Digital monster week 1

Digital Monster Week 1 1/ 05/ 2013 – 5/ 05/ 2013: A book by

Jakobi le Roi Kid

1st digital printing. Š Jacobus Gideon Louis Nieuwoudt 2016 ISBN

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For the group.

And everybody in it.

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This is the part where I explain what the hell this is. But then again, I have to acknowledge the fact that if I told you I would be adhering to your whims, and to be honest that's not exactly why I am here. Given that I'm not a complete bastard, or a half one for that matter, I will give you a hint.

These, as far as I can tell, is what I've been up to when I wasn't up to anything else, it's a great past time, as much as smoking crack is while watching bad reality TV. Yet, I like it.

Now as I sit here listening to Depeche Mode's Policy of truth I cannot help but wonder what the consequences are awaiting well, myself, after releasing this, let's call it a record unto the world. Granted, it's not at all that coherent, and politically correct it is not but it's not like I ever really cared about anybodies feelings so even though this piece may reflect badly on those who wrote it and of course those who it was written about, I can only guess, that like myself, they could give two fucks about what anybody thinks. Truth is, like all things in life, if you do not enjoy it while doing it, best it's left alone. Now as I leave you, know that what you are about to read is all unedited, save for the names of the, lets call them participants, reason being, well, you'll see.

In here lies the stuff that makes us human. The things that we do in the shadows now cast into light. We say what we want because you listen, you listen because we speak our minds and you don’t.

Unlawful, carnal and fearless. These are the transcripts of the days of our digital lives.

This is our Groupie.

Blacked out CIA style, project Digital Monster, prelude complete. “It's almost predictable”

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“I’ve got a little surprise for you.” – Trent Reznor, Burn. Woodstock ’94.

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And so it begins‌

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30/04/2013 SAM: JOINED THE GROUP HOTCHOCOLATE: JOINED THE GROUP VOODOO: JOINED THE GROUP BLANKA: JOINED THE GROUP REVAN: JOINED THE GROUP SPOOKY: JOINED THE GROUP

23:31: SAM: Worse thing can turn guys on VOODOO. Trust me 23:31: SAM: Guys AND girls o.o 23:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lita's boobs...?

23:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM, really?

23:33: VOODOO : That includes you SAM 23:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : Pendulum action...

23:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : She can attach them to a grappling hook and climb up a heavily guarded castle's walls...

23:33: HOTCHOCOLATE : She can use them as wind vanes...

23:33: VOODOO : Lol 23:33: SAM: No i'm a pretty normal guy lol 23:34: VOODOO : That cracked my back HOTCHOCOLATE 23:35: SAM: Some get turned on by blood, gore, piss and crap, stuff like that :-x 23:36: VOODOO : :o

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23:36: SAM: It's sick lol 09:35: SPOOKY: Lol Only SAM would bring up something like that 09:42: You: changed subject to "Day of Wankeria" 12:03: REVAN: changed subject to "Day of Dimitri Belikov" 12:03: BLANKA : Lol there it is 12:04: SAM: :\ 12:03: REVAN: changed subject to "Day of Dimitri Belikov" 12:05: REVAN: changed the group icon 12:05: BLANKA : lol she needed something to replace her obsession for pretty little liars 12:06: SAM: Haha another sunken ship? O.o 12:07: BLANKA : New season starts sometime next month 12:07: REVAN: Pretty Little Liars? Doesn't come close to VA 12:08: BLANKA : Lol doesn't change how u felt in the past 12:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov Wankeria" 12:08: REVAN: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov" 12:09: REVAN: Don't be disgusting 12:03: REVAN: changed subject to "Day of Dimitri Belikov" 12:05: REVAN: changed the group icon 12:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov Wankeria" 12:08: REVAN: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov" 12:09: BLANKA : Cool 12:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : Revan has a thing for possibly/probably evil love Interests 12:09: REVAN: Dimitri is a god

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12:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : He's kind of a douche 12:09: REVAN: Dimitri isn't evil...he's wonderful 12:09: BLANKA : Lol HOTCHOCOLATE my buddy 12:09: REVAN: Omfg 12:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lazza...!

12:10: REVAN: Im OUT 12:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Revan will kill me *runs away* 12:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : AM SORRRYYYY 12:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm kidding, I'm kidding...

12:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : But he gives me evil vibes 12:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : :p

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1/05/2013

12:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov Wankeria" 12:08: REVAN: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov" 12:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov Wankeria" 12:08: REVAN: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov" 12:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov Wankeria" 12:08: REVAN: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov" 12:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov Wankeria" 12:08: REVAN: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov" 13:38: REVAN: Omfggg he's so sexy!

13:38: REVAN: Danila Kozlovsky is perfect as Dimka 14:24: You: changed subject to "Dimitri Belikov has vagg " 14:26: You: changed subject to "Yuuuuuuuurrrriaaaaa!"

14:25: SPOOKY: Cause I'm back now you want to spirit bomb the planet?

14:26: SPOOKY: What kind of substance is that? It makes your brain hate itself because newton isn't God, and this story is so two dimensional you want your money back?

14:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : "Fear me not, drunkard."

14:28: SPOOKY: You can't just sit there and wonder why the apple never flew to you, instead you have to realize that your body would rather go without a rotten scribe. Its a duty shame, but what can you do?

14:29: SPOOKY: This spoon was not meant for your porridge, it was meant to change the world.

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14:30: SPOOKY: Sorry I had some monster lol 14:31: SPOOKY: So the blood is pumping a bit faster between my heart and my third eye 16:10: REVAN: changed subject to "BURIA" 17:12: You: changed subject to "YURIA! " 17:49: SAM: The only Dimitri I know. A vampire from Capcom's fighting game Darkstalkers 17:49: SAM: Vampire with muscles. That's rare xD 17:49: SAM: Damn battery dying 17:58: VOODOO : SAM is dying 17:58: VOODOO : Lol 17:58: SAM: :] 17:59: VOODOO : Someone come take a pic of SAM 17:59: VOODOO : Quick!

SAM: The only Dimitri I know. A vampire from Capcom's fighting game Darkstalkers 17:49: SAM: Vampire with muscles. That's rare xD 17:49: SAM: Damn battery dying 17:58: VOODOO : SAM is dying x.O 17:58: VOODOO : Lol 17:58: SAM: x.x 17:59: VOODOO : Someone come take a pic of SAM 17:59: VOODOO : Quick!

17:59: SAM: I'm almost home anyways 18:00: SAM: Lol VOODOO my pic ---> :) 18:00: VOODOO : hehehe

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18:01: VOODOO : Do u watch tv?

18:01: VOODOO : Arabe series 18:01: SAM: It's quiet in here today 18:01: SAM: YUUUUUURIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 18:02: VOODOO : Urine contains yuria 18:03: VOODOO : No wonder this group smells like piss 18:08: SPOOKY: SAM gets it 18:17: VOODOO : He's dead now 18:12: SPOOKY: SAM is SAMpool 18:17: VOODOO : Hahaha 18:18: VOODOO : changed subject to "SAMpool" 18:14: SPOOKY: SAMpool get to the chopaaa 18:22: VOODOO : -kicks SAM's dead body18:22: VOODOO : That thing is a corpse now 18:22: VOODOO : Let's bury him 18:37: SAM: Omg VOODOO what do you think you're doing to my corpse??

18:33: SPOOKY: SAMpool say something funny 18:39: VOODOO : So you're a ghost now?

18:39: SAM: I die for few minutes and you do this 18:39: VOODOO : Lol 18:39: SAM: No I'm undead x.x 18:40: VOODOO : :F 18:40: VOODOO : Come here

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18:40: VOODOO : x.x 18:40: VOODOO : Gonna murder u lol 18:40: SAM: No *gets to the chopaa* 18:41: VOODOO : Chopaa o.o 18:43: SAM: And no I don't watch arabe series lol. Most are into turkish drama these days 18:43: VOODOO : Lol 18:43: VOODOO : I know right 18:44: SAM: Muhannad wa Noor, Fatima, etc etc 18:44: SAM: They all look the SAMe to me 18:45: VOODOO : True 18:41: SPOOKY: Lol 18:47: SAM: All the girls are like this :\ :\ :\ when they start 18:47: VOODOO : Then I'm different 18:48: SAM: Haha do you watch khaliji drama?

18:49: VOODOO : I switch the channel and put WWE on mbc action 18:49: SAM: Lmao 18:49: VOODOO : SAM sometimes, the last one was from Ramadan 18:49: VOODOO : ‫لعبــة المــراة رجــل‬ 18:49: VOODOO :  18:50: SAM: Ooh VOODOO you just love seeing all these sweaty and muscly men 18:50: SAM: Lol donno that one 18:52: VOODOO : Not really, their muscles make them appear fat and short. But I watch cuz father likes it

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18:52: VOODOO : And I just want to see who gets beaten first lol 18:52: SAM: Haha try watching it in a channel called Gladiator 18:53: SAM: ‫المصـــارع‬ 18:53: VOODOO : Okay will do 18:53: VOODOO : They are on FXtv too 18:53: SAM: Or was it in ‫ الحلبــــة؟‬One of them 18:53: VOODOO : And some egyptian sport channel whatever its called 18:53: VOODOO : I don't know 18:54: SAM: Hahaha tht egyptian guy is so funny 18:54: SAM: He make up scenarios and stuff 18:54: VOODOO : You mean that old man with colored shades?

18:54: VOODOO : And a suit 18:54: SAM: Nah this guy just comment 18:55: VOODOO : Aha 18:57: SAM: Lol like him commenting when one of them is beating the other "‫بيــــــــديلو‬ ‫"بالبونيـــــة و بيقولـــــو محـــــدش بيـــــذليني غـــــير مـــــراتي‬ 18:58: VOODOO : Hahaha 19:00: SAM: Lmao it's on right now! Check al halaba channel xD 19:02: SAM: Funniest shit ever 19:03: VOODOO : Lol will do 19:04: VOODOO : If I get to find it here 19:16: SAM: Off to play FFXII~ D 19:18: Tsang : changed subject to "Portagas D Ace!" 19:21: Tsang : changed the group icon

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19:21: Oriental Princess: I am in London 19:21: Oriental Princess: And it is cooolllldddddd 19:22: Oriental Princess: Well it's cold for me coz I'm like waaaayyy Asian 19:24: Tsang : changed subject to "Random!"

19:30: VOODOO : Awesom nishy 19:30: VOODOO : Enjoy freezing yourself 19:29: SPOOKY: Tsang when does that guy get in and what's he called?

19:33: Oriental Princess: I bought a bootleg pants from dorothy perkins and a midi long skirt from Aztec 19:33: Oriental Princess: And I have a leather aviation style jacket on hold at warehouse 19:36: VOODOO : Nice collection nish 19:36: VOODOO : Who's getting in?

19:32: SPOOKY: The guy on the dp 9:32: SPOOKY: The man with the kick ass dope hat 19:38: VOODOO : Aha 19:39: SAM: Wb Nish :) 19:35: SPOOKY: SAM who's that dude?

19:40: SAM: Oh that's Ace. He's like Luffy's brother 19:36: SPOOKY: What ep does he come in?

19:42: SAM: Called fire fist Ace, since he can control fire 19:43: SAM: Hmm not sure, but he 1st appeared in Arabasta arc. Which is around episode 100 if remember well...

19:44: SAM: Episode 91 actually 19:44: SAM: Lol Spooky I heard Manson is a known satanist

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19:40: SPOOKY: Well I googled him and the first eps I see are the ones he you know 19:41: SPOOKY: He's a reverend yeah, but the church of satan awarded it to him in the 90s. Manson believes in nothing himself, he believes in himself.

19:41: SPOOKY: Its like being part of a club at one point, means nothing to him 19:46: SAM: Aha o.o 19:42: SPOOKY: He's my artistic hero :D man's a genius 19:48: SAM: Lol I see xD 19:50: SAM: Church of satan...That makes little sense. Sounds like a bunch of trolls lol 19:46: SPOOKY: One piece has some seriously ugly character designs, it looks like somebody drew the villains as some racist pirates jokes .

19:46: SPOOKY: Like popey almost 19:47: SPOOKY: Well in a sense that's what anton lavey build his church on, as a way to diss christianity. Half of the satanic bible itself is a huge troll against christianity. About how bad they are, hypocrites etc, at the back is the spells lol 19:52: SAM: Lol some doesn't even look human at all 19:53: SAM: But some look badass like Zoro, Crocodile, Mihawk, Shank, and others 19:48: SPOOKY: Their teeth are far apart lol 19:54: SAM: So they're just chiristianity haters lol 19:54: VOODOO : Lol 19:52: SPOOKY: Essentially, but its evolved into so much more. Mostly a confused mess, some people see it as a lifestyle, others see satan as a metaphor, others slay and sacrifice cats and virgins. But I see it as a metaphor for self enrichment, its like it teaches to love yourself and do what makes you happy, and not to fear anything. So its about preservation and empowerment. But it also has a destructive nature like most other religions. So again its all about choice.

19:58: SPOOKY: That ace guy looks cool, but I don't want to sit through 90 episodes before he comes on lol 20:04: SAM: Lol there are many other cool characters

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20:01: SPOOKY: Its like having sex with a dude and hoping that his asshole turns into a vagg at some point. (lol that was way different in my head) 20:07: SAM: Lmao dude that's sick 20:08: SAM: Just give it a try. you won't regret it 20:05: SPOOKY: Hahaha that's what he said :'D 20:10: SAM: How many episodes you watched? -.20:06: SPOOKY: 1 lol 20:11: SAM: Lol 20:12: SAM: I find Luffy annoying. His crew are awesome though. Starting from Zoro. I think he 1st appears in episode 2 or 3. Lol watch more 20:09: SPOOKY: Ill try, but I need to finish this pitch I'm busy with lol 20:09: SPOOKY: I'm working on the first script, the draft is done, listening to lp tracks for inspiration 20:15: SAM: Lol 20:10: SPOOKY: I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE, I DON'T WANT TO BE IGNORED!!!! AGgressiveness , DON'T STAY! 20:11: SPOOKY: I think ill use that and the points of author 20:16: VOODOO : You don't need me? Then go kiss SAM's ass 20:16: VOODOO : :'D 20:11: SPOOKY: SAM bend over!

20:11: SPOOKY: Atleast I know its clean lol 20:16: VOODOO : O.O 20:17: SAM: VOODOO is singing in the shower 20:17: VOODOO : You're crazy lol 20:17: VOODOO : How do u know SAM?

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20:12: SPOOKY: I can see lol 20:17: VOODOO : I didn't even take a shower yet. Got lot of work to finish first 20:18: SAM: VOODOO do you know the other uses of a showerhead?

20:18: You: changed subject to "youwantsomeonetohurtliku " 20:13: SPOOKY: Hahahahahahahahahahaha 20:19: VOODOO : To wash my hair 20:15: SPOOKY: Haven't head banged in a long time 20:15: SPOOKY: Without my hair it feels weird 20:15: SPOOKY: But lp changed that today 20:20: VOODOO : When its cold and I don't want to wet my back then I grab the shower head and wash only my hair haha 20:20: VOODOO : Haha 20:15: SPOOKY: Lol 20:21: VOODOO : My hair's very long now 20:16: SPOOKY: There's so much I could say on that subject lol but I won't 20:21: VOODOO : Say it 20:21: VOODOO : Come to think of it 20:17: SPOOKY: I don't NEED one more day, of you wasting me away!

20:22: VOODOO : I need to flat iron my hair to take new pics 20:17: SPOOKY: Lol morticia adams :) I'd say wednesday but that became weird when I turned 12 20:22: SAM: :'D 20:23: VOODOO : Morticia is beautiful 20:18: SPOOKY: She is the one from the 60s yowzah

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20:24: VOODOO : Yep 20:24: VOODOO : I want to grab her looks lol 20:22: SPOOKY: I'm gonna shower now 20:31: VOODOO : Have fun lol 20:35: SPOOKY: Lol I will thanks 21:25: VOODOO : ‫واو‬ 21:59: VOODOO : -.x so tired

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02/05/2013 15:49: VOODOO : Feeling ugly today uh 15:44: SPOOKY: Why 15:49: VOODOO : [ >.< ] 15:50: VOODOO : Just like this.

15:50: VOODOO : Scared of the mirror's image today 15:46: SPOOKY: Lol we all feel like that sometimes 15:52: VOODOO : Yeah 15:52: VOODOO : I look like sponge bob 15:52: VOODOO : The first thing that came to my mind today 15:52: VOODOO : When I saw the mirror 15:48: SPOOKY: You are yellow with holes in you?????

15:53: VOODOO : I hate sponge bob so much by the way. That's the ugliest cartoon character I've ever seen trust me 15:53: VOODOO : Not yellow but I see sponge bob teeth and nose and mouth 15:53: VOODOO : Ew haha 15:48: SPOOKY: VOODOO..never inhale...just pretend you are lol 15:54: VOODOO : Lol 15:54: VOODOO : My body looks square too 15:51: SPOOKY: Haha that's not one of the shapes woman come in 15:56: VOODOO : I can say whatever I hate about myself. But if someone else comes now and tells me I'm ugly he-she-it will get a big fist on the face î&#x20AC;?

15:56: VOODOO : Lol

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15:56: VOODOO : Yeah now I feel like a man 15:52: SPOOKY: Lol man lady 15:59: VOODOO : Shut up î&#x20AC;?

15:59: VOODOO : Lol 15:59: VOODOO : Don't make me feel like asian 15:59: VOODOO : Asian ladyboys 15:59: VOODOO : They are pretty but actually boys haha 15:55: SPOOKY: Lol bangkok 16:02: VOODOO : Gross 15:58: SPOOKY: dirty place awesome song 16:04: VOODOO : I don't know that 16:00: SPOOKY: One night in bangkok 16:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : VOODOO's fattening up her students 16:12: VOODOO : I'm craving lol 16:12: VOODOO : But that's for me 16:12: VOODOO : I got my ss chupa chups. They like those 16:12: VOODOO : Lol 16:13: VOODOO : But the rests mine 16:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : Chupa chups?

16:08: SPOOKY: She's gonna eat them lol like the witch in hansel and gretel 16:13: VOODOO : Rest is 16:09: SPOOKY: Ss chupa chups 16:09: SPOOKY: Its from Nazi germany!

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16:14: VOODOO : Right Spooky 16:14: VOODOO : Whatever 16:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : :'D 16:14: VOODOO : Who cares if I get fat anyway 16:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol, eh?

Like you'd ever get fat...

16:10: SPOOKY: Not hitler that's fo sho 16:15: VOODOO : i can 16:10: SPOOKY: [ LINK TO VIDEO] 16:15: VOODOO : What's your weight HOTCHOCOLATE? 16:11: SPOOKY: [LINK TO VIDEO] 16:11: SPOOKY: VOODOO check out this song, I think you'd like it 16:11: SPOOKY: Lol yeah 16:16: HOTCHOCOLATE : My weight It's "OVER weight" 16:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm having apples for lunch...

16:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : *doomed* 16:17: VOODOO : Okay wait 16:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : I wanna google "how to make pizza" 16:14: SPOOKY: Lol HOTCHOCOLATE dooooooomed 16:20: VOODOO : Pizza yum 16:20: VOODOO : Just ate 3 kitkats 16:21: VOODOO : Lita before told anime she weights 50 kg 16:22: VOODOO : So she's thinner than HOTCHOCOLATE! Hahaha

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16:29: SPOOKY: What u think 16:35: VOODOO : Lies 16:36: VOODOO : Only BLANKA would believe her 16:38: BLANKA : Yoh almost said something nw 16:41: VOODOO : :'D BLANKA 16:37: SPOOKY: I mean about the song ?

16:37: SPOOKY: Lol VOODOO you have less tact than I do lol 16:38: SPOOKY: Never thought I'd find someone like that lol 16:43: VOODOO : Lol the songs cool but I think white snakes style is cooler 16:44: BLANKA : White snakes hmm 16:45: VOODOO : Snake16:40: SPOOKY: Hahaha 17:07: SPOOKY: Lol 17:13: BLANKA : Damn bra one of the kriss kross rappers died today 17:13: SPOOKY: Damn that's sad, sorry man 17:23: BLANKA : Drug overdose 17:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : He had money for drugs?

17:20: SPOOKY: Lol 17:20: SPOOKY: No but itS still bad, 17:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ah...

17:26: BLANKA : Lol might have been a mentor these last few years 17:26: BLANKA : Was 34 years old 17:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : 34?! damn...

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17:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Not 43?

17:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : U sure?

17:26: BLANKA : Yeah 17:27: BLANKA : They started rappping at 12-13 years of age 17:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Who're we blaming? Cause "drugs" isn't good enough...

17:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : Illuminati?

17:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : Terrorists?

17:24: SPOOKY: Joe jackson!

17:30: BLANKA : Lol 17:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : Joe Jackson is an illuminati terrorist?!

17:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : *mind blown* 17:31: BLANKA : Was found unconscious at his home in atlanta 17:27: SPOOKY: Joe jackson?

17:27: SPOOKY: back from the grave papI! 17:34: SPOOKY: Damn 17:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : AND he's a zombie? The plot thickens!

17:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ermahgahd! VOODOO has his eyes 17:50: VOODOO : yes I do 17:51: SPOOKY: Aol no exorcistoh looks pretty cool 17:56: Tsang : Listening to OneOkRock 18:00: Tsang : Spooky the thing about one piece is dat every says they hate the art work...bt once u start watching it. It wont matter.Then before u knw it u ill be addicted to it..

17:56: SPOOKY: The story is that good?

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18:03: Tsang : Yup 17:58: SPOOKY: ill check it out sometime 18:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : Ao no exorcist is alright 18:02: SPOOKY: I like occult themed things 18:12: REVAN: <3 Adrian Ivashkov 18:22: Tsang : So any onr else in here listen to BVB 18:22: Tsang : ?

18:23: VOODOO : No 18:23: VOODOO : î&#x20AC;?

18:21: SPOOKY: Bvb? 18:21: SPOOKY: Bridesmaid?

18:27: VOODOO : I dunu what's bvb but was excited to give tsang a punch 18:25: SPOOKY: Tsang is a Bridesmaid 18:25: SPOOKY: Rebel love song!

18:40: REVAN: changed the group icon 18:41: VOODOO : Lol rukia 18:41: Tsang : Lol 18:42: Tsang : Black veil brides 18:37: SPOOKY: Lol you like them?

18:43: VOODOO : -puts a black veil on BLANKA's head18:43: VOODOO : Omg tsang look!

18:44: VOODOO : get the cake and flowers 18:45: SAM: Lol VOODOO

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18:45: Tsang : I listend to them since they released their 1st ep 18:45: VOODOO : I have a feeling they'll kick my ass out of here soon 18:46: Tsang : EP* 18:47: Tsang : Ya Spooky 18:44: SPOOKY: don't like the guys voice so much but they aren't bad. Motley crue is better for me 18:48: VOODOO : Why? 18:49: SAM: Donno lol 18:49: VOODOO : I gotta go 18:49: SAM: Hey Tsang I liked the album Battlecry 18:49: VOODOO : Laters everyone 18:50: SAM: By VOODOO 18:50: SAM: Bye* 18:51: Tsang : They ar kinda like the voice of the outcasts 18:52: Tsang : Ya SAM .....they are working on a nre album now 18:52: Tsang : New * 18:48: SPOOKY: Andre 3000 and outcast ?

18:48: SPOOKY: Escape the fate is awesome though 18:53: Tsang : Spooky im talking abt bvb 18:54: Tsang : Ya escaoe the fate new video songs gives a very good message 18:54: Tsang : Escape * 18:52: SPOOKY: Haha I know, I've listened to them. They are trying the whole shock rock thing 18:52: SPOOKY: Which only 2 bands has pulled off successfully

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18:52: SPOOKY: Okay maybe kiss as well 18:58: Tsang : Hehe 18:59: Tsang : I lov KiSS 18:54: SPOOKY: AC, MM 18:54: SPOOKY: Lol what you think of GWAR 19:00: Tsang : Gwar?

18:57: SPOOKY: Google them quickly 19:03: Tsang : Wat genre ar they 18:58: SPOOKY: Metal 18:58: SPOOKY: Like medieval metal 19:11: SAM: I really like Enel's design lol 19:12: Tsang : Ohh 19:12: Tsang : God enel SAM? 19:13: SAM: Lol that's what he call himself 19:15: Tsang : Hehe 19:15: Tsang : Spooky u listen to jrock bands right?

19:16: Tsang : Then u must listen to OneOkRock 19:14: SPOOKY: Enel in GWAr? 19:14: SPOOKY: Ill check them out 19:20: SAM: Lol Enel is a villian of One Piece 19:32: SAM: <PHOTO OF ENEL> 20:04: SPOOKY: Looks cool 20:06: SPOOKY: <PHOTO OF GWAR>

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20:07: SPOOKY: Gwar 20:12: SAM: Lol dem earlopes 20:12: SAM: Haha wtffff 20:10: SPOOKY: lol i dont think I know any of their stuff 20:19: SAM: Haha somehow I remembered an old horror movie.called Troll 20:15: SPOOKY: Hahaha what 20:21: SAM: Lol hold on i'll find a trailer or something 20:22: SAM: [LINK TO TRAILER OF THE MOVIE TROLL] 20:23: SAM: :') 20:23: SPOOKY: [LINK TO VIDEO CONTAINING THE INFAMOUS HTD DUCK TITS] 20:37: SAM: Lmao 20:51: SPOOKY: Haha they are funny 21:00: SPOOKY: Wtf troll looks creepy lol 21:00: SPOOKY: Duck tits :'D 21:18: VOODOO : What are duck tits?

21:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Duck boobs 21:38: VOODOO : X 21:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : ?

21:45: VOODOO : Haha 21:41: SPOOKY: Lol 21:59: SPOOKY: Howard the duck 22:05: VOODOO : So who can do a duckface here? BLANKA? 22:06: BLANKA : Lol gona send u a pic nw. Was a match quickly

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22:07: VOODOO : Okay show me how you make a duckface 22:07: BLANKA : Lol no u asked for a pic of my current self 22:08: VOODOO : Yep 22:08: VOODOO : Got it haha 22:09: VOODOO : BLANKA is not fat 22:09: VOODOO : But I will still call him fat BLANKA 22:11: VOODOO : Stupid battery is dying 22:11: VOODOO : Brb 22:19: You: changed the group icon 23:05: VOODOO : That would turn tsang on 23:06: VOODOO : Can imagine him masturbatin over it 23:21: SAM: Lol please VOODOO i'm having dinner >.< 23:33: VOODOO : ha hah 23:35: BLANKA : My midnyt snack, apple juice and a banana 23:36: VOODOO : Healthy snack 23:38: BLANKA : Need to balance it out 23:39: VOODOO : SAM what do u hv for dinner?

23:40: VOODOO : Probably rice and a whole goat

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03/05/2013 00:13: SAM: Lo 00:13: SAM: Lol* 00:15: SAM: Hmm eggs, hot dogs, and yogurt 00:15: SAM: + Pepsi 04:37: VOODOO : All of that?!

04:37: VOODOO : And with pepsi?

04:38: VOODOO : That could give u diarhea 06:03: SPOOKY: The yogurt is not right lol 07:01: REVAN: SAM thinking about tsang masturbating while eating :'D :'D :'D 07:03: REVAN: Nice SAMir 07:03: REVAN: Lemme vn u 06:58: SPOOKY: Haha 07:05: REVAN: <VOICE NOTE> 07:05: REVAN: For SAM and Tsang 07:20: VOODOO : The lazy bums tsang and SAM are still sleeping 07:21: SPOOKY: SAM had a rough night last night he overdid it 07:28: REVAN: I can imagine yeah. Poor SAM 07:31: VOODOO : Lol !

08:08: REVAN: <IMAGE> 08:10: SPOOKY: Lmao 08:32: SPOOKY: Jeff hanneman is dead. The founding guitarist of slayer

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08:32: SPOOKY: Reign in blood 08:43: Tsang : Wel i woke up at 4:30am and started watching one piece......

08:39: SPOOKY: Lol 08:43: Tsang : Nd nw hav to get ready to go for friday prayer 08:39: SPOOKY: I remember used to be like that with bleach 08:45: Tsang : Hunger woke me up 08:42: SPOOKY: Ramadan ?

08:47: Tsang : Was very hungry nd cudnt sleep .......

08:47: Tsang : Lol no 08:42: SPOOKY: >.< hiuuuuunnnngry 08:48: Tsang : Nd wen i woke up........i realised a ghost rape me 08:48: Tsang : Raped* 08:44: SPOOKY: Ahahahahaha 08:45: SPOOKY: I think that happens to all the guys in this group, Damn ghosts!

08:51: Tsang : I need to c a doc about th 08:51: Tsang : This* 08:52: Tsang : This is happning too much nw 08:52: Tsang : Sleep cuming 08:52: VOODOO : Ghost.. Get off Spooky 08:48: SPOOKY: Last night I was ghost raped by the thought of you leaving me, I had trouble closing my eyes,that your face kept flashing before me. If only you could leave in me as well...

08:50: SPOOKY: Argh! Take that smile and ghostrape me argh you leave the door closed but the lock keeps fiddling with me. I was molesting the thought of you leaving me, waking up alone without a shred of decency!

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08:56: VOODOO : Is that a song?

08:51: SPOOKY: Hatreds over, overcoming me, doctor says need it to keep on breathing, help me sacrifice the feelings I keep feeling!

08:51: SPOOKY: Yep, I just wrote it 08:56: VOODOO : Or u were ghost raped by the thought of tsanf leaving u?

08:52: SPOOKY: :'D 08:57: VOODOO : You wrote it? Its very beautiful 08:52: SPOOKY: I'm in a creative mood lately 08:52: SPOOKY: Thanks VOODOO lol 08:52: SPOOKY: Its kind of silly and dark 08:58: VOODOO : So whose smile you're writing about? Lol 08:53: SPOOKY: Lol just a girl 08:58: VOODOO : :O 08:55: SPOOKY: These feelings I keep feeling, mina harker keep sucking at my faith, unrelenting, bleeding out, resolution, keeps on leaving, take this bloody stake of mine and stick it up your, never needing keeps on feeding, religious circumcision, cut away the pain I feel, my heart keeps beating but you're not there!

08:57: SPOOKY: Argh I feel the sadness, always eating, what's in the box it keeps screaming. Pills keep popping, tearing, scratching this darkness wants it more, laughing, grinning, I kept spinning, you're the demon inside of me.

09:02: VOODOO : The religious part is confusing now lol 09:02: VOODOO : Just make it more romantic 09:02: VOODOO : Even if dark 09:03: VOODOO : im the demon Spooky 08:59: SPOOKY: You wanted to leave, but I kept on calling, crawling on you, your back with regret I spat at you, like ants I wanted you, keep on carrying this baby I made out of nothing, our love used to mean something now it just means, I wanted you, but you just wanted to be it all. my greatest fears, always coming true in you,

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09:04: Tsang : Nice dude 09:05: Tsang : Well we all have inner whores with in us 09:06: VOODOO : Shut up tsang 09:06: VOODOO : Go jerk off with your inner bieber whore 09:06: VOODOO : Lol 09:06: Tsang : An inner whore * 09:07: Tsang : Lol 09:07: VOODOO : Your inner whore is bieber. I told ya 09:07: VOODOO : ha ha 09:08: Tsang : My innr whore is lust 09:09: VOODOO : Ok 09:09: VOODOO : Lust of fma?

09:05: SPOOKY: I am ungrateful now all ways taking for granted all the times we had, cause it was nice at first but now I wanted something you could never give a man like me,,,brake criminal, uncontrollable, animal Bastard incest ridden ghost raped unrelentles bloody soul. Satisfy me, by taking all this shit I have abduction painting it onto something, different than me 09:11: VOODOO : Looks like Spooky is writing about some lost love or ex 09:12: Tsang : Fma??

09:12: VOODOO : What I understood from this lol 09:12: VOODOO : Full metal alchemist, lust the villain 09:12: Tsang : Lol no 09:14: Tsang : Ahhhhhhh im gona be late for Friday prayer 09:14: Tsang : By 09:15: VOODOO : Bye

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09:31: SPOOKY: Ill post it to FB just now and my blog, 09:37: VOODOO : Do that 09:33: SPOOKY: Its called mina harker the whore in me 09:42: VOODOO : o.O the name 09:42: VOODOO : Lol 09:37: SPOOKY: Lol 09:38: SPOOKY: Its about war 11:21: HOTCHOCOLATE : Morning all 11:30: SPOOKY: Sup HOTCHOCOLATE 11:37: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hi Spooky 11:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm in despair. My room8 NEEDS to move to a single room.

She's terrible 11:38: HOTCHOCOLATE : She was banging pots and pans and cutlery like its my fault she woke up early and I was still asleep...

11:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : And she plays series on her laptop off of SPEAKERS. I mean BLOODY HELL >.< she has headsets, or she can listen to it normally but noooo...

I might become an evil dictator early and just murder her.

11:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm thinking of playing Tsang & SAM's screaming goth music from my speakers so we can go through the semester annoying each other.

11:36: SPOOKY: Lol just get some slayer lol 11:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Slayer? Like Buffy?

11:41: BLANKA : Cradle of filth 11:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or is that music?

11:36: SPOOKY: Slayer like burn in nazi hell lol 11:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : can I also draw pentagrams on the wall?

11:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or is that too much?

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11:38: SPOOKY: Yes lol, with goat blood smeared over your face 11:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : At least you didn't say poop 11:41: SPOOKY: Lol tell her the room is haunted, and that the spirit was killed by her ancestor and now he wants revenue 11:42: SPOOKY: Haha revenge 11:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : Revenue & revenge... Might as well get money out of it 11:43: SPOOKY: Haha 11:54: SAM: The other day I woke up at 3am, found yogurt in the fridge. While I was eating it, I noticed the extra weird taste/smell. Then I looked at the expiration date 11:55: SAM: Expired 4 days ago. I said fuck it and kept on eating 11:56: SAM: Nothing happened 11:52: SPOOKY: Lol naruto 12:00: SAM: Lol I loved that ova 12:00: SAM: When sasuke poked him in the ass :'D 12:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM... Nothing ever happens when that's done in Africa 12:01: SAM: True HOTCHOCOLATE 12:03: HOTCHOCOLATE : I think Americans get admitted into hospital for such. It expired at 9AM. It's 9:02 12:04: SAM: Helloooo *indian accent* 12:04: REVAN: Lets hear that in a Voice Note SAM 12:05: SAM: Lol dette it was a joke! I can't talk in an indian accent 12:05: REVAN: Send anyway 12:06: SAM: Haha that would be awesome. I would record myself talking and laugh about it 12:06: SAM: Indian accent is the funniest ever xD

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12:06: SAM: No~ D 12:07: SAM: I like the way they sound when they threaten each other 12:04: SPOOKY: Bastard guy 12:17: SAM: And the way they shake their heads XD 12:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : & that dance where they screw in a lightbulb and pet the dog at the SAMe time 12:19: SAM: Russell Peters 12:19: SAM: Haha 12:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...

12:21: SAM: Lol I like the way they say 'triple' 12:18: SPOOKY: SAM you gonna insult the indians in the group 12:24: SAM: Who's indian? O.o 12:20: SPOOKY: Lol BLANKA 12:27: BLANKA : Lol haha 12:27: BLANKA : I got one percent in me 12:27: SAM: Lol anyway, I mean no offence. I just find it funny 12:29: REVAN: Yeah SAM, Santam is a sa Indian surname XD 12:29: SAM: Yeah santam does sound indian xD 12:29: BLANKA : Lol in wat way 12:30: REVAN: Wahaha 12:30: SAM: Lol I donno. It just sound indian....

12:27: SPOOKY: larueshen santam 12:33: REVAN: Hahaha 12:33: BLANKA : Lol ok

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12:34: SAM: But yeah i always thought of BLANKA as a white guy before 12:29: SPOOKY: Lol where's that fox today so we can have her opinion on the subject 12:29: SPOOKY: Haha 12:38: SAM: VOODOO can sound pretty mean lol 12:39: BLANKA : Sweet the world god only knows is getting a 3rd season 12:39: BLANKA : Lol did the rap music change ur perspective 12:34: SPOOKY: Lol yeah, but she's so fearless 12:40: SAM: Lol no I was surprised when you said you were actually colored xD 12:40: BLANKA : .

12:41: BLANKA : Msgs taking long to go through 12:49: SPOOKY: Crayons 12:55: SAM: BLANKA what about daily lives of high school boys?

12:52: SPOOKY: Wahahah SAM good one 13:11: SPOOKY: Lol 13:12: SPOOKY: Sure he's a nice guy really; but his voice makes it sound like he doesn't give a fuck about anything.

Absolute boss.

13:19: BLANKA : Nothing yet 13:35: VOODOO : BLANKA 13:35: VOODOO : Where are the new people?

13:37: VOODOO : SAM doesn't matter if gary is colored or white, as long as he's our big fat BLANKA 13:37: VOODOO : Lol 13:38: SAM: BLANKA isn't fat. He's just tall -.-" 13:38: VOODOO : Well, I want to call him that

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13:38: SAM: New people? O.o 13:38: VOODOO : :] 13:39: SAM: Lol 13:39: VOODOO : Yep told him to bring more of mig people and also bring back the idiots that left 13:39: VOODOO : to troll 13:39: VOODOO : :} 13:34: SPOOKY: Lol Punisher is short, thomas Jane is shorter than I am 13:39: SAM: Haha 13:35: SPOOKY: I'm a bit disappointed 13:40: VOODOO : How short are u SAMe? 13:40: VOODOO : Why Spooky 13:40: VOODOO : SAMe? I mean SAM 13:40: SAM: Lol 13:36: SPOOKY: in the comics he's like huge lol always towering over his victims 13:40: VOODOO : I'm still sleepy lol 13:41: VOODOO : Aha 13:41: SAM: I'm short. I'm 160cm 13:36: SPOOKY: 1.6 13:36: SPOOKY: Hmm 13:41: SAM: Rev is taller than me >.< 13:41: SAM: Way taller haha 13:37: SPOOKY: Lol she's a bit yeah she's like 1.75 13:42: VOODOO : Omg SAM I'm 165 cm

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13:42: SAM: Lol please somebody change the group icon 13:42: VOODOO : That's 5.4 feet 13:42: SAM: Now i'm even shorter than VOODOO 13:43: VOODOO : And I wear high heels sometimes 13:43: VOODOO : Makes you even shorter lol 13:43: SAM: Guys used to wear heels long time ago 13:43: VOODOO : I know SAM 13:44: VOODOO : But don't get me wrong. I'm not huge sized, I wear the smallest size of clothes in the shop 13:45: SAM: Does that include bra size? :D 13:45: VOODOO : Just in case BLANKA thinks I'm big fat VOODOO 13:45: VOODOO : No SAM î&#x20AC;?

13:45: SAM: :'D 13:46: VOODOO : Lol 13:46: SAM: Jk 13:47: VOODOO : Oh brb lunch is ready 13:47: SAM: Enjoy xD 13:47: VOODOO : And go kill yourself in a corner SAM 13:48: SAM: Mean to the end -.-" 13:44: SPOOKY: Lol 13:44: SPOOKY: I used her as an inspiration for a character I created 13:44: SPOOKY: Lol 13:51: SAM: Haha

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13:47: SPOOKY: Voodoo princess, I actually noted that she's not a very friendly princess lol 13:56: SAM: Da voodoo 13:57: VOODOO : Thanks, enjoy killin too lol 13:56: SPOOKY: Nah you are a hero 13:57: SPOOKY: Who doesn't it meat 13:57: SPOOKY: So you are an alternative hero lol 14:05: SPOOKY: Bbl 14:10: SAM: Later Spooky 14:16: Tsang : Heeeelow 14:18: Tsang : Raining nd shit.....its sooo cold....dat im horny 14:25: Tsang : <IMAGE> 14:25: Tsang : <IMAGE> 14:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 14:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 14:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : At a car show â&#x2DC;ş 14:32: SAM: Wow lol 14:47: REVAN: Mother in law scrambled is woman Hitler!?

14:51: SAM: Lol dette wtf? O.o 14:51: REVAN: Saw it on g+ 14:53: SAM: g+? Is thats like E or whatever? o.o 14:53: BLANKA : Lol google plus 14:53: SAM: Lol thought it was channel 14:55: SAM: Hadoken!

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14:54: SPOOKY: Is mother in law an anagram for hitler?

15:01: VOODOO : Don't know Spooky 15:08: Tsang : Ahhhh 15:08: Tsang : Soooo cold......nd horny 15:10: VOODOO : go die 15:11: VOODOO : SAM does your medical center or hospital provide laser treatment?

15:11: Tsang : Lol VOODOO 15:11: VOODOO : Laser hair removal. Its permanent lol 15:12: Tsang : Wats up wth th hating lately.....VOODOO 15:12: VOODOO : I'm tired of waxing my arms and legs 15:12: VOODOO : SAM, will get laser treatment lol 15:12: VOODOO : I'm not hating tsang.

15:13: Tsang : Ohhh so its dat time of the month for u...i see.....my bad 15:14: VOODOO : Did I say that -.15:14: VOODOO : Whatever tsang 15:14: VOODOO : SAM does laser have side effects ?

15:15: Tsang : No......bt i am superrrrr horrrrnyyyy 15:16: VOODOO : Then go fuck the door knob 15:24: SAM: We don't have that in the hospital I work ar VOODOO 15:25: SAM: But yeah it's probably harmless 15:25: SAM: Donno much about it so I can't say for sure 15:30: VOODOO : I'll look it up 15:30: SAM: Lol tell me what you find later

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15:31: VOODOO : Just read that its safe 15:31: VOODOO : But might not work with everyone lol 15:32: VOODOO : For some it did not bring effects 15:33: SAM: Aha 17:06: SPOOKY: Done 17:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : LĂŠ Jaguar 17:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 17:50: SPOOKY: What's your currency 17:58: VOODOO : Ae Dirham 17:57: SPOOKY: Ae dirham?

18:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : changed subject to "Bronies" 18:46: BLANKA : HOTCHOCOLATE my broni 18:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA, mah bro-knee!

18:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : *super pony hugs* 18:50: BLANKA : Lol u been enjoying the car show today 18:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : I did! My friends were being retarded which made it more fun 18:51: BLANKA : Lol retarded in wat way 18:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : Some Chinese woman was staring at us cause I was telling one to "Give me more ass" (he was trying to take a sexy picture near the tractors) 18:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : At least she laughed and didn't run off weirded out 18:53: BLANKA : Lol 18:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : They're now Watching iron man 3... They met up with more people from my anime/gamers group 18:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : Almost wish I could've gone

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18:55: BLANKA : Lol why didn't u go 18:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : I haven't seen 1&2 18:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Also, if it's not xmen, I don't think I'll like it (superhero movies I mean) 18:56: BLANKA : Lol its robert downy jr 18:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : I can tolerate spiderman but...only to a degree 18:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : I know it's him...and he's full of himself in real life (which is why I like him )... But I don't know if I'd like the movies 18:57: BLANKA : He's a far more entertainingg characyer 18:57: BLANKA : Character 18:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Definitely better than spiderbutt 18:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : But then again... Iron man makes me think of batman...

18:57: BLANKA : Lol tony stark is robert downy jr 18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Like, they're useless without their suitS 18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha, yeah I know 18:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was talking about it in relation to other superhero movies...

18:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Batman is a rich boy with toys (like iron man) 18:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spiderman is an underachiever reporter 18:59: BLANKA : Lol they r alike but from different universes 18:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : Superman is a useless douche whose enemies all have kryptonite in their back pockets 19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Wonder woman has no purpose 19:00: BLANKA : Superman is never at full strength 19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Cat woman saddens me 19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : He's never at full strength cause....? He's useless

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19:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : Also, he's stronger than everyone on earth so...? What's the deal?

19:01: BLANKA : No coz the human in him keeps him that way 19:01: BLANKA : if he goes evil then his true power gets revealed 19:01: SAM: <IMAGE> 19:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : And when aliens (or his people or whatever) come here (convenient how they are fine when it was suggested he was the only one), they tend to be stronger than him when they shouldn't be 19:02: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lmao! I LOVED him in Sherlock Holmes!

19:02: HOTCHOCOLATE : He was BRILLIANT 19:03: BLANKA : So u not one of those ppl that will watch a movie solely based on who's in a movie 19:04: BLANKA : Tho I can't say that for ironman since I knew ironman from small and seen the cartoons 19:04: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nope... Say he was in avatar the last airbender? The movie would suck ass regardless of his presence 19:05: HOTCHOCOLATE : Superman is from planet what? Krypton?

19:02: SPOOKY: the superman movies suck mostly for me, he can be an awesome character though 19:06: BLANKA : I watched that movie of anne hathaway where she played as a sick girl who could only live on meds . Just for her being in there I watched the whole movie 19:02: SPOOKY: That movie was good, the viagra movie 19:02: SPOOKY: She's a good actress.

19:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sick girl or sick woman?

19:10: HOTCHOCOLATE : With jake Gyllenhaal?

19:11: HOTCHOCOLATE : Viagra movie?

19:11: BLANKA : Robert as well. Liked how he played the black guy in tropic thunder

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19:06: SPOOKY: I always hated superman cause I felt he was a douche, and Batman should have been the leader of the justice league. But as I grew older and saw who superman was as a character and what he stood for I kind of began to like him. In the last ten years they wrote him as this sad emo asshole, I hated it lol 19:11: HOTCHOCOLATE : Superman for me will always be a lame character...

19:07: SPOOKY: He's this godlike guy who only wants to be human, the american dream runs through his blood lol 19:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : EXACTLY! Why the hell is he Emo? Was his planet destroyed? Was he abused as a child? Was he anally raped?

19:12: BLANKA : Lol Spooky r u talking about smallville 19:07: SPOOKY: no in the comics 19:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : Smallville was like Days of our lives 19:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : It was corny and got ridiculous fast 19:08: SPOOKY: I'm gonna write him one day soonî?&#x201E; and then I'm gonna make him awesome, one part cowboy two parts Goku 19:13: BLANKA : The planet was destroyed I think 19:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : So why was he sad?

19:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : He met enough people like him 19:13: BLANKA : He lost a lot of ppl along the way 19:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : Besides, he never knew it... He makes me think of those retarded kids who find out their adopted and go all "I don't know who I am anymore".

You're a damn lucky bastard is who you are. Kill yourself. Honestly 19:14: BLANKA : In the new injustice game the joker kills everybody he cared about and that made him not care anymore and became evil 19:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lost what people BLANKA? he lost nothing 19:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : If he's evil, I'd be willing to watch him 19:15: BLANKA : The joker destroyed metropolis 19:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : I LOVE THE JOKER

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19:10: SPOOKY: They think the only way to make him interesting is to turn him dark 19:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Good, the joker is an awesome character for doing that 19:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Maybe he'll grow some balls now 19:11: SPOOKY: Lol 19:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky that IS the only way to make him interesting now 19:16: HOTCHOCOLATE : He isn't snarky, or smart, or amusing, or intelligent or funny...

19:16: BLANKA : Lol it was only for the game that they made him turn out that way 19:16: HOTCHOCOLATE : They need to make that a movie BLANKA 19:17: BLANKA : Its the game we playing atm 19:13: SPOOKY: Lol a good writer will be able to change that 19:18: BLANKA : Lol that won't happen the story has lots of flaws and it kind of upset fans that superman turned evil 19:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : Upset fans that... Good gosh some fans are idiots 19:20: BLANKA : Lol if u only knew how true that statement really is 19:16: SPOOKY: Lol its like killing off naruto, only naruto hasn't been around since the 40s and has become part of pop culture 19:16: SPOOKY: Fans piss me off, especially anime fans, elitist pricks lol 19:22: BLANKA : Fans ask for change but wen it happens they don't like it 19:17: SPOOKY: Yes lol 19:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : Making naruto evil would be do awesome 19:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'd fall in love with him immediately 19:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : *so 19:18: SPOOKY: or turning him gay 19:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Depends on the change

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19:23: BLANKA : Lol the anime world would be full of chaos 19:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Turning him Gay... I'd die from joy 19:18: SPOOKY: Which we all suspect lol 19:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : :’D 19:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sasuke turning "good" is a cop out 19:24: VOODOO : Lol 19:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : Maybe he was bullied by execs... I'm hoping for a fight to the death Btn him and Sasuke 19:24: VOODOO : Sasuke 19:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : And if they both die, AWESOME 19:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sakura should grow old and alone like Tsunade...

19:24: VOODOO : I have to agree 19:19: SPOOKY: Lol in comics everybody's turning either gay or black 19:25: VOODOO : :’) 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : For being the most useless female character in the show.

She grows stronger and THEN tries to trick naruto into making him believe she loves him... Tch. 19:20: SPOOKY: Sakura should be sent away to live in a convent 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yay Black!

19:25: VOODOO : Lol 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sakura being killed off: HEAVEN. 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Alas, I doubt that will happen.

19:20: SPOOKY: Lol that's america 19:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Maybe if team seven died as one...

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19:25: BLANKA : Lol HOTCHOCOLATE just made me think of flay nw 19:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : UGGHHH FLAYYY 19:21: SPOOKY: She has fans somewhere 19:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Didn't that bitch die?

19:26: BLANKA : She did 19:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Good.

19:21: SPOOKY: Lol no seed talk 19:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spoilers?

19:22: SPOOKY: I'd rather talk about one piece than seed lol 19:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Sakura fans should be ashamed of her too...

19:22: SPOOKY: Painful experience 19:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Noooooo 19:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Not one piece 19:22: SPOOKY: Hahaha 19:22: SPOOKY: I won't though 19:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : One piece is a painful experience 19:27: BLANKA : Lol hey I decided to read the manga instead of watching the anime 19:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : And they have fan service 19:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : One piece manga? Is it good?

19:23: SPOOKY: Cause I'm more in the mood for something else than mainstream anime like shounen unless its old then I'm cool 19:28: BLANKA : Story is gud yeah 19:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm still reading Psyren. I REALLY hope they make an anime for it

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19:23: SPOOKY: I want to read steel ball run 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Read horror manga 19:24: SPOOKY: Lol I read ch 1 of psyren seemed cool 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Gyo, uzumaki...

19:29: BLANKA : did devilman have a manga?

19:29: Oriental Princess: Ola 19:24: SPOOKY: Yes, its cool 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : The enigma of amigara fault 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nish!

19:24: SPOOKY: I've red some of it 19:29: HOTCHOCOLATE : Been ages! How is/was London?

19:24: SPOOKY: Read violence jack BLANKA 19:29: BLANKA : I still have the anime movies of devilman 19:25: SPOOKY: They say its awesome 19:30: BLANKA : Hi nish 19:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : Wanted to text you but thought you'd be too busy livin la vida loca 19:30: VOODOO : Nish 19:30: BLANKA : How many chapters is it 19:26: SPOOKY: Lots, but mostly stand alone stories I think 19:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : Watched black rock shooter... The fighting scenes are brilliantly awesome and 3D like... The anime story is interesting at the start then by the end I'm calling bullshit 19:32: BLANKA : Lol 19:32: BLANKA : I left that anime

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19:32: BLANKA : I'd rather watch school days again 19:34: SPOOKY: www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=8428 19:34: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE HOTCHOCOLATE lol check that out 19:35: SPOOKY: Freeman!

19:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : Will do Spooky...

19:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : <IMAGE> 19:42: HOTCHOCOLATE : I can't recall... Who's the actress? In the pic I posted 19:40: SPOOKY: Katie cucoo 19:45: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky :,D :,D :,D That comic looks stupid! KKK were-vampires? Hybrids? Seriously?

19:40: SPOOKY: Or something 19:41: SPOOKY: Lol looks epic 19:41: SPOOKY: His surname is freeman 19:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : Big bang theory right?

19:41: SPOOKY: Maybe an ancestor lol 19:46: BLANKA : Kaley yeah 19:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : â&#x2DC;ş freeman 19:41: SPOOKY: Yeah 19:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : Boondocks 19:41: SPOOKY: Hahaha jup 19:48: BLANKA : First saw kaley in 8 simple rules 19:43: SPOOKY: Yes, lol with david spade later on 19:48: BLANKA : And paul wesley 19:49: BLANKA : Lol david spade became famous after being in just shoot me

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19:45: SPOOKY: Love just shoot me 19:45: SPOOKY: But he was kind of famous already before that for snl 19:45: SPOOKY: And the two movies he made with chris farley 19:50: BLANKA : Lots of famous ppl got on that show, carmen electra and pamela anderson afew times on there with steven tyler 19:52: Oriental Princess: Kaley was in charmed 19:52: Oriental Princess: As a demon hunter named billy :) 19:52: BLANKA : Carmen still hot after all these years. Saw her two weeks back in ridiculousness 19:48: SPOOKY: I'm kind of a spade fan lol watched just shoot me for him Lmao 19:53: Oriental Princess: <IMAGE> 19:53: Oriental Princess: Madame Tussaud's 19:54: BLANKA : Lol he was the main guy kinda 19:50: SPOOKY: Haha yeah at first he was just one of them, and then he became the star of the show. nina van horn was hotttt 19:56: BLANKA : Lol and the chest on mia 19:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Nish... Are you with...?

19:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : A fake SAMuel motherf*cking L Jackson...?!

19:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or a real one? Or a mannequin...?

19:52: SPOOKY: Haha yeah!

19:52: SPOOKY: "There are men who, on coming to places that women find unlivable, are all the more determined to find there a reason for living. These men epitomize grandeur." Welcome to Gun Frontier.

19:53: SPOOKY: Looks good 19:56: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 19:56: SPOOKY: Innuendo lol

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19:59: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 19:59: SPOOKY: Okay this man is officialy got my attention 20:01: SPOOKY: One piece fans 20:01: SPOOKY: www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5327 20:18: SAM: Short stories before OP? 20:13: SPOOKY: Yeah 20:21: SAM: If you mean Oda, he's a genius yeah 20:18: SPOOKY: No I don't 20:18: SPOOKY: :,) 20:19: SPOOKY: Leiji is the genius 20:25: SAM: Lol who's Leiji?

20:23: SPOOKY: Who's oda? Lol leiji is the legendary mangaka and director behind space battleship yamato, space pirate captain harlock, galaxy express 999 etc 20:29: SAM: Ooh lol 20:29: SAM: Oda is the mangaka of OP lol. The name was in the link you sent 20:25: SPOOKY: I know lol was being sarcastic 20:31: SAM: Lol so is he still alive?

20:27: SPOOKY: Yes afaik 20:53: BLANKA : Hopa naruto road to ninja eng sub is out 20:53: SAM: Another naruto movie?

20:54: BLANKA : SAMe one from last july 20:54: SAM: Was Minato involved?

20:55: BLANKA : The blue ray release came out recently 20:55: BLANKA : Yeah

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22:08: Oriental Princess: Lol it's a wax figure :) 22:18: VOODOO : Wax figure? You practicing voodoo now?

22:18: VOODOO : ☺ 22:26: VOODOO : <IMAGE> 22:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Saint seiya... Addict

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04/05/2013 08:36: SPOOKY: Lol no games?

14:13: You: changed subject to "duck tits arethebesttits" 14:13: VOODOO : Fine Spooky!

14:14: VOODOO : -throws at duck at Spooky14:09: SPOOKY: Haha 14:09: SPOOKY: Thought I'd get the group pumping 14:15: VOODOO : >.< 14:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Leaving soon. Will hopefully be added back...

Bye guys 14:18: VOODOO : Why leaving 14:14: SPOOKY: Y? 14:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Giving my brother my phone...

14:20: VOODOO : Aww HOTCHOCOLATE 14:20: VOODOO : Haha u don't want ur brother to read tsangs bullshit 14:21: VOODOO : changed the group icon 14:22: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol, don't want my brother to stalk you guys 14:22: VOODOO : Ha ha 14:23: VOODOO : How old is he 14:23: VOODOO : changed subject to "Mig33 anime members" 14:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : No VOODOO noooo!

14:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol... Duck tits eh? NOW u wanna seem normal?

14:24: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE that looks like us

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14:25: VOODOO : I didn't write anything about duck tits 14:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Mhmmm 14:21: SPOOKY: Haha 14:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : left group 14:28: VOODOO : Bye HOTCHOCOLATE 14:28: You: changed subject to "Mig33 anime duck tits " 14:29: VOODOO : Lol 14:29: VOODOO : Pervert 14:24: SPOOKY: Haha 14:29: VOODOO : Does that thing turn u on?

14:25: SPOOKY: No its funny though 14:30: VOODOO : liar 14:30: VOODOO : Admit it 14:26: SPOOKY: Okay ducks turn me on :,D 14:31: VOODOO : Tsang loves duck tits 14:26: SPOOKY: Quack quack 14:31: VOODOO : So let's try to avoid talkin about it 14:31: VOODOO : Haha Spooky 14:26: SPOOKY: lol 14:33: VOODOO : This headache is torturing me 14:34: VOODOO : >.< 14:31: SPOOKY: Drink something 14:31: SPOOKY: Eat something

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14:38: VOODOO : I did 14:39: VOODOO : I just put on my biomagnet bracelet and I feel the pain reduced 14:39: VOODOO : Will try to take a nap now 14:35: SPOOKY: Good 15:01: Tsang : Spoo u reading one piece manga???

15:07: SPOOKY: Nope 15:07: SPOOKY: Lol 15:08: SPOOKY: I was looking for western themed (manga with cowboys) manga and I found that 15:10: SPOOKY: Also if any of you know of any cool ones please recommend(not trigun, obviously) 15:16: Tsang : Luffy nd hancock wud be sooo great together..... tooo bad luffy is an idiot who dont knw she is in love wth him 15:11: SPOOKY: Hancock? Lol a girl?

15:39: Tsang : Ya 15:40: Tsang : V hot woman 15:36: SPOOKY: Lol oda drawing hot woman?

15:42: Tsang : She is in love with luffy bt luffy dosnt notice dat....its like naruto and hinata.....bt in ths case hancock is not shy 15:42: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:42: Tsang : Boa hancock 15:43: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:38: SPOOKY: That girl looks strange 15:43: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:45: Tsang : <IMAGE>

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15:45: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:48: Tsang : <IMAGE> 15:49: BLANKA : Thought her proper name was hanmock 15:46: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:47: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:47: SPOOKY: One piece is just a parody of inuyasha 15:51: SPOOKY: Which in itself is a parody of japanese culture 15:52: SPOOKY: I actually have 25 eps here of one piece lol 16:14: BLANKA : changed subject to "Mig33 anime duck tits" 16:09: HOTCHOCOLATE : joined group 16:15: HOTCHOCOLATE : Back to duck tits? BLANKA didn't notice I was gone 16:16: BLANKA : Lol its like u never left 16:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSSSSSE!!!

16:19: You: changed subject to "duck tits forever " 16:19: BLANKA : Ur the sister I wish I had 16:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Aww...

16:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'll forgive you now 16:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : ☺ 16:16: SPOOKY: Haha 16:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky, you're red now 16:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA's aquamarine 16:19: SPOOKY: Red? Like hellboy 16:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Like a nosebleed

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16:27: BLANKA : Model show going on here 16:25: SPOOKY: Pervert 16:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA is a pervert, yes indeed 16:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's okay Spooky. You're a pervert too.

16:27: SPOOKY: Check this, the question was something like why do people think one piece sucks, or why is the art horrible or something, in relation to bleach and naruto, the big 3 of course,, big 2 now but what ever 16:32: BLANKA : Lol ekse wat must I do wen I'm playing games and hot chicks walking around. A man must look 16:27: SPOOKY: WROTE THIS IN BORDUM AND IN PATIENCE...

I'm waiting for something... so I've got time to talk. I don't expect anyone to read this. JUST READ THE SUMMERY... DON'tTREAD THE WHOLE TIHNG.. you might die... or go blind or something...

(I SHORTENED IT) Having sceen like... 100+ episodes of One Piece, and having sceen 200+ episodes of naruto, 200 or so of Bleach i can say this. - I wasted a lot of time(over several years watching of course)... but enjoyed myself... (sometimes...) so it wasn't totally wasteful. Quality of Production - The majorty of One Piece's productions are clearly spread thin. Not to say it is low budget, just to say that what ever budget they have has been managed in the show to produce one thing, volume. They prouducers made every episode equal to one another. Which can be good and bad.

It means that the best and biggest fight sceens will look.... like the lowly fits fights, (and they do... frame rate wise) but also it means that episode quality is consistant. - Naruto's productions where made (what a appears to be) on a -season by seasonbasis, which means they've planed out the episodes knowing when to flood in the cash to improve a momentous event, and when to hold back money so as to 'get through' a less intresing part of the story using less money. This makes a noticalbe differnece form episodes (like when naturo goes demon fox ^_^) compared to

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when he's just fighting regularly. At times i found myself knowing something cool would happen because the drawings where more fluid in motion.

- Bleach's production is much the SAMe way. Think of when Ichigo's fighting that Captain guy(the one in that sub story in the middle of the Arancar Arc) compared to Grimmjow.... ovbious differance right!

SUMMARY! Flaws As Anime = Possitves as Anime = * + One Piece - Slow Plot Progression (time consuming, unsatisfying progress) - Ugly and long winded fights - None appealing art (this is the anime killer!) *Fair Story Line (characters have ambision... that's goood) *Always conflict...(though not always signifacnt conflict...) * Interesting characters (most of the time...) - Random insident after pointless random insidnet... (while on the open sea ect.)

-Not exciting... at all really for me... + Naruto * Fast plot motion * Intresting and captivating fights *Well drawn, great art *Good Story Line ( chracters progress and change gradually, learning and adapting, growing) *Always good conflict (I can't say I never cared at all what was happening, it always had some direction to it, not just random or slap stick stupid... but purposeful to some exsent.) *Intresting characters (don't recall to many if any purposeless characters) * Purpose to the actions, not just randomness insident after random insident,though to some exstent the events had a randome selection to them... thew where done in nessesity, thus some amount of illusioned purpose is given, but illusioned purpose is better than none at all. * Exciting! + Bleach + fast enough... plot porgression within the sub sections of the plot (like a fight will be 1-3 epsiodes max... not 10... and things will happen in a 'meanwhile' since) +interesting fights. +well done art, enjoyed greatly.

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- Horrid horrid retched story.... face it there is not story... its pointless arc after pointless arc with no real purpose... and yess there would be some purpose if fail was en slightly exspected... but the pattern of the show is so d*mn obvious... Ichigo gets stronger... fights weak guys... fights stronger guys... fights strongest guy... wins... movies on to next random arch.... all bad guys die... maybe one lives happy... the rest DIE... all must die... all good guys must live... all must LIVE... no thrill no theme... no meaning no purpose... pointless pointless... and not very exsiting... all he does is protect the world form... what... casue it ain't hollow no more... and there is not rememdy to anything... its just so long winding journy that can only end in ... cancelation. * Always conflict, though not always good conflict...

-Purposeless! * Exciting... why... well... the art...the intensity... I won't denie that. So in conclusion One Piece lacks an essential piece of the awesome puzzle... the art and the speed. If its slow, and ugly, why look at it? But if its fast and good to look at... keep it!

(That is why people have rabbits as pets more commonly than they have turtles... fast and cute over slow and ... not as cute...) If One Piece had better are and presentation it could have been great, its just not there. OMGoodness... did I write all that... well.. I REGRET NOTHING! Source(s): DBZ is in a class of its own... the action was in such massive and vivid supply, and in such great quality and intensity that it become a ledgend... nothing is as classic as Drangon Ball or any of its sequals. You simply cannot compare. (Plus Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach authors have all admitted to being influneced by DBZ in there youngr days... DBZ revolutionied the market. Its like the personal computer... in history their is no equal.)

16:29: SPOOKY: Lol I can't go up the message is to long 16:35: BLANKA : Lol thee wall of text 16:32: SPOOKY: never mind I got to see HOTCHOCOLATE call me a pervert

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16:33: SPOOKY: Lol this guy spells worse than me, no spell check where he's from 16:38: BLANKA : Lol 16:38: BLANKA : I left halfway or let's say my fone decided to scroll down on its own 16:39: HOTCHOCOLATE : My phone laughed at me...

16:34: SPOOKY: Haha 16:34: SPOOKY: Lol he called bleach pointless, no plot anime 16:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : Bleach has a repeated plot 16:40: BLANKA : The plot ended with aizen 16:40: HOTCHOCOLATE : Save girl (basically) 16:37: SPOOKY: for me it ended before the bount saga 16:44: SPOOKY: Lol naruto is pretty consistent through out, the fillers suck but the main story is pretty entertaining, he has his bumps sometimes, like not being able to write women very effectively, but there's more good shit than bad, even if sasuke turned away from his original plan, and he forgets about the supporting characters 16:45: SPOOKY: and you know when somebody is going to die, he focuses on someone he doesn't usually focus on.

16:46: SPOOKY: In bleach I sometimes felt after the bount saga like scratching my eyes out, up to the fight with Grimjow it was fine but after that jesus Wtf happened to that show 16:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : Before the bounto? The best happened AFTER those fools 16:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : The bounto arc SUCKED ASS 16:48: SPOOKY: I skipped the bount arc 16:48: SPOOKY: Before it was the best 16:49: SPOOKY: Up to rukias execution 16:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : Rukia's execution!!!!

16:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : That Phoenix was awesome!!!

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16:50: SPOOKY: Yes, what? I remember no phoenix lol 16:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : The one that was gonna do in rukia but Ichigo stopped with the power of awesome 16:56: Tsang : <IMAGE> 16:53: SPOOKY: Oh yeah all I saw there was ichigo being bad ass 16:54: SPOOKY: With his cape and shit 16:55: SPOOKY: Lol there's no emotion on those faces, they look like they have been stripped of them 17:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : The hell is that?

17:01: HOTCHOCOLATE : The pic I mean 16:57: SPOOKY: Aliens 17:02: Tsang : <IMAGE> 16:57: SPOOKY: Saying hello 17:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Send them away!

17:10: SPOOKY: They also want a place to stay 17:15: VOODOO : Disgusting pics 17:17: SPOOKY: They're okay if one piece was about androids or something it would have fit, the characters needs to be in shadows though most of the time 17:19: SPOOKY: A dark anime in the future, like ergo proxy 17:19: SPOOKY: Post cyberpunk 17:26: VOODOO : Ergo proxy is nice 17:24: SPOOKY: Or something like blame 17:36: HOTCHOCOLATE : VOODOO's green 17:34: SPOOKY: These colors based on our personalities?

17:49: VOODOO : Lol HOTCHOCOLATE I'm a vegetable bat

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17:49: VOODOO : Or fruit bat 17:48: SPOOKY: Lol 18:19: You: changed subject to "no milk todaymyGfranaway" 18:24: REVAN: I read "vegetable fat" 18:32: REVAN: Aiyaa 18:33: Tsang : changed subject to "Vegapunk!"

18:33: REVAN: Tsang ~ lol lurking 18:33: Tsang : Hehe 18:29: SPOOKY: watsit 18:34: REVAN: Lol niks 18:29: SPOOKY: Vega punk? Susan vega?

18:30: SPOOKY: Veganpunk?

18:35: Tsang : Just passing through 18:35: Tsang : Non stop raining since afternoon 18:30: SPOOKY: I'm so Veganpunk my stomach hurts 18:30: SPOOKY: Lol 18:36: REVAN: Lol 18:37: REVAN: Eh im so anti social 18:33: SPOOKY: Lol j ken niemand nie lol 18:38: REVAN: Im just on my phone ze whole time 18:38: REVAN: Fuuuck 18:38: REVAN: Ek sit by Megan, Lindsay, Neil & sy bf en Johan 18:39: Tsang : I have a cold nw.....nd i think im going to be sick tomorrow.... feeling th sickness

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18:39: Tsang : Gona go cook noodles soup 18:35: SPOOKY: Ek Sien 18:39: REVAN: Yum 18:40: Tsang : By 18:40: REVAN: THANKS TSANG 18:47: SPOOKY: oggah boogah 18:47: REVAN: <IMAGE> 18:47: SPOOKY: Iron maiden 18:48: SPOOKY: Wats dit?

19:06: REVAN: Wa 19:18: REVAN: Aiyaa 19:14: SPOOKY: Daai foto 19:23: REVAN: Oh 19:37: Tsang : ThNks 4 wat Odette?

19:43: Tsang : changed the group icon 19:45: SPOOKY: Nooooooorraaaaa 19:57: Tsang : Sneezing blood >.< 20:03: VOODOO : Tsang attention seeker 20:03: VOODOO : Hi Spooky 19:59: SPOOKY: Hi VOODOO honey 20:05: VOODOO : Tsang is pretending to bleed again 20:05: VOODOO : Even tsang gets periods 20:01: SPOOKY: Dang man a doctor needs to check that out

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20:02: SPOOKY: If you are bleeding from the hole in your penile you need to worry 20:08: VOODOO : He's not bleeding 20:08: VOODOO : Just seeking attention here lol 20:05: SPOOKY: Okay. But just remember from the back its okay, from the front its not 20:11: VOODOO : Read it tsang 20:11: VOODOO : Tomorrow his ear will bleed, after tomorrow his butt 20:11: VOODOO : And he'll always feel horny too lol 20:12: SPOOKY: Tsang is cool guys, just because he likes one piece it doesn't make him a bad guy 20:19: VOODOO : O.O we didn't say anything about one piece 20:19: SPOOKY: Lol 21:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : From the back it's okay?

21:06: SPOOKY: Haha hemroids 21:13: BLANKA : Lol if u push too hard its gona hurt 21:08: SPOOKY: Haha sitting on cold floors 21:17: HOTCHOCOLATE : >.21:15: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE lol 21:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Is this a common problem for guys? Pushing too hard?

21:23: REVAN: :,D 21:24: BLANKA : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 21:21: SPOOKY: Lol we do everything to the extreme!

21:25: REVAN: BLANKA's wasted 21:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA's surrounded by hot girls 21:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : He can't text right now.

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21:28: REVAN: Extreme nosebleed for BLANKA or a "tsang moment"

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05/05/2013 00:49: Oriental Princess: What's this about Hemroids and pushing ?

00:50: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's how boys give birth 00:50: Oriental Princess: Ahhh I see 00:50: Oriental Princess: Oh lol ppl can sneeze blood if it's too hot 00:50: Oriental Princess: I Once got a nose bleed and I sneezed 00:51: Oriental Princess: I thought I got shot in the face ..... I was like WTF ?!

00:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : Eeeeew 00:51: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hope you were rightfully dramatic 00:52: Oriental Princess: Yes I just sat there really shocked and I was like what happened ?!

00:53: Oriental Princess: And I asked my cousin who is a doctor ..."did I just sneeze my brain out ? .....I'm ok right " 00:53: HOTCHOCOLATE : And you were rushed to ER? 00:53: Oriental Princess: Lol no no 00:54: Oriental Princess: But my mum was like ... Omg you got blood all over the table cloth 00:54: Oriental Princess: ....... Now I have to send it for dry cleaning 00:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : your mom's a bowss for being so calm!!!

00:55: Oriental Princess: She's really used to it 00:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : "Oh no. You got grey matter all over my linens."

00:55: Oriental Princess: I once got knocked out from walking into a wall 00:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Accident prone

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00:55: Oriental Princess: Totally 00:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : You're hopeless 00:57: Oriental Princess: Ah ahha yeah ..... I have the best stories ever 00:58: HOTCHOCOLATE : Walked Into a pole before? (I have It reminded me of an ad and I'd have laughed after but my head hurt) 00:58: Oriental Princess: Yes I have walked into a pole before 00:59: Oriental Princess: And I had a slice of cake and when I walked into the pole I dropped it 00:59: Oriental Princess: I've also broken my nose opening my fridge 01:05: HOTCHOCOLATE : Whoa... Why did you attack yourself with your fridge?

01:05: Oriental Princess: The fridge assaulted me actually 01:05: Oriental Princess: I was realy young and short 01:05: Oriental Princess: And when I pulled the door open it flung and whacked me in the face 01:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Uh huh... A likely story. That poor fridge never saw your nose coming 01:07: Oriental Princess: No I swear I'm the victim here 01:08: HOTCHOCOLATE : Your family was sued by the fridge family 01:09: Oriental Princess: My fridge didn't file charges coz she knew she was at fault 06:38: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE that's disturbing, men pushing babies out from the back...you fine ancient art somewhere of a culture depicting that lol it would change the world 06:38: SPOOKY: All covered in shit 06:39: SPOOKY: he was shat into this world 06:39: SPOOKY: fell out onto the operating table 06:40: SPOOKY: Left to rot then hosed down like a dog by the nurse

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06:40: SPOOKY: He was never meant for this world 06:41: SPOOKY: Do you concour asks the doctor as he picked him up, into the light and the three eyes of the devil glinted in the night 06:43: SPOOKY: Its was a morgue he came into, the smell was let me go but the blackness of it all was beautifuuuuuu 06:43: SPOOKY: Lllllllllllaaaaa 06:49: SPOOKY: They should have cast him out right there, left him in that masuleam, making sure that he never saw the morning, they tried to get it all of, but the clay that God intended, came out shitty and malformed, humanities last bastion, was a hippy experiment gone wrong. One night of debauchery and magic, the devil was supposed to take a woman, but this was america and he was in the mood for german! It was the most fucked up thing they'd ever seen. Like wouldn't it be groovy if he'd just get it over with and scream?

06:54: SPOOKY: But he kept on pounding at that lost little soul, coming and coming till he wish he was gone, as he let nothing go to waste and pushed it all into him, little man felt the kicking of a newborn growing inside of him. At first he thought it was just the drugs, but as HOTCHOCOLATE pointed out 'Dude, your stomach, its really big and round!' and it felt like indigestion, he felt like throwing up cause daddys little big boy was carrying a baby boy inside his gut.

06:59: SPOOKY: Two weeks came to pass. And he himself, knew that today shit would go down, he had started eating for two, and eat he did, it started with a hamburger than ended with a cow, his hunger was insatiable, he had no way to know, that the demon growing inside of him would have weight problems one day. So as he reached the half ton mark and his skin was boiling from the fire in his blood, he crouched down on all fours and gave it all he's got.

07:03: SPOOKY: He had to push like he never pushed before, this wasn't your normal farmers market piece of shit he was casting out, no this was a full on human life, ready for all the fucked up noise the world wanted to dish out. So he pushed with all his might, hoping his heart would hold, and a head came peeking out just short of prairie dogging HOTCHOCOLATE told. And he bit his lip, and blood came rushing out and he shat that little Bastard right onto the cold unforgiving ground.

07:06: SPOOKY: As he looked down at it and the baby boy licked its lips, he gave a solemn cry that he begat a little man. The baby did not cry oh no he just kept on laying there staring up at the dark brown hairy hole which he longed for again.

07:08: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE knew what was coming, she saw the depraved look on that babies face, and as her pout pushed out further so did the baby try to climb back. Its way to early he thought, I have a few months left, I ain't no premature

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ejaculation, just waiting to be laughed at. So the man's asshole expanded once more and it was like the devil wanted him some more 07:10: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE jumped into action, rushed to her boyfriends side and grabbed that hoof foot Motherfucker by its waste, she kicked hard at the operating table, shredding her lovers ass more And more with each muddy tug.

07:12: SPOOKY: with all her might she pulled one last time, and the devilboy came flying out once more. The doctor ran to her side, yelling Fuck me as HOTCHOCOLATE hit the masuleams ground.

07:12: SPOOKY: He grabbed at the baby and slapped his ass hard, saying bitch you are staying right here for now!

07:13: SPOOKY: The baby smiled and licked his lips once more as he saw the moonlight glint on the cold hard masuleam floor.

07:15: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE knew from that day on, that there's no way that she would stay with a white Motherfucker no mo!

07:22: SPOOKY: Hahahahahahahahahahaha 07:23: SPOOKY: No MO! 10:57: Oriental Princess: 0.0 10:58: Oriental Princess: Good lord ...,, 10:54: SPOOKY: Lol 10:59: HOTCHOCOLATE : *runs away* 11:00: Oriental Princess: Its too early for this ....

10:55: SPOOKY: Laso's HOTCHOCOLATE! 10:55: SPOOKY: Come here girl 11:00: HOTCHOCOLATE : *dodges, running to normal people* 10:56: SPOOKY: Lol I wrote that as soon as I woke up lol 10:56: SPOOKY: I was still a bit groggy 11:05: Oriental Princess: Hide behind me HOTCHOCOLATE

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11:00: SPOOKY: The end is the best 11:05: Oriental Princess: Gosh ill never look at my shits the SAMe way ......

11:00: SPOOKY: Your not a dude lol 11:06: Oriental Princess: Still shutting babies ......

11:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : All that lip licking... Was it LL Cool J's shit-baby?

11:06: Oriental Princess: *shitting 11:06: Oriental Princess: I'm not sure how to process this ...

11:02: SPOOKY: Hahaha 11:07: HOTCHOCOLATE : Don't process it Nish. You'll break your brain.

11:03: SPOOKY: You will soon realize that its not the baby that's being born, but its you.

11:05: SPOOKY: (-.-) <--- little kid in the matrix with spoons 11:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : >.< 11:10: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE and Tsang both inspired me to write something now 11:10: SPOOKY: If I carry on like this I'd have an entire bundle 11:12: SPOOKY: Bundel 11:18: Oriental Princess: You were right the first time 11:13: SPOOKY: Who else is in the mood for german?

11:18: Oriental Princess: German ?

11:13: SPOOKY: I know lol 11:18: Oriental Princess: Sausage ?

11:13: SPOOKY: Bundel is Afrikaans 11:18: Oriental Princess: Ahhhhhh I see 11:14: SPOOKY: Ah Nish astounded me for the first time in my life!

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11:14: SPOOKY: She got my humour 11:19: Oriental Princess: Lol 11:16: SPOOKY: Lol I'm laughing so lekker now 11:21: Oriental Princess: Omg I have some pretty dodgy pics in my gallery ....0.0 11:21: Oriental Princess: <IMAGE> 11:22: Oriental Princess: ?!

11:17: SPOOKY: Haha Tsang 11:30: HOTCHOCOLATE : Avert your eyes!

11:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's bad anime graphics!

11:31: BLANKA : Lol I still can't download pics 11:34: HOTCHOCOLATE : BLANKA is alive Thought you'd bled to death 11:34: BLANKA : Lol 11:44: BLANKA : The proper version of naruto road to ninja is out nw 11:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : Proper version?

11:44: HOTCHOCOLATE : Isn't it out already?

11:44: BLANKA : First leaked version had korean audio 11:46: BLANKA : The blue ray copy only released end of last month 11:46: HOTCHOCOLATE : So... There's a baby shower at my house today for my mom's old friend and as I'm female, my presence may be needed to help serve the women & take their gifts somewhere and represent my mom (WHO is still having it here though she's out of town). She better get back soon.

I'VE BEEN INVITED FOR PAINTBALL... The women can sort themselves out 11:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : I lose Any and all multi-player games these days...

11:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : I am full of Shame

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11:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : Friends have rallied to at least teach me FIFA 11:48: BLANKA : Lol it takes practice being gud in multi-player games 11:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : It's not fair 11:49: BLANKA : A lot of ppl play the games everyday 11:49: HOTCHOCOLATE : I should be awesome at them... I should be a prodigy!

11:50: BLANKA : Lol study the game then u will be on par with others 11:52: BLANKA : And playing alone won't make u a better player u have to go up against others to better urself 11:53: HOTCHOCOLATE : I shall be the most awesome hikikomori EVAH! 11:54: BLANKA : Lol hikikomori?

11:54: REVAN: changed the group icon 12:03: HOTCHOCOLATE : Yup. Until I'm a gaming legend. I will button-mash if I must 12:09: BLANKA : Lol 12:10: Oriental Princess: Hahahaha lol 12:10: Oriental Princess: Paintball is fun 12:10: Oriental Princess: But it can be painful 12:15: VOODOO : Lol 12:15: VOODOO : Heels at work.. My feet are crying 12:11: SPOOKY: Lol 12:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : VOODOO, you're tall already! Don't scare lĂŠ kiddies!

12:18: VOODOO : Lol 12:18: VOODOO : On my way home now 12:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : No one will blame you if you roll your way home...

12:19: HOTCHOCOLATE : Oh wait, you're obviously not walking home...

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12:19: VOODOO : brb 12:19: VOODOO : Gonna drive lol 12:51: SPOOKY: Damn I love that poem I wrote this morning 13:11: VOODOO : Did u post it on ur wall?

13:07: SPOOKY: Nope I'm waiting for HOTCHOCOLATEs permission lol 13:12: SPOOKY: Lol ask her if I can 13:18: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hm? 13:18: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE 13:14: SPOOKY: You mind if I share that on FB 13:14: SPOOKY: Tag you in it?, 13:19: VOODOO : Lol 13:20: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE answer him 13:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : Haha! I deactivated my fb account a while back... But sure 13:24: HOTCHOCOLATE : The shit baby poem? I thought it was a dream story 13:19: SPOOKY: Y u deactivate it.

13:25: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hehe... I was avoiding trouble 13:20: SPOOKY: I see lol 13:20: SPOOKY: You made some shit 13:25: VOODOO : You can always create another account 13:25: VOODOO : This way troublemakers won't find u 13:21: SPOOKY: Ill create one for her later 13:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : I will... But then if the troubled individuals find me, I'll be in deep doodoo...

Would you? Thanks Spooky! Give me a cool name... "McNottingham Filliburger"

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13:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or something like that 13:27: VOODOO : Lmao Spooky 13:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Or the "Green Reaper" 13:27: VOODOO : Lol 13:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Cause I like veggies 13:23: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE 'I like cucumber' freeman 13:29: VOODOO : ☺ 13:24: SPOOKY: Or just HOTCHOCOLATE freeman, its kind of political, but still a bit jazz punk 13:31: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE sweettease 13:31: VOODOO : Stripper name haha 13:31: HOTCHOCOLATE : Y a stripper name?!

13:27: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE hot chocolate 13:27: SPOOKY: Nesquick HOTCHOCOLATE! 13:32: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE von teasah 13:32: VOODOO : Lmao 13:32: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE nutella!

13:28: SPOOKY: That's a good nick, Nesquick HOTCHOCOLATE...she hops to it 13:33: VOODOO : Lol 13:34: VOODOO : I bought nesquick few months ago and till today I didn't take any sip from it 13:34: VOODOO : Left it in the kitchen drawer 13:35: VOODOO : And forgot all about it 13:30: SPOOKY: I loved the pink one as a kid

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13:35: VOODOO : Wonder what would be my stripper name? Lol 13:31: SPOOKY: Used to call it Pink Melk 13:36: VOODOO : yum 13:36: VOODOO : I tried that one 13:31: SPOOKY: Or Pienk Melk 13:36: VOODOO : Pienk?

13:36: VOODOO : Lol 13:34: SPOOKY: Yep pink milk 13:35: SPOOKY: But they took the aspertame out now its not that nice 13:40: VOODOO : Unicorn's milk 13:40: VOODOO : Hippo's milk is pink by the way 13:40: VOODOO : Lol 13:40: VOODOO : I didn't try it now 13:37: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 13:49: SPOOKY: This group only picks up mid week 14:00: VOODOO : Lol 14:06: SAM: Lmao Chopper 14:06: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAMa 14:07: SAM: Can you see him?

14:07: SAM: HOTCJOCOLAT 14:07: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE* 14:09: BLANKA : Lol HOTCJOCOLAT 14:10: SAM: HOTCJOCOLAT HOTCHOCOLATE

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14:11: SAM: What's that game Spooky?

14:12: HOTCHOCOLATE : Noooooo! Call me HOTCJOCOLAT and DIE. 14:12: SAM: HOTCJOCOLAT :D :D :D 14:12: BLANKA : HOTCJOCOLAT is cute 14:13: HOTCHOCOLATE : I hate you all 14:13: SAM: Hahaha it is!

14:13: BLANKA : HOTCJOCOLAT is so lovable 14:14: HOTCHOCOLATE : You're dead to me 14:30: SAM: Kweh 14:30: SAM: Kweh?

14:31: BLANKA : Dean knocking the daylights out of SAM 14:32: HOTCHOCOLATE : SAM 14:33: BLANKA : SAM how many chapters of one piece manga r released so far 14:34: SAM: Not sure really..600+ probably 14:37: SAM: HOTCHOCOLATE...?

14:38: BLANKA : Lol ok I'm at 73 14:39: SAM: And? How is it so far?

14:40: BLANKA : Its gud by the home of nami nw 14:41: SAM: Nami's background is sad 14:41: BLANKA : Shark pirates 14:46: SAM: Oh lol BLANKA 600+ is the anime not manga 14:46: SAM: Did Sanji join the crew?

14:48: BLANKA : Yeah and zoro

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14:48: HOTCHOCOLATE : Manga is how far?

14:49: SAM: Not sure..500+ probably >.< 14:52: SAM: Crocodile FTW 14:54: SAM: Lmao Sandman looks like a rugby player 14:57: HOTCHOCOLATE : Anime passed the manga?

15:05: SAM: 592 chapters so far 15:14: SAM: Episodes*, 663 chapters. Lol just googled it 15:16: SAM: Who's Toph? Looks like an Avatar character o.o 15:16: SAM: Never watched it 15:11: SPOOKY: battle stadium D.O.N 15:11: SPOOKY: Sup HOTCJOCOLAT 15:18: SAM: Lol don't bully her Spooky!

15:13: SPOOKY: Lol Nesquick HOTCHOCOLATE! 15:15: SPOOKY: <IMAGE> 15:15: SPOOKY: My emo socks 15:20: SAM: I think it's 45째 here 15:21: VOODOO : Lol 15:21: SAM: Lol 15:21: SAM: VOODOO 15:22: VOODOO : Who's foot that is? Spooky 15:22: VOODOO : SAM 15:23: HOTCHOCOLATE : Spooky's?

15:24: VOODOO : Lol

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15:24: SAM: Incubus 15:24: VOODOO : Where's your foot BLANKA? Show us 15:20: SPOOKY: Yes its mine lol 15:25: SAM: VOODOO show us yours...

15:26: SAM: VOODOO do you use hinna?

15:26: HOTCHOCOLATE : Girly looking foot 15:27: VOODOO : Just on my nails SAM 15:27: HOTCHOCOLATE : Henna?

15:27: SAM: Oh yes 15:28: VOODOO : But I think foot hinna is pretty 15:28: SAM: It's prettu 15:28: SAM: Pretty* 15:28: HOTCHOCOLATE : Hinna differs?

15:28: SAM: Lol no HOTCHOCOLATE SAMe thing 15:31: SAM: Hands too 15:32: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:33: VOODOO : SAM I'm gonna do hinna before eid 15:34: SAM: <IMAGE> 15:34: VOODOO : Spooky what do u think?

15:35: VOODOO : SAM 15:36: SAM: Pretty o.o 15:31: SPOOKY: Is that your foot? VOODOO? 15:38: SAM: No it's mine

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15:34: SPOOKY: Wtf SAM, you were born with female feet lol 15:39: SAM: Hahaha 15:40: SAM: But yeah I wouldn't be surprised if VOODOO's foot were like that 15:39: SPOOKY: lol its from all the washing and conditioning. You should be a foot model 15:53: SAM: Lol if that was my foot, then they'd be suprised when they go up a bit...

15:53: SAM: A jungle of hair 15:49: SPOOKY: Lol 15:52: SPOOKY: SAM jungle book othman 16:04: BLANKA : Shingeki no ryojin seems to be getting lots of talk 16:06: SAM: What was that about again?

16:07: BLANKA : Can't remember but it looked decent 16:08: SAM: <IMAGE> 16:04: SPOOKY: That giant show, something about titans 16:10: BLANKA : Yeah 16:14: VOODOO : That dry wrinkled foot is not mine 16:14: VOODOO : My feet are really soft 16:20: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol VOODOO 16:20: SPOOKY: Pvt msg me VOODOO with a pic 16:32: VOODOO : I won't 16:28: SPOOKY: Pleaseeee 16:33: VOODOO : Going to sleep now 16:28: SPOOKY: Damn 16:33: VOODOO : U hv foot fetish? Lol

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16:29: SPOOKY: Nope 16:29: SPOOKY: Well I used to have 16:29: SPOOKY: This thing 16:34: VOODOO : Until?

16:30: SPOOKY: I got over it 16:40: VOODOO : Oh 16:40: VOODOO : Not until u got to kiss one stinky foot?

16:35: SPOOKY: I mean if the girl I love suggests it, I'd be game 16:41: HOTCHOCOLATE : Suggests kissing a smelly foot?

16:36: SPOOKY: Suggests giving me some foot love lol 16:41: VOODOO : HOTCHOCOLATE cracked my back again 16:37: SPOOKY: Lol 16:42: VOODOO : So who do u love now? Let's make her get u some smelly feet 16:38: SPOOKY: No lol never mind 16:47: REVAN: Is Sexy SAM here 16:48: REVAN: :,D 16:48: VOODOO : Rukia 16:44: SPOOKY: Yo 16:48: REVAN: VOODOOa 16:49: VOODOO : I'll get u sexy SAM 16:49: VOODOO : Will catch him with rats trap lol 16:49: VOODOO : And put him inside a box then send him to u 16:50: VOODOO : SAM are u at work?

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16:51: VOODOO : Yo 16:52: REVAN: Sounds good VOODOO! Can't wait! Mwuhaha 16:52: VOODOO : Omg I love that evil laugh 16:53: REVAN: Lolol XD 16:54: VOODOO : That would scare him 16:54: VOODOO : Lol 16:54: VOODOO : Let's not share our evil plans here 17:17: BLANKA : Fake it till u make it 17:13: SPOOKY: Iii beat my machine, its part of me, its inside of me 19:07: Tsang : Shinjiku no kyogin is awssm SAM u shud watch it bt todays episode they killed th main character 19:07: Tsang : Nw i dnt knw who they ill make the main character 19:08: BLANKA : Talk about spoilers 19:09: SAM: Lol 19:09: Tsang : Ops sorry just watched it an hour ago 19:09: Tsang : Had an busy nd unlucky day 19:05: SPOOKY: Now you guys can just go and read up on wikipedia 19:05: SPOOKY: Hey BLANKA 19:10: BLANKA : Lol fok I'm waiting till it ends nw 19:05: SPOOKY: How homoerotic is Jojo really? The show I mean 19:11: Tsang : I got to supply for the new nd thd biggest safari in maldives today nd only i cud took one pic before phone battry died 19:11: SAM: Haha 19:12: BLANKA : Lol

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19:12: Tsang : Dammm it was fucking awwssm safari 19:13: SAM: Bad luck indeed 19:13: BLANKA : have no idea wat u mean lol tho cars does look feminine 19:14: SAM: Visit sa Tsang.

Safari everyday 19:14: Tsang : Nd the sea was very rough today bec of the raining 19:10: SPOOKY: In the manga there's like gay tension 19:15: Tsang : <IMAGE> 19:15: BLANKA : Lol none of the kind in the anime 19:15: SAM: Nice pic 19:10: SPOOKY: And the characters are pretty feminine as well, the way they are drawn as well 19:16: Tsang : Ohh....

19:16: SAM: Hmm I thought they were all muscular and stuff 19:12: SPOOKY: Me 2 but later it gets strange I guess 19:17: Tsang : Oh nd we ended up breaking one the safaris bar........it was there fault though they tied our boats rope on there boat handle 19:17: SPOOKY: Okay I may watch it afterall sometime 19:26: SAM: The new anime is different is different than the old manga 19:26: BLANKA : Yeah they not using the stand powers 19:24: SPOOKY: Toriko?

19:29: SAM: I watched like 4 episodes and so far there were no such thing as 'Stand' 19:29: BLANKA : Haven't seen it 19:30: BLANKA : Lol they starting with the ripple 19:34: SPOOKY: I see

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19:41: SAM: I really hate this new Jojo guy 19:41: SAM: The old Jojo looked much better 19:42: BLANKA : The jojo with gintokis voice?

19:43: SAM: He had Gintoki's voice?! O_O 19:44: SAM: Looks like i'll download the old Jojo anime after all lol 19:44: BLANKA : Lol no wait its the third jojo that does 19:44: SAM: Lol there is a 3rd Jojo?

19:45: BLANKA : Yeah there's many generations of joestar 19:47: SAM: Hm the one I mean is called Josuke 19:47: BLANKA : And the third joseph 19:47: SAM: The shitty one is Jonathan 19:47: HOTCHOCOLATE : I'm bruised 19:47: BLANKA : Lol jonathan 19:48: BLANKA : Joseph is a trickster 19:49: SAM: This guy? He at least looks better than Jonathan 19:45: SPOOKY: HOTCHOCOLATE what happened lol 19:52: HOTCHOCOLATE : I was shot 19:49: SPOOKY: Damn you okay?????

19:54: SAM: Can't be serious ...

19:54: HOTCHOCOLATE : Lol! I'm fine!

19:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : Paint ball!

19:55: HOTCHOCOLATE : My arm is swollen and bruised & my finger stopped bleeding so I'll live 19:55: SAM: Lol...

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19:55: SAM: Ouch 19:56: HOTCHOCOLATE : I know right... I need a bath, bed, anime and maybe food 19:56: SAM: I'm sure you need food lol 19:57: SAM: Lol BLANKA the badass Jojo I ment is Jotaru, not Josuke 19:58: BLANKA : Lol 19:58: BLANKA : Jonathan should still be alive in ep 5 19:59: SAM: This guy 19:59: SAM: <IMAGE> 20:02: SAM: His stand is signiture move was "OraoraoraoraorOra!" 20:03: BLANKA : Lol 20:03: SAM: It's like Atatatatatatata!

20:05: BLANKA : I think jotaru is the 4th jojo 20:06: SAM: 4th or 3rd 20:06: BLANKA : Na third is joseph 20:07: BLANKA : Talking in regards to the anime 20:07: SAM: Ok i'm off to play Fatal Frame 3....

20:07: BLANKA : Cool laters 20:46: REVAN: Oki lol. Lets plot away from prying eyes

Next :Week 2 and then, The Christmas Rapist!

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Bring die garing liefie, ek wil jou gesond maak.

Sy het katarak op haar lippe sukkel om te sien want haar mond is droog die wurms van die verlede krioel in die snye van vandag Bloeiend oor haar ken en dan af tussen haar borste af Dis donker as haar mond toe is sy sukkel om te sien vryf sout in haar wonde in miskien is dit wat sy verdien.

Skreeuend staar sy vir die light switch maar die gare trek te styf elke keer as die lig aangaan trek dit stywer vas aan haar onderlyf.

As sy maar net kon praat haar gebed kon sê, miskien sal die Here haar hoor as sy net op haar knieë kon neer lê.

Kon sy oë met haar praat.

Maar die pyn is hopeloos te erg, en dit skeur die maan van haar af weg. haat.

Mamma dink sy as die koue haar slaan wat is n vrou as dit nie is vir haar ma?

Amborsteloos en naak lê sy nou kaal en woordeloos iewers in n stille ou kraam saal en vergaan.

-Jacobus Gideon Louis Nieuwoudt 2013

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This story needs a name, like a child reborn falling out of his mother onto the physical plane.

There it goes again. My head. I think its me going down, snorting it up into my nose. But I'm never sure. Fifteen. I count the lines I do. I don't know why I do it. I think, I'm counting my sins. There I am again, blood running over my mouth. But is that me staring back, with the blank empty look and smile.

Guilt in quantity. I guess I'm hoping that in reminding myself that I'm doing something wrong, I'll feel guilty and stop. We take turns mostly, sometimes it's me and then its the drummer, make a game out of it, make it innocent, tag you're it. But not tonight. I can see Rocket back there, doing something to that girl. It looks like he's hitting her, cant be sure, don't want to look away. Rocket gets like this when he's had something, at least I don't hear any tears. No tonight I'm playing with myself. The kid the world made against the man daddy wanted me to be. Which one is staring back at me tonight? Do I even care?

Sixteen. Sometimes I loose count, I wonder. Is it really sixteen, or a number I made up to humor myself? Is it more or less, or both? Do I care? Seventeen. We go on in fifteen minutes. America, isn't all that the TV makes it out to be. The American dream is fake, an advertisement. The girls are easy and the food is bad. I miss my wife. I miss little Bill. I only have whores to keep me warm at night, look daddy I made it. Eighteen. All I ever wanted was to be like my heroes. Play big stadiums, dress up, run around on stage, hear the roar of the crowd. Happiness. Another fucking lie. When the 90's rolled up, everybody got sad, nobody wanted to rock anymore, I wanna rock. Instead. Nineteen.

All the music I wrote, became fucking electronic. Fifteen. Electronic and hollow, black.

Like my soul. No more Eddy, no more Ratt and Roll, only black empty gestures. Lets hit the floor. I became famous by killing that which I love, I am the whore that sold her fucking soul. Sixteen. We should have gone on by now. I'm so fucked up.

I don't know why he likes us, we're nothing like the music he makes. I wonder how far he's spread his legs?

“Come on dude, its party time!” Rocket, he's just going to leave her there, redoing the button on his leather pants. I'm so fucked up. Fifteen. Are you feeling the fire? Are you ready to explode? Are your dreams and desires, riding down the open road?

It's the boy-man my father wanted me to be. Bill turns around and heads through the door he came in, because that's just who he is.

I'm singing, or at least what they call singing these days, I'm so fucked up, but it's okay, even when I'm mumbling, they still think I'm cool. “Look at me, I'm so fucking antiestablishment it hurts!”

And the crowd goes wild. An ocean of black. I want to throw my body at the waves, have the sea eat me up. But every time I thrust forward, I see their faces and I succumb to the bloody stage floor once more. I guess I'm a lot more Alice then what I wanted to be back when Daddy kicked me out. I guess I had to let my hair more down then I what actually wanted too. I fucked up my voice so bad, just so I could sell a few records, stay relevant.

I'm so fucked up. I scream through most of my shit. They eat it up. I replace some of the lyrics with insults, they eat it up.

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This blows. My mind should be here right now, but sadly it's not. It's backstage, in that room they took those kids into along with a video camera, what the fuck is going on in there? And then I see something else. The big hair, the howling guitars the laughter and platinum records, I hear my real voice. I hear Nikita. The band I started in 1985. Not the brand, but the band. And then I try it, once more with feeling. I make eye contact with Hawk and he looks back at me. The club days all over again. “Oh Yeah!”

I flash him a smile and he responds. The music stops and they await the command. “I like the money” Rocket nods and he starts the beat.

“I like the cars” again.

“I like the little G-strings when they take em off.”

Hawk kicks it and Dove lays down the rhythm.

“I like the color of the sun, “I like life cause there's nothin' fucking wrong” Why am I screaming? Why aren't I hitting those high notes? Do I even want to? No. Why do I do this to myself? I should stop right now, O.D, do something, one. No, two, Don't. “Arrrrrrgh” three.

“I like woman, anywhere where there's a party Honey you know you'll find me there.

I like it fast, and all the time. I'm a king baby and I like to live it up. Yeah!”

I'm moving, but not to my own fucking beat, to Reznor's, Jesus Christ, and some part of me is liking it.

“You like gays On the TV, where they vote in politics and try on bikini's I like Conan and lots a blood I'll do better on Letterman than fuckin' Soft Cell.

I like bullshit Cause when I'm high there's nothin' in the world that gets me down.”

So much distortion, it's hard to see anymore, get me the fuck out of here before I forgo all I believe in and more. Fifteen.

“I like to drive, and do it fast.

Cause there's nothin' worth doing if you don't do it fast.”

Empty, Nihilism is all I feel, give me more drugs to suppress this feeling as well so there's nothing left but me! Sixteen.

“I like the money I like the cars I like the little G-strings when they take em off.

I like the color of the sun, I like life cause there's nothin fucking wrong,”

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I hate you, and I hate myself, for standing up here and letting it all out. You don't deserve anything! Seventeen.

“I like romance In the moonlight On the back of my truck when there's no one around. you like to scream, So we do it outside So if someone drives by they can crash their car.”

Who's left to count on when you cant count on yourself, when you let everything you were get taken from you without a fucking fight, who I am is not important, what I do is all that matters, actions, they say, speak louder than words, so if I'm screaming can God, hear me as well?

Eighteen.

“I like chaos In a girls eyes, When she's doped up on love and the world is alright.

I like metal on the radio and sanctions on countries that doesn't think so, kick it!”

I am the poster boy you all like to hate, the lipstick on my face is war scars from the life I've fucking led, the dope in my eyes is the love I feel for all of you cause the numbness like stones says something too. Nineteen.

“You are all living a fucking lie, I'd like to hear the preacher count to seven, maybe when he's done sucking off all of our children!”

Bubblegum and teddy bear sex, Like I said, we take turns.

This goes on for a few minutes, or maybe hours, I forgot the moment I hit the stage. We run out without saying goodbye, maybe I did, my hand was up high.

“You were mixing up songs again Bill.”

“Was I?” “Have some of these.”

He stretches out his baking powder hand towards Bill.

“What are they?”

“Smarties.”

He couldn't have said that, but I take it anyways. “What's it gonna do?”

“I don't know, a cop gave it to me.”

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Your lips, are so black. Extremes, opposites, I'm so fucked up.

I leave him and head back to the couch. I guess I feel save there, It's so filthy. Stained with cum and blood, beer stains, shit, spit, make-up, heroin, Jesus Christ. I think I'll take a nap now. Fifteen.

I'm hungry. I think its my birthday today. Did they go on without me? My, My eyes are still closed/but I can see you with my/heart/ fairytale notions/bad breath/ all of the above/ is what I'll check. Yogurt is milk that's gone bad. All Smarties become white if you suck on them long enough. Oh shit I'm so fucked up.

My eyes open up, and I see for the first time. This whore stuck on me, why is she here?

Groupie? You mine or hers? No response. Bill pushes her off, “Rocket?” Where is everybody?

I'm alone again, with myself. I can still hear her play. When he's out there, It's like the whole building comes alive. Why does he do that? Amityville horror, based on a true story. So fake. It's that damn door. Frank Spencer. What the fuck am I thinking off?

Mumbling again I see. I need more drugs. /set me free/ 1996 or 1997. 12 years ago is where it all began. Bill jumps up and stumbles to the mirror, the smell of crack heavy on his brow. My face, I. am. Old!”Argggh” But I have money. Success? All the time I lost, Nikita? “Nikita!” one more song, one more! He moves back and trips over the coffee table. Shit. Hawks guitar comes into view. I'm stuck. I need a way out. He grabs at it from under the table. I'll make it all better, not tomorrow but right now. “huuuh” he pushes himself up against the foot end of the couch.

Bill tries to remember how this works, “I saw the devil in her eyes...” He strums over the guitar, what will this be, this song he's writing? A up tempo, ballad, straight up rock song? ”...and I knew what she wanted.”

“So, so, I took off my morals, and put my gun on the, the, oh ...”

Last night I was ghost raped by the thought of you leaving me/ I had trouble closing my eyes, that your face kept flashing before me/If only you could leave in me/ as well...

“She was a creepy little girl, trapped in a woman's body, she had a pentagram round her neck and that's what she found me looking at.” Rock song it is. He starts working on a riff, his mind drifting back and forth.

Argh! Take that smile and ghostrape me /argh you leave the door closed but the lock keeps fiddling with me/ I was molesting the thought of you leaving me/ waking up alone without a shred of decency!

“Her lips were full and red, red, I was waiting for her to seal my mouth with it, I wanted her, wanted her to send me away, to purgatory we could go, as long as she was there I would go anyway” Hatreds over/ overcoming me/ doctor says need it to keep on breathing/ help me sacrifice the feelings I keep feeling!

“I felt ,ah, my body shaking, she was doing something to my mind.

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she gave me all I could take, until I could take no more.

We made the earth quake, she set me on fire.

Let me reiterate, that girl she said her name was desire.

She was the red blooded woman, scolding me so hot it left a mark, oh God what is this feelin?

She was the red blooded woman, scolding me so hot it left a mark, oh God what is this feelin?”

These feelings I keep feeling/mina harker/ keep sucking at my faith/ unrelenting/ bleeding out, resolution/ keeps on leaving/take this bloody stake of mine and stick it up your/ never needing keeps on feeding/ religious circumcision/ cut away the pain I feel/ my heart keeps beating but you're not there!

Argh I feel the sadness/ always eating/what's in the box it keeps screaming/ Pills keep popping/ tearing, scratching this darkness wants it more/laughing/grinning/I kept spinning /you're the demon inside of me.

“I felt her cold breath on my neck, bite into me I begged but she said no and put her neck to my mouth I know how the vitae tastes go ahead help yourself” You wanted to leave/ but I kept on calling/ crawling on you/ your back with regret I spat at you/ like ants I wanted you/ keep on carrying this baby I made out of nothing/ our love used to mean something now it just means/ I wanted you/ but you just wanted to be it all/ my greatest fears/ always coming true in you, “A pretty candy cane in all the colors.

At one point she was sexy sweet and another that fox was sour.

I'd never had a girl like this she gave me her body she gave me her heart then she gave me her soul She slipped out of her red dress to reveal the final hour tonight she would take me on that expensive chess board I'd make the first move only to hear her cower” Who was playing the guitar? All these questions. I already know all the answers.

“At only twenty four she had the world at her feet, she was my Queen that night, and I'd wonder would this really last forever She rode me like a horse all the way to hell, I wanted to stop and breath.

But, be a man she would yell.

This girl, she had the devil in her eyes. She set my soul on fire, left my inhibitions at the door, grabbed her hair and pulled her down to the cold blood stained floor.

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She was the boss lady and all I could say after that... Is thank God I'd like some more tomorrow night.”

I am ungrateful now /always taking for granted/ all the times we had/ cause it was nice at first but now /I wanted something you could never give a man like me/ criminal /uncontrollable /animal /Bastard /incest ridden/ ghost raped unrelenting bloody soul/ Satisfy me/ by taking all this shit I have /abduction painting it /onto something/ different than me.

And then she calls. Bill jumps up. “Where is everyone? The music has stopped, the building has subsided.” That door. Her screams, its coming from that room. “Minna is that you?” Bill rushes to the door. The handle. He hesitates. Are they in there? Should I open it? I don't want to be raped by the doorknob. He presses up against it. Silence, listen to it, feed it with your curiosity, let it take form from within you, fucking with your insecurities. And then flowing through the eyes of the tree that is tainting the wooden passageway pressing up against Bill's open manhood a voice comes. “Sit still.” wh- “Or I will cut off your mouth.” Bill falls back. “Minna!” And then up against the door again.

“Puh, Puhleez, no.”

“Repent.” “N, No.” “Confess to the reverent, and the pain will go away.” “No, I'm not...Catholic.”

“Today you are.” “No, nuhh” She's in pain, they are doing something to her. This is the kind of tour stories most bands never want to talk about. The shit that happens when the drugs get to much, and you let the animal out. The groupies that end up missing, the bodies that turn up mutilated. I have to do something!

He goes for the knob. No. Its cold and warm at the same time, splinters Bill doesn't want sticking into his fingers. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. Eighteen Nineteen. Fifteen. He slides it onto the knob. I've seen enough.

Only God knows what I'll find. She was the red blooded woman, scolding me so hot it left a fucking mark, oh God what is this feelin' I keep feelin'?

I need you/ I need you/ I need you right now.

-S.K. J.G.L 2013

Clog the pain in my chest/ cause it's leaking out/ The ghost in me /it's leaking out.

An AU story about Bill and the Anti-Christ.

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