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VOLUME 22

NUMBER 10

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Round Racin’ ............................ 21 Racing News & Views

Precious Memories ................. 2 By Kay Christopher

Penny Pinchers ......................... 13 Money saving hints and tips

Bible Beat .............................. 8 && 9 Quizzes, puzzles, facts

Seen and Heard .......................... 2 By our readers

Entertainment ............................ 4 Trivia, facts, movie mistakes

Writer's Page ............................ 18 Our readers submitted writings

Aunt Hattie ............................... 12 Hurry-up recipes

According to the Almanac ......... 5 When to do what

Never Loose Money .................. 14 By Bob Tonachio

Obituaries ................................... 7 Monthly

Fun & Facts for Kids only ....... 26 And Adults

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SEEN & HEARD IN ROANE COUNTY

By O.I. Seenya • Why did the City of Harriman have to take out a $417,138 loan to pay off the improvements in the Historic District of Harriman? Wasn’t these upgrades supposed to be paid by a grant given by the state of Tennessee. Did someone drop the ball or what? I think the citizens of Harriman deserve an explanation. • Heard on the scanner: “There’s a snake trying to get into my dog lot and I have small kids!” (And another) “There’s a possum on my back porch!” (Our law enforcement do a lot more than write tickets and save lives). • From a 3 year old, when his grandmother jumped in the pool and came out of the water with her hair slicked back, “Nanny, your hair’s messed up, you not a nanny anymore!”

Negotiating a raise 1. When you're asked to negotiate your salary, make it firm and make it count. You have to think over the long-term. "You only have one chance to negotiate your base salary and everything else is based off of that. 2. If you learn that a coworker makes more than you, stay calm and get strategic. Rather than use emotion, name names or storm off, take a few deep breaths and do your homework. Think in terms of the added value that you bring to the team and company. When the time comes to approach your superior for the chat, never ever go for the blind side. Instead, carve out time for a sit down, one-on-one. 3. Be prepared to think like your boss. Does he or she like graphics and charts? Power point A written summary of accomplishments? Clever employees often compile reports that appeal to the boss's presentation preferences. While this move doesn't guarantee a slam dunk, choose options that set you up for success. 4. Prepare for the dreaded "no." Arm yourself by taking emotion out of the equation, and if you're told no, ask for something else instead. If money is an obstacle, what about a few more vacation days or the option to work from home a day or two a week? Ask the company to pay for classes, formal training and annual memberships to organizations such as the local Chamber of Commerce. The best part about these is that you get to take them with you wherever you go.

August 2015

Precious Memories By: Kay Christopher

Delivering the Mail

About twenty years ago, I saw an ad for mail carriers in the local paper. I’ve always wanted to be a mailman. When I was young, I’d play mailman. I’d write notes to the neighbors, hop on my bicycle and placed them in all the mailboxes. (This was before I knew that was illegal). Any ways, I applied for the job. They called me in for testing, then they did a background check, which was relentless. My past must have been spotless. I got the job and then went to Knoxville for two weeks for training. I loved it! Soon after, they found me a partime position at the post office as a mail carrier. (It is now not politically correct to say mail man). My route was not in Roane County, and it was rough. I delivered mail from mountaintops with one lane gravel and dirt roads, to driving through creek beds. 911 had just been implemented and seems like no one had their new numbers on their mailboxes, and there were people with seven different last names living in one house. It was very hard for me. In fact, it was the hardest job I ever had. Not physically hard, just mentally hard. I only worked on Saturdays as a sub, but after six months, I was just as slow delivering as I was the first week. I had to admit I couldn’t do it. I thanked the postmaster, then I quit my job. But, because of my experience delivering the mail, I have a unique respect for mail carriers, and I’ve never spoken a mean word about them since. So, the next time your mail carrier stops at your mailbox, wave and tell them thank you. They work very hard for their money.

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Ode to a “lukester”

He’s young in years, but old at heart, With wisdom abounding, he’s humble and smart. His work ethic is matchless, he labors with passion; Integrity marks him, he’s kind of old fashioned.

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Same-sex Marriage and Churches Losing Their Tax-exempt Status

Court decision regarding same-sex marriage seemed to immediately spark a conversation surrounding the tax exemption status of U.S. churches. Since 1913, the U.S. government has formally recognized churches as being exempt from federal taxes. Churches and those who give to them benefit from the current tax exempt status. However, the likelihood of this benefit being in place in the future is now He’s young in years, but he’s lived life hard; being questioned more than ever. Knowing loss, fear, and struggle--the pain of lives marred. Even though we aren’t at this stage yet, enough conversation has begun that it’s reasonable to consider He endures and persists, gaining insight through grief; the ramifications of such a scenario. So what should we, as churchgoers, do if churches actually do lose Always looking to God for his hope and relief. their tax-exempt status? Here are six thoughts: 1. Give He’s young at heart, but he’s lived life sweet; Tax deductibility has been a side benefit for those who give to their local church, but it has never been Fathering 3, plus 1 with four feet. the reason why we give. At least, it shouldn’t be. We give because God has told us that this is how we Now about those 3 babies, he loves them in earnest; properly steward what He has given to us. And because we passionately care about the mission of God. His heart burns for their pleasing, like the coal in a furnace. The loss of tax exemption status should not deter a Christian’s giving. The effect should be negligible. If anything, knowing that our churches are facing a financial giant should motivate us to give more. Because we believe in God and His mission. He’s young in years, but he knows real commitment; Loving his wife, best he can, every minute. Tax deductibility has been a side benefit for those who give to their local church, but it has never been the reason why we give. His wife--she adores him--she’d hail him a king; 2. Celebrate budget cuts Oh, the sweetness of love that only years bring! Especially if it is for one of your favorite ministries. Why? Because should the loss of tax exemption become a reality, budget cuts will help maintain the existence of a church. It is a sacrificial, mission He‘s young in years, but has many a friend; move. And so it is not a time to get down or focus on how the cut affects you negatively. It’s not about Some are like brothers--friends ‘till the end! you, it’s about the mission. So celebrate, knowing that your church will move forward in this new To know him this way is a rare and true gift; reality. One that is sure to give your spirit a lift! 3. Volunteer The most important resource for churches has never been money. It’s their people. A potential reduction Today he’s still young, though he’s gained 1 more year; in resources should motivate you to give your time and your energy to your local church. Right now, But this is no cause for concern or for fear; For life brings new mercies, new hopes, and new dreams; most churchgoers do not volunteer in any capacity at their church. If this is you, it is time to get in the game — with or without tax exemption status. We are lucky to live through whatever life brings! 4. Help unleash bi-vocational pastors into the workforce Should tax exemption go away for churches, the new financial reality will force them to hire fewer Luke, I love you today, just as much as before; full-time pastors. It will usher in a whole new era for bi-vocational pastors. Assist these bi-vocational Get wrinkly, get old, and I’ll love you some more! pastors with finding jobs. Connect them with your network. Help unleash bi-vocational pastors into Happy Birthday to you, the dearest of men, the workforce, and create a new, exciting era of workplace ministry. And if you are concerned about I am honored to call you my lover and friend! how all of your church’s ministry will be accomplished if your pastor is not full-time, see number by: Caroline Downen three again—volunteer your time. 5. Stay involved politically Do not use this as an excuse to shy away from the opportunity to speak into the political system. Certainly, such a decision is not the desired outcome. And we could easily decide to give up. But it is a mistake to completely abandon the opportunity this governmental structure gives us. It is an opportunity that many around the world would cherish. 6. Pray Pray for churches. Pray for their pastors. Pray for political leaders. Pray for our society. And when you pray, ask that God will use this moment in history to bring Him glory. Because God’s agenda was never going to be determined by whether or not U.S. churches were or were not tax-exempt anyway. As Christians, we know that God is not surprised by these rulings. We know He is going to accomplish New Patients and Walk-ins His mission. And we know that one day, at the name of Jesus, every knee will bow. Until that day comes, however, we must remain faithful to the calling to which we have been called.

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Very Interesting.... Mr. Butts invented the game SCRABBLE. The game was originally called "Criss Cross Words." Actress Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oscar nominated actress, with a record of 13 nominations In a year approximately 900 million trees are cut down to make the raw materials needed for American pulp mills and paper Enamel is hardest substance in the human body A leech has 32 brains Thomas Edison designed a helicopter that would work with gunpowder. It ended up blowing up and also blew up his factory. In the late 1800's, washing machines and butter churners were sometimes powered by dogs walking on treadmills. In China, people eat a bar of chocolate for every 1,000 chocolate bars eaten by the British Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors Clarence Crane the inventor of "Crane's Peppermint Life Savers" sold his rights to the popular candy for less than three thousand dollars. Namco, who are the manufacturers of Pac Man the video game, has estimated that the original arcade game has been played over 10 billion times by individuals In Ivrea, Italy, thousands of citizens celebrate the beginning of Lent by throwing oranges at one another The sloth moves so slowly that green algae grows in the grooves of their hair

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August 2015

Entertainment

Facts about The Dukes of Hazzard The first five episodes were shot in northern Georgia. Street scenes for the county seat are actually from Covington, Ga. which has a small Dukes of Hazzard museum in the back of the A Touch of Country cafe. The rest of the show was filmed in California. During the filming of the pilot episode, two directors were eating breakfast in the town square of Covington when they heard a car drive by that played the opening bars to “Dixie” as the horn. This, they thought, must be in the show. They chased down the owner, bought the horn out of his car for $300, and installed it in a General Lee. The building used as The Boar’s Nest set is still around, but it’s now a church. Before the fifth season, Tom Wopat and John Schneider left the show over a merchandising royalties dispute and were replaced by actors Christopher Mayer (Vance Duke) and Byron Cherry (Coy Duke) as a different set of Duke cousins. Eventually, Wopat, Schneider, and the studio compromised and resolved their dispute. They returned before the fifth season was over. A Dukes of Hazzard convention called DukesFest was held annually from 2001 to 2007, hosted by Ben Jones. In 2004, it attracted about 25,000 people. Among its occasional features were stunt drivers jumping (and demolishing) General Lee replicas. The show used about 150 General Lees, because usually one was destroyed in each episode as a result of the stunt work. That’s a lot of Dodge Chargers, and during one period of the shows run, Warner Bros. had a shortage. So its employees left notes on the windshields of Chargers in grocery store parking lots offering to buy the cars. When the show ended, Warner Bros. had 17 General Lees left, as well as many spare parts. It invited a fan named Wayne Wooten to set up a non-profit corporation to distribute the leftovers to dedicated fans, provided that the fans never charge money for public appearances of these cars. To make the jumps work, General Lees had to be weighted down in the back to compensate for the weight of the engine in the front. The stunt managers welded steel boxes into the trunks of the cars and added weights as necessary, usually 300-400 pounds. The farther and higher a jump was, the more weight was necessary to balance the car. So that the jumping scenes were fresh, stock footage was rarely used. Each jumping scene captured on film was usually presented only once.

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Ted Nugent For those Americans still capable of actually thinking with a sense of honesty, THINK ABOUT THIS!! Part I …. A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. D. In three generations, there will be no liberal democrats. Part II: 10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen? City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1. Detroit , MI 32.5% 2. Buffalo , NY 29.9% 3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8% 4. Cleveland , OH 27.0% 5. Miami , FL 26.9% 5. St. Louis , MO 26.8% 7. El Paso , TX 26.4% 8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2% 9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1% 10. Newark , NJ 24.2% What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common? Detroit , MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn’t elected a Republican mayor since 1961 Buffalo , NY (2nd) hasn’t elected one since 1954 Cincinnati , OH - (3rd) since 1984 Cleveland , OH - (4th) since 1989 Miami , FL - (5th) has never had a Republican mayor St. Louis , MO - (6th) since 1949 El Paso , TX - (7th) has never had a Republican mayor Milwaukee , WI - (8th) since 1908 Philadelphia , PA - (9th) since 1952 Newark , NJ - (10th) since 1907 THINK ABOUT IT! Einstein once said, ‘The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.’ It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats...yet they are still POOR. THINK ABOUT IT! Part III: “You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence. You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.” ...........Abraham Lincoln THINK ABOUT IT! “Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian.” - Henry Ford THINK ABOUT IT!

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Obituaries

June 21st Juanita Lowry, 88, Oliver Spgs June 22nd Mary Jane Ingle, 84, Kingston

Herschel (H.J.) Cox, 64, Harriman

June 23rd Peggy Young, 85, Harriman "Doc" Ferguson, 68 Oliver Spgs Chester Phillips, 95, Oliver Spgs Lola B. Collins, 90, Rockwood, June 24th Jackie Williams, 71, Kingston “Jim” Cisson, 44, Harriman Charis Troy Fisher, 45, Kingston June 25th Harold Pesterfield, 79, Kingston June 26th "Jim" Littleton, 82, Harriman June 27th Dr. Bob Thomas, 80, Kingston Fred Hamby, 98, Coalfield Doug Dalton, 63, Rockwood, June 28th Wayne Harp, 89, Kingston Ernest Holmes, 68, Harriman Charlotte Isabell, 66, Oliver Spgs “Don” Johns, 74, Rockwood June 29th Barbara Snyder, 81, Rockwood Donald Rogers, 65, Kingston June 30th Larry A. Clark, 75, Rockwood July 2nd Marjorie Johnston, 77, Kingston July 3rd David Davenport, 43, Oliver Spgs

Alice J. Capps, 86, Kingston July 8th “Dub” Harmon, 87, Harriman July 10th Irene Templin, Kingston Betty Laughlin, 80, Rockwood July 11th Wayne Wormsley, 77, Ten Mile July 12th Eva Jane Reed, Harriman John D. Emch, Sr. 82, Kingston Ralph E. Potter, 71, Harriman Mary F. Franklin, 90, Rockwood (Scooter) Nabors, 49, Harriman July 15th “Bill” Devaney, 75, Harriman July 16th Sherri P. Allen, 54, Kingston “Rick” Hall, 51, Rockwood Surinda Bunch, 45, Oliver Spgs Billie D. Woods, 87, Harriman Billy L. Gladden, 69, Harriman July 17th Irene Ball, 102, Harriman Jerry D. Jolley, 74, Rockwood July 18th Edwin C. Allen, 64, Kingston Lillie M. Carter, 95, Oliver Spgs Lilian Bailey, 81, Harriman M.P. Hastings, 92, Harriman Glen E. Long, 76, Rockwood July 19th Lonnie Goad, 54, Harriman July 20th Thelma Galyon, 89, Kingston “Bill” Underwood, 73, Harriman July 21st Houston E. Oran, 75, Harriman July 22nd Gary C. Rose, 69, Kingston Lois Hixson, 90, Harriman “Jim” Robinson, 65, Oakdale Precilla Lombard, 73, Harriman July 23rd

July 4th David E. Akers, 49, Kingston July 5th Noah E. Howard, 92, Harriman July 6th Paul E. Bridges, 68, Harriman Betty M. Miller, 88, Kingston Clayton E. Mathis, 88, Kingston Frances L. King, 67, Harriman Peggy Sisson, 85, Oliver Spgs Imogene Deatherage, 88, Kingston July 24th July 7th Laura Hicks, 99, Oliver Spgs Rev. Robert Daniel, 67, Rockwood

How Well Do You Know Your Bible? What proportion of his goods did Zacchaeus give away to the poor? How old was Anna the prophetess when she saw Jesus? What did Rachel steal from her father, Laban, when she left home with her husband Jacob? The snail is mentioned in which Psalm? How does Psalm 96 say we should worship God? Why should children listen to “the instruction of a father”? What did the disciples say to Jesus before the ascension? What did Jesus eat to convince the disciples that he was indeed raised from the dead? How old was Joseph when he died? Where was David born? Answers: Half, Eighty-four, Household gods / idols, Psalm 58, In the beauty of holiness, To gain understanding, Lord will you at this time restore again the kingdom to Israel? Fish and honeycomb, 110, Bethlehem.

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Choosing a Headstone or Grave Marker

Choosing a memorial headstone for a family member can be a difficult task. What type of memorial marker is appropriate? Once you know the cemetery regulations, this will help you to make your decision. Many headstones are adorned not only with the name and dates of the deceased, but also with some befitting symbolism. You may be called upon to make a decision about what is most appropriate for your loved one. It may be that you choose something that reflects an important aspect of their life or interests – something they are remembered for. Or you may just choose one of the many common symbolic themes such as angels, doves, candle, cross, lilies, palms at prayer, etc Generally these days you can chose from granite, marble and bronze as the material from which a headstone is manufactured. There are typically four main types of grave markers: Monuments (which stand upright), Slants (which are more wedge-shaped), Markers (which are typically flat) and Benches (which are designed to offer seating also). Also bear in mind that you can chose either a single or companion grave marker. As many loved ones chose to be buried together, it can often save money on a grave marker by purchasing a companion headstone. Some people can consider this a little macabre to have a companion headstone selected when one party still remains alive, but it is certainly a much more affordable option in the long-run!

How soon can a Grave Marker be sited on a Grave? For centuries the custom of siting a grave marker has usually been the final detail in burying a loved one. For family it serves as a focal point when visiting the grave, and can provide a sense of closure, in immortalizing the memory of your loved one. How do you know the right time to place a headstone marker on the grave? While no protocol has been set in stone (pun intended) here are some things to consider. Cemetery Requirements (as mentioned above, cemeteries will have strict rules on how soon a marker can be laid). Religious Customs – some cultures traditionally have a ‘unveiling’ of a grave marker. In Jewish tradition this can be as long as one year after the deceased has been buried.

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Bible Quest

One title of God is El Shaddai, which means what? What is the seventh commandment? How many cities of refuge were on the east side of Jordan? What was the name of Joseph’s (son of Jacob) first born son? According to the Bible what sort of man was Noah? How many tribes inherited land on the east of Jordan? What relation was Lois to Timothy? In the parable of the Good Samaritan, who was the second man to pass by the robbed man? What was the name of the city where Lydia was converted? Against which enemy did Jephthah lead Israel?

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The Lord is my Shepherd.... That's Relationship I shall not want....That's Supply He maketh me to lie down in Green pastures....That's Rest He leadeth me beside the still Waters....That's Refreshment He restoreth my soul....That's Healing He leadeth me in the paths of Righteousness....That's Guidance For His name sake....That's Purpose Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of death...That's Testing I will fear no evil....That's Protection For Thou art with me....That's Faithfulness Thy rod and Thy staff they Comfort me....That's Discipline Thou preparest a table before Me in the presence of mine Enemies....That's Hope Thou annointest my head with Oil....That's Consecration My cup runneth over.... That's Abundance Surely goodness and mercy Shall follow me all the days Of my Life....That's Blessing And I will dwell in the House of The Lord....That's Security Forever......That's Eternity

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If you want other children and adults to treat you kindly, treat them kindly. How you treat other people is how others will treat you. If you share your food with others, someone will share food with you. If you pray for those who are sick, someone will pray for you when you are sick. If you help others, someone will come to help you when you need help.

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The night clerk at the hotel was surprised to see a guest walking down the corridor in his underwear. Aug. 13th “What are you doing?” the clerk called out. When he got no response, he shouted, “HEY! YOU!” Looking startled, the man replied: “I’m sorry, I’m a (Gen 17:1) (Josh 18:7) somnambulist.” (Exo 20:14) (2 Tim 1:5) “I don’t care what denomination you belong to”, said the (Deut 4:41-43) (Luke 10:30-32) clerk, “You can’t go wandering around the hotel like this.”

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Treat Others Like You Want to Be Treated, Luke 6:27-38 Our annual church picnic will

Is this you? Someone punches you on the school bus, so you punch him back twice as hard. A new kid throws your lunch box in the mud, so you toss his lunch in the garbage dump. Your brother breaks your favorite sled, so you break his bicycle. What did you say? Did you say that you wouldn't have done that? Hurray for you! God says, "Treat others like you want to be treated." If you treat others mean, they will treat you mean. If you treat other people with kindness, they will treat you with kindness, too. God wants you to forgive others and treat them kindly. M C L O A K N O T H I N G L O V E Y H E P A M O U N T H A T E W I C K E D A X C E A S E K I N D F A T H E R P J S P U G Z I V U N G R A T E F U L E U K E R I B N E Z P M X P O F F E R R S S C S V J N R V A S L E N D V N X S T H T E E F E Y B C P O U R E D L G O M H I X N O R O A K T U N I C C A P N I R H B K R S N C E G K Y S X H P J V S O I G B G W E K D E C V H Q I M H Z T V G O M I S T R I K E S A R L E F W R E H O R V J E C H E E K K E D R D D E R O D E E C R E D I T R E P R C E G A F D W W P R A Y E V E N N A E I M G T L I M A O C O N D E M N L Y N F A I R O D O R Q Y M J U D G E K M P U N F I W O N D W I T H H O L D V E I L D T D I W E W E N E M I E S E P N E E D S Y N N Y B L E S S K S T O P T O H E A R G pray kind even amount repayment lap everyone asks reward lend expect back shaken father love bless sinners merciful forgive cheek stop mistreat gifts children strikes money given cloak tunic nothing good condemn ungrateful offer hate credit overflowing wicked hear curse withhold packed high demand person judge down poured just enemies

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Bible Trivia What was the name of the prophet who prophesied that Paul would be bound at Jerusalem? How did King Zimri commit suicide? In the parable of the laborers in the vineyard how much was each person paid to work? Whose wife went into labor and gave birth on hearing the news that the Ark of God was captured and that her father-in-law and husband were dead? In Luke’s account of the Beatitudes who does Jesus say the Kingdom of God belongs to? For what reason did Isaac say he loved Esau? n the ritual cleansing of a leper under the Law of Moses, which animals were to be offered on the eighth day? Who should you “withdraw from�, according to the epistles of Thessalonians? Psalm 91 verses 11-12 are quoted in what New Testament incident? How was the earth watered initially before rain?

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Agabus (Acts 21:10-11) Burned his house down while still inside it (1 Ki 16:18) One pence (denarius) (Matt 20:2) Phinehas’ (1 Sam 4:19) The poor (Luke 6:20) Isaac ate of his venison

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Scott's Wheat Land and Blood

Do you want to be an extra in a future up-coming movie? Can you solve the murder of (Cole) Scott Young in Hugoton, Kansas from Mosco, Kansas? Cole was a country singer and wheat farmer. You will be a candidate for the future up-coming movie based on this true story. Cole owned two studios on Music Row, the Poly Fox and Green Tree studios. Lance Parker, an ex-convict admitted he killed Cole. Why was Parker never arrested for illegally over-serving alcohol to Cole as an autopsy indicated? Parker had been known to give out date rape drugs to males and females to weaken them. State law prohibits convicted felons from working as bartenders. How did Cole sustain a fatal blow to the back of his head, with a slap from Lance Parker to Cole's face? Police said he fell to his knees, then forward onto the sidewalk. The local people said it was a "cover-up" as usual. He was found face up and his arms crossed over his chest. Someone moved him the police said. It took two people to move Cole. Cole had cranial injuries and a massive, life threatening injury to the back of the head. Ann of Ann's Port, a bar and supper club, in nearby Hugoton, Kansas, was the first person to Cole's side after her boyfriend, Lance Parker and a friend beat him nearly to death. While her boyfriend went to take a bath to wash the blood off, he told Ann that two men assaulted him and Lance was one of them. The other mystery killer was Lance's sidekick. Cole often reported the statement on his death bed. Cole knew before he died Lance and Tammy set him up but the other killer was never on trial. Who was the other killer behind Cole?" Lance knows and Lance wasn't man enough to kill Cole by himself. It was Lance's bodyguard and Tammy and how many more? Cole's soon to be ex-wife, Tammy, plotted to kill him. Tammy was going with Lance's cousin. Those new breast work. Cole paid for Tammy to get them because her new lover wanted her to have them. Attorney Paul Kitze and Pete Olson, responsible for prosecuting Parker along with others, sold Cole out, bought off by someone within the Parker family, wealthy land owners. The wealthy get by with this. Parker's uncle, a member of the Kansas legislature, attends the trial daily and glowers at the judge from the front row. The case is prosecuted by Kansas Assistant Attorney General, Jan Fleenor, a friend of Parker's uncle, who calls only four witnesses to the stand, including Lance Parker, the "murderer". Parker is found "not guilty". He is free to go. The case is going to be opened up again, and the others will be tried again along with Tammy and even the judge that was paid off. The jury was friends of Lance Parker. The first jury was dismissed by Lance's uncle. They"ll ask the so called preacher why he didn't get Cole help. The regional televisions and newspapers said it was the biggest cover-up they had ever seen. Clearly everyone loved hard working Cole that was a wheat farmer. Cole's murder trial was the trial of the century in southwestern Kansas. Cole was a country singer. Why was Tammy Young not put on trial? They were going through a divorce for the second time. Why was the search for the second assailant never initiated??? Tammy knew Cole was going to be killed! This was the second divorce coming up. Tammy plotted the whole murder. She tried the same thing in Nashville, TN, around the time they were going through the first divorce. She admittedly told a minister minutes before the beating that Cole was going to be slain. These questions and other remain unanswered and continue. Why didn't his family-mother and sisters - insist Tammy be on trial also? Druggy Tammy sits at the local bar in that so-called town. She met Cole at a bar in Nashville, TN, where he bartended. Tammy brought her young son along with her husband, when she set out to get Cole no matter what. She told him she was pregnant- lies on her part. One of Cole's farms was sold to one of the killer's relatives. We need your thoughts and answers. You will be in the book's reply. Who do you think is involved? Write a short reply to: Scott's Wheat Land and Blood. Cole Young was also a country music singer. There are more murders to answer to the court for. If we get 20,000 books pre-sold, we can re-open the case for tampering with the jury. Help Cole get justice for his pre-meditated murder. Order and give your answers on who else you think is involved. With the inserts you have read here, you can pretty much tell there's more guilty than one killer. This was planned; even a preacher, judge and future ex-wife knew and didn't bother to do anything. Tammy got cold feet and knew I and others knew about Nashville and the attempted killing of Cole.

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Useless Facts

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How he found his fortune A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it The first American president to deliver a speech over the radio was was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my Warren G. Harding last nickel. There are more than 40 million Americans that have "chronic I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing halitosis," which is bad breath that never goes away the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The human body makes anywhere from 1 to 3 pints of saliva every The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent 24 hours the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 Cheetahs are the fastest land animal and can reach speeds up to cents. I continued this system for a week, by the end of which I’d 72mph accumulated a fortune of $6.40. The purpose of tonsils is to destroy foreign substances that are swallowed or breathed in

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Household Hints Relieve muscle pain from working out. Try eating bananas! They're rich in potassium, a mineral that has long been prescribed to treat leg cramps! Remove tar from clothing. Scrape off as much tar as possible, place a lump of shortening over the spot, wait three hours, then wash. Remove makeup. Wet face with lukewarm water, spread a handful of whipped cream on face, rinse clean with lukewarm water, and blot dry. Prevent water spots and soap scum on shower walls and doors. Coat the tile walls with furniture polish and wipe clean. You can also use car polish or baby oil. (Don’t get it on the floors, it will be slick.) Lessen the pain of minor cuts. Apply Krazy Glue to thin cracks in the skin. The glue deprives the nerve endings of air. Easily peel hard-boiled eggs. – (the pretty method) – Add vinegar to the water while boiling. Vinegar will soak into the eggshells and break the chemical bond between the white and the inside of the shell. Keep brown sugar soft. – Drop a piece of orange peel into an air-tight storage container with your brown sugar. This will keep the sugar from hardening and sticking together. Tame wild plastic wrap. – Store the roll in the refrigerator. Chilled plastic wrap is much easier to manage. Easily open stuck jars. – Stretch a rubber band round the lid. This will provide a good amount of extra traction to help you get the jar open. If the rubber band doesn’t work, pair that technique with the old dish towel around the lid trick and try again. Remove corn kernels the easy way. – Position corn-on-the-cob point-down against the hole of a right-side-up bundt pan. Push the cob downward and let the bundt pan do all of the work. Bonus: the pan will also collect all of the corn kernels for you, saving you more time!

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HATTIE SHILLINGS It’s just too hot in August. Why not try some of these “cool” recipes to beat the heat.

Cold Tuna Macaroni Salad 3 hard-boiled eggs, diced 3 cups macaroni, uncooked 10 oz. package frozen green peas, thawed/ drained 2 (6 ounce) cans tuna, drained and flaked

1⁄2-1 cup mayonnaise 1⁄4 teaspoon salt ("or" to taste) 1⁄8 teaspoon pepper ("or" to taste) 1/3 cup Dijon mustard

Cook macaroni according to package directions, drain in colander and rinse with cold water. In a large bowl, place the macaroni and peas. Add the eggs and tuna; mix well. Mix together mayo, salt, and pepper. Add to tuna mixture a little at a time; mix well. Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour or overnight.

Cold Spiced Fruits

1 (15 ounce) can sliced peach halves in syrup 4 small cinnamon sticks 1 (15 ounce) can sliced pears in heavy syrup 1⁄4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 (14 ounce) can pineapple tidbits in syrup 1 dash ground cloves Combine all ingredients with syrups. Cover and refrigerate. Remove cinnamon sticks before serving. If desired warm fruits just before serving.

Cold Spinach Dip

10 ounces frozen spinach 8 ounces cream cheese 1 cup sour cream 1⁄4 cup green onion 1 cup mayonnaise 1⁄4 cup parmesan cheese 1 ounce vegetable soup mix 14 ounces artichoke hearts Allow cream cheese to warm to room temperature so it mixes easier with other ingredients. Thaw, drain and squeeze dry spinach. Chop green onions and artichokes hearts. Combine cream cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise, vegetable soup mix, cream cheese, parmesan cheese, and onions (and artichoke hearts if desired). Chill for at least two hours. Serve with bread cubes or crackers. I like mine cold with vegetable flavor crackers.

Cold Deviled Eggs

6 large hard-boiled eggs 1 teaspoon prepared yellow mustard salt and black pepper 2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish 2 tablespoons mayonnaise Peel shells off cooled hard-boiled eggs; slice into halves lengthwise. Remove yolks from whites and place in a small round bowl. Mash yolks with a fork into fine pieces. Add 2 heaping tablespoons Miracle Whip salad dressing, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, and salt and black pepper to taste. Stir mixture until creamy. Spoon mixture into a zip-lock sandwich bag; seal bag and snip off one corner of the bag. Squeeze mixture out of corner of bag into egg white halves. Sprinkle tops of filled deviled eggs with paprika. Chill in refrigerator 1 to 2 hours or until cold before serving.

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Uses for Aloe Vera You May Not Know

Most people know that aloe vera can be used to moisturize skin, but aloe has proven itself useful in so many more unexpected ways! For someone looking to turn to homeopathic remedies, an aloe plant can be your new best friend. Heal minor kitchen burns Whether you were on the wrong side of a splash of hot oil or absent mindedly grabbed something hot off the stove, aloe has proven itself the king of minor burn care. Aloe reduces inflammation, soothes skin irritation, and combats the blistering that happens when minor burns form. For slightly more serious burns combine aloe with vitamin E. Help to prevent stretch marks Applying aloe regularly and generously increases skin’s elasticity. This means that skin will be able to stretch more readily without creating deep scarring of the tissue which results in stretch marks. Aloe plumps skin, soothes irritation, and moisturizes deeply enough to help prevent tearing in the lower dermis where stretch marks originate. Fight athlete’s foot It has anti-fungal properties which fight athlete’s foot and related fungal infections naturally. Aloe can sooth itching and help moisturize skin while drying out whatever fungal growth may be there. Calm rosacea Aloe when applied to skin can calm and lessen the appearance of rosacea. Aloe penetrates the skin eliminating common signs rosacea such as irritation and red pigmentation. Regular use of aloe can slowly begin to lessen rosacea and clear skin. Used on the face aloe can also aid in clearing up discoloration of any kind including under eye circles. Aid in digestion Many teas and coconut waters today come infused with aloe, which improves digestion and soothes any irritation in the digestive system. Some people choose to ingest raw aloe, but the taste and texture can be a bit off putting. I suggest either buying drinks already infused with aloe or adding raw aloe to hot tea in order to prevent a potential upset stomach. Remove makeup without irritating skin Aloe can act as a lubricant while removing makeup from sensitive areas like around the eyes. When aloe is used the skin is not pulled as much which lessens wrinkling and sagging of the skin in the future. Aloe also moisturizes the skin while injecting it with essential vitamins which keep the skin healthier and prevent premature aging. Reduce itching and stinging of insect bites Aloe has properties which fight the chemicals responsible for itching and discomfort from insect bites. Swabbing fresh aloe over a bite of any kind will reduce itching, inflammation, and help to prevent discoloration around the bite.

Plant Planning

Ammonia as fertilizer. Watering soil with a mixture of two tablespoons ammonia to each quart of water will not only enrich the nitrogen content of the soil but keep black flies away. Revive ailing houseplants with Geritol. Give the plant two tablespoons of Geritol twice a week for three months. New leaves should begin to grow within the first month. Grow seeds. Use cardboard or fiber egg boxes, then plant entire tray; it'll disintegrate. Longer lasting flowers. Pick flowers during coolest part of day. Water plants on vacation. Soak soil, place plant and pot (still dripping) in a polythene bag, close bag tightly, place in position to receive indirect sunlight.

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Turning 35 Years Old

I know to some of you that may seem ancient. I can see forty over the horizon after all. When I was a teenager, I didn’t think too highly of the thirties either. Weddings are often done by that stage. Babies have usually been born. Career has been picked. What’s left other than to get wrinkles? But as I crest the hill of my mid-thirties I can assure you I won’t be picking out a retirement home any time soon. I’m just getting warmed up. In fact, my thirties have been some of the best, most fruitful, most fun years of my life. One major lesson I’ve learned is the wisdom that can be gleaned from women older than me. There’s gold in them thar hills if I’m willing to mine it! I don’t have life all figured out, but God has taught me some valuable lessons since high school graduation. Here are thirty-five of them. 1. God’s promises are true. expect it, the butterflies will start to flutter in your tummy once again. Fourteen years after 2. He really does have a hope and a future for me (Jer. 29:11). I married my high school sweetheart, I still get butterflies. 3. The college, major, and career I pick don’t define me. I am not my work. I am a child of 19. I’ve never met someone my age who is glad she partied in high school. Ever. I’ve met God. lots and lots of them who regretted it. There is no long-term benefit from that scene. 4. Marrying a guy who loves Jesus really, really matters. 20. You don’t need a bunch of friends. You need one or two who’ve really got your back. 5. Parents are pretty cool. Their rules are for my good. 21. Worry less about having the right friends and worry more about being the right friend. 6. Being the prettiest or most popular girl in school matters for about half a second after 22. Be picky about your friends. The Bible says it this way, “Whoever walks with the graduation. In contrast, being the kindest girl in school gets remembered well past your wise becomes wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm” (Prov. 13:20). Pick wise ten-year reunion. friends. Since Proverbs 9:10 tells us that the fear of the Lord is where wisdom begins, wise 7. You will look back at pictures of you and think you were stunning. Trust me. friends need to be Jesus-loving friends. 8. Insecurity is a massive waste of time and energy. Be confident in God’s love. 23. Don’t be afraid to fail. Stand up in front of the class and give that speech. Try out for 9. “The heart of man plans his way, but the Lord establishes his steps” (Prov. 16:9). It’s the lead role in the play. You may fall on your face. You may not. okay to have a ten-year plan, but there’s a 100% chance God will interrupt it. 24. You can do big things for the kingdom now. Don’t wait to get involved in ministry. 10. The bands you listen to in high school will be your very favorite bands forever. Keep 25. Your parents don’t need to be your friends right now. They need to be your parents, the t-shirts. They will be “vintage” and awesome when you’re thirty. and that means they make and enforce the rules. The good news is, they will likely be your 11. You truly do reap what you sow. I love how Nancy Leigh DeMoss says it, “You are what friends someday. Right now God has given them the job of being in charge. Do everything you’re becoming.” Do you want to know your Bible frontwards and backwards later? Study you can to make that job easier. it like crazy now. Do you want to be more like Christ someday? Be more like Him today. 26. Find something you are good at and enjoy it, but don’t make it your whole life. Soccer 12. Broken hearts heal. Mine got broken often in high school. All these years later I’ve is supposed to be fun, not stressful. So is singing, and playing the saxophone. still never felt a pain like it. But those deep chasms are now all healed up. If your heart is 27. It’s okay to miss practice for church. Church trumps activities every single time. broken, I promise it will heal and someone else will capture it someday. 28. Sometimes it’s cool to love Jesus and not the Church, but Jesus loves the Church. If 13. Start saving money now. I know that top at Anthropologie is super cute, but it’s also there is something that could be better at your church, then get involved and make it better crazy overpriced. Imagine dropping that $75 in a savings account and using it for something instead of complaining or checking out. The Church is the Bride of Christ. lasting like a car, an education, or a child sponsorship. Most people think they will start 29. Your youth pastor is not your connection to God. saving “someday.” I wish I had developed the discipline of saving money as a high school 30. “The things of earth will come to pass, only what’s done for Christ will last.” That’ll student. While we are on the subject of money . . . preach. 14. Start tithing. The Bible calls all believers to tithe regardless of income. So, if you have 31. When you get your license, it’s a license to drive, not a license to be stupid. I know an allowance, a part-time job or babysitting money, you have an income. Everything you because within a few weeks of getting my license, I got caught racing on the highway and make belongs to God, but there are tremendous blessings to be found in giving a portion wrapped my car around a telephone pole. I drove dumb so you don’t have to. of it back to Him. Don’t wait until you’re rolling in the dough to start tithing. 32. When you do something stupid to impress someone, it’s still doing something stupid, 15. The world doesn’t revolve around me. That’s a good thing. 16. Champion others as often as possible. Instead of wanting everyone to cheer you on, and it likely won’t impress them as much as if you did something smart. 33. Your siblings are cooler than you think. When you’re thirty-five, they’ll be the people figure out ways to cheer them on. you want to grab coffee with. 17. Normal is a mirage. Embrace your weirdness. 18. I know that boy gives you butterflies, but that won’t carry you through the ups and 34. Nothing good happens after curfew. Go home. downs of life. Find someone who loves Jesus (remember point #4), but also someone who 35. “Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting” (Prov. 31:30). Since outward beauty cannot is fun to talk to and knows how to cope when the going gets tough. Then, when you least last, spend your time growing a beautiful heart.

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There is a city that is made of gold That its beauty we shall behold Angels are encompassing all around While all of our people we will surround We shall sit at the Master’s feet While we are served with a treat We will sit down by the river of life After we leave this world of strife We shall eat from the tree with twelve manners of fruit While Gabriel shall play his flute

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John 3:3,7 by: Katie Bailey Randolph

Be careful for nothing; but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. Philippians 4:6

In 1948 when I was just a young teen,I attended a gospel tent meeting, mostly to see and be seen. I had been taught the scripture about Jesus, God's only Son, but, I had plenty of time for that; As a youth I was having fun. Then the preacher preached to us Jesus and how He had died on the cross to save our souls from a burning hell and paid for each one, sins cost. Then came the invitation, and as the pianist played "Just as I am without one plea", I knew the Lord was calling to me. But, I had friends in the meeting. So, I refused in sinful pride for fear of what they would think of me if I invited the Savior inside. Then the pianist began playing "Pass me not oh Gentle Savior, hear my humble cry, while on others Thou are calling, do not pass me by". I could see the Lord coming down that aisle and looking on me with His eye. Though I already felt the need to be saved, I could see Him passing me by. So, I ran down that sawdust path and knelt at the altar to pray. I no longer cared what my friends would think; my Savior was calling today! I've never been sorry I answered that call, for He blesses my life every day. He set my feet upon a rock, and upon my Rock I'll stay. Thank you Jesus for saving my soul!

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If the world were full of Christians who studied their bible daily, who really did believe God’s commands applied to them, who put what they learned in God’s holy word into practice, their actions reflecting the word, then the earth would be close to heaven. If the world was full of Christians who knew that being a Christian is more than going to church, who lived their lives according to God’s will, service to Him their main purpose, who practiced Jesus' teaching every day, with everyone they met, loving and helping their neighbors, then the earth would be a place of heavenly harmony and peace.

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5 Habits of Unhappy People

1. Being a Perfectionist Does life have to be perfect before you’re happy? If you answered yes, then you may never be happy. Setting your performance bar at an inhuman level can only lead to low self-esteem because you’ll always feel like you’re not good enough whenever you fail to achieve perfect results. We live in the real world where imperfections, failure and mistakes are part of life. The sooner you accept that, the happier you’ll become. So, how do you overcome perfectionism? Know yourself and limits, and set realistic goals that you can achieve. Most importantly, forgive yourself for your mistakes, and take necessary steps to learn from them. 2. Letting The Past Dictate Their Future Another major cause of unhappiness in many people is living in their past. If your past was riddled with bad experiences and negativity, there are high chances that your current personality mirrors this. One thing is for sure; you can’t change the past, therefore, allowing yourself to be part of it, can only pull you down. The past should be looked at as what it is, mere learning experiences. If you really think about it, whatever it is doesn’t exist anymore. Therefore there is no point dwelling in the past. You only have today, so learn to let go of your bad past experiences and focus on your present life. 3. Holding Grudges It’s very easy to allow yourself to hold a grudge against someone else. After all, it’s only natural to feel angry and harbor ill feelings against the people who have wronged you. However, what most people don’t realize is that holding grudges only destroys their own lives. You end up being more hurt than the person you’re trying to get back at. How do you let go of grudges? Learn to forgive and forget the wrongs other people have done to you, accept them for who they are, and move on with your life. 4. Engaging in Negative Self-Talk The way you speak to yourself shapes your self-image, either for better or for worse. And as you may already know, self-worth is a key component to happiness. It’s not easy to be happy when you have low self image and esteem. You can be your own best friend or your own worst enemy, because whatever you believe yourself to be, it somehow manifests because you yourself are giving it the energy it needs to realize and materialize. Instead of wasting your time and energy on negative self-talk, realize when you make mistakes, accept and learn from them, and move on. 5. Living Beyond Their Means We live in a materialistic world where we’re continuously bombarded with adverts of different products, all promising an easier and more fulfilling life. Buying a new gadget certainly makes most people feel good, but what do you do if you don’t have enough money to spend? Do you get yourself the latest SUV at the expense of your son’s college fees? I don’t think so. It’s much better to involve Little Known Fact: yourself in other activities like sightseeing, exercise etc that will bring you the gratification, without Approximately 25,000 workers died during the building getting into debt. of the Panama Canal and approximately 20,000 of them Now that you know these habits, strive to keep them at bay by following the advice provided. Above all, enjoy every second you have in this world; after all it is short. contracted malaria and yellow fever Every single one of these points is important to know in order to change our mindset and life for the better. The more knowledge and understanding that we have however, increases our level of consciousness. This gives us the power to take control of our life. Through self-empowerment we can begin to change our way of thinking and perceiving the world, manifesting in it better things and better experiences. President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. “Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. “This is Archie, down here at Joe’s Catfish Shack, in Knoxville, and I am callin’ to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y’all!” “Well Archie,” Barack replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?” “Right now,” said Archie, after a moments calculation “there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!” Barack paused. “I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.” “Wow,” said Archie. “I’ll have to call ya back!” Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! 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A Third Letter to America by: Manuel Ybarra, Jr.

America continues to defy God in many ways as it heads towards the inevitable judgment. A recent example of this defiance happened when a young educated TV Analyst, out of the blue, said, “I have the right to choose, the Supreme Court gave me that right.” That unscripted statement did not trigger a reaction, much less a discussion. Why not? Could it be because our educated masses have not been taught God’s basic Commandments, Statutes, and Laws, such as, “Thou shall not kill,” “Love your neighbor,” and “teach your young women to love their children?” You bet! The TV Analyst and America seem to be unaware of The Word of God which says “it is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.” But instead of following God’s advice, America has put its trust and confidence in Man (Mankind), with tragic results. This is exactly what happened after the Supreme Court legalized abortion by its 7-9 decision. Now many, like the above analyst, politicians, and a political party, proudly support the killing of the smallest & defenseless human beings (the unborn). But how can you trust justices who do not follow God’s most basic laws, and His admonitions to protect those least able to protect themselves and always to judge in favor of the righteous and against the wicked? Such ungodliness should never be trusted. Those unjust judges will be held accountable before God for what they done. However, these judges were not held accountable here on earth as they should have. Our constitution states that judges are to hold their offices “during good behavior.” Therefore, justices who vote in favor of what God calls “wicked”, or “evil,” should be impeached and removed from office. After all, how can anyone say that judges are holding their offices in “good behavior” when they are going against God Supreme Laws? God’s wish has always been that Man (Mankind) repents of their wicked/sinful ways and seek him so they can have eternal life and be with him in heaven. You are not just flesh and bones. You have a soul which God gave you. The moment you die that soul will go to one of two places, heaven or hell. Which will it be?

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Free Lecture: The Evolution of Tennessee's Borders in Maps

It's easy today to think of Tennessee's borders as set in stone, but that hasn't always been the case. Those borders changed repeatedly throughout the early years of the state's history due to land grant settlements, treaties with Native Americans and even changes in the course of the Mississippi River. To help better understand how Tennessee's borders came to be where they are, map expert Murray Hudson will conduct a free lecture at the Tennessee State Library and Archives (TSLA) Aug. 15. Hudson, the owner and proprietor of Antiquarian Books, Maps, Prints & Globes in the West Tennessee community of Halls, will take lecture participants on a journey that begins along North Carolina's colonial borders, travels through the “Lost State of Franklin,” documents the annexation of Cherokee and Chickasaw territory, highlights western border changes brought about by shifts in the Mississippi River and describes Supreme Court decisions that seem to have finalized Tennessee's state boundaries. The lecture will be held from 1:30 p.m. until 3 p.m. Aug. 15 at TSLA's auditorium in downtown Nashville. Although it is free and open to the public, reservations are required because seating in the auditorium is limited. To reserve a spot at the workshop, visit: http://tnmaps.eventbrite.com The lecture is being conducted to highlight "Find Your Path," a free exhibit of historical maps currently on display in TSLA's lobby. The exhibit will be available for inspection until September during TSLA's normal operating hours, from 8 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. Tuesdays through Saturdays. Hudson began collecting antique maps during a summer graduate course at Oxford University in England in 1964. After teaching college, trading stocks, manufacturing bicycle trailers and farming, he turned his map collecting passion into a book and map business in 1979. Hudson used worldwide connections to create what are now three galleries of antique books, maps, prints and globes in Halls. Major institutions around the nation and here in Tennessee have his rare books, maps and prints. His galleries house 30,000 antique books, maps and prints, as well as a huge selection of American-made globes and many foreign globes. TSLA's building is located at 403 Seventh Avenue North, directly west of the State Capitol building in downtown Nashville. Parking is available in the front, on the side, and in back of the building.

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Local Business Turns 1yr old

ALL SALES VINYL is owned by Kyle Romine. He is a native of Kingston, Tennessee. ALL SALES VINYL began 12 years ago, at his home, on a part time basis. Throughout the years, Kyle held onto his dream of seeing his small business grow and flourish, with the help of his family and friends.

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Looking only forward on his dream, he worked a full time job through the week, and in January 2014, opened a booth at the local flea market on the weekend, allowing him to branch out to more clientele. More and more orders came in. More equipment and storage was needed as business grew. It was time to move. August 1, 2014 his dream came to full fruition. ALL SALES VINYL officially opened on Rockwood Street in historic Rockwood, Tennessee. With the additional space and full time storefront, Kyle is able to cater to your needs, from a simple decal for your vehicle to channel lettering for your business front.

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Rockwood Memories By: Ray Collet How about a little history on Rockwoods football team since the season is right around the corner. Rockwood began competing in athletic events in 1921 and oddly the Tigers won that one 69-0 over Harriman. This game was played on what was known as the old Kelly lot, located where the Sanitary laundry once stood. There was no fence around the field, no bleachers, no field of well mowed Bermuda grass. The players were furnished with jerseys, stockings and pants. They had to furnish their own pads (if any) and shoes. The colors were orange and black and remained from that day to 1950 when RHS kept the nickname of "Tigers" but because of so many conflicts of colors changed to Green and White. Their first coach, Rev. Leland Cooke, pastor of First Christian Church, organized the team, coached 4 years without pay, turning over the reins in 1926 to Gene McMurray, who coached until 1929 when Ivan Donnely took over. During what was known as the war years, 9 head coaches tutored Tiger players from 1939 through 1945. The late Earl Gibson was the first captain of an RHS football team which included William Snow, George Turner, E.I. Tedder, John Elliot, Guilford Millican, Willard Stevens, Clint Collier, Frank Millican, E.T. Ingram, Elbert Haltom, Clyde Baldwin, Wade Chandler, Jim Lawrence Tarwater, Aaron Grant, Alton Janey, Morgan Clack, John McCluen, Theodore Watt, Earl Johnson, Bert Brown, Robert Collette, Tommy Brown, Morgan Brown, Ed Roberts, Bernard Rose, J.C.Mee, Eugene Johnson and Roy Haggard. Down through the years, Rockwood has turned out many excellent football and basketball teams. To pick out the best would be impossible, since the style of play within the last 25 or 30 years has changed considerably since 1921, but I would like to mention some teams with great records. The teams of 1942, 1943, and 1947 lost only one game. The teams of 1946, 1947, and 1962 lost only two, while the team of 1957 only lost but 2 games and was the winner of the Tri-County Conference. Many think the team of 1947 was the best since they were the first RHS team to play in a bowl game, defeating Clarksville 14-6 at the first annual Lions Bowl in Athens. In fact, this was the first bowl game ever played in the state of Tennessee. Clarksville, the week prior to the Bowl game, had defeated Springfield who was rated number 1 in the state. Rockwood was ranked number 5 and 6 that year. Johnny Lawson, tackle on the 1947 team is the only player from RHS to make the first team on the annual all state selection. Several have made the second, third, and honorable mention. Johnny, who weighed 235 had good speed and was signed by the University of Tennessee but changed his mind about attending U-T and attended Tennessee Tech. He played there his freshman year and was called to active duty as a member of the local National Guard in 1950 during the start of the Korean War. Upon his return three years later, he joined an industrial firm in Indiana giving up his football career. I remember in 1952, the Roane Theater sponsored a contest to let the fans determine the most outstanding player for the previous ten years. Tommy Roberts, a fleet back with the teams of 1946, 1947, and 1948, received this honor. Others in the running were Pat Evans, Johnny Lawson both of the 46-48 teams, Eddie Roberts of the years 44 and 45 and C.D. Mee from the teams of 50-51-52. Perhaps the most famous player ever to come from the Tiger Den is Coach Ray Graves. Coach Graves coached the University of Florida for many years as well as Georgia Tech as an assistant. He also served many other capacities in football. He played for the Tigers in 1936-1937, moving on to Knox Central and TMI. He joined the Vols around 1940 playing four years there. Another former RHS player who received nationwide publicity was Clarance "Shank" Knight, who played with the 1941-1942 teams and was a Student-Coach in 1943 guiding the team to a 9-1 record. Shank was a senior at RHS in 1943, ineligible to play football, he was chosen by Prof. T.R. Eustler to coach the team, since no one was available to hire because of the war, draft, and better paying industrial jobs. Only 17 years of age, he took the Tigers, and not only ran up a 9-1 mark but was ranked in the top 10 and turned out several players who received college scholarships. Among those players were Dillard Whittier and George Murray. Both played at U-T in 1944 and participated with U-T in the 1945 Rose Bowl. One of the strangest plays ever to take place occurred in 1938 when Gordon Hickey was out in the clear on his way for a touchdown against Crossville. Suddenly a Crossville player jumped from the sideline to haul down the surprised Hickey about midfield. The officials placed the ball on the One yard line and Rockwood scored on the next play. Rockwood won the game 20-0 but this was still the strangest play that has probably ever happened in RHS history. I know there have been great teams and players at RHS that I didn't mention, but just wait your turn and you will be mention somewhere down the road. It takes a few years to make the "Rockwood Memories" column. My email address is RCOL110479@aol.com if anyone has a story to share or if anyone is interested in my book, ROCKWOOD MEMORIES Vol. 2..Sorry Vol. 1 has long been sold out. They are ten bucks and can be mailed to you if you include $2 for shipping.

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From Allen West

LTC (Ret), author of Guardian of the Republic, Fox News contributor & former U.S. Congressman. Yippee, the Confederate battle flag has now been removed from the grounds of the South Carolina State Capitol. And, just like that, it solves the problem of black-on-black crime and killings. Now we'll see the out-of-wedlock birthrate in the black community drop from 75%. There will be better educational opportunities and schools in South Carolina's black communities and all across America. The black unemployment rate will drop - especially the almost 40% black teenage unemployment rate. We'll now see an economic entrepreneurial boon in the inner cities because the Confederate battle flag's been lowered. And there'll be no more gangs of blacks beating on whites - as we saw in Ohio recently. Yep, the liberal progressive media shouted "squirrel" and an entire nation went a running. All the yelling and shouting by the crowds was evidence of those who lack grace, respect and dignity. Former South Carolina Gamecocks football coach Lou Holtz remarked that when you get to the end zone, you should act like you've been there before. So what does the lowering of the Confederate battle flag have to do with the killing of little seven-year-old Amari Brown in Chicago - anyone know when his funeral is?

More Tax Woes

A penny saved is a penny taxed. There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. When it comes to a tax reduction, never has so little been waited for by so many for so long. Why not slap a tax on political gas? After paying all our taxes we’re tempted to call Washington and try to get ourselves declared a disaster area. Another difference between death and taxes is that death is frequently painless. You really can’t beat the game. If you earn anything, it’s minus taxes. If you buy anything it’s plus taxes. The best things in life are still free, but the tax experts are working overtime on the problem. Breathing seems to be about the only activity in this country that isn’t taxed . . . yet. The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is not to do away with them, but to hide them better. Increasing taxes to stop inflation makes about as much sense as fanning a fire to cool its heat.

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A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots Jeff Foxworthy:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots ? If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

New College Rule

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you might live in a nation out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this housing, and free cell phones, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a idiots. season pass?" If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV, and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government, you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE

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August 15th - 7:00 p.m.

“Last Dance” with The Grand Prees

This is a celebration of the 50th anniversary of The Grand Prees as well as a fund raiser for the Princess Foundation for a new projector. It is guaranteed to be a great time! Tickets can be purchased at Rocky Top General Store or at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1633360

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The Mona Lisa Is Not Really the Mona Lisa

The famous painting done by Leonardo Da Vinci that everyone calls the Mona Lisa is not really called that. Its real title is La Gioconda. The woman in the painting was the wife of a man named Francesco del Gioconda, and so the painting was titled, by its creator La Gioconda. It was known for a time as the Madonna Lisa, which probably explains why it has its present name. Leonardo created this painting over many years, beginning in 1503. When he finished it is debated by historians. He also painted many other things, building sculptures, and making new inventions. As for her famous smile, art historians still debate why she is smiling and what that smile represents. One last thing: Did you ever notice that women in this time had no eyebrows? It's true. Look closely. Women at that time were considered more beautiful if they had their eyebrows shaved.

Most Eskimos Don't Live in Igloos

The igloo is the most common symbol identified with Eskimos, yet most Eskimos don't live in what most people think an igloo is. Igloo is simply the Eskimo word for "house." So, most Eskimos DO live in igloos, as they define them, but not as most people think. Mainly through the use of cartoons, people have long thought that Eskimos live in the rounded ice houses in order to keep warm in the cold climates in which they live. This might have been true originally, but it's not true now. Nowadays, Eskimos live in wood, stone, and even cement buildings. They have heating devices that keep them warm in the colder months.

The Way to School

The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle. The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.”

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Back to School Blues

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Everyone knows that Mount Kate: Why? Everest is the tallest mountain in Nate: Because there was no history to study! the world, right? Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Well, if you want to get technical Josh: I don’t know. Why? about it, the answer is NO. Chad: They’re good at trick questions. Mount Everest stands 29,028 feet tall. From top to bottom, Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? it's taller than any other moun- Moe: I don’t know. What? tain--whose bottom is the surface Joe: The ruler. of the earth. Here's the catch: If you add Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! what's underneath, then Mount Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon. Everest isn't the tallest mountain. The winner then is Mauna Kea, Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today! a huge, very tall volcano on the Mom: That’s great. What in? Big Island of Hawaii (called Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling. Hawaii). Mauna Kea stretches What kind of school do you go to if you’re… 13,796 above water and 19,680 …an ice cream man? Sundae school. underwater, for a total of 33,476! …a giant? High school. So if you say that it's the whole …a surfer? Boarding school. mountain that counts, then …King Arthur? Knight school. Mauna Kea is the tallest. Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Hey Kids! Mark: That’s right!

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Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday! Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have? Billy: A delicious fruit salad. Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet? Johnny: In jail!

Public Stargazing Tamke-Allan Observatory, Harriman

Every 1st & 3rd Saturday all year long. Public is welcome! The Tamke-Allan Observatory is located on Caney Creek Road - turn left onto Keller Road (near the TWRA boat launch area) and the road to the observatory is on the left. Amateur astronomers come to Tamke-Allan Observatory the 1st & 3rd Saturday of each month all year long, inviting the public to join them to observe the stars.

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Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them In the world, the United States around him, he taught them saying, and France have the most pet Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven dogs. Approximately one out of Blessed are the meek… every three families has a pet Blessed are they who mourn… dog. Switzerland and Germany Blessed are the merciful… are the lowest only having one Blessed are they who thirst for justice… dog per every ten families Blessed are you when persecuted… Blessed are you when you suffer… There are 50% more males that Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is great in heaven… are left handed compared to Then Simon Peter said, ‘Do we have to write this down?’ females And Andrew said, ‘Are we supposed to know this?’ Armadillos breed in July, but And James said, ‘Will we have a test on it?’ get pregnant in November after And Philip said, ‘What if we don’t know it?’ delaying implantation. This And Bartholomew said, ‘Do we have to turn this in?’ allows the young to be born And John said, ‘The other disciples didn’t have to learn this.’ during the spring when there is And Matthew said, ‘When do we get out of here?’ an abundance of food And Judas said, ‘What does this have to do with real life?’ Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plans Carbon monoxide can kill a and inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain. person in less than 15 minutes And Jesus wept… In August 1999, Lori Lynn What is a Fiscal Year? Lomeli set a record by spinning A fiscal year is an accounting period of 365(6) days that does not 82 Hula Hoops at the same time necessarily correspond to the calendar year beginning on January for three full revolutions 1st. The fiscal year is the established period of time when an organization's annual financial records commence and conclude. The wheelbarrow was invented How it works/Example: by the Chinese. A company's fiscal year will always reflect the date of the calendar year in which it ends. For example: The financial operations of the The color blue has a calming federal government are carried out in a fiscal year that begins on effect. It causes the brain to October 1 and ends on September 30. Therefore the government's release calming hormones fiscal year for 2008 would begin on October 1, 2007 and end on Over 20 million BluBlocker September 30, 2008. sunglasses have been sold since Why it Matters: its debut in 1986. They now The key thing to remember is that a fiscal year doesn't necessarily come in over 100 different styles correspond with the calendar year. Although it may not seem like very important, when a company starts its fiscal year can have an impact on its fundamental analysis. This is especially true of cyclical companies. Consider a retailer that has an incredible first quarter. An investor may look at that company and think it will probably post even higher earnings during the end of the year, during the holiday season. However, if that company started its fiscal year in September, then its first quarter earnings will have already encompassed the higher sales that accompany the holiday shopping season, and the remaining three quarters will most likely be a little lower.

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Signs you need to read your Bible more 10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians … and you check the table of contents. 9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60′s. 8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out. 7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules. 6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms of your Bible. 5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn’t listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents. 4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: “Who gave you this stuff?” 3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries. 2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums. And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough: 1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: “Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors.”

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A newcomer to East Tennessee arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair, asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid says, "How should I know? I'm only 6."

Outreach Program Walnut Hill Church's mission is reaching the lost and helping people in need.

The Outreach program needs items donated to make them available to needy people in our area. Clothing - all sizes Shoes Socks Shampoo Soap

Tooth brushes Toothpaste Underclothes ĂďLJ ŝĂƉĞƌƐ and other items

Stamps & Cards School Supplies Back Packs Clothes Hangers ĂƐŚ ĚŽŶĂƟŽŶ

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The people who get the items will be screened and records will be kept to assure the program is used in the right way.

BILLY GRIGSBY, OWNER 354-9957 354-9290

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Please pray for the Outreach program. /Ĩ LJŽƵΖĚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŽ ǀŽůƵŶƚĞĞƌ͕ ƉůĞĂƐĞ ĐŽŶƚĂĐƚ ƚŚĞ KƵƚƌĞĂĐŚ ůĞĂĚĞƌ͘ tĞ ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ŚĂǀĞ Ă ƉŽƐŝƟǀĞ ĂƫƚƵĚĞ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵ ĨŽƌ ŝƚ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ͘ Let God lead us in everything we do.

visit www.csstrong.org for more info

dŽ ĚŽŶĂƚĞ Žƌ ĨŽƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶ͕ ĐŽŶƚĂĐƚ &ĂLJĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ͕ Outreach Leader at 865-590-7192 or 865-308-9283.


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Things you’ll never hear in church: - Hey! It’s MY turn to sit on the front pew! - I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes. - Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. - I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. - I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class. - Forget the denominational minimum salary: let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do. - I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before! - Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early! - Pastor, this winter we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas. - Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

Why do We Tell Stories About Jesus?

Book: Non-Negotiable: Focusing on the Essentials of the Faith Description (From the back cover of the book) NON-NEGOTIABLE: Focusing on the Essentials of the Faith, is a passionate, Christian-life guide focusing on the four vital themes of the person and nature of Jesus, the Gospel, Participation (in Christ), and Kingdom Life. NON-NEGOTIABLE offers engaging insights but is not a heavy read. The book includes questions for introspection that can help the reader understand fundamental Bible concepts and develop a more meaningful relationship with Jesus. NON-NEGOTIABLE, written in Paul McCuistion’s exceptional writing style, offers a practical guide designed to bring all Christians “to the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, to a mature man, to the measure of the stature which belongs to the fullness of Christ” (NASB, Ephesians 4:13). A must read.

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We tell stories to speak the truth about the way things are Rockwood Event Center and proclaim the gospel. God 116 West Rockwood St. is reconciling all things back to Himself, and stories help tell this Rockwood, TN 37854 greater story. They testify to who Date God is and what He has done and is doing in Christ, reaching past Saturday, 1 August 2015 mere intellect to stir and shape Time our affections. The gospel of Jesus Christ 11:00 am – 1:00 pm transforms hearts and lives. It may be seemingly radical, like Biographical information Saul’s conversion on the road to • Graduated Rockwood High School – 1969 Damascus, or it may be a slow, • Current Affiliations (From the back cover of the book) gradual awakening. Whatever Dr. McCuistion’s affiliations include Senior Lecturer, North-West the case, it’s always miraculous University Faculty of Theology, Potchefstroom, South Africa, and amazing that God would Tutor, Greenwich School of Theology, Retford, Nottingham shire, save sinners like us. England, Adjunct Professor of Religion and Theology, Saint Leo University, Saint Leo, FL, and Adjunct Professor of Religion, Pasco-Hernando State College, Dade City, FL. • Education (From the back cover of the book) Clock & Watch Repair His graduate studies were in New Testament and Theology at Johnson University, Knoxville, TN and Saint Leo University, Specializing in Saint Leo, FL, respectively. His Doctoral studies at North-west mechanical restoration University focused on the context of Matthew’s fulfillment and repair of antique concept. He received his Ph.D. in New Testament in 2013. clocks and • Current Resident pocket watches Zephyrhills, Florida • Parents In home service Ernest and Bernice McCuistion (both deceased) available for • Ministries grandfather Served churches as the Preaching Minister for over 20 years in and other Tennessee, Ohio, and Florida tall case clocks • Speaking August 2nd, 2015 Located in Glen Alice Christian Church Roane County 1849 Spring City Hwy Rockwood, TN 37854 Jim Foster Five miles south of Rockwood on US27 Owner Time: yourtimeclockandwatch.com Bible School: 10:00 am Worship: 11:00 am

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Microchipping Your Dog A microchip is very small. In fact it is about the size of a grain of rice. This device is implanted at the back of your pet’s neck and serves as a permanent method of electronic identification. Each chip has its own unique number and is scanned using a microchip scanner. Once implanted and scanned, this number is recorded onto a database registry with the pet and owner’s details. If your pet strays or becomes lost, this microchip can be scanned at a vet giving details of where you can be contacted. It is very important that you keep your contact details up to date when you move or change your phone number. If these details are not updated and your pet gets lost, there is no way of contacting you. This decreases the likelihood of being reunited with your pet. The RSPCA says that ‘ideally your pet cat or dog should be microchipped prior to you purchasing or adopting your pet. This is the only way to effectively trace the origin of the cat/dog. However, if your pet is not yet microchipped then we recommend that you make an appointment to do so with your vet (even in those states where microchipping is not yet compulsory).’ They go on to say that if your pet is adopted by another owner, it is up to the new owner to ensure that the contact details on the microchip are updated and recorded on the database.

Parrot shopping

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."

Adopt a Pet! Roane County Animal Shelter 296 Manufacturers Rd Rockwood, Tennessee. (865) 354-7387

Pet’s Page Caring for your Guinea Pig Water: Guinea pigs drink a lot. Make sure you change the water daily to provide fresh water. A drip bottle filled with fresh water should always be available. Pellets: Dye free, high quality pellets must be placed in a heavy bowl to prevent tipping. Avoid pellets when the primary ingredient is corn. Most quality guinea pig pellets are alfalfa based. These pellets are especially suitable for young, growing and pregnant guinea pigs; Grass Hay: Unlimited high quality grass hay should be available for your guinea pig at all times. It helps them maintain a healthy digestive system, and prevents teeth from over growing; Vegetables: Around ½ cup of fresh vegetables are an important addition to your guinea pig’s diet. They will provide them with extra nutrients. Iceberg lettuce should not be given due to its high water content. Mesculin mix, tomato, green or red pepper, spinach are all good choices. Do not serve your guinea pigs wilted or spoilt vegetables. Exercise: Essential for your guinea pig. Daily exercise helps them maintain good health. Find an enclosed space that is easily cleanable such as a bathroom. Your pet will look forward to the extra space you provide for them. Try hiding their treats in the area to provide fun for them.

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Birds as Pets Birds come in all shapes and sizes. When making the decision to choose a bird for a pet, it is important to investigate the many kinds of birds and the one you think may be the right one for your household. It is important you decide before you head to a breeder, bird rescue or pet store. Once you have decided and made a commitment to caring for your bird, it will be hard to then realize that the decision you made was not the right decision after all. When it comes to caring for your pet bird, there is much that needs to be considered: Housing Pet birds need to be able to express their normal behavior. Therefore, those that are permanently confined to living in a cage should still be able to have access to flight. This could be in an aviary or they could be given regular opportunities to spread their wings and fly in a safe, indoors environment. When it comes to cages, ask your vet about the required cage size for your bird. Cages should be regularly cleaned. Being Social Most birds are highly sociable and intelligent creatures, so need lots of stimulation. It is better to keep two birds together (of the same gender), rather than one by themselves. All birds will love appropriate toys such as bird bells, swings, mirrors. In order to keep their birds trim, birds enjoy gnawing on bird specific wooden chew toys. Feeding In the wild, birds eat a varied diet. It is important therefore to provide your bird with a variety of foods. This included the commercially bought food plus natural foods such as fresh fruit and vegetables, seeding grasses, native flowers and green foods. Always check with your vet to ensure the foods that you are giving or thinking of giving are appropriate and are non-toxic for your bird. Fresh water should be given daily or throughout the day as needed. It should be placed as high as possible to prevent spillage or getting dirty. Food should be changed regularly.

The Cross-eyed Dog A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do" "Well, let's have a look at him." said the Vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy.“

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We issue vouchers each month to Planned Pethood. We are working with Mark Neely at the Rockwood City Animal Shelter in his established pet food pantry. We educate others about the importance of spaying and neutering, vaccinating, caring for, and properly vetting pets. We are a not for profit organization. We are not a 501c3. We rely on the donations of our community members to fund our vouchers and assist with pet care needs. Each dollar donated goes directly toward the care of pets in our area.

Please consider making a donation to Roane County Paws Checks can be mailed to 119 Arrowood Lane, Harriman, TN 37748 or dropped off at First Bank of TN in South Harriman. For more information, contact Hope Gibson at 865-250-6966 or Cindy Hickey at 865-607-2865


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Address 1226 South Roane St. Harriman,TN 37748 2843 Roane State Highway Harriman,TN 37748 828 North Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 3209 Roane State Highway Harriman,TN 37748 230 South Roane St. Harriman,TN 37748 1301 S. Roane St. Harriman,TN 37748 201 Ruritan Rd Harriman,TN 37748 909 Georgia St Harriman,TN 37748 514 Emory Drive Harriman,TN 37748 1130 South Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 240 Hannah Road Harriman,TN 37748 509 Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 601 Walden Ave Harriman,TN 37748 1007 Ruritan Road Harriman,TN 37748 2744 Roane State Highway Harriman,TN 37748 1705 Morgan County Highway Harriman,TN 37748 8045 Roane Medical Center Drive Harriman,TN 37748 1811 South Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 2722 Roane State Highway Harriman,TN 37748 102 North Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 1225 South Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 1901 Harriman Highway Harriman,TN 37748 269 South Roane Street Harriman,TN 37748 420 Ruritan Road Harriman,TN 37748 635 Old Roane St Harriman,TN 37748 707 Old Roane St. Harriman,TN 37748 430 N. Roane St. Harriman,TN 37748 812 N Roane St Harriman,TN 37748 615 North Kentucky Street Kingston,TN 37763 1007 East Race Street Kingston,TN 37763 1000 Ladd Landing Boulevard Kingston,TN 37763 851 Lawnville Road Kingston,TN 37763 200 East Race Street Kingston,TN 37763 935 East Race Street Kingston,TN 37763 200 West Race St Kingston,TN 37763 104 Bluff Road Kingston,TN 37763 308 North 3rd Street Kingston,TN 37763 235 Jackson Square Oak Ridge,TN 37830 S1 705 Main Street Oliver Springs,TN 37840 508 East Tri-County Boulevard Oliver Springs,TN 37840 4306 Knoxville Highway Oliver Springs,TN 37840 704 Main Street Oliver Springs,TN 37840 903 E Tri-County Boulevard Oliver Springs,TN 37748 1348 North Gateway Avenue Rockwood,TN 37854 320 North Gateway Ave Rockwood,TN 37854 5580 Roane State Highway Rockwood,TN 37854 2305 N. Gateway Ave., Ste. 8 Rockwood,Tn 37854 504 North Gateway Ave Rockwood,TN 37854 214 West Rockwood Street Rockwood,TN 37854 5580 Roane State Highway Rockwood,TN 37854 601 South Chamberlain Avenue Rockwood,TN 37854 101 South Gateway Avenue Rockwood,TN 37854 521 North Front Avenue Rockwood,TN 37854 241 South Chamberlain Avenue Rockwood,TN 37854 1102 North Gateway Avenue Rockwood,TN 37854 1014 Main Street Wartburg,TN 37887 1122 Knoxville Highway Wartburg,TN 37887 3910 Morgan County Highway Wartburg,TN 37887 1226 Knoxville Highway Wartburg,TN 37887

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