WAYS TO CONSERVE WATER IN THE KEYS

10. Serve your margaritas and mojitos “neat.”

9. Disconnect your bidet and get back to basics by repurposing this newspaper.

8. Communal showers.

7. Look up. Those green things in the palm trees have healthy, drinking water.

6. Fill your waterbed with pudding.

5. Instead of holy water, try locally owned Bombora vodka.

4. Saltwater baths. (Joy and Dawn still foam in the ocean. Ask a sailor.)

3. Use your neighbor’s garden hose to wash your boat, car or golf cart.

2. Boil pasta in your hot tub.

1. Boycott “Avatar: The Way of Water.”

Keys Weekly

By: Tracy and Sean McDonald

The Scoreboard

This Week In Keys Sports

Freshman, Marathon Track & Field

After dominating the Keys and most of the state of Florida in weightlifting, Marathon’s Justice Lee didn’t take too long to settle into her new sport and make her mark there as well. On March 4, Lee broke the MHS school record in javelin with a throw of 89.9 feet at the Pinecrest Relays. A week later, she traveled to the Miami Elite Invitational held at Monsignor Pace High School as Marathon’s solo entry, managing to earn enough points in three events to capture second place as a team of one.

Justice Lee

Just a freshman, Justice Lee is already putting the school on notice with her performance in field events.

By: Tracy and Sean McDonald

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