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KEY WEST WEEKLY / NOVEMBER 29, 2018 HAYS BLINCKMANN

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t was a tough week for lettuce but that was only the tip of the iceberg (yes, a lettuce joke). A new environmental report released should have us slightly more worried about climate change than the vehicle for ranch dressing, but alas, it seemed panic at Publix trumped the bigger picture.

So we asked locals …

Which had a bigger impact: hearing Romaine lettuce could make us sick or our whole Earth’s environment is sick?

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“Oh, definitely, people reacted worse to the lettuce news, “ said chef Martha Hubbard. “It was a conspiracy to get kale back on top. I mean kale was all about marketing, then we got sick of it. So Romaine had to go to get kale back on top.”

“Romaine lettuce had the far bigger impact,” said Kathy Gilmour. “The only way most of the Keys would pay attention to any climate change report is if it started with a ‘Dion’s chicken has been recalled and in other news…’”

“Climate change might make it impossible to Romaine in the Keys in about twenty years,” said Don Barrett.

“Personally I am more concerned with the criminal element that recently Romained up and down Duval Street and viciously attacked several locals,” said photographer Larry Blackburn.

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The total cost of the gifts in “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” as determined by PNC, which has calculated the price tag for 35 years. Most expensive item? Seven swans a-swimming will set you back $13,125.

Ho ho ho! Radio personality and man-about-town Landon Bradbary brings variety show “Landon’s Dysfunctional Family Christmas Reunion” to town … and Nick Norman mitigates the damage.

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Keys celebrate with five lighted boat parades Friday, Dec. 7 STOCK ISLAND The Stock Island Lighted Boat Parade is a free event. Activities begin at 5 p.m., with the parade scheduled for 7 p.m., and an after-party at 9 p.m. at Hogfish Bar and Grill, with live music. Guests will delight in seeing the bright lights on everything from tri-masted schooners to dinghies to the shrimp boats that call Stock Island home. The boat parade is presented by Sunset Watersports with free viewing events at Stock Island Marina Village and Safe Harbor.

Saturday, Dec. 8 BOOT KEY HARBOR, MARATHON From dinghies to yachts, both power and sail boats welcome! Parade starts at 6 p.m. from the west end of Boot Key Harbor and slowly winds its way east into the harbor toward Sombrero Marina Dockside, back through the harbor and ending at Lazy Days South at Marathon Marina for a post-parade award party at about 8:30 p.m. Best viewing spots include Lazy Days South, Burdines, Marathon Marina and Sombrero Marina Dockside.

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viewing and libations are to be found at Sundowners, Jimmy Johnson’s Big Chill, Senor Frijoles, the Marriott Key Largo Bay Resort and Caribbean Club, from MM 103 to MM 104. Awards after-party at Sundowners, at 10 p.m. www.keylargoboatparade.com Sunday, Dec. 9 KEY COLONY BEACH Christmas lights on outriggers, Santa’s elves and brightly lit deck displays highlight the beautiful festivities during the Key Colony Beach Boat Parade. Set to begin at the 7th Street canal, the parade is open to all boats, and the route visits canals and cuts, and passes city hall three times.

Great viewing spots include Sadowski Causeway at MM 53.5 and the dock area behind city hall and the post office. The public is welcome. kcbca.org/ boatparade.htm Saturday, Dec. 15 KEY WEST Lighted and decorated vessels from rowboats to tall ships proceed around Key West’s Historic Seaport and harbor areas. Festivities will begin at 6 p.m. with the children of Gerald Adams Elementary Steel Your Heart Band. Parade is scheduled to begin at 8 p.m. Holiday revelers can watch and applaud from bars, restaurants and resorts in and around the Historic Seaport as vessels of all shapes and sizes dazzle the crowd. 305-2923302 | schoonerwharf.com/special.htm#current

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WEEKLY INTERVIEW

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‘A NECESSITY THAT HAS BECOME AN ART’

HUBBARD BRINGS FOOD, PASSION TOGETHER

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hef Martha Hubbard sees the big picture, and it’s wide open with possibilities. Her passion for food, travel, cultures, history, literature and art is “old school,” but her philosophies on life and food are so very modern. She’s a contemporary renaissance woman who is about to push Key West forward in exciting culinary directions. A graduate of Montpelier, Vermont’s New England Culinary Institute’s Advanced Program, Hubbard has been in love with food since living in Brussels as a child. “As soon as I walked into a kitchen, I was home,” said Hubbard, who has been on the line since the ‘80s. Fearless in her pursuits, Hubbard has traveled, cooked and eaten around the world from Rhode Island to Hawaii, the Caribbean to Asia, and most places in between.

“The beauty of culture starts with food; it’s a necessity that has become an art,” said Hubbard. Hubbard even created the Conch Revival picnic to preserve true Key West recipes, ensuring they don’t disappear.

Since arriving in Key West in 2001, Hubbard has been a part of legacies like 915 Restaurant and Louie’s Backyard, until finding a different kind of niche with Isle Cook Key West, where she began to teach and cook directly in front of diners and became hooked. “It’s a very cool concept to be right in front of people cooking. I can’t go back to the kitchen now. Teaching people took it to a whole new level. Food is so intimate and interesting to talk about.” Hubbard looks at humans’ relationship with food like a great work of art, layered and beautiful, and wants to pass that on to the next generation.

Now, Isle Cook is undergoing changes in the new year and Hubbard won’t just be teaching food connoisseurs but branching out to Key West youth. “I want to give kids hope for what is out there. Cooking and knowing about food, these skills can take you anywhere, all around the world. It’s like a circus but a great ride. It’s a skill and a venue for them to see the world.” Hubbard will be the executive chef with Isle Cook for the Fleming Street Faith Center, a church renovated into a nonprofit culinary school for all ages. The part-time photographer, full-time chef, is hitting her stride by not just making great food, but also infecting us with her passion for the art of cuisine.

Full Name? Martha M. Hubbard.

Do you have a life credo or motto? Life is shorter than we think. Don’t let fear stand in the way of happiness.

How would you describe your cooking style? Eclectic, cultural and comfort.

What’s your “food” philosophy? Simple, clean and concise.

How can Key West put itself more on the culinary map? How would you like to see our food industry evolve? When I moved here in 2001, James Beard House Foundation was keeping tabs on Key West; now we can hardly get cooks in a kitchen. This is a question that needs a conversation! We need competitive wages for chefs to want to be here.

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What did you think you would grow out of but haven’t? Procrastination.

Favorite food guilty pleasure? I have no guilt about food! I love it all.

What job would you secretly love to have?

It used to be a standing joke with my friend that I was quitting cooking and becoming a librarian. Then I found out what that took, so I stayed in the kitchen. I really can’t imagine doing anything else.

What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?

Travel to weird, hard-to-get-to places.

Lunch with one famous person, whom would you choose? Just one? Alice Waters.

Finish these sentences..

What advice can you give people who are terrible at cooking? I find that you have to navigate these kinds of people. Start with a list of things they don’t eat or like to eat. That takes a lot off the table! Start with the basics and keep it simple until your confidence is strong, and that is when you start creating.

My friends and family would describe me as … a little off kilter!

Do you watch cooking reality shows? Ever think about being on one? NO!!!!! And NO! The Food Network started with some cool ideas, letting people see inside the kitchen, but then it became a circus, and it gave people ideas that aren’t real. Not everyone should go to culinary school and open a restaurant.

When I go, I will go … hopefully cooking an insane menu!

Worst holiday meal to make? Favorite? I loathe Valentine’s Day menus. Love Christmas!

Which TV, movie or superhero character is your alter ego? Tank Girl.

What job would you be terrible at? Editing or engineering.

If invisible in Key West what would you do? That’s really hard to say.

My autobiography would be titled … Life on a Whim.

I can never refuse … dessert.

COMMUNITY NEWS

KEY WEST WEEKLY / NOVEMBER 29, 2018 BRAD BERTELLI

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Thursday, Nov. 29 • Nashville’s High South performs at Smokin’ Tuna at 9:00 p.m. Key West.

Saturday, Dec. 1 • Snook season closes in Monroe County.

• Botanist Ginny Stibolt, author of “Climate-Wise Landscaping,” speaks at 11 a.m. at the Historic Gato Building on Simonton Street. Key West.

• World Aids Day Memorial Service and Candelight Vigil at White Street Pier AIDS Memorial. Marchs at City Hall at 4:30 pm and Memorial starts at 5:00 pm. Key West.

• Shame: An Evening of Missy Abebe Art & Wellness at SALT Island Provisions. Enjoy Abebe’s haunting, provocative paintings and a supportive evening of mental health awareness.

5:00 to 7:00 p.m. Key West.

Sunday, Dec. 2 • Lighting of the Menorah at 5 p.m. at Bayview Park. Rabbi Shimon Dudai from Congregation B’Nai Zion and Rabbi Jacob Zucker from Chabad of the Florida Keys will say the blessings. Key West.

• “Messiah” concert at 7 p.m. at Key West United Methodist Church.

Monday, Dec. 3 • U.S. Army Corps of Engineers holds National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) public input meeting, 6 to 8 p.m., Harvey Government Center, Key West.

Wednesday, Dec. 5 • Key West Art & Historical Society’s Third Annual “Back In Time” Fundraising Bash. Cocktails begin at 5 p.m. at the Custom House, • Customer Service Seminar from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. at Doubletree Grand Key Resort, Key West. Contact Key West Chamber of Commerce for info.

• Free Nutrition Session with Whole Plant Lifestyle, advocate for whole plant nutrition, at The Key West Library. 5 to 6 p.m.

• Lighted Bike Ride at 7 p.m. from Bayview Park, Key West. Check-in at 6 p.m.

Thursday, Dec. 6 • Flight to the North Pole from 8:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Key West airport.

• Swearing in of Police Chief Sean T. Brandenburg at 10 a.m. at the Key West Police Department.

• POSH (Paws Often Steal Hearts) Fundraiser for Florida Keys SPCA. 6 to 9 p.m. at Audubon House & Tropical Gardens, Key West.

To see Keyswide events, sign up for The Weekly’s e-mail at keysweekly.com.

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A Touch of Grey and a Ton of Music

Jacob Housman, a dubious wrecker.

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KEY WEST HISTORY HOUSMAN V. KEY WEST

J

ohn Jacob Housman was a victim of the Florida Reef circa 1822.

After his ship’s repair, he operated as a wrecker. A salvage operation in 1825 cemented the tone of Housman’s relationship with Key West, when he chose to deal with St. Augustine. Upon his arrival, he discovered Key West resident Fielding A. Browne had levied a claim that he had “defied the civil and military authorities of this place to proceed to Charleston to dispose of his cargo.” Housman responded in a letter dated Oct. 29, 1825. He threatened to “take another occasion to lay before the public, a history of the impartial and disinterested conduct of the gentlemen of many avocations at Key West, in their disposal of property falling under their control, and it will then be fairly understood whether there was more wisdom, or folly in my giving preference to a decision at St. Augustine over one at Key West.”

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SEEN AROUND TOWN

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CASTLES MADE OF SAND SAND ART COMES TO THE CASA MARINA

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he 4th Annual International Sand Art Competition was hosted Nov. 21-25 by the Casa Marina, Waldorf Astoria Resort. Local sculptors and sculptors from around the world gathered on the beach to showcase their skill using a most abundant natural medium: sand.

Marianne van den Broek was the event organizer, is a sculptor herself, and owns professional sand sculpting business Just Sand and Water LLC. Visitors strolled the beach to enjoy the sun and surf and see what wonders can be made with about 17,500 pounds of sand (the approximate amount allotted to each artist).

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1. Event crew of sculptors, tech crew and volunteers. From left to right clockwise:Shawn Cowles, Deb Catulle, Jooheng Tan, Fergus Mulvaney, Abe Waterman, Morgan Rudluff, Dan Belcher, Sean Krikorian, Jakub Zimacek, Adam Russell, Richard Misch, Mark [rice, Petra van den Broek, Michelle Marie, Sue Price, Marianne van den Broek, Kelly Lever and Anna Schuhlein.

JOHNNY WHITE/Contributed 2. Dan Belcher sculpts his piece “Seeing vs. Saying.” SARAH THOMAS/ Keys Weekly

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3. Organizer Marianne van den Broek surveys the day’s undertakings. SARAH THOMAS/Keys Weekly

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4. “Seeing vs. Saying,” completed.

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WINNERS OF THIS YEAR’S COMPETITION: Sculptor’s Choice - Abe Waterman, Prince Edward Island, Canada for “Take Me Higher” Conch Republic Judge’s Choice - Dan Belcher, St Louis for “Seeing vs Saying” People’s Choice - Adam Russell and Kelly Lever, Key West FL for “Seafood Cemetery”

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5. Deb Barrett Cutille’s playful workin-progress. SARAH THOMAS/Keys Weekly 6. Adam Russell works on “Seafood Cemetary,” created along with his wife Kelly Lever. SARAH THOMAS/ Keys Weekly 7. Abe Waterman’s winning sculpture “Take Me Higher.” KAILA MAHER/Contributed

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hen the temperature dips below 70, you can always spot locals by their hoodies, high tops, jeans and jackets. Another telltale sign the Keys have cooled down? The uptick in demand for food delivery. Our island’s options are burgeoning: GrubHub is available, offering delivery from local favorites like Turtle Kraals, Half Shell Raw Bar, and both iterations of Sandy’s Café (including the new independent offshoot, Fernandy’s Café). Some restaurants win their way into our hearts not just with convenience, but kindness. Key West resident Shawna Allen reports such an experience: “I’ve been sick, and the delivery guy from Kim’s Kuban literally said a blessing over me!” Small town love at its finest … with a side of guacamole.

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THE CAFÉ | A MOSTLY VEGETARIAN PLACE | 305-296-5515 The Café’s service is friendly and fast, and you don’t have to feel guilty after the feast: The Café uses fresh veggieheavy ingredients for dishes both satisfying and nourishing. They have rotating specials, so be sure to ask your server when you call in an order: usually there is a nightly pasta, stir fry, soup, and pizza special. As they say at The Café: “Rock the Veg!” SEASONAL FAVORITES: The Udon Noodle Bowl, with soothing dashi broth and a sea of veggies and tofu;

the curried butternut squash, with brussels sprouts and rich coconut milk, and the always tasty stir fry options, available a number of ways.

Southernmost Soups & Salads’ delicious broccoli cheese soup. KEITH ST. PETER/ Contributed

SOUTHERNMOST SOUPS & SALADS 305-916-5320 Owners Andrew Berman and Keith St. Peter reimagined and reopened the Truman Ave. outpost, formerly the House of Wu, after listening to the desires of locals. They seemed to hit the nail on the head (of broccoli). Gone are years of the moans and groans that it’s too damn hard to find a decent salad or bowl of soup in this town. Southernmost Soups & Salads also is technologically savvy: they offer delivery through the online interface, Upserve.com, and they update their Facebook page with soups of the day. Soups up!

SEASONAL FAVORITES: The broccoli and cheese soup is a hearty, cheesy favorite not to be missed, and the luxurious tomato cream soup will help you forget all about the Campbell’s of your youth. The salads are fresh and generous—locals rave about the Steakn-Shrooms.

CHARLIE MAC’S | 786-204-1664 The popular BBQ joint by the Green Parrot is also one of the best spots for doorstep delivery of comfort food.

You can call Charlie Mac’s to deliver (or better yet pick it up and enjoy Happy Hour from 4 to 6 p.m. while you wait), or if you prefer, order online at GrubHub.com. Beyond BBQ, Charlie Mac’s boasts all of the American classics like nachos and wings, perfect for a day on the couch watching T.V. or reading Keys Weekly. Check game day schedules, because your wait might be longer if the bar is packed out with sports fans.

SEASONAL FAVORITES: On a cool evening, go for the smoked briskey chili with cheddar, sour cream and pickled jalapenos.While the brisket is billed high, we prefer the tender, slowsmoked pulled pork. And don’t miss the mac and cheese!

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By Susanne East-Brooke

LOWKEY LOCAL

THE MUSIC OF JAMES WHITEHEAD

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Whether covers or originals, James Whitehead sings with soul. CONTRIBUTED.

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f you’ve been to Dante’s, Blue Macaw or caught the opening act at the recent World Guitar Rock ‘n’ Roll Festival at The Key West Theater, then chances are you’ve heard the music of longtime Key West musician James Whitehead.

Whitehead hails from Grosse Point, Mich., where he played trumpet in the school band until he was kicked out for being too rowdy.

When he first moved to Key West in August 2001, Whitehead tended bar at Sloppy Joe’s, where he met many local musicians who encouraged him to perform, which he’s been doing around the island ever since.

Whitehead is heavily influenced

by Tom Petty, and his sound could be described as “contemporary country meets rock and roll.” Whitehead performs a variety of covers, including songs that are familiar, but that you might not hear very

often, by artists like Nirvana, Paul Simon and The Grateful Dead. He also has a roster of original tunes including “Skies Cried,” an ode to Tom Petty that he co-wrote with fellow local musician Pete Jarvis.

Whitehead and Jarvis wrote “Skies Cried” just after returning to the island post-Hurricane Irma and were inspired by a rainstorm while on stage at Sloppy Joe’s the night before Petty’s death. Whitehead can be heard playing solo or with his band The Naturals, with Whitehead on guitar, DReay on cajon and Daryl Brooke on steel guitar.

You can hear Whitehead on Mondays at Blue Macaw and Hard Rock Cafe, on Wednesdays and Fridays at Dante’s, on Thursdays at Viva Saloon, and on Saturdays at Spencers at The Reach Hotel. When not playing music Whitehead like to spend time with his daughter, Eisley, who is in fifth grade at Sigsbee Elementary.

his fall, soulful and innovative multi-instrumentalist and singer Zach Deputy has hit the ground running on an 18-city East Coast tour. Concertgoers can look forward to a unique live music experience. Deputy plays a different set every night as an expression of living in the moment, with the hopes of opening windows to people’s souls to remind them of how good it feels to be alive.

Deputy tailors his performances to meet his convictions.

Combining his family roots-island vibe with his low country southern soul, a pinch of tranced-out hippy hop, and a vast amount of talent, Deputy’s sound emerges in focus. He will perform at the Green Parrot in Key West on Wednesday, Dec. 5 from 5:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m.

Deputy landed a solo gig in his early 20s by walking into a bar just after that night’s featured artist had bailed. Deputy soon introduced the world to the sound he’d eventually dub “island-infused, drum ‘n’ bass, gospel-ninja-soul.” By 2008 he’d released his debut album “Out of the Water,” and — thanks to his ability in looping — made his name as an unforgettable one-man-band live act. The

new music kept flowing, and since then Deputy has released four critically acclaimed fulllength studio albums. As a special sneak peek into his new music, he will sprinkle songs from his upcoming album throughout his sets this fall.

“Music to me is about bringing people together from all walks of life and living in the moment with a joyful heart,” Deputy said. His one-man show creates a unique experience straight from the soul every night, raw and uncut with nothing prerecorded.

As a pioneer of looping and synth guitar work, he’s taken the technology to uncharted lands.

“Call me crazy,” he said, “but I’ve always believed live music should always be live, but I’ve also always loved a good tranced out dance party too.”

Select shows will feature Deputy’s vibrant band The Yankees, a bluesy jam band who will be supporting Deputy with keys, drums, bass, and a whole lot of soul. Alongside Deputy on tour, supporting acts will include powerhouse musicians Audacity Brass Band, Afterfunk & Sarah Blacker, the Trailheads, and Mike Pinto.

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ere in the Keys, the word “season” has a lot of different meanings. This time of year, we think of the holidays—and our spirits are definitely made bright due to our love of a good party. Others from harsher climates join the festivities in the Keys: after all, our big “season,” lasting until spring, has begun as well.

Unfortunately, it’s also the time of year for a less welcome visitor: influenza, better known as the “flu virus.” Just like our human visitors, the virus takes advantage of some of our environment’s unique features to “hang with the locals.”

Many infections mostly prevalent in the winter months up north tend to thrive year-round in a tropical climate. And our influx of tourists means we are exposed to a variety of germs from all over the world.

Key West pediatrician Dr. Jose Texidor notes, “We are already seeing what looks like the flu virus. It seems like everyone is getting sick.”

And as many of us experienced last year, illness from flu in these parts can strike well into spring — even summer in a bad year.

Anyone who has suffered from influenza can attest to the symptoms—the high fever, muscle aches, cough and vomiting. Yet while these may just make influenza seem like an inconvenience to many, the virus can cause complications. Young children are particularly vulnerable to major problems, some of which may be life-threatening. These include pneumonia, inflammation of the brain, and worsening of existing conditions such as asthma and heart disease.

Beau Oropeza, in mother Lauren Oropeza’s arms, shies from the flu shot administered by nurse Amanda Grimm. STANLEY SACK

So, what’s a person to do, especially if there are young children at home? It’s true that good hand washing and avoiding contact with flu sufferers go a long way toward preventing transmission of the virus. It’s also true that there are medicines that are safe for children and may lessen the severity of the disease when given early enough.

Although these measures may be helpful, the best chance of preventing influenza is to get the flu vaccine! “I am absolutely a proponent of the flu shot,” says Dr. Texidor. Over and over again, the vaccine has been shown to be safe and effective. I could quote all sorts of statistics, but a particularly telling one from the CDC is that, according to one study, immunization prevented pediatric intensive care unit admissions by 74 percent from 2010 to 2012. That’s a lot of very sick kids we didn’t have.

Probably the biggest objection that parents raise to the vaccine: everyone knows someone who “got the flu” after being immunized.

The fact is, a lot of viruses circulate during flu season (even our yearround “season” has a winter peak), and many cause similar symptoms.

The injectable influenza vaccine has no live virus and thus cannot cause “the flu.” And for parents who can’t bear to see their child get yet another needle, there is some good news: the nasal spray form of the vaccine is back this year. (That said, the injectable form is still preferred.)

We want our “season” to be a good one. We’ve got a lot to celebrate and — depending on who visits and what our line of work is — a lot to do. Get to everything on your list by crossing “get the flu shot” and “learn more about other ways to help prevent influenza” off it early!

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WAIT, WAIT… IT’S PAULA POUNDSTONE LEGENDARY COMEDIAN BACK AT THE KEY WEST THEATER

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omedian Paula Poundstone points out life’s absurdities — of which, she will be the first to say, there is an endless supply. Her observational humor has fueled a comedy career that has spanned decades and shows no sign of slowing down. Back at the Key West Theater for a second time on Friday, Dec. 7, Poundstone comes armed with her witticisms about people, kids, animals and yes, politics. After 38 years, she is a comedy veteran and has the wit and stories to prove it.

“I’m about audience participation, so I am never really sure what going to come out. I leave about one third up in the air,” said Poundstone, making sure no two shows are alike. Part of Poundstone’s charm is her ability to act and react from the vibe of the room. And nowadays, Poundstone admits, the comedy trend is either to be political or shy away from it. “I don’t want things to be fractious, but it seems fairly obvious what side of politics I am on. I have wrestled with trying not to tell people I’m a Democrat, but they know it. It would be pretty hard not to.” When it comes to using it in her act, she said, “My generation of comics did not invent politics in comedy. It’s always been there.

As a tool I feel it’s kind of overrated, kind of second-grade humor sometimes.”

Instead Poundstone relies on her observational humor for the true laughs. “I feel stronger about pointing out hotel shampoo and conditioner bottles being labeled in larger font than other things.” The comedian most recently is known for her gig as panelist on NPR’s number one show, “Wait, Wait … Don’t Tell Me!” (She had just left the NPR studio after recording voicemail messages for people, the prize for callers to the game who win.) She also has a weekly podcast for Maximum Fun, “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” Her second memoir, “The Totally Unscientific Study Of The Search For Human Happiness,” was published by Algonquin Books in 2017, debuting at number one on Amazon, and it was a finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor and the 2018 Audio Book of the year (read by Poundstone herself). It was a follow-up to her mega bestsellar, “There Is Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say” published by Crown in 2006.

Poundstone gives thanks to the great Robin Williams for the initial boost in her career back in the ‘80s. Her resume now includes multiple HBO specials, a spot on every late night show from 1979 to present, two best-selling books, and multiple awards including the American Comedy Award for Best Female Standup Comic. But accolades aside, Poundstone is just like anyone, an audience to her own life.

“I try not to watch MSNBC. It can cause bowel problems,” said Pounstone. “It’s proven, because all the ads are geared towards bowel problems.” Fair point. And as for the state of our culture, she admitted, “I love it when Republicans come to my show; we all need to hug one. As people, we have to realize we have far more in common than not and laughter is our coping mechanism.” And like any great comedian, Poundstone just wants to make people laugh.

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NOT YOUR MOTHER’S CHRISTMAS SHOW BIG STAGE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS LANDON’S DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS REUNION

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wonderful amount of controlled chaos.”

That’s how Landon Bradbary describes his Dec. 9 variety show from a small coffee shop table in Old Town. Aptly dubbed “Landon’s Dysfunctional Christmas Reunion,” the highly anticipated event is the second show in a series produced by Nick Norman of Big Stage Productions.

“We are basically meshing a Christmas Party and a variety show,” says Bradbary, with Norman at his side. “And then we stock it with the best musicians, some of the funniest comedians — and smash it all together and throw it out there in front of an audience.”

That is the essence of Landon Bradbary. There is no middle ground, no compromise and certainly no mercy. Throughout the interview, we consistently exist in a fragile state of either being kicked out of the coffee house or having the entire joint join in for Christmas caroling (luckily, the latter occurred later in the meeting).

“I’m actually not a fan of the holidays,” says Bradbary beneath his signature salt and pepper beard and aviator sunglasses. “By the time the first month of Christmas is done, I’m over it.”

It’s hard to decipher if Bradbary is being serious or whether he’s evoking the persona of his popular “Bad Santa” character — something he reprises each holiday season. But one thing is certain: the variety show will be a memorable treat for anyone lucky enough to score tickets within the quaint confines of First Flight Restaurant and Brewery.

“We’ll have a running order throughout the show,” says Bradbary. “It kicks off with awesomeness.

Then singers. Then comedians. All with audience participation. This is not a come and ‘sit on your hands’ kind of show. And if you don’t like something, don’t worry. It changes again every five minutes.”

“Awesomeness” is apt branding for the stable of local celebrities.

Bradbary will be joined on stage by Norman and other musicians, along with local comedic talents like Kathy Gilmore, Chad Newman and Pony Charvet — who Bradbary says is “the fastest and sharpest” he has ever seen on stage.

“Pony has been my sidekick many times,” says Bradbary with a sinister grin. “Having him as your ‘evil Ed McMahon’ is a blessing, especially when it’s us and the audience all

in this thing together. There is no rehearsal and everyone brings a selfcontained act.”

For those attending the show, Bradbary insists they wear their holiday worst to the event. Simultaneously, he points to his red T-shirt, with a picture of an RV and a caption reading, ‘Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.’ Bradbary reads it at full volume for six tables to hear—and I notice a nearby young woman snort coffee out of her nose with amusement.

At that moment, Norman bares the magical harmony between him and Bradbary. While Landon plays the role of Cousin Eddie, Nick steps in to center the interview.

“I do want to remind folks that we are creating this sense of congregation at these events,” says Norman. “Not only are we supporting local artists, these are the folks who create in this town — the people who deserve to be on a stage. And when you place them in an intimate setting with an engaged audience, there is something special that happens.”

Landon’s Dysfunctional Christmas Reunion takes place on Dec 9 from 8 to 10 p.m. at First Flight Restaurant and Brewery on Whitehead Street. For tickets, visit their Facebook page or Eventbrite.com

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HOLIDAY GETAWAYS TO ESCAPE THE KEYS

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he holidays are a time that folks come flocking to the Florida Keys: some family, some friends, some tourists unloading from tour buses and cruise ships.

And we love them! Until … we need to escape.

Take a look at the calendar months ahead with your loved ones (or maybe just by yourself) and think about a day or two that it would be nice to get the heck out of Dodge. Maybe the return drive will come with a renewed sense of holiday spirit and a happiness to be back home. Here are some options:

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FAIRCHILD TROPICAL BOTANICAL GARDENS “NIGHTGARDEN” From Nov. 23 through Jan. 6, Keys residents have a dazzling winter spectacle for the family at their fingertips. The NightGarden comprises acres of tropical plants illuminated, adorned, and even punctuated by holograms, to create a one-of-a-kind “winter wonderland” experience.

It’s the inaugural year for this evening enchantment, and Fairchild bills it as having “unbelievable live effects such as holographic butterflies and floating orchids,” and even a “Wise Talking Tree and Flying Fairies.” I can’t imagine a child whose eyes wouldn’t light up at that description. Only about an hour’s drive from Key Largo, it could make for an evening excursion or, if you’d rather, stay at the nearby Miami Marriott Dadeland or the Aloft Miami Dadeland. The NightGarden is open (you guessed it) nightly from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Sunday through Thursday, and 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. on Friday and Saturday, $28 for adults and $20 for kids under 10. Travel Time: 1 hour and 10 minutes from Key Largo.

There’s no better place to get a feel for the holiday season and some fun with animals than at Zoo Miami every Friday and Saturday from now to Dec. 29. The park transforms into a delightful display of shimmering lights and dazzling animal-shaped lights for children and families to see throughout the kingdom. While lights glisten through the park at night, watch the animals open their Christmas presents during the day. There are also carousel rides, photos with Santa, cookies and hot cocoa and more. Zoo lights every Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 p.m. Zoo Miami is located at 1 Zoo Blvd., just about an hour from the Upper Keys. There are plenty of places to stay for the night, including Holiday Inn Express & Suites, La Quinta Inn & Suites and Candlewood Suites.

Travel time: 2 hours from Marathon

THE DRY TORTUGAS NATIONAL PARK Take the Yankee Freedom III Catamaran from Key West or, if budget allows, the Seaplane, for a quicker trip. The Dry Tortugas offer some of the best snorkeling close to the Keys, beautiful pristine beaches, and lots of history.

Fort Jefferson has a fascinating story to tell, including the imprisonment of Dr. Samuel Mudd (yes, of “my name would be Mudd”), who was imprisoned for his involvement in the assassination of President Lincoln. Overnight camping is also available in the Dry Tortugas, for a romantic night under the stars or an adventuresome romp for the outdoorsy family. Exploring the undeveloped expanse of the islands is sure to take you away from the hustle and bustle of Keys crowds. Day trips are $180 for adults, $125 for children, or overnight camping is $200 for adults, $145 for children. Travel time: 2 hours 15 minutes from Key West by boat.

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FAMILY PAINTBALL CENTER Located on the edge of the ‘Glades, due west of Miami on 137th Avenue, is the Family Paintball Center. If you’re looking for something to do with your tweens and teens over the holiday break — this is it. Forty dollars per player covers the “marker” (or gun), mask, goggles, air tank and three hours of playtime. You may soon find yourself buying more paintballs at $20 per bag of 500 rounds. (Players must use the facility’s specially formulated paintballs.

No exceptions.) There are group discounts available, up to 15 percent for 30 players. The fields have plenty of barriers to make it fun, like 50-gallon drums, old cars and sandbags.

For more information, search Family Paintball Center on Facebook, or visit familypaintballcenter.com. Done paintballin’? Great, head east — maybe with a stop at Mall of the Americas for a spot of shopping — before spending a night in the Brickell neighborhood of Miami.

The riverfront Hyatt Regency runs about $137 a night, and the chic, boutique-style hotel W Miami runs about $299. Sunday morning calls for a visit to the Viscaya Museum and Gardens (it’s a nerd’s delight). Travel time: 2 hours 15 minutes from Marathon — Weekly Staff report

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tock Island, with her gravel roads and emergent waterfront scene, is like a kid sister to Key West: less showy and slower to develop, but with a rare personality worth knowing. Each island boasts a fascinating history.

“This is where U.S.1 came in,” said Bobby Mongelli of Stock Island’s Front Street. Mongelli and his wife Michelle own Hogfish Bar & Grill on Stock Island, along with Roostica and Geiger Key Marina & Smokehouse. There are still railroad ties outside of Hogfish, evidence of the pre-highway days of Flagler’s railroad. “This is Front Street,” he said, “and there’s a reason it’s Front — it was the Main Street when the train didn’t go all the way into Key West.” Stock Island is said to have been named as such for the livestock that was corralled and slaughtered here. The curious thing is the name pops up on maps 60 years before Flagler’s Railroad was finished, which would be the primary means of transporting livestock to the islands.

Local historian Tom Hambright debunks the notion that large stockyards existed on Stock Island. “We don’t know why it was named Stock Island,” he said, “Though I’ve seen a couple references to ‘Stocks’ Island,” inferring that may have been a landowner’s name. “You couldn’t keep livestock on the Keys because of the mosquitos. The mosquitos were so thick that animals would breathe them in and drown.”

It paints a macabre picture, complicated even more by Mongelli’s experience. “They had to slaughter cows here,” said Mongelli. “Every time I dig, I find jawbones of cows and large animal bones.”

“There were a couple of dairies in Key West, and they had to keep the animals indoors. Early on, when there were horses, you had to have stables to keep them indoors,” said Hambright.

Perhaps rather than open-air stockyards in the Texas fashion, livestock kept indoors are the source of the evidence Mongelli sees today.

Perhaps it’s a darker tale untold. There remains speculation on the role of animals in the early days of the Lower Keys, but there isn’t debate about the role of marine life: shrimpers were the original lifeblood of Stock Island.

Rewind 20 years from today. Before Hogfish was the eating and drinking destination it is today, the location was called Nobody Knows Pub. “What appealed to me about this place,” Mongelli said, “was that it reminded me of the Half Shell Raw Bar. I was working there in the ’80s, and this place reminded me of Key West 40 or 50 years ago,” he said. “The shrimpers were here, and it was a diamond in the rough.” It was a run-down place then, Mongelli allows, isolated from the beaten path. “When the shrimpers came in, they attracted a certain element, prostitution, drugs, etc. because when the fleet came in, they had a lot of money.”

“When you have 100 to 150 boats tied up, it changes the demographic,” he said. “This was a pretty tough place, and you didn’t want to sit in this bar when the sun went down.” Stock Island was a boomtown of sorts for the shrimping industry, but few commercial boats remain. A snapshot of “old Stock Island” reveals a thriv-

ing fishing and shrimping community, but little wealth and development that you now see on land. There was a drive-in movie theater where Cow Key Marina is, and scattered residential areas. While commercial development has begun to boom, shrimping has changed.

“Imported shrimp changed the shrimping industry,” Mongelli said. “There was shrimp from Thailand, farm-raised shrimp, and the regulations changed.” There were a number of obstacles: the price of gas went up, and “the price of shrimp was so low, that it wasn’t even worth putting gas in their boats.” Then the storms hit, and there were environmental disasters like the Deepwater Horizon oil spill.

“There’s still a lot of shrimp in there,” Mongelli said, gesturing to the ocean beyond the harbor. “There’s a demand for organic Key West pink shrimp, like Ricky Toomer’s shrimp. People are going for that now.” The Mongellis — and Stock Island — aren’t looking back, but forward.

“I’m optimistic,” he said. “The whole area has changed, and the gentrification of Key West has made people want to come to Stock Island.”

Discussing the new businesses in the area, like Lost Kitchen Supper Club and Soul House, he said, “I think it’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

Mongelli muses on connecting the harbor, like the Historic Key West Seaport, with an even more expansive pedestrian walkway, dotted with shops and eateries.

“The only thing missing is our own Sunset Celebration, like Mallory Square. Can you imagine that?” If he can dream it, Stock Island can do it.

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1. Toomer’s crew members pose atop a large swordfish caught while shrimping. RICK TOOMER 2. Ricky Toomer, a 4th generation shrimper, holds a photo depicting a giant Atlantic bluefin tuna hoisted aboard one of his boats.

3. Rows of masts and riggings tower over the docks in the 1960s, where more than 200 shrimp boats defined Stock Island’s booming shrimp industry.

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icky Toomer softly reminisces back to the 1960s when more than 200 shrimp boats packed the Safe Harbor Marina on Stock Island. Now, the fourth generation shrimper, who began work on his family’s boats at age 14, is one of only three local companies remaining in the trade.

Fuel costs and hard labor led to the shrimping decline in the Keys, yet Toomer remains — serving as a living memento to the nostalgia of yesterday’s Florida

Keys. Toomer’s rough exterior and gruff voice are offset by deep blue eyes that hold stories most only found in fiction — some tales he will share, while others are forever preserved in a moment.

Today, Mr. Toomer and his crew continue to net up to 50,000 pounds of Key West pinks on a single voyage, with most of the bounty purchased by several local vendors on Stock Island and Key West. I Love Stock Island thanks Mr. Toomer for defining our island’s character and spirit.

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t’s official: the Christmas season began on Nov. 26 in Bayview Park. Commissioner Billy Wardlow, with little Tray Wardlow-Pent, did the honors of lighting the magnificent tree while a large crowd cheered and waited while Santa, whose sleigh was in the shop, caught a ride with the Key West Fire Department. The Southernmost City won’t be outdone by Rockefeller Center.

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1. The tree lights up the southernmost sky as City Manager Jim Scholl with Commissioner Billy Wardlow and Tray Wardlow-Pent watch.

2. It’s a festive city hall this year with City Manager Jim Scholl left, with Commissioner Billy Wardlow, Tray Wardlow-Pent, Commissioner Greg Davila, Vice Mayor Sam Kaufman and daughter Lily.

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3. Port Director Doug Bradshaw and daughter Emma are on Santa’s nice list.

4. The Horace O’Bryant School Band takes a little break from Christmas music for a quick selfie.

5. And Santa Claus comes to town.

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DUVAL’S LOST ‘MAIN STREET’ CHARACTER COSMETIC SHOPS CONTINUE TO SCAM TOURISTS

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s the holidays approach, it is “business as usual” at Duval Street cosmetic shops. However, a community action group, headed by local activist and retired newspaper publisher Bruce Mitchell, continues to plan interventions to curb the practices of these unscrupulous stores.

“Picketing works! When we’re outside their stores, tourists don’t go in,” says Mitchell, founder of the Key West Rip Off Rapid Response team.

He and partner Tevis Wernicoff meet regularly to plan next steps for the action group. They are gathering the team, and recruiting anyone interested in picketing the offending stores in December. “We’ve got to get ahead of this shell game operation before the holiday shopping season is full tilt,” Mitchell says. As previously reported by The Weekly, the problem came to light back in spring 2015 when an elderly, mentally ill woman was charged a whopping $40,000 for face creams, and Mitchell swung into action. He is adamant there must not be any more stores with this lack of business ethic.

There are six similar stores already on Duval and Front streets.

Tevis Wernicoff warns: “We will picket relentlessly any new store demonstrating these unethical tactics. They appear to target the vulnerable, elderly, and the mentally handicapped.” Mitchell adds, “We are writing letters, contacting leasing agents to urge them not to rent to this type of merchant.”

Following lobbying by the Rapid Response team earlier this year, the Key West City Commission enacted revisions to existing regulations so they were more effective and succinct. The essence of the amendments is that customers must first be given the cost of available items and consent to any product being applied to their skin. It is now 10 months later, and it is business as usual, Mitchell reports. A quick tour of the stores shows customers aren’t getting price lists, but the cream is going on their faces. Sales representatives do seem to be staying on property — on the stores’ stoops.

THE ISLAND NEXT DOOR Fishing and shrimping are the historic lifeblood of Stock Island. ZOE NORBORN.

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S Bruce Mitchell, left, and Tevis Wernicoff, of the Rip Off Rapid Response Team, planning holiday picketing.

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“I actually voted against the changes,” said City Commissioner Sam Kaufman.“I didn’t think the changes were strong enough.

Enforcement is an issue also.” He added that the approach should be more robust, with twice a week plainclothes tours of the stores. “Annual inspections for compliance are likely not enough,” he added. In her inaugural address just last week, Mayor Teri Johnston also referenced her commitment to reinvigorate Duval Street with responsible and ethical local businesses.

“We’re not through yet,” Mitchell said. “We have to rid Duval and Front streets of these shell game cosmetic stores. We are aware of the ordinance infringements. People come to us with complaints.”

City Commissioners like Jimmy Weekley and Clayton Lopez feel the Rapid Response Team is doing a good job. “They can, and have done, more than we can do,” Lopez said.

Weekley has stated that it’s his goal to change the face of Duval Street.

He explained the focus is now on the cruise ship trade, and it no longer serves the needs of the Key West locals. Weekley adds that, sadly, “Duval doesn’t have its ‘Main Street’ character any more.” Perhaps restoring that character will be a shared goal of the New Year.

tock Island has long been on the map as sister city to Key West.

In recent years, it’s become a destination all its own for a unique flavor of food and fun. Billed as a time machine to “old Key West,” Stock Island isn’t really “old” anything, but a fresh version of itself. What folks mean, though, is that it’s a place to enjoy the beautiful views, the bounty of the ocean, and friendly Keys hospitality without the hustle and bustle.

What is the I Love Stock Island Festival? It’s a celebration of place, founded on an initiative. It is the brainchild of Stock Island business owners and residents to make the island a better place to live, work and visit.

In its third year, this initiative is established as a positive grass roots effort bringing the community together to make a difference. The island is on its way: Bernstein Park reopened this year after an $8 million renovation and is establishing itself as a community hub.

This festival commemorates Stock Island’s past and looks to its future. Set for Dec. 7 through 9, it unites a number of wonderful elements. The people who put this festival together are dedicated to preserving the cultural history of Stock Island. It’s a rich and rugged slice of paradise to celebrate with locals and visitors alike.

— Contributed

FEATURED EVENTS FRIDAY, DEC. 7 • Food Truck Finds (all day) • Taste of Stock Island 4 to 7 p.m.

• Lighted Boat Parade 7 p.m.

SATURDAY, DEC. 8 • Rooster Run 5k 9:30 a.m.

• Discover Bernstein Park 10:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m.

— Live music, food trucks, Stock Island Olympics, Cuban pig roast • Anchor & Vine Wine Tasting 4 to 6 p.m.

SUNDAY, DEC. 9 • Stock Island History Tour 10 a.m.

• Brunch and Pool Party at Matt’s Stock Island Kitchen at the Perry Hotel 10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.

• Shrimp Boil at Hogfish Bar & Grill 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

FOR MORE: SEE THE I LOVE STOCK ISLAND FESTIVAL GUIDE, OUT NOW!

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For orders of $35 or more, the Instacart delivery fee is $3.99. Customers can also sign up for an Instacart Express membership, which enables unlimited, free same-day delivery on orders of $35 or more. After a free trial period, Instacart Express membership is $9.99 a month or $99 a year. First time users can also enter the code HIFLORIDAKEYS (2/1/2019 expiration) at checkout to get $20 off an order of $35 or more, plus a free first time delivery.

DELIVERY TO YOUR DOOR Keys’ Publix grocery stores join online ordering trend SARA MATTHIS

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tep one: download the Instacart app for your smart phone.

Step two: order. Step three: put your sock-covered feet up on the coffee table and await delivery of your Publix groceries. No more steps.

“I’m very, very happy with it,” said Marathon resident Tedda Morris. “I hate going to the store this time of year. Plus, this way I don’t risk picking up any germs.”

For Morris, this will mean that ALL her groceries will be delivered.

She orders her non-perishables from Amazon, and now the perishables are delivered to her doorstep, too.

All Publix grocery stores and CVS drug stores in the Keys offer this service as of about two weeks ago.

“Publix delivery powered by Instacart is an extension of the premier customer service our customers have come to expect and love, from our store into their homes,” said Nicole Krauss, Publix spokeswoman for Southeast Florida. Krauss said delivery is a permanent part of Publix Super Markets’ customer service plan.

I use the app Shipt, and it’s not just Publix. You choose your delivery from Publix, Winn Dixie or GFS. It’s been great: you sign up, pick your food and select a delivery time.” She said that the “only downfall” is that some brands on the app are not available in our store. “But your shopper texts you while shopping and asks if you want a different brand.”

— Key West resident Gwen Campbell

Delivery is reportedly available in every area of the Keys, according to Publix. But an Instacart spokesperson provided service areas that reveal a gap between Marathon and Big Coppitt Key. Delivery drivers work for Instacart, not Publix. Instacart, like Uber, is part of the “gig” economy emerging in the U.S., in which employees set their own hours. The personal shoppers are paid per trip, and through tips. When placing an order on the app, users can select a window of time — say 6 to 7 p.m. — when the groceries will be delivered. Delivery drivers don’t wear specific uniforms, but do display a “shopper lanyard.”

It’s not free — there is a $3.99 service charge per order, a minimum order requirement of $35, and tip. Online reviewers caution there is a difference between the “service” fee and a tip — the amount applied to “service” goes to the company, not the shopper.

Instacart’s mobile app for Publix is organized just like the store. In other words, the fresh salsa can be found in the produce department alongside the bananas and bell peppers. It also has tabs for coupon deals and sales. The app also “remembers” frequently ordered items to speed the process.

The smartphone app will also tell users when the shopper is in the store, and again when thegroceries are expected to arrive at the delivery point. It even has a “live chat” function where the shopper can ask questions.

“I was worried about produce because I’m picky, but everything (the shopper picked out) looked good,” said Marathon’s Beth Kunitz. “You can even chat with them if you need to add something or substitute something that may be out of stock. I probably won’t use it all the time, but it’s nice to have the option.”

According to glassdoor.com, Instacart drivers earn on average about $10 an hour. It’s not known whether the Instacart shoppers are local, or whether, like Uber drivers, they come down for the day from the mainland.

According to one Publix employee in the Middle Keys, the service is picking up speed.

In the first few days, there were about two dozen orders placed.

Since then, the numbers have gone up every day.

It’s likely to be a win-win situation: the convenience of delivery for those who want it, and less crowded stores for shoppers making their own purchases.

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DECEMBER

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• Coupons for the Tourist Development Tax will be mailed out this month. Taxpayers not registered online can register at www.monroetaxcollector.com.

CERTIFIED PERSONAL FITNESS TRAINER 305.587.7882

• Mobile home owners. Your ORANGE decal will expire on December 31, 2018. Your new GREEN decal should be affixed to the lower left corner of the window closest to the street or road providing access to the residence.

Great jobs with great pay do exist in the Keys.

• The third installment payment for taxes is due. Taxes paid in December will receive a 3% discount.

We are growing and looking for talented people to join our team.

• Mrs. Henriquez and her staff wish everyone a very Happy Holiday. Our offices will be closed on December 25, 2018. The offices will be open on December 31, 2018 until 4:45pm.

Email your resume to britt@keysweekly.com.

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BAH HUMBUG, I’M DOING IT MY WAY FEELING NORMAL THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS

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am not a sentimental person, which consequently makes me a subpar “holiday-er.” All the traditions HAYS and expectaBLINCKMANN tions of a good time make me is an oil painter, nervous like a author of the novel “In The Salt,” meerkat bobbing up and lover of all things German including down, frantihusband, children cally twisting and Bundesliga. my head waitShe spends her ing for it all free time develto go wrong. I oping a font for gird my loins sarcasm, testing foreign wines and and wait for failing miserably the other at home cooking. little elf shoe to drop. And don’t let the twinkle lights on my house fool you; I do it solely for my kids and to bother my neighbor Frank, which is really worth it if you knew Frank.

The precedent for my malaise was set by my parents, who were not great “holiday-ers” either. Christmas was more like a modernization of “Apocalypse Now,” and I was a sweaty teenage girl whispering “the horror, the horror” in my yellow Sony headphones. From loud family brawls to gifts from the gas station, it was not the most wonderful time of the year. I once ate a pecan pie on Thanksgiving, all of it, alone.

I was 15. So when the season of sentimentality descends, according to television, movies, books, social media and every holiday advertisement ever created, I should feel like a miniature Snuggie has wrapped my heart. Meh. I just feel out of my element.

It’s not sugarplums dancing in my head but thoughts consumed by buying gifts, parties, gifts for parties, kids parties, gifts for kids parties, babysitters for going to parties, gifts for people not even at parties and making sure to wave to UPS deliveryman George

every night. Thanks George! It’s so exhausting thinking of all these details, it brings on my narcolepsy worse than wine laden with Ambien.

Here’s the thing: I don’t think it’s just me. Who can feel anything when bombarded with Christmas music in October, buying a tree in 85-degree weather or endless lists of things to do? I know that sounds bah-humbuggy, but I am betting many of you are nodding in agreement. It’s all too much Hallmark and too obligatory.

So how to tackle the “Tis the season” fervor? Embrace your bah-humbuggyness. I do. The Blinckmann family card is legendary for its humor because I couldn’t care less “how we look,” but more how we make you feel, which is normal. Last year was a picture of the four of us just sitting on a couch, stating the card has been canceled (“Due to: A Hurricane, underfunding, lack of creativity, bingeworthy tv, irony, religious ambiguity, sleep deprivation, medical anomalies, work related crimes, political indigestion, chronic sunshine and a general sense of oh, what the hell.). Maybe my college friends in Boston didn’t get it, but everyone here sure did.

In the end, it’s not about eating pie alone but it is about being real. Everyone should feel normal for buying the wrong gift (not saying my husband has, not ever), for cooking the turkey to the dryness of a dishtowel (not saying I have, not ever) and disappointing one or both of your children on a minute-by-minute basis for the duration (not saying, well yes, yes, we have). It’s just not unusual to feel unusual. Like Rudolph, maybe we all aren’t meant to play reindeer games, but that’s okay. The month of December is a recipe for emotional indigestion but the one thing I’ve learned is to embrace it with humor and pie, and just in case, make sure you have really, really good pie.

“Doc, sometimes I just feel too much like an open book.”

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ther than socks, autobiographies are the unprecedented champions of thoughtless gifts over the holiday season. Nothing says “I didn’t really have time to shop for you” more than 300 pages of first-person life lessons from Taylor Swift. So this year, our wish list includes:

TOP 10 AUTOBIOGRAPHIES THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN 2018

1. Donald Trump: “Science Schmience.”

2. Julian Assange: “How to Live Rent Free for the Rest of Your Life.”

3. Smokey The Bear: “I Give the F*^k Up.” 4. Harvey Weinstein: “Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places.”

5. Jeff Sessions: “Civil Rights Are for Suckers: The Diary of An Unemployed White Guy.” 6. Andrew Gillum: “Seriously?”

7. Robert Mueller: “Winter Is Coming.”

8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “So This is How General Custer Felt.”

9. Han Solo: “You Should Have Left Me Dead at the End of Episode VII.” 10. Elon Musk: “Oh Shit.”

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Buy the set of three books at once, as one tale bleeds into the next.

These books are bang-your-head-onthe-wall funny. You will find yourself reading aloud passages to people who cannot care, and yet still be unable to finish the sentences for snorting. (We have not seen the Johnny Depp movie based on these novels, and therefore have no comment.)

WATCH | OUTLANDER The time-traveling, mind-bending, bodice-ripping adventure is back for Season Four and fans are salivating for more. After a shipwreck, Jamie (Sam Heughan) and Claire Fraser (Caitriona Balfe) find themselves in the North Carolina of The New World, battling new foes including the institution of slavery. Meanwhile, daughter Brianna MacKenzie (Sophie Skelton) makes her way as an independent young Bostonian in the parallel universe of the free loving, free living 1960s. Fans rejoice that “Droughtlander” is finally over, and new episodes are available every week on Amazon and Starz.

SEE AND LISTEN SHARE YOUR GIFTS When Billie Eilish (“Ocean Eyes”) and her brother/musical partner, Finneas, were asked to compose a song to accompany the new animated Apple Holiday film “Share Your Gifts,” they found themselves in unfamiliar terrain. “It was very different because we had never written a song about empowering yourself,” Eilish told Beats 1. The clip tells the story of a girl who is bursting with ideas but is afraid to share them. Eilish’s song, “Come Out and Play,” took inspiration from the character. “It’s very Christmassy and cute,” she says.

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DEC 5 PISTOL POKER 6 pm to 7 pm Chance to win the pot!!

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Assistant Manager / Sto1e Manager Dion’s C- Stores is currently accepting applications for Store Managers and Assistant Managers at all locations. Qualified applicants will provide prompt, efficient, and courteous service to our customers. Applicants must be able to work nights and weekends. Retail sales and customer service experience is preferred.

Starting salary is commensurate with experience. EOE/Drug Free Workplace.

All interested candidates can stop by any Dion’s Quik Mart in the Florida Keys and Key West, or forward a resume to Nina Simpson at nsimpson@dionllc.com.

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EMPLOYMENT Groundskeeper/ Maintenance person, part time or full time. Sea Isle Condominium, Key Colony Beach. Apply by e-mail: H a r d i n gT h o m a s L @ a o l . com, or call our office at 305-743-0173.

Maintenance Tech/ Caretaker - Absentee owner looking for an experienced Maintenance Tech/Caretaker to oversee a condominium in the Key Largo Yacht Club. Call Lisa at 909-391-2129.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT Organic Cafe hiring kitchen staff. Experience preferred, but willing to train. Apply in person.

5800 O/S Hwy. #23 Marathon Bartender – Part-time at DAV. Apply in person after 3pm. 7280 Overseas Highway, Marathon. Call Johnny 305-481-3259 MASSAGE ROOM available at Keys Hairmasters. $430/month.

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5701 Overseas Highway, Suite 2, Marathon Fork Lift Driver & Yard Person. Excellent Pay. Start immediately.

Contact Steve (305) 743-7008.

Shelter Bay Marina, 77 Coco Plum Drive, Marathon Construction Laborer needed in Marathon area. Must have Driver’s License.

Great Pay! 3 0 5 - 3 0 4 - 7 9 9 5 The Island Gift Shops (Marooned In Marathon 1 & 2) are looking for happy responsible employees to complement our current staff. PART TIME HOURS in a fun environment (good fit for second job) and retirees are welcome! Apply in person at Marooned In Marathon, 11528 Overseas Highway.

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Must have a vehicle & driver’s license. If you’re ready to move up, get the top pay you deserve. 305304-7995 Be your own boss! Clean & seal brick pavers. Must have vehicle to tow 6’X10’ trailer. Paid training. 305304-7995 Teacher: Grace Jones in Marathon is looking for a caring, qualified, professional full-time teacher. Please call

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Iris (305) 743-6064 to set up an appointment.

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NOW HIRING: Form Carpenter and Heavy Equipment Operator needed in the Upper Keys. Contact 305-852-3002 or email: admin@ cbtconstruct.com

1BR/1BA House with detached Studio Apartment for rent in Key Largo (near Ramada Inn).

Fenced parking for boat/RV/ 2-3 cars. $1,450/month F/L/S House is for sale-month to month lease. 216-509-4400

City of Marathon - Job Openings: Building Inspector/ Plans Examiner, Parks & Rec. Maintenance Worker and Utilities Maintenance.

EOE FULL BENEFITS w w w. c i . m a r a t h o n . f l . u s Medical Assistant needed for part-time position every Friday from 8am-5pm in our Marathon office. Please call Lisa Voss @ Florida Spine Specialists at 305-294-9680.

Established Criminal Defense Law Office with offices in Marathon and Key West seeking part-time/ full-time secretary that is detail oriented. Position includes scheduling, answering phones, filing, and correspondence with clients. Reliable person with office experience required and knowledge of the legal system a plus.

Please contact 305-2899397 or email a resume to kris@halschuhmacher. com for consideration.

Landscaping company seeking full-time laborers in Marathon. Call 305-395-8294 Open Job Positions: Restaurant Manager, Wait Staff, Bartenders, Kitchen Staff, Apply in person or call for details: Key Colony Inn - Marathon (305) 743-0100 SWEET SAVANNAH’S is now hiring for Afternoon and Evening shifts. Please apply in person 8919 Overseas Hwy. Marathon Experienced Help Only needed for all positions.

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305-393-6056 Brand New Townhomes For Rent: 41st Street Ocean, Marathon. 3 BR/3 BA, Views of Ocean, Washer and Dryers Included. Pets upon approval. Ready for occupancy January 1st. $2,100.00/month F/L/S 239-476-2301 mike@ mg1fl.com APARTMENT FOR RENT in Marathon w/oceanview.

1BR/1BA Duplex $1,700/monthly + Utilities.

Centrally located in Islamorada, MM 80, 6 Month L e a s e , First/Security required.

Call 305-664-5023 9am-5pm, M o n - F r i COMMERCIAL SPACE

Office Space ON US-1 for Rent in Marathon.

6 rooms & 1 bathroom.

1700 SF . $2800/ month.

305-588-1021

MISC. FOR SALE Regulation sized Pool Table $1000.00 OBO Duck Key 3 0 5 - 4 8 1 - 1 3 1 6

VACATION RENTAL Vacation Rental 1BR/1BA in Marathon, Christmas-New Year, 2 weeks, Dec. 19 - Jan 2, $1,500 total, max. 2 ppl.

305-360-5835 manatee@ manateehavens.com

VACATION RENTAL WANTED Very low impact senior professional seeks 2BR or more house with open water view, heated pool, for JanMar (or substantial portion thereof) usually occupied singly, NO children, pets, smoking, parties, etc. Dock not necessary. References.

BROKERS PROTECTED. Contact: Remedydad@aol. com or 718-981-2500 ext. 230

YARD SALES YARD SALE: Sat. & Sun, Dec 1 & 2, 8am-2pm, Exercise equip, fishing equip, furniture, household items, books, clothes, some baby items. 17 Kyle Way East, Marathon, MM 47.5

LEGAL NOTICES IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 16TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No. 18-DR-822-P Division: Family PATRICIA LOUISE DE GRANGE, Petitioner, and WILLIAM EDWIN DE GRANGE, Respondent,

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE TO: WILLIAM EDWIN DE GRANGE Respondent’s last known address: FREDERICK, MD YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for dissolution of marriage has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on PATRICIA LOUISE DE GRANGE, whose address is 126 HARBOR DRIVE, KEY LARGO, FL 33037, on or before December 12th, 2018, and file the original with the clerk of this Court at 88820 OVERSEAS HIGHWAY, PLANTATION KEY, FL 33070, before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition.

Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the office of the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request.

You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Designation of Current Mailing and E-Mail Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.)

Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed or e-mailed to the address(es) on record at the clerk’s office.

WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings.

Dated: November 15, 2018 Kevin Madok, CPA Clerk of the Circuit Court Monroe County, Florida By: Gwen Douglass Deputy Clerk Publish: November 22, November 29, December 6 and December 13, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Wheatons Towing gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on

LEGAL NOTICES

LEGAL NOTICES

12/09/2018, 10:00 am at 101500 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, FL 33037, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes.

Wheatons Towing reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ all bids.

Published: November 29 and December 6, 2018

1FTEX15N8RKA99616 1994 FORD Published: November 29 and December 6, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Wheatons Towing gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 12/12/2018, 10:00 am at 101500 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, FL 33037, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes.

Wheatons Towing reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ all bids.

1GBHK34F7VF048830 1997 CHEVROLET Published: November 29 and December 6, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Wheatons Towing gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 12/15/2018, 10:00 am at 101500 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, FL 33037, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Wheatons Towing reserves the right to accept or reject any and/all bids.

5GTEN13L588127304 2008 HUMMER Published: November 29 and December 6, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Wheatons Towing gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 12/14/2018, 10:00 am at 101500 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, FL 33037, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes.

Wheatons Towing reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ all bids.

3VWDB7AJ9HM217001 2017 VOLKSWAGEN

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE U-HAUL COMPANY OF MIAMI Notice is here by given that on DECEMBER 10TH, 2018, Leonard Richford Jr. Storage Auctioneer, Executive Administrator for U-Haul Company of Miami, Will be offering for sale under the Judicial Lien Process, By Public Auction, the following storage units. The Terms of the sale will be cash only. U-Haul Company does reserve the right to refuse any bids. The sales will Begin at 8:00AM and continue day by day until all units are sold.

103530 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, Fl. 33037. Names And Last Known Addresses are as Follows: PHILIP BANGERT UNIT #1334 $520.26 PAUL LATSHAW UNIT #0006 $514.40 FRANCIS BAGGOTT UNIT#1566 $262.36 CRYSTAL WHITMER UNIT#1655 $884.50 DENNIS ELLIS UNIT#1714 $535.70 KATHLEEN GUARIGLIA UNIT#1639 $693.60 FRANCO MICCICHE UNIT#1344 $498.36

LEGAL NOTICES KATHLEEN GUARIGLIA UNIT#1619 $532.70 VICTOR CALDERON UNIT#1189 $273.04 GABRIEL ROBLES UNIT#1171 $369.56 Publish: November 15 and November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE U-HAUL COMPANY OF MIAMI Notice is here by given that on DECEMBER 10TH, 2018, Leonard Richford Jr. Storage Auctioneer, Executive Administrator for U-Haul Company of Miami, Will be offering for sale under the Judicial Lien Process, By Public Auction, the following storage units. The Terms of the sale will be cash only. U-Haul Company does reserve the right to refuse any bids. The sales will Begin at 8:00AM and continue day by day until all units are sold.

103530 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, Fl. 33037. Names And Last Known Addresses are as Follows: PAUL LATSHAW UNIT #0006 $514.40 Publish: November 15 and November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

YARA DE LA TORRE UNIT#1212 $326.68

DISTRICT III ADVISORY COMMITTEE (DAC III) (From the West End of the Seven Mile Bridge to the Long Key Bridge) of the MONROE COUNTY TOURIST DEVELOPMENT COUNCIL Has an opening for an “At Large” representative - Any resident who is not directly involved in a tourism business and who shall represent the general public and shall live or work within the tax collection district for which they are applying (The operative word within this description is directly.

This word means someone who is not in business, nor whose business or economic activity are dependent upon tourists.)

GREGORY WOODS UNIT#1177 $369.56

Any person wishing to participate on the District III Advisory

BRANDI WOLF UNIT#1769 $380.34 CRYSTAL WHITMER UNIT#1655 $723.60 ARIEL WILLIAMS UNIT#1516 $444.72 DANIEL ZUST UNIT#1223 $369.56 PHILIP BANGERT UNIT#1670 $374.78 JONATHAN SIMPSON UNIT#1617 $451.20

LEGAL NOTICES Committee of the Monroe County Tourist Development Council within the district so noted above, may request an application from the Administrative Office by calling (305) 296-1552.

All applications should be submitted to the address shown below: Department DAC Monroe County Tourist Development Council 1201 White Street, Suite 102 Key West, FL 33040 Fax #: (305) 296-0788 The deadline for receipt of application at the above address is Friday, December 28, 2018 at 5:00 p.m. A resume may be attached to the application.

Publish: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CONSIDER ADOPTION OF COUNTY ORDINANCE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN that on December 19, 2018 at 3:00 P.M., or as soon thereafter as may be heard, in the Commission Chambers, Murray E. Nelson Government Center, 102050 Overseas Highway, Monroe County, Florida, the Board of County Commissioners of Monroe County, Florida, intends to consider the adoption of the following County ordinance: AN ORDINANCE OF THE MONROE COUNTY BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS AMENDING SECTION 2-429 OF THE MONROE COUNTY CODE; CLARIFYING THAT VOTING CONFLICTS DO NOT APPLY TO EXOFFICIO MEMBERS OF ADVISORY BOARDS; PROVIDING FOR REPEAL OF ALL ORDINANCES INCONSISTENT HEREWITH; PROVIDING FOR INCORPORATION INTO THE MONROE COUNTY CODE OF ORDINANCES; AND PROVIDING FOR AN EFFECTIVE DATE. Pursuant to Section 286.0105, Florida Statutes, notice is given that if a person decides to appeal any decision made by the Board with respect to any matter considered at such hearings or meetings, he will need a record of the proceedings, and that, for such purpose,

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he may need to ensure that a verbatim record of the proceedings is made, which record includes the testimony and evidence upon which the appeal is to be based.

Pursuant to Section 286.0105, Florida Statutes, notice is given that if a person decides to appeal any decision made by the Board with respect to any matter considered at such hearings or meetings, he will need a record of the proceedings, and that, for such purpose, he may need to ensure that a verbatim record of the proceedings is made, which record includes the testimony and evidence upon which the appeal is to be based.

Chapter 5 Section 35 (2) rebuild the former dock destroyed by Irma to be shifted 30’ to the east.

ADA ASSISTANCE: If you are a person with a disability who needs special accommodations in order to participate in this proceeding, please contact the County Administrator's Office, by phoning (305) 292-4441, between the hours of 8:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m., no later than five (5) calendar days prior to the scheduled meeting; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call “711”. Live Closed Captioning is available via our web portal @ http://monroecountyfl. iqm2.com for meetings of the Monroe County Board of County Commissioners.

If any person decides to appeal any decision made by the City Commission with respect to any matter considered at the Variance Hearing, that person will need a record of the proceedings and for such purpose may need to ensure that a verbatim record of the proceedings is made, which record includes the testimony and evidence upon which the appeal is to be based.

ADA ASSISTANCE: If you are a person with a disability who needs special accommodations in order to participate in this proceeding, please contact the County Administrator's Office, by phoning (305) 292-4441, between the hours of 8:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m., no later than five (5) calendar days prior to the scheduled meeting; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call “711”. Live Closed Captioning is available via our web portal @ http://monroecountyfl. iqm2.com for meetings of the Monroe County Board of County Commissioners.

Dated at Key West, Florida, this 20h day of November, 2018.

KEVIN MADOK, Clerk of the Circuit Court and ex officio Clerk of the Board of County Commissioners of Monroe County, Florida Publish: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CONSIDER ADOPTION OF COUNTY RESOLUTION NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN that on December 19, 2018 at 3:00 P.M., or as soon thereafter as may be heard, in the Commission Chambers, Murray E. Nelson Government Center, 102050 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, Monroe County, Florida, the Board of County Commissioners of Monroe County, Florida, intends to consider the adoption of the following County resolution: A RESOLUTION BY THE MONROE COUNTY BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS AUTHORIZING THE NAMING OF TWO UNNAMED ROADS TO DAMAYA WAY AND TAVERNIER BEND LANE IN THE SUBDIVISION OF TAVERNIER BEND PLAT BOOK 2 PAGE 74 IN TAVERNIER AND DIRECTING STAF TO ERECT SIGNAGE TO REFLECT THE NAMING OF THE ROADS TO DAMAY WAY AND TAVERNIER BEND LANE.

Dated at Key West, Florida, this 20h day of November, 2018.

KEVIN MADOK, Clerk of the Circuit Court and ex officio Clerk of the Board of County Commissioners of Monroe County, Florida Publish: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING CITY OF KEY COLONY BEACH NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Commission of the City of Key Colony Beach, Florida, will hold a Public Hearing on Wednesday, December 13, 2018 at 9:45 A.M., Key Colony Beach City Hall conference room, to hear a Variance Request from Bradley Boersma owner of 48 Sadowski Causeway for the following: Applicant requests a variance to Code of Ordinances Chapter 5,-Section 50, and Section 51 (c) to construct a new seawall to be built 18” out from the existing seawall and to be built 24” above the neighbors existing seawall. Applicant also requests a variance Code of Ordinance

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Interested parties may appear at the Hearing and be heard with respect to the requested variance.

Persons who need accommodations in order to attend or participate in this meeting should contact the city clerk at (305) 289-1212, option 2, at least 48 hours prior to this meeting in order to request such assistance.

If you are unable to attend the Hearing on December 13, 2018 but wish to comment, please direct correspondence to: City Clerk, P.O. Box 510141, Key Colony Beach, FL 33051-0141, or cityclerk@ keycolonybeach.net and your comments will be entered into the record.

Publish: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF PUBLIC MEETING The Monroe County Tourist Development Council will hold their regularly scheduled meeting on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 10:00 AM at the Marriott Beachside Resort in Key West.

The Visit Florida Keys Corporation will also convene during this meeting.

All Tourist Development Council Meetings are open to the public and one or more County Commissioners may be in attendance.

ADA ASSISTANCE: If you are a person with a disability who needs special accommodations in order to participate in this proceeding, please contact the County Administrator's Office, by phoning (305) 292-4441, between the hours of 8:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m., no later than five (5) calendar days prior to the scheduled meeting; if

LEGAL NOTICES you are hearing or voice impaired, call "711".

Publish: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

NOTICE OF REQUEST FOR COMPETITIVE SOLICITATIONS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on January 8, at 3:00 P.M., the Monroe County Purchasing Office will receive and open sealed responses for the following: PROFESSIONAL SERVICES FOR ROADS VULNERABILITY ANALYSIS AND CAPITAL PLAN MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA Pursuant to F.S. § 50.0211(3)(a), all published competitive solicitation notices can be viewed at: www.floridapublicnotices. com, a searchable Statewide repository for all published legal notices. Requirements for submission and the selection criteria may be requested from DemandStar by Onvia at www.demandstar.com OR www.monroecountybids. com. The Public Record is available at the Monroe County Purchasing Office located in the Gato Building, 1100 Simonton Street, Room 2-213, Key West, Florida.

All responses must be sealed and must be submitted to the Monroe County Purchasing Office.

Publish: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

FICTITIOUS NAME NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of FYT, located at 5450 McDonald Avenue, Suite 9, Key West, Florida 33040, intends to register the said name with the Florida Department of State, Tallahassee, Florida.

By: JAM Spottswood, LLC Published: November 29, 2018 The Weekly Newspapers

THEME: DISNEY ACROSS 1. *Store princesses 6. Pop-ups 9. Violin’s Renaissance predecessor 13. Relating to axis 14. *Like Cinderella Castle at night 15. Lowest part of a ship 16. Easily irritated 17. North American country 18. Ticked off 19. *Mighty Ducks home base 21. *Disney vacation 23. Philosophical system 24. Epidermis plus dermis 25. School group 28. Consideration 30. Vandalize 35. Performing ____ 37. Air of allure, slang 39. Tiptoe around it?

40. Pro ____ 41. Revealed 43. Cleopatra’s necklace 44. Tibetan ass 46. Dog nemesis 47. Any number multiplied by ____ is zero 48. Brett Favre’s 297 consecutive starts, e.g.

50. Shipbuilding wood 52. Spot command 53. *Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 55. Farm sound 57. *Mickey’s predecessor 60. *Princess of Agrabah 64. Japanese-American 65. African migrator 67. Inverted circumflex above certain letters 68. Hipbone-related 69. Slippery sort 70. Related on mother’s side 71. More to some?

72. *Walt’s brother 73. Civil unrest, pl.

DOWN 1. Facts and figures 2. A yoked pair 3. Actress Kudrow 4. Policeman’s club in India 5. Trickiest 6. Reunion attendee 7. *NYSE acronym 8. Library storage 9. One of English Henries 10. Misfortunes 11. Curved molding 12. Was ahead 15. Black or brown haired guy 20. Idealized image 22. Free 24. ____ of limitations 25. *Disneyland and Disney World, e.g.

26. Characteristic 27. Perfume obtained from flowers 29. *Mickey Mouse organization 31. Fiddle with 32. Medicinal plants 33. Wispy clouds 34. *a.k.a. Permanent World’s Fair 36. Of sound mind 38. *Mom, to Gaston or LumiËre 42. *”The Fox and the Hound,” e.g.

45. Stinking rose?

49. Ornamental carp 51. Like “Hebrew National” hot dog 54. Fashion designer HervÈ 56. Yemeni’s neighbor 57. ____ E. Coyote 58. Terrorist org.

59. Grassy land tracts 60. 31 days 61. International Civil Aviation Org. 62. Profit 63. Augments 64. Zip or zilch 66. New prefix

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KWHS STUDENT OF THE WEEK

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Found the Perfect Home?

The Key West Weekly is proud to partner with Key West High School faculty and students in choosing “The Student of the Week.” Recipients are chosen on qualifications including academic standing, athletics, outstanding achievements, community involvement, individuality and moral fortitude. We thank our future leaders and KWHS for allowing us to share in a weekly dose of “Conch Pride” and congratulate all of the outstanding students of the week.

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What does a “good education” mean to you? A good education to me is not only having a lot of facts memorized, but knowing how to take what you’ve learned and apply it effectively in the real world.

What is something you know now that you didn’t know when you were a freshman?

You will regret the school events you didn’t participate in, and the clubs you didn’t join.

What are your plans after high school? Go to a university, then possibly some time in the military, before eventually attempting to run my own business.

What do you hope to be remembered for at KWHS? The things I created and the projects I worked on.

What is one favorite way to spend your spare time? Programming.

Will you make the Keys your permanent home? No, I don’t believe anyone should live in just one place for their entire lives.

There’s just too much to see in the world.

What three things would you like to accomplish before your 10-year reunion? Run my own business; find a great place to live; create something people will have heard about.

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What is something most people don’t know about you? I live inside Ft. Zachary Taylor State Park.

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NOW HIRING Full or Part Time Guest Services Answer phones, take reservations, greet customers with a smile.

Cashier responsibilities, must be able to multi task.

Part Time Café Help Duties include taking orders from customers, handling cash, cooking and serving.

Must be 18 yrs. or older.

Full or Part Time Dive Instructor Responsible for safely guiding guests through in-water encounters.

Part Time Morning Landscaping/Maintenance Blowing of property, raking leaves, spraying, occasional trimming of hedges and other maintenance.

Please apply in person at

Aquarium Encounters 11710 Overseas Hwy, Marathon

FULL TIME POSITION • Police Officer

The City of Key Colony Beach is accepting applications for a FULL TIME Police Officer. Current Florida Police Officer certification is required. Salary range $47,500 - $52,500 dependent on qualifications. Key Colony Beach offers a full benefit package.

Applicants will undergo a thorough background investigation including drug screening, medical, polygraph, and psychological exams.

Mail resume to: Chief of Police, P. O. Box 510141, Key Colony Beach, FL 33051 Or call 305.289.1212, option 2.

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Immediate opening for a HVAC Service Technician Upper & Middle Keys.

Great Pay • Paid Holidays • Sick Pay • Medical Insurance • Paid Vacation

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Truck Helpers CDL Drivers Diesel Mechanics Applicants must apply in person to be considered.

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GREAT BENEFITS:

Monroe County BOCC is looking for applicants with strong attention to detail, proficient computer knowledge, and ability to multi-task.

Primary function is to prepare and monitor billings for the County’s self-funded Group Health Insurance Program and Worker’s Compensation.

Medical, Dental, and Vision Insurance 4 Weeks Paid Time Off 401(k) with Company Match & much more

Qualifications Bachelor’s Degree Preferred, 2 to 3 yrs. Experience.

To apply please contact Ken Clarke at Clarke-Ken@monroecounty-fl.gov.

APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE AT WWW.MONROECOUNTY-FL.GOV. 305-292-4557.

Veterans Preference Available; E.O.E

The 16th Judicial Circuit is accepting application for a Female Laboratory Technician to work 32 hours a week, Tuesday – Friday, 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

The primary function of this position will be to observe and collect random and scheduled urine samples from clients.

The salary for this position is $16.00 per hour, with Monroe County benefits. Interested applicants should submit a State of Florida Application to Personnel@Keyscourts.net or Personnel, 302 Fleming Street, Key West, Florida 33040.

State of Florida applications and complete job description can be found at www.Keyscourts.net.

The successful applicant will be required to pass a complete background check. Applications are being accepted until the position is filled. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, sex, age, disability or sexual orientation. EOE. If you need an accommodation to participate in the application/selection process, please notify us in at advance at 305-292-3423; to make call through the Florida Relay Center, you can dial 7-1-1.

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