Hilarious Bear

Dobrosav Bob Živković

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Dobrosav Bob Živković

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Why will a tree fall over when Bear leans on it? – The smart man bows to the fool.

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Bear asked Ant: – How old are you?

– Seven months.

– But I am also seven months old, and look how big I am!

– Yes, but I was sick for three months.

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A black bear ran into a polar bear. He looked at the white bear for a while, and then asked him: – What make of bleach do you use?

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What does the Rabbit do when he wants to crack something stupid? – He cracks the bear.

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Bear entered the house and suddenly there was a BOOOM! – What was it that fell, darling? – Mother Bear asked him from the kitchen.

– My coat.

– How come the coat made such a loud noise?

– I was still in it!

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Bear ran into Sparrow and told him: – Sparrow, I am very hungry and I will eat you right now!

– But I’m not a sparrow.

– What are you then?! – asked Bear.

– An eagle.

– Then why are you so small?

– I’m underdeveloped – answered Sparrow quickly.

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