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No. 100.
VOL. IX.
Contents. School Notes O.V. News Confirmation O.T.C. Notes School Calendar Football Notes Platitudes a la mode Rowing Christmas Concert Chess Notes A Dialogue between the Two Pavilions Valete Salvete The Floods Oxford Letter Cambridge Letter Tableau from the Marionettes of Hell School Officers Ketch Run Games Account Library Accounts ... Contemporaries Fives
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Our thanks are due to Mr. Rammell for the splendid pavilion which he has had built in memory of those Old Vigornians who fell during the war. The School has.for a long time needed a new pavilion for its games, and now that this need has been fulfilled it is gratifying to remember that it is also a worthy memorial to those who can play here no longer. # * * We congratulate those who passed the practical " Cert. A," and we hope that they will have had success in the "theoretical," the results of which are not yet known. »
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The river has been kind to us this term and has selected to remain within its banks ; consequently we have had a successful hockey season, varied by a certain amount of " rugger." " Soccer " has been played by those of us who are not in either Hockey eleven. The results of the Hockey matches show a considerable improvement in the play of the ist and 2nd XI. as compared to that of last year. * * * Our thanks are due to the Headmaster and Mr. Thomas for initiating us into the mysteries of " Rugger," and for coaching the Hockey elevens during the past term. We also thank Mr. Strong for the interest he has taken in the Rowing and for his valuable services as coach.
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Nobody can fail to notice the changed aspect of the School Barge, which has lately received its biennial coat of paint; this is due to the energy of the rowers under the able guidance of the Captain and Secretary of Boats. Talking of boats—we must heartily congratulate the ist and 2nd IV". on their victory at Hereford, where both our boats beat their opponents by one length. * * * The energy of " Fives " players has during the past term exceeded all bounds. While the majority of us are in our comfortable beds these enthusiasts occupy the earliest hours of daylight in either watching or playing " Fives"; this energy, however, has had its fruits and we hasten to congratulate our players most heartilv on their victory over the opposing " Fives " four at Hereford. * * « At the beginning of this term the Day Boys moved into their new apartments ; these are the changing rooms which have been built for them, and which are much larger and healthier than the ones they occupied formerly. * * * We have had a most excellent programme of lectures this term, concluding with a recital by the Rev. RunnelsMoss ; the book chosen for recitation was "The Pickwick Papers." An account of the other lectures will be found elsewhere. » » » Since the presentation of the boxing cup this sport has taken a very prominent place in the School routine; the Inter-House Boxing Competition has recently been concluded, and the large number of entries for it show the general keenness that is felt for this sport. * * * These notes would be incomplete without some reference to our activities connected with Chess. In addition to the annual competition in the School we are fortunate in having retained the Chess Shield for which our own team and that of the Blind College competed some weeks ago. * * * We understand that a School Entertainment Society has been arranged, the object of which is to mobilise and direct the talent, of which there is no doubt a great deal in the School. This Society will give its first entertainment on the 6th of April; we wish the performers every success and our thanks are particularly due to V. C. Powell, who has so vigorously organised this new development.
O.V. Reiw. W. H. E. Bennett is now Captain's Clerk and has been transferred from H.M.S. Resolution to H.M.S. Centurion. W. D. Seville has been appointed Headmaster of the Grammar School, Stockton-on-Tees. C. R. Walpole Simmons has been appointed, with the rank of Captain, to the Supply and Transport Corps (Indian Army) and is now attached to No. 2 Mule Depot, Amritsar.
T. J. Wilford has proceeded to Ireland as an auxiliary cadet in the R.I.C. G. H. Wilford is in the employ of the Union Castle Mail Steamship Co. H. R. Bruorton was married to Miss Cicely Gertrude Hervey, in the Cathedral, Grahamstovvn, S. Africa, on February 8th. H. S. Denton, after two terms' service as assistant master at St. Michael's, Tenbury, has returned to Cambridge to read for the Economics Tripos. Clifford Burgis has passed the Trial Exam, of the Institute of Chartered Accountants. C. J. Sharpe (i.) has passed the Final Exam, of the Institute of Chartered Accountants. S. G. Simpson, Major, O.B.E., has been appointed G.S.O. of Education of Ireland, quartered at Dublin. W. D. Battershill, I.C.S., is acting as additional magistrate at Bachilla, Ceylon. A. Maund has obtained the Diploma of Education at Oxford and entered Ely Theological College. S. Harvey is now Professor of English in the University of New Brunswick, Frederichton, N.B., and also acting as Lay Reader under the Bishop of Frederichton during vacation. W. D. Battershill forwards the following apt translation of the verses which head the " Vigornian "—probably the work of the late Lord Cromer : " I learn what may be taught, I seek what may be sought, My other wants I dare To ask from Heaven in prayer." BIRTH. RAYMOND—On the i2th March, at Buntings, Cobham, Surrey, to Vera and Harold Raymond—a son. MARRIAGE. SEVILLE—LINTON.—On September 8, 1920, at the Parish Church, Askrigg, Yorks., by the Rev. R. B. Nesbit, Vicar of Ainderby Steeple, assisted by the Rev. F. M. Squibb, Vicar of Askrigg, Walter Douglas, younger son of the late Isaac Seville, of Royton, and Mrs. Seville, Broadfield, Dent, to Madge, eldest daughter of the late W. H. Linton and Mrs. Linton, Worton, Askrigg, and Stockton-on-Tees.
Confirmation. The following were Confirmed by the Bishop of Worcester in the Cathedral on March 18 :— R. Amor, R. F. Beddow, J. G. Downes, J. C. Flay, D. M. Forrest, S. G. Fowler, L. E. H. Goddard, J. S. R. Hall, E. Hamilton, J. F. V. Harvey, R. W. Hinchliffe, A. J. Hunt, G. E. Jones, F. B. Knowles, L. Rees, V. H. Sarland, G. B. Smith, L. P. Snowball, C. W. Standfast, J. W. Taylor, G. M. Watts, D. Webb.
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O.C.C. Rotes. PROMOTIONS. i.ii.20. Corporal Winterton to be Sergeant. 6.12.20. Lee.-Corporals Nash and Fisher to be Corporals. Cadets Palmer i, Loach, Davies iii, to be LanceCorporals. 16.12.20. Corporal Patton to be Sergeant (for P.T. duties). 20.i.21. Band-Corporal Shorting to be Band-Sergeant. CERTIFICATE A. In the November Examination we had our greatest success on record. Fifteen cadets sat for the written part of the examination, and 10 passed, namely :— Sergeants Blanchard, Powell, Palmer. Corporal Fisher. Lance-Corporals Evans, Tonking, Price, Schofield, Wickersham, Davies. For the March Examination the preliminary (practical) examination was held by Lieuts. Newcomb, M.C. (O.V.) and Rowlands (Worcestershire Regiment), and 13 out of 17 passed. The result of the written examination is not expected till the end of May. FIELD DAY. On Thursday, November 4th, we took part in field operations with Malvern College O.T.C., on the Old Hills. The general idea was that a Brown Force (of which Malvern were part) was advancing against an enemy who was withdrawing westward, (White Force, King's School O.T.C.), and was on November 4th occupying a line of hastily prepared positions covering the crossings of the Severn, with orders to fight delaying actions in order that the main body might have time to construct properly prepared defences further west, on the line of the Avon. Our general line was the crest of the Old Hills, and the defence was organised by section posts, distributed in depth on and in advance of this general line. The first attack to develop was one on our right flank, which was well dealt with by the advanced posts and thoroughly defeated by a flanking movement carried out bv the local Reserve. Another attack on our left flank was more successful, and there the enemy succeeded in forcing his way into our position. At this interesting stage " Stand fast " was sounded, and the umpires discussed the progress of events with some of the commanders on both sides. After this we marched home, feeling that we had had a very good day, and given a good account of ourselves against heavy odds. Our thanks are due to the officers from the Worcestershire Regiment Dep6t, who prepared the scheme, acted as umpires, and generally took an interest in our doings. This term a Field Day has been arranged for March loth, in which Bromsgrove O.T.C. and ourselves are to attack Malvera O.T.C. over the same, or almost the
same ground, and our chief anxieties about this are the weather and the supply of blank. * * « The Corps has been strengthened by the appointment of Lieut. S. D. Strong (O.V.) to serve with this contingent. * * * Twenty recruits have been enrolled this term.
School Calendar. FIRST TERM, 1921. Jan. 19. Wed. Boarders return, 9 p.m. ,, 20. Thurs. School opens. School Service, 9.15. The Headmaster. ,, 23. Sun. School Celebration, 8.45 a.m. ,, 29. Sat. Lecture, 7 p.m. Mr. J. Burtt. " African Beasts." Feb. 4. Fri. Lecture, 5.30 p.m. Mr. D. Walton. " The Rhine." ,, 9. Wed. Ash Wednesday. School Service, 12.0. The Headmaster. ,, 12. Sat. Certificate " A " Practical Exam. Lecture, 7 p.m. Dr. Rosslyn Bruce. "Wild Animals I have kept." ,, 17. Thurs. School Service, 3 p.m. Canon W. H. Chappel. ,, 19. Lecture, 7 p.m. The Dean of Worcester. " Industrial Progress in the XlXth Century." ,, 26. Sat. Lecture, 7 p.m. Miss Kemp. "China." Mar. 3. Thurs. School Service, 3 p.m. Rev. R. J. Whitaker. ,, 4. Fri. Certificate " A " written exam. ,, 5. Sat. Recital, 7 p.m. Rev. A. R. RunnelsMoss. " Pickwick." „ 10. Thurs. O.T.C. Field Day. ,, n. Fri. School Service, Rev. G. A. StuddertKennedy. ,, 12. Sat. Fives Match, v. Hereford (away). „ 16. Wed. Boat Race, v. Hereford (away). „ 18. Fri. Confirmation in Cathedral, 12.0. Ketch Run. ,, 20. Palm Sunday. ,, 25. Good Friday. ,, 27. Easter Day. ,, 28. Easter Monday. ,, 29. Tues. Boxing Finals. ,, 31. Thurs. Sports, Preliminary Heats. April i. Fri. „ ,, ,, ,, 2. Sat. Regatta. ,, 4. Mon. Sports Finals. ,, ,, ,, . Tues. ,, 6. Wed. Lists, etc. ,, 7. Thurs. Term Ends. Summer Term begins, Thursday, May 5th, 9 a.m. Boarders Return, Wednesday, May 4th, 9 p.m.
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football Rotes. " Far better than we expected," is the comment we are bound to make as we look back upon the football season that has just passed. With three old colours left at th'e beginning of the term we felt distinctly " creepy " as to the results, but our fear has beon proved entirely unjustifiable. Playing 8 matches, we lost 3, drew i, and won 4, which is, we feel, a creditable result. Owing to the ditch which ran right across the first XI. ground the latter was changed to lie parallel with the New Road between the School pavilion and the County ground. The ditch, we are glad to record, has since been filled up, so we hope next season to return to our old position. One point we must mention, for we consider it most important. The School would have won a greater number of matches if only they would shoot, and shoot straight. Instead the forwards dribbled about in front of goal, no doubt very smartly, but not effectively, and missed opportunity after opportunity. However, the team worked together splendidly on all occasions. H. D. TOXKING, Capt. V. C. POWEM., Sec. *
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W.C.K.S. v. MALVERN IST COLTS Played at Malvern, Oct. i6th. Lost 2—3. In rain and on a sodden and slippery field, this match between the School and Malvern ist Colts took place. The School had three of its regular team absent. During the first half Malvern pressed hard and the School defence was kept continually at work. Malvern opened the scoring with a fast ground shot which just beat Powell. W. L. Shorting soon equalised for the School. Score at half-time i—i. During the second half Malvern pressed continually and raised the score to 3—i. However, Shorting added a second goal for the School, and the game ended in a win for the Colts 3—2. * * # W.C.K.S. v. MARTLEY RANGERS. Played at Worcester, Oct. 23rd. The field was in splendid condition and the weather glorious when the School beat the Martley Rangers 5—2. The Rangers pressed hard at the start of the game, but the School defence was unbeatable. However, just before half-time they obtained a goal. The score was equalised when W. L. Shorting opened the scoring for the School. Half-time score i—i. During the second half the School pressed continually, raising the score to 4—i. However, the Rangers broke away and scored once more. C. Patton then scored for the School and the game closed at 5—2. * » * W.C.K.S. v. WORCESTER ROWING CLUB. Played at Worcester. Lost 3—6. The weather was sultry with intervals of rain when the School were beaten by the Worcester Rowing Club. The
game was fast and furious from the start, and very soon the Rowing Club broke through the School defence and opened the scoring. Again and again they attacked, and at half-time the score was 3—o. During the second half, however, the School forwards became alive and W. L. Shorting scored for the School. A few minutes after he again obtained a goal. However, the Rowing Club beat the School defence on two further occasions. C. T. Palmer added a third goal for the School and the game ended in a win for the Rowing Club 6—3. * * * W.C.K.S. v. HEREFORD. Played at Hereford, Oct. 27th. Won 5-,. The field was very slippery and treacherous when the School beat Hereford 5—i. During the first five minutes F. M. Jones twisted his knee and had to retire from the game. Hereford broke through soon after and scored. However the School forwards were in excellent form and at half-time the score was 3—i. During the second half W. L. Shorting and C. T. Palmer added goals for the School. Hereford made repeated attacks but were unable to add to their score. The game ended in a win for the School 5—i. * * » W.C.K.S. v. DEAN CLOSE. Played at Cheltenham, Nov. 6th. Lost 4—o. In splendid weather but a strong wind this match took place. During the first five minutes V. C. Powell, in goal, twisted a knee and was unable to kick during the rest of the game. However, he remained at his post. Dean Close attacked again and again, and by half-time had scored twice. The School forwards seemed unable to control the ball at all. During the second half Dean Close continued to attack and added two further goals to their score. The School were unable to retaliate and the game ended in a win for the Close 4—o. * » * W.C.K.S. v. HEREFORD CATHEDRAL SCHOOL 1ST
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Nov. 17th. Played on the New Road Ground on Wednesday, Nov. i7th, and resulted in a win for the School by 5 goals to i. The day was perfect and the field was also surprisingly dry. Hereford had the bad luck to lose two of their best forwards and thus played a very uncombined forward line. They made, however, several dangerous rushes, the Hereford captain especially, and were only prevented from scoring by Powell's excellent goal-keeping. Until halftime the play was fairly even, but after that our forwards combined more and each scored a goal—an unusual proceeding. The game resulted at the final by a win of 5—i. * .* * W.C.K.S. v. DEAN CLOSE, CHELTENHAM. Played at home, Dec. ist. The day was wet and misty and the ground extremely muddy when this return match was played. Soon after
THE VIGORNIAN. the commencement of the game Dean Close scored. Soon, however, F. M. Jones equalised for the School. Dean Close soon scored again, but again the School equalised, W. L. Shorting finding the net. At half-time the score stood 2—2. On changing ends the game became a stiff fight for victory by both sides. The Close attacked again and again but the School defence was unbeatable. The Close defence also played in brilliant fashion. However, about ten minutes before the close of play W. L. Shorting scored two goals for the School in quick succession. The game ended in a win for the School 4—2. * * * W.C.K.S. v. MALVERN IST COLTS. Played at home, Saturday, December 4th. This return match with Malvern ist Colts was played in a high wind. The ground was dry and the day perfect— except for the wind. .Malvern from the start of the game attacked again and again but were unable to score, till just before half-time, when the Malvern left wing came close in and put in a shot that gave Powell no chance. On changing ends the School made a determined effort and W. L. Shorting scored. After this there was a fierce tussle but neither side could score again. Tonking played a brilliant game as back for the School. The game closed in a draw i—i. * * * CHARACTERS OF THE XI. D. TONKING (Capt.). The mainstay of the side. A sound back, with good judgment. Tackles well and cleanly. Safe kick. V. C. POWELL (Secretary). Did excellent work in goal. Saves well, and uses his height and reach to advantage. C. A. C. PATTOX. An energetic and bustling half-back, who understands the idea of half-back play—to support the forwards in attack, and screen the backs in defence. Plays with judgment. W. L. SHORTING. Centre forward. Strong, fast, and dashing, but did not always press the attack quite hard enough when near goal. When he did so, the effect was usually encouraging. Should make a point of always pressing an attack for all it is worth. \V. B. EVANS. Outside right. A very tricky forward. Without showing any signs of funk, he always managed to be somewhere else when on the point of being charged. He usually had the ball with him, too. Centres well. Should be very dangerous when he gets stronger and heavier. S. NASH. Centre half. A hard worker. but needs to improve his judgment.
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A. E. UAVIES. A vigorous back, but not always safe. In spite of this, did much useful work. V. M. JONES. Inside left. Combines fairly well, but has little idea of pressing an attack right into the opponents' goal. . Rather slow.
E. B. B. EVA.VS. Outside left. Improved very much towards the end. Centres well, and while not so tricky as the other Evans on the opposite wing, gave far more chances to his insides than they took advantage of. C. T. PALMER. Energetic and bustling. Goes straight for goal, and with more skill and weight should do well. R. M. BEAVAN. Sound but slow. When on the spot did his work in reliable style. A good half-back, however, is alwa3's on the spot.
Platitudes a la mode. I met Alfred walking gently down the street, and greeted him : " I say—er—old chap—hullo." My friend has a slow mind. He thought out a reply : " Hullo—er—I say." " Beastly weather we've been having lately." " Yes, I suppose it is." " February fill-dyke, you know." " Ah, yes. Does it, I mean—er—has it? " I stared. The poor fellow never recognises a quotation. " Still it brings on the spring flowers," I said, " everything's very forward, you know." " Yes, oh, yes—er—deuced pushing, I call it. They, gave me my soup at the Club the other day almost on the point of the bayonet." I paid no attention to his wanderings. I went on : " We shall have to pay for it, you know, later.—have to pay for it. Frosts, you know." " Well, I didn't expect to dine for nothing. It isn't a charitable institution." " What do you mean ' d i n e ' ? 1 was talking about spring frosts." I said, rather annoyed at his stupidity. '' Frosts! oh, er—yes. I hate frosts—so cold, aren't they. And all that ice they leave about the place : makes it quite unsafe to go out." 1 turned in disgust and saw a man coming towards us whom I knew slightly, by sight. " I say, who's this coming up? " It's my dear old pal Harold: ' mornin', Harold.' " " Hullo, you two beans. 1 didn't expect to see you here." " How small the world is, to be sure," I said. " Yes, isn't it. One of those little places where you're sure to run across someone. Topping weather we've been having lately." " Yes, 1 suppose so. These changes in the climate are so hard to remember." " I got wet yesterday; so I know." " Don't you carry ait umbrella? " I said. " No, I never carry parcels. They spoil the set of one's tic so. I always take a taxi. 1 got wet waiting for one, yesterday; and so I'm wearing the wrong clothes now." " I don't like your trousers much." " No, but I can't help it, if it will rain. The tailor cut these for sitting down in. My walking ones are being
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pressed, or so my man says. I believe he's wearing them himself, really." " I doubt it. He's rather well dressed, from what I've seen of him." " Well, if one's valet doesn't dress respectably, I'm sure one can't be expected to do so oneself." " 1 can't afford the tailor my man goes to; besides, he frightens me. He makes quilted pantaloons for the Shah of Persia, and is altogether most superior." " Those sort of people are rather difficult to deal with. Mine's comparatively human. 1 borrowed a fiver and some field-glasses from him, a few weeks ago, for the races. He enclosed the fiver with my last year's bill, though; which I thought rather lacking in tact." " Yes, tradespeople have no consideration for one's feelings. Personally I never bother about money." " I imagine you haven't any to bother about," I said. " That is approximately correct : but I have an invaluable aunt with whom 1 go and stay when my tailor becomes too affable." "That must be delightful for your aunt." " It's very delightful for me. She keeps a very good table." " You would be able to appreciate that." " 1 wish you would drop that superior pose. It is a sign of an incomplete education to be indifferent to food. I was educated both at a public school and at the University." " Er—yes. That doesn't leave room for much else, does it?" " I don't like the tone of your remarks, and I can't understand them. I suppose they must be clever." " Oh, not at all, mere commonplaces." " Anyhow, I see it is one o'clock, and I'm due to lunch at the club." " Perhaps I'll come^with you." " I thought you were indifferent to good food." " Don't be absurd. One must eat occasionally." " Hullo, I felt a spot of rain. Hi! taxi! "
Roujlnfl. The term has been both an active and successful one. Owing to some fixtures having to be cancelled, for various reasons, our only race this term has been against Hereford. This was rowed on March i6th, on the Wye course. The river was flowing fairly high, with a strong wind blowing off the south shore. During the first half of the race Hereford led by just over a foot, when " two " of their boat appeared to get into difficulties. We then pulled ahead by about two lengths. Hereford then recovered, and after a magnificent spurt reduced our lead to only threequarters of a length. After a very exciting race, however, we managed to win by just over a length. As a whole, the crew has a fair beginning and pulls its weight, but at times is not quite together. Considering
they were unable to get an outing on the two days previous to the race, owing to rough water at home, they rowed very well indeed. * # * CHARACTERS : G. B. COOMBS (Bow). A hard-working and painstaking oar. But he lacks style, and is inclined to be heavy with his hands over the stretcher. R. M. BEAVAN (2). Could not make up his mind to row with stroke till the actual race, when he did quite well. He must try and get a firmer and smarter grip of the water. E. R. PAL.MKR (3). Works well, but is slow at the beginning, and the rhythm of his swing is not quite right. G. H. WEBB (Stroke). An excellent stroke, and the most polished oar in the boat. Has a slight tendency to tumble over the stretcher. He has made a very effective Captain of Boats. R. DANIEL (Cox). Has coxed the boat for the third year in succession. He steered an excellent course in the race, and showed good judgment and initiative. 2ND
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Although they did not appear to be a very promising crew during the early part of the term, they " stuck to their guns " well, and have proved themselves to be above the average for a second crew. They rowed Hereford 2nd IV. on the Wye, and after a very close race, leading slightly from the start, won by three-quarters of a length. Both crews rowed pluckily, and, as a Hereford spectator remarked on the bank, " mere grit won Worcester t h j race." Characteristics of the crew are as follows:— L. P. SNOWBALL (Bow). Has wonderfully improved just lately, and should make quite a promising oar. Wants to get a harder finish. C. T. WINTERTON (2). Gets a good beginning, and has improved his style a great deal during the term. He is very keen and should exercise a most useful influence on the rowing in future. G. H. EDEN (3). His blade work is variable and his swing leaves much to be desired. But he has a very fair finish and has worked hard to rectify his faults. W. WICKERSHAM (Stroke). A very promising stroke. He pulls a good blade, keeps a fair rhythm, and holds his crew well together. A. DE B. EDYE (Cox). He did well in the race. He should be useful next year, as he will still be light. * » # A word of praise is due to the junior rowers, who, in addition to their rowing, have been active in adorning the Barge with paint. * * # The Regatta is to take place on Saturday, April and, on the Pitchcroft course, when Mr. S. G. Lee, of Magdalen College, Oxford, and a former Assistant Master at the School, has verv kindly consented to come and judge the races. All four houses are competing, and practice is in full swing.
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CDrlstmas Concert. There Was a large attendance of parents and friends and scholars of the Worcester Cathedral King's School at the College Hall on December 17th, on the occasion of the annual breaking-up concert. One missed the orchestra that has usually contributed so much to the enjoyment of these concerts, but the omission would not appear to have detracted from the success of Friday night's entertainment. An excellent programme had been arranged of well-chosen and varied vocal numbers, and two instrumental items, so that interest was well sustained, and an appeal made to all tastes. Many of the items were very enthusiastically received. Naturally the School provided much of the musical fare. The singing class and glee party were both carefully trained bodies of singers who carried out their work intelligently and with sympathy, for which credit is, of course, greatly due to Mr. George H. Smith, O.V., their conductor, as well as to the boys. The singing class opened the concert with the School song, " Floreat Schola," and later gave " Jack Frost " (Hatton), in which they sang with excellent precision and understanding, so that the song was given just that kind of " bite " that Jack Frost imparts to the atmosphere, and that the composer evidently intended to surround his work. " Comrades in Arms " was not so strikingly successful, but the final item, " Good night, farewell," was very nicely rendered, and the incidental solos by A. L. Garrett and G. J. Shaw enhanced the happy effect. Much good work was done by the School Glee Singers, who gave " The Old Armchair " (Russell), " The Gipsies " (Bonser), " Hart and Hind " (Bishop), and " The Dance " (Otto). Perhaps the most attractive of all these was the last-named, which the party sang with delightful vivacity and expression. In " Hart and Hind " A. E. Davis sang the solo very creditably. The recitations by the winners of the School recitation competitions have become a most interesting feature. V. H. C. Sarland and R. L. Sedgwick were the successful boys this year, and their efforts on Friday evening revealed exceptional talent. Sarland told the audience with great zest all about Uncle Prodger's experiences in hanging a picture, an extract from " Three Men in a Boat," and Sedgwick displayed considerable dramatic ability in Rudyard Kipling's "Danny Deevor." Of the vocal soloists, G. J. Shaw scored a success with " Up from Somerset," and re-called, gave " Son of Mine." A. L. Ciarratt was " encored " for his pleasing rendering of the dainty " M a y Morning," and gave "Sing Away." Mr. F. B. Thomas's numbers from Gilbert and Sullivan's operas were greatly enjoyed—"The First Lord's Song," and " My Object all Sublime." A great favourite with the School audiences, Mr. F. Maurice Webb, O.V., was vociferously recalled. His two songs were " The Ole Umbrella," and " Lulu," both of which he sang with nice taste. The Rev. S. J. Evans, O.V., sang " How does the wind Blow? " and Mr. S. D. Strong, recalled for " The
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Ballad Monger," sang with equal success "Jock the Fiddler." Mr. C. Brown, O.V., and Mr. G. Austin, O.V., were rapturously applauded for their pianoforte duet. They played the first movement of Beethoven's Symphony, " Eroica," with excellent technique and expression. Mr. G. Austin's 'cello solo, " Gavotte in F " (Martini), elicited loud applause, and in response he gave Elgar's " Chanson de Nuit," with marked skill and ability. The concert concluded with the singing of the National Anthem, " Auld Lang Syne," and many loud cheers for a variety of people—an item that is an inseparable part of all school breaking-up concerts.
Cbess notes. On Thursday, Feb. iyth, a match was arranged with the Blind College, and resulted in a win for our opponents. Our team was not at full strength owing to the absence of W. L. Shorting. The games were as follows : KING'S SCHOOL. BLIND COLLEGE. R. A. K. Bowstead ... i G. FitzGibbon ... ... o G. H. Evans ... ... o H. J. Hargreaves ... I E. L. Fisher o H. Coldwell i V. C. Powell o M. Bates i K. N. Ross o J. E. Hunt i A. E. Davies ... ... o W. M. Martin ... ... i
On Friday, March n, a match was arranged with the Blind College in response to a challenge for the Worcestershire Public School Chess Shield, which resulted in a win for the School. This is now the third year that the School has won the Shield. The games were as follows : KING'S SCHOOL. BLIND COLLEGE. R. A. K. Bowstead ... i G. FitzGibbon ... o W. L. Shorting ... o H. J. Hargreaves ... i G. H. Evans I M. Bates o E. L. Fisher £ H. Coldwell J V. C. Powell i W. J. Martin o K. N. Ross o J. E. H u n t i
The School Chess Competition for the cup is now in full swing. Bowstead won it last year ; it remains to be seen whether he will retain it.
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J\ Dialogue between fbe CIDO Pavilions. When the sun has fled the heavens And the stars begin to shine : When the owl hoots in the churchyard And the dogs begin to whine ; When the frosty air is broken By a drunken roundelay, Why it's then things start to happen As don't happen in the day. Now I haven't time to tell you How the statues walk about, How all the trees and flowers . . . but Of course you're sure to doubt; But I'll tell you what I heard one night Our two pavilions say, For there's things as happen sometimes As don't 'appen every day! Now one of these was old and so We'll christen him the sage; The other was but newly built— So he was all the rage, But the old 'un was forgotten, None payed him due respect, " Alas! "—he sobbed aloud in tears My reputation's wrecked." Now "all the rage," for that's his name, In haughty tones replied ; I know it is, and very soon You to your end must ride " ; And at these words the old 'un A shade yet paler turned, For Death to old pavilions was To be removed and burned !
v ' I've seen good days," old sage replied, Accepting his hard fate, And to console himself began His past life to relate ; He told of all the matches it Had been his lot to see, But he was an awful liar just As bad as vou or me. He told such awful whoppers that The moon began to pale : " I've seen a ball hit right from here To Evcsham in the Vale ; And I've seen the bails a-spinning When we played THE English game At such a mighty rate that they Burst out into a flame ! "
But " all the rage " smiled rudely at These most outrageous fibs, And dug his old forerunner rather Roughly in the ribs ! Whereat there rose a rattle At which the old 'un sighed, " Alas it's merciless but true, A fall will follow Pride." VIII ' Now as for me, the new one said, How I '11 enjoy my life ! That county building over there Will make a handsome wife ! And all the jumpered ladies Next summer will declare They never saw in all their lives A building quite so fair." And thus far in that winter's night Those two vain things conversed, Until the sil'vry rays of Dawn Night's shadows had dispersed ; And now I've told you all I heard As I passed on my way, Remember that things happen then Which do not in the day!
Valete. Upper Fifth : J. E. Seabright (1915-1920).
Pte. O.T.C.
Lower Fifth : G. A. Smith (1916-1920).
Lce.-Cpl. O.T.C.
Remove : E. Harrison (1914-1920).
Pte. O.T.C.
Upper Fourth : E. C. Wadams (1918-1920). O.T.C. Lower Fourth : J. W. Taylor. O. C. Cockle (1918-1920). Upper Second : R. H. Gabb (1918-1920). Lower Second : J. G. Edwards (1920). E. G. James (1920). J. L. Thomas (1919-1920). First : H. !•". Bolton (1919-1920). T. W. Gabb (1918-1920).
2nd XI. Football 1920, Pte.
Pte. O.T.C.
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OxTora Cetur.
Saloeft.
Remove : Pereira H. P. E., Hawkins S. R. Upper Fourth : Holmes R. E., Smith G. B. Lower Fourth : Barton J. R., Langstaff H. F. Third : Dunn J. R. A., Nicholls J. H., Potts T. H. Upper Second : Allcott F. A. Lower Second : Eckersley R. S. First : Hartwright E. O., Hill L. W., Lett K. Revill R. M.
THE FLOODS. Mincing Muse Pray peruse, And excuse My verbosity, While, though frail, I shall rail, And bewail An atrocity. What a "dud " Is a flood With its mud To eternity. Hockey joys It destroys, And annoys Our fraternity. With a rush It can crush To a slush And humidity, That our ground Will be found Deeply drowned, Such stupidity! What is worse, To be terse, —You may curse With profanity— It is clear Twill appear Every year With insanity. " CLEOPATRA.
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To the Editors of the " Vigornian." Dear Sirs, Your request for a letter, couched in such didactic terms, falls for the second time upon the innocent head of a very junior member of the O.V. colony, and is received with the meekness and reverence which it deserves. " There is no rest for the wicked," as some one remarked, so " Come, Daphnis, take down yOur screeching pipe from the walls, and in playful rivalry let us strive together with alternate song." (Virgil is an author set for Hon. Mods!)
E.
After the Oxford successes last December, in Rugger, Soccer and Cross-Country Running, we naturally feel proud to be members of such a 'Varsity, and can afford to disregard the solitary success which attended Cambridge efforts in the Hockey Match in February ! Enthusiasts have been able to watch the practice of the 'Varsity V I I I . up till a short time ago, when the crew left for Henlev, and great hopes are entertained of their success this year. The river has had other attractions, too, during Togger week, when the weather \vas almost good enough for " Eights " (so I am told), and record crowds swarmed along the tow-path, both those who were running with the boats, and those who were getting pushed into the river. Some very exciting races were seen during the six nights, and the rowing, at all events in the ist division, was well up to standard. E. B. Bridger was rowing " Bow " in Keble 2nd boat, and was doubtless instrumental to a great extent in the bumps they made on occasions. G. N. T. Widdrington rowed with his customary energy and grace at " s " in the " Teddy " Hall boat, and from what we can gather (though the whole tale is somewhat shrouded in mystery !) thoroughly enjoyed the bump-supper which took place afterwards. Rugger and Soccer " Cuppers " have also aroused great interest, but these are now almost over, and we are rapidly sinking into that end-of-term apathy, a period when one looks back and thinks of the work that might have been done, and then looks forward to the " Vac. " when it shall be done ! We must congratulate J. G. S. Thomas on winning his three bouts in the 'Varsity Boxing Trials, where the papers speak very highly of the excellent form he showed, and also especially on .his decisive victory over the Cambridge representative this week. We hope the School will send up some more boxers to win further laurels for " Schola Vigorniensis." Our numbers have suffered some change since last term, both A. S. Maund and G. H. Sharpe having gone down. Please note that we are anxious for recruits next October, so flock up. A few individual remarks are appended : J. G. S. THOMAS (Hertford). Now becomes the father of the colony. His time has naturally been given chiefly to Boxing this term, though he finds occasional afternoons to play soccer. Is reading medicine, and works with immense energy.
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H. J. P. HAINES (Queen's). Is reading " Divvers " for the fourth time, and rather dreads the result: his real occupation, however, is History, where Finals are far away at present. He will " dance and sing, like anything " (to quote the words of the prophet !) whenever an opportunity offers, as it does fairly frequently. G. N. T. WIDDRINGTON (S. Edmund Hall). Has been rowing in " Toggers," and therefore in strict training until last week. Would refuse even a glass of water or a dry biscuit when offered between meals. D. V. BECKINGHAM (Keble). Engaged in reading Theology. Plays Rugger occasionally, but has taken a terms' rest from Rowing (sensible man !). E. B. BRIDGER (Keble). Rowed in Toggers with considerable success, but probably is glad to be released from such tyranny for a short time. Reads Pass Mods, and " Divvers," and goes out to tea at intervals. B. C. McKEXZiE (Keble). Reads English, but is quite " rara avis." (Juvenal uses this phrase : I looked it up, and the gender is quite correct!) When seen, he is usually riding a bicycle, and therefore cannot be stopped except at imminent risk of sudden death. U. (',. S. STUART-SIIEE'HERD (Keble). Persists in being out, when called upon for news of his doings ; hence the scantiness of this account. M. E. WEBB (Hertford). Still a " crock " with a damaged knee, and unable to play games. Has been elected Secretary of Soccer, and finds his hair turning a delicate shade of grey under the strain. Hopes to play cricket next term, and occasionally assumes the appearance of one about to do a little work. Dances at times and thoroughly enjoys life. We are surprised but glad to hear that Rugger has been started again, and can only hope that it will meet with sufficient support to ensure its continuity. Wishing the School the best of success, especially on the river. We are, Yours, etc., OXON.
Cambridge tetter. To the Editors of the " Vigornian." Dear Sirs, The first thing we must do is to congratulate J. G. S. Thomas, of Hertford College, Oxford, on winning his bout in the Inter 'Varsity Boxing. At the same time the total result was most satisfactory. The Hockey and Fencing also went in our favour, at present we are having a run of luck and hope it will continue until the end of the year. Last term, although starting favourites, we lost all the events except the relay races, which we won easily. We feel very honoured in having such a distinguished O.V. as Professor A. Pearce Higgins, LL.D., C.B.E. (Downing), resident in Cambridge.
We congratulate Oxford on the success of their feminist movement, but may it confine itself to Oxford ! ! ! A. MACDONALD (Corpus Christi) still finds from time to time little things he doesn't know, and the attention to these in the light of an imminent " trip " fever rather reduces his activities in other directions. He is, however, on the committee of the C.U. Artists' Club and is representing that body on the committee of the, at present, rather visionary United Arts Clubs which is being formed. He does nothing else of world-shattering importance, but is high up in literary circles. S. DAVENPORT, B.A. (St. Catharine's and Ridley Hall). Is believed to be causing some commotion in his theological college by his philosophical views. His habit of holding arguments at street corners with the philosophers, for considerable periods, has apparently been abandoned. Indulges in hockey, we believe, with varying success. In this respect we hear that his college claims his rowing. Reading for the Theological Tripos, Part II. P. N. W. STRONG (Selwyn). Congratulations on winning a double first in the Theo. Special. We wish him every success in his tripos, for which he is working very hard. Rowed in the Lents, being the first time he has sat in a boat since his illness last year. Is again a candidate for election of the Union Committee. Has had exciting experiences with the Cambridge police, but has managed to avoid their clutches. H. S. DENTON (Sidney Sussex). Is reading for a " dismal science " tripos (economics). Plays " soccer " and can be seen at intervals. Was seen at the theatre during Shakespeare week. Still lives up to his musical traditions. Does not live as far away as we were led to suppose last term. J. BOWSTICAD (Corpus Christi). Congratulations on his success in the " Maths. Trip " last summer, and in passing into the I.C.S., for which he is reading Hindustani for a year. Expects his brother to join us in the next naval detachment. A. G. COOMBS (Selwyn). Wears a strange tie, reads theology and has been known to speak at a debate. V. P. HOWELLS (Queen's). Has now settled down to reading for an economics special. Rowed for his first college boat, which made two bumps. Now he is occupying himself with tennis and work. Excels at improving jazz bands. B. S. J. HOWEI.LS (Queen's). Congratulations on passing the previous exam. Rows with success, and is still as keen as ever. With only a scanty knowledge of psychology it can be concluded by the time he rises that he sleeps well; still keeps us merry by his performance on the piano. Reads History. A. H. ADAMS (Emmanuel). Is on the committee of the College Musical Society. Plays " soccer " when there is any to be played. His room is noted for the jazzy sounds which often tempt lonely wanderers in to a cup of coffee. Is beginning to feel that the Mays are approaching and is doing a certain amount of work to try and tide them
THE VIGORNIAN. over successfully. Was seen having breakfast at mid-day —but a later discovery made it clear that he had attended three lectures before he found out he had not had breakfast. Wishing the School every success. Yours, etc., CANTAB.
Cablcau from Cbe marionettes of full. " . . . Nero is an angler in the Lake of Darkness." King Lear, Act III., Sc. VI. Sat Nero in the shadowed rocks Scorched by primeval fire ; Fished in the Lake with string and pin, To catch his long-lost lyre. And Jester Death, in cap and bells, And motley, red and black, Has played " B&iique," for souls, with Life; His winnings fill a sack. He dragged them with him to the Lake, And dropped them slowly in, And as they sank he laughed aloud, And winked across at Sin. Then Nero saw him, and he cried :— " Death ! Have you found my harp? " But Death replied :—" Nay, lack-a-day, I'm feeding Satan's carp." So Nero threw away his line, And cried " Ah ! evil fate ! How can I hope to catch my harp, When fishes eat the bait ! " Sin, in a tree, began to laugh ; Life danced on tambourines ; And Satan, in a hammock, llicked Crumbs off his velveteens. # * * * * " Mais non," Death mincingly replied, '' Don't give it up so soon ! You're sure to find your golden lyre, If you can sink the moon ! " The moon was mirrored in the Lake, And Nero paced the bank, And all night long threw stones at it, And waited till it sank. But 'ere Dawn came, Death, Sin and Life Crept down behind his back, And seixed him firmly from behind, And tied him in a sack. They threw him in to drown the moon, That he might find his harp ; And if he found it, he was found Good food by Satan's carp. Then Sin, in glee, began to laugh ; Life danced on tambourines ; While Satan smiled at Death, and flicked Crumbs off his velveteens.
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ScDool Officers. Head of the School . . . Captain o f Boats . . . Secretary of Boats Captain of Hockey Secretary of Hockey Secretary of Shooting Captain of Gymnasium Captain of Fives Secretary of Library Committee
- T. H. Horsfield. - G. H. Webb. - W. Wickersham. - W. L. Shorting. - C. A. C. Patton. - E. L. Fisher. - C. A. C. Patton. - W. L. Shorting. - I. F. W. Schofield.
Editors of " Vigornian "—T. H. Horsfield, Schofield, R. M. Beavan, E. L. Fisher.
I. K. W.
School Monitors—T. H. Horsfield, G. H. Webb, H. D. Tonking, V. C. Powell, W. L. Shorting, S. Nash, I. F. W. Schofield, W. Wickersham, R. M. Beavan. Librarians—T. H. Horsfield, G. H. Webb, V. C. Powell, W. Wickersham, E. L. Fisher, C. A. C. Patton, M. C. Stanley, R. K. Taylor. Secretary of Chess Club - R. A. K. Bowstead. Secretary of Debating Society - R. L. Sedgwick. Secretary of the School Entertainment Society—V. C. Powell.
Ketcb Run. The Ketch Run took place in very fine weather on March i8th. It was again run in three divisions—under 13, Under 15, and Open. There was a one minute: interval between the first two and i j minutes between the Under 15 and Open. The first four home were :— 1. D. H. Preston (Under 15). 2. F. B. Knowles (Under 15). 3. G. H. Evans (Open). 4. C. T. Winterton (Open). The winners in the various divisions were :— OPEN. 1. G. H. Evans, aimin. 38secs. 2. C. T. Winterton. 3. C. T. Palmer. 4. W. L. Shorting. UNDER 15. D. H. Preston. F. B. Knowles. A. Nercessian. C. W. Standfast.
1. 2. 3. 4.
UNDER 13. A. D. Arbuckle. C. E. N. Davies. P. H. B. Woodhouse. —. Langstaff.
G. H. Evans won the Day Cup for the winner of the Open division. The results for the Warren Inter-house Cup were :— 1. Day Boys 76 points. 2. School House ... ... 80 „ 3. Hostel ... ... ... 103 ,, 4. Natland ... ... ... 132 ,, 5. Castle House 188 ,,
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i8o The points gained by the various Challenge Shield at the Sports were :— Hostel Day Boys School House Natland Castle House
Houses
for
the
16 16
Cibrarp accounts. FIRST TERM 1920. RECEIPTS. Balance May 20. Per Headmaster— 202 Vigornians at i / 202 Library Subscriptions at 1/6 „ 27. O.V. Club Pound June Sale o f Times ( T . E . Rammell, Esq.)
12
9 8
6aimsflccount.
£ s, d. 12
S 7 4 9 0 4 6
MARCH 1920— MARCH 1921.
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RECEIPTS. Balance in hand ... ... Boys' Subscriptions : Term 1 ... ... ... Term II ............ Term III ............ Swimming Subscriptions 1920 Y.W.C.A. (use o f ground) ... Archery ... ... ... ... Fownes Bros, (use of ground) Rowing Subscriptions (in arrears) From Book Account ... ... Sports Donations ... ... Sports Subscriptions ... ... Horse (per Hunt) ... ... Fixture Cards ... Deficit
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8
£ s. d. ...
2 8 8
...
60 12 o 63 18 o 76 17 6 ... 5 o o ... 3 0 0 ... 2 0 0 8 34 o 3 4 0 14 i 6 1 6 0 0
Repairs to Barge Rowing Expenses Footballs and Goal-posts Sports Prizes Hockey Cricket Repairs to Pavilion and Fives Courts Wages Horse Repairs to Mower Rent (partly arrears) Taxes and Rates, Insurance ... Printing Sundries
Smith & Sons (Books) ... Evans (Papers) May 28. Baylis (Vigornians) Phillips (Books and Papers) Smith & Sons (Books) ... Large and Son (Papers) June 15. Smith & Sons (Books) ... Stamps Balance
6 o 2 6 15 10 6 3 19
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I
O
0
3 4 6 O 12
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19
6
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Balance 19 6 i. Per Headmaster— 213 Vigornians at i/10 13 213 Library Subscriptions at 1/6 ... 15 19 10 5 16. O.V. Club (Vigornians) 0 4 Sale of Times (T. E. Rammell, Esq.) 0 2 Pound
2
6 0 0
2 44
2 4
6 4
'4 3
EXPENDITURE.
£ s. d.
EXPENDITURE.
Mar. 12.
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60 o o 27 o o 21 13 3 36 o o 14 14 10 6 14 o 4 6 0 14
T. E. RAMMELL, Hon. Treasurer. Examined and found correct. C. CREIGHTON, Headmaster.
SECOND TERM 1920. Oct.
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o 6 6 6 2
,£56 10 10
£ s. d.
RECEIPTS. July 31. Large (Papers) Sept. 25. Smith & Sons (Books) ... Oct. 4. Baylis (Vigornians) Phillips (Magazines) Evans (Papers, etc.) Stamps, etc. Balance
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4 5 7 0 13 o
.
22 l6 2
6
17
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THIRD TERM 1920. RECEIPTS. Balance Per Headmaster— 206 Vigornians at 1/6 206 Library Subscriptions at 2,'-
£ s. d. 24
4 3
15
9 o
2O 12
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7 13
181
2
Floes.
O I I O
0 4 6
The House Fives Competition was played on March 28th and 3Oth. The results were as follows : —
£68 4 9
Semi-Finals. Jan. 31.
Feb. 25.
EXPENDITURE. Phillips (Magazines, Books) Large (Papers) ... ... Evans (Papers) ... ... Baylis (Vigornians) ... Smith & Sons (Books) ... Stamps ... ... ... Balance
... ... ... ... ... ...
£ s. d. ... 4 5 9 ... 4 9 I ... 112 o ... 22 19 6 ... 3 10 o ... o 3 o 31 5 5
£68
HOSTEL v. NATLAND. HOSTEL. W. L. Shorting C. T. Winterton
... ...
15 15
SCHOOL HOUSE v. CASTLE HOUSE. SCHOOL HOUSE. F. M. Graham ... S. Nash ... ...
4 9
15 15
Examined and found correct.
10 4
CASTLE HOUSE. H. D. Tonking R. M. Beavan
Final.
C. CREIGHTON, R. J. CASTLEY, Esq., Hon. Treasurer.
HOSTEL v. SCHOOL HOUSE. HOSTEL. W. L. Shorting C. T. Winterton
Contemporaries. We gratefully acknowledge the receipt of the following contemporaries and apologise for any accidental omissions : The Rossalian, The Oceanian, The Tonbridgian, The Petriburgian, The Wyggestonian, The Bromsgrovian, The Alleynian, The Cantuarian, The Lily, The King Edward's School Chronicle, The Portcullis.
NATLAND. 2 R. Wynne Woolley o R. E. B. Robinson
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15 10 J
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SCHOOL HOUSE. 8 F. M. Graham 15 B. A. J. Arthure '3
Thus the Hostel, after three very good games in the final, won the Thomas Cup for the second year in succession.