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But 1;.;c: niust no.1 1:1ake an 2.tte ipt to g0t down to tl1is com�o2it'on '."13:T not' -J to•"J cUst.ontlv fncts, t1·,rt related to ,_,,Jrnt · t is su:o!iosacl to ')e a histor;T• In the bsfinning ·.rn ·1::-:re t-,- ,,11tv-three. ,\. r-rn11p of restless 8. nd rrnbitious Freshmcr- --1''0 -,- 0r-,r! "" 'f'e:.'"08 'ill ">)ein.g fre h, tho litt.le respected by our r�,ore stale com­ panir1ns • '"e •:Jere no·' ree;n�.o.rl.y inj t ia t,;,r but OlJr r sup· nosedly intellectual s l�perior 0 ,cacie various 8.tter ,..,.: s at rocking our lives nieerable and impre2sinc upon our min�s our i!1feriod ty ::, nd vr::rdant j_nexocrj_ nece. •·:e t:·re'1ty­ ·-aP[l"8rct thi1ee TTG: Jenr:,ie ,Ann7 usti7 1 e, rJ.eotiJ_rle nonce, ,, · Tessie", w a, ; i· , Connol''T, (" 1 sie �cott, Henriett.o T{,,mbcrt- ,.,., · 1 .. .

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11 1 fo ind a ne\'I p1 �.n­ cl�ajr pr8viousJ.·, OCCU:)ied by 1 Goody we x:: 1 ieved ·in ·.•1ork 0d c2-pa.J.., t1tr. ··•al t on, •·1.101"'1 ·:A son,, 7 :JO.r'> 1 th[).1-, f!CllO•)l is 1d 0. pla7 1 •1hile you 11orl{ 2nd i1l8.y rr11ile you the place for t he forDer. our or'ig;_t thic ti�1c t.:101°3 ::::1"e less than l1nl.f of 6 n2 fo• - 0··1 - : inal class r. atle. thei,r 1.'08p)C::tr'ance . ')etn Ponce, Geor­ :Llde t t1eo '8t, SaN ys l5o.r-go. ret Con·1s,11_ ·,r, U-1ad nandez, :�sc7_so 1:i"1e.,.,t, .-,.12�c �i'ei1 V gir1 ·"nr;Jish, llenriet ,, a H, y ic1{ers, and .1o;�n · Cot a, J. D . 0 ells, "ali_l . Jones, J:..mer- foP this dir.in1 t j on Connoll.y. nut s. c po.rtial recor�;,ensc ·,1i� Tntt.. and Onal •:te found amone; us t•:ro ne·7 01102, ,--jr-·i ys Ga 0 ret, a�d- Geor�efor-e l onG howev.r, GJ.c� 1e rl t"7r- ,"8-' c1-!"tr-r Fitz"eraJ.d.

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During this year vre first becru:1e an org8rd.zed -class, elBctine; OnaJ. Fitzgerald 01u' President, Charles "Rhodes Vice President, and Helen Moon. Secretary-Treasurer.

One SundaTT in the fall t�e.Juniors and Seniors went on a picnic out to i"l1escal Canyon, startine at ab01.1t one It -,as a very oeaceable ? • Ii!. and returnine; abon t seven. and enjoya1"'"1le :0icnic, and, as the boys r:rer•e cooks, the coffee was of unusual excellence as rras Roy's cake.

Our most imoortant undertal:::inO' 1•'f'1 s the mc1.n aa,·er.1ent of ..

'The Liucker 11, the first J. H. s. annual, n}:iich fJas no small undert�rin� and uhich resulted in a fairly decent speci en of snch publj_cations.

P.s s.1.1 incentive to raise money to support the puhlication (having no advertiser'.lent department) a competitive scheme arnone classes vrns in-­ augurated "by decidine; on e. party to be given by th e three other classes to the class raising the largest sum.

This led to several Jv.nior affairs in an effort to nj,n the promised -party, which of course ne did.

The most important of these was a h:tg dm1ce given at the to�n hall March 27, uith a real jazz orchestra and several fB.ncy dances by three Junior Girls and two girls from lower classes. Tickets sold fol'.' (2 .00 eHch and 1.'ie even made the thirst::r dancers buy bottl(�S of pop to wet their throats, but g:?J.ve them a fr·�e cook:te 1:rith it and all a,'.p'eed Ancl_ •:re ae;reed it 1"-"l.S r'orth the tron'1le and it '!BS vrorth it. vras a h0\,li,,.,3 success, as -re clea-red aho,,t ':i6o.·o.

A little la�er we served a supper in cafeteria style at the California Cand·, r Fitchen. This vras less succes3ful tho we cleared a'·oilt -::'25. '.'ie also had one or tvro ca11d r On April 30, we held our last mo�ey-makinG affair, sales. a dance on 8. smaller scale at the r , V:. C. i�. rooms.

From this we clea1"ed only a l,on t. :: ·15. hut had a good ti 1re and, most importarit of nll, ca1.1e out the victors. ;fe were rswa1"ded for our lahors 1)y a dance at the halJ. after the commence!·:,eI1 t exercises.

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\'/hen we a;ain assembled in the huildir1z on the 11.j_J.l, in the faJ.l of 1920, it nas as full-fled�ed Seniors 1ith a fecline; of "beine; } ord a.11d masters of all and to be looked upon crith r?s9ect by our intellectual inferiors.

Of course vre were expected to be digni£'ied, and rrhether we fulfilled // tl1is exr.iectation it is ':'ot u9 to us to say. J\t t 1 )is ��oint a considerable addition uas made t o ou1" nurnl)e::."s. Besides the novel addition of a paj_r of tuins, I1fabel and t1ild:red Pierson, we also were joined by t1ro old-timers, Catherine Shea and Ellen Parker, who had left J. H. S. for a ti::"1e out decided to come bttck .for the honor of gradua t-,ing rrith the class of 112J.; and b-:,r Pete Bla,dna, who had for the pnst three years associated vrith us only condescendinslv from the class a hove, out <'luring the l ,,_tter pR.:'t :f the :re. ar pre­ vious had decided he liked 011.r COiJllJD.n:;r be +-ter tha""l his fel­ low Seniors, so refused to graduate with them. �� also fonnd amone; vs a giant in statu.re and intellect, Fr:1nces Blalock, who however found the class fnvor· hle to her J.atter greatness a:r1d t1,e h1dldj_ng lar.se enongh to converiientl•r accomrnodat.r the fo:".'mer. Margaret c--· 1 noll�r r'3tur;:1.ed to talce certain subjects, so, o.ltho she rras unar-ile to t:raduate with us, rrer-n glad to call her one of us.

Le· e lected Frances Blalock our President, :Sllen Parker Vice-President, and Pete Blazina Secretary, �ith jiss B8en It wo.s t hot tho.t a Treasurer rrould be an as class advis r,

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This so far completes the record of our eventfu l past and we are looking forward to a glor ious gratiuat ion and great and more eventful future.

Let me tell you To remind you That has worked Of the Senior

a simple story of each one but for the glor y Class of 1 21.

Henrietta oft will argue about all That to her does not seem clear, 1.1.rhile Virginia loves to dance with all And "shake the shimmy 11 without fear.

There is Frances tall and fair Who is talking can't be b eat, A certain party oft at he r will stare, And who is this but handsome Pete.

Seldom it is we have chances to see Romances where boys do bashful sesm, But our Zllen has just confided in me Her hopes of Emery 1 ,s high esteem.

In our law class there are two To whom fighting is a loving art, Charles by Irish Kate if oft subdu ed But never fails to do his part.

The re are two both small and quaint Who together are quite often seen, Opal may be called 11 'l'he Senior Saint" While Alpha all foolishness esteems.

Twin sisters in some classes are quite ra�e But chance has brought to us this year Mildred who for flirting you can't compar�, And Mable to whom al 1 sports are dear. li'air in face and full of grace Is helen who to dance was born, While haunted by a Winslow face John must ever be forlorn.

Some must of a studious nature be While others must this telent lack, Margaret uses all spare time in hard study, But Ralph in all but fun is sl ack.

Cleotilde finds than among lifes han:l.est tasks 'l'he hardest one is to a void chev,ing gum, i·f:iss il.cCoy, our fair advisor, oft8n aslrn 'lihy t:1c �en ior Class in so full of fun.

The years tho thought lonr by some llave paased novi lii.e a sigh, They 2.rc lc3 inc-, but ot�·1-�1·s come ro fill i,-11th glory Jerome Ii&h, Cl ,oth:i.lde J:'once 1 21

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ugh four l.Je, the class of 1 '.J21, having passed thro l stil g bei� but years of trial s and tribulations, this to be po ssessed of s ound minds, do hereby declare our last vl ill ancl testament: 1. ·7e leave to the school our be:::t wishes. our heart­ 2. To Fiss McCoy ·,,e 1 eave our 1 ove and lo.st yenr of felt gratitude for guiding us throush our school. study hall 3. ··.1e le.:ve our fe-:vorite corner i:1 the t o t ;1e Juniors.

1 sh notebooks 4. To th e Sopho1110res ·1e le<''.ve OU1 Engli and the tl1emes we ·:1rote for Miss i'"oeur. ilege of tor5. •ro t:--1e Freshmen ,,,e leave the priv inenting the incoming Freshmen. ity to 6. Emery -licl�ers wills his athletic abil 1 ill use v : he hope tl1&d Lance Ba.ring, wit.ht llc sin cc:!'.'o an tc:1gc. adv d goo to ue siq his la rge phy to Fr3nk 7. Pete Blazina ·;rills h is ;finn::.�,c; .rnys the fori:ler ::i.s ullv Johnston, may he use them as succcssf owner. s her ability to write poetry to 8. Cleo ?once 1•1:i.ll 1 of late, ·1e r- y,e sure C ai1l Busse. Fro::1 Cleo s act.i,,n s ger than ;:�.., ..,_duati0n. lon she ·;1i ll need tM. s abilitcr nopoetically inclined by his ·�e nre cert atn· that Car l is ss. ":i thout a doubt brilliant acti ons i 1"Rnglisl1 cla free:y gives to earl so o Cle cl1 t his bit of tnlent 1·1l1i poet. l be t.lle mGki !18 of a wonderful happy-go-lucky disNil · her ls �il d ral 9. Opnl Fitz�e position t o Ethel µetzle r. his beloved pipe to 10. Chuck Rl1odes wi 11s e of it RD.fDond, for it Raymond H1mbert. Take good car to part wit l1 it, and � cc1., 2e s CJiuc k many a 11 eart pirn .the sa'B of the reputfor he onl�r consents to do thi:3 ion of the se niors as ation of the benevolent disposi•v a '.'ihOle. s she '!!ore 11 old 11. Ell en P?.rlrnr wills the clothe y. Ti'J.J.en iws pror(]pted to t:nis clo t he2 d ay 11 to Olive Cra·:1le Olive's remark t l1at she actio � by her knowledc;e of 1 liked the style. , g arrulous rnannet to 12. C aU1arine Shea wills hei efit e this vdl l be of gre8t benool .

Geneve Becky, ''Je are sur Sch the whole J eror-,e High to Geneva n s well a. s to ly wil ls l1er dancing talent 13, lv1cu gLl.ret Connol he dance into the heartf: of to Isa dore Sancl1ez. May o t.l1eir feet. biF; clo ssmates and not ont voc al talent to Georce 14, Ralph Jones wills his s dy v1ill George a Uke? :'!i th t hi mebo so ill ' / . ' h. ric zJ.3 Kau with t:1e f aj_rer sex cs h� May? be as s uccessful Ralp\1 has been. her fecult.v fo r speaking 15. Frances Bl alock wills MarrarGt ro odwin . before an audience to 1

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J..?. Alpha Hoff c;ives hor a,ccunul .tion of s�1.2.nc; to Jessie Hudson, \'le \1ould ju,,::,J .. ::v tL: L '.fi�h "o uuch r.1atc1·.i.2.l t ':1: .ncl, Jessi. i '.:rite n d_;_ction:·.ry.

18. John Conno 1.. 'i.y .::i 7.1:3 11is lc..:L"'.:;C u::lJ.; ·.-:.i�'-·_:::.n ... :'� to Glo,clys :.:anley,_ this in �lOj_)eG �:,rt she \!il.,.. 1J0 a1Jle; to G0'1e1· L�o:.:e �;round if! tile J\ltu;:J t· ,-1.n uhc! h::u:; jone i11 the f)L\f; t.

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"Emery Vickers " i 11s his largest pair

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fear that Derwin is a l:,out to outgrow the pair he has.

35'. All the material which may be found in our lockers we donate to the Jerome Junk ,.Company.

36. Ralp .Tones wills to Juan Sanchez his ambition to be a policeman.

37, Alpha Hoff very generously leaves her extra credits to any Junior who is in need of some.

3�. Catharine Shea leaves her ability to start an argument to Rose Peila.

39, We leave to the faculty and school board pleasant dreams, untroubled by thoughts of seniors and their unlimited store of questions • . (Signed) Class of 1921 We hereby nominate and a,ppoint Miss McCoy as executrix of ·this, our last will and testament, Witnesses: Virginia Tutt ) Frances Blalock) Lawyers.

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WANTED Chuck Ilhodes --A farm.

Pete :Blazina --1fore Basket Eall ga.mes.

Emery Vickers --Another baby doll.

Ralph Jones ---A new safety razor.

John Connolly ---A vacation 111argaret Connolly ---l101�e Irish Catharine Shea ---Riddance of all men.

Frances Blalock ---lfore weight, less height Henrietta Humbert--- More history questions to ask.

Virginia Tutt. ---A chance to shimmy.

Helen Moon ---To be a chorus girl.

Cleotilde Ponce --A package of gum.

Alpha Hoff ---Something to giggle about.

Mable Pierson --- A freckle remover.

Ellen Parker. --Just one more curl.

Opal Fitzgerald. ---Some of those six-inch heels.

Mildred Pierson ---A cure for blushes.

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PROPHECY

In the year nineteen hundred and tv.rentyone, from out the great unl<:nown, came to the vast and mighty kingdom of Jerome, situated midst the rocky mountains and desert wastes in the Empire of' Yavapai, a 9ro_phet, who was a tall, sle11der maiden, with raven tresses and dark eyes that sl1or1e like stars, In this vast and rnig.rity kingdom of Jerome, the High Priestess Beem ruled in her Temple of Knowledge.

She was good and wise, and ruled with an iron hand, though with love and kindness for her sevente<�n. favor­ ite subjects, Now that these subjects were about to depart from the Temple and go forth into the wide world to seek their fortunes, it was her gre1-.:.t desire that unto her should be revealed the future welfare 3.nd ho.:ppiness of her beloved ones.

Thus j_t came to pass, as the :t,riestess strolled through the Rose Ga.rden on t:'.le path which led to her Fou:.1tain of Youth, she :paused abruptely and gazed ..,,fith fascination upon the white object which lay at her very feet. Ah, what is this! And there, as plain as could be, flared the headlines of the Verde CopJ)e1· H e¥-'s, 11 A JJROPHE'.t ARHI VJiJS Hf KIN GDJM OF .J.EHOI1.["L II Her heart leaped with joy! Here, at last, her desire was to be f\,;_1.filled! Lifting her trailing ro"!Jes, she hastened to the Temr.>le, StH!JJnoned her cou:rtier and bade him go ano. bring back with him this seer.

A few days elapsed, when, one eve�1ing the court­ i er returned leading a tu.rro on which :reclined the 'beautiful and enchanting seer. A.t the Temple door she dismounted ,tnd followed the courtier t_,rou gh the darkening corridors into the 0right and dazzlin� li.crht of the Thi·one Room. �rhe }Wophet advanced to·,varrl the throne, :J.nd., kneeli11g at the feet of the Priestess, spake, 11 Oh fair and gracious Priestess, Oh Exalted One, I, Princess Fri,iole, Prophet of the ?forld, have come at your summons to fu lfi 11 your desire."

"Arise, oh Princess, and welcome to our kingrlorn.

Rest yourself, and return here soon, for I am in great anxiety concerning the fat13 of my subjects."

She left the room, �nd in a few moments reappeared, sank down upon the cushions anc1 placed her crystal before her.

She bade the J.i ghts be dimrned, and as she gazed

transfixedly into the crystal, it becrune suffused with a super-natural glow, and inunediately the Priestess fell into a trance. The crystal gazer began to speak, reveal­ ing, one by one, the future of each of her subjects.

My 11 Ah, as I gaze, I see into the year of 1935. vision first takes me to the north western part of the United states --------to the city of Portland, in Oregon o I see a luxurious study ----in which sits a young minister :pondering over ----what'?

Nov, I see that it is his sermon---and the minister is Ral1)h Jones. 11 "Next, comes a vision of· the grounds of a moving picture studio in Los Angeles. A scene is being taken, the her0ine is runnine; frantically across a field.

It is the villain. Now Who is that :pursuing her? they are returning ----she is trying in vain to free herself from his clutches. Who is the heroine?

She is Ellen Parker, the famous cmnmedi enne. 11 11 What a beautiful building I sec now!

A throng of people are gathe1�ed on the steps of ---The Vmite House in Washington, D. C� And what can all the I hear a clear, determi:'ied voice excitement 1)e about? of ---yes, a woman.• She _i s closer now ---it is Francis J3lalock, delivering her Inaugural Address, as the first woman President of the United States. 11

"Another building comes to my vision. It seems to be a modi ste t s shop in ----in New Yor!<::, I am gazing upon e. new Paris er ea tion in woman's frocks.

Ah, it is being shown to an appreciative audience by a tall and shapely model. As the model turns .:, __ I ce.tch a glimpse of her face ---it is Virginia Tutt."

"Now a large and impressive building comes to view ---it is a hospital in Denver, Col9rado. In one of the spacious wards I see a white clad, kindly­ looking nurse sitting by the bed-side of a patient, The nurse now arises and glides across the room to another cot. I see that it is Catherine Shea. 11 \Vhat is this I see ---a massive stone structure magnificent cathedral in France ---the sweet frag­ rance of orange blossoms scents the air ---- the deep triumphant peal of the organ is heard -----down the aisle comes a bridal procession. The wedding of a handsome French Count. ".nd a beautiful AmericRn society belle.

The nuptial knot is tied -----and they leave the c�thedral. The Countess is no other than llildred Pierson. 11

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"I am nm-r in the United States. I see t�.e vast and rolling prairies of North Dakota ----now I see a

huge herd of' cattle-- -t 1ere a"8 man�,r cowho-ys engaged in the annual ronndup of their car-tle. One covrho·� I sinqle out from the rest by his sr-riking a�oearnnce he wears a derby, quite in contrast with his fellow­ men. He is Charles R ·odeP. Nor he is riding homeward and is met at the d.OO11 of' ,1j_s hoi':e hy 11j_s 1frife--1•rho was the l•,:argaret Connolly of her school days, ut is the Mrs. C. B. Rhodes of r-.Tineteen Thirty Five. 11 Dorm j_n the Unive11si ty of /.rizon2, in an or.:: ice, st·1ndL1.e.; near the vrir.dol'r: is a tall o.nd d.:.i.gnified mat..,,or1, _g(3.zinr; foncn·.r out acrOPf-' tr..e Cc-1.rrnus, for the Dean of tlle G. of J:. v1· o is Hem,ietta F'1rnhert, loves her collf:lf!e and her students 11ith a deeD a.t f'ectj_on. 11 11

;iin 011e of the L=trge cities of the ijnj_ted St8. es I see a crovrded theat-�r - -the hushed a; 1 d ex:Je cta.nt audience sits Em'thr::i.lled ',efor-:? tbe last scene 0f' a heart tl1ro1,'--.in-- c3.r9.rn8. th.e h�ro 1·l10 i5 }n·2ry Vick,�rs t?nfolds iR :ad·.r love j_n h:i.s ar.;s kir 0 es her :-·ith lov:i.nc tey:·l�r-:1eQs, nnd the c11rtain falls."

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I no1.r see a rose covsred villa in SunY'ly Ital v- inside is deliciously refreshinB �nd inviting--masier­ pieces of nrt ar� ar rnnged around the rolls- in the center of the roor1 st,·mds an e9.sel or. rrhj_ch rests an unfin:Lslrnd \';fork of art; the ·1rtist, vrho is t:eJ.en ·roon sits hefore t':1e eas8l m·lSi'·:: over the scene. 11 11 1�gain I •1J!1 bac�: i;1 the United Sta es---i".1 Salt L!:7.ke City, ,,.·here I see a 9ht�rgrotmd ·:·i th many li tt J.e children romping uith �leeful shouts of laughter-­ from out of a nearby building, .hich is a kind�rr;arten co�es a jolly-looki�s, sveet-faced woman -Lhe children cease the i r �lay, .:.nd gather a1,out her-,. she is t',eir kinderg3:r-t en teacher, Opnl Pitz3er·:.ld. loving all and loved rw a 7 1. JI ·.I

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11 0n the Broad,"av of a city in the sonthe'3..stern ?�rt of �he [Tnited States, I see the outside of a : mall '·ut urc soe:r.10ns 100··1:nr s1 100 -I am not SlF'e rrhat kind of a s ·,.�9 it is-- -non I knovr, for I s,,)e the sign above the r:iocP "i,;adai:-ie 11;nhels I Beauty Parlors"-­ inside is hright and cozv vri \·h tasteful furnish· :1gs. rrhe ta�s str:Les over 0.11 ·1rctw:a,.r ·-,art. arid t- lle 01·:--ier her­ self :ip·-,ears. -she is A•ia1,el Pierson the _r.i_mericc;n Beauty S9ecio.list. 11 11

Tn Chic':lgo I see a huge b8 s·"',-.,n 11 dia··::ond su.r rou:n­ ded by excited specl"ators---the Um9irs cr·i•3s. 11Play ball 11 --9:,1cl a tall stra1Join13 yonnz man takes his ol::ice at the bat -a mightv shout rents 7 he 2ir and the crowd wildl1r a·Yolaudes for tt,is is Peter Bla;:;in'1 the 1 •orld 1 s Ch2.1n9io·o. ·..,aseoall pla.yer. 11 11 Donn in ::>outhern California I see a n::ua.tial mansio:-1 surrounded by s:Jacj_ous lawns and beo.utiful

hanging garden□• In a quiet nook, uh;_:,cled by weeping v:illows, sits 2. flP..ndsome d2.rk hai1�ec1. and· dark eyed v1om2n.

She is looldng out into :::-po.ce, lost in her own thoughts--zuddenly I see her tr:l.kc up her pen a.nd write--she mur3t b..., a poet--nhe is, c'.nd none but Cleo­ tilde: Ponce. 11 "I am novJ in a l .. rgc the;,iter in San Fr::,ncir.co-­ the curt,.in ri::ico, di::.:closi11g c. 1No_1de::·ful Gcene of "'· g�J.rdcn incloriccl by c:. l;:,,ttices v.ra,11. At the b2,ck i:!! � vine-covered �rch--through this comes a liGht, gro.c eful nymph, 0.2.ncing with happy ,�banclon. On 2.nd on she d"'.nccs, cndii!g o.rcidst o.. f�rcat 2._pplau:::;c ccnd sounds of sclmirR.tion--I r·coc;nize �1er nov.r--:::;r.Le is Alpha ):!off, w.:10 ha.::: becon,c AmericR 1 o creE·,te::.:t dancer."

"And la:..;t bu� not J.ec=�nt I see 2. ,.l�ysc1·2-.per in .rrew Yo:rk City--the v,rhole top floor of v,hich 10 dt.. 'joted to the offices of a luv,-yer. In one room I sLe the 12.wyer him�,clf. He seems to be stud:y''irJL:; ,·. cas�,--nov:r I see th�t it is John Connolly, a successful, well-known lawy tr of' the u;re,·.t metropolis. 11

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"BI TS OF BY PLAY" (By

CACTUS K..ATE)

The morning after thenight before.

Mi3s:Beem:

VT.hat is the n�,me of thelargest di2.mond?

Sleepy Chuck:

The Ace.

Ju�t So.

Op2.l:

Pete: o·oal:

Sr-.y Pete, whats 8,n isthinus?

An i stJ-rntua is a neck of dirt that wa·� e..-· never touches.

Absolutely ad you've got one.

Exchange.

Miss Austin: - Wnat would you do Charlie i:f we were to exch8Jlf�e places?

Chuck: I'd kick out the pupil.

So.fety First.

Helen:

Do you know Henrietta that every time you draw a brec,.th sorne_o ne die�-?

Henrietta: I'm sorry bu t I can't Delp it. If I quit drawing my bre th I'll die too.

It Nev�r Fails.

Rn.lph what did you thL1lc of the Grand Canyon?

I 1 11 13ay she's some little ditch.

Miss Moeur: Rctl:p:,:

Every Day Clot�es.

Alpha:

One finds it difficult in these times to dress· as one ought.

Virginia: Oh I don't �mov;. I ha.ve adress fo:c eve:cy day in ;\;he week. · Alpha: Reallyl Virginia: Yes, this i□ it.

Spiritualism.

Pete: Say Badge vih., t is s::_:iiri tu��li sm o,11 ab out?

Bodge: It remains to be seen.

A Wise Father.

Mr. Mullen(l\[E:r:)ting his son): Hello JoEl Burr, Hows your .-:.-ather?

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'.l'llo r:arb::>,'.1:0 men is 11c1·0 !:i.ss 1:urr:;:,hrcy s J.iare-nret: 11 him \le (From c 0ep tl10u-·ht) i,ij_ss Humphreys: d.on '.t \78.nt rmy to-clctJ.

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G:i. ve ilc r Ho0t11 ( rl'o 1H,tle Poclco slidi:w cown banist-:r) I v,oulcm I t, do t�rnt. .inc r:·. li.o l1 r1011lc1 it look 7 o.n CouPse :;0\1 vrnulcin 't. ou'i' ol_cl lcdy like

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�-'hoy r3c:y mut1oy talks. li1j_ss T,ond.crgon: ·iicl.l ! r. lonson: I vrondni� l1or, that, idea or:i_r.-irn:tcd?

1 j_ s s LondcrfO!l: i!lio . l'coson: Have :•'01J_ ncv.-; .:· noti eccl t�10 J.Et<.ly on the do 118.r.

Too Chc8:r) Judge r11 utt ·

cJ.l John c:_j_c: Ll10 -or:Lso1v)1" o .Z'fc!r any res stc1 1 cc? ··nJ.y o. ..,1 c:nd I vrouldn't tc;l�c it.

01ficcr Connolly: 1

"'11 2.lk:Ln,'.S of hons n , r0r.1aiokoc.l f1.•a11ccs, "ro·,iircls 0hc ,·:ould hatch me of nn old hen rny d::1.cl once lw.c1. out on:·tll1 nf :fro1t1 8. tcnniS-b3.ll to �1 lenon. One cla? f she sat on e. ·,):i.ccc o ice �,ncJ. sho i10.tc.l";::.S Qut t,:,o quarts o; hot .,ater. :i "·J'hats doosn 't cono un to 8. clui)-footed he�1 my mo·�,bc1" once h2d., "re":1::'1"l'::ed _;ate:, "The�' had been f'cecl­ inr; her by m:;.st2 1 �0 on so'::ch.1,st ins i:.-:c:i.d of ant i,1cetl. ··ell she la:id t 1:rclvc c:r.::s c'.ncl s·'t on ::..i1om Hnd 1 .ilC;n tn.c u ·�atc;-1cc.l, eleven of .. l ·r,1 hnd ood.on J.e,�-s and tho . s a vrood-pc c1,:r)r." tv1c: lfth

ri'he pPincipal tr::m:.. rnits ·L..o us tl1c orj_r inal copy of t'_is c_:c 1sc for' o.br::encc: Niss Beem: ·:able didn't have :·ny ci.octor, sho only h2d tho n11..1mTlS, j_n tno days s;_--10 ,12s alri.c•·'.rit, .she r:18.de a mis­ take and sa:Lcl site had 2 doctop.

Yours forevo r, J·;irs. P icrson.

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Ellen: what bec0,1.1e of .Adol,h, he v:rr.:,s paying so r.rnch attention to you?

I don't know.

I let hi□ walk to tlIB g�ocery store with ne and after he s2,w how rr..uch vre had to 1,ay for thinc;s to ue,t he just qv.it cor;.ing to s0e me.

Student Body Heetj_nc

So1)homore: Henrietta:

Announcing a ps,rty to be e;i ven.

Well, whats the icl ea of 6i ving a party an�,we.y?

"Ear :..12,rks 11 Senior Cl�ssific�tion Pete I s C:l.ue}: IS Hen:c i et t8. 1 s Cleotild.� 1 s Emery's i1.lpha' s Virginia's Helen's Opal's }'ranees I s Ellen's John's na·,.,el Is liildred's H2,lph I r; i Iare;aret' s I�2..te's

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SE1'TIOR DITTIES"

Henrietta-----We-l-l I don't quite see--­ Fr1,�nces-------Well I don' c car� kids etc.---­ Ellen---------I'll get it tomorrow sure.------­ Chuck--------- Hot Dog!---John---------- Aw? Forget it.---­ }i��nery-------�•-Dog-011-i t. ---­ Opal----------????----Pete----·------You knov1 I wo uldn't do that!----·· Helen ---------Oh Fish!-- ----Virginia------I don't S'.;e why IIetz always kJcps thr-.. tbo ok!---­ Alpha----··---·•You tell I en. --15:ildred-------No\'f don't do that J\fa,ble---­ lli.able---··--··- -Avv! Heck----Ralph---··-----A-h-e-m---Cleotilde-----This Senior poem's driving t'.18 c:tnzy--­ Kate----------Holy Cats--Use your her•,d!--Tufu..r(�E�re t------Now you just shut up J ohn--"Bits of Sunshine from the Juniors:r iliss T/Ioem�: Geor0e, what <'.re the three ,.-rords used mo::; t fr2.quen tly 'cy the Juniors?

G�orge: I don't know. iT:j.ss 1Jl:oeur: Coi·rect. lliss J3eeri1:

Do o..11 of you know the Gettysburg address?

Junior (clreur_1ing) I thoughthe lived at l;h2 '.✓hite House.

Miss LfoCoy: Carl:

C2,rl, translP..tc the first line of our le::,son.

I didn't get tsta,t fe.r.

The 1·uler of Rus ::;i a is c o..lled the Czar V/lw.t a:::·e his children c2.11ed?

Cza,rd.ines.

?:Iiss 1'.foeur: 1'.Ietz:

l'Iiss Londergon: Can you tnll me vrhs,thap ens to gold when ex::_:iosecl very long to the air? lfa,rold: It rrould be stolen.

Uiss Baem: U· . rgaret wlw.t els8 do you knori of Benedict Arnold? :i-Jargaret: Vfell just be:fo·re he dies he cal '.ed far his ,mion stl.i t .

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