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KEYS DADS SHARE ADVICE CORNY JOKES
CELEBRATING THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IN THE WORLD
LOCAL FATHERS TALK PROUDEST MOMENTS & BEST DAD JOKES
They drive us crazy, they tuck us in, they play catch in the yard and teach us to drive. But most of all, they love us unconditionally, even when we screw up (and we do).
This week, Keys Weekly pays tribute to the men who undertake the most important job in the world — fatherhood.
JIMMY ROBINSON
Father to Baby Elenie (rhymes with Melanie)
Best advice you’ve ever gotten from
any dad? Be present and enjoy every minute. They grow up fast!
Proudest dad moment thus far? I’m proud of every moment; it’s tough to choose just one. I don’t remember what we were doing, but the first time she smiled at me was a pretty special moment.
Best dad joke you’ve told or heard?
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
TERRY WORTHING
Father to Fenway
Best advice you’ve ever gotten from
any dad? Try your best with your kid all the time and give them your time, even when you don’t feel like it.
Proudest dad moment thus
far?Watching Fenway want to help others.
Best dad joke you’ve told or heard?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents. DEREK EPPERLY Father to Dash and Hope
Best advice you’ve ever gotten from
any dad? Pick your battles; there will be plenty. Proudest dad moment thus far? The first time my son hugged his sister and told her to have a good day at school. (Very rare.)
Best dad joke you’ve told or heard?
What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
CHAS SPOTTSWOOD
Father to Charles, Jackson & Dekker
Best advice you’ve ever gotten from
any dad? Never turn down a game of catch.
Proudest dad moment thus far? My son Charles’ piano recital.
Best dad joke you’ve told or heard?
What kind of bees make honey? Boo bees (My kids think that one’s hilarious.)
NATE BOUCREE
Father to Collette and Vance
Best advice you’ve ever gotten from any dad? Don’t buy a nice couch. Buy a fun couch, one you can use as a fort. Kids will always remember the forts.
Proudest dad moment thus far? When I realized both of my kids love the ocean as much as I do.
Best dad joke you’ve told or heard? What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? SoFISHticated
DARREN HORAN
Father to Amore, Audrey & Monroe
Best advice you’ve ever gotten from any dad? Take good care of your children. They will be the ones deciding your nursing home.
Proudest dad moment thus far? Watching my oldest work hard to get into her dream school of Georgia Tech.
Best dad joke you’ve told or heard? I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…
SAVE THE DATE
June 15-19
• I Love Stock Island Festival features culinary events, gallery strolls and history tours. Visit ilovestockisland.org for information and schedule.
Thursday, June 16
• Wesley House Family Services begins an eight-week training course for prospective foster parents, 6 to 9 p.m. at the Key Largo Wesley House Office, 99451 Overseas Hwy, above the First Horizon Bank. Contact Megan Burgess at 305809-5000.
Friday, June 17
• Lower Keys Veterans and Public Strategic Planning Town Hall, 11 a.m. at Harvey Government Center, Key West
Saturday, June 18
• Florida Keys Healthy Start Coalition offers a virtual breastfeeding class from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Register at keyshealthystart.org/educational-classesregistration or call 305-2938424. • Monroe County Master Gardeners host free plant clinic, 9 a.m. to noon at Key West Botanical Garden Nursery, 5210 College Rd, Stock Island. • The Key West Harry S. Truman Foundation welcomes locals and visitors of all ages to Truman’s Tropical Fruit Festival, 9 a.m. to noon on the grounds of the Harry S. Truman Little White House, 111 Front St., Key West. • Juneteenth Celebration at the African Cemetery on Higgs Beach, 1-6 p.m., when a parade departs from the area.
Wednesday, June 22
• Key West Chamber of Commerce membership luncheon, noon at Marriott Beachside Hotel, featuring State Sen. Ana Maria Rodriguez
Saturday, June 25
• One-Night Stand of offthe-cuff plays, 7 and 9 p.m. at The Studios of Key West.
Sunday, June 26
• Queer Keys’ Coming Out Party and fundraiser for the Queer Keys Youth Program, featuring comedians and performers, 5 to 8 p.m. at Key West Theater, 512 Eaton St.
Thursday, June 30
• Deadline to apply for two grants from the Florida Keys Council of the Arts. Applications are accepted online, and can be found at keysarts.com under the grants tab.
Friday, July 1
• Key West Chamber of Commerce deadline to file an Intent to Run for its board of directors, 5 p.m.
Saturday, July 9
• Lower Keys Underwater Music Festival at Looe Key, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. For more information, visit lowerkeyschamber.com.
Saturday, July 23
• Monroe County Fire Rescue’s “Beat the Heat” event, 10 a.m. at Sugarloaf School
Saturday, July 30
• Monroe County Fire Rescue’s “Beat the Heat” event, 10 a.m. at Bernstein Park, Stock Island
LOOKING BACK ON THE BUBBAS
NOMINATE YOUR FAVES THROUGH JUNE 20
Voters have until Monday, June 20 to nominate their favorites in over 90 categories in the Bubbas: Key West People’s Choice Awards.
Once the nomination period ends, the top three nominees in each respective category will square off for rights to the coveted 2022 Bubba.
This year every dollar raised by our sponsors and ticket sales for the big awards night will be donated to the Bahama Village Music Program.
To celebrate nine years of Bubbas, along with more than $125,000 raised for local nonprofits and charities, we take a look back in pictures from our Bubbas galas, which capture the essence of our locally owned and produced contest here in Key West.
To every voter, supporter, reader, nominee and winner — we thank you for nine wonderful years.
So vote daily at keysweekly. com and stay tuned to vote for the finalists after June 20. — Britt Myers 5
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1. 2014 marked the very first Bubba Awards, presented in the un-renovated Key West Theater that Tap Johnson had recently purchased and generously donated to the cause. The Bubbas became the first official event held at the theater. And while Rams Head has carried the theater to unimaginable heights, they continue to extend that generosity today, as the theater remains home to the Bubbas for eight of the nine years. (The Studios of Key West hosted the event during renovations at the Key West Theater in 2015.)
2. While the Bubbas are commemorated by thousands of plaques hanging on the winners’ walls throughout Key West, some of the most memorable moments occur at the annual Bubbas Awards Gala, where anything can happen and anything goes. From U.S. senators, county sheriffs, business owners and drag queens to skits, roasts and dance routines, the stage is home to any and all of our “One Human Family.”
3. “To win a Bubba is a life-changing experience.” We’re not sure who said this, and we likely made it up. But in all seriousness, everyone wants the winner’s hardware and even for those who can’t carry home a trophy, they all want to get in on the action.
4. The Bubbas Gala packs Key West Theater with laughter and charity.
5. By 2019, the Bubbas Gala ticket became as elusive as a golden ticket to a chocolate factory. The buzz spills outside of the Key West Theater and onto the red carpet, where local notables and celebrities gather to bask in the humor and fun of the evening.
6. 2021 witnessed a trend of new Bubbas winners from all across Key West. Over 100,000 votes poured in from six continents. We can’t wait to see what 2022 has in store.
7. There’s never a dull moment when Sushi’s in the house.
FLORIDA KEYS TABLE
FOOD, DRINKS & PEOPLE
The Florida Keys boast some of the most iconic eateries and bars in the world.
Creative culinary minds elevate local seafood to new levels and celebrate contemporary fusion, Cuban, Caribbean, Asian, French and other international influences. Our chain of islands is one of the world’s top food and drink destinations.
But our magnetic appeal goes beyond
YELLOWFIN SAKU TUNA Lazy Lobster, Key Largo
Patrons can feast on delicious, fresh seafood and Keys style dishes at Lazy Lobster in Key Largo. Enjoy appetizers such as the yellowfin saku tuna encrusted with panko and wasabi. It’s sliced and served with seaweed salad, fresh ginger, wasabi and soy sauce on the side. DOUG FINGER/Keys Weekly the menu. The skilled professionals who define our local hospitality industry do much more than mix creative cocktails and serve delicious meals. These hard-working men and women are ambassadors, social directors, travel advisors and unlicensed — but often effective — therapists.
To celebrate our unique culinary culture, Keys Weekly brings you this bi-weekly feature to highlight the food, libations and
KEY LIME COLADA Island Fish Company, Marathon
Take the frozen goodness of a piña colada and mix it with the Keys’ most famous fruit, and you’ll have the Island Fish Company’s Key Lime Colada. One of the most popular drinks on the tiki hut eatery’s menu combines a homemade piña colada mix with KeKe’s key lime pie cream liqueur for an island take on the tropical classic. local personalities that define our “must-try” destinations across the Florida Keys.
Whether you’re a first-time visitor or a fifth-generation local, your options are endless. Indulge in something new or revisit a familiar favorite. And above all, support the local owners and loyal employees who are vital to our Keys communities.
LAURA KUKUCA Pepe’s Cafe & Steakhouse, Key West
Laura is a Key West boat and beach girl, but when she’s not on or in the water, she’s making customers happy at Pepe’s Cafe and Steakhouse, especially when serving their famous margaritas. As always, all juices at Pepe’s are fresh- and hand-squeezed.
For more, visit our Keys Table Magazines online at keysweekly.com/table. Our Florida Keys Table Magazines are published six times a year in the Upper Keys, Marathon and Key West. For more information email: Stephanie@keysweekly.com.
