Comic zone

Laughter, the best medicine!!

By Edel Q. Mwende

The Actor: The actor refused to get his broken leg treated at the hospital… claiming he was already a cast member.

The Phlebotomist Phlebotomist: “I’m here to draw some blood.” Patient: “But I just received blood yesterday.” Phlebotomist: “You didn’t think you’d get to keep it, did you?”

Midwife crisis: What’s it called when a hospital runs out of maternity nurses? A midwife crisis.

John Dough: An unconscious pizza maker was admitted to the hospital. They called him John Dough.

OUR VISION A world class patient-centered specialized care hospital

OUR MISSION To optimize patient experience through innovative healthcare; facilitate training and research; and participate in national health policy formulation

OUR MOTTO We Listen, We Care

Inspirational Quotes

• Hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’” —Muhammad Ali • “The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will.” —Vince Lombardi

• “I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It’s because of them I’m doing it myself.” —Albert Einstein

• “I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” —Michael Jordan

• “I think a champion is defined not by their wins but by how they can recover when they fall.” —Serena Williams

• “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” —Thomas Alva Edison • “Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture.” —Lydia M. Child

• “Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.” —Earl Nightingale