoy the lights and support the many wonderful shops and restaurants that make Johnson City special.”

The Candy Land Christmas trees are decorated by local businesses and non-profit organizations, showcasing the creativity and holiday cheer of the community. New this year, the Johnson City Junior Council “We are thrilled to welcome residents — comprised of selected area and visitors to this cherished event sophomores and juniors — will vote that brings the community together for their favorite tree. In addition, and officially marks the start of the Candy Land Christmas will continue holiday season in Johnson City,” said the tradition of a People’s Choice

Award. Online voting will take place Nov. 30-Dec. 15. The first-place winner will be awarded a complimentary tree for the 2025 Candy Land Christmas.

To vote, visit: www.johnsoncitytn.org/treevoting.

The decorated trees will remain on

display until Jan. 5.

The Candy Land Christmas event is made possible by the generous support of Bank of Tennessee, BrightRidge, Appalachian Maid Services, State of Franklin Healthcare Associates, and TownView Senior Living.

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Someone is constantly watching and the victim now feels on constant alert. The victim may never know why the other person feels the need to know every single detail about their life. Social media profiles are used to create connections, but the person being stalked would rather not connect with you. Minding your own business and letting them live their life instead of chomping at the bit for their next post will serve Using a burner account can often you well. leave a trail. For instance, if you Internet users should never have post a TikTok video on Facebook to live in fear. Placing them in a and someone views that video, situation where they have no idea TikTok will reveal the account what they can do to stop trouble information for that viewer. from finding them puts undue Comparable to snapping a twig stress on an undeserving person. in the forest while trying to hide, Before you click on that profile, liking or viewing a post that you consider the impact your actions should not normally have access will have on them and how easily to will eventually get you caught. you will get caught. What will you say when confronted about After you have been caught, the your actions? victim tends to feel less safe.

Imagine checking your notifications and seeing that someone has viewed a video you posted. This person is not only not following you, they have you blocked. So how were they able to see your video? A burner account (an account that is only used for the purposes of viewing profiles that person would normally not have access to) allowed access to your profile and everything you've posted.

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My adventure with The Loafer has come to an end.

This was a decision I did not take lightly, but after much thought I feel it's time to exit stage left. I will never forget the day my friend Bryan Stevens, now the Editor of The Erwin Record, asked me if I was interested in writing a movie review for The Loafer, as the original owner, the late wonderful Bill Williams, was needing a movie reviewer. I jumped at the chance and the rest is history. My column was originally called Screen Scenes, but in addition to writing about movies, I also covered television, local actors, FanBoy conventions, and even the return of the ETSU Marching Bucs.

Due to writing about more than movies, I decided a name change was in order, so I chose Pop Life, after the Prince song, as I felt the name covered all entertainment genres.

My very first review for

Pop Life

By Ken Silvers theloaferonlineprint @gmail.com

The Loafer was "Batman Returns," so that reveals how long I have been part of this publication. This wonderful gig even led to appearances on WJHL-TV as part of their early morning show discussing the latest movies.

As a movie fan, I always took the approach of wanting to like a movie before the theater darkened instead of waiting to "pick it apart."

More often than not, I always found something good, except for a glaring few instances, to like about the movies I viewed, and never wanted to be called a critic.

I prefer movie reviewer, and still do. Of course, like many movie fans, there are certain films I will never forget seeing on the big screen for the first time when I began this column."Jurassic Park," "The Lord of the Rings" film series, and "The Dark Knight" are just three examples. When 2020 rolled around, none of us expected to be quarantined due to the COVID pandemic, which closed movie theaters.

The fact I no longer had access to one of my favorite places was frustrating and heartbreaking. However, streaming new movies and television shows was a life saver until theaters once again were able to open. The pandemic had a huge impact on theaters, and I encourage you to return to cinemas if you still haven't. There is

still nothing like sharing a cinematic experience with friends and strangers that you just can't get at home.

I want to thank previous Loafer owners Luci Tate, Kimberly Dawn Wilson Santucci, and current owner Lisa Durbin for allowing me to do this column, and to JB Forrester for making

Pop Life look good. Over the years, I hope you have enjoyed Screen Scenes and Pop Life, and thank you for your support. I chose the art this week to reflect my first review in this publication.

As always, see you at the movies!

theloafer.net | November 26, 2024

The End of an Era

theloafer.net |November 26, 2024

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CONCERT SCHEDULE Bristol

BRISTOL TN/VA

PARAMOUNT Dec 20 Morgan Wade Jan 10 An Evening with Dailey & Vincent Jan 16 Belinda Davids Tribute to Whitney Houston Jan 30 Farm & Fun Time featuring The Dan Tyminski Band Feb 15 Vitamin String Quartet Feb 20 Billy F Gibbons and the BFGs Feb 27 Farm & Fun Time featuring Sierra Hull Feb 28 Kathleen Madigan HARD ROCK LIVE Dec 14 The Brian McNight 4 Dec 27 Marcus King

JOHNSON CITY TN

JOHNSON CITY

FREEDOM HALL Feb 22 Let The Good Times Rock Tour with Warrant, Winger, Lita Ford, Dee Snider & Molly Hatchet June 25 Whiskey Myers, JJ Grey & MOFRO MARTIN CENTER FOR THE ARTS Nov 30 49 Winchester Benefit Concert for Second Harvest Food Bank of Northeast Tennessee Jan 30 Black Jacket Symphony performing The Beatles Abbey Road and the band’s greatest hits Feb 6 Marty Stuart and his Fabulous Superlatives Apr 11 Ben Folds

GREENVILLE TN

GREENVILLE

NISWONGER PERFORMING ARTS CENTER Nov 24 Gladys Knight Dec 1 Girl Named TomChristmas Tour Jan 19 Ricky Skaggs & Kentucky Thunder Jan 31 The Frontmen Feb 8 Electric AvenueThe 80’s MTV Experience

Feb 15 Feb 28 Mar 15 Mar 29

Dean Z-The Ultimate Elvis John Waite Three Dog Night The Drifters & Cornell Gunter’s Coasters Apr 5 Journey From The Heart Apr 11 Gene Watson Apr 29 Illusionist Rick Thomas May 2 The Man in Black-A tribute to Johnny Cash May 9 The Brothers Doobie-A Doobie Brothers experience May 17 Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood May 20 Brothers of the Heart

MARION, VA

Marion, VA

LINCOLN THEATRE Nov 22 The Wizards of Winter Nov 23 Jenny Tolman Nov 24 Lightnin Charlie Nov 30 Chapel Hart Dec 14 Dailey & Vincent Dec 20 4 Calling Birds

KNOXVILLE TN

Knoxville

TENNESSEE THEATRE Dec 11 Mike Birbiglia Dec 12 Lindsey Stirling Dec 18 A Magical Cirque Christmas Dec 19 Ricky Skaggs & Kentucky Thunder Christmas Jan 25 Trampled By Turtles Feb 7 Drew & Ellie Holcomb Feb 22 Marc Broussard Feb 23 An Acoustic Evening with Rick Springfield and Richard Marx Feb 27 Matt Matthews Mar 7 Alton Brown Mar 9 Gary Clark Jr THOMPSON BOWLING ARENA Feb 8 Andrea Bocelli Feb 28 Blake Shelton: Friends & Heroes 2025 with Emily Ann Roberts, Craig Morgan, Deana Carter & Trace Adkins Mar 28 Heart May 9 Jeff Dunham KNOXVILLE CIVIC AUDITORIUM Dec 11 Christmas with CeCe Winans and Roman Collins

Jan 31 Feb 2 Feb 14 Feb 22 Feb 23

Marshall Tucker Band Joe Gatto Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Phil Wickham Steve Martin & Martin Short

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MARYVILLE, TN

MARYV

THE SHED May 15-17 Blackberry Smoke May 24 Black Stone Cherry with Tyler Bryant & The Shakedown

ASHEVILLE NC

Asheville

THE ORANGE PEEL Dec 6 & 7 The Wood Brothers Dec 12 Tommy Emmanuel Jan 10 Yonder Mountain String Band Feb 23 Marc Broussard Feb 27 Niko Moon Mar 7 Donna the Buffalo Mar 15 Ani DiFranco Mar 25 & 26 They Might Be Giants Jun 1 Larkin Poe EXPLOREASHEVILLE.COM ARENA Feb 6-8 Billy Strings Feb 14-16 Billy Strings Apr 26 LeAnne Morgan May 14 Tedeschi Trucks Band THOMAS WOLFE AUDITORIUM Dec 12 Mike Birbiglia Jan 30 Joe Gatto Apr 23 Bonnie Raitt

Cherokee

CHEROKEE, NC

HARRAH’S CASINO Nov 23 Babyface Dec 13 Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Evening Dec 14 Colter Wall Dec 20 Home Free Jan 31 Ron White Feb 1 Alice Cooper Feb 8 The Red Clay Strays Mar 7 Joe Bonamassa Apr 18 Chicago

GREENVILLE SC

Greenville, S.C.

BON SECOURS WELLNESS ARENA Dec 13 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Jan 26 TobyMac Mar 13 Blake Shelton

CHARLOTTE NC

Charlotte

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Hello friends and loved ones! In the many years I’ve been writing for The Loafer I have tackled the subject of the Christmas season time and time again.

However, in my opinion, I do not think I ever did anything better on the subject than this piece that you’re about to read, which is appearing again in this column this season for the first time in years. A very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all.

December 25 Dear Diary, Here we are, Christmas day! My wife and I have had a wonderful Christmas!

We had a marvelous meal and enjoyed spending time with family and friends.

However, we're doing something different this year. We're going to roll our gifts out over the 12 days of Christmas.

Should be exciting, and perhaps let that Christmas spirit last a little longer. Today I was given a beautiful pear tree, with a partridge on the top of it. The cat is having a fit over the bird, and I'm trying to figure out where in the yard to put the tree.

December 26 Dear Diary, Today my wife gave me two turtle doves, they're getting along just fine with the partridge. I didn't really ever think I'd have any birds in my lifetime, but now I have three. They're pretty, and they sing well. The cat drools when he walks by

them. We're keeping them as far away from him as possible, I have to run to PetSmart to buy bird feed.

December 27 Dear Diary,

By Andy Ross theloaferonlineprint @gmail.com

January 1 Dear Diary,

OK, things are taking an odd turn, more birds! Today it was three French hens— though I appreciate the number thing she has going for her, I don't know what to do with French hens. Why the French ones? What was wrong with American ones? Will they lay eggs? I mean, it would be nice to have eggs on demand. Still, all these fowl are starting to be a bit foul (I'm hilarious, dairy. Hilarious).

Happy New Year! I'm looking forward to a fresh start for a prosperous new year. We had a great time last night at the party, I fully admit that I overdid it. So much so, that I thought I was hallucinating this morning when I looked out on the lawn and saw eight young ladies milking cows. It was very real, and today's gift. I'm starting to think this whole “12 days of Christmas” thing was a horrible idea.

December 28 Dear Diary,

January 2 Dear Diary,

Four colly birds! What the hell is up with all the damn birds? Did someone tell my wife I wanted to open up an aviary?

Because whoever did is DEAD to me!

I am now the owner of ten birds. The checkout people at PetSmart all know me by name at this point. Today I'm going to pick up more feed, and move the birds into a shack I've built in the back. Wish me luck, diary.

My life is becoming a circus. This evergrowing menagerie now has nine ladies dancing. Birds chirp, maids milk, and now women are dancing all over the house. I'm starting to feel like a club owner. As if I found a barn somewhere full of animals and just said "Dance around it all." If I hear “Cotton Eye Joe” one more time I'm going to scream for 24 hours straight.

December 29 Dear Diary, Finally! NO MORE BIRDS! Instead today I was given Five Golden Rings. I have no idea what I'm going to do with five golden rings, I'm just glad it wasn't more birds.

December 30 Dear Diary, I spoke too soon. Six Geese. Where did she find all of these things!? Was QVC having a fire sale on birds or something?

I really wish she was a bit more practical in her gifting. It's not that I dislike having these birds around, they're lovely. The thing is, I'm just starting to feel a little like Tippi Hedren. I buy my wife jewelry, and she keeps on giving me the bird.

Batteries Not Included

the Waffle House menu.

December 31 Dear Diary, Happy New Year's Eve! We're going out to a friend's tonight for a party, I'm looking forward to it. As you could guess, today it was yet more birds. Seven Swans, who have all taken up residency in our pool. They just swim, peck, eat, swim, peck, eat. PetSmart now sells food to me by the gross. We've locked the cat down in the basement, he has that same gleam in his eyes that I do when I look at

January 3 Dear Diary, I think today's gift was more for my wife than it was for me—actually I think this whole gift thing is just her attempt to Gaslight me. Today it was nine lords a-leaping. Men dancing this time. You can't move anywhere on my property without running into a man or a woman, wearing a leotard, jumping around as if their life depended on it. I think I've fallen into my own personal Circ Du Soleil Hell.

January 4 Dear Diary, Eleven Pipers. That will not. Stop.

Piping. You know how much I hate Renascence fairs? Well, guess what?

I'm now living in the middle of one.

They won't even stop at night! Who did I marry, what happened to that gal? She loved board games and Apple products, not slow torturing her spouse! I think what's far scarier, is that there was a place she could order all of this from. Do you just search for "Lords A-Leaping" on Amazon? Does that get Prime shipping?

January 5 Dear Diary, Today is the final day, praise Jesus! I woke up this morning to what I thought was the sound of rifles being fired to finally put me out of my misery but instead was my last present. Twelve drummers. Just like the pipers of yesterday, they never stop drumming.

They even followed me all the way down to the police station. Did I fail to mention that I was brought in for questioning this morning? It seems that having nine young ladies milking cows on your front lawn is a borderline violation of labor laws.

PETA has set up a protest outside my house as well, they are upset with the number of caged critters on my land.

I was even on the news last night! To top it all off, this morning in my mail, I found a sternly worded letter from Oprah. Next year, I am not exchanging gifts with my wife. I'm just gonna get her a McDonald's gift card...it'll be all I can afford after the legal bills.

See you next week.

theloafer.net | November 26, 2024

The Diary of The Twelve Days of Christmas

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GIFT A SHOW THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

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