A stormtrooper reconsiders his support for snoke the new yorker

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A Stormtrooper Reconsiders His Support for Snoke | The New Yorker

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A Stormtrooper Reconsiders His Support for Snoke By Teddy Wayne

January 11, 2018

Photograph by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Lucas ilm / Everett

m just a stormtrooper grunt, seventeen years in the service, so I don’t follow politics all that closely, you know? I ght the Resistance, I hyperspace home six parsecs to my wife and kids on Eadu, and then I do it again the next day. Your classic man in the white Phase III armor.

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And I’d cast my ballot for Supreme Leader Snoke, if we had voting. I’m a law-and-order guy, obviously, so I’m with him on exterminating all Resistance scum. I love his First Order First agenda of building a force eld around our planets and making those freeloading aliens in the Mos Eisley Cantina pay for it. Oh, yeah, and draining the swamp on Dagobah—Snoke tells it like it is, and if you can’t handle it, go back to your own galaxy.

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