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Holiday Happenings & Seasonal Shopping Guide

Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative Director Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Peggy Gale Distribution Herbie Durbin Jon Bill Forrester Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre Public Relations Correspondent Lee Lee Williams

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04 Spotlight 05 From Playtime to Bedtime 06 Holiday Gift Guide 06 Beezwax 07 Tri-Cities Nightlife 08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 11 Things To Do 12 Tri-Cities Faces and Places 14 Doctor's Tips for Staying Healthy During the Holiday Season 14

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This cold air is sure making it feel more like Christmas every day! I hope everyone is staying warm. Am I the only parent that struggles with her kids, especially the boys wanting to wear shorts to school?! It drives me crazy!

Why in the world do they want to wear shorts and a hoodie? Sorry but I just had to get that off my chest. How is your Christmas shopping going? Do not let this wonderful time of remembering baby Jesus turn into stress about money and shopping. When you are ready to shop I would highly suggest you shop local as much as possible. Whatever you are doing this week I pray you are warm, safe and happy!

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Searching for the perfect holiday gifts for little ones? Think about their daily activities and consider how you can make those moments more special. From playtime to bedtime, here are five holiday gift ideas that infuse fun and wonder into kids’ routines: Bath Time Comfort If bath time could use a little revamp, consider a set of bath toys. While rubber ducks are a classic option, today’s bath toys don’t just float, they also spray water, spin, make music and light up, keeping babies and toddlers occupied and engaged while getting clean. Pair this gift with an animal bath wrap, so that getting out of the tub is just as fun.

Ducks, bears and dinosaurs are some of the cutest and coziest options, and are great for the pool and beach, too.

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Glamour and Magic Bring magic into playtime with the Style & Glam On Unicorn. Kids can choose from six glamorous accessories to decorate the unicorn’s horn and tail, then hear the unicorn describe each accessory, helping kids explore colors, counting, feelings and more. Kids can coordinate the color of the unicorn’s star by pressing the gem on her necklace, or place an accessory on her horn to see her star change color to match. Music adds to the dress-up party fun, and her horn and star will flash to the beat.

Creative Mealtimes Make meals more creative with BPA-free, silicone placemats that can be doodled on again and again, and a set of colorful dry erase markers. Easy to clean and featuring designs meant to educate and entertain, they offer parents convenience and little ones endless fun.

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participation in more than 300 activities. Sunny shares fairy tales, classic songs, guessing games, silly jokes and tongue twisters, and also encourages good manners, leads little ones in mindfulness exercises, and teaches healthy habits, such as brushing teeth. When the day is done, set the gentle alarm, and let kids take a quiet moment with Sunny as she leads them in a bedtime routine. They will fall asleep to her softly glowing light.

From sunrise to sunset, great holiday gifts can help you bring magic, fun and creativity into every part of the day.

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Reduce Stress and Promote Happiness With This Holiday Gift Guide Mental health is a critical part of overall wellness. And this holiday season, you can support the well-being of your loved ones with thoughtful gift-giving. From stocking stuffers to big reveal items, use this gift guide below to put a smile on the face of loved ones: • Bath bombs: Bath bombs can be used to create a spa-like environment at home and are a great choice for anyone who needs a gentle reminder to unwind. Be sure to select bath bombs made from such calming ingredients as lavender, bergamot and ylang-ylang for an added aromatherapy boost.

• A weighted blanket: Over 40 million people in the United States have long-term, chronic sleep disorders. Sleep deprivation is not only often caused by poor mental health, it can also exacerbate issues like anxiety and depression.

Help your gift recipient get higher quality sleep with a weighted blanket. Cozy and comfortable on cool nights, they use pressure therapy to mimic the feeling of being hugged or held, and can help alleviate symptoms of anxiety, sleep disorders, ADHD and autism in children and adults.

• A new ride: More than just a toy or gadget, a bicycle represents the freedom to explore the outdoors, spend time with friends and family, make memories and establish routines that promote physical and mental wellbeing.

And of course, it can also provide that stress-relieving, mood-boosting release of endorphins. From traditional mountain bikes

and cruisers to battery ride-ons and e-bikes, Huffy offers bikes for both kids and adults alike have more functions and features than ever before, and promise to bring the wow factor during gift-giving. For kids and teens age 8-15, consider something extra special, like the newly redesigned Green Machine from Huffy, which is engineered to allow for adrenalinepumping 180-degree drifts and turns, and offers

dual-lever pivot steering. Riding, drifting and spinning this trike activates LED light effects and patterns, and adjustable seating supports a wide range of rider heights so that it can grow with a younger gift recipient, and help dial in the fit for a comfortable ride.

• Culinary inspiration: For those who love to bake, the “Mind over Batter” cookbook by licensed psychotherapist and baker, Jack Hazan, will combine their passion with a little self-care. Great for bakers of all abilities and anyone looking for new ways to approach mental health, the cookbook features practical self-care advice alongside 75 approachable recipes for savory and sweet baked goods.

• A massage: Stress affects not only the mind but the body as well. Help alleviate the muscle tension associated with stress with a gift certificate for a massage. Be sure you send your gift recipient to a licensed massage therapist.

There are many forms of massage therapy, so if you happen to know your loved one’s personal preference, try to find that out in advance, or send them to a facility that practices many forms of massage so they can make a choice that best suits their needs.

From gifts that exercise the body during the day to those that relax the mind at night, you can add holiday cheer to the season with thoughtfully selected presents that support mental health and overall wellbeing.

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Doctors’ Tips to Stay Healthy During the Holiday Season The holiday season is a joyous time to reconnect with family and loved ones, but it also brings unique health and safety risks, according to doctors, who recommend a bit of extra vigilance to protect yourself and those close to you.

for Americans defines that as up to one drink per day for women and two drinks per day for men, and only by adults of legal drinking age.

4. Make time to exercise during this busy time of year. A good rule of thumb for “During the hectic holiday season, it can adults is at least 150 minutes a week of moderate-intensity activity, or 75 minutes be hard to carve out time to focus on a week of vigorous-intensity activity. Brisk your wellness. Awareness, along with walks, or even a family trip to the gym, can the adoption of a few healthy habits, provide easy and fun ways to get off the can help you and your family enjoy this special time of year in the best of health,” couch and elevate your heart rate over the says American Medical Association (AMA) holiday season. If you’re traveling, don’t president, Jesse M. Ehrenfeld, M.D., M.P.H. forget to pack your sneakers!

For a healthy, happy season, follow these 5. Factors like holiday spending and tips and recommendations from the AMA: navigating time with extended family can bring on extra seasonal stress. Invest in 1. Vaccination is the best protection your mental health and manage stress against a number of serious respiratory by getting sufficient sleep, exercising viruses circulating this fall and winter. To and seeking help from a mental health protect yourself and your family, get up professional when you need it. to date on your vaccines, including the 6. Make smart choices and plan ahead annual flu shot, as well as the updated COVID-19 vaccine for everyone 6 months if you’re driving. In December 2021 alone, 1,013 Americans died in alcoholand older. Vaccines are also available to protect older adults from severe RSV. New impaired-driving crashes. Do not under any tools to protect infants during RSV season circumstances drive if you intend to drink. include maternal vaccination as well as And if you are the designated driver, make the monoclonal antibody immunization. a 100% commitment to sobriety.

If you have questions, speak with your physician and review trusted resources, including getvaccineanswers.org.

7. Get your New Year’s resolutions started early. Speak with your doctor or health care professional about quitting tobacco and 2. Watch what you eat this holiday season. nicotine use, and declare your home and car smoke-free to eliminate secondhand Pay particular attention to labels and smoke exposure. avoid processed foods as much as you

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Hello readers, well we have long as there is no snow and ice come through Halloween, on the roadways. This is a time of Thanksgiving and fall is over and year to go to holiday parties with winter is here with Christmas just friends and family. We tend to think of winter as a time of rest, around the corner, and a New hibernation, and quiet. But a look at Year approaches. the calendar reveals many holidays The winter solstice marks the around the world that prove this first day of winter, ushering in impression entirely wrong. The months of cold weather and cold months are clearly a popular winter holidays. The winter time for parties and celebrations. solstice will be Thursday, Dec. While some are filled with solemn 21, 2023, marking the first day of tradition, others focus on fun and winter. The winter solstice marks frolic. All pose opportunities for the shortest day and longest interesting and real-life lessons night of the year, according to the in geography, culture, history, National Weather Service. But and religion. Here is a list of a few don't worry, as the days go by, popular traditions celebrated the amount of sunlight increases during winter holidays around while the darkness decreases. the world.

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Christmas: People celebrate this Christian holiday by going to church, giving gifts, and sharing the day with their families. In some parts of Europe, “star singers” go caroling—singing special Christmas songs—as they walk behind a huge star on a pole. The Christmas festivities in Ireland tend to be more religious in nature rather than being about gifts. Christmas celebrations last from Christmas Eve until January 6 (Epiphany). On December 26, known as St. Stephen’s Day, an Irish tradition that is known as the Wren Boys Procession takes place. Children go from door to door singing, holding a stick that is topped by a holly bush and a wren. They ask for money for the “starving wren,” which goes into their pockets. In ancient times, a real wren was killed and fastened to the stick, but today fake wrens are used. The Christmas Eve festivities in the Ukraine are known as Sviata Vechera, which means “Holy Supper.” The celebration begins when the first evening star is sighted in the night sky.

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New Year: In Ecuador, families dress a straw man in old clothes on December 31. The straw man represents the old year. The family members make a will for the straw man that lists all of their faults. At midnight, they burn the straw man, in hopes that their faults will disappear with him.

Mardi Gras: The time of Lent is a solemn one of reflection for Christians, so the Tuesday before Lent begins is a time of merry-making for many people around the world. In New Orleans, people wear costumes and attend huge parades for the festival of Mardi Gras. Brazil’s Carnival also features parades, costumes, and music. This day is also known as Shrove Tuesday.

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How to Host the Holidays Affordably From getting your home ready for guests and finding the perfect gifts to preparing a delicious meal, the holidays can seem overwhelming and expensive – but they don’t have to be.

Take the following steps to save time and money on seasonal essentials.

Prepping Your Home To get your home ready for holiday hosting, begin by decluttering surface areas such as tables and kitchen counters. Next, take an inventory and purchase any additional cleaning supplies you’ll need for a deep clean.

Remember, air care products like festive candles or sprays can freshen cleaned spaces. Next, decorate by sprinkling different holiday décor pieces in the rooms’ focal points. For example, add themed table settings in the dining room and wrap holiday garland around fixtures such as the fireplace mantle or staircase.

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The internet has made it simple to make friends all over the world, but two apps are focused on creating connections right outside your door.

The platform offered by Nextdoor allows users to create a website devoted to neighborhood activities. It encourages conversations about trustworthy services, garage sales, block parties, suspicious activities, and lost animals. Staying in touch while out of town is easy with the mobile app. It encourages users to meet their neighbors and form relationships that can enhance everyday life.

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of the globe in seconds, the best connection of all is our community. (Nextdoor.com) Using trending beers and places, Untappd encourages members to stray from the norm and try something new.

Untappd makes it easy to find local beer lovers and meet new people. Did you just try an AMAZING beer and can’t wait to share it with your friends?

The mobile app lets you spread the word (and make new connections over a shared love of a new beer) before you leave the bar. (Untappd.com) Connecting with your neighbors is easier than ever. The internet is a great place to discover people near you!

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Tis the season for all things sparkling! Whether you’re hosting a holiday soiree for friends, family, employees, or simply ringing in the new year as a party of 1, sparkling wine is the perfect accompaniment.

And you don’t have to break the bank on pricey Champagne or – worse – settle for mass produced $4.99 bubbles from the local grocery store.

Cava is the underdog you might not have heard of, but for the sake of your budget and your taste buds, its time to get acquainted.

amounts of time to develop texture and flavor, and as the bottles are aging, a riddler is assigned to rotate the bottles by hand in the racks every single day, until eventually they’re completely upside down and the lees have fallen to the neck. At that point, the bottles are placed neckdown into a freezing liquid which causes the lees to freeze into a solid mass, the metal cap is removed and the pressure from the CO2 shoots the solid lees out of the bottle in a process known as “disgorgement.” Finally, to refill what was lost during disgorgement, a mix of wine and sugar is added back to the bottle and the bottles are corked, wired and labeled.

average bottle of good quality cava will run you $15-$25. But please, don’t reach for the first label you spot on your big box store shelf.

Sadly, the Cava region has been overpowered by a handful of large, powerful brands (like Freixenet) who mass produce low quality juices and distribute around the world. This would not be an exemplary bottle of fine Cava. Visit your closest specialty wine store and seek out bottles from low yield productions and small, family owned wineries. These people typically employee all organic farming practices and create outstanding wines made from love and tradition.

In spite of using different grapes, because both Champagne and Cava employee the traditional method of So what exactly is that secret aging on the lees, both wines take on traditional method that Josep the same fine, feathery bubbles and Raventos adopted from France? adapt flavors and aromas of creamy Basically, instead of fermenting wine Cava was first produced in Spain brioche, stewed fruits and butter. in a giant tank and adding CO2 to in 1872 by a man named Josep Cava has aging standards which create carbonation, the traditional Raventos. During a visit to the denote the various classifications, method is a 2-step process that Champagne region of France, he but basically, the younger the wine, requires 2 fermentations and months familiarized himself with their the lighter, crisper and more fruity it of hand-turning the bottles. It is the methods of producing beautiful will taste. Alternatively, the longer oldest, costliest and most laborious sparkling wines. This was also the it ages on the lees, it will take on time when phylloxera was decimating production method for sparkling more of those rich yeasty flavors like wine; however, it is also the most grape vines around the world. biscuit, butter, mushroom, dried appreciated and is thought to (Phylloxera was a louse invasion that figs and apricots, and even nuts. produce the highest quality juice on almost singlehandedly destroyed Basic Cava must age a minimum of the market. grape vines around the world during 9 months, Reserva a minimum of 18 the 1800s.) Seeing an opportunity First, grapes must be picked fairly months, Gran Reserva will spend at to fill the gaps in the market and early in the season to reserve their make some money, Josep figured he acidity. The various varietals are then least 30 months on the lees and a new designation called Paraje Calificado could use the native grapes growing fermented in separate tanks to create (or qualified location) must spend at in his hometown that weren’t being various base wines, and then those least 36 months aging. affected by the disease and apply the base wines are blended to create same techniques to create sparkling In addition to levels of aging, there the perfect cuvee and then bottled. wine that was as good, if not better, are also various terms for levels of Once bottled, yeast and sugars are than what was coming out of sweetness. The majority of what is on added and the bottles are capped Champagne…and he wasn’t wrong. with a metal enclosure like you would the market here will be labeled Brut Nature which is the driest, Extra Brut, find on a standard beer bottle. The While there are a coupe of different then Brut which can have up to 12g of trapped yeasts inside will begin regions for Cava in Spain, the vast sugar per liter. a secondary fermentation which majority (95%) comes from the creates CO2 and ultimately bubbles. We all know Champagne can be As the yeasts die they remain as solids some of the most expensive wines inside the bottle and become what is in the world. However, you can find incredibly beautiful, vintage Gran known as “lees.” The wine will age Reserva Cavas for around $30. The in the bottle on the lees for various

I hope this gives you some inspiration for the holidays! Bubbles can pair with practically any food, and of course are a staple on their own for toasts and celebrations. Now that you know what you’re looking for, you can explore some exciting new flavors for the season. Cheers!

Cava in its simplest definition is sparkling wine from Spain produced in the traditional method (or “methode traditionale”.) Due to it’s close proximity to France and the use of this method of production, it is strikingly similar to Champagne in taste and aroma but comes with a much more affordable price tag.

Penedes region in Catalonia. Located near Barcelona in the Northeast of Spain, specifically the village of Sant Sadurni d’Anoia is responsible for practically every Cava you will find on the shelf. Contrary to champagne who uses Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Meunier, the native grapes primarily grown in this region that are authorized for use in Cava wines are Macabeo, Xarel.lo and Parellada.

Additionally, in 1986, the use of Chardonnay was permitted due to its easy growing capacity, intense aroma and versatility. There are also some red grapes authorized for use in Cava wines; Red Garnacha (grenache), Trepat, Monastrell, and Pinot Noir can all be added to create beautiful rose bubbles.

XO - Kathie

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The DC character of Blue Beetle is certainly not that familiar to non-comic book fans. The current version of Blue Beetle, aka Jaime Reyes, a Mexican-America, made his first appearance in the comic book world in Infinite Crisis #3 in 2006. Reyes is the third character to assume the Blue Beetle mantle, with the original being introduced back in 1939 in Fox Comics. The original Beetle was followed by two more characters in the role in 1964 and 1966 respectively.

The new incarnation of Blue Beetle came about as a result of Reyes having an alien scarab bond with him, giving him a suit with extraterrestrial power. The movie "Blue Beetle" begins just before Jaime (Xolo Mariduena) becomes in contact with the scarab. Reyes has returned to Palmera City after graduating from Gotham Law University ready to celebrate with his family. However, Reyes is met with the distressing news his family is facing eviction from their home due to financial struggles. Despite the families money struggles, Reyes sister Milagro (Belissa Escobedo) lands a job at the home of

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Victoria Kord (Susan Sarandon), the CEO of Kord Industries, who have located an ancient alien artifact know as the Scarab. Jaime is also working at Victoris's home, but both are fried after Jaime attempts to stop a confrontation between Victoria and her niece Jenny (Bruna Marquezine). Despite the setback, Jenny thanks him for his effort, and tells him to stop

by Kord Tower the next day for a job opportunity. The following day, Jenny discovers Victoria is using the found Scarab for her OMAC (One Man Army Corps) projects, and realizes her aunt is up to no good. Jenny then steals the Scarab and while fleeing the Kord Tower hands the hidden Scarab to Jaime and tells him to keep the box she handed him safe and not to look inside. Once at home with his family, Jaime is convinced to open the hamburger box the device is hidden in. Once Jaime touches the Scarab, it activates and fuses with him, encasing him in an armored exoskeleton which causes panic with him and his family members. After the shock of what has happened subsides, Jaime confronts Jenny after rescuing her from Victoria' forces. Jenny reveals the Scarab has willingly chosen Jaime to be its host, and he has no choice in the matter. Now that he has discovered he must deal with his new situation, Jaime accepts his destiny and, along with his family, which includes his eccentric Uncle Rudy (George Lopez), take-no-prisoners grandmother Nana (Adriana Barraza), his mom Rocio (Elpidia Carrillo), and sister Milagro, team with Jenny to battle Victoria and her formattable OMAC forces led by bodyguard Igancio

Carapax (Raoul Max Trujillo).

Carapax is a formattable foe as he has been injected with a prototype of the Scarab, so his battle with Jaime is intense.

During the story Jaime discovers via Jenny about the original Blue Beetle, who happed to be Jenny's father. Jaime accepts the mantle of Blue Beetle and discovers a Bugship used by his predecessor. The film concludes with an epic showdown on an island near Cuba, leaving our hero and his family triumph. The film is pure fun, with Mariduean being perfectly cast as BB. It's disappointing the movie didn't fare better at the box office, as the Blue Beetle" is not only

action packed, but introduces a live action version of a cool but often overlooked DC character.

It has been announced that Mariduena will continue in the role of Blue Beetle in the new DC cinematic universe, of which I am happy to hear. The film does feature a mid-credits scene and one animated scene post credits.

I recommend "Blue Beetle" for comic book fans and anyone who wants to kick back and enjoy an action-packed film origin story for a superhero who deserves the live-action treatment. (Rated PG-13)

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A game plan had been made before Thanksgiving. The idea was to get most of the non-tree-related Christmas decorations up before the day of the feast. Storage tubs of decorations were brought forth and then placed in a holding pattern in the guest room since we had no one coming to stay with us. But, as well know, make a plan, and sometimes life will find a way of throwing everything into chaos.

The tree was to go up the Friday after Thanksgiving with trimming in the evening. The tree went up just fine, only it was leaning to one side a little. It’s a pre-lit tree, which is what is in vogue these days. However, if you don’t line up the center rod that connects the three sections the lightning won’t work properly. Even when it does, the lights that the tree came with felt a little lacking last year, so we got additional strands of lights to augment those.

the rest of them were off. At least we had bought new lights last year, so I got all those on the tree, then added another tangled, mangled, knotted strand from the deep back of a storage box to make up for what wasn’t working.

I do not know how, but I do know that one of the hard truths of life is that no matter how hard you try how much you neatly and carefully put away the Christmas tree lights, they will become a tangled mess by next December. I don’t know if it’s the Summer heat that penetrates the garage during their long rest that makes the wires co-mingle, but something makes them ball up to where you spend a lot of time swearing and trying to work them out into a cohesive line again.

Lights de-tangled, frustrations growing, I wrapped the lights around the tree and plugged them into the outlet. They glowed beautifully, the tree was lovely, and ornaments began to hang.

After getting the tree lined up When we finished I stood back to correctly, and double-checking all the contact points for power inside admire the tree. It looked perfect.

I was exhausted at that point as I the tree were set right, I plugged the tree in and turned it on. It was a had spent three days in my kitchen whole lot of nothing. Just the lights cooking and trying to decorate this and that and the other. I turned off on the bottom third came on and the tree, brushed my teeth, and went to bed.

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The following morning, after a very deep sleep, I woke up and left my bed to get a cup of coffee.

Coffee in hand I went over to the tree and turned it on. It was a grey, overcast morning, so the tree looked beautiful against the darker skies outside. I was happy that I was going to be able to enjoy a quiet, restful Saturday. No decorating to do, no baking or cooking to worry about, just rest.

That is when the lights on the top two-thirds of the tree went out.

My jaw dropped, literally dropped, like a moment in a movie. I was annoyed and confused. I set my coffee down and began to fiddle with the tree. I looked for where the strands were connected and

reset the connections. Nothing. I turned the tree off and checked the fuse at the plug, it was fine. I was confused as to why lights that were brand new last season had just given up the ghost.

This led to one conclusion which really set my teeth on edge. I would have to go get new lights, then remove all the ornaments on the upper two-thirds of the tree and start all over again. Gone was my restful Saturday. Gone was my day of finally having a break from the madness of Turkey Day. Off I went to shower and get ready, then off I went to the store.

The store was almost out of Christmas lights as of course they were. They had the multi-color ones, but I needed warm white to match the rest of my tree. I was

impatient and didn’t want to wait for an online order, I needed them now so I could be done with the tree and maybe rest before I had to start shopping for all my family and friends.

I got lights, I got them on the tree, they worked, and then I spent another hour getting all those ornaments back on the tree. I was tired, I was almost 4:30 by the time I had finished with everything.

I ordered a pizza and collapsed into a recliner. I was grumpy, over Christmas decor, and hoping it’s not a prescient of how the holiday season is going to go. So far we are holding but with some trepidation as the big day approaches. See you next week.

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