Ismael

The Dark Unicorn…….

One fine day, a little baby unicorn was being carried on his mohers back, then a high pitch scream bounded through the forest. “what’s happening mama?’” “it’s time to go.”the moher says harshly. Then as quick as a light something hits moher then moher starts to bleed. “what’s happening moher?”moher does no reply with her eyes closed. Afer that the baby unicorn sees a man in a camo suit “hey what’s happening ,and what happened to moher?”the camo suit guy points something at the young unicorn then then unicorn goes black……. The nex day the unicorn opens its eye and sees a blinding white room with a sandwich on anoher blinding white table. “Eat up little one’’ the unicorn sees a man in a white suit with green and blue goggles. Afer a few minutes of eating he feels a warm hand touch his back and brings him over to a lab. “look at this wonderfl place! It’s so……demonic! And i’m going to name you afer the dark matter conversion process. Anubis Matter will be your name little one.” the same white suited guy exclaims. The suited guy puts Anubis into a weird tube thingamabob. “weebabadumdoodum” the machine whirls and “BOOM!” Anubis suddenly sees a dark horn on his head and purple coat of fr on his arms. “What is happening!” “Rrrrrrgggg” the tube door opens and smoke pours out of the the evil machine. “I want to kill” Anubis says.Then the suited guy opens a door leading to a bright sunny forest, afer the grand opening, Anubis

Jokes and Riddles

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1. What question can you never answer yes to?

2. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

3. You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

4. You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

5. Where does today come before yesterday?

6. What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

7. What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?

8. What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

9. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

10. There’s two doors, one leads to freedom another leads to death. There are two people standing in front of the door. The one on the left always answers wrong the one on the right answers correct. You have on question. What will you say?

Answers on the other page