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SUMMER HATS Summer hats are the latest accessory, according to @fasionista. com’s Twitter. You’ll see celebrities such as Ashley Tisdale and Beyoncé rocking the elegant, yet casual look of the summer hat.

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Your typical smoothie is now a thing of the past. With pictures of mouthwatering acai bowls all over Instagram, the young generation is not only staying trendy in their eating habits but also being unconsciously healthy. Check out @foodminus on Instagram to keep your diet trendy.

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Aloha Nights is Ka Leo’s entertainment guide, a paid advertising supplement produced by the Ka Leo advertising department.

This section features articles and information on dining, drinking, fashion, music, concerts, art and more.

SANDALS Sandals, the less straps, the better. The new trend is minimalism, as you see more and more girls stepping out of their stilettos and into their comfy sandals. From $5 Jesus slippers at Walmart, to Birkenstock or Camden sandals at J. Crew, casual is the new fancy.

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Nowadays, everything you need to know about the ever so trendy world can be found on Instagram and Twitter.

Today, it’s almost essential that our generation keep up to date on what’s hot and what’s not. Although it’s important to express your own individuality, a little inspiration from the rest of the world never hurt anyone.

Here are just a few things to keep you up to date!

Originally a comedian, Donald Glover is known more widely by his stage name, Childish Gambino. Gambino is a well-respected rapper who raps about the reality of living the fast life. Check out his latest album “Because the Internet” to become a part of this musical trend.

Check out alohanights.com for his recent appearance in April and also make sure to follow @alohanights on Instagram and Twitter to find out about upcoming appearances in Honolulu.

It’s that look you see all over your Instagram feed. Have no fear, this look is simple to pull off, and for that matter, relatively comfy. Buy yourself a flower crown from Claire’s, or be crafty and make your own. Check out @kc4hunnit on Instagram for some inspiration when it comes to this look. Also, check out @alohanights on Instagram for trending fashion photos and links.

COACHELLA 2014

That’s right, it’s that time of the year again. As far as music goes, the biggest hit on social media is Coachella, an annual two-weekend, three-day music and arts festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California.

Countless artists have rushed through the stages of Coachella. Amongst these many artists, some of the most mentioned being Lana Del Rey, Drake, Beyonce, Lorde, Katy Perry and Chance the Rapper.

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WHO'S TAKING ME HOME TONIGHT? NAUGHTY The 8 typical guys you meet on a night out

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We all know how the story goes: You're on a night out with your girls and meet Prince Charming (or so he may seem to your blurry eyes in the dim lighting). One drink leads to another but instead of living happily ever after, you wake up in an unfamiliar bed. Despite the regret and lost slipper, you stumble home to contemplate all of your life decisions. But one question still remains: who is Prince Charming? Now is your chance to find out:

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The ideal one-night stand, the tourist takes you back to a hotel in Waikiki complete with room service. He may not speak English at all, but either way he'll be impressed with your ability to pronounce the state fish. The best part is you don't have to worry about running into this guy in your 9 a.m.

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If you went home with this guy, chances are you felt sorry for him or were just as drunk yourself. You can spot him as the guy that will buy a drink for any girl to make eye contact with him. Chances are he's too drunk to know he's taking you the home, but have no shame, he DESPERATE probably won't remember you anyways. Better luck next time!

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Pick him out of the crowd by his buzz cut and surrounding military buddies. Forget any negative stereotypes you may have heard and remember one thing: abs. That you can lick. Just double-check your left hand for a wedding ring before the next morning.

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Fist pumping, YOLOing and beer chugging are dead giveaways of the frat bro. Other bros and a few judgmental sorority sisters will most likely surround him. Oh well. You're probably the best thing that has ever happened to him, so don't feel regretful the next morning as you tiptoe between solo cups and beer cans out the front door of the Kappa Gamma Something or Other house.

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With a local guy, you run the risk of waking up in Waianae, far from home. But guarantee he will know where to take you for some ono grinds the next morning to help cure your hangover. His laid-back demeanor means it won’t be awkward if you run into each other later.

This guy will smooth talk you all the way to the bedroom. If his dance moves are any indicator of what's to come later in the night, then you're in for a treat.

You deserve to be wooed once in a while, so let him treat you like the princess you are for a night.

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If you're lucky enough, you will get to go home with the man that every girl has had their eye on all night: the cute bartender. He's the one that gets outrageous tips and has girls fighting each other to have him make their drink. But the you're smarter than that and you subtlety caught his eye. Good for BARTENDER you. And congrats, the rest of us envy you.

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You probably didn't go home with the nice guy because, let's be honest, he respects you way too much to hit it and quit it. However, he may have gotten up the courage to ask for your number and if he follows through, there may be a date in your future. Who knows?

This guy might be your soul mate.

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Piercings are becoming ever so popular nowadays. Here are some naughty piercings you may have never even heard of!

Firstly, if you’re into body mod, like I am, you’ve done some serious research. There are some really naughty piercings out there for you to get.

For the fellas, I bet some of you have never even thought about this ever, until well, now (sorry, but not buying that).

One of the more common types of naughty piercings for the guys is called the Prince Albert. This involves a circular or curved barbell that is through your urethra and goes to where the underside of the glans (bulbous part of your penis) meets the shaft of your penis.

Or you can get the Reverse Prince Albert where it goes through the top of the glans instead of the underside.

Another piercing you can get on your penis is the Dydoe. This is more of a cuter piercing than the Prince Albert. It’s the same concept; only it’s not through the urethra but through the ridge of the glans on the head of the penis and it also uses a curved barbell.

For the ladies, there are plenty of options.

There’s the Christina piercing that involves a surface bar or a curved barbell that goes through where the outer labia meet below the pubic mound.

Then there’s the Isabella piercing that is through your clitoral shaft. It starts just below your clitoris but above your urethra and goes through to the top of the hood.

There’s even the female version of the Prince Albert named the Princess Albertina. This piercing is through the urethra and exits through the top of the vagina. * Please do your own extensive research if interested in genital piercings or any advanced type of piercings.

Familiarize yourself with the risks of these types of piercings. Also note that not everyone can get these piercings.

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HOOK UPS Do you feel frisky? A pair of fur stilettos will bring out the kitty cat in everyone. Trying out different roles will help bring some ferociousness to the bedroom. Steve Madden is a favorite and makes a very comfortable heel that is great for all night use. Pick a print that you like and that will fit with whatever else you are (or aren't) wearing for the night!

Do whips and chains excite you?

Opting for a skyscraper stiletto is a bold move, but if you can pull it off, your partner will surely be awestruck.

Heels with spikes or chains show off your fun side--definitely incorporate them into your sexual acts and show off that inner dominatrix. Charlotte Russe has a wide variety of options while not blowing your budget.

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Use them to cause a bit of pain to the backs of your partners legs for a full-body experience, just be careful not to harm your partner.

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What started in the 1960s with second-wave feminists giving a middle finger to patriarchy by burning their bras has become a revolutionized fashion statement for women of today. We are talking about “sideboob,” also known as the act of going braless when wearing a shirt with large armholes. This look not only gives people the ability to tell that it’s chilly outside, but this also gives the onlooker an opportunity to see the glorious outline that is the side of your boob.

Why everyone in their should do a nude photo shoot

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“Why rock the sideboob?” one might ask, Why not?! Why should you feel like you have to wear a bra? Bras are uncomfortable. They leave those horrible imprints on your beautiful skin and, is it just me, or are your straps either always too tight or too loose? The rise of sideboob popularity is in direct correlation to the tiredness women have been feeling about wearing Victoria’s most constricting secret!

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But what if you want something a bit more sophisticated? That is why we need sideboob. Sideboob is the feminist’s alternative to the aforementioned boob displays. Everyone gets to bask in the glory of your beautiful understated curves while you are able to be completely free and liberated in the exact same setting.

Sideboob is comfortable. Sideboob is freedom. Sideboob is unconventionally sexy; sideboob isn’t just who we are, but where we are going.

This is why you need to remember that to take advantage of the wondrous opportunities life has in store for you. You must get comfortable with the uncomfortable. Do a nude photo shoot along the private Kahala beaches, or even one atop the highest floor of a Ward parking structure. Whatever it may be, there should be no regrets as to what you want out of your photo shoot.

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But what about something different? Cleavage is so 2000andlate you say? Well, there is the underboob cleavage, made most popular by Pamela Anderson and the gaggle of women that still rock their Girls Gone Wild free trucker hats with pride. Underboob cleavage is the act of wearing a crop top that is so short it shows bottom half of your boobs. Underboob is mostly for the 80s rocker-babes who never let the party die.

Your 20s are pure experimentation!

If the status quo/norms for society are to disregard fine art, then completely ignore this next reason.

Your body is your canvas whether you care or not.

You may not enjoy your canvas, but that is purely based on opinions you’ve digested all your life. Plan a classy semi-nude photo shoot and flaunt your art like it was the last piece to survive the next generation.

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Of course, you can’t talk about sideboob without addressing cleavage.

Cleavage is quintessential to the modern day idea of femininity and has been rocked by history’s best leading ladies: Marilyn Monroe, Dolly Parton and Kate Upton. Cleavage is easy. Cleavage is simple. You know when you are rockin’ that décolletage; you will be looking flossy and people will be looking.

Appreciate what it means to be young. You will never feel as young as the previous day, month, year or decade.

There’s no better time in your life to flaunt those sizzling curves or surfer bods. Shame is a word brought on by your weakest version. So throw it out the window! There’s so much risk in being a 20-26 year old.

If you own your art with 110% pure passion, what can they say?

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POP CULTURE Made me do it.

The first song you need to go download because you’re too broke to buy it off iTunes is this amazing little number called “Mmm Yeah (feat. Pitbull)”

by Austin Mahone. You know it has to be good if it’s featuring Pitbull.

I mean this man is an innovator in the industry of inserting random Latino slang in songs!

Never mind that you’ve never heard of the actual artist, it’s Pitbull!

This song is the perfect lyrical mess of encouraging guys to creep on girls (like Robin Thicke didn’t do that enough) and awkward fillers that could really mean anything. The line “mmmm yeah yeah” is so open to interpretation it’s almost poetry.

The next song, which you also won’t pay $1.29 for on iTunes because that’s bullshit, is “Na Na” by Trey Songz. Clearly another title just waiting to be understood even remotely. We are entering an era where songs are named not for their content, but for random noises people can make. The vagueness of this title masks the true commentary on life Trey is making here. I really don't even know what this song is about; that's how deep it is. Is he saying "na na" as in “no no”? Is he keeping the beat? We may never know.

If you're really looking for a peek into pop culture, this one may actually be worth your pennies. "#Selfie" by The Chainsmokers (Okay their name mentions smoking, so they must be cool) is the perfect song if you want to feel like you are stuck in a room with that one person you can't stand. This one has everything: repetitive beats someone threw together on a laptop, alcohol, clubbing and of course, the glamorous glimpse into the life of an insecure twentysomething. What more do you really need?

BRIDGET KITSON STAFF WRITER

For those of you who are in desperate need of good music, I have a few suggestions for you. What you need are those songs with stale lyrics about pop culture, parties and alcohol so when people look at your playlist, maybe you're cool.

Note: Dear Reader, this column is all for fun.

Here again is our favorite middle-aged man with sunglasses, Pitbull! Really, there is no such thing as too much to talk about...whatever it is he's talking about.

You have to grab the song "Timber," especially since it's featuring Ke$ha. Nothing says "party" like four lines of "oooooooo" and lots of talk about shots. The highlight of this masterpiece is definitely Pitbull's rap with lines like "diggity-dog" and lots of talk about stuff going down. We aren't quite sure what stuff, but apparently it's a big deal. Do you feel cooler yet?

For all you hopeless romantics out there, this one is sure to sweep you right off your little feet: "She Looks So Perfect" by 5 Seconds of Summer. It's the perfect punk boy band (yeah, they are still out there) singing about original ideas such as running away from small towns with the one you love.

Where are these deadbeat towns everyone is running away from?

Are there any young adults left in them? But I digress. These lyrics are pure gold, mentioning American Apparel underwear in every chorus, just in case you forgot what was cool to wear. Nothing says I love you like "I'm so down." This is the anthem of our generation.

Hopefully I have shed some light on the true artistry behind these hit songs.

These are definitely classics you won't soon forget, and I'm sure you won't look back when you are 40-year-old thinking "This was cool?"

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Before Dating a Stripper, you should know… … that it’s not all fun and games. It’s not all lap dances and pasties. (At least not always for you anyway) There are many misconceptions about the women working in the exotic/burlesque dancing industry that leads most men to believe that these women are hyper-sexualized and work solely for the desires and whims of the men and/or women that choose to frequent these establishments.

Whatever the reason being, before you try spitting game at a dancer you must understand a couple of things, so if you really think you have what it takes to date a stripper, here are a few tidbits of advice that just might help you out.

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Like I said already, most of these women will know whether or not you’re full of it shortly after meeting you. They encounter dozens to maybe a 100 or more men a week who are all trying to play the same game, so you don’t think they can’t tell a fake dude when they see one? Be real with whatever it is you do, otherwise you might find yourself verbally castrated and kicked out of the club by an even less friendly bouncer.

1) Those glistening six-packs and tight derrieres don’t look the same offstage. Although male performers are incredibly swoonworthy from an audience point of view, a closer inspection will reveal makeup, painted-on abs, and a false tan. These men do have smooth moves though, and hey, he takes his clothes off for a living.

IF THEY DO MESS WITH YOU, IT’S FOR A REASON. If a dancer chooses to give you a chance, it’s for a reason. Whether it’s because of your wallet, style or just the way you handle yourself, if a dancer takes notice of you, then that means you have something they want. It won’t always be meaningful or easy to tell why, but if she’s giving you the time of day when she shut out the other 50 dudes before you, there’s a reason she’s talking to you in the first place.

2) They earn a lot of cash, but your tab won’t always be covered.

From experience, male performers are incredibly cheap. Make sure to bring your own money if you end up partying with one because nothing is going to be purchased for you. Just don’t bring too much because the performers might try and mooch. After all, strippers are used to getting money handed to them.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM SUPPORT. If you’ve managed to make it past the initial boytoy/fling stage with a dancer and things seem to be getting a bit more serious, then you are going to have to start supporting them. I’m not talking about monetarily (not always anyway). I mean emotionally, and that requires having to visit them at work. It sounds simple at first, but it might not be so easy to watch your girl constantly working the pole in front of a bunch of thirsty dudes, even more so when she's giving lap dances for hours on end.

3) They will want to sleep with you.

Even if you make it clear you’re in a relationship or uninterested, the pickup lines will keep coming all night. The drunker the stripper, the raunchier and more persistent he will become. However, if you are interested, keep in mind that his game is routine and you’re at the bottom of a very long list of people.

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BAMP PROJECT PRESENTS: THE NAKED AND FAMOUS

6 PM THE REPUBLIK 1349 KAPIOLANI BLVD.

Award Winning Group and Youtube Sensation, “The Naked and Famous” are here to play a unique brand of dark electronic music, don’t miss this epic night!

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BAMP PROJECT PRESENTS: XAVIER RUDD

6 PM THE REPUBLIK 1349 KAPIOLANI BLVD.

Xavier Rudd is at his most creative on Spirit Bird-once again.

HONOLULU NIGHT MARKET

6 PM 449 COOKE STREET WAREHOUSE Whatchu like? Ono grindz for everyone including Paul’s Poppers, Hawaiian Twisted Tater, Buttermilk Fried Chicken, Catfish Po’boys, live music, games and much more!

BAMP PROJECT PRESENTS: PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS S

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8 PM THE REPUBLIK 1349 KAPIOLANI BLVD. These swaggy peeps are coming and bringing their hip-hop all the way from LA!

OTHER EVENTS AROUND TOWN 7 CRUSH

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No dress code and no party poopers. Lets do some damage. Featuring DJ’s Anit and Compose.

9 PM THE SAFEHOUSE 1349 KAPIOLANI BLVD. #30

8 #PLURSDAYS Why cant’ there be three day weekends? The Underground features Hawaii’s rising and top DJ’s weekly.

9 PM - 2 AM THE UNDERGROUND 1146 FORT STREET MALL

10 UNDERGROUND SATURDAYS Experience all types of EDM including House, Trance, Electro, Dubstep and Trap as well as awesome rotating DJs. 9 PM - 3 AM THE UNDERGROUND 1146 FORT STREET MALL

17 ELECTRIC PALMS PRESENTS: FLOSSTRADAMUS Finals are over. Time to kick it and party all summer long! Don’t miss the exciting EDM group.

10 PM - 2 AM THE REPUBLIK 1349 KAPIOLANI BLVD.

ELECTRIC PALMS HAWAII PRESENTS: ZEDÐS DEAD 10 PM THE REPUBLIK 1349 KAPIOLANI BLVD. Ready for some Canadian flava?

This electronic duo will play it all, as long as you are ready to rage!

23 FRIDAY NIGHT SESSIONS

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Jam out with the DJ Packo and check out a hot bikini fashion show hosted by some local swim suit brands.

9 PM - 2 AM SURFER THE BAR 57-091 KAMEHAMEHA HIGHWAY

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