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Jokes & Puns
Heb je ook vrienden die puns niet genoeg appreciëren? Zin om wat mensen lastig te vallen met mopjes tijdens de blok? Bij deze een oplijsting van onze favoriete archeo- en kunstpuns! Voor ieder wat wils om op elk moment een beetje punny te worden ;)
Why shouldn’t you ever date an artist? They just seem kind of sketchy
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I once insulted an artist about his bad painting He just brushed it off
Why is it called the dark ages? Because there are too many knights!
Did you hear about the roman cannibal who ate his wife? Yeah she was terrible, i’m gladiator...
Did you hear about the artist that was baroque? He stole the Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh..
Why was the artist in jail? Apparently he was framed.
When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me But that’s getting a head of myself
Why are archaeologists never single? They’re really good at dating
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