Digital monster week 2

Digital Monster Week 2 6/ 05/ 2013 13/ 05/ 2013: A book by

Jakobi Le Roi Kid

1st digital printing. Š Jacobus Gideon Louis Nieuwoudt 2016 ISBN

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For the group.

And everybody in it.

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Week Two: Well actually more than a week, a week and a Monday. Normally everybody is all Boomtown Rats and couldn’t give a Geldof about even flashing you a smile. Not us, no, we are always up for a bit of fun. As you will see in this volume, the warning on the cover is there for a reason. It gets really wild at times, and we say some shit that could offend some self entitled mothers. But who gives a shit right? This is art, and everything is of course open for interpretation. Also fuck grammar, the known English world and sentence construction. It’s all jolly good that you forced the Germans to apologize but don’t think we don’t know where the fucking death camps originated. Yeah, suck it down, Romero style! (No color this time, maybe for a special or something.)

This is nothing compared to what’s to come, so hold on, cause I’ve got a Phillips here and you’re about to get screwed.

Now as I leave you, know that what you are about to read is all unedited, save for the names of the, lets call them participants, reason being, well, you'll see.

In here lies the stuff that makes us human. The things that we do in the shadows now cast into light. We say what we want because you listen, you listen because we speak our minds and you don’t.

Unlawful, carnal and fearless. These are the transcripts of the days of our digital lives.

This is our Groupie.

Blacked out CIA style, project Digital Monster, prelude complete. “It's almost predictable”

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“I’m not the one to say the grass is greener on the other side, baby.

And you’re not the one to say, come let me in I’ll make it all okay.”

“I wish you would.” – Vain.

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Secretly you carry a terror mask around, Blood been too much for you ever since you finally woke up, Whenever shit gets real you pull that terror mask out Cause just like advertised in the trailer life has become too much.

Cut throats and deviants stalk your neighborhood, You're too afraid to go out, so you rather stay in bed, walk with your eyes downward, never watch them sneer, cause if they catch a glimpse of your sexy smile, you're in for a little bit of rape and veneer. Scared and guarded your innocence once was, but you grew up with MTV, thought it made you a big girl now, I saw you thrust yourself into his blade the other night, no wait not him that was last week, got to keep up with your sinful delights.

You were crying and foul, smelling of things that shouldn't belong.

But luckily you were wearing that terror mask, cause the blood was too much for you to handle.

You found it in the attic crushed underneath some old dusty records, music you cannot relate to, not anymore. You don't know whose it was, or why they kept it, but when you saw the directions on the back you finally had the power to accept it.

Secretly you carry a terror mask around, Blood been too much for you ever since you finally woke up, pity it's just a piece of cardboard otherwise you'd never take it off.

JGL 2013 What color is yours?

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Electronically inclined, always online, 0 ping, Baby where other men falter, I shine.

Nightmare medicine for the world can't sleep cause of the constant drill.

Succubus download to the main membrane, it’s not your imagination girl, I'm really programmed that way.

Engineered to please, Please make sure you save your energy. Asimovically deranged, corrupted binaries led me to go insane. Operating system crashed a long time ago, hacked my own soul just to see myself go. No reflection on the monitor, you forgot to log out again didn't you?

Exit dialogue has been deleted and it only says continue.

You want to talk, But I can only say yes. System restore, complete. You want to say I love you, But it’s impossible to love a machine.

Your fingers keep touching me wanting something more, but I'm electronically inclined, just like I said before.

JGL 2013 They keep calling me.

So it continues.

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06/05/2013 08:02: SPOOKY: Jojo 08:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : Morning all...

08:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : School 08:03: SPOOKY: Morning HOTCHOCOLATE, how's the arm?

08:12: VOODOO : Morning people 08:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Morning Spooky It's swollen Morning VOODOO 08:16: SPOOKY: Hey 08:26: SPOOKY: U iced it yet?

08:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm a MAN! I don't need no ICE! *seconds later* IT'S SOOOOORE 08:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : I mean...

Pfft. Only ice I use is the chunks of ice I tear off of ice caps to chill my manly brown beers 08:41: SPOOKY: Lol 08:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : Watching anime where for most episodes, the lead is a coward... Ugh. (Mirai Nikki)...

And now I have to deal with Alibaba.... It's been FOUR EPISODES! GROW A PAIR!!!

08:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : #Magi 08:49: SPOOKY: Lol sitting infront of a fire, trying to write an introduction of myself for a pitch, while trying to get over the fact that the flu meds I take at night, induces the worst nightmares I have ever had in my life, while still trying to keep this intro as light and charming as possible J 08:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Watch a comedy :D 08:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Pitch?

08:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : For? A book? Manga? Business plan? Shit-baby?

08:52: SPOOKY: Lol yeah its for this show I want to write for, its mostly for the viewers this guy gets, I need a bigger audience if publishers or production companies are gonna take me seriously. So I'm gonna sort of ride his wave, by using my talents to make him famous, and myself in the process 08:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Aw, look at you all business minded and knowing how to ride on someone's coat tails What sort of show is it?

08:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tv? 08:55: SPOOKY: Youtube, its a new outlet 08:59: SPOOKY: Its an an anime, he animates it himself, I can't say much. Cause most of the stuff I have planned are pretty exciting, 09:00: SPOOKY: An its supposed to be a surprise 09:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tell me when it's up GOOD LUUUUUCK 09:03: SPOOKY: thanks HOTCHOCOLATE 11:44: REVAN: <IMAGE > 11:44: REVAN: Hahaha this 11:51: SPOOKY: lol

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12:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : I've always loved yahoo fails That one was a win 12:24: VOODOO : Lol 12:59: SPOOKY: legendary 13:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : There was one on how to tell if their son is gay 13:19: SPOOKY: Lol what was the answer 13:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 14:09: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 14:33: SAM: Lol Rev, HOTCHOCOLATE 14:33: SAM: Wtf is that guy doing Spooky? -.-" 14:35: REVAN: Spooky True Blood S6 FULL trailer on YouTube 14:36: REVAN: Sexy SAM 14:36: REVAN: Wanna play doctor <3 14:36: REVAN: Haha 14:37: SAM: O.o" 14:38: SAM: Lol you okay?

14:38: REVAN: Yes? 14:38: REVAN: So mean 14:39: SAM: Lol not xD 14:40: REVAN: REJECTION burns 14:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Rev, his heart belongs to Lita...

14:44: SAM: No, NONO! 14:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : yes, YESYES 14:45: REVAN: Oh right. *backs off* we're cool 14:45: VOODOO : Ha ha ha 14:45: VOODOO : Aww thought u guys wana play doctor 14:46: SAM: Lol 14:46: VOODOO : As in role play lol 14:46: REVAN: Me too. But i don't want any infections from Lita 14:46: SAM: I don't play 14:47: SAM: Mean -.14:48: REVAN: SAM doesn't wanna play with me cz he's afraid I'll ruin his chances with an older lady...

14:49: VOODOO : SAM u're disgusting 14:49: REVAN: Ikr 14:50: SAM: Lol y u people associate me with Lita??

14:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : Cause you had sexy Lita time 14:51: VOODOO : Haha 14:52: SAM: She tried to rape me!

14:47: SPOOKY: Kry jou boek 14:47: SPOOKY: Lol 14:47: SPOOKY: Sa 14:52: REVAN: They had saxy time 14:52: REVAN: Thanks bro 14:47: SPOOKY: SAM thats jim carrey in the cable guy 14:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : Riiiiight SAM

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14:53: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha! Yeah, it was saxy time 14:53: SAM: Omg isn't that the movie with the gay scene in the prison..?

14:53: REVAN: SAM & Lita had mig saxy time 14:54: VOODOO : Truth is once, longtime ago back in mig days SAM asked me to respect lita cuz she's an old anime reg and older than me also.

14:54: VOODOO : and I didn't give a damn about him 14:55: REVAN: Haha VOODOO hi5 14:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM >.<â&#x20AC;&#x2122; 14:55: SAM: Lol she's old indeed..-.-" 14:56: REVAN: Its proof that SAM & Lita were...involved 14:56: SAM: Omg that was before I see her!

14:56: VOODOO : Hi 5 lol 14:56: REVAN: Riiight 14:57: REVAN: Yu saw more than any of us wanna see 14:57: SAM: Lol you can say I was naive back then..

14:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : And after you saw her?

14:57: VOODOO : I dunu but he asked me that nicely maybe he thought I'm rude to regs and stuff 14:57: VOODOO : But who cares?

14:57: SAM: Eww don't remind me x.x 14:58: VOODOO : I don't believe SAM 14:59: SAM: How come you remember all of this VOODOO? That was like 2007 -.-"" 14:59: VOODOO : Mid 2008 14:59: VOODOO : SAM 15:00: SAM: 5 years ago..o.o" 15:00: BLANKA : Lol he and josh saw the terror 15:00: VOODOO : Because back then I chatted to very few people, most of the time was busy with lita 15:01: SAM: Well, I have changed since then~ 15:01: VOODOO : And you were one of them, the rest were raisa, ele, jake, yona and dracu 15:01: VOODOO : Raisa's I'd was something shadow, can't remember 15:01: BLANKA : Lol I'm not included 15:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : Was Lita saxy?

15:02: VOODOO : Omg josh too! But I got to know him year 09 15:02: SAM: I feel old lol 15:04: REVAN: Its all Lita's STDs 15:05: SAM: I give up -.-"" 15:05: REVAN: XD 15:06: SAM: Lol 15:06: VOODOO : BLANKA you miss me?

15:07: VOODOO : SAM u must buy rukia a red rose and take her out 15:07: BLANKA : U were more fond of jake I guess 15:07: VOODOO : Don't make her feel bad 15:08: VOODOO : Loooong ago yes BLANKA 15:08: VOODOO : But u do miss me every day and every moment

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15:08: SAM: I'd do that if I was there VOODOO. Not just one rose xD 15:08: VOODOO : And when I don't call you big fat BLANKA you go cry under your blankets 15:08: VOODOO : Wow SAM 15:09: BLANKA : Lol 15:09: BLANKA : Talking with jake nw 15:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:11: SAM: Most epic scene in FMA! 15:11: VOODOO : Just in special occasions like if I say happy birthday lol, cus we're friends on facebook 15:12: VOODOO : And I draw for him cuz he draw for me before 15:12: SAM: King Bradley is one badass old man. Respect  15:12: VOODOO : I'm surprised though many mig people can draw nicely 15:13: VOODOO : Sakura, josh and yona are talented 15:08: SPOOKY: Listening to the kill bill soundtrack while i walk home from the shops 15:13: VOODOO : I draw but I don't have time now 15:14: VOODOO : Isn't it cold there Spooky?

15:10: SPOOKY: Nope, besides i need the fresh air 15:15: SAM: Cold? Lucky. It'a scorching hot here. At VOODOO's too I bet 15:11: SPOOKY: Its hot now, this morning it was hot 15:12: SPOOKY: Cold i mean 15:17: VOODOO : I miss hating summer heat 15:13: SPOOKY: Lol 15:18: SAM: Lol VOODOO 15:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : I prefer the cold of June to the blazing mordor of October 15:13: SPOOKY: I love the heat 15:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's easier to control your temp in the cold. Wear lots of warm clothes or/and don't leave bed...

15:16: SPOOKY: In the summer you get to walk around naked 15:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Heat is like "What? Even naked imma getcha! HAHAHA! Bitch."

15:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : So yeah... Cold FTW 15:21: SAM: I bet tempreture never goes beyond 40° there Spooky 15:21: SAM: Lol VOODOO xD 15:17: SPOOKY: 40 is about the worst 15:18: SPOOKY: But with the o zone layer disappearing, itl get hotter, yeah:D 15:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was surprised to learn that "heat waves" we're affecting the white folk of USA some years ago and there were centers set up with air cons to help the people and I was thinking "Are you serious?"

15:19: SPOOKY: Lol americans are pussys most of them 15:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : *were 15:24: SAM: I just noticed. I'm about the only guy here who shares anime pics. Tsang does too but it's usually ecchi and such -.-" 15:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tsang is mostly porn 15:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : And one piece 15:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or one piece porn

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15:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : There was a pic of a boat though 15:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : That must've been an accident. Or people were having sex on the boat 15:26: SAM: Boat pic was good o.o 15:27: SAM: Guys, watch FMA: Brotherhood 15:22: SPOOKY: No 15:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : No sex on the boat?

15:23: SPOOKY: I don't like watching something twice unless I thought it was brillaint SAM, fma was okay for me 15:29: SAM: This one is different Spooky 15:24: SPOOKY: Haha on what level?

15:25: SPOOKY: Plus I don't feel like watching my favourite character die twice 15:30: SAM: The plot is different. The events arw different, many characters that never appered before. The old FMA was like 50% fillers 15:26: SPOOKY: That guy with the photo of his kid, I cried when he died 15:31: SAM: I was lazy to download it because I thought it would be boring, since i watched the old one and liked it 05:31: VOODOO : Lol 15:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : HI 5 Spooky!

15:27: SPOOKY: Hi 5 HOTCHOCOLATE 15:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : That dude still dying in brotherhood is a douche move 15:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : ELICIA-CHHAAAAAAN 15:32: SAM: Then you'll love to see,the revenge of Mustang 15:28: SPOOKY: He should have been the main character 15:33: SAM: The art, the animation, the events, all different. You're gonna love it. Trust me on this 15:29: SPOOKY: Which site can I see manga rankings, like what's being read the most or downloaded scanlation wise? Like a site where you can read shit 15:34: SAM: Lol i'll remind you again, half of the old anime was FILLER. Those events never happened 15:35: SAM: www.mangareader.net is what I use 15:35: VOODOO : reading what these guys are chattin about 15:31: SPOOKY: I'm over fma lol the main thing that bothers me now and keeps me away are the voice actors, they annoy me. The show was cool 15:36: VOODOO : Bride of Deimos... My fav manga 15:37: SAM: Voice actors are different too. Though I think Ed and Al go the SAMe voices 15:33: SPOOKY: They irritate me lol 15:38: SAM: Muatang got Urahara Kisuki voice 15:38: SAM: Mustang* 15:33: SPOOKY: One piece isn't even on the most popular list 15:39: VOODOO : Lol 15:39: SAM: Ed got Temari's voice ya know 15:34: SPOOKY: Oh wait, no there it is way down there 15:39: VOODOO : Haha SAM, really?

15:34: SPOOKY: Lol kidding its below bleach though

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15:40: SAM: Yea VOODOO really 15:40: VOODOO : You get to read mangas online there or download them?

15:40: VOODOO : In mangareader 15:41: SAM: OP below Bleach? What is this blasphemy ? ] 15:36: SPOOKY: Lol bleach is still pure action though 15:41: SAM: I read them online there Spooky, but I think you can download them too 15:37: SPOOKY: berserk is at the bottom 15:42: VOODOO : Okay, I'm not Spooky 15:42: VOODOO : -wears black and green socks15:37: SPOOKY: Lol 15:38: SPOOKY: Berserk is below high school of the dead?

15:43: SAM: Lol 15:39: SPOOKY: Mangafox has an actual ranking 15:40: SPOOKY: Completely different to mangareader 15:40: SPOOKY: Noblese 15:45: SAM: When it comes to ratings, I only care about MAL rating 15:45: SAM: MyAnimeList 15:46: SAM: myanimelist.net/topmanga.php?type=bypopularity 15:41: SPOOKY: Yeah its an awesome site 15:46: SAM: But yeah, for example, not many know about Berserk 15:42: SPOOKY: Lol but that's only based on all time, like Dragonball could be number 1 but its not even published anymore, currently 15:47: SAM: Shounen in general is more popular, Not necessarly better 15:48: SAM: Yeah 15:44: SPOOKY: Cause I read some interesting stuff last night 15:44: SPOOKY: People always talk bout the big 3 15:44: SPOOKY: One piece, naruto and bleach 15:45: SPOOKY: Before that HxH was in bleachs place 15:46: SPOOKY: Its the manga that gets the most exposure, and is pushed the most by jump magazine in terms of marketing. They see potential and the exploit it.

15:51: SAM: I liked HxH. It was good 15:51: BLANKA : Isn't fairy tail also in jump magazine?

15:46: SPOOKY: One piece has been part of the big 3 since the late 90s 15:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hxh 15:51: SAM: The anime though. The manga got some bad art lol 15:47: SPOOKY: Nope I think I read its being published by Shounen magazine or something 15:52: BLANKA : Must be shounen west 15:48: SPOOKY: Which is funny cause it can sell more than bleach or naruto but it won't be considered as part of the big 3 because of jumps history as supreme 15:48: SPOOKY: Now when bleach and naruto finally ends, we know bleach is in its last arc and naruto is nearing completion 15:53: BLANKA : And that's why op is ranked number one in jp 15:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : Op NEEDS to end 15:54: BLANKA : Lol

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15:49: SPOOKY: What will be the next big two after one piece? Cause right now, nothing can beat it, its sells twice as much as the 8 other titles combined on the top ten 15:54: SAM: OP is good, but it's not the best 15:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ok, does OP have a final purpose?

15:50: SPOOKY: Plus to be honest I don't think I can even imagine a world without bleach or naruto, its been here for like ten years and more already 15:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : As in? Are they looking for the precious? The one piece (ring) to rule them all?

15:55: BLANKA : Lol toriko could take its spot 15:51: SPOOKY: They say so, Toriko and maybe something completely new?

15:55: SAM: Nor other silly shounens like Naruto, Bleach or fairy tail 15:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : I vote psyren 15:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Fairy tail is next 15:56: SAM: Screw shounen 15:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : And with the jiggly butt gang, I can't argue that it's not silly 15:56: BLANKA : Lol join the world of shoujo 15:56: SAM: Had enough of these good kids and their friendship crap lol 15:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : MAGI!!!!!

15:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah, the power of friendship is getting old...

15:52: SPOOKY: I think psyren could make one hell of a media franchise 15:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's already old 15:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Older than one piece 15:52: SPOOKY: The thing is with the market today, it could go either way 15:57: SAM: Guts doesn't give a fuck lol 15:52: SPOOKY: More girls are reading so they might add that stupid gay shit girls like in japan 15:57: SAM: He used a little innocent kid as bait 15:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : A manga where the main characters are evil would be AWESOME 15:57: BLANKA : Lol who was complaining about alibaba 15:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Oi! Yaoi is awesome SAM! 15:58: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE you perv o.o 15:53: SPOOKY: Yaoi is dumb lol 15:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's sweet!

15:54: SPOOKY: I'm thinking Toriko and HxH 15:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Some of it anyway 15:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Like love neko 15:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Gravitation or whatever it's called looks stupid 15:59: SAM: Yaoi = gay hentai 15:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hetalia something something... Is that yaoi too?

15:54: SPOOKY: Psyren may be third 15:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hehe SAM I know what yaoi is... And it's still sweet 15:59: SAM: I don't think there is a bright future for HxH 16:00: SAM: I remember reading that the mangaka been ill for a while 16:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hxh hiatus kills it 16:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Takes decades for an episode to be released

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16:00: SAM: Seems that he's pretty old too...

16:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's still a brilliant show 15:57: SPOOKY: That's what everyone is saying it has the potential but the mangaka is the downfall 16:06: SAM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oUW1MmZjDI&feature=youtube_gdata_player 16:08: SAM: Damn mirror image and shitty res ruined this lol 16:31: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE's mad...

16:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Someone should heal him... Or get him Viagra and a super hot wife who demands his manga daily 16:19: SAM: Haha 16:21: BLANKA : This some dumb shit 16:22: BLANKA : Saw the latest vid of david so 16:28: BLANKA : Dude says women deserve to be raped becoz of the way they dress 16:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : Name of vid?

16:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : Y Am I mad?

16:32: SAM: You're not? O.o 16:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : No...

16:32: BLANKA : Lol its vlog 72 16:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : I don't usually feel bad unless I know the whole story...

16:32: BLANKA : Davidso 16:32: SAM: Come to think of it, i've never seen HOTCHOCOLATE get mad before...

16:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : My friend's sis got raped (quite young) and I was mad as hell 16:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : My friend got raped and I didn't feel a thing 16:33: SAM: Omg...

16:28: SPOOKY: Black areas...lol 16:33: BLANKA : Was the friend a dude?

16:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol! A girl 16:33: SAM: Rape seems too damn common there x.x" 16:34: HOTCHOCOLATE : She was wild and apparently not as innocent as I'd thought...

Those are the 2 of the only 4 rape situations I know of...where I know the people 16:34: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's common everywhere I think 16:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : If a girl moves around practically naked, I do believe she may be asking for it. Decency is necessary 16:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : But then again, the man's dick should be cut off cause it can't think for itself and is therefore not helping him not rape people.

16:35: SAM: Very rarely happens around these areas 16:31: SPOOKY: Haha muslim countries they do cut shit off 16:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha, I thought that too SAM...

16:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'd rather be murdered than raped.

16:37: SAM: Lol not dicks though 16:33: SPOOKY: a girl should know that if she dresses like that she's either gonna be expected to take money after sex or carry a weapon 16:37: BLANKA : Chop his ryt hand off 16:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : Not dicks?

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16:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Y not?

16:38: SAM: But yeah the way girls dresses these day is like they're asking for it. "Look at my naked body" -.-" 16:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha, chop his wanking hand off?

16:38: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE we don't wank with our right hands!

16:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Women have the right to wear what they like...but some abuse the privilege and wear nothing 16:34: SPOOKY: I do, I'm amidexturious lol 16:39: SAM: Hmm maybe if you're left handed..Or nvm lol -.-" 16:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha, left hand? So it feels like its someone else?

16:39: SAM: Lolol 16:35: SPOOKY: Haha you sit on it for awhile lol when its numb you get to the chopaaa 16:40: SAM: And you use the left hand to navigate through the bank. I see 16:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : I saw a girl with a see through elastic dress that ended right at her ass.

And you could see each globe perfectly...as well as the bits of cellulite.

16:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : Now SHE was asking for it. Not rape but THE D 16:36: SPOOKY: Damn HOTCHOCOLATE. Get off her corner!

16:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lmao!!! it was at the mall!

16:36: SPOOKY: You might get stabbed!

16:41: SAM: Why some women dress like this i'll never understand 16:36: SPOOKY: Maybe the mall is her corner 16:42: SAM: Women looked much sexier and pretty when they used to wear long dresses and stuff IMO o.o 16:37: SPOOKY: Lol SAM is upset cause he only gets to see eyes most of the time, skin action 16:42: SAM: They were elegent 16:37: SPOOKY: SAM isn't there any foreigners in sudan?

16:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was in jeans, sneakers and a Tshirt and there's a restaurant that turns into a dance club (apparently) on weekends... I was meeting my friend after my anime get together...

I kinda felt weird seeing so many semi-naked girls 16:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM sees way more 16:38: SPOOKY: Lol 16:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Malawi set laws against short skirts, dresses & shorts and women can get arrested for wearing emî?&#x2019; 16:44: SAM: Lol no Spooky niqab is rare here 16:40: SPOOKY: Lol 16:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : The kaponyas (street folk) here had a period of time when they'd strip girls who wore revealing clothing like tight jeans, leggings and the like 16:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'd always wanted to see it in action 16:45: SAM: There are many foreigners, they wear what they want, but most wear decent, easy to move in clothes 16:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : Easy to remove?

16:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM!!!

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16:41: SPOOKY: I was on vacation ones as a kid and there was these muslim woman who got into the swimming pool wearing those black dresses 16:46: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE you perv -.-" 16:46: BLANKA : Waarheid 16:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky LIESSSS 16:42: SPOOKY: I felt sorry for the woman actually cause the man with them seemed so dominant lol 16:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : The men always seem dominant 16:42: SPOOKY: And these plastic bouncey girls were running up and down between them lol 16:47: BLANKA : This way back 16:47: SAM: Lol Spooky 16:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : Do they see their wives before they marry?

16:47: SAM: They do 16:43: SPOOKY: Now I'd imagine them yelling infidels!

16:49: SAM: Spooky you should visit dubai lol 16:44: SPOOKY: I will lol if only for VOODOO 16:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : For high class prostitutes?

16:45: SPOOKY: I bet they wanted to swim in their swim suits 16:46: SPOOKY: If I want high class prostitutes I'd call a number here lol not pay 5k 16:46: SPOOKY: Unless offcourse its something weird and dirty then I'd pay a lot 16:46: SPOOKY: Depending offcourse on the diseases they carry 16:47: SPOOKY: And if they need a place to crash after wards 16:47: SPOOKY: I bet I can watch a whore have sex with a car for less than R50 lol 16:47: SPOOKY: I'd probably have to feed her though 16:48: SPOOKY: So that's like a piece of bread 16:48: SPOOKY: Maybe some water 16:48: SPOOKY: I won't bath her cause really 16:49: SPOOKY: Lol 16:49: SPOOKY: Hahaha I want to prank one of my buds like that one day 16:50: SPOOKY: I pay this time next time you do its all good 16:50: SPOOKY: 'But I have crabbbbbbbs!'

16:51: SPOOKY: 'If it smells funky, you don't dunk your dick in it...its your own fault bro' 16:51: SPOOKY: 'Fuck you, come here!'

17:09: SAM: <IMAGE> 17:08: SPOOKY: He's gonna kick some miniature butt!

17:13: SAM: <IMAGE> 17:13: SAM: What a bawss 17:14: SAM: Man-eating "elves" 17:15: SAM: They're like "come play with us" 17:11: SPOOKY: Awesome manga 17:11: SPOOKY: Its as old as I am the main manga 17:16: SAM: Best i've ever read 17:14: SPOOKY: Jup,

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19:05: Tsang : I think hunter x hunter nd toriko can be the next anime tops once bleach nd naruto ends 19:06: Tsang : Nd i think they should make crows anime......it ill be sooo awsssm then 19:08: Tsang : Huter x hunter. Toriko. Crows.........nw dat ill be something 19:44: SAM: <IMAGE> 19:52: Tsang : SAM i watched one piece upto ep511 19:53: SAM: Damn you watch alot -.-" 19:57: Tsang : Ya dats wat i do nw dat im working wth my bro...since ths year started lil much of work..... nd most of th days at home......so its lik i dnt hav a job bt i get paid 19:57: SAM: Ah 19:58: Tsang : So i watch ateast 10episodes minmum a day and 20episode a day regularly 19:59: SAM: I get bored if I watched 5 episodes in a row...

20:00: Tsang : Hehe....i just hav th one piece fever nw so cant stop watching 20:01: Tsang : Nd i made a rule nw....no matter what anime i watch i ill atleast watch 10episodes a day minimum 21:20: VOODOO : 10 21:59: BLANKA : Destroy rebuild until god shows 22:53: VOODOO : Eating chips 22:53: VOODOO : Midnight snack 22:53: VOODOO : BLANKA must envy me now 23:16: SAM: You're gonna get fat VOODOO o.o 23:21: VOODOO : I don't eat meat and egg an yogurt then drink pepsi like u do 23:21: VOODOO : And23:22: VOODOO : I'll go buzz BLANKA lol 23:23: SAM: Mmmm you gotta admit it sounds yummy.. 23:24: SAM: Haha okay. Night 23:25: VOODOO : Night night

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07/05/2013 13:28: BLANKA : Lol vuvuzelas in america 13:35: VOODOO : BLANKA 13:36: VOODOO : did u enjoy that fecking game?

13:36: BLANKA : Lol it was intense ya 13:37: VOODOO : ok 13:37: VOODOO : BLANKA. I recommend you play hello kitty cafe 13:38: VOODOO : I rock that game! I reached level hundred 13:38: BLANKA : Lol 13:38: VOODOO : I'm a gamer girl hahah 13:38: BLANKA : Is it a fb game?

13:38: VOODOO : I also played fish ville 13:39: VOODOO : Hello kitty cafe is for ipad only but it posts on my behalf on facebook 13:39: VOODOO : Dunu why 13:39: VOODOO : I just log off fb from there 13:40: BLANKA : Lol wants u to show off ur scores 13:58: VOODOO : Lol 15:02: BLANKA : Shit 15:03: SAM: Uh hi BLANKA o.O 15:03: REVAN: Someone threw a shoe into Harry Style's crotch  15:03: BLANKA : Lol who's harry 15:04: REVAN: Hair 15:04: REVAN: Loling so hard 15:04: REVAN: Shame he actually fell over 15:49: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:50: VOODOO : Woe 15:50: VOODOO : Wow15:51: VOODOO : I want to marry the 2nd guy from below 15:51: VOODOO : But he's not real 15:51: SAM: Ayami Kojima (Artist of the Castlevania series) is one of my favorite artists o_o 15:52: SAM: Lo hold on i'll show you more of her Castlevania art 15:52: VOODOO : Too bad I'm only surrounded by bimbos 15:56: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:58: VOODOO : The one with grey hair 15:58: SAM: Lol maybe you're gonna like the next guy more. Also got grey hair 16:00: VOODOO : The one with long hair? He has to shave his ugly beard first 16:00: SAM: Lol no in another pic 16:01: SAM: The bearded guy is count Dracula 16:04: VOODOO : Dracula needs to shave first 16:05: SAM: He's old o.o 16:05: SAM: <IMAGE> 16:06: SAM: <IMAGE>

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16:06: VOODOO : That was made to resemble Vlad Tepes the real dracula, who also was bearded lol 16:06: SAM: From another Castlevania game. Lament of Innocence 16:10: SAM: So many details 16:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 16:11: SAM: <IMAGE> 16:15: SAM: Ok last one 16:16: SAM: <IMAGE> 16:16: SAM: I wonder how many weeks it takes to draw this..

16:43: VOODOO : Ah the yellow haired one 16:48: SAM: How about this one?

16:49: SAM: <media omitted> 18:19: REVAN: changed subject to "Romitri in the cabin" 18:21: VOODOO : He's nice too.. I'll marry both 18:23: VOODOO : The first will cook and clean and the second will take me shopping everywhere 18:34: SAM: Haha 18:34: SAM: What do YOU think Rev? 18:36: REVAN: Me? 18:36: REVAN: Danila Kozlovsky 18:38: SAM: Romitri? Demitri's evil twin? O.o 18:40: REVAN: Rose x Dimitri 18:47: VOODOO : Looks like u SAM 18:47: REVAN: Wish i had Adrian Ivashkov 18:49: SAM: Lol VOODOO -.-" 18:50: VOODOO : Where's Spooky?

18:53: SAM: Haven't seen him the whole day o.O 18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky's lost?

18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 18:58: REVAN: No airtime 18:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Oh. 18:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : *takes back mournful cry* 19:05: SAM: Tea, too sugary...

19:07: BLANKA : Lol u no u getting old wen u say that 19:08: SAM: That what happens when I'm not making my own tea x.x 19:16: SAM: VOODOO wanna more Castelvania artwork?

19:16: SAM: Castlevania* 19:16: SAM: I usually don't like pretty looking guys, but her art is just amazing lol 19:16: SAM: I respect the effort behind it o.o 19:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM likes ugly boys J 19:24: SAM: Lol HOTCHOCOLATE men should be manly!

19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : MMMMMMMEEEN! 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Should they also be sweaty?

19:25: SAM:...No 19:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sweat isn't manly?

19:27: SAM: Count Dracula is manly

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19:28: SAM: He got emperor Charles's voice 19:29: SAM: "LELOUUUUUUUUUUCHU" 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : 19:29: SAM: Girls sweat too o.O 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lelouch was so gay 19:29: SAM: He wasn't!

19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : No they don't.

19:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : They perspire 19:30: SAM: He looked gay though 19:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : Looked & acted 19:30: SAM: They sweat..sweaty armpits stains. Seen it before 19:31: SAM: Those were some gay poses true..

19:31: SAM: But he was badass!

19:31: SAM: And his voice is legendary 19:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : Gay badass î?&#x2019; 19:32: SAM: I pay special attention to voice actors in anime..o.o 19:32: SAM: Gay poses* 19:33: SAM: Code Geass was special. Just like Death Note 19:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : Death note Light 19:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : Now THERE was a pretty boy 19:34: SAM: Do you know that Light got the SAMe voice actor of Setsuna? O.o 19:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : Setsuna F. Seiei 19:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : Weird...

19:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : Setsuna's was so deep...and angsty 19:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : The guy must be good 19:35: Tsang : SAM th 1st pic u shared th guy with blond hair looks lik th gay guy from game of thrones 19:35: SAM: Which is the SAMe seiyuu as that prince from FMA..the chinese prince.

What was his name again? Lin Xin? 19:36: SAM: I never watched that Tsang -.-" 19:36: BLANKA : Game of thrones has a gay guy in it?

19:36: Tsang : <IMAGE> 19:36: SAM: Also Kida Masaomi from Durarara 19:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : KYAAAAAAAA KIIIIDDDAAAAAA 19:37: Tsang : Ya 19:37: SAM: Oh Leon Belmont 19:37: BLANKA : Lol can't remember 19:38: BLANKA : The gayness is less noticable tha in spartacus 19:38: SAM: They kinda look alike because they all belong to the legendary clan of vampire hunters, The Belmonts 19:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spartacus has gay parts?

19:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Now I wanna watch it 19:38: Tsang : U knw dat gay guy that sansa was goin to marry 19:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : How gay?

19:38: BLANKA : Boner killer 19:38: SAM: Who been fighting Dracula for generations

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19:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : They kill boners? With their ASSES?!

19:39: Tsang : Wait 19:39: BLANKA : Dude having sex with a chick then they move over to the gay lovers 19:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : LMAO!!!!!!!

19:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : A wild boner appears. *switch to gay scene* A wild boner has died.

19:40: BLANKA : Lol 19:40: SAM: I heard games of throne was good but screw that 19:40: BLANKA : Well the guys don't do but still 19:40: BLANKA : It 19:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : Think il go google Spartacus. For historical knowledge.

19:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : The guys DON'T DO IT?!

19:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : What's the point?!

19:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : That's homophobic!!!

19:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : You think gay people only hold hands and sparkle?! NO! THEY MUST DO IT!!!!

19:42: SAM: changed the group icon 19:42: BLANKA : Lol there is one scene where they did do it but u must understand u don't want to have an erection while looking at two dudes 19:43: SAM: Eww BLANKA lol 19:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Felt gay for a moment?

19:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Embrace it!

19:43: BLANKA : Its the straight defense mechanism 19:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : I don't get an erection when I see two guys going at it.

Doesn't mean I'm straight.

19:44: BLANKA : Guy perspective HOTCHOCOLATE 19:45: Tsang : <IMAGE> 19:46: SAM: Butt chin 19:46: BLANKA : I kind of remember him. Is he still alive 19:47: SAM: Now I remembered Gintama 19:47: BLANKA : For? 19:47: Tsang : Dat is the gay guy from game of thrones......bt they rarely shw hm bec he is nt one of the main cast.....nd game of thrones donst hav gay scenes lik Spartacus... only twice i think in th whole series so far they showed a gau scene 19:48: Tsang : Gay* 19:49: BLANKA : Yeah spartacus always had two gays in a relationship for every season 19:50: SAM: <IMAGE> 19:51: Tsang : Bt there is incest in it 19:51: Tsang : Incest/taboo 19:52: Tsang : Lollll SAM 19:53: BLANKA : Is that the episode tarzan and leviathan comes out 19:53: SAM: Haha I think it was Gintaman 19:55: BLANKA : Lol this is funny. The executive producer for assassins creed 1 left ubisoft again 19:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 19:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Mig Anime"

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19:56: SAM: Lol HOTCHOCOLATE 19:56: SAM: Never played AC1...

19:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Some movie characters 19:58: BLANKA : One had the best stealth missions. Stealth was actually needed 20:00: BLANKA : Had the most annoying beggars too 20:00: SAM: Lolz 20:01: BLANKA : It was fit for the game being in acre and jerusalem 20:01: BLANKA : Riding houses felt more natural 20:01: BLANKA : Horses 20:03: BLANKA : Did u read the article about advertising companies using the suicide concept to market cars 20:03: BLANKA : @HOTCHOCOLATE 20:03: HOTCHOCOLATE : No... Suicide concept how?

20:04: BLANKA : Death prevention 20:04: BLANKA : Was on cracked 20:00: SPOOKY: What 20:05: SAM: <IMAGE> 20:05: BLANKA : Lol Spooky steek uit 20:01: SPOOKY: Wassup 20:06: BLANKA : My signal is gone, brb 20:07: SAM: Yo Spooky 20:02: SPOOKY: Yo SAM, hope you find it BLANKA 20:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky! Sup! 20:16: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE howsit 20:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's good?

20:18: SPOOKY: Groovy 20:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Cool 20:18: SPOOKY: Lol 21:29: Oriental Princess: Hello my lovelies 21:30: Oriental Princess: I am finally back on the sunny island tht is Sri Lanka !

21:30: Oriental Princess: :) <3 21:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yo, how was London?

21:47: Oriental Princess: Amazing 21:47: Oriental Princess: It was so fun 21:47: Oriental Princess: And cold 21:47: Oriental Princess: And I gained two kilos 21:48: Oriental Princess: But in the bright side I had a small coffee shop fling :) with this guy selling holistic bath products at the mall near my Aunts house 21:49: Oriental Princess: It was fun but I have a feeling he swings both ways because he likes my new jeans and my earrings. â&#x2DC;ş I can't catch a break lol 21:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : What happened to balcony boy?

21:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : What's a coffee shop fling?

21:50: Oriental Princess: Lol balcony boy and I talk on occasion but nah no sparks 21:51: Oriental Princess: It means I was monopolizing wifi at a coffee shop and he has breaks at that particular time so he and I talk and have coffee

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21:52: Oriental Princess: he usually pays for coffee and I pay for cake ......his favourite is carrot and pumpkin ....... ( it's gross but it makes me feel like one of those healthy eating holier than thou ppl)

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08/05/2013 06:26: REVAN: :â&#x20AC;&#x2122;D 08:03: SPOOKY: I'm looking for a manga, don't remember its name only know its starts with a K and has the SAMe premise almost as Psyren, but I think it was a seinen and about criminals or something, maybe they traveled to the past, I don't know, please help me its been bugging me for 3 years now! lol 08:04: SPOOKY: I posted that in 2012 on a manga group hoping that someone could help lol but no one apparently knew 08:04: SPOOKY: So its been 4 years now 08:05: SPOOKY: All I really remember now is that it was translated poorly, and there may have been a telephone booth, the art was quite un-Shounen, and very detailed 08:05: SPOOKY: I was quite disappointed at the translation 08:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol... Maybe it didn't start with a K? 08:09: SPOOKY: Lol maybe 08:09: SPOOKY: Do you know anything like that?

08:16: SPOOKY: I think they released criminals to collect something using time travel , for either their freedom or they get killed dunno 08:25: SPOOKY: Lol that description is all over the place could be anything 10:04: SPOOKY: The dub music of the dbz movies are awesome lol 10:05: SPOOKY: Its just someone riffing on an electric guitar, and some guy adding on a synth 10:05: SPOOKY: Epic 10:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : My other group is having an argument about who'd actually beat who: Superman vs Goku 10:06: SPOOKY: Goku would win, he'd spirit bomb the sun and then superman would fall 10:10: BLANKA : I think I Heard deftones in one of the movies 10:06: SPOOKY: Yeah a whole lot of new metal 10:11: HOTCHOCOLATE : That was one of the points! :D 10:07: SPOOKY: Plus Goku just keeps on growing stronger with each fight 10:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : But then someone said superman can cause rips in dimensions and universes 10:07: SPOOKY: Lol they should specify which superman is fighting Goku 10:08: SPOOKY: Superman prime was like a God 10:08: SPOOKY: After the 85 reboot he got weaker 10:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : And turn back time by spinning the world in reverse...

Which is crap by both laws of physics (he'd destroy the world if he did that) and the fact that he let people die by going back in time to save Lois 10:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : They meant superman prime 10:13: BLANKA : Lol did u read the new manga 10:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : Superman prime vs Goku

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10:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : Goku seems immortal... Is he?

10:09: SPOOKY: Lol he probably is, he always comes back 10:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : Also, he can breathe in space (from what I saw)... While DoucherMan just holds his breath a really long time 10:14: BLANKA : Goku is a demi god 10:10: SPOOKY: which manga BLANKA 10:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Besides, everyone and their grandma has kryptonite in their back pockets 10:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Naruto manga?

10:15: BLANKA : Bleach,naruto 10:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Bleach is ongoing?

10:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Thought that torture was over 10:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lost interest after the Aizen fight when ichigo lost his powers...

10:16: BLANKA : The story of ichigos father is interesting 10:18: BLANKA : Lol the mother is naked 10:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Whut?

10:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's cool that she's a Quincy but it makes him seem like a Gary Stu...

10:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Like, he's way too special y'know?

10:19: BLANKA : Lol he liked her becoz she's different 10:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah. Go date your enemy. If that's the case why is ichigo the only special one? Why aren't his sisters like him?

10:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : I mean, one can see ghosts but that's it... No high spirit power, no weird swords, no beating up ghosts...

10:20: BLANKA : The story is about to explain that 10:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Maybe it'll explain how it's only showing in sons? Sexist 10:21: BLANKA : The father couldn't see ghosts after ichigo was born. He became human 10:24: BLANKA : Ok so only reason ichigo is the one with powers is becoz aizen sent rukia to awaken ichigos shinigami powers 10:26: BLANKA : his hollow side awakened from many battles in soul socciety 10:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : The father fought Aizen 10:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ok... So not really...

10:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : But he was there In shinigami gear 10:33: BLANKA : He got his powers back after hollow ichigo came out 10:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : Also, his dad killed the hollow that supposedly killed his mom 10:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : That's way too convenient 10:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : And the mom?

10:34: BLANKA : Not really he used his powers to seal the hollow in ichigo 10:35: BLANKA : Hollow breaks seal therefore isshin getshis powers back 10:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : So... Quincy+shinigami = hollow?

10:35: BLANKA : They gona show how the mom died next week 10:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ichigo's hollow is so powerful, his dad shouldn't have been able to seal it!

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10:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : I mean, he died in hell and came back AND destroyed its gates 10:36: BLANKA : The mom was attacked by a hollow 10:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : The mom lost her powers too?

10:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : Just how useless are the Quincy?

10:36: BLANKA : Na isshin saved her from death by giving up his powers 10:37: BLANKA : She saved him inreturn. The hollow would have killed isshin 10:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Mmhmmmm 10:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : So the bastard saw his wife die but pretended for all those years?

10:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ichigo thought it was his fault?

10:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : King fisher or whatever the hollow was wasn't even that strong 10:35: SPOOKY: I'm just gonna skip all this in hope of me picking up the manga or anime again one day lol 10:40: BLANKA : I dunno can't comment on that as it will be shown in the next chapter 10:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : Okay 10:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Good luck with that hope Spooky!

10:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Man I'm freezing!!!

10:41: BLANKA : Lol me leaving bleach is like me abandoning linkin park. Not gona happen 10:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : I can abandon it for a while... Like the ninja war 10:42: BLANKA : My first jap eng subbed anime 10:38: SPOOKY: Lol linking park split up after minutes to midnight 10:38: SPOOKY: Linkin park 10:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : They split up?

10:39: SPOOKY: Yeah now its a band formally known as Linkin Park 10:44: BLANKA : How u mean they then had the concert here afew months back and possibly working on a new album 10:44: BLANKA : Oh I see 10:40: SPOOKY: Like prince and the revolution 10:40: SPOOKY: The band formally known as prince and the revolution lol 10:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : Seriously?

10:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : A pimp formally referred to as A Pimp Named Slickback 10:47: BLANKA : Lol somebody is gona rant today 10:47: BLANKA : I'm not gona say who, but u know that person pretty well lol 10:42: SPOOKY: Seriously lol 10:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky :D don't rant.

10:43: SPOOKY: REVAN will agree with me lol 10:43: SPOOKY: I won't I'm feeling a bit sick today 10:48: REVAN: On? 10:43: SPOOKY: The band formally known as Linkin Park 10:44: SPOOKY: Not as good as Linkin Park 10:44: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 10:49: BLANKA : Lol I'm onto other things nw 10:45: SPOOKY: Ah I see BLANKA the new chapter is out

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10:50: BLANKA : Lol I just read it 10:47: SPOOKY: Was kishi trolling again 10:53: BLANKA : Lol in a way yes 10:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : Always trolling your fandom that one  10:53: SPOOKY: Oro needs to become hokage already 10:56: SPOOKY: Nooooooorraaaaa 11:08: REVAN: Right. Agreed. now get me a colonel burger  11:04: SPOOKY: Lol 11:14: REVAN: <IMAGE> 11:17: VOODOO : Spooky <3 11:13: SPOOKY: How u 11:16: SPOOKY: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCqw1vxMnY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXMC qw1vxMnY 11:17: SPOOKY: Does this look awesome or what 11:35: VOODOO : I'm fine thanks and u?

11:35: VOODOO : What's this link for?

11:32: SPOOKY: An anime called desert punk, its a trailer for the dub 11:32: SPOOKY: I'm okay thanks 11:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ughhhh 11:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : Desert punk is pervy 11:33: SPOOKY: It looks like a futuristic cowboy show lol 11:35: SPOOKY: Japan is pervy lol 11:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : No it's like WAY PERVYYYY 11:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : He was jizzing constantly that one episode! With SOUND!!!

11:39: SPOOKY: Haha nice 11:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol, you need help :’D 11:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's sorta entertaining though 11:49: BLANKA : lol like the first episode of panty and stocking. Shit everywhere 11:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : Shit!

11:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : Like poo?

11:51: BLANKA : Lol yeah the monster was a toilet creature 11:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : Toilet god in binbougami ga was HILARIOUS 11:52: BLANKA : Panty is a nympho and stocking is a lover of sweet things 11:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : Wow. They're characters?

11:53: BLANKA : Yeah 11:53: BLANKA : Angels who lost their wings 11:54: BLANKA : One to watch for the comedy 11:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : I wAaaaaant it!!!

11:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : Male angels?

11:54: BLANKA : Lol no 11:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : Female angels 11:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Weird 11:57: BLANKA : Pantys weapon is a gun which is her panty and stockings weapon is a katana sword

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11:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Weird 11:59: BLANKA : Wouldn't be fun if it wasn't 12:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : True 12:01: BLANKA : Anyway watching road to ninja nw. Chat later 12:02: SPOOKY: Lol I don't think the japanese actually know how the human body works, I've seen Hentai, and if that's right somewhere along the line japanese genetics got screwed up, (Atom bomb? Mutations?) or none of them has had or seen someone have real sex?

12:27: BLANKA : Lol can't stop laughing for this movie 12:53: SPOOKY: Lol which 1 12:58: REVAN: Harry Potter 12:56: SPOOKY: Haha 12:57: SPOOKY: Road to ninja sounds like an ad campaign 12:58: SPOOKY: The movie should have been call ninja something 13:01: SPOOKY: Ninja naruto turbo 13:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : When tentacles go in the girls mouths for daaaaaaaaaays 13:25: SPOOKY: Lol how is that supposed to turn you on?

13:25: SPOOKY: The have sex with a fucking fish 13:25: SPOOKY: Stuff like that goes right over my head 13:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : For the women who want double entry...or all-orifice entry, there's only one "guy" doing it 13:35: Oriental Princess: Wtf did I just read ????

13:30: SPOOKY: Lol tentacle sex ?

13:30: SPOOKY: Ears, nose all of them 13:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : Harry potter?

13:35: Oriental Princess: With ninjas ?

13:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yup, & magic 13:36: Oriental Princess: Omg ew ew ew ...... Tentacles in the nose 13:36: Oriental Princess: Love and sex and magic ???;) 13:31: SPOOKY: Isn't that a rhcp album 13:37: Oriental Princess: Yeap 13:38: Oriental Princess: Wait wait no 13:38: Oriental Princess: That's called sex magic 13:38: Oriental Princess: Love and sex and magic is by Ciara 13:34: SPOOKY: Tentacles are not for sucking, they are for eating 13:35: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE wants to Fuck a octopus one dayJ 13:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Eew 13:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : No 13:42: SPOOKY: lol 13:51: SAM: <IMAGE> 13:52: SAM: Hot bloodied super robots pilots 13:52: SAM: Blooded* 13:53: HOTCHOCOLATE : Kamina?

13:53: SAM: Oh that's Simon 13:56: SAM: You never actually finished TTGL huh? -.-" 13:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : I did

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13:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Simon got his glasses?

13:57: SAM: I didn't recognize the dude with orange hair..

13:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : I don't recognize Simon 13:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Think it's brown hair 13:59: SAM: His googles "evolved" lol 14:02: SAM: <IMAGE> 13:58: SPOOKY: The first dude is from that show where the male and female robots convert into each other 14:04: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha, that sounds stupid 14:04: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hated guren Lagan end 13:59: SPOOKY: They call it mating 14:05: HOTCHOCOLATE : Uh huh. I'm sure they do 14:05: SAM: Lol Spooky wtf. Can't remember any robots "mating" in Gurren Lagann 14:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : He said the first dude 14:06: SAM: It's an epic anime. You should watch it 14:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : Guren lagann absorbed extra parts or something 14:07: SAM: Thought he ment Simon -.-" 14:02: SPOOKY: Think he's called go 14:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Don't think so...

14:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Go...

14:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : What if someone wants him to stay 14:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : ?

14:07: SAM: Spooky you mean the guy glasses?

14:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : "go! Stay!"

14:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Dude be all: the hell?

14:08: SAM: With* 14:03: SPOOKY: Lol 14:03: SPOOKY: Godanner!

14:03: SPOOKY: Is what its called 14:08: SAM: Nah that's Basara 14:09: SAM: From Macross 7 14:09: SAM: But the glasses are similars lol 14:05: SPOOKY: You know Godanner 14:11: SAM: Yeah. Was in one of the SRW titles, but never watched the anime 14:11: SAM: Looks like it's ecchi mecha anime lol 14:07: SPOOKY: It is lol from what I've seen 14:16: SAM: Go and the pink haired girl are husband and wife 14:17: SAM: Lol she's like 15 or something...

14:16: SPOOKY: Yeah 14:24: REVAN: <IMAGE> 14:24: SAM: Japan is weird 14:24: SAM: In the surface it looks like the perfect society 14:24: BLANKA : Too late to be saying that 14:20: SPOOKY: Y lol 14:26: BLANKA : Lol I'm pretty sure u had moments that made u say "wtf japan" 14:26: SAM: They have the most weird and sick fetiches lol

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14:28: SAM: Lmao Rev 14:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Anime is satan 14:29: SAM: And wtf japan indeed 14:29: SAM: Satan is a persona in the Persona games o.o 14:33: BLANKA : In which one 14:29: SPOOKY: All the time BLANKA lol dont think ill ever visit 14:35: BLANKA : Lol u say that nw 14:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : I wanna visit!!!

14:37: BLANKA : Just stay away from the modern society cities in jap then ull be fine 14:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : Those are the ones I wanna go to 14:38: SAM: 3 and 4. Not sure about 2 14:38: BLANKA : Lol then be prepared to encounter some weird moments wen over there 14:39: BLANKA : Dragons age 3 getting shown at e3,SAM 14:39: SAM: Toothbrush fetish 14:35: SPOOKY: Wild arms 14:41: SAM: Release date BLANKA? o.o 14:41: BLANKA : No reveal 14:41: SAM: And wow Spooky you actually know of Wild Arms?

14:42: SPOOKY: I want to play it yeah 14:42: SPOOKY: I know of many psx games 14:48: SAM: Get Wild Arms2 14:43: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 14:49: SAM: I like the whole western theme of the series 14:44: SPOOKY: Lol guess who just posted that 14:45: SPOOKY: you know of any good western themed manga?

14:45: SPOOKY: With a link to this 14:45: SPOOKY: www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0385524315/ref=redir_mdp_mobile 14:50: SAM: Lmai I have a feeling that you posted this 14:45: SPOOKY: Lol yes 14:46: SPOOKY: You actually laughed your ass inward?

14:51: BLANKA : Haha 14:47: SPOOKY: Lol the manga bible is the punchline 14:47: SPOOKY: I should post burn faggot burn somewhere as well just to add to the group 14:53: BLANKA : Post a pic quick 14:48: SPOOKY: You guys should post as well act like you are pro them but then dissing them 14:48: SPOOKY: Of what 14:53: BLANKA : Anything in here 14:49: SPOOKY: Lol where?

14:55: SAM: Sorry Spooky I donno of any manga like that 14:55: BLANKA : Lol send a pic to me 14:56: Tsang : Did u guys talked about porn wthout me?!!

14:56: BLANKA : My watsapp having trouble saving media 14:56: SAM: Lol what a troll

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14:52: SPOOKY: I see 14:52: SPOOKY: I posted again 14:58: BLANKA : Cool seems to work if I put auto download on 14:54: SPOOKY: Lol 14:56: SPOOKY: https://m.facebook.com/AnimeIsSatan?fc=0&showPageSuggestions&_rdr 14:56: SPOOKY: Go now! Like and troll 15:01: Tsang : Tentacles porn *.* 14:58: SPOOKY: Haha 15:04: Tsang : Everything related to sex is 15:06: Tsang : Forced sex. Taboo sex. Animal sex. Alien sex :p 15:06: SAM: Hahaha this is hilarious 15:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Is that for real or a troll?

15:03: SPOOKY: Dunno but I'm trolling, just posted a link to the migg 33 anime page lol 15:08: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : Brilliant 15:04: SPOOKY: Lol 15:04: SPOOKY: Jesus Christ takes no prissoners!

15:09: SAM: "Lately I've found out there is a cartoon called Chobits about robots created by Satan. A typical thing to recognise them are their horns similar to those of their creator" 15:09: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:05: SPOOKY: Haha racist, that's a penis not a horn 15:06: SPOOKY: Hahahahahahhahah brilliant!

15:11: SAM: Hahah wtffffffff 15:07: SPOOKY: Its true 15:07: SPOOKY: Jesus didn't die for gays, its in one of the bibles 15:12: Tsang : I dont think she/he just finds out.....heshe watchs anime 15:08: SPOOKY: Yeah lol they're trolling 15:13: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:09: SPOOKY: Lol 15:10: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:15: Tsang : They shud out a pic of one piece bec in it they eat devil fruits nd get a unique power 15:15: BLANKA : Lol ok I'm being flooded nw 15:16: Tsang : Shud putg 15:16: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:16: Tsang : Put* 15:16: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:12: SPOOKY: Lol you all should like it as well and post fan art 15:17: SAM: Fuck yeah Mifune 15:12: SPOOKY: Haha 15:12: SPOOKY: Rapereaperaperape 15:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : Mifune!!! Woohoooo!

15:18: REVAN: Hahahah

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15:18: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:18: SAM: Lmao 15:19: SAM: This is too much :â&#x20AC;&#x2122;D 15:19: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:15: SPOOKY: Hahaha 15:15: SPOOKY: Japan is hell 15:21: SAM: Geeky pervs with panties over their heads!

15:23: REVAN: They reported me as spam 15:19: SPOOKY: Lol who 15:24: REVAN: <IMGE> 15:24: SAM: Haha and some are taking that group seriously. They're just a bunch of trolls 15:26: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:28: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:29: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:26: SPOOKY: Haha lame lol ' emo' 15:32: SAM: Yay Rev you posted a link to One Piece! I knew you secretly liked it! O.O 15:35: REVAN: I dont 15:35: REVAN: But its anime 15:37: SAM: Aww 15:32: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:34: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:34: SPOOKY: Jesus Christ hates anime 15:35: SPOOKY: But he loves heavy metal!

15:40: SAM: Lol Spooky that's blasphemous!

15:36: SPOOKY: Y lol the devil horns?

15:43: SAM: Haha devil horns 15:39: SPOOKY: Lol evil eye 15:39: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:47: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:50: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:51: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:51: SPOOKY: Fixed it 15:52: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 16:20: SPOOKY: This last one is for SAM 16:21: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 16:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : That Facebook page is hilarious!!!!!!

16:31: REVAN: Hahahah 16:29: SPOOKY: Lol 16:50: REVAN: <IMAGE> 17:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 17:33: SPOOKY: Hahaha 17:40: Tsang : Spooky u must listen to sabaton 17:36: SPOOKY: Sabaton 17:37: SPOOKY: What music they make?

17:43: Tsang : Power metal....bt they are kinda different.....they got dat symphonic sound

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17:41: SPOOKY: I see 18:07: REVAN: My Chemical Romance 18:04: SPOOKY: Wat daarvan 18:09: REVAN: Power metal 18:09: BLANKA : Mcr power metal?

18:10: BLANKA : Wat u think Spooky 18:05: SPOOKY: Neeeeeeeeeee 18:05: SPOOKY: Fokken nee 18:10: BLANKA : Lol 18:05: SPOOKY: Foooookkeen Fokken fok nee 18:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Knee 18:10: REVAN: Lmao 18:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : I knew Afrikaans was made-up English!!!

18:06: SPOOKY: Screamo, theatrical classic rockish Screamo 18:12: REVAN: <IMAGE> 18:12: REVAN: Wow Rock in Ranch busy tonight 18:09: SPOOKY: Hahaha 18:09: SPOOKY: I love mcr 18:15: REVAN: Thai hookahs be doin their thing 18:11: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 18:13: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 18:15: SPOOKY: Tsang check out sisters of mercy walk away 18:23: REVAN: That cat in the shop 18:23: REVAN: Shame 18:24: REVAN: Where's papa SAM who saves orphan cats 18:26: VOODOO : Lol 18:32: Tsang : Spooky listen to black tide...listen to there 1st album light from above ...... it was released wen th singer was 15 ...they were an heavy metal band.....bt nw they are metal/screamo 18:35: Tsang : They are very young dudes in that band.....bt i like their older songs bec it was classic heavy metal.....nd ths lamb of god producer came and did th 2nd album....which was ok...

18:36: Tsang : They are nt screamo....more of modern metal band 18:36: Tsang : Nw 18:40: Tsang : And u shud also listen to AM I BLEED ....yhey are an finish heavy/thrash metal band.......the voice and sound is very very similar to metillica so ppl mistake them of metallica.....or there songs 18:41: Tsang : Am i blood* 18:41: Tsang : Mistake them for* 19:24: REVAN: <IMAGE> 19:28: SAM: Lol aww 19:30: SAM: Zabimaru?

19:31: BLANKA : Lol who said indians can't be bad ppl 19:31: SAM: All people can be bad...

19:32: BLANKA : No specifically indians 19:32: REVAN: Its not my cat

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19:33: BLANKA : I guess u never seen trevor noahs shows where he makes fun of indians 19:33: REVAN: Its an orphan 19:33: SAM: <IMAGE> 19:33: SAM: Ps1 emulator on android. Hell yeah xD 19:33: BLANKA : Lol u found that nw only 19:33: SAM: Lol BLANKA I haven't 19:34: SAM: Haha didn't expect it to be actually working!

19:35: BLANKA : Watching a new show nw about clocks that hold the knowledge about the end of the world 19:36: BLANKA : Zero hour 19:36: SAM: Sounds interesting 19:37: BLANKA : The nazis r looking for that information 19:36: SPOOKY: Lol 19:36: SPOOKY: Those german Bastards 19:42: BLANKA : Lol nw locusts r piling on the windows, wat sign is that again. I've seen something like that before 19:38: SPOOKY: Lol in the bible 19:38: SPOOKY: But I also saw somewhere that it can be a good sign 19:43: SAM: Never read the bible ._.

19:38: SPOOKY: Me neither but I had it in school 19:44: BLANKA : The show has something to do with the 12 apostles. Each one has been given one special clock with a secret inside it 19:40: SPOOKY: Apostles! Berserk! Guts is coming Motherfuckers!

19:44: BLANKA : The clocks were made in 1938 19:45: BLANKA : Lol 19:47: BLANKA : A nazi was one of them 19:43: SPOOKY: the holocaust is a lie 19:49: SAM: Lol many believes that 19:45: SPOOKY: Lol they stole israel from you man 19:46: SPOOKY: everybody wants israel since the beginning 19:47: SPOOKY: Its where the aliens will land 19:52: SAM: Jews are using the holocaust as an excuse tobdo whatever they want and to appear like they're the victims 19:48: SPOOKY: Hitler knew that 19:53: SAM: I got nothing against jews, but Israel is another matter lol 19:51: SPOOKY: Lol holy city more like jew town 19:51: SPOOKY: New jersey 19:57: BLANKA : The only place that doesn't have black prisoners 19:57: SAM: Lol BLANKA 19:53: SPOOKY: Lol 20:01: BLANKA : The jews rob u there 20:01: BLANKA : Black guys need to watch their backs lol 19:56: SPOOKY: Hahaha 19:58: SPOOKY: dem jews 20:04: BLANKA : Damn einstein was an apostle too

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20:00: SPOOKY: Lol we all know how he died 20:00: SPOOKY: He had some guts for dinner 20:05: BLANKA : And refused surgery 20:01: SPOOKY: Haha guts doesn't leave you alive 20:06: SAM: :â&#x20AC;&#x2122;D 20:08: SAM: Lol Spooky why you stopped reading Berserk?

20:06: SPOOKY: Cause I need to get internet again 20:18: SAM: Can't imagine life without unlimited internet 20:17: SPOOKY: I realy want to though lol, especially for berserk. Otherwise ill just buy them all 20:19: SPOOKY: I want to continue with the golden age, I've read up to volume 7 or 8, I really just wanted to get to the black swordsman arc following that, some of the golden age bored me a little, but those opening chapters... Holy shit, they blew my mind. I wasn't that impressed with a manga since ultimate Hentai kamen 20:28: SAM: Hmm so you don't know the fate of the band of the hawk?

20:27: SPOOKY: I know they all die 20:33: SAM: Not all 20:28: SPOOKY: Have u read ultimate Hentai kamen 20:33: SAM: The way it happened, it was like a nightmare lol. You must read it 20:33: SAM: No lol. Hentai??

20:34: BLANKA : Lol automatic porn assumption 20:35: SAM: Lol hentai means pervert also 20:30: SPOOKY: Its a perverted superhero, never laughed so hard reading something by a japanese author 20:32: SPOOKY: Someone here should read it, I'm like the only one I know whose read it lol 20:38: SAM: Wishbi had my laptop 20:33: SPOOKY: Where is it?, 20:42: SAM: Lol it got stolen like 2 months ago 20:38: SPOOKY: Damn sorry man 20:43: SAM: I'll get a better one..eventually. Lol 20:45: SAM: Where is VOODOO today?

20:40: SPOOKY: Lol 20:40: SPOOKY: She had a rough day 21:56: BLANKA : Arata kangatari is cool

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09/05/2013 08:03: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 08:06: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 14:07: SPOOKY: Is this group dead or what 14:07: SPOOKY: Or is it because today is a religious holiday?

14:15: You: changed subject to "ducks have feelings 2☺" 14:15: BLANKA : It is?

14:11: SPOOKY: the day jesus went up to heaven or something 14:11: SPOOKY: Dunno what's it in english 14:11: SPOOKY: Hemelvaartsdag 14:12: SPOOKY: Heavenaccendingsday 14:17: BLANKA : Ascension day 14:13: SPOOKY: A the s 14:13: SPOOKY: Happy ascension day BLANKA☺ 14:19: BLANKA : Lol tho I never went to church on ascension day 14:19: BLANKA : But thanks 14:14: SPOOKY: Cool just trying to accommodate everyone ☺ 14:20: BLANKA : I'm like dante saying " religion and I don't mix" 14:16: SPOOKY: I see, that's a badass thing to say 14:21: BLANKA : Eish ppl r stoning cars today . Two areas nw known here in pe 14:16: SPOOKY: Yoh, why what happened 14:22: BLANKA : Sumthing about not letting ppl work today 14:18: SPOOKY: I see 14:18: SPOOKY: Probably hear about it on the news 14:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : SASAFRICA >.< 14:19: SPOOKY: Lol what 14:24: BLANKA : And they burning tires 14:19: SPOOKY: Lol always the tires 14:20: SPOOKY: Ah I'm gonna use that now 14:21: SPOOKY: Need it for atmosphere 14:27: BLANKA : HOTCHOCOLATE ask around for zero hour 14:23: SPOOKY: Zero hour? 93 reboot 14:29: BLANKA : Lol the show I was talking about yesterday 14:25: SPOOKY: Ah, I was thinking bout it today actually 14:30: BLANKA : With the clocks and 12 apostles 14:26: SPOOKY: Yes 14:31: BLANKA : Show makes me wana research the events that happened in 1938 14:27: SPOOKY: Before ww2 14:28: SPOOKY: Weiemar republic 14:36: BLANKA : Hmm shippuuden continues from ep316 14:32: SPOOKY: You know they say hitler was searching for a variety of occult objects 14:33: SPOOKY: Holy grail, atlantis and something in the arctic, they even built an outpost out there in the middle of nowhere for some reason 14:38: BLANKA : Yeah holy considered artifacts

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14:35: SPOOKY: jup some of it, some of them believed that they could trace their line back to jesus christ 14:35: SPOOKY: Which if true would actually make him a barbarian and white 14:35: SPOOKY: A fun theory 14:40: BLANKA : Anything about making god irrelevant 14:36: SPOOKY: Because the romans had invaded all those germanic tribes, if they did find jesus there hmm 14:37: SPOOKY: Yeah god is dead, they used fredrichs philosophies for an outline in nazism 14:38: SPOOKY: The truth is he probably would have been pissed off that they interpreted his work like they did 14:38: SPOOKY: Cause he did contradict himself about the jews a few times 14:44: BLANKA : I wonder wat would have changed if einstein lived for abit longer 14:41: SPOOKY: I can't say, it would probably all depend on the kind of man he was, if he would have built more weapons? Or maybe something time related?

14:41: SPOOKY: When did he die?

14:46: BLANKA : 1955 14:43: SPOOKY: I would say life would have been a tone different today lol 14:48: BLANKA : Lol he was 78 wen he died 14:49: BLANKA : 76 14:44: SPOOKY: The theories he had. We could have probably had flying cars by now or, time traveled, or more wars 14:44: SPOOKY: Was he still okay by then?

14:44: SPOOKY: I'm guessing wars would have been a little different 14:45: SPOOKY: Cold war especially 14:51: BLANKA : He was living a secluded life 14:46: SPOOKY: If america had him built weapons, communism would probably have ended faster in russia, they wouldn't even probably have taken part in the space race 14:51: BLANKA : Was also a jew 14:47: SPOOKY: America would probably have been more powerful than it is now, 14:47: SPOOKY: Jew building the atom bomb lol 14:47: SPOOKY: That's a joke and a half 14:52: BLANKA : Haha ya 14:48: SPOOKY: Lol he was the cause of hiroshima 14:48: SPOOKY: Without him Akira would never have been 14:48: SPOOKY: Hokuto no ken 14:48: SPOOKY: None of that cool shit lol 14:49: SPOOKY: lol I read somewhere that if you go back far enough you would see that a jew profited or had a hand in every war 14:54: BLANKA : Einstein got a job in america in 1933 14:50: SPOOKY: Rooi skild 14:50: SPOOKY: Hmmm interesting 14:55: BLANKA : Since he was a jew he never went back to germany after landing in america 14:54: SPOOKY: Lol I would think so

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14:54: SPOOKY: They only found mengele in the late 70s hey, hiding out in canada or something 15:00: BLANKA : 1933 was the SAMe year nazis came to power 14:56: SPOOKY: Yeah that's right hitler was elected. The national party 14:57: SPOOKY: The world was also in a depression then 14:57: SPOOKY: The great depression 15:04: BLANKA : Didn't italy have a guy that was just as bad as hitler 14:59: SPOOKY: Mouselini I think 15:00: SPOOKY: They sided with germany if I'm not mistaken 15:05: BLANKA : Wat was he known for 15:01: SPOOKY: If I remember correctly he kept shit in his fridge, human heads and so on 15:07: BLANKA : Another mad man 15:03: SPOOKY: In late April 1945, with total defeat looming, Mussolini attempted to escape north,[6] only to be quickly captured and summarily executed near Lake Como by Italian partisans. His body was then taken to Milan where it was hung upside down at a petrol station for public viewing and to provide confirmation of his demise.

15:10: BLANKA : Lol that's a hectic way to confirm death but I guess that was normal back then 15:06: SPOOKY: Yeah it was right after the 1800s still rough back then 15:11: VOODOO : Just upgraded my whatsapp ... Damn it feels like I bought new shoes 15:06: SPOOKY: Lol Niiiccce 15:12: BLANKA : Lots of ppl got crucified and killed in spartacus. Heads being hanged on the walls for everyone to see 15:13: VOODOO : Its okay BLANKA.. They are just people 15:13: VOODOO : I'd cry only if they did this to dogs and cats and other animals 15:09: SPOOKY: Hahaha 15:09: SPOOKY: VOODOO actually has a point there, to kill a mocking bird 15:09: SPOOKY: Humans are inheritly born evil 15:09: SPOOKY: You choose to be good 15:10: SPOOKY: Animals doesn't have that choice 15:10: SPOOKY: BLANKA spartacus plays off in the roman times 15:10: SPOOKY: Back then they had little boys as sex slaves lol 15:15: BLANKA : Yeah 15:16: BLANKA : Tho the little boys aren't shown lol 15:16: VOODOO : And people want to be bad 15:11: SPOOKY: I want to be bad VOODOO, with you lol 15:12: SPOOKY: You must watch rome BLANKA its also epic 15:12: SPOOKY: brainz.org/12-craziest-ass-dictators/ 15:12: SPOOKY: Www.brainz.org/12-craziest-ass-dictators/ 15:13: SPOOKY: There you go BLANKA 15:19: VOODOO : Ha ha 15:19: VOODOO : Okay you can. Lol 15:19: BLANKA : Sharp. I see a new series is being based on sleepy hollow. Sounds gud 15:17: SPOOKY: Yes any gothic horror is good if there's none

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15:23: BLANKA : And a new show from seth mcfarlane staring seth green 15:18: SPOOKY: Oooooooh 15:18: SPOOKY: That's gonna be brillaint 15:18: SPOOKY: What's it called' 15:23: BLANKA : Dads 15:25: VOODOO : BLANKA 15:25: Oriental Princess: What's this about dads ?

15:25: VOODOO : BLANKA wants to be a dad 15:25: VOODOO : :’D 15:25: BLANKA : Heya VOODOO 15:25: BLANKA : Lol and ur the mother 15:26: VOODOO : Shut up 15:26: BLANKA : Lol we can make strong babies, body and mind 15:21: SPOOKY: BLANKA check out that link I sent, the one guy proclaimed himself the 13th Apostal 15:26: VOODOO : I don't agree 15:27: BLANKA : Lol how crazy must he have been 15:30: BLANKA : Yoh america must not make a us version of the IT crowd. That show was golden 15:30: BLANKA : Still waiting on a season 4 15:25: SPOOKY: Pol pot believed in year zero 15:31: Oriental Princess: Ahhh I see 15:31: Oriental Princess: Well I want to be a mother someday 15:31: Oriental Princess: But i want to adopt 15:31: Oriental Princess: Give a kid with nothing a home and show them that they aren't forgotten 15:31: VOODOO : I also want to be a mother, but not with lazy BLANKA 15:33: BLANKA : Lol u avoiding the moment where u sitting with ur child and show a pic of ur past self and say " look wat u did to me!""

15:34: VOODOO : What do children do to their mothers?

15:34: BLANKA : Lol u don't see it 15:35: VOODOO : no 15:31: SPOOKY: Lol I want an army of children so I can invade a country and become their king 15:36: VOODOO : :’D you guys are funny 15:32: SPOOKY: And I will name my first son after myself and my father and then one after my grandfather and then the rest I will name after greek and roman gods and goddesses 15:37: BLANKA : Invade canada easy target lol 15:37: BLANKA : Education is free on that side 15:33: SPOOKY: Lol no I will overthrow our government and then invade england 15:39: BLANKA : Lol straight to the big guns 15:39: VOODOO : Education is free here as well 15:34: SPOOKY: And then sri lanka cause they piss me off with their slaves lol 15:39: BLANKA : Haha

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15:35: SPOOKY: You see Nish post something on FB and it said slave island, sri lanka...

I was like Wtf lol sounds like a place out of a comic book 15:37: SPOOKY: And then I knew, I will sink sri lanka 15:44: BLANKA : Wat about russia 15:40: SPOOKY: communism is dead there so no need for me to invade lol 15:47: BLANKA : Lol bring some russian women to sa 15:44: SPOOKY: Ooh yes, woman will be imported, they want to leave in anyway 15:49: VOODOO : Where's Ruki?

15:49: BLANKA : Haha sweet 15:49: BLANKA : I see she's on fb 15:50: VOODOO : Aww I have the SAMe red lipstick as the one in her display 15:50: BLANKA : Along with nish 15:46: SPOOKY: You want me to import Nish for u BLANKA? 15:51: VOODOO : It really looks nice on her 15:51: VOODOO : Shocking red lipstick 15:47: SPOOKY: So she can work in your house lol 15:51: BLANKA : Lol make so for urself 15:49: SPOOKY: Lol nope I have rules against that, woman will be hand picked 15:53: VOODOO : Lol 15:54: BLANKA : French maid outfits 15:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : African maid outfits.

15:50: SPOOKY: Yes 15:55: VOODOO : I see that BLANKA is dominant 15:50: SPOOKY: No HOTCHOCOLATE lol 15:55: VOODOO : Hahahaha HOTCHOCOLATE 15:50: SPOOKY: The maids here where dresses 15:51: SPOOKY: Wear 15:55: BLANKA : Lol wat is that even like 15:55: VOODOO : :D that cracked my back 15:51: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE african maid outfits are normal 15:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : Isn't it a baggy dress?

15:51: SPOOKY: I want foreign 15:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Made to be unappealing 15:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : With the thought "Ain't no maid gonna steal MY husband" 15:57: BLANKA : Normal like a table cloth lol 15:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Exactly like a table cloth!

15:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : And preferably ugly and/or old maids.

15:58: BLANKA : I like Columbian maids 15:55: SPOOKY: lol The maid sees your erection...

15:55: SPOOKY: She bites her lip lol 16:01: VOODOO : >.< 15:57: SPOOKY: Haha VOODOO 16:02: BLANKA : Was eva mendes ever dressed as a maid?

15:57: SPOOKY: The maid sees your erection 15:57: SPOOKY: You bite your lip 16:03: VOODOO : Like you can ever hire maids

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15:59: SPOOKY: who said about hiring?

16:04: VOODOO : -.16:00: SPOOKY: lol VOODOO 16:06: VOODOO : In fact you guys can work as servants 16:06: VOODOO : Sweep the yard and wash the car 16:06: VOODOO : Lol 16:02: SPOOKY: Sigh if only you knew 16:03: SPOOKY: You insult me like this VOODOO...

16:07: VOODOO : Knew what 16:07: BLANKA : Lol she doesn't no how many guys actually do that 16:07: VOODOO : That you already do all that?

16:03: SPOOKY: Lol I'm saying nothing 16:03: SPOOKY: Niksi 16:08: VOODOO : You do that too, BLANKA? 16:09: BLANKA : I said guys in general 16:09: VOODOO : Thought you just play games and eat snacks 16:05: SPOOKY: You think that's what whores are paid to do?

16:10: VOODOO : Sorry Spooky, but I'd love it if u would work for me lol 16:05: SPOOKY: The forplay has to lead somewhere 16:05: SPOOKY: Poolboy lol 16:10: VOODOO : No foreplay 16:10: VOODOO : Lol 16:06: SPOOKY: You can mortal kombat her all you want but at some point you have to finish her 16:11: BLANKA : Babality 16:14: VOODOO : Who are you referring to 16:10: SPOOKY: Lol babality!

16:10: SPOOKY: Kom bad 16:10: SPOOKY: Lol 16:15: BLANKA : Haha lol 16:16: BLANKA : Jaaa ne its raining again 16:20: VOODOO : Enjoy 16:20: VOODOO : Go wash your big and saggy belly with the rain 16:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 16:16: SPOOKY: Its probably coming this side by next week 16:21: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 16:21: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 16:21: BLANKA : Lol dude just shot his foot with a glue gun 16:21: BLANKA : Nail gun sorry 16:21: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was wondering what a glue gun was 16:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : :â&#x20AC;&#x2122;) 16:19: SPOOKY: Haha sticky situation 16:24: BLANKA : Got himself nailed to the deck lol 16:19: SPOOKY: Lmao 16:19: SPOOKY: That bitch 16:25: BLANKA : Mother of dragons

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16:26: VOODOO : I miss my pillows and blanket 16:22: SPOOKY: You sleep to much lol I don't think you could handle 16:22: SPOOKY: Me 16:28: VOODOO : I sleep because there's no one to make love to -.16:29: VOODOO : And I'm tired from work too 16:24: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 16:24: SPOOKY: Pffft lol 16:31: VOODOO : Never heard of that one before 16:28: SPOOKY: Legend 16:30: SPOOKY: You won't like him probably 16:35: VOODOO : I see 16:30: SPOOKY: Famous jew artist 16:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : :O 16:36: VOODOO : Why wouldn't I like him? I don't know him 16:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : :D :D :D 16:36: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE :D 16:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : Just seen the group name 16:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "ducks have feelings 2☺" 16:37: BLANKA : Lol bokassa crazy man 16:38: VOODOO : Lol HOTCHOCOLATE 16:38: VOODOO : This group gets a different name every day 16:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : We don't know who we are 16:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "WHO THE HELL ARE WE :O" 16:36: SPOOKY: Who are you HOTCHOCOLATE 16:41: VOODOO : We are the others 16:36: SPOOKY: I don't want to know what you like to do 16:37: SPOOKY: How you feel 16:37: SPOOKY: Just who are you, what defines HOTCHOCOLATE the person, HOTCHOCOLATE the human being, HOTCHOCOLATE the girl 16:42: VOODOO : Spooky who are u?

16:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm a duck?

16:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm a duck dammeht!

16:43: VOODOO : Lol 16:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : I guess... Um... I like to...well...quack and stuff 16:38: SPOOKY: That's a great answer HOTCHOCOLATE, why are you afraid to fly, what keeps you in your shell? In that egg 16:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : And waddle 16:43: VOODOO : Lol 16:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol Spooky!

16:39: SPOOKY: Lol 16:40: SPOOKY: Well you know you are paying for each minute you lay there miss HOTCHOCOLATE. 16:45: BLANKA : You needed to memorize his book in order to get a driver’s license.

16:40: SPOOKY: So tell me, what does the duck want, the little duck inside of you HOTCHOCOLATE

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16:45: BLANKA : Crazy 16:41: SPOOKY: Lol yeah BLANKA some of them 16:41: SPOOKY: I like the statue though, great idea 16:41: SPOOKY: I want one of those one day soon 16:42: SPOOKY: To tower out over all the houses in the neighborhood, like a light house guiding you to oblivion 16:42: SPOOKY: Hell yeah!

16:47: BLANKA : Lol kim jong invented the hamburger 16:48: VOODOO : BLANKA you can just ride a horse carriage 16:48: Oriental Princess: Chocolaaaaaattte 16:48: VOODOO : Hi nishy â&#x2DC;şJ 16:48: BLANKA : Lol a man that doesn't poop 16:48: Oriental Princess: Nooorrraaaa 16:49: Oriental Princess: I have no idea who I am 16:49: BLANKA : Crazy 16:49: Oriental Princess: I'm a lost soul 16:49: Oriental Princess: 0.0 16:49: VOODOO : I'm a vampire 16:50: Oriental Princess: I think I'm a dog or a cat 16:50: Oriental Princess: Maybe a pig 16:50: Oriental Princess: Hmmm sometimes I feel like a cucumber 16:50: BLANKA : Forgot I took a bubbly chocolate with me 16:50: Oriental Princess: I know I'm a joint 16:51: Oriental Princess: An elbow joint 16:46: SPOOKY: VOODOO likes the darkness...its could make other innuendo like connotations, but I won't lol 16:51: BLANKA : Lol ivory 16:54: SPOOKY: BLANKA are you ivory?

16:54: SPOOKY: Rhino horn 17:00: BLANKA : Lol no was gona say nish is becoz she said she's a join 17:00: BLANKA : Joint 16:55: SPOOKY: If I had to choose something I would be hmm 16:56: SPOOKY: A diary I guess 16:57: SPOOKY: A digital diary with a virus that makes it think its a lion but really its just a huge tiger that wants to rip a lions heart out lol 16:59: SPOOKY: Or an atom bomb, I think I've said that in a speech before 17:00: SPOOKY: so what have we so far?

17:00: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE is a duck 17:01: SPOOKY: Nish is a joint...she probably feels used 17:01: SPOOKY: VOODOO is a vampire 17:01: SPOOKY: And Im an atom bomb 17:01: SPOOKY: BLANKA? 17:06: BLANKA : I'm a beast 17:02: SPOOKY: BLANKA Fucks like a beast 17:07: VOODOO : BLANKA is totoro 17:03: SPOOKY: Who's missing

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17:03: SPOOKY: REVAN Wats j 17:09: VOODOO : SAM 17:04: SPOOKY: Oh yes SAM what are u?

17:04: SPOOKY: Zman?

17:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : :’) 17:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : Newly hatched 17:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nish is an elbow joint? She keeps us arms together...

17:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA is a beast, huh? He's a vicious bunny!

17:29: BLANKA : Bleh bubbly chocolate is bland 17:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Fuzzy bunny... :’) 17:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Everyone complains about the bubbly chocolate so I haven't tried it...

17:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Princessssssss 17:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : Where'd she go? Is she being a joint for VOODOO? 17:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : What if its joint like weed?

17:31: BLANKA : Lol that's wat I thought 17:32: BLANKA : Lol wen is russell peters gona do another show. Love the indian jokes 18:14: REVAN: <IMAGE> 19:48: REVAN: <IMAGE> 19:55: SAM: <media omitted> 19:55: Tsang : Spooky about two weeks ago i saw an article on fb saying they are releasing live action movie of hentai kamen....its trailer is on utube 19:58: Tsang : SAM i saw th "chakra" part as shakira 20:00: SPOOKY: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFptodJ9bs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCrFptodJ9 bs 20:01: SPOOKY: Yes! Japan is awesome for taking a title like this and making a movie 20:01: SPOOKY: Lol I like the marvel comic scrawl thing they did 20:20: SAM: Tsang -.-" 20:16: SPOOKY: Lol SAM what are you?

20:22: SAM: Lmao 20:22: SAM: Drill:’) 20:18: SPOOKY: Black jack SAMmir 20:18: SPOOKY: SAM is a drill cause he wants to strike lucky 20:25: SAM: Lol no no I ment the move the perverted hero used on that guy xD 20:20: SPOOKY: Lol did u read the manga?

20:26: SAM: Lol no just watched that trailer 20:22: SPOOKY: It looks kinda stupid lol but still revolutionary 20:27: BLANKA : Was it nice?

20:27: SAM: No i'm seriously considering reading it 20:27: SAM: It's funny in a disturbing way 20:29: REVAN: SAMir 20:29: SAM: So I donno what I am 20:24: SPOOKY: The manga is brillaint I've read a few chapters I loved it 20:29: BLANKA : Lol 20:29: SAM:

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20:30: BLANKA : Ode did u hear 20:30: SAM: Rev 20:30: REVAN: changed subject to "Adrian Ivashkov" 20:31: REVAN: What Lar 20:31: BLANKA : U have nice lips 20:31: You: changed subject to "Adrian Ivashkov dick " 20:33: REVAN: Ehh 20:33: REVAN: changed subject to "Adrian Ivashkov" 20:33: SAM: Wow. Khartoum is one of the hottest major cities in the world. Temperatures may exceed 53 °C (127 °F) in mid-summer -.-"" 20:33: SAM: >.< 20:34: BLANKA : Compliment from me but wat I really wanted to say is naruto fillers end at 315 20:34: SAM: Rev did you like that Sasusaku pic?

20:34: REVAN: Lol xD 20:34: REVAN: Sankyu Lar Lar 20:34: REVAN: Oh wait u mean VOODOO 20:34: REVAN: VOODOOAA wuvvv yuuyuuuu 20:35: REVAN: Oh larreh sankyu 20:32: SPOOKY: Nice seems like a lekker place to vacation 20:37: SAM: I stopped caring about the anime -.-" 20:39: SAM: You'll sweat at 11pm Spooky lol 20:37: SPOOKY: Lol 20:54: REVAN: Me to SAM ❄ 20:54: REVAN: Me to Spooky -.20:55: REVAN: Lol 21:09: SPOOKY: Me to you all*.* 21:09: SPOOKY: Rob zombie is playing in the back ground 21:09: SPOOKY: Where an I? 21:10: SPOOKY: My face has a keyboard etched into it, from falling asleep at the pc 21:10: SPOOKY: Who am I? 21:11: SPOOKY: There's cellphone with an antenna on my desk 21:11: SPOOKY: What year is it?, 21:16: BLANKA : 1970 something o.o 21:12: SPOOKY: wrong rob zombie was a kid or not even born then 21:13: SPOOKY: Nobody had pcs back then except in labs 21:15: SPOOKY: its easy lol 21:16: SPOOKY: I'm sad cause john romero screwed me over with his stupid racist shitty bad SAMurai game 21:16: SPOOKY: doom was better 22:38: VOODOO : I just got up lol

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10/05/2013 00:08: SAM: O.o 00:25: SAM: :O 00:42: BLANKA : Late nyt coffee at the hospital 00:55: SAM: Night shift ._.

00:56: SAM: Can't sleep?

00:56: BLANKA : Play some rock music 00:56: BLANKA : Na I'm on league legends 00:56: SAM: Lol 00:56: BLANKA : League of legends 00:56: BLANKA : Yeah 00:56: SAM: Maria online?

00:56: BLANKA : Na 00:56: BLANKA : Me and my other friends 00:57: SAM: Having dinner lol 00:58: SAM: Croissant and choco milk 00:59: BLANKA : Alryt match about to start 00:59: SAM: Haha good luck 00:59: BLANKA : Got the latest hannibal on download 01:00: BLANKA : Playing a map that gives all players a random champion 05:31: SPOOKY: Lol I just thought who's this ivan msgin me lol and then I remembered 07:00: REVAN: o.o 07:39: VOODOO : Master of shadows 07:34: SPOOKY: Oih 07:40: VOODOO : Right?

07:36: SPOOKY: Dunno 07:41: VOODOO : But I do remember ivan of mig lol 07:39: SPOOKY: Ah lol this ivan is a russian dude my sis likes from this book 07:44: VOODOO : Haha 07:42: SPOOKY: Night club, hacker(Neo), 1998/1999 07:48: VOODOO : What's that 07:45: SPOOKY: The answer to a question I posed last night 07:45: SPOOKY: To the group 07:46: SPOOKY: BLANKA said 1970? The clues I gave him lol none of them led to 1970?

07:51: VOODOO : I don't see the question, but I think you asked that fat BLANKA. 07:51: VOODOO : Didn't07:52: VOODOO : lol I was right then 07:57: REVAN: aiyaaaa 07:53: SPOOKY: Me to you all*.* 07:53: SPOOKY: rob zombie is playing in the background, where am I? 07:54: SPOOKY: The Key's of a keyboard is etched into my face, from falling asleep at the pc, who am I? 07:54: SPOOKY: I have a cellphone with an antenna on my desk, what year is it?,

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07:55: SPOOKY: And then BLANKA said 1970? And I gave him an obvious clue that I thought he would get 07:56: SPOOKY: I'm sad cause john romero screwed me over with his stupid racist shitty bad SAMurai game 07:56: SPOOKY: Doom was better 07:56: SPOOKY: Lol 08:54: SAM: Morning 08:53: SPOOKY: Morn 09:00: SAM: Yo Spooky. You always this early?

08:55: SPOOKY: Always 09:02: SAM: Lol you sent a message at like 5:30 08:58: SPOOKY: When I awoke 09:04: SAM: So what do you do so early?

09:01: SPOOKY: Lie in bed half asleep half awake, check my messages and so on 09:08: SAM: No morning exercises and stuff? XD 09:08: SAM: I bet VOODOO does that haha 09:05: SPOOKY: Lol no I just lay there until the sun comes out the get up and start to work 09:05: SPOOKY: I did work out before I got sick, ill start again next week 09:07: SPOOKY: Lol what does it matter what VOODOO does in the morning in regards to my routine 09:24: SAM: Lol just saiyan 09:32: VOODOO : Back 09:32: SAM: Hi VOODOO 09:32: VOODOO : When I get up and don't have work, like weekends, first thing I do I go out for a walk 09:33: VOODOO : 1 hour 09:33: VOODOO : At 7 a.m 09:33: VOODOO : Hi SAM 09:33: SAM: Ah pretty healthy lol 09:36: VOODOO : I'm not like the lazy bums in here 09:36: SAM: /.* 09:37: VOODOO : Lol 09:34: SPOOKY: Lol I'm gonna be busy for awhile Bbl 09:34: SPOOKY: And I get more exercise than any of you in here lol 09:40: SAM: Later Spooky 09:40: VOODOO : Lol 09:40: VOODOO : I'm thinner than any of you here 09:40: VOODOO : No.. Wait 09:41: VOODOO : SAM is thiner, he looks like those that are starving to death 09:41: SAM: Lol 09:42: VOODOO : Where is tsang?

09:42: SAM: Like you've seen my body~ 09:42: VOODOO : ‫وارع‬cccc‫ن ش‬cccc‫ذا اب‬cccc‫انغ ھ‬cccc‫تس‬ 09:42: VOODOO : I didn't see it and I don't want to.

09:42: SAM: Jerking off somewhere maybe

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09:42: VOODOO : Lol 09:43: SAM: Lmao 09:43: VOODOO : :K 09:43: SAM: Meanie 09:45: VOODOO : ‫ع‬ccccc‫وارع ب‬ccccc‫ت ش‬ccccc‫ي بن‬ccccc‫رو أن‬ccccc‫د يفك‬ccccc‫روب أكي‬cccc‫ذا الق‬cccc‫ي ھ‬cccc‫اس ف‬cccc‫دالن‬ 09:45: VOODOO : ‫م‬cccc‫اس والنع‬cccc‫ت ن‬cccc‫ا بن‬cccc‫س أن‬cccc‫ب‬ 09:45: SAM: ‫ھھھھھھھه ما اظن‬ 09:46: SAM: ‫د‬ccccc‫د اكي‬ccccc‫� اكي‬ 09:46: VOODOO : ‫ه‬ccc‫بھم ھھھھھھھھھھ‬ccc‫الم وبس‬ccc‫ي الك‬ccc‫ة ف‬ccc‫ي جريئ‬ccc‫ألن‬ 09:46: SAM: ‫ة‬c‫ھھھھھھه لئيم‬ 09:46: VOODOO : ‫جب‬ 09:46: VOODOO : ‫أخرس‬ 09:47: VOODOO :  09:47: VOODOO : ‫ار ال‬cccc‫كاخت‬cccccc‫ي تعجب‬cccccc‫ل‬ 09:47: VOODOO : ‫ه‬cccc‫وداني ھھھھھ‬cccc‫م س‬cccc‫اعرف أتكل‬cccc‫ي م‬cccc‫ك ألن‬cccc‫ي تعجب‬cccc‫ة الل‬cccc‫الكلم‬ 09:48: SAM: ‫يحة و ﷲ‬cccccccccc‫ودانية فص‬cccccccccc‫ة الس‬cccccccccc‫بة اللھج‬cccccccccc‫ بالمناس‬ 09:49: VOODOO : great, that means I gotta switch to sudanese channels instead to listen to them speak lol 09:49: SAM: ‫رج‬cccccc‫ربي اتف‬cccccc‫هج‬cccc‫ودانية ھھھھھھ‬cccc‫اة الس‬cccc‫ى القن‬ccc‫ي عل‬ 09:50: VOODOO : Ruki thinks you sound indian hahaha 09:50: VOODOO : Wallah they only sing 09:50: SAM: Did you see how moroccan talks? Sometimes their shows got actual subtitles 09:50: VOODOO : Haha 09:50: VOODOO : Yep 09:51: SAM: ‫ي‬cccc‫ي دب‬cccc‫ا ف‬cccc‫ن مركزھ‬ccc‫ اظ‬.‫روق‬ccc‫اة الش‬ccc‫ربي قن‬ccc‫ج‬ 09:51: VOODOO : You ever listened to emiratis speak?

09:51: VOODOO : Lol 09:51: SAM: Lol indian?

09:51: SAM: Yup of course 09:52: SAM: I can easily differentiate between different khaliji accents 09:52: VOODOO : Well, remembered once when she asked you to record something lol 09:53: SAM: Lol I only said "hi this is SAM" if I remember correctly xD 09:53: SAM: While you were like eat da poo poo :’D 09:53: VOODOO : Just that 09:54: VOODOO : No, recently she wanted to hear u 09:54: VOODOO : But you didn't record anything lol 09:54: SAM: Lol yeah 09:54: SAM: Don't remind her >.< 09:55: VOODOO : Yes I will 09:56: VOODOO : :D 09:56: SAM: Haha 10:01: VOODOO : I'm bored 10:01: SAM: SAMe 10:01: VOODOO : Where's fat BLANKA that thinks he's a beast and stuff 10:02: VOODOO : BLANKA looks like a giant Pikachu 49

10:02: VOODOO : Pika pika 10:02: VOODOO : Get up BLANKA! 10:04: SAM: Lol i'd br asleep right now too 10:04: SAM: Be* 10:04: VOODOO : Then why aren't you sleeping?

10:04: SAM: But was working overnight. Just got hoe 10:04: SAM: Home* lmao 10:05: VOODOO : Omg didn't know you're so cheap 10:05: VOODOO : I'm gonna tell Rukia 10:05: SAM: Hey gimme a break x.x" 10:05: VOODOO : Lol 10:06: SAM: Hmm plus I can't sleep now or i'll miss the prayer 10:06: VOODOO : So you just got home?

10:06: SAM: Yeah 10:07: VOODOO : I'll sleep soon 10:08: SAM: Lol -.-" 10:08: VOODOO : My hair is wet though but don't care 10:09: SAM: Took a shower?

10:09: VOODOO : This towel looks like a tower on my head haha 10:09: SAM: Lol 10:11: VOODOO : Like this one 10:11: SAM: Hahaha that actually looks pretty sudanese 10:13: SAM: I think the only arabs who still wear turbans are sudanese, omanese, and yemenese. Hmm people wear it there too sometimes right?

10:14: VOODOO : No not this 10:15: VOODOO : My father wears a cap all the time outside haha 10:15: SAM: Lol 10:15: VOODOO : Nike and stuff 10:16: SAM: Haha all young and stuff huh?

10:17: VOODOO : Yep 10:23: VOODOO : Can't wait to get henna tattoos on the hand and arms 10:24: VOODOO : For no reason. Not getting married nor invited to someones wedding 10:24: VOODOO : Just have to be beautiful all the time 10:28: SAM: Women here get it for no reason. Just a way to look pretty. Not necessarily getting married or such 10:30: VOODOO : Here most of them get it for special occasions 10:31: VOODOO : Well, it takes hours to finish it and let it dry.. That's why lol 10:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Mig Anime" 10:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : The name keeps looking like an actual person and confusing me 10:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : Almost deleted like "The hell is this" 10:49: VOODOO : Lol I didn't even look at the previous name 10:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : Russian guy 10:50: VOODOO : Oh 10:51: VOODOO : Well, since the name changes everyday I just look at the icon lol 10:53: SAM: Ivan something o.o

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10:56: SAM: Shower time 10:56: You: changed subject to "Foxy Brown" 10:57: SAM: Hahaha Spooky did you get the ic I sent?

10:57: SAM: Pic* 10:52: SPOOKY: Nope 10:58: SAM: Wanted to share it here but i'm afraid it might offend the ladies 10:54: SPOOKY: Just do lol there's no ladies here 10:59: SAM: Lol VOODOO is 10:54: SPOOKY: Haha I'm waiting for her response 10:55: SPOOKY: Just share the pic lol 11:01: SAM: Hahaha ok ok here goes nothing 11:01: SAM: :â&#x20AC;&#x2122;D 11:00: SPOOKY: Ok 11:05: SAM: Lol 11:00: SPOOKY: Where's it?, 11:05: SAM: Not the reaction I was expecting 11:05: SAM: Huh? I just posted it o.O 11:01: SPOOKY: Got nothin 11:07: SAM: Lol weird. What about you VOODOO, HOTCHOCOLATE? 11:02: SPOOKY: I deleted my whatsapp folder under photos could be 11:08: SAM: They're still in shock -.-" 11:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nothin...

11:04: SPOOKY: Nope still there sent it to me Pvt 11:09: SAM: So all of the saved photos are gone?

11:04: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE got nothin as well 11:10: SAM: Weeeeird 11:10: SAM: Got this one?

11:13: SAM: Nothing in group media?

11:08: SPOOKY: No 11:13: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE? 11:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : Still nothing 11:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : This chakra is sasuke?

11:14: SAM: Hmm what's going on..? -.-" 11:14: SAM: Lol no...

11:15: SAM: Just resent 11:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nope 11:18: SAM: Lol nvm. What a waste 11:21: VOODOO : I got nothing too 11:21: VOODOO : Spooky hun.. Come shave my mustache 11:21: VOODOO : Mwaah 11:22: VOODOO : And my arms 11:22: SAM: :O 11:22: VOODOO : Lol 11:23: SAM: There is the little clock icon near the pics..that means they're not going through right?

11:24: VOODOO : That means its taking longer than usual to get sent

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11:24: VOODOO : Just wait, maybe connection is down 12:01: SPOOKY: Mustache?????

13:45: SPOOKY: SAM where's the pic 13:52: VOODOO : You said there are no ladies here 13:48: SPOOKY: I was partially joking 13:49: SPOOKY: Lol 13:55: SPOOKY: Not women, ladies 13:56: SPOOKY: There's an uneven amount of the feminine hormone in this group, that is a fact 14:07: VOODOO : wheres the pic SAM? 14:20: SPOOKY: Yeah SAM 14:24: SPOOKY: I want to see VOODOO blush again 14:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : I wanna see VOODOO blush too!

14:40: Tsang : changed subject to "Bible Black!"

14:35: SPOOKY: Haha 14:36: SPOOKY: Tsang what you up to 14:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Bible Blue!"

14:42: Tsang : Just finished watching todays big bang theory episode 14:42: Tsang : changed subject to "Bible Black!"

14:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Bible PURPLE!" 14:43: BLANKA : changed subject to "Bible gay" 14:43: Tsang : HOTCHOCOLATE bible black is a hentai 14:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : I know :D 14:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Rainbow gay" 14:44: Tsang : nt a satanic bible 14:44: Tsang : Lo 14:44: Tsang : Lol* 14:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha! I know!

14:45: Tsang : Lately no hentai releases 14:45: BLANKA : Check the nihonomaru forums 14:46: Tsang : Hav to upgradey hrntai collection nd my porn stash 14:46: Tsang : Hentai* 14:46: BLANKA : They usually have dates for upcoming hentai releases 14:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : Wow. 14:47: Tsang : Thr problem is finding an download link....dat is not deleted 14:47: BLANKA : Wat is hentai like these days anyway 14:48: Tsang : The last hentai downloaded was fighting sumthimg 14:49: Tsang : It was nice 14:49: Tsang : Im more of looking into taboo/incest genre of hentai 14:51: Tsang : Like Stepmothersin. Taboo charming mother.

Immoral sisters.

Mistreated Bride nd etc 14:53: Tsang : changed subject to "Hentai!"

14:53: REVAN: hentai ?

14:53: REVAN: Is SAM here?

14:56: Tsang : Nope

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14:51: SPOOKY: Haha 14:56: SAM: It' like the pics I send never reaches the server 14:57: Tsang : Lol...wat?

14:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Hen bow tai!"

14:57: BLANKA : Lol watsapp on the rocks 14:58: BLANKA : Upgrade ur watsapp if there's an update available 14:58: You: changed subject to "Hen sword tai!"

14:58: Tsang : HOTCHOCOLATE if u are not talking dnt change the subject 14:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Why not? You do it too" 14:58: BLANKA : With the previous update I couldn't save pics manually 15:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tsang, don't be a hypocrite. That animal doesn't suit you.

15:03: BLANKA : <IMAGE> 15:05: BLANKA : One piece cosplay 15:05: REVAN: she has a dick 15:01: SPOOKY: Her face isn't ugly enough lol 15:01: SPOOKY: Haha 15:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : Maybe her dick has an ugly face 15:06: BLANKA : Lol 15:07: BLANKA : <IMAGE> 15:07: BLANKA : Jade from mk 15:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was gonna go with scorpion in green 15:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : And female.

15:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or sub zero in green.

15:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : And female.

15:09: BLANKA : Lol 15:10: BLANKA : U haven't seen the mortal kombat gangnam style lol 15:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : No... They made one 15:10: BLANKA : Scorpion is funny 15:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : YouTube?

15:11: BLANKA : Yeah 15:13: You: changed subject to "Don't talk if you talk" 15:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 15:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : Pic of SAM 15:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : On his way to lĂŠ hospital 15:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : On his BMW 15:18: REVAN: haha so accurate 15:18: REVAN: looking good SAMir 15:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Wearing the lastest fashions... Looking good SAM! 15:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM's gonna hate me now 15:19: VOODOO : SAM drives BMW? 15:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky, does the "Don't talk if you talk" apply to the voice in my head?

15:16: SPOOKY: I don't know lol if you talk while you talk talk with decency 15:21: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:24: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:26: SAM: <IMAGE>

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15:26: VOODOO : Why does she look sad? That's only her groom that's doing that to her. She should be happy 15:26: VOODOO : Stupid bride 15:26: BLANKA : Lol 15:26: VOODOO : Some women don't deserve to get married 15:22: SPOOKY: Lol looks like a game 15:22: SPOOKY: VOODOO just turned up the serious by 5 15:27: VOODOO : I hear here also some wives hate sex and such.. I said why the hell you even get married?

15:28: VOODOO : Brainless cows 15:28: VOODOO : No. It pisses me off really 15:24: SPOOKY: Lol 15:30: Oriental Princess: Some ppl hate sex coz they are asexual meaning they can love and be in love but sex isn't something they want 15:30: VOODOO : But they have to know by getting married they must do that 15:30: Oriental Princess: Seriously at my therapists office they had a pamphlet about it "dont like sex ? yore not a freak you're just asexual " 15:31: Oriental Princess: Well it depends on the people really 15:31: VOODOO : And then they don't, then they come cry and bitch about why their husband went to sleep with a hoe?

15:31: Oriental Princess: Oh well then that's stupid 15:31: Oriental Princess: Hey have to find someone with the SAMe ideals and ideas and way of livig 15:31: VOODOO : You can't cheat for whatever reason 15:31: Oriental Princess: Not some guy who's gonna expect sex -.15:27: SPOOKY: Hoes don't moan lol 15:32: VOODOO : But I say I'll put the blame on the one that pushed away his-her spouse too 15:32: Oriental Princess: Lol yeah well it's partly heir fault 15:32: VOODOO : Yes they must find someone with SAMe ideals 15:32: Oriental Princess: It's also the fault of the spouse too chicken to talk 15:33: Oriental Princess: About why 15:33: Oriental Princess: I just think talking thigs out is better .... Instead of cheating and making things awful .....: instead of just one problem they create more 15:33: VOODOO : But trust me some here just get married to not be called singles.. And so that they wear the ring and travel the world 15:34: Oriental Princess: Hmmmm true true 15:34: VOODOO : Well, you gotta tell the guys with chicken minds to not cheat cuz most of them will still cheat even if the wife is good in bed 15:34: Oriental Princess: That's also true 15:35: You: changed subject to "Dr. Ruth" 15:35: VOODOO : They'll go out with one fat and ugly hippo, with a very bad attitude too 15:35: VOODOO : And sleep with her 15:35: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:35: Tsang : <IMAGE>

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15:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : :’D Spooky 15:35: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:35: Oriental Princess: Or they cheat on you with some skank who clearly only likes them for the benefits 15:36: VOODOO : That stupid bride again !

15:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm so lost...

15:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hi Nish 15:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : The animation in Tsangs porn looks like its pretty good. The plot looks like it'd be pretty nonexistent 15:36: VOODOO : All hurt just cuz she thinks she's mistreated by her hubby 15:36: VOODOO : Skank the best word to describe them nishy 15:32: SPOOKY: You guys think its just about sex...

15:33: SPOOKY: There's a lot of things that go into a relationship 15:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : Isn't it always about sex?

15:37: Oriental Princess: Yes it's about the sex ....

15:38: Oriental Princess: Even if it's emotional the fucker should learn to talk 15:38: VOODOO : Ewww that's a stepmother now?

15:38: Oriental Princess: That goes for men and women 15:33: SPOOKY: If your wife is a fucking bitch an you are miserable you should leave her 15:38: VOODOO : No Spooky, there's a lot more than that 15:38: REVAN: tsang haha 15:34: SPOOKY: Even if she's a porn star 15:39: Oriental Princess: Thy should try counseling first 15:39: Oriental Princess: Then a divorce if necessary .... Because if they have kids and the spouse just up and leaves 15:39: Tsang : Ya HOTCHOCOLATE u shud watch it� 15:39: Oriental Princess: It causes alot of trauma 15:40: Tsang : If u want i can recommend awssm hentais fr u to watch 15:35: SPOOKY: No he should shoot her in her fat face then dose that bitch with gasoline, go all salem on her ass, get in his mustang and drive off into the night.

15:40: VOODOO : Spooky if u marry me you'll never want to leave <3 15:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : Don't worry, my friends recommend enough hentai already 15:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : What if he drives a fiat?

15:40: REVAN: changed subject to "Dr. SIN" 15:36: SPOOKY: Haha then he should run into the night 15:41: Oriental Princess: Or a Camry 15:41: VOODOO : Ha ha 15:41: VOODOO : Or kia 15:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Whoa, if its a Kia, he should burn it too 15:41: REVAN: Ford KA 15:41: Oriental Princess: Ahahh ahahahahahaha 15:41: VOODOO : Ha hahaha 15:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Say it was possessed by the devil 15:37: SPOOKY: In my fantasy he drives a mustang 15:42: VOODOO : Lmao

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15:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ah, fantasies...

15:43: BLANKA : Lol wats wrong with a camry those cars can run 15:43: Oriental Princess: I like Carey's 15:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : Depends on the Camry BLANKA 15:43: Oriental Princess: *camrys 15:38: SPOOKY: And her screams light up the night sky as he laughs and gives her the finger as he drives off 15:43: Oriental Princess: Not kias 15:43: REVAN: Toyota's are great 15:43: BLANKA : Its mos a toy 15:43: Oriental Princess: Those sons of bitches get bought up by blonde tall skanks with no morals 15:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : Toyota's are steady as hell 15:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : That top gear challenge for the Toyota pick-up...

15:44: Oriental Princess: Mercedes Benz - love the car , can't afford one unless I live with my dad forever 15:44: VOODOO : From what I saw nish they got bought up by very fat girls that call themselves curvy 15:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : A Benz is a luxury car though... Dunno if I'd get one even if I could afford one 15:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : Now a BMW...

15:45: VOODOO : Curvy indeed.. Like a big pumpkin 15:45: BLANKA : Lol HOTCHOCOLATE u talking about the hilux 15:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah, the hilux still lives 15:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : Did they auction it out?

15:41: SPOOKY: Hilux is the best 15:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : I mean they dropped a building on it and the engine still ran...

15:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : That hilux was a pick-up wasn't it?

15:42: SPOOKY: Bakkie 15:46: Tsang : HOTCHOCOLATE??

15:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tsang?

15:47: Oriental Princess: I have a vintage merc ...... But it's purely for show 15:47: VOODOO : Wow 15:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nish has a car. Yup, the time has come for me to hate her.

15:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : A Mercedes too.

15:47: BLANKA : Lol 15:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : This hate will live on.

15:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : I have public transport.

15:48: VOODOO : Lol 15:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : And my feet.

15:48: Tsang : Yes HOTCHOCOLATE?!

15:48: Oriental Princess: Lol I don't get to drive that car 15:48: Oriental Princess: I use my dads 15:49: Oriental Princess: And I don't drive that either :( 15:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's too late Nish

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15:49: Oriental Princess: Lol VOODOO what are you wowing about ??? You have a Lexus 15:44: SPOOKY: Bosvark 15:49: VOODOO : The vintage mercedes 15:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 15:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : Some pics are so stupid 15:50: Tsang : Was listening to a(ace) a vk band 15:52: Tsang : Nish u must listen to Sabaton 15:52: Tsang : I learned som history in there lyrics..... v awwwsm band....

15:52: Tsang : They are an Swedish band 15:48: SPOOKY: What's that nazi vk band with the arm bands 15:53: Oriental Princess: Will do tsang !!

15:49: SPOOKY: Dangerous - loverboy VOODOO check out that song 15:55: Tsang : Well my time is upppp.....up up nd away 15:55: Tsang : Whorelicks 15:55: Tsang : Mois dix mois?

15:51: SPOOKY: Dunno radio wearwolf is the only nazi group I know 15:51: SPOOKY: The lead singer is anton le veys son in law 15:51: SPOOKY: So he has that 16:01: VOODOO : Okay Spooky 15:57: SPOOKY: I'm looking for it now 15:57: SPOOKY: Www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tir3_cRbee8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTir3_cRb ee8 15:58: SPOOKY: There it is 16:11: You: changed subject to "Dr. Springer" 16:12: VOODOO : Omg 16:09: SPOOKY: Lol sexy song hey 16:14: VOODOO : So true 16:14: VOODOO : Loved it 16:10: SPOOKY: Me 2 16:28: Tsang : Moi dix mois formed when malice mizzer was disbanded...malice mizer was an old vk band very awwwsm...

16:28: Tsang : Ohhh u mean Deathstars Spoo 16:28: Tsang : Spooky* 16:28: Tsang : Deathstars are from Germany nd they are an industrial metal band they are one of my fav bands 16:29: SPOOKY: Not deathstarts, I know them. rammstein is from germany, doesn't make them pro nazi... Oh wait lol 16:43: BLANKA : Hey Spooky u see any burger king construction happening in jhb?

16:38: SPOOKY: Not that I'm aware off no 16:43: VOODOO : I never saw one under construction here, they just show up suddenly 16:39: SPOOKY: There by u 16:44: BLANKA : Lol bra its pe . We get stuff last 16:45: BLANKA : We don't have a look and listen store anymore 16:41: SPOOKY: I remember

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16:47: BLANKA : Yoh freezing cold is coming I can feel it 17:18: SPOOKY: BLANKA get a blanky 17:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Gimme a blanky too!

17:26: VOODOO : BLANKA get into the freezer 17:27: BLANKA : Playing dead island 17:22: SPOOKY: Lol plank 17:27: BLANKA : make the cpu run abit warm rise the room temp 17:30: BLANKA : Have to think survival in this game can't attempt to kill all the zombies 17:32: VOODOO : I want to play this game just to kill BLANKA there 17:47: BLANKA : Haha jisit zombies coming running to me unexpectedly 17:48: VOODOO : One of them is me BLANKA 17:48: VOODOO : The rest are my minions 17:50: BLANKA : I have been chopping off a lot of female heads in this game so its ur ppl 17:50: VOODOO : Haha yeah 17:50: VOODOO : One day I'll chop your head off 18:04: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hope she means the one on top >.< 18:04: BLANKA : Lol she crazy sometimes 18:04: HOTCHOCOLATE : All the time 18:01: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE is the female version of Tsang 18:08: VOODOO : Who? Me? 18:08: VOODOO : Lol 18:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : It saddens me that that might be true 18:08: VOODOO : I'll be on top of someone else, won't say who 18:04: SPOOKY: Haha erection lasts longer if men starts out on top 18:08: VOODOO : :O 18:09: VOODOO : Really?

18:09: VOODOO : Lol 18:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : Really?

18:04: SPOOKY: Realy 18:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hmm... Interesting *taking notes* 18:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 18:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 18:10: VOODOO : I see that u're an expert 18:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 18:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 18:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Why is this Mr Spooky?

18:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 18:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : All his pics are coming now 18:10: SAM: Ok seems that my network is ok now 18:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha SAM!!!

18:10: VOODOO : Lmao HOTCHOCOLATE 18:10: SAM: <IMAGE> 18:11: REVAN: sexy SAM is back 18:11: SAM: >.< >.<

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18:11: HOTCHOCOLATE : Saxy SAM 18:11: HOTCHOCOLATE : Get it right Rev 18:11: VOODOO : SAM stop sending 18:11: BLANKA : Lol report SAM as spam 18:06: SPOOKY: I read a lot lol 18:11: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spammy SAMmy 18:11: SAM: Lol oh I sent those earlier 18:11: REVAN: oops *Saxy SAMir 18:06: SPOOKY: Is what I should say 18:11: VOODOO : SAM the spam 18:11: SAM: They all came rushing 18:11: SAM: Lol 18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : So Spooky, why is that?

18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hmm? 18:12: SAM: Hey Rev 18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : Is it because of gravity?

18:12: VOODOO : Lol 18:12: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE are jealous?

18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or a desire to reach for the heavens?

18:12: BLANKA : Like a broken sprinkler eh SAM 18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm jealous!!!

18:12: SAM: Gut's great cleaver 18:07: SPOOKY: Wtf 18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : I want one VOODOO!!!

18:12: REVAN: lol that photo of SAMir earlier 18:12: REVAN: wow 'hey' 18:12: VOODOO : Oh thought u're asking why he's an expert 18:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : Oh... Hehe 18:08: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE wants a penis?

18:13: VOODOO : I actually don't have one but I'll take Spooky <3 18:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : To pee my name in the dirt 18:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : In cursive 18:13: SAM: Lol saxy Rev? 18:13: VOODOO : Haha 18:08: SPOOKY: Haha 18:14: REVAN: no thanks SAMir 18:14: VOODOO : Ha ha 18:14: REVAN: yu are saxy cz of your relations to Lita 18:14: VOODOO : Poor SAM 18:15: REVAN: yu did have sexual relations with that woman 18:10: SPOOKY: Haha 18:15: SAM: I did NOT 18:10: SPOOKY: SAMmir clinton Othman 18:15: BLANKA : Raycist 18:16: REVAN: SAM took Lita to TOWN 18:16: BLANKA : Lol she's not that kind of woman

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18:12: SPOOKY: Industrialize my soul he yelled. Take away all this fucking pain and replace It with rust, calm my nerves by tearing them out and putting in wires instead, I want an engine inside my open chest for the world to see, cause my blood has already gone black from all the ink I've been drinking. I want you to get me out of this shell and into a machine, where I can cry no longer, where I can let the whispers piss me to sleep.

Industrialize my soul he yelled, cause I don't fucking need it no more. Pound nails into my skull, I want to feel it crashing into this weak piece of shit known as a brain. Electrify my memories so I can store no more, I want to know only one truth, make my resolution black and white, and my eyes flash grey on grey static. I am human no more and through techno beast behaviour I lost my useless fucking human soul!

18:17: REVAN: he choppered her all the way to Cairo to Khartoum 18:13: SPOOKY: What do you guys understand by reading that, do you get what its about?

18:18: SAM: Lmao Rev 18:19: SAM: Spooky you're a car...?

18:14: SPOOKY: Lol 18:19: VOODOO : Haha 18:19: REVAN: SAMir does not deny my statement 18:19: VOODOO : Spooky come I'll take you to town hahaha 18:19: BLANKA : Ur trapped inside a shell longing for something better 18:15: SPOOKY: BLANKA is halfway there, I guess I want everybody to get something different from it 18:20: SAM: Objection!

18:22: REVAN: TOO LATE SAMIR 18:22: SAM: I blame the network!

18:23: REVAN: did yu or did yu not, in fact, Rip Lita's clothes off 18:18: SPOOKY: Over ruled 18:18: SPOOKY: State your facts counciler 18:18: SPOOKY: Counciler please 18:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm a witness!

18:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : But I shall defend SAM! 18:24: SAM: I did not. Evidence plz o.o 18:19: SPOOKY: I have a cool headdress on my head 18:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : The defendant pleads "Not Guilty on a count of Insanity" 18:24: REVAN: he's already been found guilty HOTCHOCOLATE 18:19: SPOOKY: Order! Order in my court!

18:25: VOODOO : Lol 18:20: SPOOKY: You know this witness Counciler?

18:25: REVAN: Lita said on mig that she had chat sex with all the boys 18:20: SPOOKY: Speculation 18:25: BLANKA : Not me 18:25: SAM: I did nothin'!

18:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah! Speculation!

18:21: SPOOKY: If you do know this Counciler I'm afraid this case is invalid!

18:21: SPOOKY: Quiet in the stands!

18:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : What the judge said!

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18:26: VOODOO : BLANKA don't lie 18:26: REVAN: including SAM, Zu, Dale, Lar, Jake, Moshi, Tsang, Dave, Demo, Sasuke etc 18:21: SPOOKY: Councilers approach the bench 18:26: SAM: Lita is known liar! Check her "Spooky is my number 1 fan" claim!

18:27: VOODOO : BLANKA you used to hate me ranting before, and obviously you were on her side 18:22: SPOOKY: You have made a mockery of my courtroom!

18:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : THE JUDGE IS HER NUMBER ONE FAN?!

18:22: SPOOKY: This case is a joke!

18:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA? Et tu?!

18:27: BLANKA : She tried but I was so shy she stopped lol 18:27: REVAN: including SAM, Zu, Dale, Lar, Jake, Moshi, Tsang, Dave, Demo, Sasuke etc 18:27: VOODOO : Jaake with lita?

18:23: SPOOKY: BLANKA take off your onderbroek!

18:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : You ALL had sexual relations with her!

18:28: REVAN: SAM did Lita while listening to Bon Jovi 18:28: VOODOO : Haha 18:28: REVAN: dead or aliveeeee~ 18:24: SPOOKY: Haha she was riding him!

18:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : ERMAHGOSH!!!

18:29: BLANKA : Lol but seriously I was shy to even dala such a thing 18:30: VOODOO : BLANKA, did she show you her nipples?

18:30: BLANKA : I was pure back then 18:30: SAM: Here is my testimony. She tried to rape me!

18:30: BLANKA : Na no pics 18:30: SAM: I ran for my life 18:31: REVAN: tried to rape yu and yu pretended it was ROLE PLAY 18:31: BLANKA : Lol she wasn't in that desperate phase at that time. It was long before u joined 18:31: SAM: Whay prove you got?!

18:31: SAM: What* 18:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 18:32: REVAN: I.know.yu.SAMIR 18:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : All of you CYBER SAXXED LITA!!!

18:33: REVAN: follow the link for SAMir and Litas sexual escapades SAMsaxlita.com 18:34: SAM: Objection! The prosecution is letting her personal feelings interfere 18:34: BLANKA : Lol I bet nobody remembered the american chick that used be in anime 18:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : There was an American chick?

18:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : What's her name? STALK HERRRR 18:35: REVAN: *slaps SAMir* over ruled 18:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : You sure it wasn't Nish?

18:35: BLANKA : Yeah lived in florida 18:35: SAM: EVIDENCE!

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18:35: BLANKA : Lol no 18:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : LMAO! This court is so out there!

18:35: BLANKA : I never met nish online 18:35: REVAN: SAMir 18:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : The accused is running away 18:36: SAM: JUDGE! 18:36: SAM: HALP 18:36: REVAN: hold him down!

18:36: REVAN: HOTCHOCOLATE! 18:37: BLANKA : Lol SAM pretend its reverse gangbang 18:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : *tasers SAM* 18:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : *SAM falls to the ground* 18:38: REVAN: BLANKA :’) 18:38: BLANKA : Lol making the situation better for SAM 18:38: REVAN: SAMir! is this or is this not a naked picture Lita sent yu on mig 18:41: REVAN: *shows picture* 18:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : *jury gasps* 18:41: REVAN: *in SAMs face* 18:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : IS THAT HERAND HIS18:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : Who knew people could BEND that way?

18:42: REVAN: SAM Ibrahim Binvaden is obviously GUILTY 18:43: HOTCHOCOLATE : GUILTYYYYYY 18:44: REVAN: SAM IBRAHIM HUSSAIN BINVADEN * 18:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : The jury finds SAM guilty of SAXING LITA! 18:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : the jury finds ALL SAM'S NAMES GUILTY!!!

18:44: REVAN: his punishment?

18:44: SAM: >.< 18:45: BLANKA : Nice knowing u SAM 18:45: SAM: *wakes up* W-What happened??

18:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : We can't decide...

-death -castration -other stuff 18:47: SAM: Last thing I remember was HOTCHOCOLATE running toward me with something in her hand...

18:48: SAM: Spooky? Judge??

18:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : Your plea of insanity will count for NOTHING, SAM! 18:49: SAM: This trial is a joke!

18:50: REVAN: h 18:50: SAM: *breaks through the window* You'll never take me alive! 18:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : *shoots SAM's leg* 18:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : We don't have to take you alive, sweetie 18:52: SAM: Why is this happening to meeeee??

18:53: REVAN: HOTCHOCOLATE go easy! we still need some SAMples of the infections Lita gave him. you know how they get down at the lab

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18:54: VOODOO : *.* 18:54: REVAN: oh good here's VOODOO 18:54: SAM: VOODOO..

18:55: VOODOO : Hey ☺ 18:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : *sigh* okay Rev 18:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : *shoots SAM's other leg* 18:55: REVAN: yu can just go ahead and get the SAMples VOODOO 18:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Just making sure.

18:55: VOODOO : BLANKA don't lie, she posed topless and put the picture on her profile 18:55: VOODOO : The bahamut argued with her about her. He told her she looked like a man hahaha 18:55: REVAN: yu can never be too sure with sex crazed criminals 18:55: VOODOO : Year 08 18:56: SAM: Where the hell is my lawyer again?

18:56: VOODOO : And u were in the room always 18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Oh yeah, I was his lawyer  18:58: VOODOO : Lol sure 18:58: VOODOO : SAM 18:59: BLANKA : Lol fail 18:59: Tsang : Lol 18:59: SAM: This whole trial is a joke! Convicted by forged evidence and being shot at!

Where is justice!?

18:59: BLANKA : Call the justice league 19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : We are justice.

19:00: VOODOO : Lol 19:01: Tsang : Im th only one who didn't hav sex chat wth lita on mig 19:01: Tsang : Nd dat was bec she showed me he pics ......

19:01: Tsang : The* 19:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tsang, she was so hot you didn't need to chat?

19:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : Just look?

19:02: Tsang : Lol she mad a mistake showing fat ugly pics 19:02: BLANKA : 30 seconds is all u need haha 19:03: Tsang : If she didn't showed them to me i wud probably hav done it with her on mig 19:03: HOTCHOCOLATE : 30 seconds to Lita 19:04: BLANKA : Lol getting the new him album nw 19:04: BLANKA : Then armin van buuren 19:05: Tsang : Bt i did it wth yona nd karensbitch nd her friend 19:05: Tsang : Nd back then i respected her....until she started sending her pics on mig 19:05: BLANKA : Bat shit crazy yona?

19:01: SPOOKY: Lol hier Kom dit 19:06: Tsang : Ya BLANKA u shud get it....iys called tears on tape 19:06: BLANKA : I am 19:07: Tsang : Ya BLANKA 19:07: BLANKA : Halfway done nw

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19:07: BLANKA : Did u listen to it?

19:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm confused...

19:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : "do it"? On mig?

19:08: Tsang : She wasn't dat bad....ofcourse i kinda forced her after a great setup 19:08: Tsang : Dammmm yh good old days om mig 19:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hehe... He raped someone on mig >.< 19:09: Tsang : Ya BLANKA.....i downloaded it wen it was leaked on the internet 19:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : Supernatural season 1...

19:10: BLANKA : All lips go blue. I wana hear that song first 19:10: Tsang : Crap i just remembered dat i promised nt to tell anyone 19:10: BLANKA : Lol in the first ep of supernatural they played 50 cent - in da club 19:11: Tsang : Well yona was 1 crazy son of a gun 19:12: Tsang : BLANKA try listening to "the hillbilly moon explosion" 19:13: VOODOO : Die tsang 19:13: VOODOO : Lol 19:14: BLANKA : I didn't even start watching hannibal yet 19:15: BLANKA : Question, is whitesnake gud?

19:15: Tsang : The hillbilly moon explosion - johnny are you gay. Listen to that song 19:17: Tsang : Ya ....i only listened to one song of whitesnake 19:17: BLANKA : Think I have a few of their songs on frets on fire 19:15: SPOOKY: Whitesnake is fucking awesome 19:21: Tsang : BLANKA listen to the hillbilly moon explosion 19:24: Tsang : Listening to manic lover by the hillbilly moon explosion 19:25: SPOOKY: BLANKA listen to Whitesnake 19:48: BLANKA : I wana be sedated awesome song 19:54: SPOOKY: Jup ramones!

19:55: SPOOKY: Hey ho lets go!

19:57: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 20:02: VOODOO : BLANKA ho. Go with him 19:58: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 20:18: BLANKA : Bark at the moon of ozzie osbourne is another classic 20:20: SAM: I live again!

20:17: SPOOKY: Yes it is 20:22: SAM: ._.

20:26: SAM: VOODOO you're a lady. You're supposed to be elegent 20:27: VOODOO : I'm elegant and classy 20:28: VOODOO : And haters gonna hate 20:28: SAM: Ah I have no doubt 20:30: SAM: Tsang --> O.O 20:36: BLANKA : Yoh megaddeth 20:36: REVAN: *.20:36: BLANKA : Hangar 18!

20:50: SPOOKY: One of my favourite bands 20:50: SPOOKY: Check out holy wars by them 21:00: REVAN: what the fuck Spooky 21:01: REVAN: are yu being abducted in there?!

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21:01: REVAN: hou op met die ligte speel 21:01: REVAN: fuck 20:57: SPOOKY: Lol wat 21:05: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky in the bathroom :’D 21:00: SPOOKY: Lol no 21:01: SPOOKY: Watching HIGHLANDER! 21:01: SPOOKY: But ill finish it tomorrow 23:04: BLANKA : Living dead girl 23:20: BLANKA : <IMAGE> 23:58: VOODOO : So pretty 23:58: VOODOO : This looks like Rukia 23:59: BLANKA : Rev isn't scary

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00:03: VOODOO : I said she's pretty, not scary 00:03: HOTCHOCOLATE : She's also pretty scary 00:03: VOODOO : I don't see anything scary about this picture 00:03: VOODOO : Maybe because I used to wear make up like that in high school 00:03: HOTCHOCOLATE : She might date tsang 00:04: HOTCHOCOLATE : VOODOO is scary too 00:04: VOODOO : Lots of black eye liner 00:04: VOODOO : Lol HOTCHOCOLATE 00:05: VOODOO : I promise someday when I grow old I'll grab vampira's or morticia's looks 00:05: VOODOO : Haha 00:05: BLANKA : She likes cockroaches 00:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Morticia! Suit you VOODOO! 00:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : *suits 00:11: VOODOO : And HOTCHOCOLATE I take scary as a compliment 00:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : I know 08:23: SPOOKY: Tsang which japanese group sounds a little like sisters of mercy, drum machine driven, a lot of bass and atmosphere 08:32: REVAN: Spooky just told me im stupid for listening to Japanese music....

10:13: VOODOO : Spooky :C 10:12: SPOOKY: Lol 10:19: SPOOKY: I said the japanese music she listens 2 is dumb 10:24: VOODOO : Meeeeanie 10:25: VOODOO : You wouldn't like it if she said the old sexy bands you listen to are dumb 10:25: VOODOO : Right?

10:21: SPOOKY: lol she does 10:26: BLANKA : Lol she likes the japanese love songs man 10:22: SPOOKY: Lol Wtf are they sayin...Omg the sound of the vowels are amazing!!?

10:29: BLANKA : Its all in the emotion 10:25: SPOOKY: Haha 10:25: SPOOKY: Hahahahahahhahah 10:30: BLANKA : Lol this track got me bouncing 10:26: SPOOKY: Kurostou Motherfucker yarou 10:31: BLANKA : Listening to the new ministry of sound addicted to bass 11:52: SAM: Ahh I miss waking up in the afternoon 11:53: BLANKA : Lol 11:53: BLANKA : Wat time is it 11:56: SAM: Almost 1pm here 11:57: BLANKA : Got the day off?

11:58: SAM: Saturday is weekend here too, but sometimes I work during weekends 11:59: SAM: BLANKA how far are you in One Piece?

11:59: BLANKA : Lol I didn't continue 12:00: BLANKA : Still chapter 72 12:00: BLANKA : Ill leave the reading for tomorrow

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12:01: SAM: Arlong park's arc?

12:01: BLANKA : Yeah namis story 12:02: BLANKA : Her debt with the pirate sharks 14:47: Tsang : Finally i caught up 14:47: Tsang : I mean one piece 14:48: Tsang : Trafalgar law nd luffy makes alience 14:50: Tsang : Trafalgar law nd eustas kid 14:51: Tsang : <IMAGE> 14:53: Tsang : changed subject to "Peeping Tom!" 14:55: Tsang : changed the group icon 15:00: SPOOKY: Vienna 15:00: SPOOKY: Tsang check out ultravox 15:05: You: changed subject to "crying freeman" 15:30: SPOOKY: Lol I accidently tripped a little girl today 15:49: Tsang : Lol 15:51: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:52: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:52: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:55: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:57: Tsang : <IMAGE> 16:42: VOODOO : changed subject to "Fluffy puppy" 16:38: SPOOKY: Hahaha 16:44: VOODOO : so fluffy 17:43: REVAN: changed subject to ""Fun." Sucks."

18:01: Tsang : Y no nothing 18:02: Tsang : changed subject to "Loli Sucky!"

18:04: VOODOO : Ewww 18:04: VOODOO : You ape 18:05: VOODOO : tsang 18:01: SPOOKY: No comment... Japan did this 18:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "[*.*] Cookie Monster" 18:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "[*.*] Cookie Monster" 18:15: SPOOKY: Get hard 18:21: REVAN: :N 18:16: SPOOKY: True 18:34: You: changed subject to "â?&#x201E; cocaine monster " 19:18: Tsang : changed subject to "Monster Cock!"

19:18: REVAN: hahahah tsang 19:18: REVAN: that's gay 19:19: Tsang : Ahahahaaaa.....i knw 19:19: Tsang : I downloaded ths porn today 19:19: REVAN: XDXDXDXD 19:19: Tsang : It had a guy with humangus cock 19:20: REVAN: lol must have been pretty rough 19:20: Tsang : It was almost upto his knee 19:21: Tsang : Bt i think its fake

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19:22: REVAN: uh...yeah. must be.

19:22: REVAN: why did yu download it 19:23: Tsang : There is no way for it to shoot soo much of cum.....d gal was covered wth it 19:23: Tsang : Bec i was curios 19:24: Tsang : And da girl was freaking hot 19:24: REVAN: bi-curious o_O 19:20: SPOOKY: Haha 19:25: Tsang : There was this katwoman parody xxx movie .....downloaded it bt havent watched it yet 19:27: Tsang : Wen u go to xvideos search For "freaks of cock" 19:28: SAM: Probably fake tsang 19:28: Tsang : There ill be this huge black dick dude jizing on dif girl videos 19:28: SAM: Lol 19:30: Tsang : If there only was a place like drving nd get food.....bt instead of food blowjobs it would beuch beta 19:30: Tsang : Be much* 19:30: Tsang : Drive in* 19:32: Tsang : I wonder hw do guys with monster dicks handle there dicks when they wear pants 19:37: Tsang : HOTCHOCOLATE???

19:37: Tsang : I guess too many cocks scared the girls in here away 19:39: SAM: -.-" 19:45: Tsang : Wat SAMy? 19:46: SAM: Of course that's gonna scare girls away o.o 19:47: Tsang : I thought girls like cock....like they like lolly pops 19:48: SAM: Tsang it's rude -.19:50: Tsang : Is it????? I didnt knw.....we talk about much perv stuff dan that 19:47: SPOOKY: Lol Tsang cocking 19:52: Tsang : Lol 19:54: REVAN: stahp 19:49: SPOOKY: Schtup 19:49: SPOOKY: Jew for Fuck 19:55: REVAN: *Hebrew 19:50: SPOOKY: Haha hebrew for Fuck 19:55: Tsang : Im listening to SaBaton 19:55: SAM: Lol 19:50: SPOOKY: I'm listening to Skinny Puppy 19:55: Tsang : Wana c a huge cock?

19:50: SPOOKY: No 19:51: SPOOKY: I'm not taking a picture lol 19:57: Tsang : Lol just kidding 19:58: SAM: I'll send a huge cock 19:58: Tsang : <IMAGE> 19:58: Tsang : Spooky u must listen to sabaton 19:59: SAM: Girls, hide o.o

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19:54: SPOOKY: Looks like an old school metal band 19:59: SAM: <IMAGE> 20:00: REVAN: disgusting 20:00: SAM: I know...

19:55: SPOOKY: Lol 20:01: SAM: A real monster cock lol 19:57: SPOOKY: I'm gonna send a picture of my cock no, no joke, I feel like exposing myself a little 20:03: SAM: :P 19:58: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 20:03: Tsang : Ok 19:58: SPOOKY: Here it comes 19:58: SPOOKY: Its fat and white a boere wors 20:03: REVAN: ffs 19:59: SPOOKY: Lol 20:04: REVAN: >,< 20:04: Tsang : Then i ill have to show mine 19:59: SPOOKY: Hahaha 20:04: Tsang : <IMAGE> 20:04: REVAN: NO 20:04: SAM: :O 20:04: Tsang : Wait 20:04: REVAN: emotional scarring 19:59: SPOOKY: You get it 20:04: REVAN: NO 20:00: SPOOKY: It crows at dawn 20:05: REVAN: TSANG 20:05: SAM: :D 20:05: Tsang : Can u c it?

20:06: You: changed the group icon 20:06: Tsang : <IMAGE> 20:01: SPOOKY: I'm not dl that 20:07: Tsang : I forgot to flash my camera 20:07: Tsang : Ohh well wat done is done 20:08: Tsang : Nice group pic Spooky 20:04: SPOOKY: Its a cock 20:10: Tsang : Small cock or big cock 20:10: Tsang : ?

20:06: SPOOKY: Who knows lol 20:06: SPOOKY: Monster cock 20:12: Tsang : It looks like a sick cock 20:08: SPOOKY: Lol 20:08: SPOOKY: Why you know roosters?

20:14: Tsang : Sum ppl cant tak care of there own cocks 20:15: Tsang : Im bored 20:15: Tsang : Feeling sleepy

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20:16: Tsang : Bye 20:11: SPOOKY: Night 20:23: VOODOO : you guys sharing your cocks! Hahaha 20:24: VOODOO : Shame.

20:24: SAM: >.< 20:25: VOODOO : SAM didn't 20:25: VOODOO : Lol 20:25: VOODOO : Good boy 20:25: VOODOO : Brb, got lots of work to do 20:28: SAM: I did o.O 20:24: SPOOKY: Haha 20:35: REVAN: SAM liar 20:36: SAM: Mine was disgusting 20:37: REVAN: oh that.

20:38: REVAN: not impressed 20:38: SAM: Lol 22:08: BLANKA : changed subject to "Mind your language" 22:19: VOODOO : changed subject to "Fat BLANKA" 22:21: BLANKA : changed subject to "Conceited VOODOO" 22:22: VOODOO : ummm I'm not 22:23: BLANKA : Lol 22:23: BLANKA : Just checking 22:23: VOODOO : I'll show u something lol 22:24: VOODOO : Brb 22:39: VOODOO : changed the group icon 22:39: VOODOO : Awwwwe I wish I were in the girls place.

22:40: VOODOO : this pic of full of emotions 22:40: VOODOO : Love etc. Eh its obvious 22:41: VOODOO : Going to kiss my cat  22:41: VOODOO : Girl* 23:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : ☺ 23:14: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE! Where have you been??

2:14: SAM:  23:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was on a date 23:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM! You'd kill a cute lil ducky like me?

23:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : DUCK HUGGGGGG 23:15: SAM: Date?!

23:16: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol... Yeah...?

23:16: HOTCHOCOLATE : Not a date?

23:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : A uh...gathering of two people?

23:17: SAM: Two girls?

23:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol...he is pretty... So yes?

23:19: SAM: Details?

23:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha, it was fun 23:23: SAM: So, you like him?

23:31: VOODOO : Wow

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23:31: VOODOO : If u like him I hope you have him 23:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ha... Uh... Yeah I do 23:32: VOODOO : Make him yours only yours!

23:32: VOODOO : Tempt him 23:32: VOODOO : Seduce him 23:32: VOODOO : Hunt him 23:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : Tempt him with what? Lol.... Anime?

23:32: VOODOO : Then kill him 23:32: VOODOO : Joke 23:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : VOODOO treating men like they're prey 23:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : Right down to the murder 23:33: VOODOO : No haha 23:33: VOODOO : Soooo 23:33: VOODOO : We'll you two go out again?

23:34: VOODOO : What's he like? Does he look like these supermodel guys that nishy knows?

23:34: VOODOO : Is he kind? Gentle?

23:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah, next weekend...

23:35: VOODOO : We're writing a report about it 23:35: VOODOO : Wow so he likes u!

23:35: HOTCHOCOLATE : He's sweet & protective & funny & sarcastic 23:36: VOODOO : Protective is the most important +.+ 23:36: VOODOO : Then sweet then funny then sarcastic lol 23:36: VOODOO : If he's protective then he cares about u 23:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : Some guy apparently said something insulting my honor yesterday in front of my best friend (a guy) & my bestm8 was stopped from kicking his ass by security. & today, my best friend's mate found the guy and beat him up and ended up in police custody 23:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : my best friend wants to find the guy tomoro and beat him up again

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12/05/2013 00:27: VOODOO : Lol that's too much 00:28: VOODOO : But serves him right 04:03: Tsang : changed subject to "Freaks!"

06:11: You: changed subject to "rumble in the jungle" 06:11: You: changed the group icon 06:59: Oriental Princess: Gosh HOTCHOCOLATE :) so sweet they re defending your honor 06:59: Oriental Princess: Such gentlemen 06:59: Oriental Princess: They should have done it much more privately tho to avoid police custody :/ 07:39: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 07:45: REVAN: o_O 08:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Morning all 08:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : I saw prostitutes by some corners late last night and wondered how come they aren't being murdered... (Watching too much supernatural)...

It's like, they're such easy targets. They go anywhere with you. Fake number plate, some gloves, an exaggerated mustache... No one would catch you 08:42: SPOOKY: Haha 08:45: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE stay away from the whores 08:45: SPOOKY: Lol 08:45: SPOOKY: What they have to share you won't want 08:48: SPOOKY: Www.youtube.com/watch?gl=ZA&hl=en-GB&client=mvgoogle&v=EuaNdSYpVMg 08:48: SPOOKY: Lol 13:29: SPOOKY: You need to put your pants back on honey 13:37: SAM: â&#x2DC;ş 13:37: SAM: I wanna see the circus one day J 13:38: SAM: Lol wtf Spooky O.O 13:40: REVAN: doc SAM 13:40: REVAN: im not feeling so well 13:41: SAM: Rev 13:36: SPOOKY: Me too, but I want to see the old school one 13:41: SAM: No circus in sa?

13:42: REVAN: Dr. Othman...maybe yu could do a full body examination 13:42: SAM: How you feeling Rev? Tummy ache? Headache? Burning micturation?

13:43: SAM: Ah sure..

13:38: SPOOKY: Hahaha 13:43: REVAN: really J 13:44: BLANKA : We had circus in sa 13:44: REVAN: i thought yu dish out mar rejection 13:39: SPOOKY: Circus like the 20s 13:45: SAM: It's okay we'll pretend that the rest are students 13:45: REVAN: o.o 13:59: SAM: Hmm brb. Water problem

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14:06: SAM: Back 14:11: SAM: So uhhh what are you guys doing?

14:13: BLANKA : Listening to lam of god 14:15: SAM: < IMAGE > 14:21: SPOOKY: Yummy 14:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ribs?

14:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : I want...

14:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Need an emoticon for drool 14:27: SAM: The strawberry coffee waffle pic didn't go through o.o 14:23: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 14:29: SAM: Nan I hate Naruto's shippuuden clothes. they make him look fat.

14:29: SAM: The pants -.-" 14:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : They do 14:31: SAM: Pregnant Naruto 14:32: SAM: Kishi sure love to make him look stupid. Can't believe he thought Kurenai was fat 14:29: SPOOKY: Kurenia was hottt 14:34: SPOOKY: I want to kick the director of these episodes in the face 14:40: SAM: Which episodes?

14:36: SPOOKY: The story is dramatic enough, this guy turns it into a farce 14:39: SPOOKY: My sis says sasusaku episodes 14:39: SPOOKY: Half of the episodes are flashbacks 14:45: SAM: Lol that's pretty cheap 14:46: SAM: <IMAGE> 14:52: Tsang : Gintama 14:52: SAM: <IMAGE> 14:52: Tsang : U knw gintama means balls in Japanese 14:53: SAM: Silver balls 14:53: Tsang : Nd chinchin means cock 14:55: Tsang : changed subject to "Cockcorn!"

14:56: Tsang : Bored 14:59: SAM: Chinchin 15:03: BLANKA : Kintama 15:03: SAM: Mantama 15:05: Tsang : Balls 15:05: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:05: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:06: SAM: I call it. The one in the dress is a dude...

15:01: SPOOKY: Naruto Shippuuden is the most emo show I've ever seen, jesus 15:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 15:01: SPOOKY: It used to be epic at a time but now its just depressing and not even in a good way 15:06: SAM: I agree Spooky 15:02: SPOOKY: I'd rather watch bleach with its endless epic fights than watch Sasuke and naruto try and bond, with Sakura wailing in the background 15:07: REVAN: godddd Naruto and Sasuke are both SO fucking HOT

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15:07: SAM: Too many flashbacks, fillers, shitty art and animation compared to part 1 15:03: SPOOKY: Sasuke: ' I am bat shit crazy, hear the way I insult you, I am a real ninja! Wahahahahaha, check me out!

15:09: SAM: Spooky just watch Gintama 15:09: SAM: You're ready. Lol 15:09: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:09: REVAN: kick Spooky from the group 15:10: BLANKA : Lol 15:05: SPOOKY: Naruto: ' Sasuke! get ready for another boring speech, you've probably heard this one before but whatever, here goes, Sasuke I'm your bud!

15:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Chinchintama 15:10: BLANKA : Spooky would love gintama with all the parodies 15:10: SAM: Main character doesn't give a fuck 15:06: SPOOKY: we will die in each others arms like lovers, crying about the kamen rider we missed growing up! Saaaaaaasssssuuuukkkkkkkkkeeeeee 15:06: SPOOKY: Naruuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu 15:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : :’D Spooky 15:12: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:12: BLANKA : Lol kamen rider fouze was gud for awhile till it got repetitive 15:12: SAM: *flashbacks at valley of the end* 15:12: Tsang : Ya SAM u are right 15:07: SPOOKY: Sakura: this needs a flash back of Sasuke rejecting me 15:08: SPOOKY: Sasuke: Get over it Sakura, I'm A-sexual!

15:08: SPOOKY: Naruto: Noooooooooooooooooo 15:08: SPOOKY: naruto: Now I have to take hinata to the prom!

15:14: BLANKA : Lol Spooky wat happened last nyt 15:09: SPOOKY: Where 15:09: SPOOKY: Ouch 15:09: SPOOKY: SAM she has a bazooka!

15:15: BLANKA : Lol between u and rev or do u just feel like getting on her nerves today 15:10: SPOOKY: Omg lol 15:15: SAM: Oh shi15:15: REVAN: *points bazooka at SAMir* 15:15: REVAN: *fires* 15:15: Tsang : Lo 15:10: SPOOKY: Get the pad out!

15:15: Tsang : Lo 15:16: Tsang : Feeling SuPerrr 15:16: SAM: *falls into the sea* 15:17: Tsang : Horny 15:12: SPOOKY: Runs to the chopaaa 15:17: SAM: Screw this lol 15:17: REVAN: SAM BiNVden has left the group :’) 15:13: SAM: left group 15:18: BLANKA : Hahaha

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15:18: REVAN: *hits Spooky between the legs with a bat* 15:13: SPOOKY: Hahahaha 15:13: SPOOKY: Oooh kinky 15:19: REVAN: BLANKA! hhahhaha 15:19: REVAN: that was great 15:18: SAM: joined group 15:24: REVAN: welcome back to Cockcorn!

15:25: SAM: Lol thanks 15:27: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:27: REVAN: this is how i feel about Spooky and SAM 15:23: SPOOKY: Z,u 15:27: SAM: Lol 15:30: REVAN: Indian 15:31: SAM: Lol that actually looks sudanese too. Just ask VOODOO -.-" 15:31: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:32: REVAN: Indian 15:34: SAM: Baby koala 15:34: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:34: VOODOO : Lol 15:35: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:35: VOODOO : Man and man?

15:35: VOODOO : Or gays 15:35: SAM: Lmao VOODOO 15:36: SAM: I thought so too at 1st 15:36: VOODOO : Lol 15:36: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:36: SAM: Have another baby koala 15:36: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:36: VOODOO : Oh that's sakura 15:36: VOODOO : I just noticed 15:37: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:37: SAM: Ecchi o.O 15:39: VOODOO : SAM and Rev 15:39: SAM: Lol 15:39: VOODOO : I can picture u two with that pose 15:39: VOODOO : The neck kiss 15:40: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:42: Tsang : Lol 15:42: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:43: REVAN: i knew tsang would show up 15:43: SAM: VOODOO cover your eyes!

15:43: VOODOO : The last pic 15:43: VOODOO : :P 15:43: VOODOO : I meant >,> 15:43: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:44: VOODOO : SAM you chicken

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15:44: SAM: Lol wtf random xD 15:44: VOODOO : Hahaha 15:44: VOODOO : Where's Spooky?

15:45: REVAN: <IMAGEmedia omitted> 15:45: SAM: He's watching shoppuuden 15:45: SAM: Shippuuden* 15:46: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:47: SAM: For moment there I thought that was Hinata ._."

15:48: Tsang : Rqndom gay dude 15:48: Tsang : Naruto shitpudin 15:49: VOODOO : I have to agree with tsang this time 15:49: VOODOO : It's shitpudin 15:49: SAM: Tsang, nice knowing you buddy î?&#x2039; 15:50: VOODOO : Lol 15:50: SAM: VOODOO! 15:50: Tsang : Wat....are u dyong SAM? 15:50: VOODOO : I don't watch naruto 15:50: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:50: REVAN: <IMAGE> 15:50: Tsang : Dying* 15:51: SAM: Get to the chopper!

15:51: REVAN: tsang.................

15:52: Tsang : I prefer gay pics of black buttler anime than sasuke nd saku 15:53: Tsang : No offence Rev 15:54: REVAN: yes. offence taken 15:54: Tsang : Kurotsuji is it??? Black buttler anime 15:55: SAM: Kuroshitsuji 15:56: Tsang : Ya i prefer gay pics of thay than sas-kura 15:56: Tsang : That* 15:57: SAM: Tsang...

15:57: Tsang : SAM u hav any kuroshits...pics 15:57: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:57: SAM: I got this look right now 15:57: Tsang : Ya wat SAM? 15:57: SAM: Lol no I hate it 15:58: Tsang : Lol 15:58: SAM: Only girls like that anime. I bet VOODOO would love it 15:58: SAM: A personal handaome butler pouring tea and all 15:58: Tsang : For some reason i wana watch a yoai anime 15:58: SAM: Handsome* 15:59: VOODOO : Yoai? Yuk 15:59: REVAN: ewww 16:00: VOODOO : Lol 16:00: SAM: *owl look* 16:00: REVAN: tsang can yu imagine some guy making a delivery up your back alley??

16:01: REVAN: changed subject to "tsang Cockcorn!"

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16:05: Tsang : Ye 16:05: Tsang : Yes 16:06: SAM: :O 16:06: Tsang : Wats rong?

16:07: Tsang : Im into all sorts of things 16:07: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:07: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:08: Tsang : Sadom city.....the ultimate sin city god destoryed 16:09: Tsang : It was a city for me 16:11: Tsang : They were knwn for sex orgies..homosexuality and alll sorts of forbidden stuffs 16:11: SPOOKY: Lol 16:16: VOODOO : Spookyiiii <3 16:16: Tsang : Shake me 16:16: VOODOO : Tsang get lost 16:12: SPOOKY: Hey <3 16:17: Tsang : Listening to Cinderella - shake me 16:12: SPOOKY: :D Tsang u just impressed me 16:18: VOODOO : ?

16:13: SPOOKY: VOODOO<3 16:18: Tsang : Hair metal is the sexiest and d toughfest metal genre 16:14: SPOOKY: Gimme your fist bro 16:19: Tsang : Im a huge hair metal fan 16:14: SPOOKY: -fist bump16:14: SPOOKY: Me too Tsang 16:20: Tsang : \M/ 16:20: VOODOO : Spooky <3 16:15: SPOOKY: how u 16:21: Tsang : Long story short VOODOO is horny 16:21: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:22: Tsang : Im listening to motley crue nw Spooky 16:17: SPOOKY: This is hollywood, danger!

16:17: SPOOKY: Crue!

16:23: Tsang : I wish there is a youmv generation hair metal band 16:23: Tsang : Young* 16:19: SPOOKY: that bvb is kinda 16:19: SPOOKY: Me 2 16:24: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:25: VOODOO : I'm fine and u?

16:25: VOODOO : I'm not short 16:25: Tsang : Ya bt they dont sound like hair metal 16:25: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:21: SPOOKY: I'm awesome thanks VOODOO bear 16:22: SPOOKY: steel panther 16:22: SPOOKY: They a comedy band though 16:27: Tsang : They dont give of an hair metal vibe...in there sounds 77

16:22: SPOOKY: That australian group, I forgot their name now 16:27: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:22: SPOOKY: And the darkness 16:23: SPOOKY: But they more glam than full on hair metal 16:28: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:29: VOODOO : ugly kimono 16:29: VOODOO : Wrong window lol 16:31: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:34: REVAN: <IMAGE> 16:58: Tsang : Steel panther are an sexual band 16:58: Tsang : Glam metal is hair metal 17:01: SPOOKY: Early Glam like queen 17:01: SPOOKY: That's what the darkness is 17:02: SPOOKY: Early mid to late 70s queen 17:05: SPOOKY: yeaaaah 17:05: SPOOKY: Am I everything you need 17:05: SPOOKY: You better rock your body now!

18:51: BLANKA : changed subject to "Real men use red viagra" 18:51: REVAN: Huh 18:52: BLANKA : Lol the upgraded version of the blue pill 18:53: REVAN: Better let SAM & tsang know 18:53: BLANKA : Lol I heard there's a green pill too 18:53: SAM: Real men doesn't need viagra 18:54: REVAN: Only Indians do 18:54: SAM: Lol why indians? They're too many 18:55: SAM: They certainly doesn't need viagra 18:55: REVAN: I meant only yu 18:56: BLANKA : Haha yoh I'm scanning my friends external nw. I'm only seeing viruses 18:56: BLANKA : Like every song has a virus 18:56: REVAN: Damn 18:56: BLANKA : Ode remember all my music that I lost 18:56: SAM: Some viruses does that 18:57: BLANKA : Its on here 18:57: SAM: Rev i'm not indian J " 18:58: SAM: Would be cool if I was though. They do have nice hair  18:58: REVAN: Wth yu got all your music back 18:59: REVAN: SAM send a voice note to prove 18:59: SAM: I lost all of my music too 19:02: SAM: No!� 19:03: BLANKA : Lol 19:04: REVAN: Pwease SAM 19:07: REVAN: <IMAGE> 19:07: BLANKA : All lips go blue has a nice guitar solo 19:09: BLANKA : Him still got it 19:10: REVAN: SAM?

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19:10: SAM: Roflmao 19:11: REVAN: Soooo?

19:12: SAM: That sounds jamaican 19:12: REVAN: Spooky FAIL 19:13: SAM: Rasta mon 19:13: BLANKA : Haha lol 19:13: BLANKA : Jaa man 19:14: SAM: Feel da voodoo!

19:14: REVAN: SAM show us what a real Indian accent sounds like 19:16: REVAN: ...

19:16: REVAN: SAM is recording 19:16: SAM: I can't. I'm no indian 19:17: REVAN: Record SAM 19:17: REVAN: Now 19:18: SAM: Haha it would be awesome if I had an indian accent. I'd record myself talking so I can listen and laugh later 19:19: REVAN: SAM lets just hear yu 19:20: SAM: Lol Y U so persistent? -.-" 19:21: REVAN: Cz i want to hear your accent 19:22: SAM: No means no 19:22: BLANKA : Talk like ali g 19:22: SAM: I shall remain a mystery 19:22: SAM: Lol ali who?

19:23: REVAN: Goodbye 19:24: BLANKA : Lol u don't no ali g?

19:24: SAM: I don't o.o 19:24: BLANKA : Britains funniest guy in the 90s 19:25: BLANKA : If u no borat u must no ali g 19:26: SAM: I know borat 19:26: BLANKA : Lol guessing from his movie only 19:27: SAM: Rev? o.o" 19:28: BLANKA : She's gone 19:28: SAM: -.-" 19:30: BLANKA : Have u chatted to shannon recently?

19:32: SAM: Nah. Is she using new number?

19:33: BLANKA : Nope I see her on fb everyday 19:35: SAM: Haven't been on fb for long lol 19:42: BLANKA : I got the first fable game for pc yesterday 19:42: BLANKA : Considered the best game in the series 19:43: SAM: What was it name again? I think I had it on,my late lappy 19:44: BLANKA : Fable 19:44: SAM: Oh then I had another 19:45: BLANKA : Fable lost chapters?

19:57: SAM: Yup that one lol 20:00: BLANKA : Lol SAMe game with expansion added 19:57: SPOOKY: Fable for dos?

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20:03: BLANKA : Pc 19:58: SPOOKY: I see 21:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : There's a "Death to one Piece" club and a "Death to Death to One piece club" club The Internet ^.^ 21:46: SAM: Haha 21:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : A comment: one piece is one piece of crap.

People be creative 21:50: SAM: One Piece haters are just jealous it's so successful 21:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM, the one piece plot is all over the place but I'll admit some of the story points (like devil fruit?) are interesting EVEN THOUGH the graphics still kill me 21:53: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE you only watched 3 episodes. One Piece's main plot is pretty generic but the journey is pretty epic 21:53: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol, some people in the clubs have watched it and agree the story is good but art is bad. Others stopped at episode 1...

21:53: HOTCHOCOLATE : Aren't they circling an island?

21:53: SAM: They visit so many new islands and meets so many new characters. That's it beauty. Really feels like an adventure 21:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : I still don't get how he's supposed to be pirate king He made me think of naruto yelling about being hokage  21:55: SAM: No...

21:55: SAM: While Naruto and co is all about konoha and the other few ninja villages.

SAMe faces always -.21:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : No, naruto introduces new faces 21:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Akatsuki was new 21:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : As we're the jinchuuriki 21:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : *were 21:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : And some enemies 21:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : And the ninja war guys, kages etc etc 21:56: SAM: I don't care much about Luffy and his dream lol. I care about the many other interesting characters!

21:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : We care about sasuke 21:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : The Emo bastard may be a bastard... But he's hot � 21:56: SAM: All are zombies from ages past. Brilliant  21:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Only some. And naruto recognizes that zombies are cool and brings them back 21:57: SAM: Naruto is all about Naruto and Sasuke. The others are just cheer leaders 21:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Kakashi is no cheerleader! And Gai brings the funk!

21:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sakura and Ino are useless though... If it weren't for Konan, I'd be stuck on it being sexist 21:58: SAM: Zonbie idea is the worst! It's like a bad fanfic to me ._.

21:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : they're cool zombies! Come on! KAGE ZOMBIES?!

21:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's the next best zombie thing! Super power zombies!

21:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's almost as good as a cellphone with a portable toilet

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21:59: SAM: Kakashi and Gai aren't part of the young generation. The rookie 9. Those should be more important, but they're stuck fighting ugly Zetsu fodder o.o 22:01: BLANKA : Lol wats the name of that faceless funny character from one piece 22:01: BLANKA : He likes to make jokes 22:03: SAM: Sakura (the main heroine) is stuck healing -.22:03: SAM: Hmm faceless? Who was that..?

22:03: BLANKA : He was in the dbz crossover 22:03: SAM: Oh right andOne Piece jokes are actually funny xD 22:04: BLANKA : Or he was a toriko character 22:04: SAM: Hmm never watched that one 22:05: SAM: Usopp alone is better than 30% of of Naruto's cast 22:05: BLANKA : The dbzxtorikoxonepiece?

22:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : Watching Clannad 22:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : Funny as hell 22:06: BLANKA : Had two parts 22:08: BLANKA : Lol dale asked if ode was a yaoi fan 22:09: SAM: Lol 22:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Dale's around?

22:10: BLANKA : Fb 22:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ah...

22:10: SAM: Read the rest f Nami's arc BLANKA 22:10: SAM: Of* 22:11: BLANKA : Wen I get the chance I willl 22:12: SAM: I like the old guy with a pinewheel on his hat 22:56: SAM: <IMAGE>

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13/05/2013 03:54: Tsang : Franky.........Suppperr 07:05: You: changed subject to "Real men use red dildo's" 07:09: REVAN: Omg i just remembered Captain Yamato! Has he been rescued?!

08:08: VOODOO : Why red?

08:14: REVAN: Omg what about YAMATO 08:10: SPOOKY: Space battleship yamato sails again soon 08:15: REVAN: . .....

08:11: SPOOKY: There was a cgi remake a while back 08:11: SPOOKY: Or still ongoing 08:11: SPOOKY: And a few movies 08:12: SPOOKY: Weeee are leaving earthhh behhhhhiiiind 08:12: SPOOKY: Space battleship yaaamaaaatoooouuu 08:31: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 08:32: SPOOKY: Woodstyle my ass, this is a space battleship! Lol 08:32: SPOOKY: Naruto: Yamato's summoning technique... Its a battleship...

08:33: SPOOKY: Yamato: Get in, I call it the love ship Yamato 08:33: SPOOKY: Looooovvve shhiiiippp yamaaaatouu 08:34: SPOOKY: Naruto: No...we are already halfway to turning into a one piece rip off... The fillers were enough!

08:34: SPOOKY: Lol 08:34: SPOOKY: today will be a good day!

08:40: REVAN: Im gonna stop you right there 08:39: SPOOKY: Hahaha 08:50: REVAN: Doc SAMir i need yu. Im actually sick this time 08:54: SPOOKY: Hulle slaap nog lol 08:59: REVAN: Hmm 09:09: VOODOO : Dr. SAM, do you do breast cancer checks and stuff 09:09: VOODOO : For breast cancer awareness 09:10: VOODOO : Make an appointment for ruki 09:10: VOODOO : Lol 10:56: REVAN: Lol 10:56: REVAN: <IMAGE> 11:19: SPOOKY: Wats dit lol 11:26: REVAN: Net iemAnd op YouTube 11:22: SPOOKY: Ek Sien 11:22: SPOOKY: Ek siEN 11:27: REVAN: Ja 11:27: REVAN: Voel nie lekker nie 11:23: SPOOKY: Kom huistoe se j dink jy het griep 11:23: SPOOKY: en j Hoes baie 11:23: SPOOKY: En j mag dalk luise ook he 11:29: REVAN: Ek hoes nie 11:24: SPOOKY: Jy was die naweek in n hebrew area 11:24: SPOOKY: Waar j seer?

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11:29: REVAN: Nee fok ek het nie luise nie 11:29: REVAN: Hou op jys nie fokken funny nie 11:25: SPOOKY: Hahaha 11:29: REVAN: Fuck 11:25: SPOOKY: Vra net Af, siek verlof 11:30: REVAN: Bye. Als is mos n joke los my uit 11:25: SPOOKY: Period response 11:31: REVAN: Go fuck yourself 11:28: SPOOKY: Hahaha 11:29: SPOOKY: Nee ma rerig, as jy siek is moet jy huistoe Kom 11:29: SPOOKY: hoe lank voel j al so?

12:36: REVAN: <IMAGE> 12:42: BLANKA : Lol wat r u doing 12:37: SPOOKY: Lol 12:44: BLANKA : Hey Spooky do u no about the bikers striking on the freeways 12:40: SPOOKY: Nope really? How can they even strike?

12:45: BLANKA : 2500 bikers on the freeways of jhb 12:46: REVAN: Anyone notice how she didn't msg Zu? 12:47: BLANKA : Ok not strike more like boycotting. Doing it for the tolllgates 12:43: SPOOKY: Awesome 12:50: BLANKA : I heard that recently the main roads of cape town got a name change 12:47: SPOOKY: They changing the street names here too, long time now 12:53: BLANKA : They should name streets after famous video game characters 12:52: SPOOKY: Lol no 12:59: VOODOO : Hey 12:59: VOODOO : â&#x2DC;ş 12:55: SPOOKY: Heeeeey<3 13:00: BLANKA : In spain they have a street named after super mario and sonic 12:57: SPOOKY: lol 12:58: SPOOKY: They should leave the streets, build new ones if you like and name them after your heroes, leave mine alone lol 13:03: BLANKA : Lol 13:06: SPOOKY: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKe0wARmks4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLKe0 wARmks4 13:06: SPOOKY: Yaaammmmaattttooo 13:16: SAM: If you love space ships, watch Macross 13:15: SPOOKY: I love women and I may have a crush on the thing from the fantastic 4 13:32: SPOOKY: Lol I just watched this show where they discuss political shit and Marilyn Manson was one of the guests along with pamela anderson and two others, they were talking about drugs and the impact it has on society free will and so on, Manson said he's given people sea monkeys to snort, he told them they will grow in their brains Hahahahahahahahahahaha they got high from it 13:33: VOODOO : Women?

13:38: REVAN: Ek kry anime 13:39: REVAN: By die ou van Naruto in sa

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13:40: BLANKA : Watse anime 13:40: REVAN: Hello BLANKA 13:41: REVAN: Naruto ! Road to NINJA en Fairy Tail 13:41: BLANKA : How u feeling bokkie 13:41: REVAN: Sick 13:42: BLANKA : Flu? 13:42: REVAN: Yup 13:43: BLANKA : Eish get well soon , winter is coming 13:42: SPOOKY: Nice 13:43: SPOOKY: VOODOO SAM implied I jack off while looking at space ships 13:43: SPOOKY: BLANKA would you snort sea monkeys if I gave them to you?

13:49: BLANKA : Lol no I don't do drugs 13:45: SPOOKY: Haha sea monkeys are a toy, powder you mix with water and they grow into these creatures 13:50: VOODOO : Lol 13:46: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 13:46: SPOOKY: Lol 13:48: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 13:48: SPOOKY: There you go BLANKA 13:49: SPOOKY: Potato ex4 15:38: Tsang : Wt 16:02: VOODOO : Tsang 18:57: You: changed subject to "Boooooom shakalaka " 18:57: BLANKA : Shaka boom boom 18:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : boom 18:58: Oriental Princess: Boom 18:58: BLANKA : Kwaito song from the 90s 18:58: REVAN: media.soundcloud.com/stream/YpPkKmfB9JR7/?stream_token=KagOP 18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : It was awesome 18:55: SPOOKY: Thanks HOTCHOCOLATE 18:55: SPOOKY: you weren't bad yourself 19:00: BLANKA : Lol do u no mandoza,HOTCHOCOLATE? 19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol! 19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah...

19:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : He was a big deal some years back 19:01: BLANKA : Yeah 18:59: SPOOKY: Haha that guy 19:00: SPOOKY: Nakaltha 19:05: SPOOKY: Do you guys think that people can be inherently upfront towards you?

19:06: SPOOKY: or rhetorically, people prefer to play games, pretend etc 19:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : Pretend to what?

19:08: SPOOKY: if you are used to portraying yourself as a victim, I think you become the victim after awhile 19:08: SPOOKY: Monkey see monkey do 19:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : I can be upfront until I have an agenda. Then I'm upfront with an agenda :â&#x20AC;&#x2122;)

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19:09: SPOOKY: In this case your mind being the monkey 19:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yeah, you become what you pretend to be sometimes but that isn't always the case...

19:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : A girl can pretend to be good when she isn't 19:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : Thanks Spooky, ya racist :D 19:09: SPOOKY: you think so 19:09: SPOOKY: Lol not in that sense 19:10: SPOOKY: Its a metaphor 19:10: SPOOKY: That I twisted 19:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Uh huh 19:10: SPOOKY: Hmmm humans are inheritly weary 19:11: SPOOKY: But if you are out with an agenda like you said 19:11: SPOOKY: Hmmm 19:12: SPOOKY: I think that can evolve into violence 19:12: SPOOKY: And then mistrust 19:12: SPOOKY: And then reclusion 19:13: SPOOKY: Until you fear getting afraid 19:13: SPOOKY: being touched 19:13: SPOOKY: Being abducted 19:14: SPOOKY: The sound of duck tape being pulled off 19:14: SPOOKY: The smell of gasoline 19:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : Mostly it's being raped 19:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : :”) 19:14: SPOOKY: the fear of getting raped 19:14: SPOOKY: Raped by the values of others 19:14: SPOOKY: Raped by tradition 19:14: SPOOKY: I see 19:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : Raped by a physical penis 19:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : >.< 19:15: SPOOKY: Or night stick 19:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : A night stick of repressed horrors 19:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : The night reflecting inner darkness 19:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or a general lack of sun.

19:16: SPOOKY: Until you tell yourself you are an albino, and then after procrastination, you become one 19:17: SPOOKY: You turn into a societal vampire 19:17: SPOOKY: Their eyes the sun 19:17: SPOOKY: Their gaze the sunlight 19:17: SPOOKY: You feel them tearing your skin off with their judgement 19:19: SPOOKY: I think I get it 19:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : :”)Yeah... It's exactly like that 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : But with more angst 19:20: SPOOKY: Without fear, we cannot leap, but the fear of leaping creates a fear of fear itself 19:22: SPOOKY: We are all just propaganda puppets. Spreading the gospel of our own misgivings for our own gain.

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19:24: SPOOKY: Until we hang ourselves with our own lies and the lies of our forefathers.

19:25: SPOOKY: I am afraid we've gone to far down the rabbit hole already. And we have to reverse, I don't know if we can handle any more truth 19:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 19:25: SPOOKY: I stuck trying to decide weather to go up or down 19:26: SPOOKY: Go up and I'm seen as a weakling 19:31: SAM: Lol Spooky I have no idea what you're talking about 19:26: SPOOKY: Less of a man 19:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM, he's being deep! Sssshhhhh 19:27: SPOOKY: Go down and I crucify myself with the regret of not going up and experiencing the pain I would have felt of their judgement.

19:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or it's a poem? He lost me a few sentences back 19:31: SAM: Okay...go on 19:27: SPOOKY: Do thy have an inkling of what its like to feel the dirt under ones nails?

19:28: SPOOKY: To taste the mould on your tounge 19:29: SPOOKY: Am I to believe that the world has gotten so lost that they don't know how it feels to tear the scabs from ones hands?

19:29: SPOOKY: I have scabs on my tounge, I have licked the earth 19:29: SPOOKY: I have eaten the dirt 19:29: SPOOKY: I am blind no more 19:30: SPOOKY: I can be nude and cast my doubts aside 19:30: SPOOKY: I await the tears of the sky, to feel the cold passionate salt pear on my brow 19:35: SAM: I still donno what you're talking about, but you have talent 19:31: SPOOKY: We can ride the alpha cloud to grind halt 19:32: SPOOKY: Give me the strength to deliver my breath pregnant with spring thought 19:32: SPOOKY: To gears of nothing 19:32: SPOOKY: I am the apple 19:32: SPOOKY: You are th hole inside of my skull 19:32: SPOOKY: This is beautiful ambience 19:33: SPOOKY: the mullet laced glory of the solar plexus of doom 19:33: SPOOKY: I am yours 19:33: SPOOKY: Unfold me at dusk and I shall be there at dawn 19:34: SPOOKY: Let the sun feed me with its deafening dissonant sonic rays 19:34: SPOOKY: I want to be electrified by its prowess 19:34: SPOOKY: I as wild as a boar 19:35: SPOOKY: This is the story of humanity 19:35: SPOOKY: This is the story of the keys on a piano 19:35: SPOOKY: The stings on a mustang 19:35: SPOOKY: Galloping wildly over the iambenic callous plains 19:36: SPOOKY: Orgasm with me and the world orgasms with you 19:36: SPOOKY: This is the limit of the electro beat of my heart. Its nostalgic with glitter 19:36: SPOOKY: !

19:36: SPOOKY: Thanks HOTCHOCOLATE 19:37: SPOOKY: You really opened my Monday

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Next: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I live among the creatures of the night.â&#x20AC;?

'This is the end.' he knows this already, the sound of the sirens and the police helicopter has nothing to do with it, at least he gets to dream before it all goes to hell. This all started six months ago, it's always six months, when he broke into a suburban home and raped and killed a soccer mom. They said he raped the American Dream. He doesn't normally screw up, heck he's been doing this since he can remember, all he wanted was to hear them scream, but things got out of hand too quickly. It went as far as it did, he went through so many names, The Christmas Rapist, The Glory Hole Killer, and today he dies with the ironic name of Mister Merry Go Round, The Clown Rapist. He hates clowns, always have, what's there to laugh at? A grown man in the most retarded makeup known to man, an obsolete practice, that went out of fashion a long time ago, much like himself he guesses. There's no place in the world for someone like him anymore, no wars to justify his ways. Just society, and the media. He never imagined he would get famous over this, standing on this hill, just after four pm, looking down on the Mexican border, the wind rushing through his bright red clown hair. What is an Indian doing here in anyways? Born in Mal'e on a boat leaving the country. He never wanted to be famous, it's just a hassle. But what can he do? He screwed up, people started recognizing a pattern and he was identified. "At least I die a star."

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