Comic Zone

Laughter, the best medicine!!

By Edel Q. Mwende

Some dads are “the whole package” all rolled into one!

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? “Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out!”

Patient: “Doctor, tell me how I can repay you for your kindness.” Doctor: “You can pay by cash, check, or money order.”

A very angry woman stormed up to the receptionist’s desk at a doctor’s office. “Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday,” she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. “I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing,” he said. “Why do you think it was taken here?” “After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.” “I think,” explained the surgeon gently, “that means your cataract operation was a success.”

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Inspirational Quotes

1. “Being happy never goes out of style.” - Lilly

Pulitzer 2. “Life is either a great adventure or nothing.” -

Helen Keller 3. “You are the total of everything you’ve ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot - it’s all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my experiences are positive.” - Maya Angelou 4. “I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.” - Ann Richards 5. “Never lose sight of the face that the most important yardstick to your success is how you treat other people.” - Barbara Bush 6. “All your life, you will be faced with a choice. You can choose love or hate…I choose love.” Johnny

Cash 7. “The events in our lives happen in a sequence in time, but in their significance, to ourselves, they find their order the continuous thread of revelation.” - Eudora Welty 8. “The time is always right to do what is right.”-

Martin Luther King Jr. 9. “Life is not a spectator sport. If you’re going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion, you’re wasting your life.” - Jackie Robinson 10. “If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.” - Dolly Parton 11. “Despite the forecast, live like it’s spring.” - Lilly Pulitzer