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VOLUME 21
I TS F OOT BAL L TIME IN
TENN ES S E E
NUMBER 10
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Round Racin’ .................... 20 && 21 Racing News & Views
Precious Memories ................. 2 By Kay Christopher
Penny Pinchers ......................... 13 Money saving hints and tips
Bible Beat .............................. 8 && 9 Quizzes, puzzles, facts
Seen and Heard .......................... 2 By our readers
Entertainment ............................ 4 Trivia, facts, movie mistakes
Writer's Page ............................ 18 Our readers submitted writings
Aunt Hattie ............................... 12 Hurry-up recipes
According to the Almanac ......... 4 When to do what
Never Loose Money .................. 14 By Bob Tonachio
Obituaries ................................... 7 Monthly
Fun & Facts for Kids only ....... 26 And Adults
Business Directory .................... 31 Contact info for local businesses
Can You Find Me¿ ................... 22
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SEEN & HEARD IN ROANE COUNTY
Places to visit in Roane County
By O.I. Seenya • A cashier at a local business laughing, while she held up the line, while texting on her phone. • A Paw Paw and his Grand daughter riding a motorcycle around their pool, then accidentally sliding it into the pool. The biggest scream and concern from Nanny? OMG--Did it tear the lining? • Beautiful flowers at South Harriman Baptist Church! • Arbys mobile sandwich service coming to Lowes parking lot for the next few weeks to help decide if Roane County is a good fit for a restaurant.
Fort Southwest Point was constructed in 1797. It was located in Kingston, overlooking the Clinch and Tennessee Rivers. At its peak there were 625 soldiers stationed there. It became the headquarters for federal troops in Tennessee under the command of Colonel David Henley, as agent of war. The U. S. government’s shift to a protectionist role with the Cherokee was seen in how the troops carried their role as peace keepers. Their escort service across Cherokee territory became less to protect the travelers from attack by the Cherokee and more to ensure the travelers did not illegally settle on Cherokee owned lands. Also, the troops began to further protect Cherokee rights by forcibly removing white settlers who had illegally settled on Cherokee lands. Several treaties with the Cherokee were negotiated and signed at the fort. The Treaty of Tellico was also negotiated there. Roane County’s first post office was located at Fort Southwest Point. The first Indian school was also located at the fort site to teach the Indian children how to speak English. Fort Southwest Point is the only fort in Tennessee being reconstructed on its original foundation. The completed sections of the fort include a barracks, a blockhouse and 250 feet of palisade walls. The fort is owned and maintained by the City of Kingston. Open Tues. - Sat. 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM Closed Sun. and Mon. From Interstate 40 take Exit 352. Travel 1.9 miles on Highway 58 South. The Fort is on the hill on the right overlooking the junction of the Tennessee, Clinch, and Emory Rivers.
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Precious Memories By: Kay Christopher
The Emory Gap Cemetery Growing up in Emory Gap, Mama made all of kids go to church every Sunday. She and Daddy didn’t go with us, but she demanded we went ourselves. She didn’t care which church we went to, or if we only went just for Sunday School, as long as we went somewhere. We would either go to Valley Chapel Methodist or Emory Gap Baptist. A small child doesn’t know the difference in denominations, so we just went to both. One Sunday, me and my sister Sandra went to the Baptist church. It’s located behind Taco Bell and Kentucky Fried Chicken. At that time, there was nothing in the area except houses. A few houses behind the church was an old cemetery. Old folks said it was a cemetery for blacks, but there were white people buried there, also. We went to Sunday School, then left, not staying for church. We walked down the road and up to the old graveyard. Old tombstones or carved rocks were plentiful. I don’t remember the oldest markers, but seems like they were in the early 1800s. The cemetery was not well kept and there were weeds and thorns growing everywhere. It was sad to see all the forgotten graves left to grow up into trees. I read in the 60s, when the interstate came to downtown Emory Gap, that someone went in and graded a lot of the cemetery lots to put a store in on the highway. The developer denied it, but ancestors of the dead said there were several graves missing. Since the cemetery was so abandoned, I guess there was no way of proving where the grave sites had been. There are historical groups working on projects of identifying grave sites and cemeteries in the county. Maybe they can solve the mystery of the missing graves.
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Entertainment
Ridiculous names celebrities have named their babies Pilot Inspektor Lee Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
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Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings Begin diet to gain weight.............................8,27 Little Pixie Frou-Frou Geldof Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bronx Mowgli Wentz Begin diet to lose weight...........................12,22 Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Breed animals......................................3,4,30,31 John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp Bear Blu Jarecki Castrate animals...................................26,27,28 Moon Unit Zappa Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa Cut hair to discourage growth...................12,13 Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof Katie Price and Peter Andre Cut hair to encourage growth......................8,25 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates Rocket Valentin Rodriguez Cut Hay......................................................10,11 Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton Destroy pests and weeds............................10,11 Free Carradine David Carradine and Barbara Hershey Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver Harvest aboveground crops...........................4,5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton Rumer Willis Harvest belowground crops.......................12,13 Kal-El Coppola Cage Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim Have dental care...................................21,22,23 Moroccan Scott Cannon Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Blue Ivy Carter Plant aboveground crops ....................8,26,27,28 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles Scout LaRue Willis Plant belowground crops...........................17,18 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Prune to discourage growth.......................19,20 For all sad words Prune to encourage growth..................2,3,29,30 of tongue and pen, SEPTEMBER EVENTS Quit smoking.............................................12,22 The saddest are these, Labor Day Half Moon Music Set posts or pour concrete.............................4,5 'It might have been'. Street Fest Festival Slaughter livestock..............................26,27,28 - John Greenleaf Whittier Sept. 1st 10 am-6 pm Sept. 14 1 pm-5 pm Start projects.............................................25,26 Historic Downtown Blue Springs Cove on Wean animals or children..........................12,22 Harriman Watts Bar Lake Happy Birthday
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IN MEMORY - Ray Adams
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Memories of a Mountain Boy - Not very much thought about by anyone but remembered by many at times - the late 1930's and early 1940's. I was born in 1930 during the depression days in the average mountain family the middle one of seven children. Always proud of a hard working dad and mother who taught to love and fear God, work and save for a rainy day. I cherished the memories of youth and the acquaintances of old people. A family blessed with love, health and vitality. Days when the horse, mule and ox were going out and cars, trucks and machinery were moving in. Some very vivid memories of the stories and tales of the family and old folk which my children and young people of today know very little of such as snow on the covers in early morn, dragging wood after school after walking two miles one way to school, and the homemade cakes and cookies for Christmas. The Saturday wash day, with wash pots and tubs with rub boards and carrying of wood and water, and the days before diapers when mom sent for a hip pin to change young sis, and hogs to slop, chickens to feed and gather eggs, cows to milk, kindling to get before supper. So, lessons to learn by kerosene lamp after supper. Wet days or bad weather was to shuck corn then shell for mill days. First the water mills then the gasoline. Spring days were the busy days for getting ready for an early garden, stables to clean, hens nest to make, and a thousand and one other things to do. When Kylie is making great progress in preschool for the hearing impair- planting was done and the days began to get warm the perch and brim began to bite in the creek. ment. Kylie is working on lip reading and she is getting speech Ray Adams (1/8/1970) therapy twice a week and last month she said ball, bear and baby. Her mom takes her to school every day & wanted you to know they still need a lot of prayers and wanted to say “Thank You” to every If you have a need please contact us anytime, we are here to encourage you and will one for keeping Kylie & the family in your prayers. Kylie has a put you on a pray list, pray over you or try to help with your needs anyway we can. long way to go but they know through God his work will be done.
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Obituaries
IN LOVING MEMORY
Cole Duane Heide
July 23rd Aug. 10th John Cecil Park, 67, Harriman Carolyn Hampton, 70, Harriman July 26th Aug. 11th Mamie L Johnson, 88, Harriman "Bill" McKinney, 87, Harriman July 28th “Dottie” Galyon, 84, Harriman Florence Cox, 84, Oliver Spgs Ralph Hensley, 80, Oliver Spgs Dennis Seiber, 91, Oliver Spgs Aug. 12th July 29th David P. Kirkland, 64, Harriman Dora Bridges, 88, Harriman Sharon Shephard, 44, Oliver Spgs Aug. 1st Aug. 14th (Rusty) Ward, 69, Oliver Spgs Angela M. Campbell, Kingston Aug. 3rd Marian Shields, 98, Kingston Gladys Warren, 88, Kingston Norman Morgan, 89, Oliver Spgs Aug. 4th Aug. 18th Margaret Huckelby, 79, Coal Hill Betty L. Yandell, 82, Kingston Aug. 19th China B. Goins, 23, Harriman Aug. 5th Miranda Guy, 28, Harriman “Wayne” Moore, 73, Rockwood Aug. 23rd Aug. 7th Barbara Martin, 66, Oliver Spgs William Ownby 57, Philadelphia Rhonda Simpson, 57, Kingston Ruth Anderson, 93, Niota Aug. 24th Aug. 9th "Bill" Overton, 62,Oliver Spgs Juanita Blasingame, 69, Kingston
“You will lose someone you can’t live without,and your heart will be badly broken, and the bad news is that you never completely get over the loss of your beloved. But this is also the good news. They live forever in your broken heart that doesn’t seal back up. And you come through. It’s like having a broken leg that never heals perfectly—that still hurts when the weather gets cold, but you learn to dance with the limp.” Anne Lamott
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May 1, 1983 - September 16, 2003 Days have passed and turned to years Still we want you to be here Still we miss you everyday Still the tears don't go away Still our hearts are filled with pain Still we wait to meet again Still the sadness never ends Still our lives will never mend Still we long to see your face Still we survive through God's grace Still the memories fill our souls Still we love you our precious Cole we can hardly believe its been 11 years since we've seen your wonderful smile!
Sadly missed by: Mom (Jill), Aunt Joni, Uncle Mike, cousin Barrett, Grand (Johnny) and Nin (Darla), and all who loved you.
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The Church Feud Church feuds are not uncommon. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside. One week our pastor decided to press his position by preaching on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. That Sunday, the choir director led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.' The next Sunday, the pastor preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.' The next Sunday, the pastor preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.' The pastor became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.' After the pastor resigned the next week, he preached his last sermon at the church telling the congregation that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'
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Bible Trivia 1. What did God count Abram’s faith to him as? 2. What sin stopped Moses from leading the children of Israel into the Promised Land? 3. Whose hair when cut annually weighed two hundred shekels by the king’s weight? 4. During what traumatic event did the apostle Paul take bread and give thanks? 5. Which man killed a lion with his bare hands? 6. What was the sign that the angels gave to the shepherds, so that they would recognize Jesus? 7. Who was to be named Zacharias, after the name of his father, until his mother intervened? 8. In what town did Jesus turn water into wine? 9. How long had the infirm man lain at the pool of Bethesda? 10. What “doeth good like a medicine”?
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Lamb of God, John 1:29-34 Second Sunday in Ordinary Time
During the Mass at communion time, we say, Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. Jesus knows how hard it is to remain a Good Christian in the world. He knows what you are tempted to do. After you ask Jesus to help, you will be strong enough to say, “No,” to the wrong words and actions and “Yes,” to the right words and actions. Jesus watches out for and helps his sheep.
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
Trivia Answers: 1. Righteousness 2. Hitting a rock twice (instead of speaking to it) 3. Absalom 4. Sea voyage 5. Samson 6.Wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger 7. John 8. Cana 9. Thirty-eight years 10. A merry heart
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Lamb of God, John 1:29-34 John told Andrew and another friend that Jesus was the Lamb of God spoken of in the scriptures. Andrew went and got his brother, Simon. They followed Jesus and listened to him all afternoon. Spend an afternoon with Jesus, reading the Bible and doing kind things for your family and friends. E S H O L Y B E F O R E S C A M E D I O T S A H E A D G T W A T E R R T H A T W M H O T O W A R D A W A Y U E K B V M X D A L N E B Z C S A U E U S S A S E E C B V D T T X R E M A I N U X X I H U M A D E W N A T I H O R I A F U R T H E R B P O E H H K T S Y U C D E W L G D I Y A X S V G O I E H T E P M I W I L L D O P R W I E W M W S B E O O V H O D O S U T N M D I D C E R E C D Z N H E B I T U I E L I K E F O V K X A C E I M A W J H Z X U Y Y S X R M E I N B F R V P M Q T I T K A J P A Q O I R D I X B Q T D B O N S D W E I D F L M N T X M W S I K C L G R H M S R O M T S S G A S O A Z N N D L A W C U I W Z A E A L F I R W E N O E A N G N S T N N T D R Y A N L P W E A T A K J O X Y H H O D E N I S D O J R N U E S J B D O L I D K A G L N N I S X Y N B B U T J A E M J M F B M K G I W S G I Y that remain Israel coming after told said Jesus day ahead toward saw john did and upon saying known dove away water see lamb down baptize whomever sent like existed baptizing why sins made from because will sky man further before with son might god behold world spirit next have but you takes not him came testified ranks holy come
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Bible Quest
A Sunday school teacher was 1. What was God to give Abraham as an everlasting possession? telling her class the story of 2. What lie was told about Naboth that led to him being stoned and the Good Samaritan, in which Ahab taking possession of his vineyard? a man was beaten, robbed 3. Which supernatural being or beings does the Bible say the Sadduand left for dead. cees did not believe in? She described the situation 4. Who won the hand of Caleb’s daughter, Achsah? in vivid detail so her students 5. What is the “light of the body”? would catch the drama. 6. The southern kingdom of divided Israel eventually fell, but to which great power? Then she asked the class, 7. You will be healed if you “pray for one another” and what else? "If you saw a person lying on 8. What is in the hypocrite’s eye? the roadside all wounded and 9. Which book of the Bible follows Jonah? bleeding, what would you 10. What inscription was on the altar in Athens? do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up!"
Bible Quest Answers 1. (Gen 17:8)
6. (2 Ki 25)
2. (1 Ki 21:10)
7. (Jam 5:16)
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8. (Matt 7:5)
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9. (Jon 4:11 - Mic 1:1)
5. (Matt 6:22)
10. (Acts 17:23)
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Points to Ponder I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for about a buck at the bowling alley.
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Always remember that every obstacle can be an opportunity. In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then, a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand. Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.
Here Comes the Bride All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
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Household Hints Grating onions. Put your onion holding hand in a plastic bag. Then when you are finished grating put the bag around the onion without touching it. The leftover onion is ready to refrigerate and your hands don't smell! Cutting onions. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying! Unclog salt shaker. Put a few grains of rice in with the salt, which will absorb any moisture. Eliminate the fat from soup and stew. Drop a few ice cubes into the pot and stir. The fat will cling to the cubes. Just throw away the ice cubes before they melt!
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It’s Football Time in Tennessee, so here’s some Awesome recipes for your Big Orange Party
Big Orange Meatballs 2 pounds ground beef 2eggs 3/4 cup instant oatmeal 3 tablespoons dried minced onion 3/4 cup shredded mild Cheddar cheese
1/4 cup ketchup 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 (12 ounce) bottle barbecue sauce
Prevent muffin tops from burning. When filling the muffin pan with In a large bowl, mix together the ground beef, eggs, oatmeal, onion, Cheddar cheese, ketchup, salt, batter, leave one cup empty. Put cold water in that cup right before and pepper using your hands. Form into tiny meatballs about 1 inch wide. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees). Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the meatballs, and cook, you put the pan in the oven. Keep the grease from splattering. Sprinkle a little salt in your frying turning frequently, until browned, about 10 minutes. Use a slotted spoon to transfer the meatballs to a baking dish. Cover with barbecue sauce. Bake for 30 minutes in the preheat oven, until sauce is thick pan before cooking. and meatballs are cooked through. Serve hot. Prevent foods like oatmeal, potatoes or pasta from boiling over. Take Tennessee Chicken Wings a stick of margarine and grease the inside of the pot about one inch down from the top. The boiling food will contain itself. 30 chicken wings, wing tips discarded 1 teaspoon liquid mesquite smoke flavoring Soften brown sugar. Place a slice of apple in hardened brown sugar 2 teaspoons ground cayenne pepper 1/2 cup chopped onion to soften it back up. 2 teaspoons seasoned salt 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 cup Louisiana-style hot sauce 4 cloves garlic, minced Sweeten corn. When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar 1/3 cup molasses 2 cups prepared blue cheese dressing to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness. Sucanet. Is a natural sugar which is good for your body. Determine whether an egg is fresh. Immerse it in a pan of cool salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh. If one end tips up, it is less fresh. If it rises to the surface, throw it away. Prevent mold from forming on cheese. Store with a few sugar cubes in a tightly covered container. Stop ice-cream leaks. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice drips.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Sprinkle chicken wings on all sides with cayenne pepper and seasoned salt, and spread in a single layer into a large baking dish. Bake the wings in the preheated oven until the skin is browned and crisp, 30 to 40 minutes, turning the wings over halfway through cooking for even browning. While the wings are baking, combine hot sauce, molasses, and liquid smoke flavoring in a saucepan over medium-low heat. Stir in the onion, green pepper, and garlic, and bring the mixture to a boil. Stir in the blue cheese dressing. Reduce heat to a simmer, and cook until the onions are translucent, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat. Transfer the wings from the baking dish to paper towels to drain excess grease. Pour off any excess fat from the dish, and return the wings to the dish. Pour the sauce evenly over the wings, turning them over with a spatula or tongs to coat all sides with sauce. Return to the oven and bake until the sauce has thickened and cooked onto the wings, about 20 minutes. Cool for about 5 minutes before serving.
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8 oz. package cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup mayonnaise 3 cups coarsely grated Cheddar cheese 10 oz. can diced tomatoes with green chile peppers, undrained
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Mix cream cheese and mayonnaise together in a large bowl. Stir Cheddar cheese, tomatoes with green chile peppers, corn, green bell pepper, and green onion into cream cheese mixture. Cover and refrigerate for flavors to blend, 2 hours to overnight
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Two-minute tummy tuck:
Seated or standing anywhere, inhale allowing the abdominal muscles to relax gently outward. Think of your tummy as a balloon. Exhale, contracting the abdominal muscles tightly inward, as if you were trying to get every single bit or air out of the balloon. Hold a minute and inhale to repeat.
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Baskets
Fake a clean house
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Penny Pinchers
They're a pretty way to store everything from mail and magazines to toys and tools. Labeling baskets • Freeze bananas. Simply remove the peel and place whole bananas with hanging tags — with either family members' names or the types of items they contain — can help in a gallon-sized freezer bag. They can remain frozen for up to three months. When you’re ready to use them, allow the bananas to come you stay organized. to room temperature for 30 minutes before eating or adding to a Under-Bed Storage Containers Stowing clothes and other items in the empty space below your bed is a simple way to get them out recipe. of sight. In rooms without enough space for a laundry hamper, they can serve as a tucked-away spot • Save money on services you need by receiving them from students for dirty laundry. in training. Examples: Hairdresser, Dental, Massage. Check your Disposable Cleaning Wipes local yellow pages for the nearest school; call and make sure they Pre-moistened cleaning wipes are great for quickly wiping down your kitchen and bath fixtures and do appointments. All work done is carefully watched over by the countertops. It's also smart to use anti-bacterial ones on doorknobs and frequently touched surfaces instructors. when someone in your household has been sick. • Ask your doctor for free samples. Pharmaceutical companies flood
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doctors with samples of all kinds of expensive prescriptions. If your Dusting has to be one of the most detested cleaning tasks. But disposable dusters make it much easier doctor doesn't offer, ask. than it used to be. As a quick fix, concentrate your dusting in the room where you anticipate spending • Always consider generic. Ask your doctor to prescribe the cheapest the most time with your guests. form of medicine. Sometimes the Pharmacist will ask if you will Sticky Lint Roller accept generic, make sure your insurance company is okay with this. Anything upholstered can seem like a magnet for lint and pet hair. Luckily, you can make your couch, Some will be and some won’t, ask in advance or you may be stuck chairs, and pillows look like new using lint rollers with sticky contact paper. You can also use lint rollers with the bill. to de-lint your bath mats and towels. Extra-wide lint rollers and rollers on a long handle (like a broom) are even available these days. This is a task that's fun and easy for the kids. So while you're straightening • Toner/Astringent -- Use witch hazel instead. No need to dilute -use full strength. You can also rinse with a splash of Apple Cider up, put them to work! Vinegar after cleansing -- it balances out the Ph of your skin. Decorative Blankets
Have an icky stain on your sofa? In a pinch, you could flip the cushion, but if that's not an option, toss • To keep Cold Cream from spoiling and to maintain its freshness, a pretty blanket over the unsightly spot. Neatly-folded blankets and throws also make a nice cover for keep it in the refrigerator. Plus it is so cool! decorative baskets filled with clutter that you haven't had time to sort yet. • Keep your pantyhose in the freezer, and they will last longer.
Storage Ottoman
Multipurpose storage ottomans have become a favorite decorative accessory among busy moms. • For great lotion, mix one-part lotion with one-part Vaseline. It They're a nice place to stow everything from extra pillows to children's toys — and to put your feet works better than plain lotion, and, depending on the cost of your lotion, you can stretch its value. up at the end of a long day. • Cut back on the amount of shampoo you use. Do the same with toothpaste. The manufacturers want us to use more, so we buy more.
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Kotlikoff: Investors at Risk of Wipe out… SIPC is a Fraud… Economist warns all Americans to close brokerage accounts immediately!
In the event of a Ponzi scheme, the SIPC will claw back money from anyone who has withdrawn it in the last two years, Kotlikoff says. Economist Laurence Kotlikoff is calling on all Americans to close their brokerage accounts immediately because of the risk of a total wipe out — a risk he says stems from a massive Wall Street insurance scam perpetrated by the Securities Investor Protection Corp. (SIPC). Bob Tonachio “SIPC, a brokerage ‘insurance’ arm of Wall Street, has been and remains today engaged in insurance fraud,” Kotlikoff told ThinkAdvisor in a telephone interview. “SIPC claims to insure brokerage accounts. Nothing could be farther from the truth. What it's really doing is placing all brokerage account holders at extreme risk.” The Boston University professor, who has long been outspoken on a wide range of public policy questions, was careful to add that investors in mutual funds are likely to be safe if their fund companies place assets in the care of third-party custodians who are responsible for the safety of customer funds and do nothing but custody assets. But the arrangement is very different in the case of brokerage accounts, nearly all of which notify their customers — fraudulently in Kotlikoff’s view — that accounts are insured up to $500,000. The economist offers as his Exhibit A of the fraudulent nature of this insurance the fact that Wall Street firms, including such giants as Goldman Sachs with nearly a trillion dollars in assets, were, until the Madoff scandal, paying premiums totaling a mere $150 a year to SIPC. (Today SIPC members pay .0025 of net revenue from eligible products.) “How can there be any insurance protection for brokerage accounts if they don’t have any money [to pay claims]?” Kotlikoff asks. Congress created SIPC in 1970 legislation to protect investors in the event of a brokerage failure and thereby increase their confidence, but the Wall Street firms who make up its membership prefer to hold onto their cash rather than reserve funds sufficient to pay large claims to investors. But the real crime, says Kotlikoff, is a process by which Wall Street firms criminalize innocent brokerage account holders by essentially making them pay for any criminal misconduct — not once, but twice. “If your broker, or the broker at the next desk, engages in fraud that shuts down the firm,” Kotlikoff explains, you’ve not only lost your hard-earned assets, but SIPC will put its army of paid-by-the-hour lawyers to recover other customer losses from you. By declaring the fraud a Ponzi scheme, the organization can claw back any funds from account holders who withdrew money from their accounts in the past two years (or six, under some circumstances), under the theory that the account holders knew something was amiss and reacted by withdrawing their wealth. Bob Tonachio is CEO of Robert James & Associates, Inc. he may be contacted at 1-865-376-4925 or Email: robjames1@msn.com Consultations are free of charge in Harriman, Kingston, Knoxville and Rockwood.
SEPTEMBER 2014
Beauty is in the Beholder’s Eye
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws. "You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a girl in the line said to the little fellow. Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him. "I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles," she said, while tracing her finger across the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful." The boy looked up, "Really?" "Of course," said the grandmother. "Why just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles." The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma's face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."
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DICHOTOMY OF AGE
By: Timothy Joseph There exists a double standard when it comes to aging. Everything is hunky-dory from the time we are born, all through adolescence, school, college, and career. Then, all of a sudden, a duplicity rears its ugly head and we’re seen as “old”. Along with that vision (from the younger set—and yes, some of the “older” set) we have suddenly lost all the attributes of youth. I appreciate very much that “seniors” get very minor financial breaks by businesses, we should, we’re not making those big bucks anymore, and fixed incomes can’t match full time salaries. And I’m glad there is an AARP, and Medicare. I fully accept I can’t work my butt off physically as I use to, re-shingle my roof, or split a cord of wood in one afternoon, but I draw the line right there—physical endurance—that’s it. It upsets me that our society suddenly shoves us into various pockets of diminished intellect, value, emotion, and ability. My vast experience gave me what no ‘right out of college’ professional could possibly have—far more knowledge. Was that 25 year-old a manager on a 2.02 Billion Dollar project; has he testified on the stand regarding numerous environmental concerns; has he written hundreds of documents and professional journal articles; or taught students how to think? I have. No, it doesn’t make me a better person or special at all, but it does make me ‘smarter.’ I’m one heck of a lot keener now than when I graduated with my gung-ho Ph.D. Just because my muscles today can’t match my twenty or thirty year old muscles, don’t go projecting that inability anywhere else—yet society does—big time. Case in point-1: How often will a company hire a seasoned professional over 65 instead of a 25 year old suave looking guy in a slim three-piece suit with nowhere near the experience? Need I answer that? I can out-write, out-think, out-produce, and out-manage any 25 year old, but companies will nearly always place their bet on the younger guy. I’m not “knocking” the younger set at all, I was once there, wanted that job, and glad I got it, but I sure as heck wasn’t smarter than the older guy competing with me. Case in point-2: TV is full of romance, passion, sex, and love. We see unclad gorgeous male and female bodies in all positions of passion fill the evening shows. Great looking young high school kids, and thirty and forty year old models are continually entwined, moaning, kissing and cuddling—their lovely naked butt’s right there in front of us. They are deeply emotional, passionate, loving, sensitive, and may even cry because they love someone so much. That’s great—and beautiful. But how many times have you seen an “Older” couple with the same love story, profoundly emotional, kissing, entwined, tears? I can’t think of any. The “Less than Senior” population (in the majority), have two very skewed misconceptions about us. One, they assume we somehow left all our emotions behind when it comes to passion, love, and affection (or don’t want to imagine it); and two, they believe we can no longer feel love or as much depth of emotion as ‘they’ do, because after so long, surely you must lose it. So, without realizing, the “Senior” minority is unfairly pushed into the closet, while the good looking, virile, younger set are assumed to be the exclusive owners of passion. Okay all you “younger set” who may be reading this (if you haven’t stopped by now), quit shaking your heads at me—I know you are. I’m not at all upset. I envy you, and I wish I were your age. Celebrate your passion, just know I too own it, and I too celebrate it. Don’t shudder thinking that when I kiss my beautiful wife, I get turned on, even with wrinkles on my brow. You don’t get offended seeing those beautiful young bodies gyrating in the movies—so just understand that a few wrinkles aren’t barriers to passion, but in fact are but lines of script written upon our faces declaring a beautiful life filled with love and passion. Erase that dumb “age” duplicity because it doesn’t exist—won’t you please? Society needs to stop and understand that to pigeonhole based on how many times a person has traveled around the sun, makes no sense whatsoever. If you believe for a second an eighteen or twenty year old has more passion or love than a seventy year old, well, simply put, you’re wrong. Hey, I was once an eighteen year old, a twenty year old, a thirty year old, and a forty year old. When I fell in love with a girl in high school (she knows who she is), it was intense and real, and made tears flow from my eyes. And when I fell in love with my wife, it was intense and real, and made tears flow from my eyes. And the love I have today for my wife, is intense and real, and makes tears flow from my eyes. And when I think of that beautiful girl in high school I fell in love with, it is still intense and real and brings tears to my eyes. You get the point? Look, please, don’t think for a moment that the younger set have anything over the senior set, except maybe the ability to get hired or split a cord of wood. My ability to think, comprehend, create, and produce, as well as my depth of emotion, passion, love, and empathy, have only “Increased” with time and experience—NOT diminished. Society, look at the facts (other than the number of years alive), and see every “Individual” for all they are, age aside. Sure, there will come a time when everyone will eventually lose their mental faculties, and that’s when you can call me ‘old’ and be correct that I’m diminished. And we all will get there—including you, no one is immune. But until then, though we have wrinkles and our hair line is retreating, know that we have just as much depth, intellect, creativity, vitality, ability, passion, emotion, and love as you do—NO!—in all honesty, we lead you in all those areas, but hey, it won’t be long until you catch up to us. I wish you love. tj - www.timothyjoseph.net
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SEPTEMBER 2014
9-11...We Should Never Forget
1. The number of children who lost a parent in the events of 9/11 was 3,051. Seventeen babies were subsequently born to women whose husbands died during the attacks. Nine months after 9/11, the number of births in New York City rose by 20 percent compared to the same month in 2000. 2. The total value of art lost when the Twin Towers collapsed exceeded $100 million. Items included Alexander Calder’s sculpture WTC Stabile, Joan Miró’s epic World Trade Center Tapestry, a painting from Roy Lichtenstein’s Entablature series, and others by Picasso and David Hockney. 3. One of the unsung heroes of 9/11 was a guide dog, Roselle, a yellow Labrador who led her blind owner, Michael Hingson, down 78 stories of the North Tower and to the home of a friend. 4. Only 291 dead bodies were recovered “intact” from Ground Zero. The parents of Lisa Anne Frost, 22, who was a passenger on United Flight 175, which hit the South Tower, had to wait almost a year before anything belonging to their daughter was found by workers sifting through debris. 5. In total, workers sifted through more than one million tons of debris looking for remains and personal effects. They found 65,000 items, including 437 watches and 144 wedding rings. 6. The section of the Pentagon hit by Flight 77 had just undergone a $258 million rearmament, in which walls had been strengthened and reinforced windows had been installed. Many right next to the plane’s point of impact remained intact. 7. When the 9/11 ringleader, Mohamed Atta, checked in at Logan airport, in Boston, his name triggered an alert on the airport’s security system and his bags were never put in the plane’s hold. 8. Hundreds of memorials, dedications, flagpoles, crucifixes and artworks have been made using steel from Ground Zero. These include a cross in Shanksville, Philadelphia, where United Flight 93 crashed, made out of steel from the North Tower, and a Memory and Light monument in Padua, Italy. 9. Property developer Larry Silverstein bought the 99-year lease on the World Trade Center for $3.2 billion just six months before they were destroyed. He is now rebuilding a commercial office and shopping complex, alongside a memorial and museum, on the site. 10. Earlier this year, the official death count for 9/11 was raised by one to 2,753. New York’s Medical Examiner’s Office ruled that Jerry Borg, an accountant and part-time actor, had died in late 2010 from a lung disease caused by inhaling dust close to the World Trade Center. 11. Five of the 9/11 hijackers stayed in a motel right outside the gates of the American spy organization, the National Security Agency, in the days immediately before the attacks. 12. Black boxes stored in the tail of Flight 77 were reported as having been discovered in the Pentagon on September 12 2001. Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld later said that data from the cockpit voice recorder was unrecoverable. This is thought to be the first time in 40 years that a cockpit voice tape, once found, has yielded no data.
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The Roane Reader proudly presents What Must I Do to be SAVED?
THE WRITER'S PAGE
by: Donna Kay Reynolds
by: Katie Bailey Randolph
Paul and Silas, while in jail, sang praises to the Lord. The earthquake loosed the prison doors the keeper drew his sword. He would have taken his own life, he would have died in fear But, Paul cried "do thyself no harm, for we are all still here". "What must I do to be saved?" the jailer asked of them. "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ", were the words they spoke to him. They gave him God's Word, he washed their stripes and set meat upon his table Believing in God with all his house, for God had made him able. The annual Roane Writers Group Gala 1950s-style sock hop will be held in Rockwood for the first time on September 20th, 5:30 - 9 pm in the Rockwood Events Center. This is the main fundraiser for the Student Writing Contest held each year in Roane County schools, home schools and other teaching entities. For more information about the Gala or the writing contest or to request an invitation supporters can call BJ Gillum @ 865-354-8658
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Words of Wisdom by: Elsie Wyrick Dear friends, We can put blind-folds on our eyes, plug up our ears and even harden our hearts so not to let God's Holy Spirit to convict us of our sins but no matter what we do, the truth is, God's Holy Word will not be changed to suit what we want it to be, just so we can justify our choices to do good or bad. Please take God's love, grace, mercy, and warm your heart, soul, and spirit and let Him convict you into repentance before it's to late.
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Want to Tip, but Don’t Know How Much? Cruise employees: Tipping policies vary between cruise lines, "but each one tells you when you board what is appropriate," Airport curbside check-in: $1-$2 per bag, more for oversized bags. Taxis: 15 percent of the fare. Airport shuttle bus drivers: $2 to $3. Limousine drivers: 10 percent to 20 percent of the bill. Roadside services for a rental car: No tipping required. Wedding tips guide: Wait staff: 15 percent to 20 percent of the catering bill. Bartender: 10 percent of liquor bill. Coat room/bathroom attendants: $1 per guest-paid by host. The beauty business get paid a commission only or minimum wage plus a small percentage of the fee. Remember them with these gratuities. Salon/spa tipping suggestions: Massage therapist: 10 percent to 15 percent of the charge. Hairstylist: 10 percent to 20 percent. Manicure or facial: 15 percent. Barber: $2 to $3.
harriman high school reunion August 30th - Sept. 1st Riverfront Park in Harriman
Beginning Saturday, Aug. 30th - noon
Hot-dog Vendor, Music, Visitation with classmates. Sunday, August 31st
Babahatchie Band will perform and melons will be provided. Bring your lawn chairs. There’ll be tents set up for various classes. Labor Day, Sept. 1st
Hooray for Harriman will have events downtown The Reunion is sponsored by Harriman High School Alumni of the 40s, 50s, and 60s.
For more information, contact: Doc Mullins at 717-2818 or Judy Bailey at 376-7872. (Please Pass the information along to other classmates.)
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A Wild Party
A Dog and a Boy
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving all over the road, ask him to get out of the car and take the breathalyzer test. Just as he is about to blow into the bag, the police radio informs the policemen of a robbery taking place in a house a short distance away. The police tell the partygoer to remain where he is, they will be right back; and they run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has 'flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with 'flu and has been there all day. However, the police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car, and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find the police car, lights still flashing.
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.... "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money." The boy dropped his head for a moment, then reaching deep into his pocket he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer and with that he let out a whistle, "Here Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up.... "I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would." With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands." With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy. "How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."
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Rockwood Memories Monday Trade Day
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First Aid relief Relieve muscle pain from working out. Try eating bananas! They're rich in potassium, a mineral that has long been prescribed to treat leg cramps!
There are many thousand people in the Rockwood area that will Get rid of itch from mosquito bite. Apply soap on the area for instant remember the highly successful Trade Day Event, sponsored by our relief. local downtown merchants and which was a monthly promotion here for many years. Treat bee stings. Cut an onion in half and press the cut side to the As the name implies, the First Monday Trade Day was held on the first Monday of each month and on sting, holding it there for at least ten minutes. Onions contain an that day merchants would go "all out" in offering special values and bargains for the shoppers from near enzyme that break down proteins and stops pain if applied soon and far who would flock to town on that day. Also restaurants would have special low priced items on enough after a sting. their menus, the service stations would offer special prices for oil changes, lube jobs, etc., and the theatre Prevent minor bruises from getting bigger and darker. Put ice on the would have an outstanding feature film with reduced matinée prices. bruise immediately after you get bumped. The attraction that brought the largest number of people to town occurred about 2:00 p.m. in the afternoon. That was when some ten cash awards were given to lucky shoppers whose name was drawn Nighttime cramps. If running gives you nighttime cramps in your from a large circular container. With each $1.00 traded with a cooperating merchant during the month calves drink tonic water before you go to bed. It contains quinine, a a customer was given a coupon upon which they wrote their name and address and placed in a secure plant extract that acts as a muscle relaxant. Add lemon to the tonic box at the store. These boxes were all emptied into the large container covered with wire mesh and water or mix it with orange juice to reduce its bitterness. turned with a handle so that all coupons would be thoroughly mixed. Many hundreds would gather on Cold sores. They heal faster and cause less pain when treated topicalRockwood Street as near the bank parking lot as possible where the drawings were held. It became ly with Pepto Bismol or another bismuth-containing antacid. Use a necessary to block off the street from traffic and have loud speaker hookups to announce names on cotton ball to dab the liquid onto the sore every four hours. winning coupons drawn. The lucky winner had to be present in order to secure the cash award, thus, the tremendous crowds on hand. "Brain freeze" when you're eating ice cream. Cold on the roof of Coupons would continue to be drawn and names called until a winner was present for all the lesser your mouth causes pain in the temples and eye sockets. The cure? ($ 5.00 to $50.00) awards, but if the grand prize ($100.00) was not present no further coupon was Drink a glass of warm water. drawn and that amount was added to the next month's grand prize. You can imagine the excitement You may not want to keep your medicine in your medicine cabinet. and anticipation that developed each "First Monday" as the grand award reached several hundred Steam from the shower can break down the pills' chemical makeup! dollars. And don't put your pills in a pale pillbox. The original packaging L.J. (Luke) Hinds, who had a clothing store came up with the original suggestion for the "First is brown for a reason: some pills lose their power when exposed to Monday Trade Days.' He got the idea from a similar promotion held at Lewisburg when he was man- sunlight. ager of a J.C.Penny Store there. Others who were original promoters of the event and who supported it strongly through many years included Maurice Greif (Bernard's) Lee Bilbrey(Bilbrey's) Ed Gibson Is your little one scared of the doctor? Blow soap bubbles to sooth (Thomas-Hill's) Al Burnham and D.W. McKay (Penney's) and at first, practically all other merchants and distract the child while the doctor goes to work. in the downtown area. Giving cats medicine. If your cat refuses to cooperate when you're The week prior to each First Monday, The Rockwood Times published a special section containing trying to give him liquid medicine, put the medicine on the top side advertising and publicity on the event and in addition mailed the section, usually a four page circular, of one of his paws. He'll instinctively lick it right off! to thousands of box holders in the Rockwood, Spring City, Kingston and Harriman area. For many Activated Charcoal absorbs toxins in the body (i.e. from taking a years we also conducted the drawings downtown which was the big feature of the day. Many clubs, organizations or church groups would take advantage of the crowds coming to town on lot of medicine). If you have a ruptured appendix, putting activated First Monday to conduct bake sales, sell tickets, etc. In the fall season the Civitan Club sold hundreds charcoal on the outside of skin absorbs it. Activated Charcoal is of pounds of the famous Claxton Fruit Cakes, which is still a major fund raising projects for many clubs also great if you have high cholesterol. Charcoal breaks down snake and groups! Grand Ole Opry stars such as Don Gibson, Ray Price and Ernest Tubb would sometimes venom in half so that it's no longer toxic and your body can absorb snake poison harmlessly. You may also grind activated charcoal, red make an appearance and do a show from a stage erected on a flat bed trailer... potato and flax seed oil together for a better remedy (place it in a rag Those who really "made hay" were the politicians and office seekers during the summer and fall in and put the rag next to your skin, to prevent it from staining your election years. My, how they would take advantage of the huge crowds by shaking hands, kissing skin). babies, making promises, pointing with pride, and viewing with alarm! Their election, it seems, would solve of our county's ills, from city hall to the courthouse and on to the state house and beyond! How- Sun block. Zinc oxide sunblock blocks the sun harmlessly for all ever, no political speeches or announcements were allowed during the time of the award drawings and ages. Avoid sunscreen, because it causes a chemical reaction with most merchants kept very neutral as far as partisan politics were concerned. the skin. The Rockwood First Monday Trade Day was continued for more than a decade, mainly during the United States Coast Guard Auxiliary fifties and sixties. Decreasing participation by local merchants led to its demise as well as the burden placed on the few leaders who did work to keep the event going on during the years it flourished the WATTS BAR GROUP, KINGSTON trade day event was an outstanding promotion. It gave Rockwood the leadership among the area towns When you join the Auxiliary you could: as "the place to go " to trade and created the image of a city with friendly, progressive, civic minded » Find yourself saving lives people » Become an instructor and teach boating safety classes Wouldn't it be nice to have a promotion like that again or a big farmer's market with acoustic musicians » Train for patrols on the water all around a'pickin and a'grinning ? Folks it COULD be done. 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Boy or Girl? 10 Gender-Predicting Old Wives' Tales Wondering if your little bundle of joy will be a boy or a girl? While the only accurate way to find out your baby's gender during pregnancy is from your doctor, playing the guessing game can be a lot of fun. Read on for some of the wackiest old wives' tales believed to predict the gender of your baby, and try some for yourself. And then tell us--were they right? How Low Can You Go? Rumor has it that if you are carrying your baby high, it's a girl. Carrying low? Stock up on blue. Similar tales say if you carry in front, you've got yourself a little boy, and if you expand horizontally, it's a girl. Body Clues Legends say that if you are having a little girl, she'll steal your beauty. So, if you've got acne and other not-so-pretty skin blemishes, you've got a little princess coming your way. Dry hands and cold feet are signs of a boy. So, if you've got these ailments, break out the baby blue. It's All in the Ring Swing Here's a fun one— take off your wedding ring, tie it to a piece of string, and hang it over your belly. If it swings in a circle, you are promised a boy; back and forth indicates a girl. The Old Drano Experiment This one is as old as it is weird. The mom-to-be is required to pee in a cup, and mix in a tablespoon of Drano. If the liquid turns green, you're having a girl. Blue? You guessed it. It's a boy. We don't recommend trying this one. Mixing these two can result in dangerous fumes or, scary enough, an explosion. A safer version of this experiment uses baking soda. If the mixture fizzles, it's a boy. If it doesn't, you've got yourself a girl!
Be Still My Heart Your baby's heart rate might be an indicator of its gender. If your little one's heart rate is under 140 beats per minute, you're having a little boy. If it's over, get ready for your little girl! Gimme that Chocolate! Craving sweets? According to some, that means your going to have a little girl. Salty and sour cravings indicate a boy. Age Isn't Just a Number Chinese birth charts use your age at conception and the month you conceived to determine the sex of your baby. Want to give it a shot? Try it! The Mayans used a similar method. They looked at your age at conception and the year your baby was conceived. If both are even or odd, it's a girl. If one is even and one is odd, oh baby — it's a boy! A Little Extra Padding Has your spouse been indulging in your pregnancy cravings, too? If your hubby packs on a little sympathy weight, the tales say you're in for a sugary-sweet little girl. Morning Sickness Blues Actually, morning sickness means pink. If you're stricken with a queasy stomach during your first trimester, think ribbons and bows. If you sail through your pregnancy with nary an upset stomach, it's blue all the way. Keying In If you've got a preggo friend, try this little experiment on her. Place a key in front of her and ask her to pick it up. If she grabs it by the narrow part, she'll have a sweet little girl. If she picks it up by the round part, she'll have an adorable little boy. So, all you moms-to-be — how many of these tests held true? Did they predict the gender of your little bundle of joy?
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5. Around the World in 80 Days, 1956 The mid-century obsession with Jules Verne's stories continued with Why was the teacher cross-eyed? this movie adaptation of the book Around the World in 80 Days. (She couldn't control her pupils!) The epic film won five Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Musical Score, and Best Screenplay. The cast reportedly included nearly What did the pen say to the 70,000 extras and 8,000 animals. Just be sure your family has three pencil? hours free to join Phileas Fogg on his 80-day race to circumnavigate (What's your point?!) the globe! How do you get straight A's? 4. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, 1954 (Use a ruler!) Are your children into movies with awesome special effects? Show them what great special effects looked like in in the 1950s! This What did you learn in school science fiction adventure received the Academy Awards for Best today? Special Effects and Best Art Direction – Color. The live-action Walt (Not enough, I have to go back Disney film — which was a blockbuster in its day — is based on the tomorrow!) classic novel of the same name by Jules Verne, in which the crew of the submarine the Nautilus must battle a terrifying giant squid. Why did the clock in the cafete3. Miracle on 34th Street, 1947 ria run slow? Did you know that this holiday-movie masterpiece won three Acad- (It always went back four emy Awards? In addition to taking home two Oscars for writing seconds!) (Best Original Story and Best Screenplay), it also won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor (Edmund Gwenn as Kris Kringle). Although Pencils could be made with it fell short in the Best Picture category (losing to Gentleman's erasers on both ends, but that Agreement), it's one of our favorite Christmas movies of all time! would be pointless. 2. Pinocchio, 1940 Jiminy Cricket! This Walt Disney classic was the first animated What's better than a talking movie to win a competitive Academy Award (Snow White and the dinosaur? (A spelling bee!) Seven Dwarfs received an honorary Oscar in 1937). Pinocchio won Why was the math book sad? for Best Original Song ("When You Wish Upon a Star") and Best (Because it had too many Original Score. The timeless tale of a wooden puppet that comes to problems!) life — and learns some life lessons — will capture your kids' hearts. And the #1 movie kids should watch… What do you do if a teacher rolls The Wizard of Oz, 1939 her eyes at you? Many movie critics and fans consider this to be one of the best (Pick them up and roll them back movies of all time. It received six Academy Award nominations, and to her!) won in two categories: Best Original Song ("Over the Rainbow") and Best Original Score. It lost in the Best Picture category to anoth- What building has the most er Technicolor masterpiece, Gone with the Wind. Nonetheless your stories? kids will love following the yellow brick road along with Dorothy, (The library!) Toto, and friends.
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Roane and Loudon Counties Early Head Start/Head Start/PreK Mid-East Head Start is taking Childrens' Applications for the 2013/2014 Program Year Head Start is an early childhood federal program that promotes the school readiness of children ages birth to five from income eligible families by enhancing their cognitive, social, and emotional development. We also serve pregnant women and their families
To complete an application or to get information please call the Fairmont Center in Harriman at 865-882-8737 Monday-Wednesday Site Admin Office Rolling Acres Fairmont
Phone 865-376-2308 865-882-0808 865-882-8737
P.O. Box 790 Mid-East Kingston, TN 37763 Community Action Agency www.mecaa.net
Mid-East Community Action Agency does not discriminate on the basis of national origin, sex, disability or age in its programs, activities or employment.
Happy Birthday
Larry “Catfish” Lemons Sept. 6th
Hey Kids! Do you have a favorite poem or short story you’ve written? Send it to us at 197 Shady Dr. Harriman, TN 37748, and we’ll print it!
Public Stargazing Tamke-Allan Observatory, Harriman
Every 1st & 3rd Saturday all year long. Public is welcome! The Tamke-Allan Observatory is located on Caney Creek Road - turn left onto Keller Road (near the TWRA boat launch area) and the road to the observatory is on the left. Amateur astronomers come to Tamke-Allan Observatory the 1st & 3rd Saturday of each month all year long, inviting the public to join them to observe the stars.
Gates open at 7 pm
For more info: www.roanestate.edu/obs or contact David Fields at 865-927-5155 or fieldsde@roanestate.edu for details.
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Baby Products That Are Amazing For Adults
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More Uses for Duct Tape
Baby wipes are great for taking off makeup. They can also be used to do many other things including Add extra insulation in your boots: Make your winter boots a little removing deodorant stains from clothes. bit warmer by taping the insoles with duct tape, silver side up. The shiny tape will reflect the warmth of your feet back into your boots. Diapers make surprisingly effective ice packs. Simply wet them and place in the freezer. The Beaba Babycook Baby Food Maker can be used to quickly reheat or defrost precooked foods. Pedialyte may help cure a hangover.
Hem your pants: No time to hem your new jeans? Fake it with a strip of duct tape. The new hem will last through a few washes too.
Make handcuffs: Create handcuffs for the bad guys by taping their Johnson’s baby oil is good for removing waterproof mascara. It can also be used to shave when you’re hands together around a tree to prevent them from becoming a danger to themselves or others. out of shaving cream. Earth Mama Angel Baby’s Natural Nipple Butter is surprisingly effective at treating chapped lips.
Aveeno Baby Eczema Therapy Moisturizing Cream is ideal for treating an adult’s dry skin, especially Mark a trail: Use duct tape to blaze a trail or signal for rescue, in the winter. A major selling point for this cream is that it’s less greasy than ones made specifically for especially if your DT is brightly colored or reflective. adults. Make emergency repairs on your Bug Out Vehicle: Repair leaking hoses, broken tail lights, windows that don’t stay and even bullet Puffs make for a delicious low calorie snack. There are only 25 calories in half a cup of these! holes with strips of duct tape. GoGo Squeez Applesauce On The Go pouches are yummy too. Pouch baby food brands like GoGo Squeez have actually started to court adults in addition to little Hang perimeter or security lights: String lights around your camp with a rope make of duct tape. ones, and why not? They’re delicious, portable, and 100% natural. Aveeno Baby Natural Protection Sunscreen is strong enough to protect an adult without using chemicals Make a disguise: Using trash bags and leaves, fashion a disguise then hold it all together with duct tape so that you can hide in plain sight. and extra additives. Baby powder is a must at the beach to remove sand from your body. It can also be used as a dry shampoo so you can go longer between washings. Gripe water can soothe an adult’s upset stomach. It can also help with bloating, intestinal pain, and gas. Laundry detergent made with babies in mind is also terrific for adults with sensitive skin. Brands for babies that are “free and clear” are not only gentle on sensitive skin, but strong enough to clean an adult’s laundry. Baby shampoo can safely wash delicate items like cashmere.
Happy Birthday
Ray Collett
Sept. 23rd
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Johnson’s Detangling Spray makes a good leave-in conditioner for adults. Actually, just about all baby detanglers are good for adult hair. Diaper rash cream can be used as a home remedy to treat a host of ailments.
Funny Signs •IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. •IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs •IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. •IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. •ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) •OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. •NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. •IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness. •SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car! •SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. •MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. •ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) •SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. •SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it. •POSTED AT A TOTAL BODY FITNESS SHOP: Satisfaction guaranteed in 30 days...or your old body refunded!
Outreach Program
Walnut Hill Church's mission is reaching the lost and helping people in need.
The Outreach program needs items donated to make them available to needy people in our area. Clothing - all sizes Shoes Socks Shampoo Soap
Tooth brushes Toothpaste Underclothes ĂďLJ ŝĂƉĞƌƐ and other items
Stamps & Cards School Supplies Back Packs Clothes Hangers ĂƐŚ ĚŽŶĂƟŽŶ
The people who get the items will be screened and records will be kept to assure the program is used in the right way.
Please pray for the Outreach program. /Ĩ LJŽƵΖĚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŽ ǀŽůƵŶƚĞĞƌ͕ ƉůĞĂƐĞ ĐŽŶƚĂĐƚ ƚŚĞ KƵƚƌĞĂĐŚ ůĞĂĚĞƌ͘ tĞ ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ŚĂǀĞ Ă ƉŽƐŝƟǀĞ ĂƫƚƵĚĞ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵ ĨŽƌ ŝƚ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ͘ Let God lead us in everything we do.
Now forming classes for abused women dŽ ĚŽŶĂƚĞ Žƌ ĨŽƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶ͕ ĐŽŶƚĂĐƚ &ĂLJĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ͕ Outreach Leader at 865-590-7192 or 865-308-9283.
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We want to hear your story, why you believe in Jesus or why you do not. What is your philosophy for life or after life? What do you put your trust in, do you have hope, no hope? If you want to share your story to explain why there is not a God or what God has done for you, we want to hear it. This is completely anonymous, no names will be given, this is not to put someone on a pedestal its to share our beliefs and try to build a friendly debate. Please send your story to info@roanereader.com and see your story published. Please have your articles in by the 22nd of each month.
The Helpful Farmer
SEPTEMBER 2014
I'm not perfect. I have all kinds of problems. I have no ability. I have no gifts. I'm just not worthy. Why would God want me? Well, did you know that... Moses stuttered. David's armor didn't fit. John Mark deserted Paul. Timothy had ulcers. Hosea's wife was a prostitute. Amos' only training was in the school of fig-tree pruning. Jacob was a liar. David had an affair. Solomon was too rich. Jesus was too poor. Abraham was too old. David was too young. Peter was afraid of death. Lazarus was dead. John was self-righteous. Naomi was a widow. Paul was a persecutor of the church. Moses was a murderer. Jonah ran from God's will. Miriam was a gossip. Gideon and Thomas both doubted. Jeremiah was depressed and suicidal. Elijah was burned out. John the Baptist was a loudmouth. Martha was a worry-wart. Noah got drunk. Did I mention that Moses had a short fuse? So did Peter, Paul - well, lots of folks did.
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of Yes, I believe, I talked to him today! He says HE WILL NEVER, the mud night and day." NEVER LEAVE US–well that is true too! When I was in an ER "Can't" replied the farmer. "At Trauma unit with life threatening injuries, He told me “not to sweat night I haul water for the hole." the small stuff, that he would restore me wholly. Then for the next 2 months during recovery, I could feel a tightness where HE was holding my hand. HE eased my pain, gave me a smile and people to witness to about his grace, love and goodness and healing power! I had many nurses, doctors and therapist visit me saying they were amazed at how good I looked and was recovering; they expressed fear in seeing the patient behind the door with such extensive injuries. YES, GOD IS REAL AND JESUS IS ALIVE, for HES TALKED TO ME, held me in his arms, answered my prayers, and has healing in HIS WINGS .. It has been 2 yrs and I’m still here, beating all the odds the doctors gave me, as they conversed Happy Birthday But God doesn't require a job interview for salvation. He's our together, shaking their heads negatively while they all looked at the floor at the hospital that day. - webrabbit Heavenly Father. He doesn't look at financial gain or loss. He's not prejudiced or partial, not judging, grudging, sassy, or brassy, not deaf to our cry, not blind to our need. He knows who we are and Cumberland County High School what we are and loves us in spite of ourselves.
It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.
Class of 1969 45th reunion September 13th, 2014 6:00 p.m. @ the Art Circle Public Library 3 East St. Crossville, Tn Casual/Street attire MENU: BBQ and Trimmings $15 per person Questions or Comments by email1969CCHS@GMAIL.COM Send confirmation and payment to: Jeanette W. Parsons 414 Holiday Dr. Crossville, Tn. 38555 Please respond by August 30th. Thank You Jan Burns
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Celebrate Recovery!
WED. BIBLE STUDY 7:00 PM
SUNDAY SCHOOL 10:00 AM
SUNDAY SERVICE 11:00 AM
1607 Webster Rd. Harriman, Tn 37748
Every Tuesday Celebrate Recovery meets at 6 pm at Kingston First Baptist Church. It's a faith based program for anyone with a hurt, habit, or a hang-up. Everyone is welcome!
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Five fascinating pets to own Chipmunks
Pet’s Page Jack’s New Horse
A pet chipmunk may not play fetch like Fido, but he can dazzle you with simple tricks or casually use you as a perch. Chipmunks are Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ not low-maintenance pets, but they make great companions. They looking to buy a horse. “Listen require human contact (especially when young), plenty of room, and here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only a variety of foods, including seeds, fruits, and vegetables. thing is, he was trained by an Potbelly Pig interesting fellow. He doesn’t go Forget the myth about pigs being dirty and dumb. Potbelly pigs and stop the usual way. The way (PBPs) are intelligent, easy to train, affectionate, curious, playful, to get him to stop is to scream clean, odor-free, and non-allergenic. Their intelligence and quirky hey hey the way to get him to go personalities make them an interesting and loving addition to the is to scream Thank God. family. However, their curiosity sometimes leads them into mischief, and they may even be destructive. Make sure you do your research Jim nodded his head, “fine on caring for a potbelly pig before deciding to bring one into your with me, can I take him for a test run?” home.
Chinchilla Chinchillas are nocturnal creatures, but they make great pets because they are low maintenance, quiet, and odorless, with beautiful soft fur. They become quite tame when they are handled from a young age, and can form a bond with their owner. Chinchillas prefer warm temperatures, enjoy dust baths, and need a consistent feeding routine that includes pellets and good quality grass hay. Being active and playful, they require a variety of toys to keep them busy, especially items for chewing.
Cockatiel Among the most popular pet birds, Cockatiel are attractive, friendly, playful, active, and capable of mimicking speech. They are easier to tame than many other parrot species, due to their small size. They specialize in whistling and can often be taught to whistle tunes. Cockatiel have a reputation for being gentle and docile birds, who enjoy being petted and held.
Insects and Spiders It may seem odd to keep insects or spiders as pets, but they are unique creatures that are fascinating to watch. They're also quiet, and require little room and attention. Hissing cockroaches and some tarantulas make the ultimate beginner insect pets because they are rather docile and lack serious weapons such as stingers and threatening venoms.
“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” ― Mark Twain
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Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yo yo” screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered “hey hey” Jim screamed. The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff. Jim could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raise his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”
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doggie facts
A large breed dog’s resting heart beats between 60 and 100 times per minute, and a small dog breeds heart beats between 100-140. Comparatively, a resting human heart beats 60-100 times per minute. If your dog’s acting funny, get out the umbrella! According to a poll, 72% of dog owners believe their dog can detect when stormy weather is on the way. It’s not a fever…A dog’s normal temperature is between 101 and 102.5 degrees Fahrenheit Americans love dogs! 62% of U.S. households own a pet, which equates to 72.9 million homes Move over Rover! 45% of dogs sleep in their owner’s bed. Why are dogs’ noses so wet? Dogs’ noses secrete a thin layer of mucous that helps them absorb. Yummy! Dogs have about 1,700 taste buds. Humans have approximately 9,000 and cats have around 473. It’s not so black and white. It’s a myth that dogs only see in black and white. In fact, it’s believed that dogs see primarily in blue, greenish-yellow, yellow and various shades of gray. Did you hear that? Sound frequency is measured in Hertz (Hz). Express yourself. Dogs’ ears are extremely expressive. There‘s more than a dozen separate muscles that control a dog’s ear movements. Growing up. While the Chow Chow dogs are well known for their distinctive blue-black tongues, they’re actually born with pink tongues. They turn blue-black at 8-10 weeks of age. Why do they do that? When dogs kick after going to the bathroom, they are using the scent glands on their paws to further mark their territory. No, it’s not just to make themselves look adorable. Dogs curl up in a ball when they sleep due to an age-old instinct to keep themselves warm and protect their abdomen and vital organs from predators. Breathe easy. In addition to sweating through their paw pads, dogs pant to cool themselves off. A panting dog can take 300-400 breaths (compared to his regular 30-40) with very little effort.
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Address 1000 Ladd Landing Kingston, Tn 37763 1226 S Roane St, Harriman, Tennessee 37748
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Bobs Burgers Christmas Lumber Co. Clayton Homes (Athens) Cochran's Tax and Bookkeeping Coldwell Banker Glenda Johnson Copeland's of Kingston Credit Central Eagle Mart Eddies Body Shop Fraker Funeral Home Grasscutters
3209 Roane St. Highway Harriman, Tn 37748 101 Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748 2104 S. Congress Parkway 230 South Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748
Guinnbilt Portable Buildings
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Harriman Home Center Harriman Jewelry Hester's Body Shop Hugh Russell Motors, LLC Huxford Automotive Hwy 29-A Motors Inc Jamestowne Jerrys Used Furniture Johnny Appleseed Joes Mowing Junior's Restaurant KARM Stores Kims Laundry Service Kingston Express Lube Kittrell's Kitchen Logs to Lumber Machine Quilting Memory Lane Antiquates Midtown Florist & Gifts Patti Savage Designs Radio 580-AM Realty Executives Brenda Chapman Renos Sporting Goods Roane Skating Center
707 Old Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748 509 N. Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748 210 Franklin St. Kingston, Tn 37763 1007 Ruritan Rd. Harriman, Tn 37763 211 N Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748 1403 Ruritan Rd Harriman, Tn 37748 851 Lawnville Rd Kingston, Tn 37763 2744 Roane State Hwy. Harriman, Tn 37748 3081 Roane State Hwy. Harriman, Tn 37748
Robert James & Associates
615 River Road Kingston, Tn 37763
Rockwood Village Apartments S.L. Bowman & Sons Scott McCluen Attorney at Law
601 S. Chamberlain Ave. Rockwood, Tn 37854 521 N. Front St. Rockwood, Tn 37854 Harriman Area
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Senator Ken Yager Sextons Automotive Group Shelton Financial Protection Shepherd Plumbing Southeast Auto Sales Spot Café Tellico Propane The Original Chimney Sweep Co. Traughber Insurance & Financial Svcs, Inc. U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Victorian Square Assisted Living
6 Legislative Plaza Nashville,Tn 37243 269 S. Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748 166 Marney Cove Rd. Kingston,Tn 37763 Roane County Area 104 Thomas Dr Harriman, Tn 37748 427 N. Roane St Harriman, Tn 37748 1375 Monterey Road Loudon, TN 37774
410 N. Kentucky St. Kingston, Tn 37763 104 Martin St. Kingston, Tn 37763 705 South Roane St. Harriman, Tn 37748 909 Georgia St Harriman, Tn 37748 514 Emory St. Harriman, Tn 37748 1445 Kingston Hwy, Kingston, Tn 37763 160 Country Club Dr. Rockwood, TN, 37854
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The Shelter Road Band Harriman High School Class of 1974 will provide a mix of Americana and rock music performed by the Shelter Road Band.
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