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Laughter, the best medicine!!

By Edel Q. Mwende

The deadly rooms Q. A prisoner is forced to go into one of three rooms, but he can choose which room. The first room is ablaze with fire. The second one is rigged with explosives that will go off as soon as he enters. The third contains a pair of lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room should he choose to survive? A. The third room—any lions who hadn’t eaten in years would be dead! Source: Twenty Two Words

My mother was browsing in a store when a saleswoman offered assistance. Mom admitted she didn’t have anything particular in mind, and the pair started chatting. The woman quickly learned that Mom was retired. Interested, she confessed that she, too, was considering retirement. Mom immediately started telling her how much she liked no longer working and how the saleswoman would enjoy it too. Finally, convinced by Mom’s enthusiasm, she asked, “How long have you been retired?” Mom said, “This is my first day.” — Lee Beacham

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Inspirational Quotes

“Always keep your eyes open. Keep watching. Because whatever you see can inspire you.” — Grace Coddington “Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.” — Earl Nightingale “It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.” — Howard Ruff “Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” — Buddha “Numbing the pain for a while will only make it worse when you finally feel it.” — Albus Dumbledore “You must not only aim right but draw the bow with all your might.”— Henry David Thoreau “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”— Will Rogers “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” — Roger Staubach “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.” — John Madden Do what you love and the money will follow.” — Marsha Sinetar