WAYS TO CONSERVE WATER IN THE KEYS SHERIFF’S OFFICE HONORS VETERINARIAN DR. DOUG MADER

Renowned vet treats animal farm residents & K9 officers

Sheriff Rick Ramsay honored veterinarian, Dr. Doug Mader, on March 14 for his current, past and continuing support of the Sheriff’s Office Animal Farm.

Dr. Mader will also be treating the Sheriff’s Office K9 officers, Coral and Mako, at the Farm Mobile Clinic, which is operational thanks to generous donations from the community.

“Dr. Mader has been donating his own time in order to keep our animals healthy for more than 25 years,” said Ramsay. “And he will now also be able to treat our K9 units right here at the farm as well. Dr. Mader is a great community partner, a good friend and a testament to what can be accomplished when we all work together.”

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10. Serve your margaritas and mojitos “neat.”

9. Disconnect your bidet and get back to basics by repurposing this newspaper.

8. Communal showers.

7. Look up. Those green things in the palm trees have healthy, drinking water.

6. Fill your waterbed with pudding.

5. Instead of holy water, try locally owned Bombora vodka.

4. Saltwater baths. (Joy and Dawn still foam in the ocean. Ask a sailor.)

3. Use your neighbor’s garden hose to wash your boat, car or golf cart.

2. Boil pasta in your hot tub.

1. Boycott “Avatar: The Way of Water.”