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The Florida Keys is a sanctuary for every holiday character including Bad Santa. Landon Bradbary, entertainer a.k.a. Bad Santa, and Theo Derleth, sidekick Elf, made a stop in the Keys and wished us all a very, very Merry Christmas. Nick Doll/ www.nickdollphotography.com.

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

He’s back ... to take care of your shoulders, hips, knees and ankles.

Is joint pain keeping you from doing the things you love? Then here’s good news.

Board-certified orthopedic surgeon Robert Loeffler, M.D., has returned to the Key West community after serving in a humanitarian mission. He provides a wide range of orthopedic care, including general orthopedics, sports medicine and total joint replacements, plus arthroscopic surgeries on all joints. Dr. Loeffler has performed orthopedic surgeries since 2002 on local patients as well as those traveling from other parts of the country for surgical procedures here.

Robert Loeffler, M.D. Request an appointment online at KeysMedicalGroup.com or call 305-295-3477 to schedule your appointment.

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Raw Bar | Happy Hour 4:20-6:30 Full Bar

“Heck, yes. I went to high school with some of those Key Deer,” said the deer with the overly bright nose. “Best years of my life.

Due to their short stature they were very accepting of my red, bulbous nose.”

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Would you like to spend Christmas in the Florida Keys?

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Grilled Oysters | 16 Taps – 150 Bottled & Canned Beers

The Keys is an odd place to spend Christmas, according to most citizens of the United States. There’s no snow, no yuletide log and no scarves. But judging by the vacation rentals crammed to capacity, and the long lines at the grocery store and traffic lights, there is a certain segment of the population that LOVES Christmas in the Keys. We branched out to a larger cross-section of the holiday population to ask …

IED R F & D E K A SMOKED, B ite Joint My Favor

“My recreational vehicle would look mighty fine parked in one of those ocean-front RV lots,” exclaims Eddie.

“Besides, I heard now that Castro is dead there might be some management positions in Cuba, so I’m gonna get over there for a look-see.”

After years of Who-Pudding, Who-Hash and Roast Beast, the Grinch says, “I could certainly go for some key lime pie, conch fritters and a stonecrab claw feast!”

$10 Blue Plate Special Lunch | Cocktails

After years of prospecting, Yukon Cornelius finally hit pay dirt in the artic. “The deed is in dispute,” YC said, “But I have no doubt that Trump and Putin will rule in my favor. Hello Hot Tin Roof Bloody Mary Bar!”

Voted Best Lunch and Best Seafood in the People’s Choice Awards of the Lower Keys and Key West

Fresh Local Seafood | Daily Specials

Everyone talks about the good ole days in the Keys with varying degrees of accuracy.

The ghost of Christmas Past sums it up neatly: “There were a lot of mosquitoes in the Keys! Thank goodness for the Mosquito Control District!”

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

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Friday, Dec. 23 • Holiday family dance party from 6 to 8 p.m. at Big Pine Community Park.

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Saturday, Dec. 24 • Francis Masat Memorial “Feed The Birds” 5K at 8 a.m. from Key West Wildlife Center.

Dec. 27-28 • Annual Key West Home and Garden Tours from 4 to 7 p.m. both evenings, transportation not included. $30. Visit www.oirf.org.

Saturday, Dec. 31 • Dachshund Walk at noon from the Fleming Street to Duval Street, Key West.

New Year’s Eve Fireworks at Blackwater Sound, Key Largo; Cheeca Lodge, Islamorada; Conch Shell Drop at Sloppy Joe’s, Key West; Pirate Wench Drop at Schooner Wharf, Key West; Key Lime Wedge Drop at Ocean Key Resort, Key West; and High Heel Shoe Drop at Bourbon Street Pub, Key West.

Thursday, Jan. 5 • Key West Orchid Society meeting featuring Jay Pfahl at 1:30 p.m. at Fort West Martello, Key West.

Monday, Jan. 9 • Autism outreach workshop starting at 9 a.m. at Gerald Adams Elementary School, Key West and Sugarloaf Elementary School starting at 1 p.m.

Call 305-284-6556 for more info.

Tuesday, Jan. 17 • Monroe County Coalition at 3 p.m. at the 12th Street Professional Building, third floor, Key West.

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Saturday, Jan. 28 • Florida Keys Health Fairs from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. in Marathon, Big Pine Key, and Key West.

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Saturday, Jan. 28 • Historic Key West Cemetery Strolls from 9:30 a.m. to noon. Email hfkf@bellsouth.net for more info.

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

Spoiler alert: Keep the believers (young children) from reading this.

He’s Naughty!

20 questions with Santa

Fess up: Who are you ACTUALLY giving the ponies to? Well, obviously, you haven’t made the list yet.

Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Papai Noel, Viejo Pascuero (and our favorite and reminicent of that SNL skit) Swiety Mikolaj — it doesn’t matter what you call him. He travels on Christmas Eve, making his way around the world delivering presents.

By Sara Matthis and Hays Blinkmann

How do you do ALL that work in one night? One word: Addy.

What do you really think of Rudolph? Honestly, all that whining about reindeer games! Rudolph’s a bit paranoid but he does do good PR for the rest of us.

How easy is it, really, to put together a standard bike? The elves and I have a joke about that … but I don’t think parents want to hear it.

Are all presents fair trade sourced and do you provide affordable housing for Elves? Do you know how many elves can fit into one house? It’s impressive.

Is it true you have dolphins and a water sleigh for Keys deliveries? I can’t discuss that. Let’s just say we’re in litigation with the Key Deer and manatees.

No chimney, now what? Usually, Keys residents always forget to lock their whole house, so we manage. And there is always a spare hidden in the manatee mailbox.

Is Jason Koler, publishing partner of the Weekly Newspapers, on the naughty or nice list? Let’s just say he is protected under the 1st Amendment.

If the elves can make storm trooper helmets, why can’t they make batteries too? Fair enough.

What music do you really listen to in the sled? AC/ DC, I’m not allowed to listen to it at The North Pole, so it’s my only chance.

Favorite Christmas movie? That Billy Bob. Can’t help it, “Bad Santa” gets me every year.

Does Britt Myers, publishing partner of the Weekly Newspapers, get coal again this year? Myers has some extra “Santa” hours to finish from certain unmentionable events from last year, so he has to deal with the children who won’t go to bed.

When you are in our homes, what do you REALLY do? Well, I know what you keep in the back of your sock drawer. Tsk, tsk.

How tall are you and how much do you weigh? Ummm, I have a girlfriend.

My preferred treat is … rum and Coke and sweet, sleepy babies.

Why does my son’s bike match the one at Kmart? Just kidding, you cool with us putting your name on the crappy presents and signing our own (parent) names on the good stuff? You know, that’s not cool. Kanye is going to do a PSA about that this year.

Are you going to hold these questions against us? Depends on what kind of cookies you guys leave out this year.

Finish these sentences …

Glitter and tinsel are … a bitch to get out of my beard.

The best country to visit is … Brazil, they have a very interesting take on Christmas pajamas.

When it’s all over, I will vacation in … The Florida Keys, of course!

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

Dear Santa,

I feel best served starting off with the acknowledgment that yes, my behavior could have been better this year. But it was a rough year for everyone. People were crying for the fate of America’s future on long rambling internet posts, the Super Bowl was all effed up, and the price of champagne went through the roof. Prince died for God’s sake ... what did you expect from me??? (That was an epic bender!).

In light of the aforementioned, I have considerably scaled down my request from last year. I am a self-regulatory kind of girl…

1. I desperately need (not want…

NEED) an autographed picture of Fat “Tony the Tiger” Yaniz riding the infamous Glenn Archer Tiger, naked down White Street during that heap of junk’s victory lap home. I need it autographed. I can get it framed myself.

2. A 2017 “Bad Boys Of Lower Keys Medical Center” full color calendar. If I may suggest: Harry B. as Mr. September, maybe Judge Payne as Mr. May? Just thinking out loud here, but Dr. Borros as Mr. February, with a heart ... get it?

3. An invisible helicopter, just like Wonder Woman has, to give to the Sheriff so he can use it for Trauma Star and not have to worry about … well, anything. Because it’s invisible.

4. Mark Rossi back in politics. Now. 5. A kick ass year for my kick-ass husband, the president of the Key West Chamber of Commerce, and ALL the kick ass members of his Chamber Team that are setting out this year to MAKE THE CHAMBER GREAT AGAIN. Please, although Virginia deserves nothing BUT coal, give her a bottle of Dewar’s or something …

Bonus: A gift certificate to the Amy Heavlin Shredding Service. I have some things that need ”taken care of.”

Promise, Santa, I am dedicated to better behavior this year. Starting after the New Year’s Party.

Xoxo Michelle Maxwell, Key West

BRIEFLY PAL camp occupies kids over holiday break The Key West Police Athletics League (PAL) is offering a fun and reliable place to bring kids during the holiday break. The PAL holiday camp runs from Dec. 26-30 and Jan. 2-6 from 8 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. The cost is $120 per child, per week. The kids will participate in games, crafts, fun activities and field trips. For more information, contact Officer Thomas Clark at tclark@ cityofkeywest-fl.gov or call 305-8091000. The camp fills quickly.

Student runners: mark your calendars Marathon Runners Club’s 36th annual 7 Mile Bridge Run is scheduled for April 1, 2017 at 7:20 a.m. Students interested in running at the reduced fee of $25 may get a registration form at any Monroe County school. The student-only registration must be completed and sent in with the fee no later than Jan. 20. For more information about online registration, for students and other runners, visit 7MBRun.com.

Sheriff: ‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’

This holiday season the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office will be out looking for drunk drivers as part of a special year-end “Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over” enforcement effort. Don’t take the risk of spending time in jail during the holidays. Follow these tips to stay safe on the road: • If you will be drinking, plan on not driving.

• Plan your safe ride home before you start the party. Designate a sober driver ahead of time. If you become intoxicated, do not drive — call a taxi, phone a sober friend or family member or use public transportation.

• If someone you know has been drinking, do not let that person get behind the wheel. Take their keys, take them home, or help them arrange a safe way home.

• If you see an impaired driver on the road, contact local law enforcement.

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

P cards from the Keys Weekly

I really LOVE the Christmas present you gave me … choose all those that apply

… Thank you (not sent from my iPhone). … but I am questioning your sanity/legal status. … move over Gates and Buffett, there’s a new philanthropist in town. … you rule. … and please check out my YouTube channel for the happy dance posted there. … and I’m so grateful for you (and beer). … frankly, I love it like Dean loved Frank, while Sammy looked on enviously. … am consulting a thankyoulasauraus to come up with the right words of gratitude.

Again, thank you from

sign your name here

and the Weekly

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

New Year’s on the Pier Free concert

oceankey.com 305.296.7701 Zero Duval Street, Key West, FL 33040

with Key West’s best local bands

Great Drink Specials & Dancing All Night!

The E’Claire’s The Happy Dog The Robert Albury Band

Key Lime Drop into Giant Margarita at Midnight

5 to 7pm 7:30 to 9:30 10 to Midnight

dare i say it

key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

Re-gifting Do’s and Don’ts Don’t re-gift recklessly!

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Hays Blinckmann is an oil painter, author of the novel “In The Salt,” lover of all things German including husband, children and Bundesliga.

She spends her free time developing a font for sarcasm, testing foreign wines and failing miserably at home cooking.

here is a definite nuance to re-gifting.

The mere act of passing along an unwanted gift isn’t as easy as it sounds.

Repackaging gift soap, candles, wine, or chocolates can be rife with potential mistakes and Emily Post no-nos. During the holiday season, friends, neighbors and family come to your home bringing the dutiful token — “since you invited me over, here is something in festive paper.” Beware, sometimes the gift itself may already be a re-gift, making the situation super tricky. That means, the gift has already begun its “half life” (yes, like uranium) and well, it can be radioactive to your social status. Here’s what you need to consider before re-gifting …

1. Is it suitable to re-gift? Ask yourself, is it alive, moving, chirping? Monogrammed in hot pink?

Inscribed with a special “Thanks for picking me up at MCSO!” or simply as used as a dirty towel?

That would be an automatic hot mess. No and sorry, that one’s a family keeper.

2. Does this re-gift have any conflict of interest?

In other words, DO NOT hand the gift from your mother to your mother-in-law (bad, bad idea).

Or from co-worker to co-worker or neighbor to neighbor — those eagle-eye givers will rat you out in a heartbeat with one passive aggressive, “Why I gave you one just like this, Marge.” That’s a re-gifting FAIL. 3. Does the poor recipient even want the gift/regift? I mean, really, will the recovering alcoholic neighbors appreciate the $8 chardonnay? But, hey, you know who will? Your youngest co-worker-of legal age scrimping on a budget, so pass on that cheap buzz to someone who needs it!

Just like a regular gift, take a moment and realize who really is deserving of this re-gift.

4. Lastly, and this is very important, remember to change the damn paper. Don’t try to refasten the Scotch tape, that never works and is the number one re-gift faux pas. Pay extra special attention while rewrapping the re-gift and splurge for new ribbons and bows in order to try and fool ol’ judgy eyes himself, karma.

“Haphazard re-gifting is insensitive and obvious.”

— Anna Post, of The Emily Post Institute

Less waiting where it matters most – our emergency room.

In a medical emergency, every minute matters. So, at Lower Keys Medical Center, you’ll find faster care in the emergency room. We work diligently to have you initially seen by a medical professional* in 30 minutes – or less. And, with a team of dedicated medical specialists, we can provide a lot more care, if you need it.

The 30-Minutes-Or-Less E.R. Service Pledge – only at Lower Keys Medical Center.

LKMC.com *Medical professionals may include physicians, physician assistants and nurse practitioners.

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SEEN AROUND TOWN

key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

The Keys are a generous lot. From bikes to books to rice, the community always finds a way to give.

100 bikes Every year the Sheriff’s Office collects toys for the Holiday Helper’s Toy Drive, which is coordinated through the Wesley House. As part of that yearly collection of toys, Captain Jon Crane organizes a special collection of bicycles. This year, he and many others who helped out with the bike drive, collected over 100 new bicycles in all sizes and colors. The bikes will go to families in need of help this holiday season. Here is Sheriff Rick Ramsay, Captain Jon Crane and the many people who helped to get all the bikes donated as they get ready to load the bikes up and deliver them to the Wesley House.

Relief for Haiti The community came together to send a shipment of much needed supplies to the hurricane-torn nation of Haiti this week. With the help of the local nonprofits Bati Haiti and Global United Fellowship, Glad Tidings Tabernacle Assembly of God, Key West Chemical, Habitat for Humanity and Toppino’s, the supplies were loaded into a container bound for the island nation just in time for the New Year. The group collected 7,000 pounds of rice and 4,000 pounds of beans, plus thousands of tarps and many bundles of clothing in just three weeks.

Pictured are Howie Stice and Harold Cantres of Key West Chemical who are helping with the loading.

Santa Surprise at Big Pine library Santa asks the Big Pine Academy Pre-K class who has been a good boy and good girl this year – they all raised their hands. The class took a field trip to the library to read books, play games, and do crafts. Santa made a surprise visit, arriving on a firetruck. KRISTEN LIVENGOOD/Keys Weekly

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LEISURE

key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

12 Ways to Get Rid of Houseguests 12.

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Tell them we don’t have WiFi in the Keys, (Ask “What’s Google?" to seal the deal).

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“Catch” a highly contagious, communicable disease.

“Run out” of booze (and hide your stash under the bed).

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Tell them Jimmy Buffett is having a free concert — in Miami.

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Send them to buy toilet paper; lock the doors.

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Convince them sunscreen is for suckers.

Show them your internet dump of “Disney Princesses Re-imagined.”

CASUALLY talk about Zika, Screwworm and Norwalk Virus like it’s no big deal.

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What’s for dinner: Spam & Bud Light.

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Stop washing the bath towels.

Unearth your children’s drum set.

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Put on Keys TV and watch council meetings.

LEISURE

key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

YARD GAMES

Beyond corn hole …

By Sara Matthis & Gabriel Sanchez

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ost of us have at least a couple of days off during the holidays.

It’s a time for friends and families to get together — relax, eat and play. With the unreasonably warm weather the Keys are experiencing right now, there’s no reason why we shouldn’t bring the party outside and offer guests (young and old) something a little different than the usual.

Beer Frisbee In my family, those 21-years and older play this game holding a bottle or cup of beer, but in actuality it’s just a one-handed game. Start with two five-foot high PVC pipes jammed into the lawn about 30 paces apart. Then balance a bottle of beer on top of the stake. Form two teams of two, whose job it is to defend their goal.

The object of the game is to throw the Frisbee at the other player’s beer bottle and knock it off. The rules state that players may only use one hand to throw and catch the Frisbee; the other hand must have a beverage. If the Frisbee hits the stake too low (less than 2 feet off the ground), there is no score. Also, players may not catch the Frisbee in front of the stake.

Scoring: • Knocking the other team’s beer bottle down, and they also fail to catch the Frisbee equals 3 points.

• Knocking the other team’s beer bottle down, but they catch the Frisbee earns 2 points.

• Missing the other team’s beer bottle, but they drop the Frisbee equals 1 point.

• The first team to 21 points wins, and teams may switch goals half way through the game to take advantage of the position of the sun or direction of the wind.

Ladder Golf Ladder Golf requires two or more players or teams. Each player tosses three golf “bolas” (two golf balls attached by a 13-inch rope). The object of the game is to wrap your bolas around the three rungs of the ladder, each 13 inches apart. Ladders are officially spaced at 15 feet apart from the toss-line, or roughly five paces.

Points are counted from bolas still hanging on the rungs after all three tosses. Bolas can be knocked down — knocking down other team’s bolas is encouraged and is an effective defense strategy.

The top rung is three points, the middle is worth two, and the bottom is one point.

Ladder Golf is played in rounds.

Each thrower must toss all bolas before the next person or team tosses.

Winner of each round earns first toss next round.

Games are played to 21 points.

Teams must score exactly 21 points to win. If a team scores more than 21, those points do not count. In the case of a tie, teams must toss until one team wins by 2 points.

Manhunt Step one: wait for night to fall, dress in black, and let the game begin.

Most of us used to call this game “kick the can” and it, too, has a “safe base” element. From there on the rules are very flexible (and decided by the players that have the most forceful personality) boundaries of the playing area, time limits, appropriate smack talk, teams or singles, etc.

(Pro tip: If you really want to have fun, insist that the adults play. The kids get such a kick out of it!)

Connect Four This yard game is exactly like the tabletop game only, you guessed it, bigger.

The board can be made out of three sheets of thin plywood and the only specialty tools needed are some big (4to 5-inch) hole saws. For DIY-ers there’s a how-to article on The Home Depot blog, for the Amazon-ers, it’s available starting at about $125.

The Rotary Club of Key West

Benefitting

Rotary Club of Key West Children’s Dental Fund

Sunday, January 15, 2017 at the Key West Golf Club SHOTGUN Start at 7:30 am $110 Entry Fee Includes 2 Red Tees, 2 Mulligans and Putting Contest

$250 Putting Contest

plus lunch at the Clubhouse

$150 on #16

Net proceeds from the event go to the Rotary Club of Key West Dental Fund to help benefit local children in need of dental care. For more information or for a registration form, please email kwrotarygolf@hotmail.com or go to https://www.facebook.com/keywestrotary/

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CHRISTMAS GIFTS

key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

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1. The outdoorsy person on your list? Look at everything for the water: fishing, kayaking, diving, paddle boarding and boating. Men and women of the Keys love the water — check out any new equipment, gadgets or gear at a local shop. Splurge for an outing with a kayaking or paddleboarding guide, or get a group together for a day of charter fishing. Whether it be a new spearfishing gun, fishing rod, or kayak paddle — it’s out there.

2. The artsy person? There is so much going on in the Keys — check out local theaters for new plays, concerts and performances. Giving two tickets to a show is as easy as a click online. Also, don’t forget memberships — any one of the local theaters and arts organizations provide memberships making it the gift that keeps on giving all year.

Want something that will last forever?

Head to a gallery and purchase a locally made piece of art.

4. For kids? Think a little outside the box. For a quieter kid, how about music lessons with a guitar or ukulele teacher? Or give a gift certificate to a local movie theater or pottery classes.

Active kids may like paddleboard or kayak lessons or equipment or check out local bike stores for fun new helmets, bike horns and accessories.

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3. The introvert? There are Keys’ books stores filled with local and national authors. Who doesn’t love a good book to read? And add a year pass to the Florida State Parks, and that special someone can read all year long for free at any state beach. If you throw in a hammock or beach chair, you might just be called a hero.

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5. Smaller items for all Keys residents: sunglasses, gift certificates (to hardware stores, boutiques, restaurants or any local shop), a t-shirt from a favorite bar or Keys business. Finally, the gift that never disappoints, a great bottle of booze.

HISTORY

key west Weekly / december 23, 2016

extraordinary Marathon women

New book details Middle Keys history Laura Albritton www.keysweekly.com

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Christmas Past

The Key West Art and Historical Society’s photograph archives offers a unique perspective on Christmas Past in the Southernmost City. In the top photo, children at San Carlos School (now the San Carlos Institute) hold up their holiday message to a delighted audience during their 1954 Christmas play. In the photo below, a group of boys dressed as soldiers stand sentinel for the Convent of Mary Immaculate Christmas Play in 1937, sending holiday cheer to onlookers. (L-R first row) Marley Cramor, Frank Sawyer, George Bean, Louis Aguera, and Clayson White, and (L-R, back row) Nathan Niles, Charles Auxier, and John Smith. To view more of the KWAHS’ collection, or to make a donation of your own, visit kwahs.org or contact Society Curator Cori Convertito at 305-295-6616, Ext. 112.

here’s nothing ordinary about the Middle Keys.

As Florida Keys historian Jerry Wilkinson and I shifted through his vintage photographs, memorabilia, and newspaper clippings while writing our book “Marathon: the Middle Keys,” we re-discovered pioneers, dreamers, and colorful characters who helped create this unique community – including some fascinating and courageous women.

• Imagine those first seafarers, some Bahamian, others American, who sailed to these islands in the 1820s and 30s.

Those early pioneers were far from the comforts of “civilization,” coping with mosquitoes, little to no fresh water, and isolation. Coming from Nassau, Temple and Mary Kemp Pent first set foot on “Key Vacas” in the 1830s. Mary would give birth to John Pent, the first white child born in the Middle Keys — presumably without help of a midwife (not to mention a doctor). But Mary Pent with her 11 children and later grandchildren not only survived, but thrived.

• In 1910 Elizabeth Gibbons was one of the few women living in Marathon during the Overseas Railroad construction.

She made a home in a woodframe house with her husband Henry, a railroad employee, and their four children, Catherine, Fred, Douglas, and Mildred. Picture wearing corsets and long skirts in 90 degree heat! But that didn’t stop her from organizing dances and song fests to draw the community together.

• In the 1940s Alma Cagle Bishop, a.k.a. “The Snake Lady,” kept snakes in her bathtub of all places, and used their skins to fashion purses and wallets which she sold at the Flamingo bar. (Alma also kept a string of boyfriends and a pet marmoset

named Freddie.) Tourists flocked to see the Snake Lady, a canny businesswoman with black nail polish and a notoriously bohemian side.

• Marathon saw the arrival of another resourceful woman — Thelma Parkhurst — in 1943.

After her husband Byron “Parky” Parkhurst bought the 38-foot BonAmi for fishing charters, Thelma served as his first mate. Despite how unusual it was at the time, she then got her own license, and by 1948 was one of Florida’s few female boat captains.

Many famous events made it into our book, such the construction of the Overseas Railroad, the Overseas Highway, and the Seven Mile Bridge, and so did many interesting men, such as town founder William Parrish and dolphin trainer Milton Santini. But what a terrific surprise to uncover these seemingly ordinary — but actually extraordinary — women who contributed to Marathon history.

Alma Cagle Bishop, ‘The Snake Lady,’ with a snakeskin at the Flamingo Bar. MONROE COUNTY LIBRARY/Key West

(Editor’s note: This book is available locally at Specialty True Value Hardware and the Pigeon Key Foundation shop in Marathon, as well as on Amazon and ArcadiaPublishing.com.)

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Caribbean Holiday

Transplants bring their traditions to the Keys

By Kristen Livengood and Gabriel Sanchez

Puerto Rican Coquito

Abby Oglesbee of Summerland Key says this is her go-to recipe for the holidays. It has a couple tweaks from the traditional coquito, a coconut eggnog, but she says the tweaks make it better.

2 12-ounce cans of evaporated milk 1 15-ounce can of cream of coco nut 1 13.5-ounce can of coconut milk ½ cup of sweetened condensed milk Rum to taste (she prefers white

rum, but says many use spiced

rum) 1 tsp of vanilla extract Cinnamon to garnish (she said

nutmeg can also be used) Serve cold and share with friends.

Jamaican Fruit Cake

Georgina Rhoden of Marathon says her family incorporates American and Jamaican traditions. But some of her Jamaican traditions were changed as her daughters grew older. “We used to open the presents after dinner on Christmas Day, but the girls complained that the other kids get to open their presents first thing in the morning, so we changed that,” she said. In Jamaica, she said wealthy families have Christmas trees, and others just decorate the outsides of their houses. Dinner consists of rice and peas, chicken, beef, and pork, “But, the most important part is the Jamaican rum fruit cake for dessert.”

2 cups butter 2 cups sugar 9 eggs ¼ cup white rum 1 tbsp lime juice 1 tbsp vanilla extract 1 grated zest of one lime 2 lbs of chopped dried fruits 2 cups of wine 1 cup dark molasses 2 ½ cups of all-purpose flour 2 tsp baking powder ½ tsp of ground nutmeg ½ tsp of ground all spice ½ tsp ground cinnamon pinch of salt Preheat oven to 350 degrees, grease and flour two nine-inch round cake pans, cream together butter and sugar until light and fluffy, beat in the eggs, add ingredients in order and bake until done.

Cuban American Ecuadorian Three Kings Christmas aka Tres Reyes turkey stuffing

“My daughter always said the best part about being Cuban-American is that she got double the gifts,” said Tony Yaniz of Key West. He said in Cuba, there is no Christmas day gift exchange, just traditional “Noche Buena” – a late night Christmas Eve family dinner. “It’s a huge family night, filled with good food, laugher, and storytelling,” he said.

Accompanying the day is a baked dessert specific to the holiday. The Rosca de Reyes (King’s cake) is a circular shaped sweet bread, shaped to signify a king’s crown. Baked inside the bread, a plastic figurine representing baby Jesus is hidden. Whoever finds the figurine is then obligated to host the upcoming ‘Dia de la Candelaria’ celebration on Feb. 2.

Twelve days later, on Jan. 6 is when the presents come because that is when the Three Wise Men arrived with gifts for Baby Jesus. “In Cuba, there is no Santa Claus,” Yaniz said.

Noche Buena Menu • Drinks: Cuba Libre: rum and Coke; Mojito: Cuban rum and mint drink; and Sidra: Spanish Sparkling Hard Apple Cider.

• Appetizers: Carne Fria: cold meat roll; and ham croquetas.

• Entrees: Moros y Cristianos: black beans and rice*; roast pig: lechón asado; fried plantains; and yuca with mojo and garlic sauce.

• Desserts: Arroz con Leche: rice pudding; Buñuelos: fried dough; Boniatillo: sweet potato dessert; Pastel de Ron: rum cake; and Turrones: nougat candy. *This traditional rice & beans dish is so called due to the 800-year occupation of Spain by the Moors beginning in 711 AD. The white rice symbolizes the Christians and the black beans the Moors.

“Navidad was a special day to be together as a family,” said Rosalinda Fernandez of Key Largo. “The entire family gathers on Nocha Buena, Dec. 24, and has dinner. We would traditionally eat turkey filled with our version of stuffing, called relleno. Before we ate the turkey, we would give it wine, which made the meat tenderer, supposedly.”

“After the turkey was drunk, my family would take it outback, chop its head off and boil the feathers off,” said Fernandez. At midnight, we would finally eat, pray and give thanks for the birth of Jesus. It would be time to add baby Jesus to the nativity scene and the adults would leave presents under children’s beds from ‘Papa Noel.’ ½ lb of ground pork ½ lb of chicken gizzards ½ lb of ground veal ½ lb of ground cooked ham 8 hard boiled eggs Salt to taste Bijol seasoning to taste 1 green pepper 2 red onions 1 small container of green olives 6 boxes of raisins 1 lb of crushed walnuts 1 container of seedless prunes ½ lb of butter 2 cups of milk 8 loafs of sweet bread 1 cup of red wine 3 cups of sugar Pan fry onions and peppers off to side; add salt, pepper, cumin, garlic powder. Cube bread, add 2 cups of milk and soak. Cook all the meats in one large pot with three cups of water.

When cooked, add seasoning to taste.

Add bread, onions and peppers, cup of wine to cooked meat. Finally add the raisins, prunes, and nuts, stir, and add chopped hard boiled eggs on top.

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Gingerbread Construction

BRIEFLY Cemetery Stroll dates announced

Annual event is highlight for kids (and their parents!)

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he annual Oldest Island Restoration Foundation’s gingerbread making event took place this past weekend. Noted as one of the biggest children’s event during the holidays, the free event serves up all the fixings to make the perfect gingerbread house. Candy, pretzels, gingerbread and more are donated by The Smith Law Firm, Cheney Brothers, The Waterfront Brewery, The Restaurant Store, Historic Key West Inns and Hotels, Ibis Bay, and SeaStory Press.

The proceeds raised go to the Key West Collegiate Academy and to support OIRF’s programs.

Thousands of children have joyously participated in this wonderful event over the past 10 years.

— Weekly Staff report

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KRISTEN LIVENGOOD/Keys Weekly 1. The Coast crew start with a good foundation for their gingerbread houses.

2. Kathryn Norris and her girls pick out some yummy candy to decorate their houses.

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3. Anthony Johnson, 9, comes every year and said he loves constructing edible houses. His turned out great!

4. Olivia, 8, said this is her first time making a gingerbread house at the event. Her mom said she did an awesome job on the ‘bear condo.’

The Key West Cemetery’s “Strolls” will take place on Jan. 28, Feb. 25, and March 25 with three tours starting from 9:30 a.m. to noon. Groups of visitors will be guided through the Historic Key West Cemetery, stopping at a number of notable gravesites where volunteers will tell the stories of the dead. There is a suggested donation of $10 per person for each stroll to benefit the Historic Florida Keys Foundation. For more information about the cemetery strolls, call 305-304-1453 or email hfkf@bellsouth.net.

Sheriff announces next citizen’s academies

The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office will be holding its next Citizen’s Police Academies starting the week of March 6 through graduation the week of April 12 at the Marathon airport Sheriff’s hanger. There will be three separate academies held during that time. In the Upper Keys, classes will meet at the Roth Building on Plantation Key. In the Middle Keys, classes will meet at the Sheriff’s Office Aviation Hanger in Marathon. In the Lower Keys, classes will meet at the Sheriff’s Headquarters building on Stock Island. Attendees will be asked to commit to spending one night a week between the hours of 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. including one ridealong with a deputy. Students attend classes in their own district.

Space is limited. Contact Upper Keys Captain Don Fanelli, 305-8533211 or dfanelli@keysso.net; Middle Keys Captain Gene Thompson, 305289-2430 or gthompson@keysso. net; or Lower Keys Captain Don Hiller, 305-745-3184 or dhiller@keysso.net for more information.

Ambassador applications available for Key West academy

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The Key West Ambassadors Academy is open for registration for Class 27.

Applications are posted on the city’s website at cityofkeywest-fl.gov, or by calling Alyson Crean at 305-809-1058.

Space is limited, so interested participants are urged to submit the application quickly. The weekly classes begin on Jan. 5 and run through March 30 on Thursdays from 1 to 4 p.m., usually from the Eco Discovery Center at the Truman Waterfront. There are many field trips involved; see the application for further details.

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Escape Music: Dave Hoffman

InTune Top 10 Best Rock/Alternative Albums

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elf described 'band guy' and local colorful character 'Crazy' Dave Hoffman attributes his survival instincts to his hard-scrabble childhood spent in and out of institutions in upstate New York. His first guitar was given to him by a neighbor and that guitar represented a point of light and music became a way to escape. The first song he taught himself to play was Elvis' "Burning Love."

Dave eventually met Larry Potts, a singing guitar preacher, who allowed Dave to use his Martin guitar.

He learned to play "Wildwood Weed" and knew he wanted to play guitar for a living. He spent hours practicing the “necessary evils” — rhythm and scales. In his early 20s he spent time with guitarist Bob Piper who taught him how to bend notes, use effects and sound original.

Over the years Dave was a volunteer fireman, an outdoor survival instructor, and a stunt man (hence the name “Crazy Dave”), but it was in Buffalo, New York at Club Utica where he got his musical break.

Surrounded by local musicians he describes as “country swing monsters,” one day they invited him on stage with his Gibson Explorer. He

2. The 1975 I like it when you sleep …

3. Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool recalls visibly shaking and thinks he did “just okay,” but he obviously did something right because he went on to play with many others at Club Utica, like Ray Price and Johnny Paycheck.

In the early 2000s Dave went on a tour of Florida working Bike Week gigs and other motorcycle events.

During that tour, he found himself in Daytona during the winter. When the last gig ended, he couldn't ride his bike back north, so he decided to head south, and that's how he ended up in Key West. Twelve years later he stills considers Key West home, while he's not out touring the country in his RV during the hot summers.

Dave is very appreciative of the Key West music vibe and fellow local music greats like Caffeine Carl and CW Colt. Dave can be seen and heard playing in various ensembles around town, and as of late, has been playing and touring with fellow local musician Wyatt Hurts.

They've toured everywhere from Key West to Alaska and cover everyone from Merle Haggard to The Who. Their upcoming performance schedule can be found at wyatthurts.com.

I was very camera shy. People like hot girls, so I put my music to hot girls and it just became a trend. The whole 'enigmatic artist' thing, I just ran with it. No one could find pictures of me.

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Libations

Live Music LITTLE ROOM JAZZ CLUB Denis Hyland Jazz Quartet – Friday, Dec. 23 at 8:30 p.m.

Larry Smith and friends – Saturday, Dec. 24 at 8:30 p.m.

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The Side Door opened its “side door” behind The Salty Angler during Fantasy Fest weekend and since then, the off-the-beaten-path bar has amassed a strong local following. “We are really catering to our locals,” said new co-owner and bartender Sammy. The Side Door specializes in oldfashioned craft cocktails, like manhattans, freshly squeezedright-in-front-of-you juices, and a varied selection of craft beers.

“We go out of our way to make sure our drinks are made from scratch,” he said.

The outside bar is a little oasis, just steps off busy Duval Street, adorned with a waterfall and 800-square-feet of relaxing atmosphere.

Sammy left the cold winters of Michigan many, many moons ago and started driving south. When he hit Marathon, he thought it looked like a good place to stop. “To be honest, I don’t know how we got into this,” he said of himself and co-owner Deli. “I woke up after a night of good drinks, and all of a sudden I co-owned a bar in Key West. Bourbons and scotches help make good decisions after all, and we have a lot of them here.”

Try some of Sammy’s homemade beef jerky, available at the bar, and the Salty Angler full menu is available.

The Side Door is open seven days a week from noon to 11 p.m. at 420 Amelia St.

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key west Weekly / december 23, 2016 Spencer’s minion themed gingerbread house stole the show at the Holiday Festival’s gingerbread house contest.

Proper gingerbread construction begins at the base Start with foundation and basic ingredients

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ob “Mr. Bunz” Spencer is no stranger to the art of gingerbread design. The largest gingerbread house he’s made was an astonishing 5 feet tall. And, after winning this year’s gingerbread house contest held by the Islamorada Chamber of Commerce, Spencer and his business partner Gloria Teague are willing to share their pastry pro tips.

(They own Bob’s Bunz in Islamorada, next to Pierre’s at MM 81 gulfside.)

“Before you build the house, though, you buy the property,” laughed Teague. “You need to buy a solid piece of property.”

The “property,” or construction platform, should be able to bear the weight of the completed structure.

Once you’ve found a suitable surface, Spencer recommends experimentation to find the most reliable gingerbread recipe.

“Gingerbread is affected by humid-

Bob “Mr. Bunz” Spencer baked in Philadelphia for 10 years after graduating from The Restaurant School and majoring in pastries. He earned his master cake decorating certificate from the Wilton School of Cake Decorating and Confectionery Arts in Chicago. After a job hunt brought him to the Keys, Spencer partnered with Gloria Teague to open Bobz Bunz, and has been serving up delicious pastries for 30 years in the Keys.

ity, which makes it really hard to make sturdy gingerbread houses … at least in the Keys,” said Spencer. “Gingerbread goes through two stages. First it soaks up humidity, then it begins to stiffen. I found that the stiffer you make the gingerbread, the better it holds up.”

First-time builders should choose a simple recipe and experiment making cookies to gauge gingerbread consistency. After choosing a recipe, formulate an idea of how the house will look, and draw a stencil blueprint.

Once the stencils have been made, roll the dough to a quarter inch in width, and bake two sets of every gingerbread piece. That’s right, two sets.

This ensures the house will have extra pieces if a kid named Hansel shows up and eats part of the roof. Using a knife, pizza cutter, or whatever sharp object kids can’t play with, cut out the pieces and let them harden.

The next steps of “gluing” the house together takes into consideration the consistency of the icing. For

his “glue,” bob makes royal icing — powdered sugar, cream of tartar, and eggs whites.

“Cream of tartar, and real egg whites from fresh eggs work best,” said Spencer. “And paste food coloring is good for darker colors, liquid food dye is better for light.

Spencer uses both hands to add pieces and glue them, while simulatenously holding them in place for about three minutes while the icing “cures.” Allowing the icing to cure for a whole day (before adding any accessories) will allow for a stronger hold.

Better yet, once walls have been built, a reinforcing interior frame can add much needed stability.

To sum up: much of the actual construction will be patient gluing and holding.

For unique home decorations, aside from the well-known candies, use almond slivers as shingles and coconut flakes as snow says Spencer. Gelatin sheets work great as glass for windows and upside down ice cream cones are perfectly shaped to become trees.

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Mon—Fri 7:30a – 5:30p

Saturday hours upon request

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305-296-9934 Ready Mix Concrete – Blocks Bag Goods – Steel

www.monroe.concrete.com

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AGAPE National Catholic Church OF North America “LOVE WITHOUT JUDGEMENT” - - an Independent Faith-community- -

at Peace Covenant Presbyterian Church 2610 Flagler Avenue

We Wish You a Very Merry Christmas and a Healthy & Prosperous New Year!

**Interactive Sunday Liturgy: 1:30 PM** Pastor: FrCsar Guzman 305-896-0891 & Co-Pastor: Rev Sarah Fowler 305-393-7077

- the staff of Key West Chemical and Gilda

When you forgive because you have been forgiven You become My Eyes, My Hands, My Feet, and My Heart relieving Fears, Sadness, Despair, and Pain in everyone You encounter. A’gape!

JAN 15 & 16th Bayview Park, Key West

HON. PEARY FOWLER and LITERACY VOLUNTEERS Literacy Volunteers provides free, confidential, one-to-one and small group literacy instruction.

Whether it’s holding a fundraiser or raising community awareness for the importance of literacy, the Honorable Peary Fowler takes on all tasks with humility and grace and leads by example.

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Find out more: FKAA.com or 305-296-2454

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BRIEFLY Boating course offered in January

The movie list Watch it once, watch it twice, watch these movies whether you’re naughty or nice…

KRISTEN LIVENGOOD kristen@keysweekly.com

1. The Classic A Christmas Story (1983) We can’t resist Ralphie and his quest to get a Red Ryder Air Rifle, and not shoot his eye out. Plus, with 24 hours of play on TBS on Christmas Day, who can resist seeing it at least once during Christmas.

The tongue on the pole still makes us giggle.

2. The Cartoon The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (1966) “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch,” sums up December evenings watching the great old school movies like “The Grinch” and “Rudolph” from a pre-digital animation era. And, although Jim Carrey kills it as The Grinch in 2000’s live action feature, we opt for the classic for this one.

This list has been compiled off several Facebook posts asking “What’s the Best Christmas movies?” So, we are sure some are missing, but this covers the gauntlet.

3. The Comedy Four Christmases (2008) Okay, okay — Tim Allen, Will Farrell, and Chevy Chase will always be known as the funnymen of Christmas movies. But there’s something about Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon missing their flight and getting stuck at their (four) dysfunctional family’s houses for a good laugh, and a happy ending.

It’s good stuff.

4. The Can’t Miss It National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989) The quote-ability of the movie alone puts it at top of the list for Christmas comedies and classics.

Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie’s shenanigans land them at the top for can’t miss Christmas movies.

5. The not-so Christmassy Christmas movies Die Hard (1988) Several movies have an underlying Christmas theme, but aren’t really meant to be Christmassy.

Key West’s Becki Balcer’s favorite non-Christmas movie: “’Gremlins,’ because who doesn’t like to see a town get ransacked by evil green creatures on Christmas Eve,” she said.

The US Coast Guard Auxiliary is offering a Boating Skills and Seamanship course Jan. 10-26 on Tuesdays and Thursdays, from 7 to 9:30 p.m. It is a three-week program held at 701 Spanish Main Drive, Cudjoe Key. The cost of the program is $55 per person or $80 for two people with shared materials.

For more information, visit a0701303. wow.uscgaux.info or contact Diane Adam at 305-872-4071.

Community Foundation accepting hero nominations

The Community Foundation of the Florida Keys (CFFK) is accepting nominations for the 17th Annual Unsung Heroes celebration, recognizing the tremendous efforts of volunteers who donate their time and service to our community’s nonprofits. All Monroe County 501(c)(3) charitable nonprofits are invited to nominate their Volunteer of the Year to be honored at a celebration on Jan. 27, 2017. The deadline for this year’s nominations is Dec. 16.

Online nomination forms are available at cffk.org.

FKCC scholarships available for students Florida Keys Community College encourages prospective and current students to apply for scholarships for the spring term, which begins January 6. Criteria for scholarships range widely to accommodate and assist a variety of students. There are several available, and descriptions and criteria can be viewed at fkcc.academicworks. com. Applications are submitted online and most are due by Nov. 6. There is no limit to the number of scholarships for which a student may apply or be awarded. For more information and guidance, contact foundation@fkcc. edu or 305-809-3153.

Health marketplace is now open The Health Insurance Marketplace is open through Jan. 31, 2017. Lower Keys Medical Center is offering free assistance during the open enrollment period with certified assistants to help individuals compare plans or complete an application. To make an appointment, call 305-294-5531, Ext. 3254.

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THEME: PRIMETIME TV ACROSS 1. *Fate of many “Game of Thrones” characters 6. “Death ____ for Cutie” 9. Back talk 13. *America’s funniest?

14. Spermatozoa counterparts 15. Salk’s conquest 16. 1/16 ounce, pl.

17. For every 18. Donor’s bequest 19. *Cookie’s drama 21. *”The ____ ____ Theory” 23. “High” drink 24. “Back in the ____,” The Beatles 25. Not square 28. *____ Grimes of “The Walking Dead” 30. Web connectors 35. Bagnold or Blyton 37. Urban myth 39. ____ Mara, Kenya 40. Stalactite site 41. *Celebrity dancers 43. River of Hades 44. Door openers 46. Sad sound 47. Owl’s cry 48. English or Irish canine

50. Type of word 52. Be nosy 53. Bridge site 55. Do this with hot drink 57. *Gordon Ramsay’s turf 61. *Investors on “Shark Tank” 64. Gem State 65. East Coast time 67. Lumps of fuel 69. Andrea Bocelli, e.g.

70. Day before 71. Small island 72. Door fastener 73. Cuba Libre ingredient 74. Down and out DOWN 1. Blu-ray precursor 2. De Valera’s Ireland 3. *”The Goldbergs” narrator 4. Do like sirens 5. Legwear monger 6. Deal with it 7. Park or Fifth, e.g.

8. Wire prickles 9. Acid gritty-textured fruit 10. One algae representative 11. a.k.a. Xi’an 12. *Frequently belted out in “The Voice” 15. Organized persecution of ethnic group

20. Train tracks 22. Any doctrine 24. Russia’s neighbor 25. *Family in “The Middle” 26. Foolish 27. Basketball foot maneuver 29. Army beds 31. 100-meter race 32. Impede 33. Bill de Blasio, e.g.

34. *Leslie Stahl’s minutes 36. Collection agency’s target 38. “Cogito ____ sum” 42. “Be quiet!”

45. SeÒor in Portugal 49. Fish eggs 51. One of B-vitamins 54. Unkind look 56. Nonpoetic writing 57. ____ and kin 58. Creative spark 59. Sunbathing results 60. Karate blow 61. Kind of cell 62. Leafy supergreen 63. Downhill racer 66. *”Law & Order” acronym 68. Pig’s digs

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• CLASSIFIEDS, PUBLIC & LEGAL NOTICES • 305.743.0844

Now Hiring!

Air Conditioning Service Technician / Installer Appliance Service Technician Competitive wages & benefits 100% medical • Matching 401K Vacation • Paid Holidays

Drug Free

Apply at:

2735 Overseas Highway Marathon 305-289-1748

Vacasa is seeking a Maintenance Technician to manage home improvements and perform preventive maintenance on vacation units in Marathon. $15-$18/hr and benefits. Must have reliable transportation.

Apply online at

www.vacasa.com/careers

We Buy Gold Locally!

Cash Flow Jewelry and Pawn

Rare opportunity to lease a highly visible retail/office/business space on US 1. Adjacent to Walgreens and Publix with great exposure to the public. This 1000 Sq. Ft unit comes with central AC and a bathroom. $1,400.00 mo. (First and 1 month deposit.)

Townsquare Mall Marathon

For information contact: Nelson Lopez, 954-336-4888

Rewarding stable jobs with excellent benefits!!!

Marina, Bar & Grill

NOW HIRING:

LINE COOK

The Turtle Hospital in Marathon Is seeking a full-time Educational Program Guide/Gift Shop Sales.

Public speaking & retail sales experience and marine turtle knowledge helpful. Send resume to: turtlehosp@aol.com

Full-Time (Habla Espanol) Vacation Pay Health Insurance with NO COST to employee Overtime Available

Apply in Person: 1200 Oceanview Avenue (Off 15th Street)

Marathon (305) 743-5317

The Hammocks at Marathon

FULL TIME JOB OPPORTUNITIES $250 Sign-On Bonus!

• Repair and Maintenance Engineer • Recreation-Activities Associate Camp Counselor Experience Outdoor activities a plus.

• Housekeeping Room Attendant

GREAT BENEFITS:

Medical, dental, and vision insurance, 4 weeks’ vacation, 401k match & much more.

Online: jobs.bluegreenvacations.com

Maintenance Manager

In Person at The Hammocks: 1688 Overseas Highway, Gulf Side, Mile Marker 48, Marathon Or Call Carlos 305-743-9009

Experience is necessary in the following areas: Plumbing Electrical AC Pool Maintenance Carpentry and troubleshooting Must be task oriented and hands on with strong leadership qualities.

Salary Based on Experience Position does include Complementary Accommodations & a Health Insurance Allowance!

Send cover letter with resume to: mshamkin@limetreebayresort.com NO PHONE CALLS

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OFFICE SPACES FOR RENT Office spaces FOR RENT starting at $250/mo.

Parking spaces also available.

Located on US 1, Cudjoe Key. 305-304-0776

“Uplifting the human spirit since 1973”

THE GUIDANCE/CARE CENTER, Inc.

IN MARATHON • Registered Nurse (PT/FT) • Behavioral Health Tech (PT/FT) • Peer Specialist (PT) • Maintenance Specialist • Psychiatrist (PT, Contract) • Pharmacist (PT, Contract) • Fiscal Assistant • Care Coordinator • Wellness Program Coordinator

IN KEY WEST • Front Desk Specialist • Adult Case Manager • Behavioral Health Therapists • Psychiatrist (PT/contract) • Driver

TO APPLY:

Accepting Employment Applications for:

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Visit www.guidancecarecenter.org or http://careers.westcare.com to apply.

EEOC/DFWP, Bilingual a plus; Drug & background screening required.

HELP WANTED Cooks • Lead Baker • Pastry Cook P/T Licensed Massage Therapist Cosmetologist • P/T Porter GREAT COMPANY BENEFITS Please apply in person at 28500 Overseas Highway, Little Torch Key

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• CLASSIFIEDS, PUBLIC & LEGAL NOTICES • 305.743.0844 AUTOS FOR SALE

KEY WEST KIA A Wellings Automotive Company

AUTOS FOR SALE

EMPLOYMENT

1963 Pontiac Grand Prix -almost entirely original parts and interior. Blue inside and out. Great condition. $12,500. For more details or more pictures, call 305-7337901. Located in Marathon.

LOOKING FOR Wait Staff, Food Runners & Hosts. Established busy restaurant must apply in Person.

Sparky’s Landing, Key Colony Beach

2826 North Roosevelt Blvd.

Key West, FL (305) 295-8646 www.KeyWestKia.com

WELLINGS AUTOMOTIVE 9200 Overseas Highway Marathon, FL (305) 509-7499 www.KeyWestKia.com

Call us and SAVE, SAVE, SAVE 2014 Kia Rio $10790 2015 Hyundai Accent Low Miles $10990 2013 Hyundai Velostar $12990 2008 Jeep Wrangler Sahara $13990 2016 Ram 1500 4dr Pickup $21990 2014 Audi Q5 Premium $25990 2016 Ford Explorer Limited $31990

Tax, tag and DOC fee not included in sale price.

KEY WEST KIA A Wellings Automotive Company 2826 North Roosevelt Blvd.

Key West, FL (305) 295-8646 www.KeyWestKia.com

WELLINGS AUTOMOTIVE 9200 Overseas Highway Marathon, FL (305) 509-7499 www.KeyWestKia.com

Call us and

SAVE SAVE SAVE

AUTOS WANTED ALL YEARS! Junk or Used. Cars - Vans Trucks - RVs. Running or Not. CASH 305-332-0483E BOATS FOR SALE 1974 36ft Trojan Cruiser, Twin 454 gas motors. Project boat at marina. $2000 305-522-6598 D

EMPLOYMENT

Looking for an Alarm Technician with current w o r k i n g knowledge of intelligent fire alarm systems.

Email deborahg @ barnesalarm systems. com for more information and application.

Housekeeper, MM 80 Islamorada, FL Call 305-962-5243.

Posicion de limpieza.

MM 80, Islamorada, FL. Llame a 305-9625243.

HIRING - Island Time Diner Ice Cream & Deli is hiring for nights and weekends ice cream and deli worker.

Applicants must be at least 18 years old and supply references.

Please apply at 5187 Overseas Hwy, Marathon - next to Office Depot.

Seeking RN’s and LPN’s, F/T and P/T, 12 hours shifts. We offer a competitive wage and benefits program. To apply for position, Please submit your Resume to: BOL@PLANTATION KEYNC.COM. NOW HIRING: Servers, Bartender, Line Cook and Day-time Dishwasher. Please apply in person at Nowhere Bar & Grill, 11399 Overseas Hwy, MM 53, Marathon.

305-998-4451

Advertising sales professional sought for temporary position for local tourism-centric creative printed publication.

Could turn into longerterm. Compensation well above typical potential. Key West and Lower Keys. For more details contact sales@ wanderingdog creations. com or call 305-495-2820.

Seeking stable happy

energetic personality for PT sales position in fun gift shop. Must be year-round Marathon resident; retirees welcome. Stop in to schedule appointment at 11528 Overseas Highway Marathon

Construction Foreman

wanted. Needs Vehicle. Pay commensurate with experience.

Call 305-304-7995 Looking for i n d e p e n d e nt w o r k e r . M u s t have vehicle Great pay and training included. Call 305-304-7995 Servers & Bartenders Needed Full Time Please apply during business hours. Key Colony Inn, 700 W. Ocean Dr. Key Colony NOW HIRING: Sweet Savannah’s is now hiring for evening shifts.Please Apply In Person. 8919 Overseas Hwy in Marathon NOW HIRING Lunch & Dinner Shifts, Full Time Only with Experience. Apply in person, Grassy Key Outpost, MM 58

EXP. HELP ONLY needed for all positions. Apply in person Mon-Fri 1011am @ Sunset Grille & Raw Bar Knights Key Blvd. Marathon M e c h a n i c , SMALL ENGINE, Full or Part Time.

Long term employment. (305) 852-0600

HIRED

EMPLOYMENT

FOR RENT - HOMES

FINISH CARPENTER Must have tools & transportation.

Marathon - KCB area.

Call 305-289-8331 HIRED MARATHON - Full-time Office Position - Diversified full time position Tue-Sat 9 to 5 for an outgoing people person with solid Microsoft programs background and skills as well as selfstarter. Middle Keys resident preferred Please provide references with your resume. Previous applicants need not apply. drenda@ cbschmitt.com HIRED

Unit and pool.

Dockage avail., $1 0 0 / m o n t h .

B o n n i e @A m e r i ca n Caribbean 305-7437636

FISHING MISC. ALL TYPES OF PERMITS! Rock Shrimp, King Fish, Atlantic Snapper, Grouper Gulf, 6 Pack Reef & Pelagic.

Commercial Gulf Reef Fish, Gulf Snapper IFQ’s, Long Line pkg. Many other permits avail. We buy, sell & broker all types of permits. Call before you buy or sell!

Please call for prices.

Licensed & Bonded.

All permits guaranteed valid for transfer. Many ref’s avail.

John Potts Jr. 321784-5982 or 321- 3 02- 363 0 www.shipsusa.com

FOR RENT COMMERCIAL

Commercial property for rent 8900 ft. of retail space in Old Town Marathon, 1757 Overseas Highway.

Royal Furniture, Call Ryan 305-481-1791.

FOR RENT RESIDENTIAL Annual 1/1 ground level condo overlooking Boot Key Harbor, Furnished, everything included (water, electric, cable, wifi. $1875 per month. Laundry in

FOR RENT 2 bed/1 bath Mobile Home with dock. Tropical Lane, Key Largo. $1500 F/L/S call 305522-6598.

Sea Isle Condos in KCB is offering a large 1BA, 1BD condo suitable for 1 or 2 non smoking professionals.

6 mth., lease that could possibly extend longer term $1400.00 mth, includes, electric, cable, water, private beach, heated pool. Assigned parking for 1 car, additional guest parking available. A non pet community. 1101 W. Ocean Drive. Please call Kristen at 305 743 0173 or email at sea7430173@aol. com.

REDUCED: Beautiful SeaWatch Condo - 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath with Den for possible 3rd Bedroom. Fully Furnished, Basic Cable Included. No Pets.

Great Workout Room & Pool. $2,750 per month (negotiable).

Call Bonnie at ACRE Sales 305-393-2691

RENTED

FOR RENT RV LOTS RV Lots for rent.

MM 103, Morris Avenue. 305-522-6598 FOR SALE RESIDENTIAL Duplex For Sale in Marathon. 2BD/2BA each side. Excellent condition, long term tenants. $399,000 Financing available.

Call 305-664-1286 Trailer for Sale in Galway Bay, 55+, 1BD/1BA, with twin beds.

Away from the highway!

Good parking, $9,500 Call (231) 668-1866 SOLD IN JUST 4 DAYS! HOBBIES / COLLECTIBLES SELLING OLD NAUTICAL

items.

Lanterns, Chelsea Ship Clocks, Ship Wheels, Binnacles, Vents,

COLLECTIBLES Signs & 1/2 Hulls.

ALSO BUYING. Call Lou 603-455-6106 PRIVATE COLLECTOR WANTS Rolex, Dive watches and Pilot watches. Old model Military clocks & watches. Call 305743-4578 LEGAL NOTICES

LEGAL NOTICES Statutes on Legal and Official Advertisements. The Weekly Newspapers are distributed from Key Largo to Key West. Call (305) 743-0844, Fax (305) 7430866 or E-mail: anneke@ keysweekly.com.

The Weekly Newspapers are in full compliance with Chapter 50 of the Florida State

Plantation Key Nursing Center

located in Tavernier, is seeking

C.N.A.

12 hr shifts days and nights available $500.00 sign on bonus for all new applicants We offer a competitive wage and benefits program.

To apply for position, Please submit your Resume to BOL@PLANTATIONKEYNC.COM

NEED SOME CASH? SELL YOUR CAR - OR BOAT - OR SOFA! For as little as $55/week, your AD (with or without photo) will be seen from Key Largo to Key West. Call 305-743-0844 or email lynda@keysweekly.com today.

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• CLASSIFIEDS, PUBLIC & LEGAL NOTICES •

305.743.0844

MARATHON GARBAGE SERVICE We are now hiring for the following positions:

1987 34' Crusader $65,000 OBO

originally built & cert. CG • 17 passenger www.redboat.listingseller.com 305-923-1358 • 305-304-4600

Diesel Mechanic Truck Helpers CDL Drivers

WELL Maintained 1200 sg. ft., 3BD, 2BA on quiet Grassy Key, MM 57 Gulfside. SS appliances, galley kitchen, W/D, central A/C, tile in kitchen and living area, crown molding. Wood flooring in master bedroom. Accordion shutters, sewer complete. Nature habitat across the street. Walk 3 blocks to the Gulf. Priced to sell! $389,900. Call for appointment 305-481-5168.

HIRING! Full & Part Time Positions.

Now Hiring in Marathon

TELLER We are looking for experienced, friendly, outgoing applicants with excellent customer service skills to assist customers in handling transactions. Must be flexible and able to work Saturdays. Teller experience and/or excellent customer service skills required. To apply, please go to www.my100bank.com, then click Careers. For assistance contact HR@my100bank.com.

EEO/AA/M/F/Veteran/Disabled

Apply in Person.

Grassy Key Outpost 58152 Overseas Hwy.

Sweet Savannah’s Bake Shop is now hiring for evening shifts.

Please Apply In Person 8919 Overseas Hwy in Marathon

NOW HIRING Bartenders /Servers Full/Part Time

Apply in Person or office@marathonyachtclub.com

Applicants must apply in person to be considered.

4290 Overseas Hwy, Marathon

MARATHON YACHT CLUB

825 33rd. ST Marathon, Fl. EOE

CoCo’s General Store NOW HIRING:

Part-time Deli and/or Retail Sales.

Apply in person at 50 Coco Plum Drive, Marathon 305-743-7743

!

Bluegreen Vacations The Hammocks at Marathon SE BUSCA PERSONA PARA LIMPIEZA DE HABITACIONES Uso de equipos de limpieza

$250.00 Bono a los 60 Dias UNA GRAN COMPAÑIA CON GRANDES BENEFICIOS Plan De Seguro Médico, Dental y de Visión, 4 semanas de Vacaciones, Cuenta de Retiro 401k, Potencial de Crecimiento y muchos beneficios más!!!

APLICA HOY MISMO: jobs.bluegreenvacations.com

LLÁMANOS HOY:

305-289-6700

!

Management positions @ Fairvilla's Sexy Things (524 Front Street, Key West Florida 33040)

THE MOORINGS

MM 81.5 Seeking self-motivated people for

General Housekeeping Fax Resumes to 1-305-664-4242 or pick up an application at 123 Beach Rd. Islamorada

Applicants must be open minded & personable with the ability to lead others.

Should enjoy interacting with customers, and be a responsible self-starter with computer skills & the ability to focus on details.

Reply to this job posting by sending all of the following to Cherie@fairvilla.com: Letter of interest on the available position • Current resume & your availability & include your favorite joke PLEASE NOTE: Emails that only include a resume without a letter of interest will NOT be considered. • Applicants must be 18 years of age or older.

HIRING FOR THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS:

Immediate opening for a HVAC Service Technician

General Manager Servers, Busperson, Bartender and Food Runners.

Upper & Middle Keys.

Great Pay • Paid Holidays • Sick Pay • Medical Insurance • Paid Vacation

Please apply on line at www.spottswood.com/careers or on site 13201 Overseas Highway. EOE m/f/d/v

171 Hood Ave • MM 91.5 • Tavernier p 305-852-2960 • f 305-852-0656

Apply in person

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let’s do business - (305) 453-6928 Cooper’s Paint & Body Since 305-294-5581 1952 6391 3rd Street Key West, FL 33040

A FULL SERVICE MARINA

mlcooper@cooperspaintbody.com

Our Marine Store has what you need to keep your boat running in the Florida Keys.

MERCURY EVINRUDE SUZUKI

MM 29.7 Big Pine Key 305-872-2243

Our Business is Environmentally Friendly!

Sales – Parts – Service

www.sea-center.com

NEW & REPAIR

305-664-0099 www.TikiHuts.com

STATE CERTIFIED THATCHING CONTRACTOR CYC 000002

Operating Since 2004

KEY WEST,

inc.

PROP DOC

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Only Laser Scanner in the Keys No Need to Send Your Prop to the Mainland & Waste Valuable Fishing Time Outboard Shafts 305-292-0012 Inboard and Outboard Straightened on Boat 6003 Peninsular Ave. Stock Island-FL Free Propeller Analysis

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26th Kelly McGillis Classic International Flag Football Championship & World Challenge Game in Key West, FL

8 on 8 / 7 on 7/ 5 on 5 5 Divisions - Guaranteed 4 Games Jan. 26-30, 2017 (Games Only) Jan. 23-30 (Full Week Events) Join Us and Special Guest: DIANA NYAD Register to Play @ IWFFA.com

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MODELS OPEN 231 SOMBRERO BEACH ROAD MARATHON FL

PHASE 1 SOLD OUT!

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